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Peter Jackson Announces Third Hobbit Movie

eldavojohn writes "Unless his Facebook account has been hacked, Peter Jackson has announced a third movie for The Hobbit series: 'So, without further ado and on behalf of New Line Cinema, Warner Bros. Pictures, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Wingnut Films, and the entire cast and crew of The Hobbit films, I'd like to announce that two films will become three.' Other sites are confirming this while Variety notes that filming has been wrapped on the first two so doing a third film will require a restart to all of that effort including re-negotiations with rights holders and acting schedules. **potential spoiler alert** From Peter Jackson's announcement: 'We know how much of the story of Bilbo Baggins, the Wizard Gandalf, the Dwarves of Erebor, the rise of the Necromancer, and the Battle of Dol Guldur will remain untold if we do not take this chance.' How much of Middle Earth would you like to see on film?"

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  1. Here we go! by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

    This is pretty much going the same direction as Star Wars⦠Eventually we will see the âoeSuper Duper Directorâ(TM)s Cut Boxed Set With Special Commentary And New CGI Effects!â

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    1. Re:Here we go! by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's just standard studio bullshit to capitalize as much as possible on the franchise. You're going to see that with any property.

      I'd be much more worried if Peter Jackson goes batshit insane and gives us an uninspired story with shallow and boring characters. Then it would be going in the same direction as Star Wars.

      Honestly there's a whole lot of the Tolkien universe left to go and I honestly don't mind them making movies out of it; however, I do wish that they wouldn't drag the Hobbit out so much, especially when there're stories such as the Silmarillion that would be incredibly amazing to see done.

    2. Re:Here we go! by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will we get a version where Frodo shoots first?

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    3. Re:Here we go! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much going the same direction as Star Wars

      Yeah! Except, no, it's not, is it? This is a pre-release change to production, not a money-grubbing revisionist scourging of a sci-fi classic.

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    4. Re:Here we go! by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      At least you know in which direction all should be coming from. The LOTR trilogy (ok, won't be called episodes 4, 5 and 6), the original hobbit tale (that they plan to put as a trilogy) and, well, movies all around in the general Silmarillion direction that would be the hobbit prequels, with not a lot of characters reuse so probably will go to the animation road (i.e. like in Animatrix, but extended). No iterative extensions, no reboots, but in some years could come a new version based on the same books

    5. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because making a single book that is shorter than any of the individual Lord of the Rings books into 3 movies is clearly not being done for money-grubbing reasons. You're joking, right?

    6. Re:Here we go! by Pepebuho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to see the Silmarillion but in Series format (like Game of Thrones or similar). It is long enough for at lest 4 or 5 seasons of 8-10 episodes each. I would really look forward to watch that!

    7. Re:Here we go! by hierophanta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      come on, the Silmarillion is hardly a story. its much more like an appendix or as wikipedia puts it a legendarium. you couldnt make that a coherent movie any more than you could make the entire bible a single movie. Maybe they could do it like the Animatrix, which would be FREAKING SWEET!

      i'm not sure i agree that there is that much more of the Tolkien universe to get through. in that, there is depth, but we are about out of breadth.

    8. Re:Here we go! by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Honestly there's a whole lot of the Tolkien universe left to go and I honestly don't mind them making movies out of it; however, I do wish that they wouldn't drag the Hobbit out so much, especially when there're stories such as the Silmarillion that would be incredibly amazing to see done.

      Agreed, there's a lot of the Tolkien universe than most people know about. But I don't think the idea is to drag the novel The Hobbit out to three movies. I've read elsewhere that the intent is to dip into the LOTR appendices and cover the larger history leading up to Fellowship of the Ring. The Hobbit was a child's story told from Bilbo's point of view. I think Jackson has something larger in mind. Tolkien reportedly had something larger in mind, and had started to re-write the story partially contained in The Hobbit, but never finished it.

      Unfortunately Jackson doesn't have rights to the Quest of Erebor -- that's owned by Tolkien's son Christopher, and he appears to be completely opposed to any film based on his father's work. So all they have is the rights that Tolkien sold when he was alive -- The Hobbit and LOTR. Fortunately, a lot of the earlier story is contained in the part at the end of LOTR that almost nobody read.

      I think the main difference between this and Star Wars is that Jackson is not pulling the story out of his ass. At least, not all of it.

      As to The Silmarillion.... I'm sorry, it put me to sleep. And I'm saying this from the standpoint of having read every word of LOTR several times, including the appendices. From a storytelling standpoint, it was more interesting to have a story set in the last days of that age, where heroic and villainous acts are overshadowed by the monstrous acts of an earlier time, and characters struggle amid the tired ruins of a world that contained characters so much larger than they.

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    9. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh hells yes. I'm worried about the hobbit though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmuT8UeTk4s

    10. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As long as the style doesn't change they can go on making as many movies as they want.

      The problem with 99% of sequels/prequels is that they screw around with the original style and end up making a completely different type of movie than the original. That only works works if the original movie sucked.

    11. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except in these there is decent acting, and a real story. Star wars, while classic to some simply sucked

    12. Re:Here we go! by hahn · · Score: 1

      I'll take a wait and see approach. It's possible that Peter Jackson has found a way to weave in a lot of background story into The Hobbit that ties both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogies. I recall seeing Galadriel in the preview and she wasn't in The Hobbit so perhaps we'll see a bit more of the history of Middle Earth such as the formation of the White Council. Don't dismiss it just yet.

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    13. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hobbit doesn't deserve more than one movie. The important parts of the Silmarillion can have movies, though.

    14. Re:Here we go! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much going the same direction as Star Wars⦠Eventually we will see the âoeSuper Duper Directorâ(TM)s Cut Boxed Set With Special Commentary And New CGI Effects!â

      You mean the version where Bilbo stabs first?

    15. Re:Here we go! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Silmarillion was designed by Tolkien to mimic the Bible, as a collection of prose, verse, homilies, letters, etc.

      However, as a jumping off point for a whack of mini-series/TV series/made-for-streaming/etc. it's great material -- after all, it's what JRR used to build up his universe on which to build LoTR (I believe the Hobbit was already done by that point).

    16. Re:Here we go! by Infestedkudzu · · Score: 1

      I like to think we've learned from Star Wars. Hopefully we will not go to see this in droves.

    17. Re:Here we go! by jd2112 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gandalf Shot First!!!!!

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    18. Re:Here we go! by RevSpaminator · · Score: 2

      There is a lot of material to work with, like the Silmarillion. Unfortunately, many of the narratives were not completed by Tolkien and I'm not sure there is anyone alive with the vision, vocabulary and poetic skill to fill in the blanks. I cringe to think what Hollywood would do to something like that. "Why is there hip-hop music playing in Valinor?!"

    19. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      come on, the Silmarillion is hardly a story. its much more like an appendix or as wikipedia puts it a legendarium. you couldnt make that a coherent movie any more than you could make the entire bible a single movie.

      What are you talking about? Have you ever read it?

      The rise of the races and the fall of the trees; the stories of Finwe, Feanor, etc; Beren and Luthie; Gondolin; Numenor; the wars of the first and second ages; and so on...

      The Silmarillion is probably my favorite book of them all simply because of the epic scale of the stories that it tells, and it's the only one I've reread multiple times. The first time through it a lot of people get turned off by the very beginning, but honestly you can't stop there.

      It transitions into very conventional storytelling pretty quickly and has a LOT to tell. I think it got much better the second time through because I wasn't having so much trouble keeping the names straight, and everything was much clearer.

      It would make for some seriously epic movies imo. There's war, betrayal, and even romance on a MUCH larger scale than either the Hobbit or LotR.

    20. Re:Here we go! by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      Another problem with the Silmarillion and even the Hobbit, is that they parallel a number of events in the Lord of the Rings, so a person that has seen the Lord of the Rings films will feel that they've seen this film before.

    21. Re:Here we go! by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, perhaps. I see it as different parts of the same struggle.

      In one of the appendices, (I don't have my copy in front of me, so this is from memory), Tolkien outlines what part the dwarves of The Lonely Mountain played in the War of the Ring, and how this occupied much of Sauron's forces, an added distraction away from the effort to destroy the ring. There was also something about the last existing Ring of the dwarves playing a part, I think indirectly leading to Gandalf's chance meeting with Thorin, which kicked off the events of The Hobbit. It was all tightly interconnected.

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    22. Re:Here we go! by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're modded as funny, but we already have a version where Frodo pushes Gollum (instead of Gollum dancing happily to the edge).

    23. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than an epic setting, a good movie needs well-fleshed-out characters. Which is something you have precious few of in the Silmarillion.

      The only characters in the book whom I'd call well-depicted are Feanor and Turin Turambar. But they're both bad movie material since Feanor's story makes no sense unless you cover the entire First Age, and Turin's story is utterly depressing. (Don't get me wrong, I like Turin's story; I just don't think any Hollywood studio will take it up.)

      Beren and Luthien? No way. Their story is a run-of-the-mill love story, and they are no more than a fairy-tale couple--too good and wholesome to be true. The only reason they are interesting is because they provide a backstory for Aragorn and Arwen.

      There is no other character in the book around which you can write a movie. King Thingol has some interesting personality twists, but he is only a supporting cast, not a main character. The tragedies of Maethros and Maglor could have been interesting, but their story is too drawn out throughout the First Age to be squeezed into a movie. (They'd make great fanfic material, though.) Other characters are cardboard cutouts with very little personality depiction.

    24. Re:Here we go! by jedwidz · · Score: 3, Funny

      You get the version where Bilbo wins the ring, and the version where Bilbo steals it. True to the source material.

    25. Re:Here we go! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey that gives me an idea.

      You could turn the Scouring of the Shire into an action movie. Nicolas Cage could play Frodo, Amber Heard could play his love interest.

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    26. Re:Here we go! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      That's just standard studio bullshit to capitalize as much as possible on the franchise.

      Isn't the standard complaint about book-to-movie conversions is that BFD scenes get left out?

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    27. Re:Here we go! by PCM2 · · Score: 2

      Well, perhaps. I see it as different parts of the same struggle.

      Or it's like poetry, you know, so they rhyme. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one.

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    28. Re:Here we go! by mseeger · · Score: 1

      Jackson would have liked to take material from the Silmarillion. But he didn't get the rights. The Tolkien estate doesn't like his movies...

    29. Re:Here we go! by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      In this edition, Smaug shoots first.

    30. Re:Here we go! by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "I think the main difference between this and Star Wars is that ...

      Nothing could POSSIBLY suck as much as Episodes I-III of the Star Wars franchise.

      There are many things I would have liked to see different in the LOTR movies, but I'll give Peter Jackson and the team credit for not totally screwing it up. Hollywood + (good fantasy/sci-fi) is a disaster waiting to happen.

      I think there's enough material in The Hobbit to avoid any anal extractions.

    31. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a Great Idea! Maybe by watching the Silmarillion instead of reading it, I can finally get past chapter 3!

    32. Re:Here we go! by Evtim · · Score: 2

      Yep! I was thinking the same.

      Make it a cult movie, give different seasons to different directors. Don't be afraid to go to 16+ or even 18+ rating. Some ideas:

      Season 1 - the creation of Arda. Spielberg. 14+
      Season ?? - the story of Turin. Man, that's one of the most desperate fates in fiction. Fincher. 18+
      Season ?? - get the female audience on board with the most beautiful love story of Middle Earth - Beren and Lutien. Minghella. 14+ (could be 16+)
      Season ?? - Feanor, the curse of the Silmarils. Jackson. 16+ (I was astounded by the amount of treachery and nastiness when I read that part for the first time. Singing, jolly, noble elves - yhea, right!)

      As for the Hobbit - I think there is potential to make this really cool trilogy. I don't mind at all that Jackson wants to show us events that are described by few paragraphs in the appendix or in "Unfinished tales". Let's see the discussions of the White council; the growing suspicion between Gandalf and Saruman, the Necromancer, Dol Guldur and the father of Torin. The raise of Smog. The arrival of the wizards. The Dwarves of Erebor. Why not?

      "The Hobbit" is just too short and childish for even one movie. It's a great idea, but let's wait and see...

    33. Re:Here we go! by flirno · · Score: 1

      They also provide some of the backstory to early Sauron and a bit about Melkor/Morgoth.

    34. Re:Here we go! by flirno · · Score: 1

      Haha, nevermind that is what happened with the hobbit in literature form.

    35. Re:Here we go! by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      I haven't read The Silmarilion, yet but if your analogy with the bible is accurate, it could still be made into a movie or TV series. How many different movies have been made about Jebuz? There's the "Passion of Christ", the one that starred William Defoe, the one that starred Max Von Sydow, etc, etc.

    36. Re:Here we go! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm worried about the hobbit though.

      I don't see how it could be worse than this version (I have a copy, bought it when the kids were little. It's terrible).

    37. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading the book (and long before the movies came out) I imagined that the point of Gollum falling into the lava all by himself was a silly attempt to keep Frodo and Sam blameless for his death, but to me it made sense that SAMWISE (not Frodo) would push Gollum over the edge when he saw the Black Riders swooping in.

    38. Re:Here we go! by scubamage · · Score: 0

      Howso? While it's not a perfect adaptation, I thought it was pretty well in tune with the spirit of the book. It also kept the right pace - the hobbit isn't slow. There's no reason they should be making 9 hours of movie out of it. There really isn't. I'd see a single 3 hour movie (4 would be better). But 3 3 hour films? No way.

