I claim this FP, due to the fact your post is not sanctioned by the CLITS and therefore is null and void as listed in the charter rules for FP, section 5 paragraph 3
45 is elderly?I hereby request porn involving twins.
Stunning News!Petrified Natalie Portman Sex Grits
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June 3, 2002 | Young "Star Wars" fans at a loss for what to do with their Padmé Amidala action figure might take a few tips from the woman behind Amidala, Natalie Portman herself.
Portman tells Rolling Stone magazine that, growing up, she had quite a collection of dolls and "I remember them being very sexual. I don't remember ever not having my dolls have sex with each other."
The actress says that, though all she knew how to do was rub her little dolls against one another, she did it constantly.
"All my dolls would get it on together," she says. "Even the Barbies would get it on with other Barbies, and the guys would get it on with each other."
the top 3 look like the same chick..I'm not even sure she's legal. Babe? hardly. You overrate her like the legions of geeks overrate Natalie Portman & Trinity from the matrix.
ohhh but maybe she's truly a geek girl and reads slashdot and will see you like her and email you and a romance will blossom. you stud you.
Open source invites terrorism - study By Thomas C Greene in Washington Posted: 06/04/2002 at 08:33 EST
A Washington think tank calling itself the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is preparing to release a 'study' warning that the widespread use of open source software will allow international terrorists to have their way with us.
"Terrorists trying to hack or disrupt U.S. computer networks might find it easier if the federal government attempts to switch to 'open source' as some groups propose," the group warned in a press release.
We imagine the argument will have to go something like this: Microsoft software is safer because the company carefully conceals its security flaws; thus evil terrorists will never find them on their own. But with open source products, the Evil Doers will be able to audit the source code and find novel weaknesses they can exploit to bring Christendom to its knees.
We say that because we know they can't possibly try to argue that MS offers inherently more secure products. Although they might; as our friend Richard M. Smith points out, the Institution takes money from Redmond.
This could explain why a group purportedly devoted to the 'perfection of democracy' would, with a straight face, recommend the MCSE as a qualification for adult participation in a democratic economy superior to a university degree.
"Effective participation in the American political economy has always been substantially dependent upon an education that goes beyond basic verbal and mathematical skills," the author of this 'study' intones.
And quite right he is; only we rather suspect, like most adults, that a liberal education is the answer to that problem, not an advanced course in rectifying BSODs.
Nevertheless the author cheerfully reports that "87 per cent of Human Resource managers surveyed believed that MCSE's are equally or more successful than college graduates."
We look forward to learning how MS software and its associated usurious licensing schemes will protect us from terrorism. The 'study' is to be released next week. ® The Register
won't go digital until there are digital movies available. the movie studios won't produce in digital(except lucas of course) because there aren't enough theatres with digital.
Open source invites terrorism - study By Thomas C Greene in Washington Posted: 06/04/2002 at 08:33 EST
A Washington think tank calling itself the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is preparing to release a 'study' warning that the widespread use of open source software will allow international terrorists to have their way with us.
"Terrorists trying to hack or disrupt U.S. computer networks might find it easier if the federal government attempts to switch to 'open source' as some groups propose," the group warned in a press release.
We imagine the argument will have to go something like this: Microsoft software is safer because the company carefully conceals its security flaws; thus evil terrorists will never find them on their own. But with open source products, the Evil Doers will be able to audit the source code and find novel weaknesses they can exploit to bring Christendom to its knees.
We say that because we know they can't possibly try to argue that MS offers inherently more secure products. Although they might; as our friend Richard M. Smith points out, the Institution takes money from Redmond.
This could explain why a group purportedly devoted to the 'perfection of democracy' would, with a straight face, recommend the MCSE as a qualification for adult participation in a democratic economy superior to a university degree.
"Effective participation in the American political economy has always been substantially dependent upon an education that goes beyond basic verbal and mathematical skills," the author of this 'study' intones.
And quite right he is; only we rather suspect, like most adults, that a liberal education is the answer to that problem, not an advanced course in rectifying BSODs.
Nevertheless the author cheerfully reports that "87 per cent of Human Resource managers surveyed believed that MCSE's are equally or more successful than college graduates."
We look forward to learning how MS software and its associated usurious licensing schemes will protect us from terrorism. The 'study' is to be released next week. ® The Register
do you not understand EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE. The OS, the computer, the internet, food, housing, clothing, cars, electronics, whores...ALL FREE...Carpenters should build houses because they love building houses! Fast Food workers should fix burgers because they love flipping burgers! Janitors should clean bathrooms because they love cleaning up your shit!
First Junis from Afghanistan post!!!
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i treat each article as a painter treats a canvas. Sometimes, the canvas is just asking to be splotched with paint. Still, other times, i see the painting take shape and feel like adding to the painting in a more formal manner. I prefer to react to the canvas's current form, rather than randomly painting on it. For instance, a blank canvas requires an immediate and powerful troll. Or, if there is already splotches of paint, you must stack more on top to form the base of the painting.
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simply because we enjoy the art of non-comformity for our own entertainment does not necessarily mean we are genetically or intellectually flawed.
Though some trolls are escaped mental patients...I am convinced.
Have you hugged a fat today?
You have!? Thanks!
You haven't!? You lose air!
Thanks
Dissolving networks makes me want to pour a bowl of hot grits down my pants while staring at petrified natalie portman having sex with Don Knotts Guy.
CLIT indeed
A HREF="http://goatse.cx/?g=6xc=6 I agree with this post grits grits grits
could you please end the joke properly like so:
The student replist, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah thought yuh said "goatse."
