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Math Says Conspiracies Are Prone To Unravel (bbc.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Who doesn't love a good conspiracy theory? Well, I don't — they're usually annoying daydreams from annoying people. Fortunately, an Oxford mathematician seems to feel the same way. Dr. David Grimes just published research in PLOS One establishing a formula for determining the likelihood of a failed conspiracy — in other words, how likely some of its participants are to spill the beans. There are three main factors: number of conspirators, the amount of time passed since it started, and how often we can expect conspiracies to intrinsically fail (a value he derived by studying actual conspiracies that were exposed). From the article: "He then applied his equation to four famous conspiracy theories: The belief that the Moon landing was faked, the belief that climate change is a fraud, the belief that vaccines cause autism, and the belief that pharmaceutical companies have suppressed a cure for cancer. Dr. Grimes's analysis suggests that if these four conspiracies were real, most are very likely to have been revealed as such by now. Specifically, the Moon landing 'hoax' would have been revealed in 3.7 years, the climate change 'fraud' in 3.7 to 26.8 years, the vaccine-autism 'conspiracy' in 3.2 to 34.8 years, and the cancer 'conspiracy' in 3.2 years."

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  1. pick your poison by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    and deny its effects

  2. I have a simpler method ... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its a fake conspiracy theory when my nephew believes it. 100% accuracy within 5 seconds.

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    1. Re: I have a simpler method ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Does the propensity of the public to care count? E.g., it's pretty clear that Israel is in control of US foreign policy at least to fine extent, but nobody seems to give a shit.

    2. Re:I have a simpler method ... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 0

      Its a fake conspiracy theory when my nephew believes it. 100% accuracy within 5 seconds.

      While I think many conspiracies are pretty easily set aside in short order (lizard people, ancient aliens, etc.), the sad fact is that the way the U.S. government operates, I have to take a moment to consider them. While I don't think 9/11 was an inside job, I also don't consider it beyond the pale for the U.S. government to pull it's own Reichstag Fire. Didn't Rahm Emanuel say "You never want a serious crisis go to waste?"

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    3. Re:I have a simpler method ... by Longjmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its a fake conspiracy theory when my nephew believes it. 100% accuracy within 5 seconds.

      Hm. "5, Insightful". Seems like quite a few slashdotters know your nephew.
      However, a "5, Interesting" would mean a bunch of slashdotters would like to know your nephew.

      Don't know which scares me more ;-)

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    4. Re:I have a simpler method ... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      While I don't think 9/11 was an inside job, I also don't consider it beyond the pale for the U.S. government to pull it's own Reichstag Fire. [wikipedia.org] Didn't Rahm Emanuel say "You never want a serious crisis go to waste?"

      That was pretty slick how you managed to imply that Rahm Emanuel was behind 9/11.

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    5. Re:I have a simpler method ... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seems like quite a few slashdotters know your nephew.

      Her nephew is Alex Jones.

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    6. Re:I have a simpler method ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      United Fascist Front

      The thug underclasses which pollute our culture must be eradicated and reeducated. No more will the hard working subsidize the thug's murderous lifestyle. No more will moral society lend a hand to the thug.

      The thugs of this country and the world will be steamrolled out of existence and out of their ashes a new Fascist state will emerge. Efficiency at the detriment of the thug, we will rise as the one world power.

      Once in power, the one fascist party will set up reeducation camps around the country for the would-be thug. They will be rounded up and put to use.

      Those with the best hope will be properly reeducated as productive members of society. Those too indoctrinated into thug culture will be put to work and eventually liquified.

      Our estimates state that we will be able to run our empire's power infrastructure for 30 years by anticipated undesirable thugs.

      From Boston, New York, Los Angeles, to elsewhere the thug will be rounded up with no where to hide.

      Join the cause join the fascists.

      Society's advancement will stand on top of the bones of the weak.

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    7. Re: I have a simpler method ... by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Israel *isn't* in control of US policy. There are simply a lot of people in the US government who are sympathetic to Israel and take its side. There is a difference, mostly because when push comes to shove, Israel isn't going to get its way if the US government gets a higher priority.

      The fact is, Israel is more or less a modern democracy that plays by Western rules and has been continuously under attack by groups that were very easily labelled as terrorists. That plays pretty well to the US population.

      Certainly, Israel has employs some very questionable tactics to maintain a Jewish state, but is generally admired for not allowing themselves to be pushed around by their neighbors. And their neighbors have certainly tried to push them around. You don't need to be a "captive" of the Israeli government to see their side of it.

      Obviously, both sides need to move away from the posturing and violence to make real progress.

      Unfortunately, there is a lot of political profit for those in the region for keeping this battle going... on both sides. Once the Palestinians and Israelis can make real progress, certain segments of the Israeli population will find themselves without the state of siege that they have been using to justify their program of maintaining settlements. There are also some demographic issues were maintaining a Jewish majority state will be more difficult.

      And the Arab and other Muslim governments are going to lose their unifying scapegoat which keeps their populations from fully realizing what kind of crappy governments that they've been tolerating.

    8. Re: I have a simpler method ... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Once the Palestinians and Israelis can make real progress,

      Oh so much more than that has to happen. Basically the problem is everyone hates the Palestinians and they're utterly fucked. I'm not talking about just Israel here. Go read about the treatment the get in their refugee camps in the surrounding countries like Lebanon and Jordan too.

      Everyone loves to beat on the Palestinians and the problem is much bigger than just Israel now. Does that mean they've not done some incredibly stupid and incredibly bad things? No of course they have. But if you also keep a bunch of people in incredibly shitty refugee camps for generations with no education you get a bunch of terrorists.

      No one, not Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, or any of the others (possible exception of Syria[*]) want a bunch of extremists trotting off to join Daesh. It's been about 40 years since this was just an Isreal/Palestine problem.

      [*]Syria because it's looking like Assad released a bunch of Deash people he had in prison. Yes, they're mortal enemies but the current theory seems to be that he figured that he was going to get deposed (his life expectancy is not long if that happens) unless there was something worse than him to worry about in the region. While Deash keeps being worse as long as they don't overrun him he's relatively safe.

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    9. Re: I have a simpler method ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Certainly, Israel has employs some very questionable tactics to maintain a Jewish state, but is generally admired for not allowing themselves to be pushed around by their neighbors.

      It's more about the push into their neighbours' territory. Their borders are slowly expanding, taking away land that belongs to other people. It's understandable that those people would be upset, and are generally admired for resisting their pushy neighbour as best the can in the face of a much stronger enemy.

      See, it really isn't as simple as Israel defending itself. There is a lot of blame on both sides, but ultimately you can't really expect one country to annex another's land and it just be accepted.

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    10. Re: I have a simpler method ... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      "The borders are slowly expanding"? The borders expanded once, when they took the Golan Heights, West Bank and the Sinai in 1967. They haven't expanded since then. In fact, they gave the Sinai back.

    11. Re: I have a simpler method ... by Greystripe · · Score: 2

      You realize that Israel annexed those lands from countries that attacked them? So yes at its root it is as simple as Israel defending itself.

    12. Re: I have a simpler method ... by Sique · · Score: 2

      Actually, there is a difference between occupying a territory and annecting it. And Israel makes sure that it never fully defines which of which it actually does. Because if they are just occupying, any settlements built after the occupation would be illegal. If they are annecting, then any person living in the annected territory would be entitled to full citizen rights. Israel is dancing a fine line between annecting and occupying, the settlements are somehow built on land which belongs to Erez Israel since ages, while the towns and villages of the palestinians are just occupied.

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    13. Re:I have a simpler method ... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      That was pretty slick how you managed to imply that Rahm Emanuel was behind 9/11.

      Um, it would take a special sort of twisted logic to say that I implied anything of the sort. My point was that while the government doesn't necessarily want tragedies to happen, they're more than happy to exploit the F.U.D. that comes in the aftermath.

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    14. Re: I have a simpler method ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, you have got be kidding me.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asGvjbfIASA

      Is that good enough for you? What more evidence do you need that Israel IS in control of U.S. policy?

    15. Re: I have a simpler method ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Israel is certainly not in control of the US foreign policy right now. Otherwise Iran wouldn't be in the process of becoming a nuclear power and Israel wouldn't be asked to refrain from responding to the spate of stabbings by Palestinians.

    16. Re:I have a simpler method ... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Operation Northwoods disagrees with you.

  3. hey math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to tell us something we don't already know. Okay, math?

  4. I pause before saying causation by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Pick your motivation. Protection of family, life-changing wealth, to obtain a cure for a disease-ridden child, or even, no problem, I'm a sociopath....Think of it like this: if you had to do a crime, how many people would you involve unnecessarily?

    That's right, a big fat zero. You know who keeps a secret? Of course not, that person has never told you anything.

    A conspiracy's success is diminished inversely proportionate to the number of its' participants and the time of execution.

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    1. Re:I pause before saying causation by crow_t_robot · · Score: 2

      "Three can keep a secret if two are dead."

      Frank shit in the bed.

    2. Re:I pause before saying causation by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      And yet, the global-scale sock heist conspiracy remains at large.

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    3. Re:I pause before saying causation by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Though their cleverness forever renders them above suspicion, I suspect the washing & drying appliances are complicit.

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    4. Re:I pause before saying causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a related effect that seems to be ignored as well. The probability of a person leaking is treated as a constant. However, when leaking anonymously the chances of getting caught greatly diminish as more people could have been the leak. Would you dare to leak if you're one of 3 suspects? And if you're one in a thousand?

      The effect amplifies the chance of a large group leaking a secret, and diminishes the chance of a small group leaking, when leaking has a risk of being be punished.

    5. Re:I pause before saying causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no! The washing & drying appliances are pawns, passive participants in the conspiracy.

      It's all caused by Big Detergent, I tell you! Lift the lid on the sock conspiracy! The truth is out there!!!

  5. This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

    What about conspiracies with systematic plausible deniability in the acts of consensus? For example, if pharmaceutical companies have suppressed a cure for cancer would that necessitate an explicit admission of the conspiracy even between conspirators? If not, then how exactly would the conspiracy be vulnerable to leakage?

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    1. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Rei · · Score: 1

      Then they're not conspirators, they're unwitting dupes.

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    2. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Because there would be hundreds of thousands of people in the know on this. Any one of them can leak it. Are all of them bound by a pact of evil to never reveal what they know?

    3. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 2

      For a leak to occur, there has to be a conscious knowledge of explicit facts to leak. It's possible to make decisions by a tacit process, with nefarious motivations, hidden even to the deciding agent by post hoc rationalizations that depict a more benign justification for the decisions.

      These processes of self-delusion happen throughout each day for most people. Without ever explicitly discussing the nefarious aspects of a decision, a would be defector has no concrete facts to point to. If for some reason two parties align their actions to mutually benefit at the expense of others by these tacit decision processes, then it could be argued that they are conspiring without explicitly saying so.

      The key point that remains is to establish how exactly two parties would reach an accord in this way, without explicitly setting terms or strategy. One possibility is simply leveraging the capacity to recognize that another party is already using a concordant strategy, and simply taking actions to directly or indirectly support their use of this strategy at the expense of others, without explicitly saying so to them or anyone else.

      It's basically acting on mutual exploitative interests within a game-theoretic attractor space, while avoiding the risks of doing so explicitly. Most of you won't be convinced until I can proffer some more concrete examples, however. Which is exactly one good reason such tacit conspiracies can resist exposure.

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    4. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      And if your so called "unwitting dupes" are both the beneficiaries of and responsible agents for the acts of conspiracy? Humans make most decisions without explicit deliberation, let alone explicit communication, of their aims and means.

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    5. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      That really depends on the details, doesn't it? How exactly would hundreds and thousands or people know about this? People know only what they are told, what they witness directly, and what they can infer and deduce from these direct sources.

      If I were a pharm exec choosing which studies to support, there are many factors I would have to weigh in my decisions. A tacit bias towards non-curative medications is plausibly more profitable, and I don't need to tell anyone that I can see this, nor does anyone have to tell me. If asked about why I chose one substance to support over another, there should be bountiful plethoras of plausible excuses at my fingertips. My colleagues who would also profit from the smokescreen will find their own reasons and excuses for going right along with it. We need never say we are doing this.

      I'm not accusing anyone. I have no specific situational factual knowledge to act on. I'm just pointing out possible features in the game-theoretic landscape, and how not all collusions need be explicit, nor vulnerable to defection in the same way as explicit collusions would be. Those who get this should have a competitive advantage in more safely profiting from nefarious and exploitative choices.

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    6. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by narcc · · Score: 2

      Let's say we have a true conspiracy that involves hundreds of thousands of people. Should such a conspiracy be revealed, even by a few hundred of the conspirators, why would anyone believe them? After all, such a conspiracy would involve hundreds of thousands of people. They're just a bunch of attention seekers and conspiracy nuts. If it were true, it would have been revealed by now ...

      All of the conspiracies listed in the summary, conspiracy theorists would say have been revealed, after all. Like JFK, 9/11 inside job, and the moon landing the conspiracy theorists come out very quickly -- a lot faster than even the shortest times listed in the summary.

      It's not enough that a conspiracy be revealed, it must also be generally believed to be true. Just about any evidence can be explained away, after all. Equally, we can very easily give undue weight to flimsy evidence. It's entirely possible that we believe false conspiracies on flimsy evidence, and deny true conspiracies with solid evidence.

    7. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That's now how the math was done. It required one person to reveal, even inadvertently, that there was a conspiracy. It doesn't assume that it was all blown wide open with the public convinced of the conspiracy either. It took just Edward Snowden to open the doors on a conspiracy involved tens of thousands of people (the conspiracy kept in place by laws forbidding disclosure of classified materials). Much of the general population already believed that there was a conspiracy involved with the NSA, there just had been no supporting evidence for it. By its very actions after the disclosure the NSA effectively confirmed that Snowden was not just making things up.

      A conspiracy theorist of course shows up quickly, but this is not a disclosure of the conspiracy. After all quite a large number of the general population believed that the NSA was snooping on its own citizens, but there was no supporting evidence for it. And the NSAs own actions after the Snowden revelations effectively confirmed that Snowden was not just making things up. That's vastly different than some kooks living in an Airstream trailer with a newsletter.

    8. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No one creates a cure for cancer on their own. Lots of people have to be involved, there would be years of lab work, the data has to be gathered from studies to prove effectiveness, and so forth. The CEO could try to keep it hush hush but there would be too many people around who would have to know there was such cure either present or at the stage of trials. The CEO could demand that all records be retrieved and hidden, but the people doing the retrieving and hiding are now in the know also. You can hide studies but you can't make people forget that they worked on those studies.

      The model used in this math does actually assume that all conspirators are intent on keeping the secret in the first place, rather than there being some internal good guy who wants to blow the whistle. Whereas in this case most of those conspirators would have an interest in getting that secret out. Sure you can pay them off, but even that is hard to keep secret because now you've got stockholders wondering where all that money went and such payments do not provide guarantees of silence.

    9. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      What about conspiracies with systematic plausible deniability in the acts of consensus? For example, if pharmaceutical companies have suppressed a cure for cancer would that necessitate an explicit admission of the conspiracy even between conspirators? If not, then how exactly would the conspiracy be vulnerable to leakage?

      It is really really hard to have a conspiracy on that level. You're going to have hints from somewhere, usually earlier research. Science doesn't happen in a vacuum., and tends toward increment.

      Another problem is - in a competitive environment - you're going ot have to argue that none of the companies want to make any money off ther new treatment. Even if company A, B, and C collude, company D can swoop in and make a killing.

      Because Every company would have to know all of the aspects of producing your wonder drug, all would have to not want to make money in a competitive business where not all the companies have identical offerings.

      But hey, a true conspiracy theorist is unshakable in their conspiracy theories.

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    10. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      And if your so called "unwitting dupes" are both the beneficiaries of and responsible agents for the acts of conspiracy? Humans make most decisions without explicit deliberation, let alone explicit communication, of their aims and means.