    39. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now if only we could get this in-front of the powers that be at the studio...

    40. Re:Here we go! by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it won't be nine hours, probably more like 7.5. The Hobbit is expected to be a more child-friendly film series than LoTR so I expect they targeted a shorter run length; 2.5 hours per film would be in the same neighborhood as the later films in the Harry Potter series.

    41. Re:Here we go! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      There is a fair amount of the Bible that doesn't have any Jesus in it. Unless you focus on one small piece there doesn't seem to be a way to make a coherent movie. And while you can find films about several different stories of the Bible, they are generally about the most popular (and interesting) parts.

      I think the Silmarilion could be done as a mini-series. With stories broken out over 1 to 6 episdoes, and a potentially different actors. I would watch something like that. And unlike the trendy miniseries these days, I could jump into it without having to watch the whole thing from the beginning (BSG, Weeds, Lost, Breaking Bad, ...)

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    42. Re:Here we go! by rotor · · Score: 1

      Funny - I really enjoy the beginning of the Silmarillion, but as many times as I've read about half way through the book I just cannot finish it. It holds my attention very well to a point (and it's been many years, so I couldn't even tell you what that point is anymore), but then gets rather long-winded. I want to read the rest because I keep hearing about all of these great stories that I haven't gotten to yet, but I just haven't been able to get there. Maybe next time I start at the mid-point.

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    43. Re:Here we go! by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      The Silmarillion as a whole is not a story per-se given the vast spans of time and overwhelming cast of characters, but there are three major story arcs in it each with enough unity of time/place/character to receive a similar film treatment as the Lord of the Rings: The Children of Hurin, Beren and Luthien, and the Fall of Gondolin.

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    44. Re:Here we go! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The problem with 99% of sequels/prequels is that they screw around with the original style and end up making a completely different type of movie than the original.

      Die Hard IV. What idiot decided to cut it so it was a PG-13 movie? The theatrical version sucked, the unrated DVD version was as good as the first three.

      That only works works if the original movie sucked.

      That depends on what you mean by "sucked". If the first movie is a flop, there won't be a sequel.

    45. Re:Here we go! by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to see how a movie would deal with the prophetic parts of the Silmarillion....

      With our luck, they'll leave PJ out of the Silmarillion (as he doesn't have the rights to that body of work) and do it as a voiced over 2D animation....

    46. Re:Here we go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the Silmarillion is hardly a story"

      Are you serious?

      Beren and Luthien, a *chapter* in the Silmarillion is my favorite story ever.

      There are other stories in it that are also very good.

    47. Re:Here we go! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Howso?

      I never did like that outfit's cartoons; they always seemed cheezy and poorly done somehow. None of the images in it were anything like the images Tolkein drew.

      As to length, I was pleased when I first heard they were shooting The Hobbit in two parts; it's a fairly long book and would have either been an exceedingly long movie, or had way too much cut out.

      That's another thing I didn't like about the cartoon, in a half hour they could only cover the highlights. None of the original book's flavor was kept. It just seemed like a cheap, cheezy, artless money grab.

      I'm hoping the new movies will be about 90 minutes each, and contain stuff not in the Hobbit itself, but in some of Tolkien's other tied-in work.

    48. Re:Here we go! by hierophanta · · Score: 1

      yes i've read it, and it is awesome. but you've made my point for me. the Silmarillion isnt a story - it is many stories.

    49. Re:Here we go! by Glothar · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps. I see it as different parts of the same struggle.

      It's a bit more explicit than that

      The Aragorn/Arwen story is a adapted form of the Beren/Luthien story. B/L supposedly existed first (in JRRT's mind) but it first hit paper as A/A. I mean, it even includes the male suitor being taken in by a king of a forest realm (who is actually out-shone by his more mystical wife). The parallel should be obvious. That said, when translated to movie form, I'd think that the style and situation would be sufficiently different that most people would not notice.

      And then the case can be made that the Elves in LoTR are a stand-in for the Valar of the First Age Silmarillion.

      And if you don't see a parallel between Morgoth and Sauron, then you're not reading the same books I am.

      I get the feeling that Silmarillion was the story that JRRT wanted to create, but knew that it was far too disjoint to make a proper novel. LoTR was a book that managed to stitch together a bunch of those prototypes into something the rest of the world might enjoy.

  2. Can't wait. . . by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2

    . . .for the 9 feature-length part film adaptation of the epic tale of Peter Jackson's Tolkien film projects.

    1. Re:Can't wait. . . by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      . . .for the 9 feature-length part film adaptation of the epic tale of Peter Jackson's Tolkien film projects.

      They released that already. The Extended DVDs came with two discs each worth of movie plus two discs each worth of extras.

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    2. Re:Can't wait. . . by moeinvt · · Score: 2

      "The Extended DVDs came with two discs each worth of movie plus two discs each worth of extras."

      Have you watched that stuff? I really enjoyed the extra material from "The Two Towers". It gives you a new appreciation for what went into the films.
      Did you know that the set for The Golden Hall of Medusel was constructed in a remote and pristine natural area which was then completely restored to its natural condition? I thought that it was very cool how they did it.

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  4. I'm feeling gypped by gameboyhippo · · Score: 2

    Each one of the first three films should have been a trilogy if a book shorter than any of the three Lord of the Rings novels gets three films.

    1. Re:I'm feeling gypped by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Um... maybe it's just me... but my copy of the hobbit is just shy of 600 pages... my copies of the different lotr books are about 350 each... how exactly does that make Hobbit 'shorter'...?

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    2. Re:I'm feeling gypped by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I recalled the hobbit being far shorter than any of the volumes of lotr.....but it has been forever since I saw all of them from the same set. I have that gaudy gold hobbit and red leather lotr now (and I have no idea where either of them are now that I think about it).

      I went back and found a set of them that I remember seeing a while after initially reading them (I can't find one of the ones I read)

      http://www.amazon.com/Lords-Rings-Hobbit-Box-Voumes/dp/B004QVP338/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_7

      Look at the pic that shows the spines...The hobbit appears to be the smallest one, but it is way closer than I would have guessed. Maybe we remember it being way shorter because it is so much easier to read?

    3. Re:I'm feeling gypped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your copy of The Hobbit is a kids edition and it has bigger print than your LOTR books.

    4. Re:I'm feeling gypped by GNious · · Score: 1

      Lets see ..

      The Fellowship of The Ring: 539 pages
      The Two Towers: 439 pages
      The Return of the king : 378 pages
      Unfinished Tales: 531 pages
      The Silmarillion: 366 pages
      Book of Lost Tales I: 279 pages
      Book of Lost Tales 2: 340 pages
      The Lays of Beleriand: 435 pages
      Shaping of Middleearth: 410 pages
      Lost Road and other writings: 374 pages
      The Children of Hurin: 259 pages
      The Hobbit: ... uhm.. Wait ... I guess I don't have that one ... strange..

      Anyways, there is material enough for 3 movies, if taking everything into account in The Hobbit and LoTR appendixes and notes spread across other books.

    5. Re:I'm feeling gypped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... maybe it's just me... but my copy of the hobbit is just shy of 600 pages... my copies of the different lotr books are about 350 each... how exactly does that make Hobbit 'shorter'...?

      The number of words in the Hobbit is fewer than in the other LOTR books.

      There are 95,674 words in The Hobbit and over 177,000 words in each of the LOTR books, they are literally nearly twice as long. The reason your copy of The Hobbit has 600 pages is because of font size, line spacing, and margins.

  5. Second breakfast my preecccciouuuussss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect from a hobit!?

  6. Re:Money grab by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

    I could see splitting the movies at the point where the Battle of Five Armies occurs, but a third movie? I agree that will probably suck.

  7. Based on previous works... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Based on previous works, "Lord of the Rings" in particular, I'd say "as much as you can give us!". And by that I mean that they could cut The Hobbit into 10 pieces and I'd still be thrilled. Even with 3 movies, "Lord of the Rings" was missing too much.

    1. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, Movies make books better by leaving out the bad parts. Like all of the back history of every character, and the stupid impromptu songs they sing for no freaking reason, other than Tolkien needed to do something to get his insomniac kids to sleep.

    2. Re:Based on previous works... by mmcxii · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. There were great parts of the LotRs that were left out. It didn't really bother until I realized how far off the path Jackson went with the ents. Cutting something out for time and pacing is one thing but to add something that didn't exist for comic relief? Come on now. LotRs could have been 4-5 films without any of Jackson's added crap.

    3. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book was originally 6 separate works (Each book in the trilogy has two books in it) so he could have just gone with 6 movies.

      I am not impressed with how he butchered the story in LotR and now suddenly feels it's so important to tell barely tangentially related tales as part of the Hobbit. Bombadil in LotR was more relevant than anything he's listed as "oh no what if this is forgotten?".

    4. Re:Based on previous works... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      judging from his past works 2/3rds of the movies will be grand music and panning shots while cutting out smaug and adding a scene to the end where bilbo goes to shire to rescue townsfolk from pirates.

      friggin 3 movies? what's that, 9 hours and 2 years to release?

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    5. Re:Based on previous works... by mmcxii · · Score: 1

      Just because it's books doesn't make it worth 6 films. Not to argue against my own point that there could have been more to LotRs but your metric just doesn't make sense.

      Even so, if we were to use your standards that means that Jackson's project can be 3 movies just fine since it's really not The Hobbit anymore but The Hobbit with other Tolkien lore.

    6. Re:Based on previous works... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      "friggin 3 movies? what's that, 9 hours and 2 years to release?"

      I have the extended version CD set and it is almost 14 hours--perfect for a Holiday season movie marathon. The fact that it is broken up into three movies makes it that much easier to find our place the next day when we all sit down to continue the marathon.

    7. Re:Based on previous works... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I must be one of the very few people who get a cold chill from you saying "as much as you can give us!", first time I LOTR movies was the extended directors cut and board out of my fucking skull

      yep know the story
      yep know the characters
      yep now I am just staring at 3+ hours of CGI spooge and visual noise, great there's two more of these damned things

    8. Re:Based on previous works... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      My first thought was that if the Hobbit is worth 3 movies, why didn't he make 6 or more movies out of LotR?

      I agree that his movies butchered LotR. Visually, they are fantastic. But the dialog and edits to the story make me cringe. It's LotR, not Bored of the Rings! I knew Bombadil would be cut, and wasn't too bothered by that. But to cut the Scouring of the Shire?! Big, big mistake! I heard there's a director's cut that has Scouring of the Shire, but I haven't seen it. Just as bad is that so much was cheapened and trivialized. Gimli is turned into the butt of a bunch of lame short jokes. The hobbits might as well be just simple, naughty children greedily thieving for food, with no thought for anything beyond their bellies. I didn't like Merry and Pippin getting into Gandalf's fireworks, or the Bree scene where Aragorn swings Frodo about by the arm as if he was a naughty child. Gollum frames Sam for stealing food, and Frodo is dumb enough to believe this?! Then there's the way Arwen greets Aragorn by rubbing in her elvish superiority and kissing his throat with a sword. And, can't anyone make a LotR film without hoking up a silly wizard's battle between Gandalf and Saruman? And the Ents being dumbed down and refusing to help, until Treebeard walks into a wasteland of fresh stumps, as if there were no strong hints beforehand of Saruman's treachery. And some elves showing up at Helm's Deep and announcing that they came to die. And the bit about Denethor being a lame, retarded, stubborn idiot in refusing to call for help but so easily bypassed when Gandalf has Pippin sneak up to the beacon and light it. And when the attack on Minas Tirith starts, a random orc officer drops the painfully cheesy line that now is the age of orcs as he stabs to death a soldier of Gondor.

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    9. Re:Based on previous works... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      (Shrug) He could make 'butchered' movies that bring in a billion dollars and give audiences enjoyment for generations, or he could treat the books like religious documents and make $25,692.00. In the latter case, there would be no Hobbit movie at all, faithful or otherwise.

      AFAIK Jackson's version is canon now. He put more sweat and blood into the work than Tolkien ever did.

      Some of you geeks act like the MPAA sent jackbooted goons to your house to confiscate your books.

    10. Re:Based on previous works... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I call Poe's Law

    11. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst part for me was how they turned the sudden, shocking disappearance of Gandalf at the bridge in Moria into 20 seconds of Hollywood "dramatic suspense". You know what would have been dramatic, PJ? Gandalf getting pulled off the ledge in like 0.5 seconds like the freakin' book says! But we get a Hollywood crap scene in which he appears to actually let go, like, "Dudes, I'm just going to go take care of this thing. Catch up laterz?"

    12. Re:Based on previous works... by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 5, Informative

      Don't forget the complete libelous defamation done to Faramir's character, who was possibly the most amazing example of a human in the books.

      “If you took this thing on yourself, unwilling, at others' asking, then you have pity and honour from me. And I marvel at you: to keep it hid and not to use it. You are a new people and a new world to me. Are all your kin of like sort? Your land must be a realm of peace and content, and there must gardners be in high hounour.”

      “But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.”

    13. Re:Based on previous works... by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Meh...movies are different from books. You can't give the same depth of characterization without making the whole thing 20 hours long. It's just impossible. The only one that really irked me was significantly changing Faramir's character like a poster above already pointed out.

