Re:network of radios, sounds like a ...
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"it almost reminds one of some sort of cluster..."
...a cluster....fuck??
Re:Conflict With My Goal For the Weekend
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Give it up, man, you're doomed already. You post on Slashdot, afterall:)
New CLIT members, READ THIS!!!
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To all prospective CLIT members, Metrollica has published a wonderful guide to get you started on
your journey of logged-in trolling and first-posting.
I'm not an ANALyst, but my suggestion is to put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out in front of your family.
Frankly I'm surprised they didn't have you killed as soon as they found out that you blew your load on LNUX and WCOM, but I guess they were holding out for you to do the job yourself. Don't disappoint them yet again.
Totally missed the point, good sir. Trolling/First-Posting as AC is a definite sin, and should not be tolerated, as it is cowardly (oh, my prescious kharma!!) in it's nature.
Serious discussions are a little bit different, and I despise Slashbots even worse than I do AC's.
That's right, friends. As absurd as it sounds, by posting to this site, you might be supporting terrorism and not even know it. You might even be a terrorist yourself!
What us informed readers of Slashdot.org refer to as the "Slashdot Effect" is the phenomenon of millions of simultaneous users trying to connect to a single website, linked from the Slashdot homepage or even dubsequent discussion posts. This flood of network traffic quickly brings the unwitting server to its knees, and brings the site's sys-admins into a panic.
To the multitudes of non-technical people running wild in the Information Age, what we call this "Slashdot Effect" can easily be construed as a DDoS attack. In the over-sensitive days of post 9/11, this can be interpreted as a thinly-veiled act of terrorism.
The many pinko commies of the open source community such as the Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, and Russians who frequent the site shamelessly inundate thier victims with connection requests. These terrorists have already wrecked many a private, and it's only a matter of time before the anti-American sentiments that this site fosters boils over and U.S. Government sites come under attack.
And how does this happen? It' squite simple, really. CmdrTaco, Hemos, Michael, and even seemingly-innocent posters such as YOU, facilitate this cyber-terrorism simply by posting links. Defenseless against the ensuing barrage, site owners have little choice but to grab their angkles and grit their teeth.
But of course the Slashdot terrorists will simply blame the success of their attacks on the fact that most government servers run Microsoft Windows NT Server, and will accuse capitalist icon Bill Gates of being the true terrorist. Don't be fooled! These people are every bit as evil as the 9/11 terrorists who killed over 3000 innocent Americans. The only difference is that they bring down web sites instead of skyscrapers.
That's right, friends. As absurd as it sounds, by posting to this site, you might be supporting terrorism and not even know it. You might even be a terrorist yourself!
What us informed readers of Slashdot.org refer to as the "Slashdot Effect" is the phenomenon of millions of simultaneous users trying to connect to a single website, linked from the Slashdot homepage or even dubsequent discussion posts. This flood of network traffic quickly brings the unwitting server to its knees, and brings the site's sys-admins into a panic.
To the multitudes of non-technical people running wild in the Information Age, what we call this "Slashdot Effect" can easily be construed as a DDoS attack. In the over-sensitive days of post 9/11, this can be interpreted as a thinly-veiled act of terrorism.
The many pinko commies of the open source community such as the Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, and Russians who frequent the site shamelessly inundate thier victims with connection requests. These terrorists have already wrecked many a private, and it's only a matter of time before the anti-American sentiments that this site fosters boils over and U.S. Government sites come under attack.
And how does this happen? It' squite simple, really. CmdrTaco, Hemos, Michael, and even seemingly-innocent posters such as YOU, facilitate this cyber-terrorism simply by posting links. Defenseless against the ensuing barrage, site owners have little choice but to grab their angkles and grit their teeth.
But of course the Slashdot terrorists will simply blame the success of their attacks on the fact that most government servers run Microsoft Windows NT Server, and will accuse capitalist icon Bill Gates of being the true terrorist. Don't be fooled! These people are every bit as evil as the 9/11 terrorists who killed over 3000 innocent Americans. The only difference is that they bring down web sites instead of skyscrapers.
