Software Assurance Membership (SAM) is an integrated set of support services and benefits provided to all Enterprise Agreement customers and those Select License customers who have selected the SAM box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM is designed to reduce your costs across the entire product life cycle and to help you make the most of Microsoft® solutions. As Microsoft's relationship with your organization grows, SAM will provide you with customized service tailored to your environment, and help you use Microsoft software to your maximum advantage.
SAM Eligibility Requirements SAM requires that all of your new license orders are purchased with Software Assurance (SA) for any product pool--Applications, Systems, or Servers--under your enrollment within the Select License. Qualified license holders include:
All new and current Enterprise Agreement (EA) customers. Select License customers who have selected the Software Assurance Membership (SAM) box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM Benefit Highlights SAM participants receive all SA upgrade benefits for licenses enrolled in SA, plus additional benefits such as training, discounts, and partner services. Benefits include:
Training. Instructor-led IT training at a discount, or unique services from our enterprise training channel of nearly 100 Microsoft Certified Technical Education Centers (CTECs) in the U.S. and worldwide. Partner services. Microsoft Gold Certified Partners will deliver unique service offerings such as technology architecture, implementation services, or discount pricing to SA members. Windows 2000/Windows XP source code. SA members in the Systems Pool who have purchased at least 1,500 Microsoft Windows® operating system licenses under their Select License enrollment may be eligible to license approximately 95 percent of the Windows 2000/Windows XP source code at no additional fee. This will be offered in selected countries.
Windows Preinstallation Edition (WinPE). WinPE is offered to all SA members in the Systems Pool. It is a tool that can aid deployment, administration, and end-user productivity. WinPE is a version of Windows XP Professional that supports booting off of CD, DVD, PXE (network), or a hard disk drive. It provides a minimal Win32 subsystem for disk configuration, and launching of setup in the full Windows environment. This offering is designed to be used by large corporations to build their own custom deployment solutions. Software discounts for your employees. The Microsoft Employee Purchase Program (MSEPP) offers exclusive Microsoft software, hardware, and Microsoft Press discounts to employees of SAM customers. MSEPP is designed to assist your employees in extending their workplace desktop to their home PC security through obscurity = modding down anti-linux posts so maybe noone will see them
Add Michael Abrash's Graphic Programming for Black People. It's not really for normal speakers and much of the techniques are probably out of a rap song in today's ebonics-driven cultureal world, but it's a great book regardless, and has a lot of theory that's applicable in non-black areas (crackas, mostly)
Software Assurance Membership (SAM) is an integrated set of support services and benefits provided to all Enterprise Agreement customers and those Select License customers who have selected the SAM box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM is designed to reduce your costs across the entire product life cycle and to help you make the most of Microsoft® solutions. As Microsoft's relationship with your organization grows, SAM will provide you with customized service tailored to your environment, and help you use Microsoft software to your maximum advantage.
SAM Eligibility Requirements SAM requires that all of your new license orders are purchased with Software Assurance (SA) for any product pool--Applications, Systems, or Servers--under your enrollment within the Select License. Qualified license holders include:
All new and current Enterprise Agreement (EA) customers. Select License customers who have selected the Software Assurance Membership (SAM) box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM Benefit Highlights SAM participants receive all SA upgrade benefits for licenses enrolled in SA, plus additional benefits such as training, discounts, and partner services. Benefits include:
Training. Instructor-led IT training at a discount, or unique services from our enterprise training channel of nearly 100 Microsoft Certified Technical Education Centers (CTECs) in the U.S. and worldwide. Partner services. Microsoft Gold Certified Partners will deliver unique service offerings such as technology architecture, implementation services, or discount pricing to SA members.
Windows 2000/Windows XP source code. SA members in the Systems Pool who have purchased at least 1,500 Microsoft Windows® operating system licenses under their Select License enrollment may be eligible to license approximately 95 percent of the Windows 2000/Windows XP source code at no additional fee. This will be offered in selected countries.