      The books aren't perfect, either. If you did a reverse comparison, you could point out many instances where the films are significantly better than the books (the 100-page history lesson in the middle of the Two Towers is interesting, but kills the flow of the story). I can geek out about Middle Earth lore as much as anybody, but there are parts of the book that just couldn't possibly translate to film, nor should they try. I think it turned out pretty well, overall.

    14. Re:Based on previous works... by Alarash · · Score: 1

      And this is why you should never make a movie. What is great in the books might not be great on film or appeal to a larger audience. Don't get me wrong, I wished the movies were 100% (or even 95%, or 90% what the hell) true to the original books - but guess what, that wouldn't sell. And if it doesn't sell, we wouldn't have the movies in the first place. Be happy with what you have or just don't watch the movies.

    15. Re:Based on previous works... by metacell · · Score: 1

      My first thought was that if the Hobbit is worth 3 movies, why didn't he make 6 or more movies out of LotR?

      Because it wasn't his call... someone has to finance the film. Normally, it's next to impossible to sell a trilogy where the story isn't finished until all three films are done. Jackson only pulled it off because it was Lord of The Rings. He may be able to pull it off with The Hobbit too, since he proved he could do it successfully with LoTR.

      In other famous film series, like Star Wars or The Godfather, there's an overarching story that carries over from film to film, but each film can still stand on its own. Not so with LoTR -- it would have been thoroughly unsatisfying to watch the Fellowship break up at the end of the first film, and then find out the second and third film never got made.

    16. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See this article http://archives.theonering.net/perl/newsview/8/1040683523 for a contrasting view on Faramir. They certainly tried to show him as possessing humanity versus nobility; but both interpretations in the books are certainly valid.

    17. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six books would be more accurate as that is how Tolkien wrote them.

      *spoiler*

      The director's cut does not include the scouring of the Shire, but instead a confrontation with Saruman at Orthanc where Wormtongue pushes him and he dies by falling onto a spiky water wheel. It's at this point the Palantir falls to the ground and Pippin recovers it.

      Completely sacrificed one path of the story to bring in another.

    18. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just the opposite. Seeing how Jackson, Walsh and Boyens altered, dismissed and added content, I'd just as soon they never touch anything else of Tolkien's work.

      I keep hoping that in a decade or two, once Jackson's versions are forgotten, a Tolkien purist will have the means and desire to produce Hobbit and Lord of the Rings accurately according to the books.

      I truly loved seeing Middle Earth brought to life, but that fulfillment was cut short as I started seeing the differences. I completely understand some of the reasoning such as replacing several small characters with a single one or including a female heroine, but leaving out major portions such as the barrow wights, Tom Bombadil and the scouring of the Shire was inexcusable.

      Altering Faramir's character to actually be tempted by the ring was also painful. It became obvious to me that the writers did not understand Tolkien's work; they merely traveled through it.

      I think Hobbit will be a bittersweet viewing as well - thrilled to see that story brought to life; mortified at how it is unnecessarily altered.

    19. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think Jackson and the other writers completely misunderstood Faramir and the ring's effect on people.

      I heard/read an interview with Jackson and he actually stated (paraphrased) "Here's this guy who can resist the ring. We couldn't have that while everyone else was being subdued by it."

      The ring fed upon insecurities and self-doubt. It was forged by Sauron out of his weakness and greed to control others, so as it found new masters it fed upon their weaknesses as well.

      Faramir wasn't a superhero or deity because he could resist the ring; he was sure of himself, knew his place in the world and had no desires for power. The ring found nothing in him to feed upon. Here was Tolkien's example of how someone could be perfectly happy without riches or power, and Jackson completely undermined it.

    20. Re:Based on previous works... by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 1

      Well, while Faramir character had been changed by director's will, it can be argued that he became even more interesting and deep person. It's really simple to put two brothers on two sides of good-bad (or light-dark) scale. It's far more interesting to watch two really similar characters go through really similar inner turmoils and achieving drastically different results. "Noble human" role is filled with Aragorn, while Boromir and Faramir are representing true free will of humans in Middle-Earth.

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    21. Re:Based on previous works... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Missing too much, but with unnecessary extra stuff viciously shoehorned in, somewhat like "an axe embedded in the nervous system" of Tolkien's oeuvre.

      Jackson can film them fine, but he can't write them worth a damn. Less might be more in this case.

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    22. Re:Based on previous works... by fnj · · Score: 1

      CD set? CD?

    23. Re:Based on previous works... by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      >>> why didn't he make 6 or more movies out of LotR?

      Because the movie industry runs on real money.

      It's easy to forget that the 2nd and 3rd movies weren't committed until after the industry financial people saw the reaction to the first one. It's also easy to forget, if like me you've been reading these books every few years since the 1960s, that most of the world hasn't, and didn't miss the details as much as we did.

      Finally, when you compare the simplifications that Peter Jackson made for the mass audience with the *original* level of other "high fantasy" like (barf alert) Twilight (oh, you already forgot the reviewers who lumped all of the supernatural magic stuff in the same category?) , perhaps you can join me in forgiving him. Note that I'm not disagreeing with your individual points; just letting them fade behind the mass of visuals and quality that makes up the work as a whole. (Besides, the elf and the dunedain and the dwarf in "real life" would be swapping short jokes and hairy jokes and whatever other trash talk you'd hear in any locker room, and overemphasizing the naughty childishness of Merry and Pippin at the beginning makes their recognition-of-reality all the more visible when it happens. It's a movie, not a book, and the storytelling style is different.)

    24. Re:Based on previous works... by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Confused. Faramir *is* shown resisting the power of the ring, despite clearly being tempted, just as Aragorn is - and, in his way, Samwise. I'll agree he could have been given more respect . . .

    25. Re:Based on previous works... by EuclideanSilence · · Score: 1

      Faramir was never tempted by the ring, even though he knew what it was and could have had it with no effort at all. His entire character in the book was basically that of a man who likes the finer things (poetry, gardening, etc) and was forced into a war. He wasn't some little weasel like they made him out to be in the movie.

      In the book, the hobbits were dealing with the tricks of Gollum, the betrayal of Boromir, the splitting up of their company due to the influence of their burden, and the bleak walk further and further into Mordor, keeping an eye out for spies everywhere. To meet someone like Faramir in the middle of all of that, someone who would not take the ring "if it lay by the highway", and saved the lives and the journey of the helpless hobbits even against the law of his own land...the movie did him wrong. It's just one of those unforgivable moments when a great character is slandered by a movie director trying to make a dollar of off someone else's better work.

      Apparently the wisdom of Faramir wasn't cool enough for Peter Jackson, so he decided to add "tension" to the movie. Peter Jackson should have made a movie out of a book that he actually liked.

    26. Re:Based on previous works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and EuclideanSilence above have restored my faith that there are people on the net worth talking with, thank you!

  8. So Many Dwarves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This was bound to happen. There was no way he could fit the tossing of all those dwarves in a mere two movies.

  9. Plenty of authentic material left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ..before they have to embarrass themselves by attempting something 'original' to keep the franchise rolling. The events from the Silmarillion are long and epic enough for at least 3 films.

    1. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The events from the Silmarillion are long and epic enough for at least 3 films.

      But interesting enough for zero.

    2. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bullshit. The story of Turin would make a damned good movie, though some might not like the ending quite so much. The Fall of Gondolin is pretty good too.

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    3. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by hughJ · · Score: 3, Informative

      They only have the film rights to The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings by way of Saul Zaentz who purchased the rights back in the 70s. I'm pretty sure that the rights to everything outside of those specific books still rests in the hands of the Tolkien estate, and if Christopher Tolkien were going to sell the film rights to the rest of the material, he probably would have done it already (he's gone on record as not being happy with the films, and had to sue New Line in order to get their royalties from the films.)

      If they're going to make 3 Tolkien films, New Line/Jackson's hands are pretty much tied to events in and those surrounding The Hobbit.

    4. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Beren and Luthien would do well if adapted properly -- it would take a deft touch to really do it right. Also Akallabeth would work out quite nicely althought you'd have to compress the time frame a little bit and essentially have it run from Sauron's arrival on Numenor.

    5. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by readin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given how Peter Jackson treated LOTR, taking only the outlines and filling them in with his own imagination, the Silmarillion seems like the perfect source for him. It would save him the trouble of having to throw out all the good stuff.

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    6. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by bhsurfer · · Score: 1

      Given the right treatment I think the Fall of Gondolin would be a great movie. Bring on the Balrogs! Actually there's plenty of stuff in the Silmarillion that could be made into film. I'd like to see Ungoliant killing trees in the theater.

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    7. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      And get Blind Guardian to do the soundtrack, this time!

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    8. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      If they're going to make 3 Tolkien films, New Line/Jackson's hands are pretty much tied to events in and those surrounding The Hobbit.

      they can also just make shit up.

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    9. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Asclepius99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The funny thing is that it wasn't just Saul Zaentz and the Tolkien Estate that had to sue to get all the money they were supposed to, but also Peter Jackson.

    10. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I was somewhat surprised to see so much love for it in these comments. I don't know if I have ever met anyone that ever gave it more than a "meh". I know several that just put it down.

    11. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The movies didn't make much money. Something about sets burning in Uganda.

      Also they weren't popular. Hardly anybody saw them more than five or six times. And nobody bought all of the DVD sets.

      Fair disclosure, I think I saw them once in the theaters, I own the DVDs which I bought off clearance.

      Really, they probably lost money.

    12. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by readin · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood me. From what I read of the Simarillion, and I have to admit I was too bored to get very far, it was woefully lacking in any interesting details. All it has is the basic outlines of many stories. When Jackson did LOTR, he took out all the wonderful details and used the basic outline of the story as the backdrop for a special-effects war-movie. Since the Simarillion doesn't have a lot of wonderful details, Jackson can make his movie without having to ignore the good parts of the story.

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    13. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I knew what you meant. I was struck by how many people seemed to like it, but didn't have any desire to come off as arguing with anyone that really liked it.

    14. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by dr.g · · Score: 1

      Umm...where are my mod points plz? I think some AC deserves a "+1, strained sarcastococcix" rating.

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    15. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given how Peter Jackson treated LOTR, taking only the outlines and filling them in with his own imagination, the Silmarillion seems like the perfect source for him. It would save him the trouble of having to throw out all the good stuff.

      If you think you could do such a better job go make your own LOTR movie. Nobody is stopping you.

    16. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well, here's the thing. Take out 95% of the literary value of LOtR, and you're still doing better than 95% of the movies out there....

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    17. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by keytoe · · Score: 1

      Umm...where are my mod points plz? I think some AC deserves a "+1, strained sarcastococcix" rating.

      Agreed. Seems 90% of the time I have mod points and am hard pressed to use them all. Then a little gem like this comes along and ... nothing.

    18. Re:Plenty of authentic material left.. by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      Given how Peter Jackson treated LOTR, taking only the outlines and filling them in with his own imagination, the Silmarillion seems like the perfect source for him. It would save him the trouble of having to throw out all the good stuff.

      It's funny that I see so much of that online. Everyone I know personally who has both read lotr and seen the movies are of the opinion that Jackson fixed the many things that were wrong with lotr and created a much better story.

      Taste. It's subjective.

  10. Non-canonical fanfic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, in other words, a lot of the Hobbit trilogy will be loosely based on brief passages from the book describing "off-screen" events, and random notes left behind by Tolkien. That's all fine and good, but there should be a disclaimer stating that much of content of the films will be fanfic and should be considered non-canonical.

    1. Re:Non-canonical fanfic by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      At some point Peter Jackson will have enough money to dig up Tolkien, reanimate his corpse, and get the rest of the right signed over.

      Seriously, most of what Tolkien wrote WAS his own personal fanfic. The story was written more like a DnD backstory for the language professors' hobby group. There wasn't a lot of intention to make it all canonical and publish it.

      That is why in the DVD extras for Game of Thrones, Martin was half-joking about chucking the giant pile of notes in the burn barrel when he's finished with the last book... Just to keep the whole "it's not cannon enough" crap from getting out of hand.

    2. Re:Non-canonical fanfic by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

      At some point Peter Jackson will have enough money to dig up Tolkien, reanimate his corpse, and get the rest of the right signed over.

      Well, at least Jackson will know where to find a good Necromancer to do the re-animating....

      There wasn't a lot of intention to make it all canonical and publish it.

      Given the volume of drafts/notes/whatnot left behind, and the timeline on them (some of the stuff going back into the 1920's), I seriously doubt this was just a "hobby" shared amongst the language faculty.

    3. Re:Non-canonical fanfic by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      Martin was half-joking about leaving instructions in his will about chucking the giant pile of notes in the burn barrel when he dies before he's ever finished with the last book

      Unfortunately, this is probably how it will play out.

    4. Re:Non-canonical fanfic by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      The story was written more like a DnD backstory for the language professors' hobby group.

      You've been reading Dork Tower recently, haven't you...

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    5. Re:Non-canonical fanfic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well all things considered they originated from story telling to a young relative of his stemming from her doll which basically is where Tom Bombadil came from (yep, he was a little girl's doll).

    6. Re:Non-canonical fanfic by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      GRRM also pretty much hates Fan Fiction as he considers it a breach of Copyright. So burning all his notes would deny people that would be interested in expanding on his work. I like his books in general but the man is a genuine certified asshole.

  11. Had no idea.. by Danzigism · · Score: 2

    that they were even going to span it across 2 movies until now. Jesus christ! I'll watch them all though and cry all the way to the bank. I'm sure it'll be worth it though. Besides that funky FPS that looks like it's an old BBC theatrical performance.