I like most of my generation grew up watching the Smurfs. I loved them so much that I tuned in every Saturday morning to see what crazy hijinks those lovable little blue creatures would get up to.
It is just now that I have realized what I was really tuning into each and every Saturday morning was in actuality Socialist Propaganda!! Yes that is correct, Papa Smurf and all of his little Smurf minions are not the happy little characters Hanna Barbara would have us believe! The cartoon was really created by the Russian government in order to indoctrinate the youngest members of western society with Socialist beliefs and ideals thus destroying their resistance to the imminent Russian invasion that was to occur when this generation (my generation) grew up.
To prove my point I submit that 1.) They live in a communal village and are discouraged to leave the village without the company of their fellow Smurfs. 2.) Every Smurf has his own specific job and does not deviate from that job. The job even becomes part of their personality and their name (Brainy Smurf, Handy Smurf, etc.) 3.) If ever a Smurf decides to strike out on his own he is cast into danger in some way of another and it is up to the collective to save him. 4.) Papa Smurf looks an awful lot like Karl Marx plus, he wears all that red.
And let us not forget Smurfette, the lone female Smurf and the embodiment of community property.
In the face of such convincing evidence, it is easy to mark the Smurfs as the Socialists they are, and their nemeses Gargamel (and his maladjusted cat Azrael, a not so subtle attack on ISRAEL) is the personification of Capitalism; out for himself and profit trying to destroy the peaceful commune of Smurfs.
Thankfully our resistance was not destroyed, thanks to the determination of other cartoons such as G.I. Joe and Richie Rich who's goal it was to instill in the children of the western world the morals and values of Capitalism.
Man, and I thought those Mozilla 1.0 release parties were pathetic.
The depths of loserdom that Slashdot readers will sink to never ceases to amaze me. I bet most of the people wanting to 'meet' are either fags or pedophiles... or both!
By decree from Allah to Mohammad, AC's are forbidden from claiming First Post. I understand, however, that there was alot of disagreement among Satan, Buddha, Elvis, Brittney Speares, Adolph Hitler, and the Pagan Roman and Greek Gods about the relevance of AC First Posts, but Jesus came along and burned them all into smoldering cinders where they stood, making the issue moot.
Afterwards, Allah and Jesus drank alot of Vodka and feasted upon the Jews.
Thank you for bearing with me, but you really would be suffering a terrible injustice if you didn't get the whole story.
Re:FP For the CLIT Founder!!
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Thank you for all of the support, my loyal friends, but it would appear that I have underestimated the bitchslapping handed out by the Slashdot gods (that's you, Malda).
In a delightful scheme to get this to a +5 FP (as only legendary Trolls can) I discovered that I have been permanently banned from all + moderation. I am truly sorry, but may my affliction elevate me as a martyr of the CLIT!
FP For the CLIT Founder!!
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Your FP expertise is to be commended, and the fact that you obviously don't have a job and spend all day grabbing first posts on Slashdot makes you a model citizen of the anit-capitalist, anti-work, tree-hugging, dope-smoking, open-sores community.
Please do not misconstrue; I mean that in the utmost respect!
Yes, I acknowledge the past contributions of logged-in trolls of the past. The CLIT was founded to organize them under one name. So far the ranks are still swelling! Care to join?
Slashdot Mirror
Had to make sure I didn't miss this one!
A fine FP, sir. Truly a Slashdot and CLIT icon. I hope you don't go the way of poor Alan Thicke tho, as icons tend to do around here.
...and can we get him to join the CLIT?
"it almost reminds one of some sort of cluster..."
...a cluster....fuck??
Give it up, man, you're doomed already. You post on Slashdot, afterall :)
To all prospective CLIT members, Metrollica has published a wonderful guide to get you started on your journey of logged-in trolling and first-posting.