      Got a live one, we does! Let me guess - you haunt the kookier sections of Youtube.

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    11. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      That really depends on the details, doesn't it? How exactly would hundreds and thousands or people know about this? People know only what they are told, what they witness directly, and what they can infer and deduce from these direct sources.

      All of that secret research, and none of us or any other researcher can see it. I can see why you are a conspiracist, because you don't know how science and biology works.

      Damn bilderburgers and Vril hotties anyhow! Poisoning white people with Jet Contrails and Floride (did you know that it increases the intelligence of everyone but god fearing white people? Vaccines poisoning our children and suppressed prepetual motion machines that could make all humankind free of worry, the Earth is going to blow up because there is something wrong with the core and NASA never went to the moon and are engaged in the Kenyan Army's plot to take over the world, andand everything else that we believe in is wrong.

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    12. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion. That is all I have to say. Self-perpetuating conspiracies do exist and they generally use memes to propagate.

    13. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Let me guess - you haunt the kookier sections of Youtube.

      Jet fuel can't melt logic.

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    14. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by the+gnat · · Score: 1

      If I were a pharm exec choosing which studies to support, there are many factors I would have to weigh in my decisions. A tacit bias towards non-curative medications is plausibly more profitable

      This may make sense to a layman, but it completely misunderstands how the pharma business works. The vast majority of any research efforts they undertake, no matter what the goal, will crash and burn, some of them very expensively. Obviously the companies decide what to target based on likely profitability, but deciding not to pursue a promising possible cure because it might not make as much money as another promising lead that is merely a long-term palliative is absolutely batshit insane, because they have no idea which one is going to survive clinical trials.

      The more general problem, of course, is that curing most diseases outright, and especially cancer, is often extremely difficult to do without killing the host, so it's not like there are many magic "cures" hidden away anyway. A truly comprehensive approach will probably require decades of further advances in biotechnology and our understanding of disease mechanisms before any pharma exec would even think of sinking money into trying to "cure cancer" outright.

    15. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      Plus, it's not like "cancer" is a singular "disease", it's not like glaucoma or arthritis. There are multiple ways of getting cancer, multiple genes, DNA and RNA, etc. There will never be a cure that can cure "cancer" in general, just like there is no cure for the common cold which is actually several different viral diseases with similar symptoms.

    16. Re: This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the relationship between shareholders and CEOs; be ruthless and make money above all else as my proxy, you shall suffer all the negative publicity if evil doing is exposed but be richly rewarded regardless.

    17. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      No one creates a cure for cancer on their own. Lots of people have to be involved, there would be years of lab work, the data has to be gathered from studies to prove effectiveness, and so forth.

      Here you assume the proposed conspiracy is that of the research being suppressed after being conducted. That may be the typical scenario purported by conspiracy theorists, and it seems we can agree it doesn't make much sense.

      As a hypothetical pharm exec with a motive to suppress curative results, presumably in the interests of profitably medicating chronic conditions over a lifetime instead, why would you bother funding undesirable (to your bottom line) lines of research in the first place?

      The hypothetical I proposed is rather that of not funding (much) curative research in the first place. Suppressing research results would indeed be an implausibly difficult mess in many or most cases. Instead, you systematically focus funding and organizational support on the more profitable endeavors of creating medications that treat symptoms over a lifetime of chronic illness. This way, instead of absurdly wasting efforts and funds producing and then suppressing curative research results, you just don't produce it in the first place. After all, you're the exec, and you get to to decide what to fund.

      I don't promote this viewpoint as dogma. I simply play the devil's advocate.

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    18. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      Nice straw man + ad hominem combo.

      You don't know me.

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    19. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      Thank you for posting a cogent and sensible reply, which honestly critiques the actual scenario proposed in my earlier comment. That's refreshing.

      I also agree with you, as far as that goes. I don't personally believe that pharmaceutical companies are trying to suppress cancer cures. In fact, I'm delighted at the visible progress researchers have made along the lines to cure cancer, and am pretty hopeful that we'll see a broadening availability of powerful and precise curative treatments for a great diversity of cancers in the near term.

      On the other hand, your comment doesn't address the principle I was trying to illustrate, that conspiracy and collusion can happen in a tacit form, which is consequently resistant to exposure by defection. This is my fault for lazily proposing such a weak example. I'll have to think through a better one if I actually care to progress the dialogue on this topic.

      Cheers!

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    20. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      Nice ad hominem + straw man fallacy combo.

      You presume specificity where I presented ambiguity, arguing against a scenario that you mostly created in your own imagination to flesh out my words. And you don't know me, but presume to label me. Real strong logic there.

      I play the devil's advocate, and my (admittedly weak _and_ vague) example is not something I believe. It's just an illustrative example I should have spent more time selecting a more suitable alternative for.

      The real point I wanted to make stands on its own merits, independent from the the strength of the poor example I so hastily suggested. And that is that not all conspiracy requires explicit collusion. Sometimes we conspire improvisationally, operating on tacit shared understandings, without leaving a trail of conversational exchanges to report on.

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    21. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Sique · · Score: 1
      It's often just a question of creation vs. evolution. Why does some development go into one direction instead of another one? Is there some conspiracy going on, or is it just a natural course of events in which the circumstances define the most likely behaviour of the acting persons?

      For instance, is there some cabal going on to lower wages, reduce workforce and erode the middle class? Is a company leader required to appear before a secret board of conspirators where he has to sign in blood his commitment to the goals of the conspiracy? Or is it just that companies which don't lower wages and reduce workforce will be bought by the competing companies which do, and which then reduce the workforce and lower the wages for the remaining employes?

      We like to see someone being responsible for our (perceived or real) misery, and thus we often try to find someone who intentionally acted against our interest to put us there. And if we can't find them, or if the persons we find are not the ones we suspected, we like to explain the difference between our expectations and the perceived reality with a conspiracy which has the goal and the means to taint our perception. In general, this is a healthy way of looking at things. There are real conspiracies going on all the time (and be it just the conspiracy of our friends organizing a surprise party for our birthday). And our perception is easily misled. But there is always Ockham's Razor: If we have to invent more and more entities to maintain our conspiracy theory to explain the course of events, there has to be a point when we have to accept that our theory might not be the best possible explanation. In most cases, the course of events really was about the way it got reported, and most omissions, false reports and misleading statements are just innocuous human errors.

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    22. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by DreamingEye · · Score: 1

      Very nice.

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    23. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well this math would say that some pharmaceutical company or another would have spilled the beans on it and started producing it. you see, that kind of conspiracy would involve tens of thousands by now if it had been hatched up in the sixties or whatever. millions if the pharma companies had been on it since early 1900s. AND they would have had to have world powers that were in war to have been on the conspiracy too.

      if on the other hand the conspiracy was that one or two doctors have the cure then yeah, maybe they could keep the secret, but the traditional pharmaceutical conspiracy includes them suppressing any second discovery about that. same goes for free electricity devices and such.

      sure, if say 7 researchers knew of the cure.. maybe you could keep it as a secret, but if a million pharmacists knew of it then no, you couldn't keep it a secret for a minute.

      however there's plenty of people willing to "fake" expose such non existing conspiracies, in order to sell you snake oil and do just what they're blaming big pharma of. 100% of the time.

      the conspiracy of course is then those million small conspiracies of people selling you herbal supplements that they know will not cure cancer.

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    24. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That was not an ad hominem. Yes, it wasn't particularly polite, but he addressed your claim on its own merits. You clearly don't have a very full understanding of precisely how much work would go in to such a thing, like how many people across different companies and institutions in various countries would be involved. That one simple answer sheds a lot of light on your claims, and it doesn't help them one bit.

    25. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Greystripe · · Score: 1

      Actually if a pharm company had come up with a cure then changed the numbers on the trials to show it was an expensive failure not many other researchers would attempt that particular cure.

    26. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      After all quite a large number of the general population believed that the NSA was snooping on its own citizens, but there was no supporting evidence for it.

      I'd say there was no direct evidence, but plenty of circumstantial evidence including historical disclosures of obseleted wiretapping programs. It was really a thought-experiment how deeply everything was being tracked, not the mere fact of the tracking.

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    27. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You don't know me.

      Can't say as that upsets me very much.

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    28. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      That was not an ad hominem. Yes, it wasn't particularly polite,

      Some day's I'm like that. My bad.

      but he addressed your claim on its own merits. You clearly don't have a very full understanding of precisely how much work would go in to such a thing, like how many people across different companies and institutions in various countries would be involved. That one simple answer sheds a lot of light on your claims, and it doesn't help them one bit.

      Okay, let me try to addresss the issue in a way that won't trigger anyone.

      Science - and biology is a big part of science - has a lot of research going on all of the time. Most all of it is documented in publicly available reports. So what we have is not quite a level playing field, but the basic information is there for different researchers and companies to work on.

      Now why does this happen? Interestingly enough, one of the drivers of this open info concept is saving money. If everyone is being hush hush, you'll get a lot of money wasted re-inventing the wheel. So in the interest of progress, they share data, and try to improve on it. If a particular company finds a new way to adapt the research into a valuable drug, they then patent it, and until it runs out, they profit from it.

      side note - one issue that comes up from time to time is small incremental changes to re-patent drugs, and where those changes are made simply for making a profit. That isn't a conspiracy, but a loophole, and is no secret.

      So now we have to try to make a conspiracy of hiding a cure from the public.

      One of the first problems that we have is of course based on a pahrma company finding a cure that it wants to hide. This would fly in teh face of the profit incentive. Theree might be arguments about generation of good will.

      Since generally the research is published, in order to form the conspiracy, the discovering company would have to not publish any of this research.

      But next, they would have to meet with all of the other Pharma companies to share the research that they did not publish on a miracle drug they did not patent. There would be an inherent danger in this, because they would be sharing data and processes that are not protected by patents, which any of the other companies could then steal.

      So it would require every single pharma company to have an identical outlook, that they would rather sit on a drug that could make them millions and generate a lot of positive buzz and goodwill.

      It would take every single researcher involved to have an identical attitude, where they might be a looking at a Nobel prize, they choose instead to keep a serious advance in medicine a secret. The researcher and team would have to have the same attitude as whoever decided to keep a miracle cure, secret.

      Finally, what is the profit margin on a drug that isn't ever sold? Sorry if that triggers anyone - I really cannot find a more polite way to put it.

      It's like most conspiracy theories, when reduced to basics, they simply don't hold up. This one tends to violate both the research models, the patent models, the profit motive and the public accolades motive of individuals.

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    29. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Nice ad hominem + straw man fallacy combo.

      You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

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    30. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Well, "finding a cure for cancer and suppressing it" and "not looking much for a cure for cancer" are two very different things. The second one is more plausible, although possibly not actually very profitable (since cancer cures could certainly cost a lot, and you don't make much if they die in a year anyways). If you don't do all that research, you'll never know if it's a cure for cancer anyway.

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    31. Re:This model excludes tacit conspiracies by Dr.Boje · · Score: 1

      I actually have an anecdote to the point you're making here... One of my friends used to have a game night at his house once a week and one of the games we used to play was called Carcassonne. I won't get into the details of the game (you'd be better off looking it up yourself anyway; it's been so long since I played I don't exactly remember all the rules), but basically it's a strategy game where each player takes turns to lay a tile down to form the game world. You want to control contiguous parts of the world via little player pieces you can set on the tiles, so tile placement is critical.

      On this particular evening, three of us were playing. It was near the end of the game and the host was one tile away from winning. While neither myself or the other player really needed that tile, it was beneficial to both of us to block the host from being able to put something there (although it needed to be the exact right tile). In essence, he and I were conspiring/colluding to prevent the host from locking up that last tile and winning the game... EVEN THOUGH we never explicitly said anything or made any agreements whatsoever. It just happened to be in both of our best interests in terms of winning the game. So, eventually one of us got to block him and he ended up getting mad and accused us both of purposely working together (he later chilled out and apologized). I found it amusing as I had never encountered a scenario like this before (and have yet to encounter one again).

  6. Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When those who would have revealed a conspiracy have "accidents" which result in their death, then the conspiracy can remain questionable for an indefinite period.

    Anyone who doubts such "accidents" occur should search on "Karen Silkwood".

    1. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Rei · · Score: 1

      So in the examples above, have, say, there been mass-scale inexplicable deaths among the vast numbers of NASA employees, drug manufacturers, climatologists and vaccine/autism researchers?

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    2. Re: Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also check out Raymond Lemme.

    3. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      If one person dies, it still leaves behind the other people who know of the conspiracy.
      Of course, some conspiracies are easier to keep quiet about. If you have say 5 people who have any knowledge or evidence of the conspiracy then they can keep quiet until they all die pretty easily. If there are 5000 people who know of the conspiracy then it's much more difficult, probabilistically, to have all of them take the secret to their grave. Thus the likelihood that no one has spilled the beans on a fake moon landing is extremely small, but the likelihood that three people who worked together to have someone assassinated can keep that secret is very high.

    4. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by murdocj · · Score: 1

      The problem with one person "accidentally" dying is that now you have everyone that they know interested. Not to mention the killer and the people that the killer associates with.

      Look up Macbeth if you want an example.

    5. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in the examples above, have, say, there been mass-scale inexplicable deaths among the vast numbers of NASA employees, drug manufacturers, climatologists and vaccine/autism researchers?

      It is obvious to any reader of reasonable intelligence that I made no implication that suspicious deaths have occurred relative to every possible conspiracy.

      What I wrote stated that the possibility of suppressing the truth exists when those who would reveal the truth end up dead. An intelligent person
      ( this obviously doesn't include you ) must and will examine each possible conspiracy theory on an individual basis.

    6. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there are 5000 people who know of the conspiracy then it's much more difficult, probabilistically, to have all of them take the secret to their grave. Thus the likelihood that no one has spilled the beans on a fake moon landing is extremely small, but the likelihood that three people who worked together to have someone assassinated can keep that secret is very high.

      If there was a Nobel Prize awarded for making a tedious explanation of the painfully obvious, you'd surely be in contention.

    7. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with one person "accidentally" dying is that now you have everyone that they know interested. Not to mention the killer and the people that the killer associates with.

      Look up Macbeth if you want an example.

      Google "Litvinenko" if you want a far better real world example.

      See the difference ? Macbeth was a play, no real worries for you there, because it's just a story.

      But do you want to piss off Putin ?

      I didn't think so.

    8. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "Gerald Bull" for an example where our great friends the Israelis did the same thing.

    9. Re: Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus killing is not required - the effective threat is required.

    10. Re: Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except if everyone involved in the conspiracy was guaranteed that exposure of the conspiracy would result in the rape, torture and death of their families - covered up in an automobile or aircraft accident. Like the Kennedys.

    11. Re: Grimes forgot one detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need killers who can keep quiet? That's what the Secret Service is for.

    12. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by Rei · · Score: 1

      Exactly what real-world conspiracies do you think he was studying where this threat didn't exist?

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    13. Re:Grimes forgot one detail by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If there are 5000 people who know of the conspiracy then it's much more difficult, probabilistically, to have all of them take the secret to their grave. Thus the likelihood that no one has spilled the beans on a fake moon landing is extremely small, but the likelihood that three people who worked together to have someone assassinated can keep that secret is very high.

      If there was a Nobel Prize awarded for making a tedious explanation of the painfully obvious, you'd surely be in contention.

      Not while Bennet Haselton is still alive.

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  7. Prone to unravel? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, that's what THEY want you to believe!
    You guys ain't foolin' anyone, I know the truth!

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  8. how often we can expect conspiracies fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a value he derived by studying actual conspiracies that were exposed

    How does he know how many conspiracies were never exposed? That number is by definition unknowable, and so his analysis is garbage.

    1. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The math is there, you can look it up and read it. Sure there are some assumptions but they're not based on the number of expected conspiracies out there.

    2. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by kamapuaa · · Score: 1

      Well they are based on conspiracies that were proven to be untrue. Presumably, conspiracies that were never uncovered aren't factored into his equations. It could be that the vast majority of conspiracies "work," and stay secret forever.