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    1. Re:Had no idea.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm puzzling (and dreading) where they will cut it between the first two movies. Spiders in Mirkwood? Capture by the Elves? Arrival at Laketown? All of those seem too soon and too late at the same time.

      I'm guessing the time at Rivendell and in the goblin caves will be stretched out. Also as I heard they're including poems and songs from the book, so those may add a great deal of time if they're embellished or drawn out musically.

  12. a bit silly by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I like The Hobbit, but it's not an epic like The Lord of the Rings is. It's not supposed to be an epic. It's a self-contained, medium-sized story, with a fairly classic narrative arc. It makes no sense to tell the story in installments. The first 1/3 of the Hobbit isn't a film! There is one fairly straightforward journey, a climax, a denouement. The book is circa 300 pages, not circa 1000 like LoTR is.

    1. Re:a bit silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -"Surely you don't disbelieve the prophecies because you helped bring them about? You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit? You're a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I'm very fond of you, but you're only quite a little fellow in a wide world, after all."

    2. Re:a bit silly by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like The Hobbit, but it's not an epic like The Lord of the Rings is. It's not supposed to be an epic. It's a self-contained, medium-sized story, with a fairly classic narrative arc. It makes no sense to tell the story in installments. The first 1/3 of the Hobbit isn't a film! There is one fairly straightforward journey, a climax, a denouement. The book is circa 300 pages, not circa 1000 like LoTR is.

      I think the key is that they are going outside the pages of the Hobbit to get a third film. Which is not to say they're going outside Tolkien's writings, it's just that they're mining the appendices of The Lord of the Rings and the last chapter of the Silmarillion on the War of the Rings which covers Sauron's early rise as the Necromancer of Dol Guldur and the battles fought by Gandlaf, Saruman, Elrond and Galadriel against him at that time. This is very tangentially touched upon in the Hobbit -- but it is a narrow story told from Bilbo's point of view -- but there's plenty of story there if they wish to fill it in as a separate part that helps fill the gap between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

    3. Re:a bit silly by ninjagin · · Score: 1

      Agree 100%. Most of the background in the book was there simply to let the reader know that there was a background -- to put the story in a larger context that you didn't need to know everything about.

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    4. Re:a bit silly by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      It makes no sense to tell the story in installments.

      It makes business sense. Just like rebooting Spiderman was all about the business - in Spiderman's case the studio had to (re)make the movie if they wanted to keep the options on two more spiderman movies, else it would have reverted back to the studio that made the avengers. A similar thing is almost certainly going on here - the studio has the options to make at least three movies out of the hobbit, so that's what they are going to do.

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    5. Re:a bit silly by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Good point; that could be interesting. Tolkien has this whole world with backstories, but really only LoTR succeeds in being a compelling narrative that fully uses that world. The Hobbit as written is more of an early story that vaguely hints at a larger world, more in that sense like a lot of other fantasy novels (which typically have less of a deeply fleshed out cosmology than Tolkien's world). There is definitely enough material to produce something of a prequel to LoTR, which The Silmarillion and the LoTR appendices hint at but don't really pull together into a compelling story.

      I suppose I'm a bit skeptical that it'll actually happen, because it's nontrivial storytelling work to pull that off. But there is enough material that theoretically a great filmmaker (or novelist, for that matter) could produce the prequel to LoTR that Tolkien himself didn't.

    6. Re:a bit silly by avandesande · · Score: 2

      If Peter Jackson wanted to challenge himself he could of attempted to create a movie that would appeal to both children and adults as the original story did.

      Instead it's multiple episodes, 40 frames per second, etc etc.....

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    7. Re:a bit silly by osu-neko · · Score: 3

      ... The book is circa 300 pages, not circa 1000 like LoTR is.

      A 300 page novel requires substantial cutting to fit into a movie. A short story makes a good two hour movie. Most novels can't fit in under 10 hours of screen time without leaving out large parts...

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    8. Re:a bit silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was as i understand a childrens book, it might even make sense to have made a movie for children out of it... but ofcourse that would not make it a blockbuster hit but probably more of a direct-to-video type deal (which would have been just fine for most of us, but not for the moneymakers)

    9. Re:a bit silly by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They're going outside of The Hobbit in order to get even 2 films! Some images and hints released so far are clearly stuff from Lord of the Rings appendices and not a part of The Hobbit. Dol Guldur is barely hinted at in the book in just a couple of lines I think. Given the shortness of the book in terms of actual time that passes, the council to deal with Dol Guldur would have taken place after Bilbo was safely back home, the most Gandalf could have done in the short time he was away from the party would be to investigate the necromancer and discover who he might be. So maybe one movie should have been called "The Hobbit" and the others called "Interstitial Stuff We Like and We Hope You Do Too".

      Some stuff out there is either just clearly wrong. Ie, an image labeled "Bilbo Lost in Moria"; I really hope someone just made a mistake and that it's really Goblin Town.

    10. Re:a bit silly by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dol Guldur is barely hinted at in the book in just a couple of lines I think. Given the shortness of the book in terms of actual time that passes, the council to deal with Dol Guldur would have taken place after Bilbo was safely back home, the most Gandalf could have done in the short time he was away from the party would be to investigate the necromancer and discover who he might be.

      Yes, but if you were to expand the point of view of the Hobbit a little bit, and include a little more material such as Gandalf going to Dol Guldur etc. then you leave yourself well setup for a third film with Bilbo at home and the council waging war on the necromancer. Of course that's not to say that's what they've done, but for now I'm willing to give them the benfit of the doubt and wait and see what they've actually done. As it stands The Hobbit is a very narrow story that leads into LoTR but doesn't really sit well with it; by having a LoTR prequel that expands upon the Hobbit with further material from the Appendices of LoTR I could imagine a much better lead in to the LoTR trilogy being made. Let's hope that's what they're aiming for.

    11. Re:a bit silly by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Rankin-Bass already made a children's movie out of "The Hobbit" and they did a fine job. I didn't even find out until many years later that they also did "Return of the King" to sort of being Bakshi's movie to a conclusion. That was a fine version as well.

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    12. Re:a bit silly by am+2k · · Score: 1

      A 300 page novel requires substantial cutting to fit into a movie. A short story makes a good two hour movie. Most novels can't fit in under 10 hours of screen time without leaving out large parts...

      That's why I like storytelling via games so much (when done in a good manner) It's much more immersive than books, but has a lot of time for getting across the story, since a 10 hours game is generally considered to be one of the shorter ones.

    13. Re:a bit silly by c9brown · · Score: 1

      How are those mutually exclusive and how did you get 3 points?

    14. Re:a bit silly by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      It was as i understand a childrens book, it might even make sense to have made a movie for children out of it... but ofcourse that would not make it a blockbuster hit but probably more of a direct-to-video type deal (which would have been just fine for most of us, but not for the moneymakers)

      That's been done already

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    15. Re:a bit silly by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      I've got to say that as a kid i thought the animated version of the Hobbit was pretty epic. It had a _dragon_ in it! And a battle with _five_ armies! The animated version of the Return of the King didn't actually seem quite as epic to me, perhaps because it jumped right into the third book so it was hard to get a handle on what was going on. It's too bad no one ever made animated movies of Fellowship of the Ring and the Two Towers.

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    16. Re:a bit silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then...whose (or what) story are you telling? I mean, The Hobbit is about Bilbo going with the dwarves to recover their treasure from Smaug and he "happens to find" the One Ring..that's it. Going there and coming back again, if you will.

      Granted there is a LOT of backstory for each of the major characters in that book, and other tales that lead into it, but IMO telling all of those stories, or maybe just telling more than one might be distracting.

      So why not leave this one "self-contained" as it is. Tolkien did go on and on about many details in the book, but when translated to another medium (film, in this case) a couple of pages could be condensed in a single shot of a few seconds; for example, just sliding the camera into Bag End, it would show the Hill, the round door, the rooms the cozy fireplace, whatever, 15 seconds and done.

      The point here is 2 movies looks like a stretch, and to add a third just to cover more Tolkien material is just telling other stories. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, not at all. Just saying it's not The Hobbit (or it might not be)

    17. Re:a bit silly by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that framerate is still poor. It should have been 60, at least.

    18. Re:a bit silly by flirno · · Score: 1

      The LoTR was broken up into 6 books published across 3 physical volumes. The hobbit was one book and wasn't nearly as information dense and the language was designed to be somewhat friendlier to kids though Tolkien later regretted this approach and like the Silmarillion, wished he had time to rewrite it in the LoTR style.

    19. Re:a bit silly by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      If this is your roundabout way of trying to persuade Christopher Tolkein to abandon his 1000-page novelization of Meet the Feebles, just come out and say it.

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    20. Re:a bit silly by avandesande · · Score: 1

      It looks like he's selling it based on geek appeal, not family appeal. And before your snicker at 'family appeal', look at the groundbreaking work that Pixar did with Toy Story. Obviously 'The Hobbit' shouldn't be the same, but the original was a short book for children. Children don't want to hear half the story with a promise of a sequel. They certainly don't care about frame-rates.

      Jamming it into 90 minutes and making it into a good movie would have been a challenge, making it into two movies and letting the director be sloppy with editing is not.

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  13. Just wait... by CheeseTroll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait 'till he gets his hands on the Silmarillion. It would open the door to a decade+ soap opera television for geeks!

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    1. Re:Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's worse. He could get his hands on The History of Middle-earth. Imagine how many movies Jackson could make out of 12 books.

    2. Re:Just wait... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except HoME is largely made up of the various versions of The Silmarillion that Tolkien worked on from 1917 until the 1960s, except for a few volumes that are works associated with the writing of LotR and associated materials.

      Years ago when I was posting on Tolkien newsgroups, when the LotR movies first came out, there was sizable debate about this. I think it would be all but impossible to film the entire Silmarillion, it's too big for a movie. Some parts of it, like the Ainulindale, would be rather hard to bring to the screen.

      Some of the stories would work very well, in particular the Turin saga, Beren and Luthien, the Fall of Gondolin (the first story of Middle Earth Tolkien ever wrote) and some of the other works. The expanded Narn I Hin Hurin, which is about Hurin and Turin, would make a pretty awesome epic in its own right.

      If you go past the Silmarillion proper, I think the Atalante (Fall of Numenor) would make a very impressive prequel to LotR.

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    3. Re:Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beren and Luthien, that would be most touching

  14. Re:Money grab by slick7 · · Score: 0

    I was wary about stretching it into 2 movies. Its not that long of a book, not much actually happens. 3 movies is just a money grab by the studio.

    Jackson aught to make "Bored of the Rings". That film could be made into a six reel extravaganza.

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  15. Hobbit, meet shark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does ANYBODY here not think this will be an utter travesty?

    1. Re:Hobbit, meet shark. by FrankSchwab · · Score: 2

      As a matter of fact, I don't believe it will be a travesty. But I hold the (apparently) unpopular opinion that the LOTR movies were an excellent adaptation of the books - not a perfect mirror of them, but the best that could possibly be done when going from printed page to movie screen. Because of that opinion, I'm willing to hope that The Hobbit, as a movie, is the same kind of excellent adaptation.

      That said, I don't know where they're going to get three movies worth of material and retain the pacing that worked well for LOTR.

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    2. Re:Hobbit, meet shark. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I'm with you Frank. I don't see where Jackson has earned a reputation as diluting something merely to make more money, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

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    3. Re:Hobbit, meet shark. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you Frank. I don't see where Jackson has earned a reputation as diluting something merely to make more money, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

      He earned it just now -- by promising to take a 300+ page children's book and make a film adaptation that's as long as his adaptation of a 1,200+ page novel.

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    4. Re:Hobbit, meet shark. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      What if it turns out to be really good. Shouldn't he deserve the benefit of the doubt such that you might say in a few years, "I thought the idea of turning 'The Hobbit' into three movies was crazy, but I'm glad he did it that way because..."

      I thought the idea of remaking "King Kong" yet again was really pointless, but I rented the movie from Netflix just out of curiosity and was really impressed with it.

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  16. The complete, unabridged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    adventures of Tom Bombadil.

  17. Well, it could be worse. by readin · · Score: 1

    Based on Jackson's previous work in which all the good parts of the books removed and replaced by senseless battle, I'm guessing the first movie will be the battle with the goblins and wargs, the second movie will be the battle with the dragon, and the third movie will be the battle of five armies.

    The only positive I can see is that since the Hobbit was intended as a children's book it doesn't have the intellectual depth and character definition of the trilogy, so I hopefully won't be as upset about all that gets left out or all the characters who are changed completely.

    It does seem unfair that three books that each could have easily been two movies were made into one movie each, and now a book that could be one movie is being made into three.

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    1. Re:Well, it could be worse. by flirno · · Score: 1

      It was meant to be a child and adult book -- which is why it failed on both counts and he admitted this later when he also expressed a desire to rewrite it in the LOTR style.

  18. Re:Money grab by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Edit: So after RTFA it looks like the third movie will be stuff gleaned from Tolkien's other works, not anything that actually occurs in the novel The Hobbit.

  19. Re:Money grab by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    If you take in some of the material found in the Appendices of LotR and the Book of Lost Tales, you probably have enough for three movies.

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  20. finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Tim, Tim Benzedrine!
    Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
    Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!
    First, second, neutral, park,
    Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!