Argh, caught me off guard with that one, at work no less!
I'm not an ANALyst, but my suggestion is to put a gun in your mouth and blow your brains out in front of your family.
Frankly I'm surprised they didn't have you killed as soon as they found out that you blew your load on LNUX and WCOM, but I guess they were holding out for you to do the job yourself. Don't disappoint them yet again.
Totally missed the point, good sir. Trolling/First-Posting as AC is a definite sin, and should not be tolerated, as it is cowardly (oh, my prescious kharma!!) in it's nature.
Serious discussions are a little bit different, and I despise Slashbots even worse than I do AC's.
"I refuse to argue with Anonymous Cowards - if you want a discussion get an account...."
Well aren't you quite the elitist prick.
That's right, friends. As absurd as it sounds, by posting to this site, you might be supporting terrorism and not even know it. You might even be a terrorist yourself!
What us informed readers of Slashdot.org refer to as the "Slashdot Effect" is the phenomenon of millions of simultaneous users trying to connect to a single website, linked from the Slashdot homepage or even dubsequent discussion posts. This flood of network traffic quickly brings the unwitting server to its knees, and brings the site's sys-admins into a panic.
To the multitudes of non-technical people running wild in the Information Age, what we call this "Slashdot Effect" can easily be construed as a DDoS attack. In the over-sensitive days of post 9/11, this can be interpreted as a thinly-veiled act of terrorism.
The many pinko commies of the open source community such as the Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, and Russians who frequent the site shamelessly inundate thier victims with connection requests. These terrorists have already wrecked many a private, and it's only a matter of time before the anti-American sentiments that this site fosters boils over and U.S. Government sites come under attack.
And how does this happen? It' squite simple, really. CmdrTaco, Hemos, Michael, and even seemingly-innocent posters such as YOU, facilitate this cyber-terrorism simply by posting links. Defenseless against the ensuing barrage, site owners have little choice but to grab their angkles and grit their teeth.
But of course the Slashdot terrorists will simply blame the success of their attacks on the fact that most government servers run Microsoft Windows NT Server, and will accuse capitalist icon Bill Gates of being the true terrorist. Don't be fooled! These people are every bit as evil as the 9/11 terrorists who killed over 3000 innocent Americans. The only difference is that they bring down web sites instead of skyscrapers.
That's right, friends. As absurd as it sounds, by posting to this site, you might be supporting terrorism and not even know it. You might even be a terrorist yourself!
What us informed readers of Slashdot.org refer to as the "Slashdot Effect" is the phenomenon of millions of simultaneous users trying to connect to a single website, linked from the Slashdot homepage or even dubsequent discussion posts. This flood of network traffic quickly brings the unwitting server to its knees, and brings the site's sys-admins into a panic.
To the multitudes of non-technical people running wild in the Information Age, what we call this "Slashdot Effect" can easily be construed as a DDoS attack. In the over-sensitive days of post 9/11, this can be interpreted as a thinly-veiled act of terrorism.
The many pinko commies of the open source community such as the Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, and Russians who frequent the site shamelessly inundate thier victims with connection requests. These terrorists have already wrecked many a private, and it's only a matter of time before the anti-American sentiments that this site fosters boils over and U.S. Government sites come under attack.
And how does this happen? It' squite simple, really. CmdrTaco, Hemos, Michael, and even seemingly-innocent posters such as YOU, facilitate this cyber-terrorism simply by posting links. Defenseless against the ensuing barrage, site owners have little choice but to grab their angkles and grit their teeth.
But of course the Slashdot terrorists will simply blame the success of their attacks on the fact that most government servers run Microsoft Windows NT Server, and will accuse capitalist icon Bill Gates of being the true terrorist. Don't be fooled! These people are every bit as evil as the 9/11 terrorists who killed over 3000 innocent Americans. The only difference is that they bring down web sites instead of skyscrapers.