Thank you
quit posting pics of the girl. Here's a real geek woman
I claim this FP, due to the fact your post is not sanctioned by the CLITS and therefore is null and void as listed in the charter rules for FP, section 5 paragraph 3
I love football on tv
shots of Jena Lee
hangin with my friends
and....TWINS!
I love burritos at 4 am
parties that never end
dogs who love...cats
and....TWINS!
45 is elderly?I hereby request porn involving twins.
(from Salon.com)
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June 3, 2002 | Young "Star Wars" fans at a loss for what to do with their Padmé Amidala action figure might take a few tips from the woman behind Amidala, Natalie Portman herself.
Portman tells Rolling Stone magazine that, growing up, she had quite a collection of dolls and "I remember them being very sexual. I don't remember ever not having my dolls have sex with each other."
The actress says that, though all she knew how to do was rub her little dolls against one another, she did it constantly.
"All my dolls would get it on together," she says. "Even the Barbies would get it on with other Barbies, and the guys would get it on with each other."
In fact, she says, "My tub toys also had sex."
Glug, glug, glug
Props CLITS
i concur. it's the grits that win me over.
wow you're trying hard to get her attention. You must be really head over heels for this 14 year old.
Am I seeing double.. ugh.. how many times do we need to see the same story? I guess CmdTaco has better things todo then read /.
the top 3 look like the same chick..I'm not even sure she's legal. Babe? hardly. You overrate her like the legions of geeks overrate Natalie Portman & Trinity from the matrix.
ohhh but maybe she's truly a geek girl and reads slashdot and will see you like her and email you and a romance will blossom. you stud you.
Open source invites terrorism - study
By Thomas C Greene in Washington
Posted: 06/04/2002 at 08:33 EST
A Washington think tank calling itself the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is preparing to release a 'study' warning that the widespread use of open source software will allow international terrorists to have their way with us.
"Terrorists trying to hack or disrupt U.S. computer networks might find it easier if the federal government attempts to switch to 'open source' as some groups propose," the group warned in a press release.
We imagine the argument will have to go something like this: Microsoft software is safer because the company carefully conceals its security flaws; thus evil terrorists will never find them on their own. But with open source products, the Evil Doers will be able to audit the source code and find novel weaknesses they can exploit to bring Christendom to its knees.
We say that because we know they can't possibly try to argue that MS offers inherently more secure products. Although they might; as our friend Richard M. Smith points out, the Institution takes money from Redmond.
This could explain why a group purportedly devoted to the 'perfection of democracy' would, with a straight face, recommend the MCSE as a qualification for adult participation in a democratic economy superior to a university degree.
"Effective participation in the American political economy has always been substantially dependent upon an education that goes beyond basic verbal and mathematical skills," the author of this 'study' intones.
And quite right he is; only we rather suspect, like most adults, that a liberal education is the answer to that problem, not an advanced course in rectifying BSODs.
Nevertheless the author cheerfully reports that "87 per cent of Human Resource managers surveyed believed that MCSE's are equally or more successful than college graduates."
We look forward to learning how MS software and its associated usurious licensing schemes will protect us from terrorism. The 'study' is to be released next week. ® The Register
all these "protection" agencies make me want to pour a bowl of hot grits down my pants. Thank you.
DO you think the government pays for cable modem and steals cable tv too!?
I would hate to dissapoint
won't go digital until there are digital movies available. the movie studios won't produce in digital(except lucas of course) because there aren't enough theatres with digital.
so i say..why bother now
Open source invites terrorism - study
By Thomas C Greene in Washington
Posted: 06/04/2002 at 08:33 EST
A Washington think tank calling itself the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is preparing to release a 'study' warning that the widespread use of open source software will allow international terrorists to have their way with us.
"Terrorists trying to hack or disrupt U.S. computer networks might find it easier if the federal government attempts to switch to 'open source' as some groups propose," the group warned in a press release.
We imagine the argument will have to go something like this: Microsoft software is safer because the company carefully conceals its security flaws; thus evil terrorists will never find them on their own. But with open source products, the Evil Doers will be able to audit the source code and find novel weaknesses they can exploit to bring Christendom to its knees.
We say that because we know they can't possibly try to argue that MS offers inherently more secure products. Although they might; as our friend Richard M. Smith points out, the Institution takes money from Redmond.
This could explain why a group purportedly devoted to the 'perfection of democracy' would, with a straight face, recommend the MCSE as a qualification for adult participation in a democratic economy superior to a university degree.
"Effective participation in the American political economy has always been substantially dependent upon an education that goes beyond basic verbal and mathematical skills," the author of this 'study' intones.
And quite right he is; only we rather suspect, like most adults, that a liberal education is the answer to that problem, not an advanced course in rectifying BSODs.
Nevertheless the author cheerfully reports that "87 per cent of Human Resource managers surveyed believed that MCSE's are equally or more successful than college graduates."
We look forward to learning how MS software and its associated usurious licensing schemes will protect us from terrorism. The 'study' is to be released next week. ® The Register
do you not understand EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE. The OS, the computer, the internet, food, housing, clothing, cars, electronics, whores...ALL FREE...Carpenters should build houses because they love building houses! Fast Food workers should fix burgers because they love flipping burgers! Janitors should clean bathrooms because they love cleaning up your shit!
typing to you from Kabul on his Commodore 64!!!
apple sucks!
i treat each article as a painter treats a canvas. Sometimes, the canvas is just asking to be splotched with paint. Still, other times, i see the painting take shape and feel like adding to the painting in a more formal manner. I prefer to react to the canvas's current form, rather than randomly painting on it. For instance, a blank canvas requires an immediate and powerful troll. Or, if there is already splotches of paint, you must stack more on top to form the base of the painting.
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