    1. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, I greet thee.

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    2. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3

      Burma-Shave ?

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    3. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Woodja woodja woo!

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    4. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by Sussurros · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I loved that book! (Bored of the Rings by Henry Beard)

      The funniest part was when they were selecting who would go to Fordor (Mordor) and people were choosing others to piss them off until Orlon (Elrond) called a halt before he was selcted by anyone.

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    5. Re:finally getting around to my favorite volume: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Me too. I wish I still had my copy, haven't read it in 40 years (you are referring to the Harvard Lampoon book, right?)

  21. Scouring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can we get The Scouring of the Shire and call it a day? (I mean, really, that was the whole point of The Lord of the Rings.)

    1. Re:Scouring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear Hear!

  22. Tolkein according to Warner Bros... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that American money can 'improve' The Hobbit.

    After all, they managed to 'improve' a lot of the WW2 movies by showing how it was really the US that won the Battle of Britain, captured the Enigma and beat the Japs in Burma. Now I suppose we will find that Middle Earth is just outside Boise, Idaho....

    1. Re:Tolkein according to Warner Bros... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Bletchley Park was in New Jersey. Alan Turing? He was from Brooklyn.

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    2. Re:Tolkein according to Warner Bros... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely.

      I have not seen any of the LOTR films and have no intention of so doing, even though I reread the books every 3-4 years and have done for 45 years now.

      I *did* catch a few clips of LOTR on computer systems in stores and my main reaction was: Frodo may have been many things, but chubby american teenager HE WAS NOT.

      I have well-developed mental images of all the characters in LOTR (Liv Tyler? oh, please!) and have no wish for them to come up against somebody else's visions.

      It's what books are about...

  23. Re:Money grab by Znork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yep, this is starting to reek of yes-men and greed, not necessarily a good foundation for great movies. Jackson has performed well this far so I'm hoping, but this is where I start tuning down my expectations.

  24. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure I recall reading that the first film is the book, and second is stuff set after the book?

  25. Two movies was already stretching it but... by milbournosphere · · Score: 1

    ...three is absurd. There's a reason why the Tolkien family HATES Hollywood, and this is an embodiment of those reasons. Peter Jackson is rapidly becoming the next George Lucas. Put down the ultra insane frame-rates and concentrate on not butchering the books in the name of moneys.

    1. Re:Two movies was already stretching it but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agree, unfortunately the likes of you and I will be dismissed by the kind of people who have so little appreciation for truly epic world-building and such a small measure of imagination, that they can dismiss the Silmarillion as "boring". The kind of people who need brightly coloured movies with lots of fight scenes and Dwarf-tossing jokes, to make up for the fact that when they read the books, they're busy spelling out words in their heads rather than imagining the scenes.

    2. Re:Two movies was already stretching it but... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      While it is true Hollywood likes to milk as much money from trilogies it is a bit of a stretch to call Peter Jackson must-constantly-fuck-with-all-films-Lucas

      Besides 24 fps is crap. The ideal framerate is 60 - 120 fps; long pans look stuttery on shit 24 Hz.

    3. Re:Two movies was already stretching it but... by flirno · · Score: 1

      Yep. I wish the rights could go to one of the better Japanese anime studios to see what they could do with it. They tend to treat source material with appropriate care and are way more sensitive to mythological and/or epic bodies of work instead of trying to modernize it they find ways to accommodate it.

  26. They're missing the big money... a MUSICAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you realize how much singing there is in the books? I mean Tom Bombadil alone could carry half the movie. Haven't they seen how popular Glee is? This would get you regular geeks and Gleeks!

  27. Hobbit 1&2 + Bridge Material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know no one one RTFL, but what's happening is They are going to make a third film out of material that bridges The Hobbit and LOTR, based on notes/side stories left by Tolkien. And some of the material is pretty cool and worthy of a movie separate from "The Hobbit".

  28. Re:Money grab by ninjagin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed. Two would have been enough. Tolkein wrote it as a standalone story in one volume. It doesn't need anything else. I think PJ is starting to like the smell of his own flatus so much that he doesn't want to stop eating beans, so to speak.

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  29. So, more walking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't want to miss every single step.

  30. Re:Money grab by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was wary about stretching it into 2 movies. Its not that long of a book, not much actually happens. 3 movies is just a money grab by the studio.

    I wasn't worried about that until I heard the titles for the three movies:

    1. The Hobbit
    2. The Hobbit Reloaded
    3. The Hobbit Revolutions
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  31. Re:Money grab by arth1 · · Score: 2

    Edit: So after RTFA it looks like the third movie will be stuff gleaned from Tolkien's other works, not anything that actually occurs in the novel The Hobbit.

    The only interesting thing is whether it'll feature Derek.

  32. Re:Money grab by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 0

    Let's see - Obama as the dreaded "BallHog", Michael Moore as "Frito", and Bill Maher as "Dildo". Should be EPIC!

    Romney as the Tree...

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  33. Re:Money grab by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wasn't worried about that until I heard the titles for the three movies:

            The Hobbit
            The Hobbit Reloaded
            The Hobbit Revolutions

    It could be worse. Imagine:

            Hobbit: The Quickening

  34. How much of Middle Earth would I like to see? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just The Silmarillion. Is that really too much to ask?

    In an unrelated note, if anyone has a mop, I accidentally dripped sarcasm all over the floor and need to clean it up.

  35. Re:Money grab by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you take the stuff from the Silmarillion, you probably have enough for a couple hundred movies.

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  36. Re:Money grab by TopSpin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understood the rational behind two movies; the Hobbit is pretty condensed and there is no lack of fans that will appreciate the depths explored with sufficient screen time. Three movies seems excessive but Peter did right by LOTR so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

    It could be good if the net result is three reasonably sized movies instead of a pair of 235 minute blood clotting epics. We humans are really not meant to stare at screens that long.

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  37. Harry Potter director? by readin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Hobbit was written as a children's book - a pleasant read and not too scary, with plenty of humor especially at the beginning. Jackson seemed to have a really difficult time with the lighthearted parts of LOTR. The reunion with Frodo at Rivendell is cringe-inducing. I wish they had asked someone else to do this - perhaps whoever directed the first Harry Potter movie. Jackson did a great job with bringing Middle-Earth to life in sets and costumes, but that hurdle has largely been crossed. The Hobbit needs someone who can take the sets and costumes and tell a story.

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    1. Re:Harry Potter director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are F*ing with us. A lot of people's favorite of the three is still The Fellowship. If you'll remember, the first 20 minutes of which is nothing but lighthearted with only hints of the darkness to come. The "Harry Potter Director" to which you refer, I'll assume its David Yates (director of the last 4) made The Half Blood Prince such a cut rate, confusing clusterf*k that many people who saw it without reading the book couldn't even understand the plot, not too mention the boring Deathly Hollows pt. 1.

      Jackson will do fine, great probably. His real weakness is he has no idea how to just say enough is enough. The Two Towers (Extended Edition) is filled with unnecessary and incredibly slow exposition additions, the end of the Return of the King is twenty five minutes too long and ruins what is otherwise the best of the three, and King Kong could have been an absolutely brilliant film if it had a different editor. And now he's just at it again, never knowing when enough is enough, never knowing that sometimes less is, if not more, then can certainly be better.

    2. Re:Harry Potter director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, it was Chris Columbus who made the first (and second) Harry Potter movie.

    3. Re:Harry Potter director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be one book, one movie. Peter Jackson has become George Lucas. End of saga. Unlikely to be worth wasting $60 to take the family each year for 3 years. Maybe now he will "remake" the LoTR trilogy into 9 movies....

      "Run! Keep running! ..." (away)

    4. Re:Harry Potter director? by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jackson did a great job with bringing Middle-Earth to life in sets and costumes, but that hurdle has largely been crossed. The Hobbit needs someone who can take the sets and costumes and tell a story.

      Peter Jackson managed to take the LOTR trilogy and make it a critical and popular success, winning both box office awards AND the OSCAR for BEST PICTURE. Let me repeat that--he took a trilogy of orcs, elves, dwarves, and hobbits and managed to win an academy award for best picture. That isn't just great film making--that is a freaking miracle

    5. Re:Harry Potter director? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I think we should give Jackson a chance to actually _be_ George Lucas before we paint him with that dishonor. So far, we don't really know what he will be doing with 3 movies. I think it's grossly unfair to prejudge it based on nothing much more than a description of the length of the final product.

      There were a few things about LoTR I really didn't like (especially how it treated Gimli primarily as comic relief), but that didn't stop me from thinking they were 3 superb movies. I'm willing to give Jackson the benefit of the doubt until I at least see the movies.

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    6. Re:Harry Potter director? by am+2k · · Score: 1

      However, as the GP correctly stated, The Hobbit is very different to LotR, and might need a different angle. For one, there's no epic battle with thousands of orcs in this book. The Battle of Five Armies at the end doesn't even come close to what's in LotR.

    7. Re:Harry Potter director? by readin · · Score: 1

      I remember the scene where Frodo greets Gandalf - wow was that ... bad. They laugh, and not very convincingly, at a joke that is not funny. I will admit that the party was good though, but not good enough the bad. The length at the end, where the have the awards ceremony thing - that too made me want to puke. It's worse than the one at the end of Star Wars.

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    8. Re:Harry Potter director? by readin · · Score: 2

      No, it was Chris Columbus who made the first (and second) Harry Potter movie.

      He did a good job and was able to tell the same story that was in the book.

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    9. Re:Harry Potter director? by dbIII · · Score: 2

      The depressing thing is Terry Gilliam was set to be the director until studio politics got in the way. Just think of what he would have done with Harry Potter.

    10. Re:Harry Potter director? by flirno · · Score: 1

      I think the numbers in the movie were pumped up a bit too. There were a lot of orcs but not enough for the spread in the movie.

    11. Re:Harry Potter director? by dell623 · · Score: 1

      When did winning best picture become the benchmark for a great movie, a great story? Titanic won best picture. Slumdog Millionnaire won best picture. To win best picture, you make a big budget movie, full of hollywood tropes like triumph over adversity, little guys winning, unlikely romances, nostalgia for a bygone era, perhaps throw in some high end CGI or epic chases and camera shots. It's a race to the bottom, a challenge to make something that pleases the largest number of people, achieving the lowest common denominator. And then your big shot studio will market the hell out of it to make sure every academy member knows about it.

      I can never understand how a live action movie that has no hope of winning any acting or screenplay prizes can ever possibly be a candidate for best picture.

  38. Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by Yosho-sama · · Score: 1

    So stop yer bitchin.

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    1. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Completely agree, give as many intellectual arguments and mention how it did not include some specific scene important for the plot as much as you like but the movies were good and did not really change anything. The Orcs were not turned into mutants from Mars or aliens, so personally I thought a good job was done. Until given direct evidence that these movies are bad I am very much looking forward to them.

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    2. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      I fell asleep during these movies.

    3. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. The LOTR movies were overall great. Especially the first one.

      2. The movies also had some flaws.

      3. Those flaws were when the original story was messed with, for example the disasters of messing with Faramir's character, and the timeline of the reforging of the sword and the casting of Gimli as Jar Jar Binks.

      4. Jackson is going to take far more liberties with the story this time. After all he now has 3 films to fill with material and THIRTEEN dwarves to call on for comic relief. Just imagine - Jar Jar Binks times 13.

      5. This could be as bad as Star Wars I-III.

      6. Profit!!!

    4. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. For all the flaws it did have, Jackson's interpretation of the LoTR was amazing.

      Although I was a little miffed when he made Bilbo's mithral shirt into powered battle armor with built-in particle weapons. But aside from that and making Gimli into comic relief, I loved those movies.

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    5. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, in The Hobbit the dwarves really are comical and meant to be laughed at. It's a children's book after all. Bilbo was the sensible one in many ways. Thorin was the most level headed but even he was made to look silly in many places.

    6. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by dell623 · · Score: 2

      I went back and watched the LOTR movies again recently. This time at home on a smaller screen, so the pyrotechnics and CGI doesn't dazzle you as much and you are more focused on the story or characters. And I realized that when I watched the movies in a cinema, I was inserting the real story in between the great CGI rather than focusing too much on the story as Jackson presented it. When you focus on the story as it is in the movies, you realize how badly Jackson has bastardized the story and every single important character. It's nor just Gimli, the way Elrond and Aragorn are fundamentally altered is incredible. I mean, I understand the challenges of bringing the story into the form of a movie, but this was clearly a simplified, significantly altered interpretation of the story. And it was all done to make sure it fits well worn hollywood tropes that have proved to be popular in the past. And judging by how much money the movies made, they succeeded brilliantly. But there were so many artistic compromises made, that I can't help but be cynical when Jackson seems to suggest that he is making three movies to try and present more of Tolkien's world. He already had a chance to present Tolkien's world, and he took the more commercially viable option. This is all about milking the cash cow and earning billions.

    7. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the dwarves in The Hobbit are already Jar Jar Binks. As are the elves of Rivendell. Jackson could turn the entire story into a musical comedy without straying far from the book.

    8. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by flirno · · Score: 1

      As long as Thorin isn't just a short gandalf. He was grumpy and stand off-ish, but hardly wise.

    9. Re:Last I checked, the LOTR movies were amazing... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The problem with looking at LOTR on a small screen is that the visual interpretation of the novels is the best part of the films. It is nearly perfect in my opinion. Not the pyrotechnics, but the world details. This is due to Jackson hiring the great illustrator Alan Lee.