Windows Preinstallation Edition (WinPE). WinPE is offered to all SA members in the Systems Pool. It is a tool that can aid deployment, administration, and end-user productivity. WinPE is a version of Windows XP Professional that supports booting off of CD, DVD, PXE (network), or a hard disk drive. It provides a minimal Win32 subsystem for disk configuration, and launching of setup in the full Windows environment. This offering is designed to be used by large corporations to build their own custom deployment solutions. Software discounts for your employees. The Microsoft Employee Purchase Program (MSEPP) offers exclusive Microsoft software, hardware, and Microsoft Press discounts to employees of SAM customers. MSEPP is designed to assist your employees in extending their workplace desktop to their home PC
Software Assurance Membership (SAM) is an integrated set of support services and benefits provided to all Enterprise Agreement customers and those Select License customers who have selected the SAM box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM is designed to reduce your costs across the entire product life cycle and to help you make the most of Microsoft® solutions. As Microsoft's relationship with your organization grows, SAM will provide you with customized service tailored to your environment, and help you use Microsoft software to your maximum advantage.
SAM Eligibility Requirements SAM requires that all of your new license orders are purchased with Software Assurance (SA) for any product pool--Applications, Systems, or Servers--under your enrollment within the Select License. Qualified license holders include:
All new and current Enterprise Agreement (EA) customers. Select License customers who have selected the Software Assurance Membership (SAM) box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM Benefit Highlights SAM participants receive all SA upgrade benefits for licenses enrolled in SA, plus additional benefits such as training, discounts, and partner services. Benefits include:
Training. Instructor-led IT training at a discount, or unique services from our enterprise training channel of nearly 100 Microsoft Certified Technical Education Centers (CTECs) in the U.S. and worldwide. Partner services. Microsoft Gold Certified Partners will deliver unique service offerings such as technology architecture, implementation services, or discount pricing to SA members. Windows 2000/Windows XP source code. SA members in the Systems Pool who have purchased at least 1,500 Microsoft Windows® operating system licenses under their Select License enrollment may be eligible to license approximately 95 percent of the Windows 2000/Windows XP source code at no additional fee. This will be offered in selected countries. Windows Preinstallation Edition (WinPE). WinPE is offered to all SA members in the Systems Pool. It is a tool that can aid deployment, administration, and end-user productivity. WinPE is a version of Windows XP Professional that supports booting off of CD, DVD, PXE (network), or a hard disk drive. It provides a minimal Win32 subsystem for disk configuration, and launching of setup in the full Windows environment. This offering is designed to be used by large corporations to build their own custom deployment solutions. Software discounts for your employees. The Microsoft Employee Purchase Program (MSEPP) offers exclusive Microsoft software, hardware, and Microsoft Press discounts to employees of SAM customers. MSEPP is designed to assist your employees in extending their workplace desktop to their home PC.
This is retarded..if you want to see a device
on
Terapin Mine Review
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· Score: -1
of course they did..Microsoft always sponsers anything that's anti-OSS..After all, nothing in that study could possibly be true...especially not the fact that open source could conceivably be very prone to automatic trojans due to it's open nature. Or maybe we'll all believe terrorists aren't smart enought to create such holes.
June 3, 2002 | Young "Star Wars" fans at a loss for what to do with their Padmé Amidala action figure might take a few tips from the woman behind Amidala, Natalie Portman herself.
Portman tells Rolling Stone magazine that, growing up, she had quite a collection of dolls and "I remember them being very sexual. I don't remember ever not having my dolls have sex with each other."
The actress says that, though all she knew how to do was rub her little dolls against one another, she did it constantly.
"All my dolls would get it on together," she says. "Even the Barbies would get it on with other Barbies, and the guys would get it on with each other."
we didn't really want this FP. Being that the article was based on USED and not NEW books, it's not quite up to par for the CLIT FP stamp of approval. We'd also like to give you any article by Jon Katz.
Open source invites terrorism - study By Thomas C Greene in Washington Posted: 06/04/2002 at 08:33 EST
A Washington think tank calling itself the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is preparing to release a 'study' warning that the widespread use of open source software will allow international terrorists to have their way with us.
"Terrorists trying to hack or disrupt U.S. computer networks might find it easier if the federal government attempts to switch to 'open source' as some groups propose," the group warned in a press release.
We imagine the argument will have to go something like this: Microsoft software is safer because the company carefully conceals its security flaws; thus evil terrorists will never find them on their own. But with open source products, the Evil Doers will be able to audit the source code and find novel weaknesses they can exploit to bring Christendom to its knees.
We say that because we know they can't possibly try to argue that MS offers inherently more secure products. Although they might; as our friend Richard M. Smith points out, the Institution takes money from Redmond.
This could explain why a group purportedly devoted to the 'perfection of democracy' would, with a straight face, recommend the MCSE as a qualification for adult participation in a democratic economy superior to a university degree.