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    3. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The math was based on conspiracies that were proven to be true. The PRISM program at the NSA revealed by Snowden, the Tuskeegee syphillis experiments, and the FBI hiding the fact that it's forensic analysis was faulty.

      But this sounds like you didn't read the article or the paper. He didn't say he had proven anything. It was a mathematical model based on things we do know. I know slashdot doesn't like to read the articles, but for this particular story there seems to be an abundance of commenters proclaiming that they don't believe any of it without even knowing what "it" is because they haven't read it.

      He did not do any analysis on the likelihood that an unknown conspiracy would have been revealed, because... um, it's an unknown conspiracy. He did give numbers on 4 known conspiracy theories though and the numbers seem plausible. He gives no guesses whatsoever about the number of total conspiracies undiscovered or otherwise.

    4. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by bheerssen · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by robi5 · · Score: 1

      You can't make a conclusion about mean or average _excess_ speed, or prevalence of speeding on highways just by working with the population of all the measured drivers and the caught drivers. For there is a subgroup of drivers who successfully evade such measurements, e.g. by featuring radar-detection tools, obtaining info about speed detector locations, having the connection to erase records, favoring unmetered places or times etc. You can establish lower _bounds_ on speeding behavior but the _real_ numbers can be vastly different (e.g. some large multiple of the lower bounds, might be a small increment, or potentially some order of magnitude).

      The GP's point is that, since conspiracies never uncovered weren't (and obviously couldn't) be included in the study, the whole exercise attempts to give the lowest bounds on how long it may take to have a conspiracy unravel. For example, take the climate change example from the study. Its higher range is 26.8 years. If, however, lots of conspiracies are never uncovered, then it means that, were they to be uncovered and included in the study, the number of years would probably become much larger. So we have an already pretty comfy 26.8 years for a conspiracy - a time span enough for the original conspirators to achieve their purpose, go through their productive lives till retirement and be comfortable, not to mention a lot of crimes aren't punishable after some number of years - and it is feasible that it's just a lower bound (again, because the hypothetical inclusion of uncovered conspiracies would imply reduced chance of finding out).

      Yes, one can say that 'sure but working with the numbers of proven cases can still be representative'. Not really, because it's a _model_, and nobody proved this model, moreover, there may be systematic factors that separate successful and unsuccessful conspiracies which, in terms of metrics, would have the same input and output numbers in this specific study.

      As an example, think of a group of 5 with small children vs. hardened criminals. It's more likely that the former group will not keep a secret for a day and the latter may stick to their wows forever. Same model, huge difference. So unfortunately this study is actually optimistic, because the stronger the reason for maintaining secrecy, the more likely it is that politicians, secret services, military and other, more resilient actors make up the conspiracy, and more likely that good planning went into keeping secrets within a small group (mafia organizations practice this art since forever). So as we move toward the more and more interesting and relevant conspiracies, so decreases the reliability of the proposed model.

      I believe we can safely say that a conspiracy that stays secret for 4-27 years based on a small sample size study that obviously couldn't factor in uncovered conspiracies, it's not only believers of conspiracy theories who conclude that 'yeah, numbers support the sentiment that there can be vast conspiracies that go undetected during my lifetime, but for sure there's a large likelihood that a good number of conspiracies on crucial matters must be going on all time'.

    6. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The study took into account the number of people in a conspiracy, not the number of conspiracies.

    7. Re:how often we can expect conspiracies fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't capable of inferring things, it would seem. It was a mathematical model based on things we know, when the whole premise of conspiracies is making sure we don't know them.

  9. Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    started talking about some of the fraud in the major AGW stories, I think that conspiracy has already unraveled.

    1. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because many of the studies were caught using fraudulent data doesn't mean all of them were.

    2. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the measured temperature increase isn't statistically valid doesn't mean we don't need to stop spewing out so much CO2.

    3. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We know CO2 is a greenhouse gas so even if we don't have the proof it is raising temperatures, we must still reduce emissions.

    4. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the EPA's new $715 million dollar police force will help make positive change happen.

    5. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And the fraudulent data was not wholesale invention of numbers either.

    6. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But as Bernie pointed out correctly, we're already seeing a massive increase in terrorism because of the Republican's climate change.

    7. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it was the President said a month ago, climate change is a bigger threat than terrorism. He has his priorities in the right place.

    8. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Climate change has killed millions while terrorism has only killed thousand.

    9. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Yep. We need to "uncover" a conspiracy by the terrorists to lower oil prices so more CO2 is produced, causing a sea rise that will inundate the evil USA. Then the Republicans will be racing each other to see who can be tougher on global warming.

    10. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The raw numbers were adjusted. They weren't made-up. Also, the raw numbers don't show the whole story which is why reasonable people object to them being released.

      When I took a graduate-level physics of the weather class we discussed why the US Navy's readings over water that show a cooling trend shouldn't be released. Too many ignorant people would use them as evidence against global warming.

    11. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by khallow · · Score: 1

      When I took a graduate-level physics of the weather class we discussed why the US Navy's readings over water that show a cooling trend shouldn't be released. Too many ignorant people would use them as evidence against global warming.

      Funny, how my graduate level physics courses never pretended hiding evidence was a moral good.

    12. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      So you think it is reasonable that scientific researchers are denied raw data making it impossible to replicate findings? You think it is alright to conspire to hide the truth because some people are ignorant? How do you expect verification without replication? Why do you fear the truth being told if your arguments are sound?

    13. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the evidence is misleading, it should be suppressed.

    14. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Please, name a single life lost to climate change.

    15. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the raw data, like the numbers recently released from a NASA satellite show cooling, then they should be repressed. We already have proof that people will misuse them.

    16. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Politicians have already proven they'll misuse those numbers so we shouldn't give them to them.

    17. Re:Considering some scientists have already... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      started talking about some of the fraud in the major AGW stories, I think that conspiracy has already unraveled.

      Cites? References? I'll look all of them up I promise.

      Or were you just showing smarts by posting as a coward?

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    18. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Bernie pointed out, people are dying in Europe because people in Syria had to flee because of global warming. Just this month, the President made a speech that talked about how global warming is more of a threat to world peace than terrorism.

    19. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reasonable people educate themselves before taking strident positions on things they're ignorant of. There are no "reasonable" people when it comes to climate change deniers - only idealogues.

    20. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Nobody is dying in Europe, they are dying in a war in the Middle East. Syria is a drought prone region, climate change has nothing to do with the political crisis there.

    21. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the teapublican's global warming is making the drought worse.

    22. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Accordion+Noir · · Score: 1

      Not one single life will be lost to climate change. Similarly, local weather doesn't accurately reflect change on a global scale. Climate change whenever it happens and for whatever reason seems likely to kill many, many people for many reasons. Drought, disease, war, flooding, heat, cold, hunger, etc. Such things have killed hundreds of millions of people in the past, we may just be speeding on the next example.

      When we look back in 100 years we may well be able to map out quite a number of single lives lost, it will take time.

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    23. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but who gets to decide what is misleading? It's a complex system, anyone who thinks outlier data should dramaticly affect theories should look for and provide extraordinary proof. Anyone who believes that accurate data is irrelevant is thinking too small.

    24. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think this is a scientific approach, you have a very big problem and I hope (but I will probbaly be wrong, given it's /. here) you are not working in a technical field. And certainly not doing any scientific research....

    25. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Climate change is a bigger threat than terrorism -- which is more of a boogeyman than a major threat.

    26. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by Sique · · Score: 1

      Not one single life will be lost to climate change.

      That's like saying that knifes never kill people, it's the failure of vital organs after reduced oxygen and nutrition reaching them due to the lowered transport capacity of the blood system, which kills people.

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    27. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      http://daraint.org/climate-vul... Listing the extra lives lost who would not have died without climate change is, of course, impossible.

    28. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by khallow · · Score: 1

      But if the evidence is misleading, it should be suppressed.

      No. I know of no such case where that is a good idea. A classic example was the refusals to believe that large disasters didn't happen on a geological time scale because that would supposedly give credence to the Biblical flood story and similar religious kookery. It took a traveling conference along the Columbia river (in the US Northwest), showcasing large scale landforms associated with the repeated prehistorical draining (which created flooding hundreds of feet high all along the river downstream) of glacial lakes in western Montana.

      When the narrative becomes more important than the evidence, you no longer are doing science.

      Evidence is never misleading. It's only our interpretations of it that can mislead.

    29. Re: Considering some scientists have already... by khallow · · Score: 1

      If the raw data, like the numbers recently released from a NASA satellite show cooling

      Then the data shows cooling and models should hopefully have that taken into account.

      then they should be repressed. We already have proof that people will misuse them.

      Supressing evidence is a strong indication to me that you should be a burger-flipper not a scientist.

  10. Hmmm... seems to be intrinsically faulty by Derekloffin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The crucial value he is using how often do conspiracies fail, but then uses failed ones to measure the length of time. Isn't that kinda like asking how long until your car explodes, and only looking at cars that explode as your data. On top of that, looks like he is using only a same size of 3 to determine this metric making it even more questionable. While I applaud the effort, this doesn't seem to convincing.

    1. Re:Hmmm... seems to be intrinsically faulty by delt0r · · Score: 1

      How do you think insurance companies work out premiums? Probability of a flood based on how many times it flooded. What else would you use? The number of times you stubbed your toe?

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    2. Re:Hmmm... seems to be intrinsically faulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think insurance companies work out premiums? Probability of a flood based on how many times it flooded. What else would you use? The number of times you stubbed your toe?

      No, they just look at what their expenses are. There is no need to look into the particular details to set the premium. The desired profit plus the money payed out divided by the people paying for insurance sets the premium. Any other method might lead to a situation where the profit is too low.
      Sure, they factor in some other statistics but those are typically based on what could be easily measured.
      The age based car insurance is pretty rough. There are plenty of responsible teenagers and plenty of irresponsible older dudes.
      The insurance company doesn't care, they don't want to do an assessment of character, they want to slap on that easy to calculate premium and be done with it and age is easy to find out and easier to connect to statistics than what clothes the person wear or whatever else you can use to judge a character.

    3. Re:Hmmm... seems to be intrinsically faulty by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It has all the hallmarks of a conspiracy. Low sample size, unwarranted conclusions being drawn, apparent lack of understanding of the method he is using.

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    4. Re:Hmmm... seems to be intrinsically faulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the insurer only took into account years with floods in their predictive model they would incorrectly assume it will flood every year.

      This data only takes into account failed conspiracy, so naturally according to the data, all conspiracies fail. You can't really measure successful conspiracies as the nature of their success is that they remain unknown.

    5. Re:Hmmm... seems to be intrinsically faulty by delt0r · · Score: 1

      That is really not what they do.

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  11. missing factors? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    Not that I think any of those conspiracies are real. But I would have thought another critical factor would be the consequences for those involved. i.e. do they have threats to themselves or family hanging over their silence.

  12. not enough data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically you have to assume a number for undetected conspiracy... There is no information on the far end of the bell curve.

  13. A conspiracy about conspiracies by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    How can they extrapolate characteristics of non-discovered conspiracies from discovered conspiracies?

    Couldn't there be characteristics of non-discovered ones that are not present in discovered ones, such as Cadillac cover-up teams? The Yugo's and Chevy's get caught.

    I suppose they can extract the reveal rate between Yugo's and Chevy's up to the (unseen) Cadillacs, but maybe it's not linear, but would look linear at a small range and/or small sample.

    1. Re:A conspiracy about conspiracies by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Correction: "I suppose they can extrapolate the reveal rate between Yugo's and Chevy's up to the (unseen) Cadillacs..."

      And, by "non-linear" I mean it's possible, for example, that if your cover-up skills reach a certain threshold, then the conspiracy is likely to have a long life. You wouldn't discover this threshold in the known leaky conspiracies, which have poor cover-up teams/skills. You could only compare very bad to bad in the known set.

    2. Re:A conspiracy about conspiracies by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The math seems to be about the likelihood of someone spilling the beans. Thus the more conspirators the harder to keep the secret. Even posthumously (people do find letters or diaries revealing secrets after death). The best way to keep the secret is to keep the number of conspirators to a minimum. The most popular conspiracy theories on the other hand usually involve a huge number of people all trying to keep a secret from being exposed. Thus Yugo with a smaller number of employees would stand a better change of a coverup than Cadillac.

      His equation also assumed a best case scenario for the conspirators - they are all good at keeping secrets and there was no external investigation.

  14. Mass surveillance by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    What about the one where various three letter agencies are snooping on all of your communications. Who would believe that?

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    1. Re:Mass surveillance by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And this was exactly one of the existing exposed conspiracies that was used to develop the model. Specifically the PRISM program by the NSA.

    2. Re:Mass surveillance by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      And this was exactly one of the existing exposed conspiracies that was used to develop the model. Specifically the PRISM program by the NSA.

      People *used* to say it was all about people wearing tin foil hats. It turned out that if you actually know the truth and the truth hurts people, then they would prefer to stay ignorant and happy.

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    3. Re:Mass surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Few people care for the truth. Nor do they have any confidence that it is better to believe what is true than what is false. In a great number of cases, the truth is sad and psychologically debilitating. That most people prefer ignorance to existential misery isn't surprising, but it is yet another sad truth.

  15. and yet by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Customs like the thin blue line or country club membership committees or lynching hoods do perpetuate for decades.

    1. Re:and yet by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      These aren't exactly secret conspiracies. They're widely known by the public and those who perpetuate them will often brag about it.

    2. Re:and yet by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Or at least wink and nod.

  16. Ben Franklin said it best by Crash+McBang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

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  17. He's in on it! by Balial · · Score: 1

    Clearly he's in on it. He's just telling us what they want us to believe.

  18. not very scientific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the criteria, which can at best be guesses, this pretty much means nothing. And no, I do not believe in them.

  19. the climate change hypothesis is not a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's just unconfirmed.

    more of a confederacy of dunces than a conspiracy.

  20. Google hire policies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about them? What is the theory saying about the connection between interview, interviewer, passed failed, and reality of course :D

  21. I wish I liked them by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Conspiracy theories are so simple.... it would be so much easier. I think I could feel more hopeful as a conspiracy theorist. Because then its just a few bad apples. Sure, a few bad apples do spoil the whole bunch..... but you can toss out a whole bunch, you can scrap a whole years apple harvest.... if you just buck up, check those apples, and don't keep the bad ones.

    But, I don't see that. Conspiracies are hard. They do tend to unravel. They only work when of very short duration and scope, when the people involved all have aligned interests. Its unstable. I wont say its rare or never works.... but.... its not one of the driving forces in the world. No.

    However, what if you don't need conspiracy or even bad apples to get bad results? This is what I see. I don't think it matters who the president is. Any man will just be a man, with only 24 hours in a day, and thousands of interested parties trying to feed him information to influence his decisions.

    I honestly believe that if you put the Dalai Lama in the commander in chief seat, you would have drone strikes on weddings within a year. The problem isn't conspiracy, it is fundamental design flaws.
     

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  22. Half Conspiracies by TranquilVoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The moon landing and cancer-cure suppression would be actual conspiracies, but climate change and vaccine-caused autism are less thought to be malicious conspiracies and more incorrect group-think*. There is no spilling the beans to be done.

    * Yes there are those who claim genuine conspiracies, but by far the vast majority of people who, say, believe climate change is not man-made nor catastrophic think it is incorrect science.

    1. Re:Half Conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's very generous. The vast majority of the time I see someone oppose vaccines they don't hesitate to play the 'Big Pharma something something profit something something owns all the scientists' card, which absolutely counts as a conspiracy.

    2. Re:Half Conspiracies by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      I don't really see cancer-cure suppression as a conspiracy either. If a pharmaceutical company finds a cure for cancer, and decides it would hurt their bottom line to release it, what do you call that? That's just capitalism doing what it's supposed to do.

