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  1. open source homonym? on Everything We Knew About Fuchsia's UI, Armadillo, Is Gone (9to5google.com) · · Score: 1

    perhaps this is an armadillo feinting...

  2. see

    ahref=http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/10/blind-item-9_19.htmlrel=url2html-6885http://www.crazydaysandnights....>

    An entire alphabet soup of Feds have been paying much more attention recently to our celebrity CEO and his company. There is a certain, very expensive option, which his company was hyping to customers, for a few extra thousand dollars. The problem was that this option didn't really exist, and never really would. Very recently, the Feds quietly reached out to the company, and told them to end this charade or else. The company just abruptly stopped offering this non-existent option, and may owe consumers hundreds of millions of dollars.

    I don't know if this is the reason, or some sort of short-seller voodoo.

  3. Don't Panic on Does the Rise of AI Precede the End of Code? (itproportal.com) · · Score: 1

    Any nontrivial program requires specifications, testing, debugging, and lots of time before it runs to spec.

    I'll start worrying when a programmer can write a program that can write a program that can write a program.

  4. Re:Google, Motorola, Intel . . . on Every US Taxpayer Has Effectively Paid Apple At Least $6 in Recent Years (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Here's an easy way to repatriate overseas money: Congress passes a law that states: - for every dollar declared in dividends a company can repatriate one dollar TAX FREE - this moves money from overseas banks into the economy and the govt. gets money from taxes on dividend income not bad, huh?

  5. is for retards.

  6. Ben Franklin said it best on Math Says Conspiracies Are Prone To Unravel (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

  7. Time to worry? Not yet... on Answering Elon Musk On the Dangers of Artificial Intelligence · · Score: 2

    As a famous person once said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

    I'll be worried when a programmer writes a program that can write a program that can modify itself, then re-compile and test itself to see if the modifications were done properly, then posts itself to github.

  8. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em on WSJ Reports Boeing To Beat SpaceX For Manned Taxi To ISS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any bets on SpaceX building their own space station so that they will have something to fly their spacecraft to?

  9. Had a hard time getting into it on Movie Review: Ender's Game · · Score: 0

    Every closeup of Ender's face resulted in me thinking "Hey, what's Sheldon Cooper doing in this movie?!?"

  10. Don't ask me how I know this on What Are the Genuinely Useful Ideas In Programming? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People don't know what they want till they see it. Prototype early, prototype often.

  11. Similar quote from Seymour Cray on Qualcomm Says Eight-Core Processors Are Dumb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

  12. Re:Tech support on India Bars ZTE, Huawei, Others From Sensitive Government Projects · · Score: 2

    Because if you do, purple monkey dishwasher!

  13. Boeing Battery pic on Boeing 787 Dreamliner Grounded In US and EU · · Score: 5, Informative

    See http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/15/uk-boeing-dreamliner-ntsb-idUSLNE90E00Y20130115

    This looks bad.

    I hope Boeing can [manage|subcontract] themselves out of this before they go broke...

  14. Re:Money grab on Peter Jackson Announces Third Hobbit Movie · · Score: 2

    Naah, more like:

    The Hobbit: The Ca$hening

  15. Obligatory Dilbert on Should Failure Be Rewarded To Spur Innovation? · · Score: 1
  16. Security is on FBI's Top Cyber-cop Says We're Losing the War Against Hackers · · Score: 0

    a journey, not a destination.

    Thus saith Steve Jobs.

    Or maybe it's that perfection is a journey, not a destination.

    Meh. Probably both...

  17. Hacking and Engineering on Ask Slashdot: Transitioning From 'Hacker' To 'Engineer'? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Engineering a house:
    1. Gather requirements
    2. Write a spec
    3. Design house to spec
    4. Build house to design

    Hacking a house:
    1. Nail boards together
    2. Step back
    3. Is it a house yet?
    4. No, go to 1

    Both methods work, but I'd prefer the former to the latter...

  18. First Post on Research Data: Share Early, Share Often · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Got started early on my sharing!

  19. This probably dates me but on How Is Technology Changing the Brain? · · Score: 2

    after I got an HP-35 and quit using my slide rule, I found that I had less of a feel for numbers. Hard to put into words, it kind of felt like I couldn't do math as well, but I could process numbers faster, as long as I had my calculator. Take the calculator away, and it seemed to take forever to do things.

  20. True Story on Dashboard Avatar To Replace Car Owner's Manuals · · Score: 1

    My wife said she wanted to know why there was a little fox on her dashboard.

    Puzzled, I asked her to come get me the next time she saw this mysterious fox on her dashboard.

    She was pulling out of the garage, stopped, and got me.

    "There! There's the fox!" she said, pointing to her dashboard.

    I looked and said "That's not a FOX, it's a WRENCH! - take your car in to get it SERVICED!"

    After that, I told her to review the owners manual for any other 'animals' on the dashboard...

  21. So, the on NASA Wants Revolutionary Radiation Shielding Tech · · Score: 1

    Tinfoil Hat thing didn't play out?

  22. So does Apple on Hungary Uses iPad To Draft New Constitution · · Score: 1

    get a 30% cut everytime someone subscribes to the new Constitution?

  23. So what we've got here on Episode I 3D Release Date Announced · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is a 3-dimensional projection of a 2-dimensional movie with 1-dimensional acting.

    mmmm, can't wait....

  24. The common language of all programmers is on Only 39% Curse At Their Computers? · · Score: 1

    Profanity.

  25. What the Boss Says on When Smart People Make Bad Employees · · Score: 1

    I was complaining to my boss once about a jerk in our department; he pointed out that most organizations can deal with any amount of ego as long as there are results equal to or greater than the cost of dealing with the ego.

    Once the results go away, the ego has to leave too.

    Shortly thereafter the individual left and eventually wound up working at Intel.