      For people like me who have been fans for a long time (I first read LOTR in the late 1960's) Alan Lee is the primary influence in the visualization of the books. To have this brought to film in the manner it was is what made these movies great.

  39. There and Back Again... by redizhot · · Score: 1

    If he wants to make more, I'm down to him try and see what he comes up with! I think there's plenty in the books to cover.

  40. Scumbag Peter Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Only Peter Jackson could take so long to end a movie that it takes an entire other movie to do so.

    1. Re:Scumbag Peter Jackson by keytoe · · Score: 1

      Only Peter Jackson could take so long to end a movie that it takes an entire other movie to do so.

      I cannot stop laughing at this. More hobbit hugging!

  41. One maybe, but not three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it was first announced there would be a Hobbit movie I was sort of sitting on the fence about seeing it. I like the story, but I'd already seen three LOTR movies and wasn't sure I wanted to see another in the same vein. When it was announced the story would be split into two films that pretty much turned me off. Now that there will be three I can say I won't be going to see these. Peter Jackson is a really good director and I'm sure he'll do a good job, I'm just not interested in another nine hours of Middle Earth. Two hours, maybe three, but three movies' worth is overkill in my opinion.

  42. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and of course Romney as the out of touch lunatic obsessed with the shiny ring....

    Methinks you got the "out of touch" casting wrong:

    "You didn't build that."

    "We tried our plan. It worked."

  43. Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WIll the Jawas have 3d blinking eyes?

  44. Re:Money grab by Crash+McBang · · Score: 2

    Naah, more like:

    The Hobbit: The Ca$hening

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  45. Re:Money grab by bored_engineer · · Score: 2

    I felt. . .as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. . .

  46. Fool... by tbird81 · · Score: 1

    He should turn it into 9 movies and make three times the amount of money.

    1. Re:Fool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that wouldn't work. People trust Jackson to repeat with Hobbit what he did with LOTR. I think taking in account that the movies go beyond the Hobbit, it will be amazing.

      Now I understand that you all want your virtual modpoints for saying 'yadda yadda he want to take our monies', but to be honest, he still would make an amazing movie just to do that.

  47. Lost me, I'll wait three years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so very tired of this. It's one story. I don't want to either read or watch 1/3 of a story and then wait a year for the next snippet. Jackson did a good job with LoTR, so I was excited about The Hobbit, but I'm not going to bother going to see it until the trilogy is complete.

    What I *would* be very happy to do is pay $40 to watch a 7-hour movie with a couple intermissions, or just watch three movies released at the same time, perhaps over the course of a weekend if real life got in the way of a binge. That would make me happy and I'd buy lots of crappy overpriced movie-theater food during intermission. I'd wind up paying something like $200 for my family at the theater and be happy about it. But watch 1/3 of a movie, blah, not worth it.

  48. Should I wait for the condensed fan-edit? by Misagon · · Score: 1

    Should I skip seeing the three movies, and wait for the condensed fan-edit of the three movies after the BluRays have been released?
    Seeing how strong the community of fan-editors already is, and what good edits it produces, I think that we can count on there being someone out there who will cut them down into one movie that is telling the tale from Bilbo's perspective, as in the book.
    There have already been numerous edits of the Star Wars movies, Superman, Dune, etc. and some have been really good.

    I am also afraid that seeing my own digital copy would also be the only way to see The Hobbit "trilogy" in a good theatre (my own) and avoid crappy, blurry, "3D".
    Too bad. I had been looking forward to seeing The Hobbit this December.

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  49. Its not even two films. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Money money money.

    I certainly don't want to wait three years to see the whole movie. With Peter Jackson's LOTR I could understand it, it was three distinct books.

    Now we have Peter Jackson's The Hobbit... with how many DVD/BluRay releases to follow?

    He is desperately trying to give George Lucas a good name

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    1. Re:Its not even two films. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Actually, "The Lord of the Rings" was 6 distinct books, published in 3 volumes.

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    2. Re:Its not even two films. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "The Lord of the Rings" was 6 distinct books, published in 3 volumes.

      Actually it's ONE book, which was published in three parts because of problems (and costs) binding such a large book, and the prohibitive price they would have had to charge for it.

  50. Re:Money grab by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alien vs. Fredy Krueger vs. the Hobbit

  51. Jackson can get three movies out of The Hobbit... by EricTheGreen · · Score: 1

    ....but can't come up with 35 - 45 minutes to do a decent version of the scouring of the Shire. Grumble.

    Hoping against hope the bulk of the additions don't involve a previously-unknown love interest for Thorin.

  52. chance for jackson to redeem himself by CheesyMoo · · Score: 0

    Well since they're taking three films to do this one book which is much shorter than any of the others, maybe Peter Jackson will be kind enough to include the dozens of songs that Tolkein wrote in the original text. I WANTED TO SEE TOM BOMBADIL SINGING DRINKING SONGS WITH A BUNCH OF DWARVES AND HE DIDN'T DO IT! HE BETTER DELIVER ON THE DAMN SONGS THIS TIME! Seriously though who needs another generic epic score when you can use genuine content from JRR himself to enhance the film?

  53. The Hunt for Gollum by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2

    Indeed, and that's why one was already made.

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  54. Re:Money grab by Dave+Cole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I disagree. I read The Hobbit about 30 years ago and remembered it as a small book that did not take long to read.

    Recently I picked the book up to read it again before the movie and was surprised at how much actually happens in the book. I have no problem believing that there are three movies worth of material in the book.

  55. Breaking news from the farm by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    Upon hearing of the third movie Bessie the script milking cow fainted.

  56. Internet contrarianism is so much fun.... by ixnaay · · Score: 1

    Some options for all the knee-jerk complainers (pick the one that fits):

    1. Don't watch any of them.
    2. Wait until they are all out on blu-ray; then watch them (see Misagon's post)
    3. Peter Jackson (and co.) can make as many movies as they want with the IP they 'own'. Get over it. See tip #1.
    4. If you want a different story told, write some fan-fic. Otherwise either enjoy his vision, or go to tip #1

    I guessing I'm whining now too; it's contagious.

    I'll watch them when they are released - I enjoyed his interpretation of the LOTR books, and I expect to enjoy the Hobbit movies as well. If not, then that's a bummer; not psychotic nerd-rage inducement.

    1. Re:Internet contrarianism is so much fun.... by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I really liked the fact that the movies were long and they didn't try to wrap it up in 90 minutes or two hours. Actually they could have gone longer as far as I'm concerned. I'm crossing my fingers that the Hobbit will be of the same quality and then one day I'll have to watch them all in a 15 hour+ marathon.

      ~S

  57. Re:Money grab by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    I would say that if Peter Jackson had exhibited a history of trying to wring cash out of a franchise with new, but inferior material and unnecessary revisions (*cough*Lucas*cough*), and to my knowledge, that hasn't happened, has it?

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  58. Faster frame-rate, less movies by mcsqueak · · Score: 1

    You know, I thought with the faster frame-rate they're shooting in, they'd be able to fit MORE action into LESS films...

  59. Do something meaningful... by mcneely.mike · · Score: 0

    Just bring back FIREFLY!!!! dog dammit!!!!

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  60. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we go:

    The Hobbit, Episode I: The Phantom Dragon
    The Hobbit, Episode II: Attack of the Spiders
    The Hobbit, Episode III: Revenge of the Ring

  61. Large print version? by bashibazouk · · Score: 2

    Because my old Ballantine Books paper back version is 287 pages...

  62. Re:Money grab by steelfood · · Score: 2

    The Hobbit: The Search For Smaug.

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  63. None at all by dark+grep · · Score: 1

    I don't want to see Jacksons 'interpretation' of Middle Earth. The more I see Jacksons LOTR, the more it irritates me. The parts that follow the book are great, and the casting, effects and cinematography are fantastic. I completely get that things like Tom Bombadil and the scouring of the Shire had to be left out. But it's the things he put in, completely unnecessarily, that cause growing annoyance over time. Dwarf tossing, Orcs swarming like cockroaches, men of Gondor no more than orc fodder. Bah I say.

    It's like Jackson thought 'well here's a pretty good book, by a talented writer, but I am more creative, and I can improve the story.'

    What a conceited idiot he is.

    LOTR was polished and perfected over more than 30 years, by the mind of a shining intellect. LOTR movie is brilliant because of the strength of the story it is based on, and lots and lots of money. LOTR movie totally fails because of what some Kiwi yob with a degree in ego has added to it.

    I am very sad to hear he now wants to spread his ruin to other parts of the tale. He is doing the work of Sauron if you ask me.

    1. Re:None at all by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Download the fanedits. It's called Redbook of Westmarch. It deletes a whole lot of the more egregious problems you mention.

      Consider these Hobbit films as a chance to get more footage for the fan editors to work with. Peter Jackson is a good director. He elicits performances from actors, he sets up good shots, and generally does a fine job of getting a ton of good-looking footage into the can.

      He's a terrible editor and a blasphemous screenwriter. So wait for somebody with more care for the source material to recut and rework that pretty footage. The results are actually surprisingly decent.

    2. Re:None at all by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      I completely get that things like Tom Bombadil and the scouring of the Shire had to be left out.

      Bombadil sure, I know there are arguments to keep him in but in the end he has no real impact on the story. But the scouring of the Shire? That is what the entire story is about, the hobbits return home to find the place overrun by orcs led by the formally 2nd most powerful villain in the world (at least, that they know about). Do they run off to their allies for help? Hell no! They organize a resistance, lead it into battle and crush the invaders. They have become the larger than life heroes they worshiped, idolized, and feared at the beginning of the story. And what's more, it further emphasizes that Frodo is not the hero of the story. He does great and amazing things, but for the most part, they consist of resisting the temptation to do something (use the ring). Frodo sits out the fight against Suraman, it's the other Hobbits that save their home, just as it was the other Hobbits who fought Shelob, light the warning fires, stabbed the lich king, saved Faramir, etc, etc, etc.

  64. One movie!!! by CHIT2ME · · Score: 1

    Crap!!! I was hoping the Hobbitt would be just one movie like the book!

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  65. Re:Money grab by Astronomerguy · · Score: 1

    Errrrrrmmmmm.....http://botr.comeze.com/

  66. Re:Money grab by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any book that doesn't involve a Bearenstine bear is hard to contain in a 2hr movie. The fact that we're so used to directors making shrunken heads out of some of the best literary works and think that's acceptable is a sad thing. The Hobbit has 19 chapters, and I could easily see a movie taking an average of 30min each getting through them in detail. So that's 10hrs of material, easily.

    If anything, the Lord of the Rings movies cut HUGE gaping swaths out of that story. Remember Tom Bombadil? He was one of the most identifiable characters in those books and was replaced in the movie with about a 20second sequence where strider just hands the hobbits a bunch of magic swords. It's a sad thing. Would people have tolerated it being broken up into 10 or more movies? No... but it's success is what's allowing Jackson to expand on the Hobbit. Which is a good thing, because, in my not so humble opinion, The Hobbit is one of the best printed works in human history. I'm glad they are doing this. The only thing that would make me more happy would be a big budget "Band of Brothers" style series. If we're lucky, maybe that's what they'll do with the Silmarillion.

  67. Re:Money grab by Valcrus · · Score: 0

    The Hobbit 2 :The Search for more money

    I don't know about this whole thing tho. I think I will wait until they are all out and I will just buy the DVDs. I'm getting sick of seeing a movie and then having to wait another 2-3 year to get to see the end of the movie.

  68. What about Pern? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already have three LOTR movies. Any love for the Dragonriders of Pern?

  69. Let me do this for you... Score:-1, Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm self modding down because I know everyone is going to do that 'killing the messenger' thing, but it needs to be said. I went ahead and suggested that this post should be a score of -1, and be tagged Troll because I know that that's what happens to dissenting opinions on /., which if you're not careful you might start to think is intended to be a place for the free and reasoned exchange of ideas and opinions, but is really a place where people either suck the dicks of those with mod-points by posting things they're likely to agree with, or their opinions get modded down, because it's actually very biased and sad. That all said, I'll proceed.

    The Lord of the Rings trilogy were three great movies, fairly entertaining, I own a copy of each on DVD. Then I decided to get the book, having never read it, I got the Barnes and Noble Single Volume edition of LOTR. Oh my fucking god. That bullshit about Tom Bombadil seemed to go on like a gay pride parade marching in a tight little impenetrable queer circle, and we the readers are stuck in the middle. I eventually got tired of the pointless digression, acknowledged why it was left out of the movie, and skipped ahead. I was disappointed to see that apparently they got to Rivendell without ever meeting up with Aragorn's chick. That whole "What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?" thing was made up for the film. I understand why, the book plods on for ever and ever saying nothing much for pages on end, and I can't believe the hype that surrounds this exercise in reading descriptions of just utter bullshit. Frodo and the other Hobbits did this, and the weather was like that, then they came to a ravine, and they did this. Then they climbed up, and maybe Samwise says something, whereas he's said nothing for the last 30 pages, even though he was walking right fucking there beside the others. This shit goes on for pages and ages, ages and pages. I actually felt myself getting older reading it.

    I totally get why they had to yank all that pointless bullshit out to make a watchable movie, and even with all that extraneous trash ripped out, the movies were still longer than they really needed to be. In How It Should Have Ended, a series of parodies you can see on You Tube, it is pointed out that they could have just called one of Gandalf's giant eagle friends, flown there, tossed the ring into the fire, and been back in time for supper. But that wouldn't have given Tolkien an excuse to ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and...