"Effective participation in the American political economy has always been substantially dependent upon an education that goes beyond basic verbal and mathematical skills," the author of this 'study' intones.
And quite right he is; only we rather suspect, like most adults, that a liberal education is the answer to that problem, not an advanced course in rectifying BSODs.
Nevertheless the author cheerfully reports that "87 per cent of Human Resource managers surveyed believed that MCSE's are equally or more successful than college graduates."
We look forward to learning how MS software and its associated usurious licensing schemes will protect us from terrorism. The 'study' is to be released next week. ® The Register
I love football on tv shots of Jena Lee hangin with my friends and....TWINS!
I love burritos at 4 am parties that never end dogs who love...cats and....TWINS!
Lewis flattens Tyson in eight round!
on
The Almighty Buck
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· Score: -1
MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- Lennox Lewis showed the bully who was boss.
Using a masterful left jab and landing his right hand at will, Lewis battered a befuddled MikeTyson before stopping him with a crashing right hand in the eighth round to keep his heavyweight titles Saturday night.
Tyson was bleeding from cuts over his eyes and from the nose when Lewis landed a punch that sent him sprawling on his back in Lewis' corner. Tyson tried to get up at the count of eight, getting to one knee, but was counted out.
It was a sudden end to a dominating performance in which Lewis overwhelmed the former champion from the opening bell.
Referee Eddie Cotton counted Tyson out at 2:25 of the eighth round.
AP NEWS The Associated Press News Service
Copyright 2002, The Associated Press, All Rights Reserved
its the linux way! everything should be free! everyone work for free! no matter that noone would ever do the shit jobs if everything was volunteer based
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Software Assurance Membership
February 27, 2002
Software Assurance Membership (SAM) is an integrated set of support services and benefits provided to all Enterprise Agreement customers and those Select License customers who have selected the SAM box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM is designed to reduce your costs across the entire product life cycle and to help you make the most of Microsoft® solutions. As Microsoft's relationship with your organization grows, SAM will provide you with customized service tailored to your environment, and help you use Microsoft software to your maximum advantage.
SAM Eligibility Requirements
SAM requires that all of your new license orders are purchased with Software Assurance (SA) for any product pool--Applications, Systems, or Servers--under your enrollment within the Select License. Qualified license holders include:
All new and current Enterprise Agreement (EA) customers.
Select License customers who have selected the Software Assurance Membership (SAM) box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment.
SAM Benefit Highlights
SAM participants receive all SA upgrade benefits for licenses enrolled in SA, plus additional benefits such as training, discounts, and partner services. Benefits include:
Training. Instructor-led IT training at a discount, or unique services from our enterprise training channel of nearly 100 Microsoft Certified Technical Education Centers (CTECs) in the U.S. and worldwide.
Partner services. Microsoft Gold Certified Partners will deliver unique service offerings such as technology architecture, implementation services, or discount pricing to SA members.
Windows 2000/Windows XP source code. SA members in the Systems Pool who have purchased at least 1,500 Microsoft Windows® operating system licenses under their Select License enrollment may be eligible to license approximately 95 percent of the Windows 2000/Windows XP source code at no additional fee. This will be offered in selected countries.
Windows Preinstallation Edition (WinPE). WinPE is offered to all SA members in the Systems Pool. It is a tool that can aid deployment, administration, and end-user productivity. WinPE is a version of Windows XP Professional that supports booting off of CD, DVD, PXE (network), or a hard disk drive. It provides a minimal Win32 subsystem for disk configuration, and launching of setup in the full Windows environment. This offering is designed to be used by large corporations to build their own custom deployment solutions.
Software discounts for your employees. The Microsoft Employee Purchase Program (MSEPP) offers exclusive Microsoft software, hardware, and Microsoft Press discounts to employees of SAM customers. MSEPP is designed to assist your employees in extending their workplace desktop to their home PC
security through obscurity = modding down anti-linux posts so maybe noone will see them
three clits in a row
care for some tubgirl?