    3. Re:Half Conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when presented with the fact that all the studies show vaccines don't cause autism, the anti-vaxxers inevitably claim the studies are wrong. They have to do some mental gymnastics to make the cognitive dissonance go away. Whether they say it's a conspiracy or just minimize it some other way, the end result is the same.

    4. Re:Half Conspiracies by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      If a pharmaceutical company finds a cure for cancer, and decides it would hurt their bottom line to release it, what do you call that?

      Time to file their business folk, because a cure for cancer is so insanely valuable that they'd be idiots not to pursue it.

    5. Re:Half Conspiracies by KeensMustard · · Score: 2

      Yes there are those who claim genuine conspiracies, but by far the vast majority of people who, say, believe climate change is not man-made nor catastrophic think it is incorrect science.

      Science is generally pretty self correcting, if you make a mistake someone will eventually find out. Climate Change was discovered over 150 years ago: it's kinda hard to believe that nobody has checked that work in all that time. If you were a climate contrarian, wouldn't the first thing you do be to check experimentally to see if CO2 is a greenhouse gas?

      If the accepted science is actually wrong, then the only way that could be not generally known would be if there was a massive, enduring conspiracy suppressing the truth.

    6. Re:Half Conspiracies by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Climate change denial can't work without an "active" conspiracy theory. That's why I like to call "climate denialists" "climate conspiracy theorists" - they often say they don't like "denialist" anyway :-) and only a few will even try to avoid directly admitting this, instead whistling innocently at the implication.

      Any scientist who outed climate change as a hoax, whether through disproof or simply breaking the silence on the conspiracy, would be the most famous, awarded, and rewarded scientist in history. This person would replace Albert Einstein in the public consciousness. That's one helluva motivation to break the conspiracy, that the motivation to stay in on the conspiracy must exceed. Greater rewards (or greater punishments for whistleblowers) would need to be offered to virtually every professional and amateur scientist on Earth. The "non-malevolent groupthink" variant of the theory therefore makes no sense.

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    7. Re:Half Conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a conspiracy of high-level evil, that's what. And that's why it would necessarily fail, because suppressing a cure to horrible diseases is pretty much perfectly misaligned with the morality of at least some people who work in medicine.

    8. Re:Half Conspiracies by Shark · · Score: 1

      It's valuable *to the consumer*.

      Pharmaceuticals consider a subscription model to be far more valuable than a one-shot sale. Finding a cure that really works would be pretty harmful to business unless cancer became something you had to cure it over and over.

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    9. Re:Half Conspiracies by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What is valuable to the consumer is valuable to the provider. The patient is not usually the one who has to come up with the lump sum payment, but rather the insurer or other health care provider. (People who don't have health insurance are usually to poor to pay for the stuff anyway, and since they're poor the decision-makers aren't going to be concerned with them.) I don't know what the business effect would be, but I do know that some cancers don't provide a long subscription for the drug companies.

      There is also a steady flow of new cancer patients. It's not like it's a rare collection of diseases.

      Further, if one pharma company can develop a cure for cancer and be reasonably sure they can get it approved and on the market, another one could at any time. That pharma company would then get all the cancer business until their patent expired, which would really hurt the first pharma company. A conspiracy won't hold all that long when it's to everyone's advantage to break it themselves. Even if it hurts the industry as a whole, we're talking about an N-way prisoner's dilemma, and that's not stable.

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  23. WTC 1, 2, 7 controlled demolition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mathematical likelihood that 3 steel-framed skyscrapers would pulverize themselves to dust at the acceleration of gravity: 0.0000000000000 %

  24. Model omits authoritativeness, reach of source by michaelmalak · · Score: 2

    His model is way too weak.

    We further assume that a leak of information from any conspirator is sufficient to expose the conspiracy and render it redundant

    So any single person acting alone, of any stature in society, can bust open a conspiracy and get it on CNN?

    The problems with this model are many:

    1. It ignores authority and credibility of the leaker

    2. It ignores the reach of the leaker

    3. It does not define when a conspiracy theory has been proven (e.g. a reasonable definition is whether a specified percentage of the population understand the conspiracy to be true)

    For example, to use one of the examples of a true conspiracy the author used, the NSA:

    The National Security Agency (NSA) PRISM affair—The staggering extent of spying by the NSA and its allies on civilian internet users was exposed by contractor Edward Snowden in 2013.

    That's just factually wrong. It was substantially exposed on PBS in 2007. Why am I quoting PBS? Because I know it is perceived as an authoritative source. Why do most people not know about this? Because PBS lacks the reach.

    Both authoratativeness and reach are required to expose a conspiracy. And once these two elements are added into the model, then one is forced to accept a non-trivial definition of conspiracy-proven-true by setting a threshold of population who believes (and not simply saying one leaker implies the whole world instantaneously and fully believes).

    1. Re:Model omits authoritativeness, reach of source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Basically every "big" conspiracy out there (real or imagined) has been (allegedly) exposed from within.

      The question is, who do you believe? The reports of the "whisteblowers" and "leakers", or the official denials?

      Anyone who thinks they can answer that question without investigating in detail the claims and evidence presented by both sides, is a dupe, plain and simple. And yet, many people think they can answer it without any information at all, on the basis that:

      1) Only nutjobs believe in conspiracies, or
      2) All conspiracies are true.

      Both of those positions are nonsensical, and yet it often feels like 90+% of the population hold to one or the other, in practice.

  25. JFK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No word on the grassy knoll?

  26. What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems like severe selection bias - not one of the examples has yet to reveal a conspiracy.

    How well does the theory predict conspiracies that have already been revealed?
    For example, the Manhattan project involved hundreds of people, yet remained secret for years, is that what this theory suggests would have happened?

    1. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the Manhattan project involved hundreds of people, yet remained secret for years,...

      The plural of ancedote is not fact. Especially that anecdote.

      Don't conflate "common knowledge" (by the lowest common denominator) with "secret".

    2. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For example, the Manhattan project involved hundreds of people, yet remained secret for years, is that what this theory suggests would have happened?

      I can't speak to the validity of the mathematical model here, but it seems the Manhattan Project might be distinguished in a number of ways.

      (1) The "conspiracies" in TFA are mostly things that many people would view as against "public interest." Meanwhile, the Manhattan Project was doing something that was actually trying to win a war, which average Americans knew was already killing millions of them. Thus, I think it would be easier to appeal to people's patriotism to keep the Manhattan Project secret even if more people did find out or someone was thinking of "talking." The very word "conspiracy" implies something negative and nefarious going on; while some people nowadays consider the Manhattan Project to have unleashed "evil" I suppose, the general negative impact at the time was on enemies who were intent on killing Americans -- so I don't know that most people would have considered it a net benefit to release that information to the public, where it could more easily get in the hands of enemies and put Americans at a disadvantage in the war if the enemy developed weapons faster.

      (2) It was a different time. Not just because of the war. This was the era when journalists voluntarily kept the secret that FDR was basically confined to a wheelchair. Could you imagine something like that being kept secret today? The amount of technology, surveillance, electronic communications, etc. that EVERYONE has access to (and anything anyone was trying to keep secret would be subject to a barrage of), not to mention the lack of the kind of ethical choices that journalists of that time made... well, it's just a different world today.

      (3) Probably only a few dozen people knew of the full scope of the Manhattan project, and probably only a few hundred had any real clue that it even had to do with atoms. Hundreds of thousands of people were employed doing construction, etc., but they had no clue what was going on, and they couldn't figure it out from the little pieces they knew and observed personally. And even if they started to figure something out, see (1) and (2) above.

      (4) The Manhattan Project hit a "big reveal" when the bombs were dropped on Japan. Probably a few hundred more people who didn't really "get" what was going on figured something out when they heard that news. And more people likely started putting the pieces together then. And it was in that same year that the government started revealing stuff about the project. Compare that to something like the Moon Landings. You could imaging thousands of construction workers and whatever involved in setting those up to create a hoax, and maybe they could segregate people similarly to avoid any one person having "all the pieces." But then the day comes in 1969 when it's broadcast around the globe, and I bet lots of people start putting the pieces together. Same thing for the other conspiracies in TFA -- these are all publicly disclosed matters where the "official" story is different from the supposed "conspiracy" story. With the Manhattan Project, there often was really no major "official" story -- in fact, you have stories about managers from then who were tasked with keeping workers happy when no one knew anything (including the managers). If anything, the danger of the Manhattan Project was that too many people thought it was worthless or nonsense -- since they had no clue what the work was for. There's not the same tension in explanations or the feeling of "deception" that would tend to lead to "leaks."

      Oh, and besides all of this, TFS says these conspiracies would unravel in a MINIMUM of 3-4 years (and perhaps as long as decades). While the Manhattan Project got started in 1939, it didn't really get going in force until around 1942, and it was revealed in 1945. So, it's not like the "secret" phase of the project lasted even much longer than the MINIMUM predicted by this model.

    3. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by crow · · Score: 1

      (2) above isn't that different today. The media cooperates with the White House to almost never say anything about our President smoking. It's not really a secret, but it's also something that is hardly ever mentioned.

    4. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The best argument against the moon conspiracy is that the Russians would have figured it out and embarrassed the US if it was actually faked. Russia would have figured it out technologically, but even failing that, one of the various Cold War intelligence breaches would have eventually revealed it.

    5. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The British program that broke the Enigma involved thousands of people and was kept more-or-less secret for 35 years (1939-1974). The basic outlines of it were barely known publicly for decades.

    6. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy theorists get around that problem by going up a level: the entire Cold War was a fake, masterminded by the Rothschilds or the Pope or whoever your favorite boogeyman is.

    7. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Oh, and besides all of this, TFS says these conspiracies would unravel in a MINIMUM of 3-4 years (and perhaps as long as decades). While the Manhattan Project got started in 1939, it didn't really get going in force until around 1942, and it was revealed in 1945. So, it's not like the "secret" phase of the project lasted even much longer than the MINIMUM predicted by this model.

      What you say is true, but...

      On the other hand the secrets produced by the secret program themselves remained secret (at least to the general public) for periods from years to decades. One key item, the initiator, remains largely secret to this day. (We know it exists, we know the theoretical principles, but unlike the rest of the bomb the engineering details remain unknown.)

      So when exactly did the 'conspiracy" unravel?

    8. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Bletchley park remained secret right up to the Mid 70's

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    9. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by Sique · · Score: 1
      The difference is that the British Enigma program was active just for a few years, short enough for the conspiracy to survive. After that, the daily importance of the program was nil, as there were no new messages to decode. There was no one actively working on the Enigma program anymore, no new people to bring in, all others being retired and working on new projects. It was a thing of the past, and it is much easier to keep the mouth shut about something that does not influence your daily life anymore.

      It's quite different if you are working in an ongoing conspiracy and have to lie about your daily life and invent new cover up stories all the time. Once it's a thing of the past, all the questions were already asked once, and sufficient answers were found, and you just keep reiterating them.

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    10. Re:What about the Manhattan conspiracy? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      First, the Manhattan Project was not actually kept as a secret. Klaus Fuchs was relaying all the important information to the Soviet Union.

      Second, the war was not killing millions of Americans. US war deaths were below 400K. It's still a lot of people, of course, but I don't think exaggerations are going to help here. There were also quite a few people who were very apprehensive about the end of the war, since they expected the country to lapse back into the Depression once it was over.

      Third, the Manhattan Project had a lot of non-US scientists (IIRC, when the Brits started their research, most of the reliable top scientists had been put on other projects, such as radar), some from Axis countries. Patriotism would presumably help with US and UK scientists, but Enrico Fermi? There was also the fact that leaking older information wouldn't really hurt much, since the goal was to get the bomb before Germany, not instead. The stakes are not what you're implying.

      Also, while the strict security measures were generally successful, they weren't without cost. When the publication of scientific papers about fission nearly stopped in English-speaking countries, the Soviets realized something was up and started their own program.

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  27. annoying daydreams from annoying people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Space Nutters unravel when confronted with math and reality too...

  28. Re:9/11 was an inside job by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    What about the conspiracy theory that 9/11 was an inside job orchestrated by the government?

    They aren't competent enough to orchestrate something like that. They also weren't competent enough to stop it, despite getting plenty of notice about some of the orchestrators. That doesn't make them any less responsible.

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  29. But by pentagramrex · · Score: 1

    Just as paranoia doesn't mean people aren't out to get you, you can be a conspiracy theorists who hits on an idea that is true. Of course there won't be Nazis and Jewish communists in the cabal. (Disclaimer - some of my favorite communists are Jewish).

  30. Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One problem with this analysis is that it doesn't take into account *successful* conspiracies.

    Suppose there are conspiracies which succeeded completely - in that the public was defrauded, suspected nothing, and life went on as normal.

    If we are using past performance to predict future trends, shouldn't those conspiracies be counted? There's no realistic way to account for or even detect them.

    Take for example the 1968 presidential campaign of Richard Nixon.

    During that campaign, [incumbent president] Johnson was negotiating with Vietnam to bring an end to the Vietnam war.

    Nixon though that this action would ruin his chances of being elected, so he contacted the Vietnamese government and said that if they obstructed talks, they'd get a better deal when he was elected.

    (An example of an American interfering with the political process, prolonging a war for 7 more years, with enforced conscription, and causing the unnecessary deaths of tens of thousands of Americans.)

    This action was known to Nixon's campaign manager (Mitchell) and several aides. Johnson knew about it (a tape in the Johnson presidential library has Johnson denouncing Nixon for “treason”)

    Neither side wanted to push the issue, so it was dropped.

    This was a conspiracy, involved several dozen people (including FBI agents), and was monstrously important at the time. It took 50 years for the documents to be released describing the situation. Johnson's tape was released in 2008, and some other files are still hidden.

    I don't have a lot of faith in this paper - it doesn't take into account conspiracies that actually succeed.

    1. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It *does* account for those. The probability is based on how many people would have to be in on it. The moonlanding hoax and the "climate change is a hoax" conspiracy theories require incredibly large numbers of people to be involved and thus would have been quickly discovered, but since theres no evidence either of them are a hoax and the time scale involved, we can thus conclude theres no conspiracy. The nixon vietnam talks conspiracy however involved a small number of conspirators, and this greatly increases the likelihood of a conspiracy succeeding.

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    2. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No the problem is it uses failed conspiracies as its baseline for calculations. To actually be able to come up with a mathematical model you need to look at the conspiracies that succeeded and try to determine the mathematical factors that lead to that success. all he is modeled is one aspect that he knows leads to failure.

    3. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by bloodhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think it accounts for those at all as it CAN'T. The fact is 99% of conspiracies could be wildly successful, but because they are successful we won't know or it could be every one of them has eventually failed, he is working from incomplete data, worse he is working from a heavily biased section of the data (i.e. data that leant towards failure). we don't know the data behind what leads to a successful conspiracy only what leads to failed ones. It also doesn't take into account that most people don't tend to believe people that come out about conspiracies. For a conspiracy to fail not only must it be leaked but it needs to be believed by the public. Someone could come out today and say he was the man on the grassy knoll and fired the fatal bullet (and be telling the truth), unless he had concrete proof all it would take is one agency saying he is disturbed or making it up and the conspiracy continues.

    4. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think it accounts for those at all as it CAN'T. The fact is 99% of conspiracies could be wildly successful, but because they are successful we won't know or it could be every one of them has eventually failed, he is working from incomplete data, worse he is working from a heavily biased section of the data (i.e. data that leant towards failure). we don't know the data behind what leads to a successful conspiracy only what leads to failed ones.

      This is just a guess here, but it sounds like the study didn't really examine whether or not a conspiracy "worked" or not, but whether a conspiracy unraveled. And by unraveled, I assume he means that people found out about it. So even Nixon's conspiracy to keep the War in Vietnam going until he could be elected president eventually unraveled because we've found out about it and we know it happened.

