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  1. Re:fuck windows 2000 on Japanese Video Chain Cashes in on Mobile Internet · · Score: -1

    Have you tried placing windows 2000 carefully on the tip of your penis, then smoothly gliding it into your virtual pc? That' how i installed linux.

  2. Re:First on OddTod Laid Low by the Law · · Score: -1

    This took you three minutes? All aboard the Retard Express.

  3. Re:first post on OddTod Laid Low by the Law · · Score: -1

    Euphoria....now that's a word I like, I will add it to my list (of words (that I like)).

  4. Re:There are a few places you can't use it on Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks · · Score: -1
  5. Re:There are a few places you can't use it on Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks · · Score: -1

    As a citizen of (your town name here), I felt that it was my duty. TIL THE MAYORAL BALL AT CITY HALL, THEN.

  6. Re:There are a few places you can't use it on Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks · · Score: -1

    If I experienced cabin depressurization on a plane, the last thing I'd be worrying about would be my laptop. That would be very dumb, like you.

  7. Re:Copy and paste of all things... on Slashback: Bundestux, Kerberos, Blizzard · · Score: -1

    Maybe it's you who has the fucked up priorities. If Linux desktop developers are not willing or able to cater to the needs and demands of actual users, maybe Linux doesn't deserve to be on the desktop. Linux desktop guys aren't even in the same league as Microsoft, and taht's saying alot considering how bad the Windows interface is.

  8. Re:The quality? on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    I do not know when Ralph Malph beta in due out. Please add me to your foes list ya dumb kike.

  9. Re:Clark, is that you? on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I guess Tupac was alright, but only because of "I get around". Changes was pretty good too, but IGA was the mack cruising song of the year. I still play it when I'm fucking a new girl in the back seat of the DonnyMostmobile.

  10. Re:Enlightenment II on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    Oh don't get me wrong Mr. Tarballtz, I love him like a beardaddy. He's just crazy is all.

    I wish freedom upon all BoA ATMs who decide to dedicate their lives to the posting artz, and I tip my foreskin in their general direction. TO THE POSTING ARTZ, THEN.

    - A Message of Olympic Peace from all of us in the Happy Dayz Krew.

  11. Re:Clark, is that you? on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    I made poo today.

  12. Re:The quality? on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    Your question ("The quality?") is intriguing to me. You are quite mysterious, aren't you. Oh what I would give to have meaningless sex with a mysterious AC to pass my way in the night. Thank you AC, youve given me a new fantasy to dream about tonight.

  13. Re:KDE Myths on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    I for one can not tell you why you can see the menus and widgets being drawn in Gtk/Gnome but not in KDE. I hope you understand and I thank you for your patience.

  14. Re:wide patch - UTTER FAILURE on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    You goose.

  15. Re:wide patch on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    Asshole

  16. Re:Enlightenment II on Missing Kernel Patches · · Score: -1

    Ho boy, you crazy. I don't know why or how people turn out to be crazy like you, but gosh durn it if i don't like it.

    Keep the faith my homo nut buddy. May your mental wounds never heal.

  17. Re:chicago on Ricochet Bounces Back, Cautiously · · Score: -1

    My dear Mister Thorbelts, YHBT by Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha. Thank you for the hug & roll, that was fantastic.

  18. Re:ChiTown on Ricochet Bounces Back, Cautiously · · Score: -1

    Chinatown is within San Francisco city limits, I don't see why they would need a separate network.

  19. Number 5 on Interview with David Faure of Mandrake & KDE · · Score: -1

    This Fifth Post is a failed attempt to post first. Four people have come before me to pave my way. They baptize you with water, but I will baptize you with fire.

    Propz to all dead Joanie, my pubes are red with blood.

  20. Re:nice TF3 remix on Video Game Music Mixes · · Score: -1

    death to Fileplanet!!!!

  21. Re:REVEALED : Slashdot is running IIS! on Targeted Sound Beams · · Score: -1

    You want I should get the Fonz on his ass, Horse? I can do that you know, he and I are tight like that.

  22. Re:Fuck it on Understanding NFS · · Score: -1

    I love it i love it i love it i love it. I love it.

  23. Re:JewLover needs to die on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1
  24. Re:fp sissies on New Anime Block Starts Tonight Cartoon Network · · Score: -1

    real_b0fh, don't listen to real_b0fh, it is obvious that real_b0fh had the first post by looking at the time that real_b0fh posted.

    real_b0fh is a faggay, don't let her keep you from your committment to the posting artz. A TIP OF THE FORESKIN to real_b0fh, mistress of the POSTING ARTZ. TO THE POSTING ARTZ, THEN!

  25. Re:Here's a frightening thought... on Lance Bass to Continue to Plague Earth's Surface · · Score: -1

    Why would that concern you? Are you a pussy of some sort, who can't stand behind his words and opinions?

    To all boyband fagz reading this: I hate your music, but I don't resent your fame. It's not a crime to profit from the stupidity and general bad taste of the masses. but if i ever meet you on the street i will kick your ass and take your money drugz carz and women. no hard feelings