Add Michael Abrash's Graphic Programming for Black People. It's not really for normal speakers and much of the techniques are probably out of a rap song in today's ebonics-driven cultureal world, but it's a great book regardless, and has a lot of theory that's applicable in non-black areas (crackas, mostly)
I'd like to hack Jules Asner's kernel
tubgirl sightings!
here
Software Assurance Membership
February 27, 2002
Software Assurance Membership (SAM) is an integrated set of support services and benefits provided to all Enterprise Agreement customers and those Select License customers who have selected the SAM box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM is designed to reduce your costs across the entire product life cycle and to help you make the most of Microsoft® solutions. As Microsoft's relationship with your organization grows, SAM will provide you with customized service tailored to your environment, and help you use Microsoft software to your maximum advantage.
SAM Eligibility Requirements
SAM requires that all of your new license orders are purchased with Software Assurance (SA) for any product pool--Applications, Systems, or Servers--under your enrollment within the Select License. Qualified license holders include:
All new and current Enterprise Agreement (EA) customers.
Select License customers who have selected the Software Assurance Membership (SAM) box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment.
SAM Benefit Highlights
SAM participants receive all SA upgrade benefits for licenses enrolled in SA, plus additional benefits such as training, discounts, and partner services. Benefits include:
Training. Instructor-led IT training at a discount, or unique services from our enterprise training channel of nearly 100 Microsoft Certified Technical Education Centers (CTECs) in the U.S. and worldwide.
Partner services. Microsoft Gold Certified Partners will deliver unique service offerings such as technology architecture, implementation services, or discount pricing to SA members.
Windows 2000/Windows XP source code. SA members in the Systems Pool who have purchased at least 1,500 Microsoft Windows® operating system licenses under their Select License enrollment may be eligible to license approximately 95 percent of the Windows 2000/Windows XP source code at no additional fee. This will be offered in selected countries.
Windows Preinstallation Edition (WinPE). WinPE is offered to all SA members in the Systems Pool. It is a tool that can aid deployment, administration, and end-user productivity. WinPE is a version of Windows XP Professional that supports booting off of CD, DVD, PXE (network), or a hard disk drive. It provides a minimal Win32 subsystem for disk configuration, and launching of setup in the full Windows environment. This offering is designed to be used by large corporations to build their own custom deployment solutions.
Software discounts for your employees. The Microsoft Employee Purchase Program (MSEPP) offers exclusive Microsoft software, hardware, and Microsoft Press discounts to employees of SAM customers. MSEPP is designed to assist your employees in extending their workplace desktop to their home PC
but i looked good doing it!
More Nvidia specs!!
More info and pictures of the greatness of going gold
Software Assurance Membership
February 27, 2002
Software Assurance Membership (SAM) is an integrated set of support services and benefits provided to all Enterprise Agreement customers and those Select License customers who have selected the SAM box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment. SAM is designed to reduce your costs across the entire product life cycle and to help you make the most of Microsoft® solutions. As Microsoft's relationship with your organization grows, SAM will provide you with customized service tailored to your environment, and help you use Microsoft software to your maximum advantage.
SAM Eligibility Requirements
SAM requires that all of your new license orders are purchased with Software Assurance (SA) for any product pool--Applications, Systems, or Servers--under your enrollment within the Select License. Qualified license holders include:
All new and current Enterprise Agreement (EA) customers.
Select License customers who have selected the Software Assurance Membership (SAM) box for one or more product pools on their Select License enrollment.
SAM Benefit Highlights
SAM participants receive all SA upgrade benefits for licenses enrolled in SA, plus additional benefits such as training, discounts, and partner services. Benefits include:
Training. Instructor-led IT training at a discount, or unique services from our enterprise training channel of nearly 100 Microsoft Certified Technical Education Centers (CTECs) in the U.S. and worldwide.
Partner services. Microsoft Gold Certified Partners will deliver unique service offerings such as technology architecture, implementation services, or discount pricing to SA members.
Windows 2000/Windows XP source code. SA members in the Systems Pool who have purchased at least 1,500 Microsoft Windows® operating system licenses under their Select License enrollment may be eligible to license approximately 95 percent of the Windows 2000/Windows XP source code at no additional fee. This will be offered in selected countries.
Windows Preinstallation Edition (WinPE). WinPE is offered to all SA members in the Systems Pool. It is a tool that can aid deployment, administration, and end-user productivity. WinPE is a version of Windows XP Professional that supports booting off of CD, DVD, PXE (network), or a hard disk drive. It provides a minimal Win32 subsystem for disk configuration, and launching of setup in the full Windows environment. This offering is designed to be used by large corporations to build their own custom deployment solutions.