      So, if we start from an adjusted definition of conspiracy that means "conspiracies that managed to be kept hidden", the study makes a lot more sense. The more people you get involved, the more likely it is to unravel because human beings are notoriously bad at keeping secrets in groups. Eventually, somebody tells a wife or friend or spills the beans at the bar.

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    5. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nailed it. Exactly. It's stunning that a seemingly well educated mathematician failed to see the huge gaping hole in his theory. Look how long it took before Area 51 (not technically a conspiracy but lets be honest, this is about people keeping a secret) was revealed to be real - and the massive number of people that were involved. This alone should have skewed his formula past any usefulness.

    6. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      So, if we start from an adjusted definition of conspiracy that means "conspiracies that managed to be kept hidden", the study makes a lot more sense.

      My whole point is these are NOT conspiracies that they managed to keep hidden, they were eventually revealed, even if 25 years or more later. He has no data or knowledge of how many remained secret indefinitely nor is there any way to obtain that information. So at best he is working from a flawed data set that has to make a load of assumptions and guesses.

    7. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      That depends on what you consider "revealed to be real".

      Area 51 and Groom Lake were pretty much known to be an aircraft test site for years. Yes, the government didn't admit it, but all the restricted airspace and patrols meant that there was *something* there.

      Now what would have been a real reveal is if they'd actually found aliens or their equipment and had it in Area 51. Of course, that's could be a completely successful conspiracy, but more likely it's complete bunk, and either way, no one has any proof whatsoever of that.

    8. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it accounts for those at all as it CAN'T. The fact is 99% of conspiracies could be wildly successful, but because they are successful we won't know or it could be every one of them has eventually failed, he is working from incomplete data, worse he is working from a heavily biased section of the data (i.e. data that leant towards failure). we don't know the data behind what leads to a successful conspiracy only what leads to failed ones.

      This is just a guess here, but it sounds like the study didn't really examine whether or not a conspiracy "worked" or not, but whether a conspiracy unraveled. And by unraveled, I assume he means that people found out about it. So even Nixon's conspiracy to keep the War in Vietnam going until he could be elected president eventually unraveled because we've found out about it and we know it happened.

      SNIP!.

      Ah, but if what about Sheldon Cooper's un-unravelable concept?
      (Give me a straight line...)

    9. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Now what would have been a real reveal is if they'd actually found aliens or their equipment and had it in Area 51.

      A different theory is that they've been using Area 51 for years as a false flag operation to keep people from finding the real site the extra-terrestrials and such are being kept at.

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    10. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I guess... but anyone who works in espionage will be watching people, not just observing places. And as this article mentions, its all down to who gives it away.

      Certainly, a false flag could distract espionage resources for a certain amount of time, just like the fake invasion army in Britain did in WWII, but eventually the other side will find out the false site is a sham by penetrating the site's staff or the supporting agencies, or someone who is part of the *real* operation will give up the information about the real site independently. Time is not on the side of an operation like that and Area 51 was an issue for fifty years.

    11. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Brits managed to keep the Enigma cryptanalysis out of the public eye for 35 years, which is pretty good going considering there were thousands of people who knew at least a part of it.

    12. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mathematical assumptions in the paper are valid even for these, if you assume that the humans that existed in your perfect conspiracies are the same types of humans that existed in ones we know about.

      Note, this is statistically speaking, not deterministically... just like seven shuffles does not mean a perfectly random deck of cards.

    13. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no they are not valid statistically as they rely on how likely a person is to talk, given they have an incomplete data set to calculate/model this they cannot make a valid estimation of this. They used only 3 examples to come up with the data and those examples all were conspiracies that were revealed. Basically it is an interesting experiment but the data and results are complete garbage.

    14. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Without data you cannot make such an assumption. A better analogy would be taking 52 cards at random from 10 decks, then doing maths on the number of Aces that turn up and expounding that since no Aces turned up it is unlikely in a deck of 52 cards that you will ever receive an Ace. He has a tiny BIASED sample and you cannot draw statistically sound results from such a sample.

    15. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by fremsley471 · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. In the TV series "The World at War", the producer's aunt, who he was close to and conversed regularly, had worked at Bletchley Park and she never even hinted at its work. The series, filmed in the early seventies, made a programme on the Battle of the Atlantic and put the British success down to radar and better training.

    16. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, if 50%+ are in a conspiracy, it's no longer a conspiracy now is it..

      as with moon landing, there's plenty of people who claim that they're spilling the beans on it. as is with area 51 having ufos and all that.

      as to your example, well, it took 50 years and involved a lot less people - and on the other hand, might have had very little effect on the whole war itself anyways.

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    17. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moon landing yes. One guy spitting the bean would be enough, at least with footage of the studio setup or some other proof. Confrontation with main "actors"/astronauts would also be possible. It would be have been a real conspiracy, which can be exposed in one stroke, and those are indeed is very fragile.

      Climate change is no such beast, it is much closer to a secular cult backed by various interests. It's all a matter of degree, how much warming and how much harm if any will it do to people (and which people).
      There is no spitting the bean on this one, and it's not binary stuff here, it means also you can move the goalposts.
      In fact small beans have been spitted already, and goalposts also have been moved. Do not expect any hoax exposure, climate change hysteria will end with a whisper, not a bang, if it ends...

      Cancer cure suppression is like moon landing, as is the car running on water. Autism-causing vaccines is too, in a sense, but there it is not so easy, if only very few people are affected, this link is loss in the noise of dubious wealth correlation, were there is a new one and a refuted one every day...

    18. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carefully selected people plus covenant of mutual assured destruction (individual + loved ones) works pretty well. Too bad you'll probably never find out.

    19. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the fine print.

      The main input to his equation is the number of people involved. The smallest number he considered was 125.

      Moreover his definition of "failure" isn't whether some time-limited goal was achieved, it's that the conspiracy got caught. And they did.

      He's really talking about the crazy-ass ones where hundreds and hundreds of people have to keep silent, for a decade or more, and there's no actual moral reason for them to do so.

      Vaccines, climate, change, the Moon Landing Hoax, are all mentioned.

    20. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Just because she was at Bletchley doesn't mean she knew everything that was going on there - there were plenty of secrets within Bletchley itself. Plus the success of centimetric radar against submarines should not be underestimated :)

    21. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      How much money was there to be gained by the people promoting the moon landing hoax? I think you'll find that many people will go along with dubious/nebulous theories if there's financial gain involved. Cue the accusations of Denier!

    22. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by The+Cornishman · · Score: 1

      I thought this (though I haven't read TFA). My example would be the Enigma Secret, which is a conspiracy of sorts. There was a startling fact involving hundreds of people, and yet it was *decades* before the truth was revealed.

    23. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Talderas · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fortitude is an interesting topic and I would recommend that you read up on it. The operation as a whole encompassed far more deception than was required, which was an unknown fact at the time, but it was two primary factors that contributed to its success. The first was the double cross system. The Brits didn't know that they had acquired every German agent in the country and closely linked to this was the intelligence sent back to the Germans via Garbo, Brutus, and Tricycle (predominantly) was given a very high level of trust especially so in the case of Garbo since they had created a fictitious network of agents working underneath him in order to give reason for the information Garbo was providing. This aided the double cross system as it discouraged the Germans from attempting to infiltrate more agents due to the Garbo network being so good. His network did include informants and sources that were situated in headquarters. The second major factor was that German reconnaissance was poor. The British had expected that the Germans would perform far more aerial reconnaissance than they did in order to verify the radio traffic they were performing as well as the intelligence received via double cross agents. Their visual reconnaissance was almost entirely limited to places where they could observe the British coast from across the channel. The Germans trusted their sources but rarely ever verified them.

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    24. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if we start from an adjusted definition of conspiracy that means "conspiracies that managed to be kept hidden", the study makes a lot more sense.

      My whole point is these are NOT conspiracies that they managed to keep hidden, they were eventually revealed, even if 25 years or more later. He has no data or knowledge of how many remained secret indefinitely nor is there any way to obtain that information. So at best he is working from a flawed data set that has to make a load of assumptions and guesses.

      In other news, water is wet.. story at 11:

      I think the major "Neon Sign" blinking point you missed is that, the evidence is not needed as the mechanism that would be required to function flawlessly for these conspiracies to remain secret, would require millions of people acting perfectly in lockstep and making 0 mistakes and that ...is mathematically unlikely. IE that is the major point you missed when reading the article and this has been obvious to people who have been laughing at these conspiracies for a long long time, it just has never been parted out in formal mathematics.

      My physics teacher in college once asserted that to prove the moon landing actually happened would be actually very difficult (you would basically have to go to the moon and land to prove that it happened.) and along that line of thought he was right, however Mitchell and Webb, as a joke pointed out that the big glaring piece of evidence that would have been a major warning flag of the false mood landing Conspiracy being a load of crap, is the "Massive Rocket" that was built.. because that is the major economic expenditure that is required for a successful moon landing. The Saturn V exists (I have touched one, I can assure you it is real.) the rest of the costs of going to the moon are mainly catering. The joke Mitchell and Webb wrote, had the punchline that if you want to fake a moon landing, the best way to do it is to:

      1-build a massive rocket
      2- Fly to the moon
      3- Film the fake moon landing footage on the moon.

      and yes it is funny because it is correct. As they said in the skit "Do this right and the cold war would be over by 1971!" LMAO!

    25. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      Wait! The conspiracy was successful in that it achieved its purpose. It had a good 40 year run of secrecy, until LBJ's tapes were released. It did not remain secret forever; however despite the low number of conspirators.

      This example does not disprove the hypothesis.

    26. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Then there's the other end of the spectrum: if the Tower Commission is to believed, the Iran-Contra affair only involved 14 people, and yet completely unraveled in under two years. I think that to be realistic, the equation would require a variable to account for how many people *not involved in the conspiracy* are impacted by it.

    27. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by sh00z · · Score: 1

      I don't have a lot of faith in this paper - it doesn't take into account conspiracies that actually succeed.

      Well, there are some known conspiracies that haven't failed yet. Throw the algorithm at the Voynich manuscript. Handwriting analysis alone can give a good estimate of the number of conspirators, and carbon dating can tell the age. If the probability of discovery is calculated to be greater than the reciprocal of the number of experts who have examined the text, then the algorithm fails.

    28. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by sh00z · · Score: 1

      I thought this (though I haven't read TFA). My example would be the Enigma Secret, which is a conspiracy of sorts. There was a startling fact involving hundreds of people, and yet it was *decades* before the truth was revealed.

      That's clearly different, as the Enigma knowledge was a State Secret, with the threat of being tried for treason (and potentially executed) as a potential penalty. As another commenter has pointed out, the existence of a compelling moral reason to maintain the secret will invalidate the formula. One test case was "the belief that pharmaceutical companies have suppressed a cure for cancer." the moral imperative would be to reveal this, not to continue the secret.

    29. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah no, according to those that believe in it there is evidence of the moonlanding hoax.

      the formula he uses only says when information will leak,
      it says absolutely nothing about whether that leaked information will then be believed to be true by the mainstream

      given that the mainstream news is controlled by about 6 multinationals the assumption
      information leaked = mainstream knows about it
      is ..... naive

    30. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      So at best he is working from a flawed data set that has to make a load of assumptions and guesses.

      I'm not sure the study was even necessary, as it is stating the obvious. I've always known that certain conspiracies theories are completely ridiculous just based on the number of people that would have to be involved. Of course, there are those prone to believe in conspiracies, to whom simple logical analysis doesn't apply.

      http://time.com/3997033/conspi...

    31. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      I agree that seems to be the result of the paper, but I think that also ultimately means it's not very helpful. People who believe those conspiracy theories already think it's unraveled because they "found out about it". As such, I'm not sure it's a particularly useful result when trying to convince someone that a conspiracy theory is false (which admittedly is almost always impossible anyways).

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    32. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last variable was from:

      how often we can expect conspiracies to intrinsically fail (a value he derived by studying actual conspiracies that were exposed)

      This means that he came up with a value based on witnessed failures, which is a ridiculous notion because there's absolutely no way to know about the successes and therefore know how appropriate this number is. Technically, we don't even know about all failed conspiracies.

    33. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      So even Nixon's conspiracy to keep the War in Vietnam going until he could be elected president eventually unraveled because we've found out about it and we know it happened.

      Except that it never did unravel, instead the information was voluntarily released by the government - who are the conspirators, up until that point the conspiracy effectively held. And according to the summary conspiracies unravel generally within a few years, that didn't happen.

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    34. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also fails to account for any level of active coverup (often claimed in alien conspiracies) or monetary incentive of participants (such as in a cure for cancer and pretty much the driving factor behind every single conspiracy ever.)

    35. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I thought Area 51 was/is used to test prototype aircraft?

    36. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      ... climate change hysteria will end with a whisper ...

      (Sorry, I can't resist.) Yes, the climate science deniers who are hysterical about global warming will slowly slink away one by one as they realize that climate scientists have been mostly right all along.

    37. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curious that you fail to mention that it was dropped because Johnson ordered the FBI to bug Nixon during the campaign. It wasn't just dropped because Johnson was a nice guy, you know.

    38. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by AchilleTalon · · Score: 0

      Idiot! Failed conspiracies are successful conspiracies until they fail. That is exactly what the study is based on.

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    39. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      It accounts for these. The point is a conspiracy to go undetected it must involve very few people. All these conspiracies in the study were for a time undetected. What you are saying is he should have taken into account conspiracies that will never be detected. But they are taken into account, they are just very unlikely if they involve more that a few people. That is what the data show. Don't you understand how statistics work?

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    40. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does "conspiracy theory" really mean? Who says that a conspiracy must be conducted in the uttermost secrecy and that it would lead to a failure if someone "spilled the beans"?

      Let's assume that we are dealing with a secret conspiracy and a so called "whistle-blower" speaks up, then there is always a chance that his statements will be received with disbelief. I.e. people in the outside world will still believe that it is just an unfounded conspiracy theory even though it is very real.

      Then, when it comes to research and reports thereof, it is a fact that there is a lot of bias and not all of them are genuine even though they may be published by a reputable source. Researchers want money and they do what they can to raise money for their research which could mean that they spice things up to make them look better than they truly are. Some researchers are less honest about their practices than others and some may even fake their research to get ahead of their competition. Quite a few such cases have been revealed, so can we safely assume that *all* fake research get revealed eventually? Also research that is funded by commercial interests do face the risks of being biased, it could be a matter of suppressing the health risks of tobacco products or the health issues associated with radiation from cell phones for example, especially if the research has been funded by the tobacco industry or the cell phone manufacturers. The most extreme field of research involves gender studies, which one could hardly call science. It is a hoax all the way but the people working with it want to keep their jobs.

      The type of research that one should be most wary of are fields that are politically loaded, examples of such research is research that involves the environment, to some extent, health issues, and racial studies, or international relations. Fuel taxes or energy taxes (motivated by CO2 emission and global warming) and taxes on alcohol beverages are cash cows for the government. The racial issues are extremely loaded in many places in the political scene which may lead to fear among researchers that if they make the wrong statements, they may lose their jobs. Whereas other researchers are for the "all is equal" agenda.

      The thing is, it doesn't take a secret conspiracy to ruin good research. All that is required is that a field of research get flooded by rogue reports produced by crooked "scientists". Even though some of the papers in that field are genuine, it can be easily claimed that there is no consensus. You don't even need that many papers, only a few will do, then while person A refers to paper A whereas person B refers to paper B and they stay in disagreement. That a scientist is crooked and dishonest is generally very difficult to prove.

      So to say that a conspiracy fails when its "secret" gets revealed is a fallacy. Statements of its existence can always be questioned, therefore there is no need to maintain airtight control to maintain its secrecy. It's then much better to have dual motives; one apparent motive and one true motive where you only state the apparent motive publicly and clamping down on everyone who calls on the true motive and disarming them by calling them "nutty conspiracy theorists".