    (pauses for breath)

    on and on and on and on... christ's fucking sake!

    I stopped reading it around the time they were sitting on Elrond's porch, because even more fearsome than the forces of Mordor, are the forces of fucking boredom, I have to find something better to read, not 300 pages-worth of book stretched and packed with filler to make it about 1200 pages, just so they can call these (what should by rights have been a novella at best, into a full-blown, multivolume epic.

    That all said, if they think they need to stretch the Hobbit out for 3 films, they're nuts. There's NOT that much story there. This is just Jackson and company deciding to see how many Oscar nominations (and awards) they can score, and how much money they can wring out of a single story. It's embarrassing, frankly. I think after all three come out on DVD, for the sake of prosperity someone will have to merge all three, cutting out all the useless filler garbage they're going to add, to make it the 97 minute long movie they should have made in the first place. What a joke...

    If the pattern holds, the movies they'll make following the Hobbit(s), will trace the end of the age of magic, and the beginning of the age of reason and science, and Middle Earth will give way to the Middle Ages... and eventually you'll have a movie with Hobbits popping up in Central Park, and one will say to the other, "I don't think we're in the Shire anymore, Toto."

    I'm not going to bother trying to watch any in theaters, I'll wait for them to come out on DVD or on TV, and be able to watch it from my nice, comfortable sofa, and fall asleep about 30 minutes in, in the privacy of my own home.

  70. Re:Money grab by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Debbie Does Hobbiton

  71. Re:Money grab by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I think PJ is starting to like the smell of his own flatus so much that he doesn't want to stop eating beans, so to speak.

    Those are golden beans, ninjagin.

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  72. Re:Money grab by chispito · · Score: 2

    One 2-3 hour film would have been enough. It's a children's book, it's not an epic.

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  73. Re:Money grab by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If anything, the Lord of the Rings movies cut HUGE gaping swaths out of that story. Remember Tom Bombadil?

    Tom Bombadil never made much sense in the book and would have been a huge plot hole to movie audiences.

    Much like how Dobby had to die before the final battle in the final Harry Potter book, Tom Bombadil needed to be gone in such a way that he couldn't help (and the "not wanting to" from the book doesn't really hold up). This way, we avoid having a being of essentially limitless power alive and doing nothing while our much less powerful heroes struggle with their quest. The easiest way to do this in the LotR movies was to just not introduce him in the first place.

  74. Tolkien would be dancing in his grave by gman003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At this point, it's pretty obvious that they aren't sticking to things that were in the books. They're making up new material, new stories. It was a stretch to make The Hobbit into two movies (they were already going to add at least half a movie of new material, probably closer to a full movie). But three? They're making shit up. Totally new material.

    Tolkien would probably be happy about that. I'd ask him myself, but... you know...

    Tolkien was a student of myths and legends, and of languages. He was obsessed with the interplay between languages and stories, and held a theory that the original primary purpose of language was to tell stories and legends. He thought any language without legends was a dead language. He didn't invent Elvish to help tell the LotR stories - he invented the Lord of the Rings to complete his languages. It was a bit of a linguistic experiment to him, actually.

    Tolkien believed in the old way of stories, of men telling tales around a campfire, like the poets and bards of old. He tried to replicate that in his classroom (reading Beowulf et al. in the original languages). And possibly the most important difference between modern stories and ancient tales is that, in the old way, you can change it. You can change words, change stories, add verses, remove characters. You aren't supposed to do that with modern stories. Even in the fanfic culture, you generally don't take the original story and throw in a new subplot, new people, new places.

    Tolkien would be happy to know that his story has become legend in that aspect, that his story lives not just as words on paper, but as a living, changing story.

    Doesn't mean I myself agree with this - I'm "cautiously reserving judgement until the actual work is shown", neither immediately loving it nor already hating it. But I think Tolkien would be happy.

    1. Re:Tolkien would be dancing in his grave by odedy · · Score: 1

      they might be sticking in stuff from the Silmarillion, or from god knows what other Tolkien books. at list i hope they 're not trying to embellish with new stuff

    2. Re:Tolkien would be dancing in his grave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to disagree.

      Most movies are made from short stories. To make a 90 minute movie and do it well, the original story has to be fairly short. Normal sized novels can be made into movies, but a lot has to be left out.

      The Hobbit easily has the content for 2-3 movies. What I am concerned about is having the story broken up and then having to wait 12 months between each movie. I hated waiting for each installment LOTR, it seemed to be a long time to wait.Hopefully they will release The Hobbit at shorter intervals. So will people want to wait for a 3 part story to unfold. The fans will and the Tolkien fans back in the day had to wait years between installments of LOTR, which was released in 6 books if I recall correctly.

      The Hobbit is my favorite story and I can't wait to see the riddle contest with Gollum and Bilbo make his way into the dragon's lair (through the secret entrance).

      The coolest thing is by about 2016 all 3 films will be out on DVD and I can sit down with my boy (who will be nearly 5) and enjoy them together one after the other. Before then I plan on reading the book to him so he can appreciate it as much as I do.

    3. Re:Tolkien would be dancing in his grave by flirno · · Score: 1

      Tolkien was also detail oriented and picky about small details. Part of of that probably had to do with him being a linguist and having an idea of how the fictional languages of his evolved over fictional time (along with the fictional, evolving cultures that produced them) all of which was important to him in how he framed the historical context of the Lord of the Rings and led up to the circumstances so exhibited in his books.

  75. Re:Money grab by Omestes · · Score: 1

    Yay, more offtopic politics... Woohoo!

    Good, I'm glad you like your guy more than others like their guy. Sadly, your guy cares about as much about you, as their guy does. Not at all.

    Either of them win, and nothing changes. Nothing ever changes.

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  76. Never! by WaywardGeek · · Score: 1

    Just thought you should know.

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  77. you know what, i don't care. by odedy · · Score: 1

    you wanna squeeze more money. it's disgusting but we suckers can live with it. please just let ppl watch the whole thing from start to finish in the same year.don't stretch it out over eons.

  78. Re:Money grab by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Or one pop song....

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  79. Re:Money grab by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    But Jackson doesn't have the rights to any of the material in The Book of Lost Tales, nor The Silmarillion.

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  80. Re:Money grab by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    I would say that if Peter Jackson had exhibited a history of trying to wring cash out of a franchise with new, but inferior material and unnecessary revisions (*cough*Lucas*cough*), and to my knowledge, that hasn't happened, has it?

    King Kong, anyone?

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  81. Re:Money grab by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obviously you're right that it would have been a plot hole for the movie audience, since you demonstrated exactly how Bombadil would have been understood by that audience.

    Those of us who would have liked to see Bombadil have a different understanding of him. He's there for a three reasons.

    One, and I think most importantly, he's there as a semi-disposable character to bail the hobbits out when they get into trouble. This is their rite of passage. The world is a dangerous place, the hobbits are fleeing from danger into danger, and they need help, and in the absence of Gandalf, Bombadil is the first helper after they've left the Shire. He's foreshadowing Aragorn's help, and later the Nine Walkers. Your complaint is that he's overpowered to do that job, and that may be, but that's not all he's good for, and I don't think he's quite the disturbing McGuffin you think he is. More on that later.

    Second, he's there for a sense of age and history. If you've read the Silmarillion, you have that sense of history, but most people haven't and don't. Bombadil is the first of several things sprinkled through LoTR to give that sense, and he's the only one still present in the world. He's there to give a sense that even though the elves are ancient compared to men, there is something in the world yet more ancient. He's there to lend a glimpse of eternity, to hint that this too shall pass.

    Third, he's there for a sense of the alien, the different. He's there to provide the perspective that, while the conflict over the Ring feels epic to everyone involved, there are those who are not involved, who are so different that they don't even understand the fuss. The discussion about Bombadil at the council especially made it clear that, while Bombadil is humanoid, he is in no way human. The Council worries out loud that if given custody of the Ring, he'd lose it through sheer carelessness.

    This is where your concerns about the plot hole are a little out of place. Bombadil is alien in the same way that Caradras is alien, and can be considered the benevolent foil to the malevolence of Caradras. He and Caradras both possess tremendous power, but it is a non-mobile elemental sort of power, enormous in terms of sheer strength (Gandalf doesn't even consider challenging Caradras when it resists the Fellowship), but indifferent to the Ring itself, and it is a power that does not move around in the world or participate in it. Each helps or hinders the progress of the Ring when the Ring comes near for reasons of their own that are more about their fundamental natures than anything to do with the Ring.

    This is also one of the additional points about the movie that irritate the crap out of aficionados. Not only did Peter Jackson think that movie audiences couldn't understand Bombadil (apparently correctly), he also decided they couldn't understand Caradras, so he introduced the lame sequence where the trouble in the mountains was brought on by Saruman. The cure is worse than the disease. Not only did Saruman not know for sure what the Fellowship was up to, he was vague about where they were and what their numbers were. That's how the whole mistaken identity bit with Pippin and Merry happens.

    More to the point, Saruman isn't powerful enough to cause that sort of trouble for a party escorted by Gandalf. In the books, Gandalf and Saruman always carefully step around each other once Saruman fails to convert Gandalf to his cause, and Gandalf isn't involved in either Saruman's downfall or his death. Following directly on from that point, Saruman simply isn't that powerful period. Everything about the Tolkien mythos is about the the decline and fall of basically everything. Everything is downhill, and Saruman (and indeed, Gandalf), are both very much at the low end of that long decline. Bombadil and Caradras are both ancient and therefore at the high end of the power curve. Gandalf and Saruman are both much younger, therefore much less powerful.

    So the loss of Bombadil is, I think, directly related to the loss of Caradras, and both losses are unfortunate for many reasons.

  82. 3 for 2! by jjp9999 · · Score: 1

    I think what he meant to say is they're making three two-hour movies instead of two three-hour movies.

  83. Re:Money grab by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Hobbit with a vengeance?

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  84. Downfall Trilogy: Arnor, Numenor, and Beleriand by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2

    If you go past the Silmarillion proper, I think the Atalante (Fall of Numenor) would make a very impressive prequel to LotR.

    I think you mean Akallabeth (yeah I know, same meaning, different language, but that's what the book is called).

    And I agree, it would make for an awesome prequel. The climax certainly has the greatest special effects potential of any moment in the history of Ea. I would love to see the Bending of the World on screen, watch the seas torn asunder and Numenor fall into them as Aman floats off into the distant stars along the Straight Path, and the camera slowly pulls back high over Endor to show the curvature of the newly-shaped world.

    I would make the Akallabeth the centerpiece of a prequel trilogy pulling from the Silmarillion and other supplemental materials. I would tell it in reverse order, tied together by a framing story of Aragon explaining to his son Eldarion the history of Arnor (as they reestablish that kingdom in the early Fourth Era), and from there the history of Numenor, and before that the start of the line of high Men.

    The first part would be predominantly about the downfall of Arnor and the battles against the Witch-King of Angmar, culminating in the line of kings becoming the Rangers of the North. That way we get to see familiar peoples and a familiar villain (the Lord of the Nazgul), and the early influence of the Rings of Power, tying it directly into the LotR. The prologue to this story would briefly tell of the history of how Arnor and Gondor were settled and how Arnor began to splinter prior to the Witch-King's attacks, much like the prologue to Fellowship tells of the Last Alliance and how the Ring was lost.

    The second part would tell of the downfall of Numenor. This would get to feature Sauron as a prominent villain, in his fair form as Annatar, and so still have strong connections directly to LotR. It would of course culminate in the Bending of the World and the survival of Elendil (who would star) to found Arnor and Gondor. The prologue to this part would tell, if you'll note the pattern here, of how Numenor was given as a gift to the Edain, and how it slowly grew corrupt, before telling of its last days.

    The third part would tell the tale of Earendil, culminating in the War of Wrath, and victory over Melkor, "ending" the trilogy on a high note despite it all generally being a bunch of downers. The prologue to this would of course establish how the silmarils were forged and stolen and the Sons of Feanor's quest for vengeance. Somewhere in there the story of Beren and Luthien would have to be told, to establish how Earendil gets his silmaril via his wife Elwing, Beren and Luthien's granddaughter; this could be an extended flashback recounted during Earendil and Elwing's courtship. Of course their sons Elrond and Elros will feature in here as well, establishing more familiar faces from LotR. In the epilogue Numenor is granted to the Edain for their help in the War of Wrath, with Elros as its first king, and the line of kings from Elros down through Elendil to our narrator Elessar (Aragorn) and his son Eldarion is briefly recounted, wrapping the whole story up; perhaps ending on a shot of the Evening Star as their day concludes, and Earendil continues to sail the sky with his silmaril shining bright.

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    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  85. Tom Bombadil: The Broadway Musical! by retroworks · · Score: 1

    You know that's what Jackson, following in the footsteps of Mel Brooks, has in mind for retirement.

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    Gently reply
  86. Re:Money grab by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Remember Tom Bombadil?