Software discounts for your employees. The Microsoft Employee Purchase Program (MSEPP) offers exclusive Microsoft software, hardware, and Microsoft Press discounts to employees of SAM customers. MSEPP is designed to assist your employees in extending their workplace desktop to their home PC.
that runs linux that is actually cool, look at
http://www.finalscratch.com/
These guys have already modded it!!! that's bad ass!!
of course they did..Microsoft always sponsers anything that's anti-OSS..After all, nothing in that study could possibly be true...especially not the fact that open source could conceivably be very prone to automatic trojans due to it's open nature. Or maybe we'll all believe terrorists aren't smart enought to create such holes.
(from Salon.com)
...
June 3, 2002 | Young "Star Wars" fans at a loss for what to do with their Padmé Amidala action figure might take a few tips from the woman behind Amidala, Natalie Portman herself.
Portman tells Rolling Stone magazine that, growing up, she had quite a collection of dolls and "I remember them being very sexual. I don't remember ever not having my dolls have sex with each other."
The actress says that, though all she knew how to do was rub her little dolls against one another, she did it constantly.
"All my dolls would get it on together," she says. "Even the Barbies would get it on with other Barbies, and the guys would get it on with each other."
In fact, she says, "My tub toys also had sex."
Glug, glug, glug
Props CLITS
Screw a Kangaroo
Fingerbang an AC
Orgy at the zoo
while i am impressed with your old school touch, you sir scum AC, are no Recipe Troll.
Hug a fat today.
we didn't really want this FP. Being that the article was based on USED and not NEW books, it's not quite up to par for the CLIT FP stamp of approval. We'd also like to give you any article by Jon Katz.
Open source invites terrorism - study
By Thomas C Greene in Washington
Posted: 06/04/2002 at 08:33 EST
A Washington think tank calling itself the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is preparing to release a 'study' warning that the widespread use of open source software will allow international terrorists to have their way with us.
"Terrorists trying to hack or disrupt U.S. computer networks might find it easier if the federal government attempts to switch to 'open source' as some groups propose," the group warned in a press release.
We imagine the argument will have to go something like this: Microsoft software is safer because the company carefully conceals its security flaws; thus evil terrorists will never find them on their own. But with open source products, the Evil Doers will be able to audit the source code and find novel weaknesses they can exploit to bring Christendom to its knees.
We say that because we know they can't possibly try to argue that MS offers inherently more secure products. Although they might; as our friend Richard M. Smith points out, the Institution takes money from Redmond.
This could explain why a group purportedly devoted to the 'perfection of democracy' would, with a straight face, recommend the MCSE as a qualification for adult participation in a democratic economy superior to a university degree.
"Effective participation in the American political economy has always been substantially dependent upon an education that goes beyond basic verbal and mathematical skills," the author of this 'study' intones.
And quite right he is; only we rather suspect, like most adults, that a liberal education is the answer to that problem, not an advanced course in rectifying BSODs.
Nevertheless the author cheerfully reports that "87 per cent of Human Resource managers surveyed believed that MCSE's are equally or more successful than college graduates."
We look forward to learning how MS software and its associated usurious licensing schemes will protect us from terrorism. The 'study' is to be released next week. ® The Register
I
love
football on tv
shots of Jena Lee
hangin with my friends
and....TWINS!
I
love
burritos at 4 am
parties that never end
dogs who love...cats
and....TWINS!
MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- Lennox Lewis showed the bully who was boss.
Using a masterful left jab and landing his right hand at will, Lewis battered a befuddled MikeTyson before stopping him with a crashing right hand in the eighth round to keep his heavyweight titles Saturday night.
Tyson was bleeding from cuts over his eyes and from the nose when Lewis landed a punch that sent him sprawling on his back in Lewis' corner. Tyson tried to get up at the count of eight, getting to one knee, but was counted out.
It was a sudden end to a dominating performance in which Lewis overwhelmed the former champion from the opening bell.
Referee Eddie Cotton counted Tyson out at 2:25 of the eighth round.
AP NEWS
The Associated Press News Service
Copyright 2002, The Associated Press, All Rights Reserved
also read this journalist's experience
with very few trolls
it's much better now. PROPS CLITS
HAHAHA
from A presentation for Xbox Live, Microsoft's online service for its game console, stressed hack-proof servers.
its the linux way! everything should be free! everyone work for free! no matter that noone would ever do the shit jobs if everything was volunteer based