    41. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ’s an interesting exercise to calculate mathematical probabilities of so-called “conspiracy theories”. The mainstream media and their cadre of online gatekeepers and trolls use the term “Conspiracy Theorist” (CT) as a derogatory label for those who seek the truth. According to these disinformationists, there is no proof of conspiracies.

      But they avoid factual analysis based on the scientific evidence and can’t refute the mathematics that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that there is a massive conspiracy to hide the truth of these events from the public.

      Pentagon Papers whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg and others claim that they have been ordered not to write about 9/11. This has not been reported by the corporate media, proving their point.

      A pathetic article by world-class coincidence theorist and disinformationist Michael Shermer appeared in Scientific American. Who would expect a respected magazine to print this? Check out the comments from readers. Shermer is a tool who is a fool to believe that anyone with a modicum of intelligence would take him seriously. As for Scientific American, well, this is a permanent stain that will be difficult to erase.

      These myths are promoted non-stop in the mainstream media.
      – Oswald acted alone in 1963 – with a magic bullet and defective rifle.
      – Bush won Florida in 2000 and had a 3 million “mandate” in 2004.
      – Nineteen Muslims armed with box cutters who could not fly a Cessna, hijacked four airliners and outfoxed the entire U.S. defense establishment while Bin Laden was on dialysis, near death and hiding in caves.

      Scientific notation is necessary to express the extremely low probabilities of the following events. For example, the probability P that at least 23 material witnesses would die unnaturally in the year following the JFK assassination is 7.3E-40 in scientific notation (less than 1 in a trillion trillion trillion).

      https://richardcharnin.wordpress.com/2012/05/26/conspiracy-theories-and-mathematical-probabilities/

    42. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by mjwx · · Score: 1

      One problem with this analysis is that it doesn't take into account *successful* conspiracies.

      You're confusing conspiracy (a covert plan) with conspiracy theory (the irrational belief that some secret plan is arrayed against you). When a conspiracy it real, it isn't a conspiracy theory. But you can be forgiven as the article and summary dont make this distinction. Given that the article is talking about things that are easily disprovable like "vaccine autism", "moon landing hoax" and "climate change denial" it is referring to conspiracy theories rather than actual conspiracies (which would be more like the way the tobacco companies sought to suppress evidence that tobacco caused cancer). Also most real conspiracies eventually come out. This is what is meant by the "free" part in "information wants to be free"

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    43. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Gotta love it, how to lie with statistics extended a bit. They chose their conspiracy carefully. We know earth is warming up. Has been for about 10,000 years. Just as the Venetians in Italy about it in the 14th century. They were trying to keep the Adriatic out even back then.

      How about Man Made Global Warming is a hoax - now that's a hoax and we all know it. Have evidence against it - you're shunned out of the scientific community. Recently they even want to put you in jail if you don't believe - that's a very strong indication it's a hoax right there. When they know their science doesn't stand up, just put them in jail. We have a lot of history internationally to show that. It's like a slap in the face to everyone - wake up, it's a hoax. Yet true believers still believe. Pass the cool aid.

      Bottom line is they can't show CO2 is causing it and they know it. We can show it's a symptom, and it is. Not the cause. Increased CO2 always follows global warming as we get more activity (duh). It's mother nature doing her thing, just as she always has.

    44. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by khallow · · Score: 1

      It *does* account for those.

      Did you even think before you wrote that? It's quite clear that the study can't take into account successful conspiracies.

    45. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by khallow · · Score: 1

      What you are saying is he should have taken into account conspiracies that will never be detected. But they are taken into account, they are just very unlikely if they involve more that a few people.

      You are begging the question.

    46. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no, it IS CORRECT, what he does NOT consider is the LIFE EXPECTANCY of the observer who unraveled it AFTER HE/SHE UNRAVELS IT!!! Meta-theoretical error, no doubt. Danilo J Bonsignore

    47. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      The real question to ask is: Why is this person making such an effort to convince people that conspiracies cannot be successful?

      Is he concerned that if enough people begin to believe some of the theories that they might get investigated?

    48. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      How do you explain the bunker under the Greenbrier hotel then?

      There were hundreds of workers in WV that helped to build the bunker in 1959 and it was not public knowledge until 1992. During that time there were at least 70 full-time employees who kept the bunker stocked with medicine, food, water, and fuel for the generators throughout that time. There was also an electronics team who periodically updated the broadcasting equipment.

      If you think a large number of people can't keep a secret then you are a complete fool.

    49. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      If you want a taste of something similar go to Germany. Then try to do research on the number of Jews killed in the holocaust. If your research does not magically come out to 6 million you will quickly find yourself in jail, because it is specifically illegal to challenge the official story of the holocaust.

    50. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      It is. The conspiracy is that it is also used for alien related research.

    51. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      If there was a conspiracy then there was certainly a conspiracy theory until it was proven to be a fact. Every time a prosecutor adds charges of conspiracy that is a conspiracy theory. This should be blatantly obvious to you unless you have an irrational fear of the joining of the two words conspiracy and theory.

    52. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Except that there's a selection bias here. Let's assume that we can rate people from 0 to 100 on their ability to keep conspiracies secret. Let's also assume (which is reasonable) that part of the ability is the ability to decide who to bring in. Therefore, we're going to have a lot of conspiracies that unravel, which will contain a lot of low-rated people. The very high-rated people will likely assess the risk and stay out in statistically significant numbers.

      Now, let's consider conspiracies started by people rated 95+. They're going to be careful about who they bring in, since they're 95+s. These conspiracies are unlikely to unravel, but will keep secret until their purpose is fulfilled.

      Therefore, we have a lot of unraveled conspiracies to study, most of which have people who really can't keep a secret for long. The stats are therefore based on conspiracies with lower-rated people in large numbers, while there are conspiracies that are never found because they don't have the low-rated people.

      A conspiracy among a large group selected for reasons other than their ability to keep a secret presumably follows the published stats. The scientists I've known seemed to me to be pretty bad conspiracy material, so a conspiracy of almost all scientists in a given field (e.g., climate science) would fall apart more or less as fast as predicted. A conspiracy among people who could pick their own accomplices would not.

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    53. Re: Paper doesn't account for successful theories by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Some of the measures taken are interesting. A magazine (I believe Life) cooperated by devoting part of an issue to military insignia, such as divisional badges. These included insignia for non-existent formations the Allies wanted the Germans to believe existed. They let the issue sell for a short time, then recalled it when they thought German agents would have had time to procure copies.

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    54. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      If you want a taste of something similar go to Germany. Then try to do research on the number of Jews killed in the holocaust. If your research does not magically come out to 6 million you will quickly find yourself in jail, because it is specifically illegal to challenge the official story of the holocaust.

      Wha? That's turned into a strange country. We had some German girls over on exchange, two different years. I was able to show them some real stuff from WWII, from Germany. Apparently none of that stuff is allowed over there. France seems to be up tight about it too. They shouldn't be putting people in jail over that stuff.

      Maybe things will change once we hit 2045 as far as that goes.

    55. Re:Paper doesn't account for successful theories by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      It is far more widespread than that. I think about half or more countries in Europe have the same law. I'd have to look it up to give an accurate count though.

  31. Cure for Cancer by Trachman · · Score: 1

    Proof of concept for the cure of cancer has been patented more than 30 years ago, in 1983.

    While many of the readers here are techies, I am bringing your attention to the Cabilly patents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... that are key to some of the existing effective FDA approved cancer medications (with the combo treatment cost of $250K or so). If you do not believe, please spend some time researching or ask your friend patent lawyer of biochemistry scientist to comment on Cabilly patents.

    Bottom line is that cure for cancer has been discovered before 1983 (the patent date). This is not the only patent, but one of the key inventions that gave the beginning to the current modern cure cancers. Due to the patent restrictions as well as business competitive restrictions, patent owners were not that willing to license and the license fees were very high. This is one of the patents, and typical cancer drug has hundreds of patents (unlike small molecule medications)

    Not only the patents. FDA has requirements, bureaucratic and administrative documentation requirement burden, that can only be met by only the largest pharmaceutical companies.

    For all practical purposes, cancer drugs were discovered a long time ago, and real working prototypes are usually available about ten years before FDA approval.

    As far as conspiracy.... The wording "suppressed" is kooky , because pharma companies are in business to make money by innovating and helping patients, and, as such, do not suppress money making technologies.

    From the common man prospective, however, the conspiracy theory is 100% correct, assuming we do not nitpick wording but look into the essence, namely that the cure was available, but not really available due to the administrative burden. All for the protection of the dying cancer patients. Some very connected patients did get the treatment before everyone else.

    Do not blame pharmaceutical companies on this one...

    1. Re:Cure for Cancer by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I'll note that none of the actions about the cases that surround the Cabilly patents have anything to do with a "cure for cancer," these are treatments of specific types of cancers. Treatment therapies are much different from cures. There is still no evidence, anywhere, that pharma companies have discovered any cure for cancer.

    2. Re: Cure for Cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is just stupid. There are plenty of perpetual motion/free energy devices on the patent books. That doesn't mean they work!

  32. Good example of applied mathematics by golodh · · Score: 1
    Useful too. Except for convincing conspiracy theorists.

    A good conspiracy theory is a belief, not a hypothesis.

    See e.g. the "Flat earth" believers ("The earth is flat, you see, but "da gubbamint" hushes it up (with truly amazing efficiency, across several decades)).

    And the "rational Pi" crowd ("The number Pi can is a rational number, not an irrational one, but established mathematicians simply refuse to take any proofs to the contrary seriously and conspire against anyone who tries to put such theories forward").

    And the "Hollow Earth" crowd ("The earth is hollow and contains some sort of very desirable world inside, you could walk there (entrances coveniently located at the North Pole and the South Pole) if "da gubbamint" didn't suppress this and "disappears" people who catch on or puts them away in lunatic asylums).

    And, you'll laugh at this, some crowd who tells (sells at ruinous rates) fairytales about how we're being put upon by invisible aliens that defy any established scientific detection but whom we can only divest ourselves from by purchasing "training" and "tech" from this group at extortionate rates.

    Or theories about how "da gubbamint" is "coming to take your guns" in order to effect a UN take-ver of the US (supported of course by copious numbers of black helicopters).

    You'll never convince any of the "believers" in any of these little conspiracy theories by pointing out the low likelihood of any such conspiracy surviving longer than a few weeks, but it's a useful way of approaching "live" conspiracy theories for the rest of us.

    1. Re:Good example of applied mathematics by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      One of those conspiracies is not like the others.

      Most people won't understand proofs of pi's irrationality. I don't know out of personal knowledge that the planet isn't hollow, or that there are no invisible aliens among us, or that there is no UN plan to take my hypothetical guns. I don't consider any of these to be likely, but I would have to admit the possibility that I was wrong if sworn in at a court.

      I do know, from personal experience, that the Earth is not flat. It wasn't even expensive to run those observations, although knowing the right people helped.

      I have spent some time in several different years sailing around the Apostle Islands off Bayfield, Wisconsin, in Lake Superior. Visibility is normally good to the horizon, which means there is a sharp demarcation line between the parts of other ships and boats and islands you can see and what you can't. The water is obviously curved over long distances, despite looking flat locally everywhere.

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  33. This is a fraud formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People and companies and government are very good at secrets. And even when the beans are spilled, you can't tell because of the active disinfo campaigns by government and zombies alike.
    Science and truth is denied to the public. No mistake in that .. ObamasWeapon.com

  34. climate change is a lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctors got cholesterol and heart disease nearly 100% wrong based on junk science. Not a conspiracy, but neither is scientists getting climate change wrong. All it takes is sloppy work and groupthink.

  35. Group-Think Vs. Conspiracy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Okay, but suppose there is really good lie-detector tech at Area 51. They scan everybody every six months. If somebody slips, they find out how and where with it, and use the machine to wipe out the trail among the new revealees by adding them on the scan list.

    And the climate change claims are perhaps not really a "conspiracy" but more of a mass bias, not unlike what got Germany and W's followers into war. That's (alleged) group-think, and I would NOT classify group-think as a conspiracy any more than an entire population thinking the world is flat a few centuries ago.

    1. Re:Group-Think Vs. Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god you're dumb. There is no such thing as a lie detector. AGW is based on undergraduate level atmospheric science and is as likely to be disproven as evolution, and the last time people thought the world was flat was something like 1000 BC.

    2. Re:Group-Think Vs. Conspiracy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Chill, I'm mostly describing hypothetical situations. And nobody's proven lie detectors are absolutely never possible.

    3. Re:Group-Think Vs. Conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, CO2 will increase average surface temperature. This is not difficult to predict, once you know radiative heat transfer...
      If you can predict how much, and how harm it will cause, great, you have a Nobel waiting in Stockholm...
      Many beans have been spilled on AGW. But it is not a conspiracy, and as predictions are quite vague, goal posts can be, and are, moved...

      There will be no grand exposition on AGW, unfortunately. The big scare will simply die a slow and silent death once it has been replaced by a more sexy scare (it is already, public do not care as much, ISIS sells much more papers and TV commercial time) and/or fossil fuel get replaced by a cheaper alternative.

  36. Moon landing by Trachman · · Score: 1

    I do not think that any sane person questions landing itself. The world, including arch-competitors Soviets, were monitoring and spying the process. Moreover, the landing vehicle at the first landing location has been photographed. You can't fake the fact of that kind of magnitude.

    However there is a reasonable suspicion that the footage of the landing is .... well... a bit of a stretch, and those pesky conspiracy theorists brought dozens of details that did not make sense. Lastly, there is this Stanley Kubrick confession on being the producer of the footage:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Perhaps the moon landing was real, however the famous video footage was made here at earth.

    In nowadays these type sharp-eyed people post their analysis under the "Movie mistakes".

    1. Re:Moon landing by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Sure... why not?.

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  37. Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about MSG? There is a conspiracy of people who think it gives them headaches and shouldn't be used in food, despite all science to the contrary. It's interesting actually. Almost all of the climate changers I know subscribe to the MSG conspiracy. Go figure.

  38. I secretly root for conspiracy theorists by WaffleMonster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What ticks me off more than crazy theories are instances of skeptics invoking many of the same kinds of errors in judgments into debunking conspiracies as was originally required to invent them in the first place.

    All I ask if you feel the need to waste your time debunking a conspiracy theory at least do so with evidence and sound reasoning.

    In this case making judgments based on statistical inferences of who would "spill the beans" is pretty lame. First off this kind of analysis does nothing to directly address the underlying assertions made by conspiracy theorist. Who is likely to "talk" is a variable based on conspiracy specific human factors I very much doubt can be captured in a formula. Most importantly believers are not going to be swayed by models from "establishment" mathematicians they neither understand or are likely to be willing to take the time to understand.

    If someone makes a non-falsifiable claim going further than demonstrating the claim cannot be falsified is unnecessary and counterproductive. In my view the best way to rescue people from conspiracies is to trick them into discovering for themselves the errors in their positions.

    1. Re:I secretly root for conspiracy theorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that they just dig in deeper: before you know it they've gone from silly to toxic. It's not turtles all the way down, it's a couple of levels of turtles and then twitchy crazypants antisemitism.

  39. This is a bullshit simplification by Time_Ngler · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Want a conspiracy that has succeeded after over 70 years? Believe that carrots are good for your eyes? Nope, this was a rumor spread by Britain's air ministry to prevent the Russians from finding out about their new radar system. And yet a lot of people still believe that carrots are good for your eyes to this day.

    How about UFO's? The CIA spread disinformation about UFO's in the 1950's and 1960's to hide their experimental aircraft program. Another example of a conspiracy that took hold with the general public and survived to this day.

    It's not amount of time since the event occurred, or the number of people involved, it's the cover story that makes the conspiracy succeed or fail.

    http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08...
    http://www.smithsonianmag.com/...

    1. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want a conspiracy that has succeeded after over 70 years? Believe that carrots are good for your eyes? Nope, this was a rumor spread by Britain's air ministry to prevent the Russians from finding out about their new radar system. And yet a lot of people still believe that carrots are good for your eyes to this day.