    AKA God-mode Sue.
    I hearby sentence you to a day on TV tropes. It will take at least that long to escape :)

  87. Like... by wwwmoderation · · Score: 1

    LOTR series just turned into a "Star-wars" like saga. :D

  88. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hobbit 2 : Electric Boogaloo

  89. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bilbo vs. Mechabilbo II

    (Has nothing to do with Bilbo vs. Mechabilbo)

  90. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apart from the fact that, in all probability, Saraman/Curunír and Gandalf/Olórin are in fact much older than Caradhras, being as they were created by Eru Illuvatar in the beginning, before Eä came to exist. Bombadil, well, I don't know that we can be completely sure. He may have been a Maiar in which case yes, he is as old as they, or he may have been some other 'nature spirit' or somesuch that was born with Eä. Tolkien called him a nature spirit of the English countryside reflected in his work - a distinct difference from an angelic/godlike being such as a Maia or a Vala.

    Gandalf and Saruman were limited by their shape and purpose, not by their age - they were expressly instructed to guide rather than to direct, as the confrontation between Valar/Maiar before (in the War of Wrath) was incredibly damaging, and the removal of Valinor from the 'circles of the world' did make many powers age and wane.

    The problem with Caradhras too is perhaps a matter of perspective - it's really Gimli (and thus dwarf tradition) that names Caradhras as old and powerful, a treacherous pass. I don't know that there was much other evidence of living and malicious mountains/natural landscapes in Tolkien's work, as far as I can recall Caradhras was more of a lone encounter. In the book I believe that there was an implication that Saruman may have been involved in the difficulty the fellowship was having (Aragorn & Gandalf discussing Saruman's reach and power), as well as the potential that it was an ancient evil born of the mountain itself. Hard to say.

  91. Re:Money grab by TheMathemagician · · Score: 1

    Both Saruman and Gandalf are immensely powerful. Gandalf the White, aided by Narya, is the second-most powerful being in Middle-Earth. However he is forbidden from using his powers directly and instead has to offer counsel and assistance to the Free Peoples rather than impose his will by force.

  92. Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    s/untold/unspoiled/

    And that's all the time that's worth wasting on the matter.

  93. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “I’m not concerned about the very poor"
      “I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.”
    “Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
    “Corporations are people, my friend.”
    “I’m also unemployed,”
    “I like being able to fire people"

    While we are posting out of context quotes here..... Seems that DJ master R-Money has more asshat quotes coming from his mouth.

  94. Re:Money grab by flirno · · Score: 0

    It was an experimental hybrid meant to appeal to both children and adults and ending up with lukewarm results on both counts. I still liked it though the author was not satisfied with the results or at least so he claimed in his letters.

  95. Re:Money grab by flirno · · Score: 1

    Condensed? Hardly. LoTR was way more condensed and a ton had to be left out because of that.

  96. Why the hate for LOTR movies? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    There were a few things that didn't quite work but I'd give the movies an overall 95%. Some of the cuts made for the theatrical version had better pacing than the extended versions.

    Pretty much the only things that felt out of place were how awful the ring felt when worn since Bilbo wouldn't have handled it so casually if he was seeing the lidless eye the whole time and the portrayal as Sauron being a scary lighthouse. Oh, and I really thought Weaving was poorly cast as Agent Elrond. Great actor but not a good fit for an elf-lord.

    I saw the movies before I read the books. They aren't perfect, there are flaws, but they still represent an achievement of imagination.

    What someone else above said about stories being living things, yes. The movies are PJ's telling of Rings. Don't like it? The book's still there. Blind Guardian did a concept album, Nightfall in Middle-Earth. Don't like euro-metal? Then you can still enjoy the Zeppelin material inspired by Rings.

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    Kwisatz Haderach
    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
  97. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hobbit is a good read but is going to make 2 REALLY boring movies and one actually good one.

  98. Re:Money grab by macromorgan · · Score: 1

    The Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo

  99. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tom Bombadil was one of the most pointless characters in the book and thankfully he was cut from the movie

    Hell even tolkien admitted tom had no point. At one time he had plans for him but it never materialized leaving a useless, extremely boring character that was 50-60 pages wasted.

  100. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you misunderstood what Bombadil represented. Remember the theme of LotR is about resisting the industrial revolution and keeping a more natural, agrarian lifestyle. Bombadil represents the force of Nature. Nature is impartial and cares neither way whether young species like humans kill themselves off. The world will continue with or without them. There's no reason to get involved in petty squabbles lasting a few hundred years when there are millenia of plant and stone to tend and watch.

    He was more contradictory that he bothered to save the hobbits from the barrow wights. Yet that, too, was his nature - to be contradictory and do things on a whim.

    I do agree general audiences would not have understood, and sadly, Jackson is catering all of these movies to the non-reading masses.

  101. Re:Money grab by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

    Or one pop song....

    The one song?

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    "For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert"
  102. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, I don't get that reference at all. Can you explain?

  103. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Include Bombadil and make another movie wherein Gandalf, Galadriel, Elrond etc. discuss what exactly Bombadil is, valar, maiar, god or what? At the end Elrond can discuss his brilliant theory that Bombadil is a balrog. Set it around a dinner table and you have "My Dinner with Andre" meets "LOTR", box office gold baby!

  104. Battle of Dol Guldor too by peter303 · · Score: 1

    When Sauron was expelled from Mirkwood forest. There is only reference to this concurrent event in the Hobbit. But Peter could flesh it out.

  105. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the theme of LotR is about resisting the industrial revolution and keeping a more natural, agrarian lifestyle.

    Citation needed.

  106. who gives a shit by kbx911 · · Score: 0

    i read the lotr book, it was nothing but little imaginition combined with lots and lots and lots and endless lots of nouns and namesm u can make 90 sequels, i saw the first one for curiosity and the other 2 for special effects, that's it, the fan love for that much would just digest 1 more, let's say Hobbit, but they thought hey lets make 2, now they made the 2 into 3, who cares, only numbnuts will go watch these "sequels". Aren't there other new stories that can be produced instead?

  107. Re:Money grab by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    Jackson absolutely loves the original Kong. Studio made known their intentions to do a (re)remake of Kong, with or without him. He basically said, well, better me than anyone else. Tried to stay true to the original (by his own standards, you may disagree).

    I like his version.

  108. I could stand a bit more... by way2slo · · Score: 1

    Q: "How much of Middle Earth would you like to see on film?"

    A: As much as they can. The Silmarillion would make a great TV series.

    As for The Hobbit. I had thought that two films at 3 hours a piece would be just enough to tell the bulk of the story. (starting the journey and a couple of the incidents up to Mirkwood along with the white council and some Dol Guldor scenes in the first film then Mirkwood, Dale, and Erebor and wraping up Dol Guldor in the second) But I had thought they would have to skimp on the Dol Guldor action to make it fit.
    With 3 films to work with, you can cut them down to 2 and a half hours each and have an extra hour and a half to tell more about the White Council and Dol Guldor. I'm OK with this.

  109. Better have some Led Zeppelin in it this time by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Battle of Evermore would have been so fitting for the credits rolling at the end.

    Why Jimmy Page wouldn't let Jackson use some of their LOTR-based songs fully confuses me...

  110. Re:Money grab by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    We humans are really not meant to stare at screens that long.

    What do you do for 8 hours a day at work? Plus, I guess you don't do the average ~6-7 hours a day of TV watching?

    (I know, neither of those are exactly the same as watching a movie that you can't pause.. I'm just joking.)

  111. Not the right question by gspeare · · Score: 1

    How much of Middle Earth would you like to see on film?"

    All of it, yeah yeah yea---

    Peter Jackson

    ...never mind...

  112. Re:Money grab by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

    I guess I don't understand your sig then. This is a serious reply and I would sincerely like your opinion on the following quotes.

    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner but from their regard to their own self-interest. We address ourselves not to their humanity but to their self-love and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
    -Adam Smith

    "[a] strict observance of the written law is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to the written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the ends to the means."
    --Thomas Jefferson

    "The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. Whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles."
    Ayn Rand

    "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
    Thomas Jefferson

    "All issues are political[; and politics] is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia."
    George Orwell

    "There are four boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order."
    Ed Howdershelt

    "Both the oligarch and Tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of arms."
    Aristotle

    "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to saintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."
    George Washington

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    "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
  113. Re:Money grab by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    In, I think, the first story in the Silmarilion, the head god creates the lesser gods, and they have a jam session. But secretly, it wasn't a jam session, it was the story of the world. Then they all get together and build the world and it goes according to the song. Including the one guy who sort-of hates everybody else and tried to ruin the song, but that's part of the story, too, and the head god knew it would happen that way.

    --
    Can you be Even More Awesome?!
  114. Re:Money grab by Omestes · · Score: 1

    I guess I don't understand your sig then. This is a serious reply and I would sincerely like your opinion on the following quotes.

    The quote, and the thoughts of Edward Abbey as a whole, are more towards an esoteric idea of country, the land and the people. I suppose it is a simpler idea, or a vastly more complex idea than expressed in those quotes. In more classic terms, Mr. Abbey wasn't very concerned with the polis or demos, but with country in the grand and literal sense.

    All of those quotes are probably valid sentiments, but sadly they are often used as ammo to promote agendas, and force ideologies on others. There is some irony there. Actually, the closest to the truth (or how I see it) is Mr. Orwell's quote. It sums up American politics very well, and pretty much, in a neat capsule, attacks whatever political beliefs either of us probably hold sacred.

    The comment I was replying to, was stupid, and offtopic. Taking the Obama's words, and completely twisting them to support a subjective partisan ideology is pointless, and meaningless. Obama was talking about infrastructure, and the general bits of government that allow business. This is pretty valid (though he said it pretty idiotically). Whether you agree with him on broad issues or not, the statement has a fair bit of truth. Without government, there is no freedom. Yes, we can argue about the degree of this, or where government goes to far and freedom starts to diminish again, but that doesn't invalidate the central premise. It isn't controversial, and Obama didn't think of it (Hobbes, Locke, Rousseau, and yes, Jefferson, spoke about it first).

    As for being offtopic... What does it have to do with a rumor of a third Hobbit movie... I wasn't aware that Peter Jackson, or the LoTR franchise had the desire to curtail my freedom.

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    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
  115. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd actually like to see that (DIE FRODO DIE!)

  116. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really well said!

    Thank you

  117. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but Peter did right by LOTR"

    No he didn't. I include his "Two Towers" among the worst movies I have ever seen. Dwarf tossing? Really?

  118. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I attempt to re-read the Lord of the Rings, Caradras is where I always stop. It's boring boring boring.

    I also recognize that it's vital. It's a struggle. And real-life struggles are almost never exciting.

    Bombadil's lack of intervention is no more puzzling than Manwe's lack of intervention. There is a strong argument that Bombadil is Aule (and I agree). http://www.cas.unt.edu/~hargrove/bombadil.html

  119. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is done in the wrong order though.

    You read the Hobbit.

    You read the Lord of the Rings.

    You read the Silmarillion.

    Then you understand.

    Explaining the Silmarillion in the Hobbit is nonsense.

    The Necromancer is supposed to be enigmatic. Even Sauron in LotR is a pussy (historically). He was easily defeated by an elf-maid...

    And then you understand the incredible power than Galadriel must have... and Sauron.

  120. Re:Money grab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does everybody forget The Anihobbit, the part which binds them together and gives deeper purpose to the story? Not to mention Enter the Hobbit and The Path of Bilbo, which are less significant but still make valid contributions.

  121. Re:Money grab by nabsltd · · Score: 1

    If you've read the Silmarillion

    Nobody could read the Silmarillion until 22 years after LotR was published. I was one who read LotR in that time period, and Tom Bombadil was obviously ushered off by Tolkien for exactly the reason I stated...he was too powerful.

    Everything about the Tolkien mythos is about the the decline and fall of basically everything.

    Except Bombidil.

    The world is a dangerous place, the hobbits are fleeing from danger into danger, and they need help, and in the absence of Gandalf, Bombadil is the first helper after they've left the Shire. He's foreshadowing Aragorn's help, and later the Nine Walkers.

    And yet, all these are still there helping later in the books, while Bombidil is mentioned only once after he is offstage with the very reason he is mentioned being that Gandalf is upset that he's sitting on his backside and not using his powers to help. Bombidil was a deus ex machina as written, but could easily have been toned down to be a viable character who simply could only help in a limited enough capacity to get the hobbits past the Barrows.

    The primary reason that Bombadil wasn't in the movie is that his part in the LotR story is so small that it can easily be subsumed by actors/sets/locations that were already paid for. It's only because of other books that anybody thinks Bombadil is anything more than a nut who happens to help the hobbits. BTW, you really didn't want him in the movie, because I suspect that Robin Williams would have been the casting choice of management.

  122. Re:Money grab by Glothar · · Score: 1

    Remember Tom Bombadil?

    Unfortunately.

    Tom never fit in. He is the largest of a list of throwbacks to a different writing style (namely: the style used in The Hobbit) that end up turning into jarring inconsistencies in the book. Yeah, I know a lot of people love the mystery and like to speculate on how he was actually God (ie: Eru) and how the chapter set up the idea of Ents and Ringwraiths. That's fine, academically, but the reality is that it simply injected confusion and nonsense into the narrative. The Hobbit fed on things like this, proving that the world was a strange and sometimes deceptively powerful place. But the rest of LoTR doesn't continue this. Yes, the world has powerful things in it... and the story is about those powerful things striving against each other.

    Tossing in an omnicient, omnipresent, and omnipotent weirdo who defeats trees with prose doesn't strengthen the book. However, it seems it was left in because it introduced a larger world to readers who had not read The Hobbit.