I like most of my generation grew up watching the Smurfs. I loved them so much that I tuned in every Saturday morning to see what crazy hijinks those lovable little blue creatures would get up to.
It is just now that I have realized what I was really tuning into each and every Saturday morning was in actuality Socialist Propaganda!! Yes that is correct, Papa Smurf and all of his little Smurf minions are not the happy little characters Hanna Barbara would have us believe! The cartoon was really created by the Russian government in order to indoctrinate the youngest members of western society with Socialist beliefs and ideals thus destroying their resistance to the imminent Russian invasion that was to occur when this generation (my generation) grew up.
To prove my point I submit that 1.) They live in a communal village and are discouraged to leave the village without the company of their fellow Smurfs. 2.) Every Smurf has his own specific job and does not deviate from that job. The job even becomes part of their personality and their name (Brainy Smurf, Handy Smurf, etc.) 3.) If ever a Smurf decides to strike out on his own he is cast into danger in some way of another and it is up to the collective to save him. 4.) Papa Smurf looks an awful lot like Karl Marx plus, he wears all that red.
And let us not forget Smurfette, the lone female Smurf and the embodiment of community property.
In the face of such convincing evidence, it is easy to mark the Smurfs as the Socialists they are, and their nemeses Gargamel (and his maladjusted cat Azrael, a not so subtle attack on ISRAEL) is the personification of Capitalism; out for himself and profit trying to destroy the peaceful commune of Smurfs.
Thankfully our resistance was not destroyed, thanks to the determination of other cartoons such as G.I. Joe and Richie Rich who's goal it was to instill in the children of the western world the morals and values of Capitalism.
And who is this masked AC? 'tis I, TROLLBRIDGE!
All AC's bow down, because regardless of what you think, I 0wn ALL of you!
Man, and I thought those Mozilla 1.0 release parties were pathetic.
The depths of loserdom that Slashdot readers will sink to never ceases to amaze me. I bet most of the people wanting to 'meet' are either fags or pedophiles... or both!
A brave troll you are, sir, posting at +2. It's an honor to have you among our swelling ranks.
By decree from Allah to Mohammad, AC's are forbidden from claiming First Post. I understand, however, that there was alot of disagreement among Satan, Buddha, Elvis, Brittney Speares, Adolph Hitler, and the Pagan Roman and Greek Gods about the relevance of AC First Posts, but Jesus came along and burned them all into smoldering cinders where they stood, making the issue moot.
Afterwards, Allah and Jesus drank alot of Vodka and feasted upon the Jews.
Thank you for bearing with me, but you really would be suffering a terrible injustice if you didn't get the whole story.
Thank you for all of the support, my loyal friends, but it would appear that I have underestimated the bitchslapping handed out by the Slashdot gods (that's you, Malda).
In a delightful scheme to get this to a +5 FP (as only legendary Trolls can) I discovered that I have been permanently banned from all + moderation. I am truly sorry, but may my affliction elevate me as a martyr of the CLIT!
Yup, I own ALL of you AC's!!! Score 1 for CLIT!!!
LLNL, LANL, IANAL... comon people, enough with the acronyms... or can't you actually spell the whole word out?
Ya know, if this was any other site besides Slashdot, this would be an easy choice.
It's Troll Tuesday, for crying out loud! AC's are forbidden from claiming FP's on Troll Tuesday!
Pr0pz to the mad FP'er!
Your FP expertise is to be commended, and the fact that you obviously don't have a job and spend all day grabbing first posts on Slashdot makes you a model citizen of the anit-capitalist, anti-work, tree-hugging, dope-smoking, open-sores community.
Please do not misconstrue; I mean that in the utmost respect!
Well yeah, in fact, you are, but not yet in name :) I recognize official CLIT members by my Fans list.
If you do not wish to become a fan, that's ok. We all recognize your contributions to the trolling community.
Yes, I acknowledge the past contributions of logged-in trolls of the past. The CLIT was founded to organize them under one name. So far the ranks are still swelling! Care to join?