      I think you'll find it's not that simple (or not as simple as you). You've been watching Discovery Channel again (sigh, sipping at the Pierian Spring)......

      The reason it was a (short-lived) but successful conspiracy (hiding the advent/implementation of radar from de Zerman military) is because carrots are good for night-vision. I know that's hard for a moron to understand (but, but, Snopes says.... you can stop that internal dialogue now).

      • Carrots are rich in Vitamin A. Fact.
      • Don't get enough Vitamin A and you will not have much Rhodopsin - which means poor night vision. Fact.

      But, but "carrots are not good for your eyes".....! True only if you get into semantic pedantics about the difference between "absence of nutrients" from certain sources - and the fact that there are no "magic" foods (or even "healthy" foods, just nutritious ones). Or if you are a moron - and you poke the fucking carrot in your eye instead of eating them in sensible amounts as part of a nutritionally balanced diet composed of food from healthy sources.

      In short - many conspiracies succeed because many people are idiots. i.e. if you weren't an idiot rather than looking for support for the "belief" that carrots are not "good for your eyes" (night-vision) - you'd find out what is required for good night-vision, and see if carrots play a role in it (test your fucking belief instead of looking for confirmation and ignoring that which contradicts the belief).

    2. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is, for decades people have encouraged their children to eat more carrots? Oh, that horrible British government! Everything Obama said about them is true!

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    3. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      I'm saying it's a conspiracy to get the public to believe something that is untrue that many people have known about and has been successful for the better part of a century, which refutes the article's presupposition that this formula can predict whether a conspiracy is probable or not.

      I didn't say it was good or bad.

    4. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The carrots "conspiracy" was to keep the Germans from finding out about the RADAR system, not the Russians, who weren't a direct threat at the time.

      It "succeeds" because no one is trying to keep it a secret and because the truth is boring and inconvenient. If someone was actively trying to keep the conspiracy" alive, then it would fail, because someone would feel the need to speak out. No official source still actively pushes the lie, so it becomes unimportant. It isn't even exciting, so once again no one cares. No one actually gets hurt, so no injustice. Parents use the excuse to get their kids to
      eat carrots and they couldn't use the reason if they admitted it was false. The actual truth is inconvenient and, once again, no one is getting hurt. At this point it has moved on to something like an urban myth or superstition. It has a life of its own.

    5. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Time_Ngler · · Score: 0

      So your point is that the conspiracy survived so long, it outlived its usefulness. Sounds like it was successful to me! Also, I'm sure that some parents actually do believe that carrots improve your vision, and that is why they tell their kids, who will tell their kids and so forth.

    6. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      Or that time the America and Canada performed dangerous and torturous medical experimentation on non-consenting citizens. A practice the utilised hundreds of doctors and nurses spanning dozens and dozens of institutions, not to mention the thousands of unwitting participants. And we did not find out until the government declassified the documents detailing the practice decades latter. All you need to do is read some declassified federal documents to know that large, complicated, crazy, conspiracies are carried out by the government all the time.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    7. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is halfway bullshit. Carrots are still good to your eyes, except they don't grant nightvision.

    8. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      So your point is that the conspiracy survived so long, it outlived its usefulness. Sounds like it was successful to me!

      It's an urban legend or old wives' tale, not a conspiracy. The conspiracy phase lasted for a short amount of time.

      And it wasn't entirely wrong, either, just a bit misleading.

    9. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's not a conspiracy. It's just a myth. Ask a clinician and they'll reply "lolnope".

    10. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but it's like, I mean, they couldn't possibly do that again, because like, people , man!

    11. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Urban legends are very different from conspiracies. There may be certain similarities in how you go about dislodging them from people's minds, and that tendency may also affect the probability of a conspiracy being busted by a single leak.

    12. Re:This is a bullshit simplification by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Also, beta carotine is converted into Vitamin A which is good for eye health... ;)

  40. Only one of these is a conspiracy by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

    It's the moon landing. An impossible conspiracy because of the number of people involved. The rest though are just exaggerated positions. Climate change is a fraud not because the scientists are conspiring to convince us of something that is not real, but because Jesus would never let that happen so the scientists are just mistaken. See how that works?

    A good conspiracy theory, like "911 inside job", can be pulled off with just a few guys. But maybe then it's no longer a conspiracy?

    1. Re:Only one of these is a conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good conspiracy theory, like "911 inside job", can be pulled off with just a few guys.

      No - it would require the planting of thousands of charges in a building with security and regular patrols by explosive sniffing dogs. It's big buildings, not your little dick - pulling it off would require a lot of people and time.

    2. Re:Only one of these is a conspiracy by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      actually the 911 inside job as shown on some crappy "documentaries" would involve tens of thousands of engineers who say those documentaries are full of bullshit.. but those engineers are saying that the inside job theory uses bullshit for proof.

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    3. Re:Only one of these is a conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the "911 inside job" conspiracy it depends entirely on which variant of the conspiracy is being promoted.

      The variants I have seen:
      1: There were no planes. They were missiles.
      2: There were no planes. There were bombs.
      3: There were no planes. There where thermite charges
      4: The planes were holograms
      5: The planes were under american control (this would be the only conspiracy feasible to do with just a few people involved)

    4. Re:Only one of these is a conspiracy by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yep the 911 conspiracy theories are the most needlessly over-complicated ones, often involving things like buildings with explosives built into them decades in advance, remote-controlled airliners, and it only gets crazier from there. All it really needs is a blackmail plot to convince some dudes to fly some planes into some buildings (or their families get it).

      Or even more simply you could find some nutjob terrorists who would already like to do that. You might not even need to help them OH WAIT

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  41. There is no need for conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When people believe obvious lies or are content with being ripped off in life. ISIS - Fear mongering, who really believes the US can't get rid of these camal fuckers in a matter of hours? Productivity shooting up while wages staying stagnant - corporate greed, just give me my flat screen tv, almost no time off, work till I'm 70 and die of a heart attack two days after my retirement party while the CEO is laughing all the way to the bank. What a life.

    1. Re:There is no need for conspiracies by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      ISIS - Fear mongering, who really believes the US can't get rid of these camal fuckers in a matter of hours?

      They sure could, if they were OK with being a bunch of murderous war criminals in the process and being bankrupt at the end of it. If you want that you could vote for Trump (but please don't).

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  42. He's using bad assumptions by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 2

    He's totally wrong in assuming you need secrecy to maintain a conspiracy. Everyone knows that global warming is a hoax and that vaccines are harmful. They've both been revealed many times. You can find information about them all over the internet. But everyone keeps believing the conspirators lies anyway. You don't need secrecy, you just need most people to be really gullible and believe whatever they read, instead of questioning it and checking the facts. You know, the way any smart conspiracy theorist would do.

    (In case you can't tell, yes I'm being sarcastic here. But I'm also being serious: you can't cite the difficulty of keeping a secret as an argument against a belief that, according to its adherents, isn't secret anymore.)

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    1. Re:He's using bad assumptions by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      And it's been proven to work in real life: There are real conspiracies that have been publicly outed but the believers don't care. The STEM shortage hoax and corporate-funded climate denialism are two I can think of that are running right now.

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  43. Coincidental unraveling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if a conspiracy theory would get unraveled, it would be completely coincidental since most popular conspiracy theories by their very nature are based on made-up conjecture and outright falsehoods in order to get around the inconvenient data that is known.

  44. What made it out by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Cryptome has an interesting list https://cryptome.org/2013-info...
    Note the backgrounds to Daniel Ellsberg, Sibel Edmonds, John Kiriakou, Thomas Drake, J. Kirk Wiebe, William Binney, Edward Snowden.

    As to the ".. rendering such Byzantine cover-ups far more likely to fail."
    What has failed for the CIA?
    United States President's Commission on CIA Activities within the United States in the mid 1970's went fine even after the MKUltra news https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    Doctors and medics get to stay in their professions
    CIA medics monitored brutal interrogation tactics (December 12, 2014)
    http://www.pbs.org/newshour/ru...
    The public will even take in a policy of "Hacked federal files couldn't be encrypted because government computers are too old" (2015/06/16)
    http://www.latimes.com/nation/...

    As far as passible the US seems able to close ranks around its medical, nuclear, chemical, biological contractors and workers but seems to allow issues about signals intelligence, digital files and the policy of torture to exist in the wider press.
    Or the results of Operation Paperclip https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    So the US Byzantine cover-ups works. The US press only seems to find a few people every generation on a limited set of topics.

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  45. Flawed? by naasking · · Score: 1

    There are three main factors: number of conspirators, the amount of time passed since it started, and how often we can expect conspiracies to intrinsically fail (a value he derived by studying actual conspiracies that were exposed).

    I don't see how this analysis could possibly be conservative as conservative as the author believes. He estimates a lower bound on a failure parameter based on exposed conspiracies, except this can't possibly be convincing if one believes there exist long-term conspiracies that have yet to be revealed. Such nascent conspiracies would totally skew that parameter estimate, and not in the author's favour.

    In other words, conspiracy theorists would simply see exposed conspiracies as outliers, and not representative. This still makes conspiracy less plausible due to needing to accept even more, but I don't think that would be a problem for conspiracy theorists.

  46. Tweaked algorithm by gringer · · Score: 1

    Conveniently, the algorithm has been tweaked so that none of these predicted time periods are in the past. Now all we have to do is wait 4 years to see if any of the theories are true!

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  47. It's a Conspiracy! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    The public is notoriously bad at math. They can't check Dr. Grimes work. He is in on them (ALL of the conspiracies!)

    He is just trying to placate us.

    He might as well have said; "There are no conspiracies, because, MATH! Bam!!!"

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  48. protip: math can prove anything by johncandale · · Score: 1

    Math like this is dumb because it's based on assumptions in human affairs that are non-repeatable. It makes a bunch of other grounded assumptions too.

  49. math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mathematics can measure concepts but are not very good a describing them. Oversimplifications are rampant.
    Suppose I want to knock your teeth in, how would you make a mathematical formula for that?
    Math geeks, go sit in the corner.

  50. And that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That diddles interns and stains dresses. Remember that one?
    This is nothing but a rhetoric to support Climate Change because the data won't. Lump in a theory with contradicting data with moon-bat crazy stuff and criticize it by association... the association that they made.

    Satellite measurements of average global atmospheric temperatures haven't gone up in decades while measurements of that trace amount of CO2 have. Anecdotal evidence like the rapid increase of Antarctic Ice Mass is also hard to ignore.

    Good try.

  51. Estimate based on length of the *unraveled* ones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee. Can anyone who actually understands statistics explain the problem with this sampling method?

  52. Have some empathy! by irrational_design · · Score: 1

    Even annoying people deserve daydreams!

  53. Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took close to 70 years before anyone knew Coventry was allowed to be bombed so the Nazis wouldn't know Enigma had been cracked. This formula is pure garbage.

  54. Well duh by Linsaran · · Score: 1

    I didn't need math to tell me that conspiracies are prone to unravel, after all, doesn't the old saying go "Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

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  55. darth jar jar by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

    nobody yet has mentioned the darth jar jar conspiracy. when will this one be revealed to be confirmed? what does the math say on that?

  56. Mathematically, this is... obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To the extent that i kinda thought this was part of the joke about conspiracy theories.

    -_-

  57. um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can "the belief that climate change is a fraud" a conspiracy theory when climate change has yet to be proven? Climate change can be proven to be false just by going threw all the research, we already know there are many things that are wrong and edited data to make it look real

    1. Re:um by Linsaran · · Score: 1

      How can "the belief that climate change is a fraud" a conspiracy theory when climate change has yet to be proven? Climate change can be proven to be false just by going threw all the research, we already know there are many things that are wrong and edited data to make it look real

      *Citation needed*

      I'll admit that I haven't gone through ALL the research, but the research I have seen is pretty compelling that climate change exists. NASA has some good and well cited evidence in support of it here but if you're one of those people who refuse to change your mind even in the face of overwhelming evidence, I doubt there's much I can do to change your mind on the subject.

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  58. Use the paper's theory on already discovered cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I highly doubt this is even close to accurate. It should be tested on actual conspiracies, let's take the Gulf of Tonkin incident, or a myriad of others that have become public knowledge, and compare the paper's estimates to what really transpired. Then you have a gauge as to the accuracy of the author's "formulas".

    Who funded this study?

  59. Re:9/11 was an inside job by Sique · · Score: 1

    There is still some difference between negligence and offense. (I like the sound of this sentence).

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  60. Re:9/11 was an inside job by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    What about the conspiracy theory that 9/11 was an inside job orchestrated by the government?

    They aren't competent enough to orchestrate something like that. They also weren't competent enough to stop it, despite getting plenty of notice about some of the orchestrators. That doesn't make them any less responsible.

    It's hard to believe that the same government that built the SR71 blackbird and operated it in secret convincing many "useful idiots" that 'they aren't UFO's' is so incompetent that they couldn't stop a bunch of extremists from flying a plane into the largest buildings of the largest US city. How can any other security theatre be justified as effective in the wake of such a bungle.

    Rather than theorize I ask if it is possible that the US military could develop drone aircraft technology in 2001 and deploy it onto a tanker aircraft? Is it possible to order remote crews to participate in an exercise that they will run from the pentagon as the bad guys flying a simulated plane into a building. Is it possible to order a missile crew to launch a missile as part of their exercise, who don't know it is aimed at a drone crew in the pentagon. Is it possible to use a hitman to take out the missile crew so there are no leaks.

    OR

    Is it possible to convince a few loonies to get on a plane and fly it into buildings so there are no leaks.

    Of course not, it's all just speculation. Usually the simplest explanation fits which is really appealing to the dogmatic skeptic masses who want to believe they are just a little too smart to be deceived. No one would ever do such a thing because it would provide the justification is to clamp down on *your* freedoms to protect you from the extremists who hate you having those freedoms. You would somehow have to convince everyone that brainwashing a population is impossible, which of course it is because now we have a simple mathematical model to prove it.

    There certainly are plenty of conspiracy theories about other things however I've never seen a forensic investigation of the crime scene that was 9/11 so I doubt that we will ever know for sure on this one.

    What I do know is that in the wake of "the conspiracy that wasn't" several laws that clamp down on *your* freedoms to protect you from the extremists who hate you having those freedoms reshape democracy into autocracy. Perhaps the conspiracy was "what if we could steal democracy from the people, how would we do that?".

    Freedom, democracy, accountability have been demonstrated as the ultimate weapons against *any* terrorism because you might not have anything to hide, but you sure have got a lot to loose.

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  61. This paper is a conspiracy by Nikademus · · Score: 1

    I think this paper is a conspiracy to make you think conspiracies don't exist or are prone to unravel.

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  62. World conquering conspiracy example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > how likely some of its participants are to spill the beans

    Likeliness equal zero when the participants are gunned down to keep the secret... That's why the gold-silver-iron triple coffin of Attila the Hun was never found. The cohort sent to bury him under a re-routed river brach were awarded with arrows to the back.

  63. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy is part of the conspiracy.

  64. Re:9/11 was an inside job by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    It's hard to believe that the same government that built the SR71 blackbird and operated it in secret convincing many "useful idiots" that 'they aren't UFO's' is so incompetent that they couldn't stop a bunch of extremists from flying a plane into the largest buildings of the largest US city. How can any other security theatre be justified as effective in the wake of such a bungle.

    The people building the SR71 blackbird aren't the people staring at the civilian radar, nor are they they people listening to air traffic control, nor are they analyzing terrorist tactics and assuming the planes will be flown to Cuba or another country and the passengers held for ransom.

    I think it's a big mistake to treat the federal government as a monolithic organization with each part as competent as the other, or even that each part communicates in any way with the others.

  65. COMPARTMENTALIZATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each person knows only what they need to know which is a microcosim of the whole

  66. Transactional Astrology Pile-Up by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    Here we are at the intersection of statistical mathematics, psychology, anthropology and crass bigotry. A series of arbitrary assumptions has collided at high speed and everything is burning. They are counting the puffs of smoke with precision instruments. This is a real win for everybody.

    Mathematicians will debate one another to judge the specific methods used and how they were applied, but none would ever question whether it was ever appropriate to use statistics to come to actionable conclusions on anything considered a 'conspiracy'. It will be yet another (bold, innovative) application where the amount of error in in the calculations is an estimated value. Job security.

    Psychologists will hail the new Drake Equation of Conspiracy Longevity because it adds a new chapter to their entry level textbooks. On the graduate level every term in the equation is another chapter. All will attempt to approach the fabled Singularity where methods used to ascribe attributes to groups can be (disingenuously, politically, diagnostically) applied to ascribe symptoms of syndromes to individuals, at which point oblique references like 'Conspiracy Tools' will begin to appear in the DSM.

    Anthropologists were attracted to the scene because they hardly ever get called into court to testify about anything, and this incursion might bring some of that terror-stuff into their realm and bridge the history-future gap. Unless you have helped put someone behind bars, you cannot consider yourself a true scientist.

    Bigots were the last to arrive because they had spotted in the smoke and flame the distinctive hues of particular topics which excite them. Once again researchers have failed to 'blind' test their topics and has cherry-picked a mix of ludicrous (moon hoax) and merely controversial (climate blah) topics on which to base their laughingly un-blind research. A sedate line of interested persons converged, concerned and alarmed some issues are being labelled for judgement were soon overtaken by speeding bigots whose prime motivation is to dis others, they have triggered a secondary conflagration that sends everyone scattering.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the new look of science.
    Function in disaster, finish in style. /sarc

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  67. But what about... by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    Cars that run on beer

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  68. Re:9/11 was an inside job by Talderas · · Score: 1

    The people that designed and built the SR-71 weren't even part of the government. Skunk Works did the design and construction of that aircraft.

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  69. As someone who's been around a sociopath by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I realize there's a very big gap in this explanation:

    Denial

    Until you've been around someone that will continue to lie when the proof is presented, discredit the authenticity of the truth, and is in a position of power (as government actors often are) with people backing them you've never experienced the logic shattering reality that can exist when people operate under obvious falsehoods while the truth is staring them in the face.

    Having been around a sociopath for an extended period of time I've learned to spot the traits in action. Some of these conspiracies in the headline mimic those traits. Climate science has been "exposed" as a fraud from the start, but those pushing it are in a position of power and they hire yes-men to produce studies that back their claims.

    Rather it's real or not it follows the M.O. of a sociopath.

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  70. Compare with actual Conspiracies by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    1) Santa Conspiracy. Total # of years believed, on average: 7 years. (assuming belief from birth).

    2) Tooth Fairy: 6 years - Note this means SOME kids realized you lied to them about the tooth fairy, but still believe in Santa for a year.

    3) The Business Plot (attempted coup against the US): 4 months till the newspapers reported the plot.

    4) The Tuskegee Syphilis Crime/experiment. It took 40 years to reveal that they had infected black men with Syphilis and intentionally given a placebo instead of penicillin which was known to cure it.

    5) Operation Snow White (Scientologists illegally infiltrating, bugging, copying, and destroying evidence against them possessed by the IRS, the DEA, the Coast Guard, NIMH and ) the AMA) Three years from plot initiation till the FBI caught them.

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  71. Re:9/11 was an inside job by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    The people building the SR71 blackbird aren't the people staring at the civilian radar, nor are they they people listening to air traffic control

    That is not what I am saying. Ask yourself, as a theoretical possibility, would the technical skills exist in the US in 2001 to create such a device in a large aircraft that makes it drone "pilot-able". Are sufficient organizational skills available?

    Back then would it be an impossible scenario, organizing for a jet to do something expected because the air traffic controllers are busy, as opposed to being incompetent?

    What about an availability of competence that takes advantage of complacency and chaos being as possible as a bunch of brainwashed hokey human rights abusers in kaftans - except more reliable. What's possible or simplest explanation don't matter because it's one thing to detect a lie, but that doesn't mean you know why it exists, only that it's possible.

    That's why a formal forensic investigation, no matter how large, was warranted.

    I think it's a big mistake to treat the federal government as a monolithic organization with each part as competent as the other, or even that each part communicates in any way with the others.

    I wholeheartedly agree. I would suggest that it would be as great a mistake to treat the federal government as equally devoted to truth, justice and freedom or understand their motivations. We've certainly seen our share of criminal actions come from government departments. My experience of most American's I've met is that they are good people, but I would be a fool to think there are some who would not put their interests above everybody else's.

    The "Good Soviets" brought the USSR down from within with their corruption and this is the very thing that America's founding fathers warned were flaws in the constitution that would lead to despotism.

    IIRC, " A despotic government fit to rule a despotic people " was how Franklin described his fear of the consequences.

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  72. Tesla by aron1231 · · Score: 1

    He's the guy I really want to know about.

    He developed real technology. How much of it do we know about and/or can replicate?

    Was much of his technology hidden away by purchasers with other interests (AC electricity)?

  73. A Meta "Conspiracy" Theory by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    The original definition of "conspiracy" circa 1300s, was simply "acting as one" derived from the Latin root "breath together" or to be "acting in the same spirit" depending on the sense of "sprre" (which was also the origin of "spire" in the sense of a cathedral's architectural "spire").

    Therefore the original definition does not denotate conscious intent to act in coordination with others of the same "spirit", as does the modern definition. Somewhere along the line, the connotation of deliberately coordinated action became denotative.

    I am going to argue below that this more restrictive denotation of "conspiracy" was a result of a "conspiracy" in the original sense of the word -- a "conspiracy" which did not require any deliberate, consciously intended coordination of action but was, nevertheless, the work of a group (or groups) for whom that restriction of definition was an evolutionary advantage to their selfish genes.

    Group selection produces unconscious coordinated action between members of the group -- and humans have been under group selection since our common ancestor to chimpanzees (see E. O. Wilson's "The Social Conquest of Earth"). This has the same quality of coordinated action that occurs in the eusocial organisms -- organisms that also engage in group, as opposed to individual, combat aka "war". Indeed, the world's foremost authority on eusocial organisms, E. O. Wilson, argues persuasively that human society -- particularly "civilization" -- is evolving in that direction, which ends in the reification of the group, itself, as meta-organism -- a group of organisms "acting as one" on behalf of selfish genes expressing in the group's behavior patterns.

    Now here's the key:

    Because of the great diaspora of the human genotype out of Africa into a wide variety of environments, there has arisen biodiversity in the human genome adapting to a wide variety of population densities. In the areas with higher population density, there has been stronger group selection than in areas with lower population density. Over the tens of millenia, and in particular over the last ten millenia with the rise of agriculture, this has led to a substantial increase in the gradient of genetically adapted group cohesion between groups. Because these groups were not mixing, due to limitations in transport and barriers of language, natural adaptation to climate, as well as "xenophobia", this didn't immediately result in the destruction of the more individualistic populations.

    However, with the rise of empires and resulting mixing of widely dispersed populations, it became a decisive factor in human evolution.

    The original definition of "conspire" allowed more individualistic populations to talk about perceived patterns of behavior that were of vital interest to them, without taking on the burden of proof that there was some sort of conscious, secret Cabal behind the pattern. This burden of proof was advantageous to the unconsciously coordinated group organisms since it was, of course, impossible for the individualistic populations to bear in their attempts to come to grips with what was happening to them.

    The most recent and stark example of this is in the mass rapes occurring in Germany where there is a "conspiracy theory" that the refugees acted in a conspiratorial manner to have some of them creating diversions while others engaged in rape of German women. There is no need to posit conscious intent on the part of the "rapefugees" and there is reason to believe they may be from populations more adept at group conflict -- unconscious warfare -- than others.

  74. Re:9/11 was an inside job by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    No government would be competent enough to pull off a conspiracy of that magnitude (except maybe DPRK), and not many would be that callous as to kill to their own people in cold blood either, nor do that much damage to their own infrastructure. There's no real gain from something like that, even with increased government oversight. Neither Bush nor Cheney were planning on being in power the rest of their lives, unlike, say, Kim Jung Il. (Though shorter/fewer term limits for Congress would help to prevent such a conspiracy too). But the "truthers" will keep going on with their incredibly ignorant "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" strawman.

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  75. What a bogus article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Open your eyes! Obviously mathematicians are in on it, too...

  76. Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Occam's razor. This indicates that the most simple answer is usually the correct one, and often those conspiracy theories are the easiest answer.

    It's only a conspiracy theory until it becomes a conspiracy fact. This entire study indicates the fallacy of the conspiracy theory because of how the stories are spread from person to person, yet they completely ignore that when talking about their own. For example, global warming has lots of propaganda, and a lot of people will just believe whatever they are told, so the "global warming" theory results in lots of propaganda and lots of people spreading the story around.

    On a football team, the entire defensive line are conspiracy theorist; they all think the ball is coming by them but clearly a majority are always wrong.

    We know rich and powerful people try to get more rich and powerful. This is called the Pareto Principle. 20% of the carpet gets 80% of the traffic. things that are big get bigger, rich get richer and so on.

    To identify a true conspiracy versus a false one, you need only assume it's now in the future, and the conspiracy came true, then work it backwards. Asking each step along the way, "what would they have to do in order to get to this point". Eventually, the theory breaks down, and you know that one is false.

    "Aliens are running the world." Okay, so now it's 5 years in the future and it's a complete fact. So what did the Aliens have to do in order to get final control over everything? Threatening people with being wiped out? If they were prepared to do that, then when is the point of trying to run the planet? See, it breaks down.

    On the other hand, the theory that Rich and Powerful people have formed an oligarchy that wants to establish a one world government with a one world currency and all under the control of a few; well, that one works even if you go back two hundred years.

  77. Re:9/11 was an inside job by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

    What about the conspiracy theory that 9/11 was an inside job orchestrated by the government?

    They aren't competent enough to orchestrate something like that. They also weren't competent enough to stop it, despite getting plenty of notice about some of the orchestrators. That doesn't make them any less responsible.

    It's hard to believe that the same government that built the SR71 blackbird and operated it in secret convincing many "useful idiots" that 'they aren't UFO's' is so incompetent that they couldn't stop a bunch of extremists from flying a plane into the largest buildings of the largest US city. How can any other security theatre be justified as effective in the wake of such a bungle.

    Come on now.

    Number one, the Blackbird was actually quite well known within a few years of it's debut. People didn't know or what it did precisely, but they knew what they looked like, what it was called, and who owned it. Revell even had a model on the market by the late 60s

    Number two, since it's operations were classified revealing anything actually interesting about it would have gotten you arrested, and jeopardized a mission you probably supported because you'd worked on it. Instead of getting a pay-day, and attaboys form an adoring public; you get prison time and your friends refuse to talk to you again.

    On the other hand, as far as we can tell nobody who actually knows anything about the relevant agencies thinks they created S11. Anybody who came forward with evidence would be lauded as a big damn hero. And thousands would probably have to be in on it one way or the other.

  78. Successful and discovered conspiracies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Warrick asavetmd@gmail.com
    the '60s assassinations, Iran Contra, 911, Antrax attack 7/7, all succeded and were discovered. All required a relatively low # of people. Many participants in conspiracies have no idea that they are part of a conspiracy.

  79. Re:9/11 was an inside job by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    Your missing the point. It doesn't matter how the terrorist achieved their goals, it's how our governments used that to achieve their political power goals.

    A failure of government security doesn't mean they should be destroying the freedoms that our democracies are built on so that more security theatre is put in place. Democracy isn't a choice between a police state and a terror state. Security theatre is a parody of freedom.

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  80. What is "spilling the beans" supposed to mean? by RoLi · · Score: 1

    On 9/11 dozens of people "spilled the beans" by reporting underground explosions and 5 Israelis were arrested by the police and quietly released later on. Practically all news networks reported underground explosions.

    Did it matter?

    No. It's still considered a "conspiracy theory". Why should it matter when somebody "spills the beans" if the media and public just ignore it?

  81. Re:9/11 was an inside job by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree with that, but the OP was implying quite strongly that it's ambiguous whether the government actually set up the 9-11 attacks:
    "Is it possible to convince a few loonies to get on a plane and fly it into buildings so there are no leaks"
    "I've never seen a forensic investigation of the crime scene that was 9/11 so I doubt that we will ever know for sure on this one."

    His first couple paragraphs (which I didn't quote for length reasons) are actually a variety of scenarios by which he claims the US government could have taken down the buildings "with no leaks." One of the scenarios involved specifically designing a new class of drone with a huge fuel tank (and nobody would have noticed that they weren't passenger aircraft with hundreds of people aboard), another was that we could have used a missile battery and then killed the entire crew (without anyone noticing a missile crew was dead).

    Bad shit happens. Generally the government uses the bad shit to try to justify more powers. That does not mean the government actually directs 100% of the bad shit.

  82. Religion by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Religion/Sect/Caste has been a conspiracy for past ~2000 years https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  83. Re:9/11 was an inside job by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree with that, but the OP was implying quite strongly that it's ambiguous whether the government actually set up the 9-11 attacks: "Is it possible to convince a few loonies to get on a plane and fly it into buildings so there are no leaks" "I've never seen a forensic investigation of the crime scene that was 9/11 so I doubt that we will ever know for sure on this one."

    The OP was saying that the US Government is competent enough to set up such a scenario. Since there has been no forensic investigation everyone is welcome to make up their own theory about what happened and it is no less valid than anyone else's.

    His first couple paragraphs (which I didn't quote for length reasons) are actually a variety of scenarios by which he claims the US government could have taken down the buildings "with no leaks."

    The US Government could do what it wanted. Insert scenario here. It's irrelevant how it happened, that doesn't even matter. You only need one piece of evidence for a conspiracy: NO FORENSIC INVESTIGATION

    One of the scenarios involved specifically designing a new class of drone with a huge fuel tank (and nobody would have noticed that they weren't passenger aircraft with hundreds of people aboard), another was that we could have used a missile battery and then killed the entire crew (without anyone noticing a missile crew was dead).

    No one said anything about designing a tanker drone, just deploying the control systems to an existing tanker aircraft. Such a situation is plausible if you think those capabilities existed in 2001.

    Bad shit happens. Generally the government uses the bad shit to try to justify more powers. That does not mean the government actually directs 100% of the bad shit.

    So how much% do you think they control? Geeks with knowledge of how telephony systems and computers worked told us back in the 90's how modern surveillance had evolved from Stalin's era. They were told they were being paranoid and wore tin foil hats by people who didn't even know what Echelon, SIGINT or five eyes was even called. Turns out it worked how they said it did, but was a lot larger than anyone thought.

    Thinking the US Government is incompetent, is incompetent because it generalises something that has many highly competent and motivated entities. Ask yourself if the US population is controlling it, answer, no one gives a shit.

    After NO FORENSIC INVESTIGATION, due process was removed with the stroke of a pen and nobody even batted an eyelid turning the US constitution into a parody of all democracies everywhere so yeah, we can agree, bad shit happens. It's happening, remain glued to the TV for further updates about a sale at Macy's.

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  84. Beliefs by minyard · · Score: 1

    Each person views and understands the world based on their own beliefs (personal truths). In my case for example, while I understand that there's lots of evidence suggesting it, I don't believe there was a big bang. I also believe the CDC covered up research findings about vaccines (but I don't know the details). I also believe the wealthiest people in the world aren't on the Forbes list. Is the moon landing fake? Probably not, but the video sure seems to be. But it would be arrogant of me to tell you that I'm absolutely right and you're not. It would also be foolish, because you view the world through the prism of your beliefs, too.

    It's open-minded to understand that language is imperfect, and perspective is always biased, too. Know-it-all-ness is a very adolescent trait. (Yes, that is a demeaning remark. Don't take it personally.) Be kind, and more importantly, be humble, because whether you're right or wrong, life is a gift meant to be enjoyed.

    I'll end the newage hippie woowoo here. Peace