I a worker uses 'password' in a company and sticks it on a post-it note on the monitor and casually mentions that that is their password, then surely this would be a valid legal defence if suddenly their account was used to send nasty emails to the boss or whatever.
How could it be proved that it was this person that did it, if the password was publicly known, or assumed?
a). Go to the sleaziest part of town
b). Find the oldest, fattest, ugliest hooker you can find (not hard really)
c). Offer her $10 for 'the works' [note - you'll need to pay an extra $2 for her to take her teeth out, and another $5 to put a paper bag on her head.]
HA - that's funny! At least he doesnt go around blowing up innocent people in the name of some loser like the titiban (or is that taliho, or tali - something)
It's one thing to troll on a website - its completely different when you losers bomb innocent people - THAT is the difference.
Hi, sorry to post this here, but I'm looking for work at the moment - hope you dont mind:)
Personal Details
Name - The_Fire_Horse
Adress - Under the bridge next to the sewer outlet
Phone - 1800-TROLL
email - The_Fire_Horse@goatse.cx
Career Objective
I want to be a paid troll on various websites
Summary of Skills
Strong Internet skills:- I can use AOL and love MSN, I also troll at slashdot Personal Qualities: - unspeakable hygiene, ability to point out humorous flaws in others. e.g. 'Our boss is a complete dickhead - and did you see his toupe - jeez!'
I religeously have a bath at least once a month, and I get on well with cleaners (we talk often about the state of the toilets)
Special Areas of Achievement:- I once got a FIRST POST on Slashdot. Apart from that, lifes been pretty dull:(
Employment History:
1998-1995 Microsoft - Was soley resonsible for developing 'Clippy' in MS Office
2000-1998 'Between Jobs' - I was a drunken bum after realising what I had done
2001 -2000 Rehab
2002-2001 As a new man, I entered society, and on my psychologists advice I became a Troller on Slashdot
Education
I went ot shcool and gto top markes in eNgesh
Interests/Hobbies
Wanking, trolling, and also wanking while trolling. I always read Slashdot at work^H^H^H^Hhome
Referees
CowboyNeal
CmdrTaco
Bill Gates
Thanks very much for your time, and I hope you pay me shitloads of money to goof around
has anyone realised how completely stupid I am? Here I am replying to my own nested posts in a vain attempt to reduce my boredom, but I realise that I am actually WASTING SLASHDOTS VALUABLE RESOURSES. Damn - I am just selfish, so.. .. in the interest of slashdot please mod this comment up so show the other trolls how WASTEFUL they really are.
Thanks for your time - you mod really does count
We all do it. Wanking, that is. The problem is when you find what looks like a nice tight thing to fuck (like the neck of a large bottle, or toilet roll, or piece of PVC pipe), but when the dick goes in and you start feeding the chooks - it gets fully erect and.. Uh. oh. ITS STUCK FAST. You cant get it out, you start to panic - suddenly, there's a knock on the toilet door - Its your Mother, "Are you in there, Tommy?"
Hi. I'm The_Fire_Horse, and you might remember me from such postings as 'How to get the most from Windows 2.0' and 'Why does uncle ernie pat my bottom and smile a lot'
Ok - this is a serious situation, but you have to keep calm. Remember, you are not a weird pervert [well - you are actually, but then so is everyone else], and the trick is to concentrate on something really unsexy so that the erection goes down. This is NOT a situation that you can just 'wank your way out of', and trying to squeeze butter in there is not going to help either (you really should've thought of that first, young man!)
Think of your old maths teacher, your english homework, the smell of your shoes, the shit stains on your grandpas underpants - anything until it goes down.
Whew! You did it. Well, I think we've all learn't a valuable lesson from this, and remember - DONT PUT YOUR DICK WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG, but If you do - grease it up FIRST.
I paid my $5 to subscribe to $lashdot like a good little penguin poop, and yet I still get adverts? I also tried the advice on someones sig about 'hot grits' which you put in your pants - so I did it; I got some molten lava and poured it into my underpants and it FUCKING HURT LIKE HELL.
What kind of website is this!!!!
Something is wrong here.... seriously wrong.
F I R S T P O S T ... or maybe not
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F irstly, let me say that I prepared this post earlier. I had an idea a while ago and thought that I R eally should try and add a little class to my S lashdot first posts. T hen I thought - ahh, fuck it - I'll just do this.
P enis is a good word to include in any first post O bviously. It causes the elite intellectuals to S hit their pants in case they get a hard on and starting T ossing Off.
Regular or Cherry - A buyers guide to Condoms
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Condoms sales throughout the world exceed $5.2 Billion dollars p.a., and it is estimated that every person in the United States buys 10 a year.
Hi. I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from postings such as 'FIRST POST' and '100 ways to look busy at work while downloading pr0n'. Todays article is more of an introduction to the overall procedure to buying condoms. Even though you, as a slashdot user may have never even SEEN a women in 3D (photoshop enhancements DONT count); it is essential to know how to buy a condom - just in case you get filthy rich. Then , the women will find you!
Condoms come in 3 sizes 'normal', 'tiny pecker' and 'politican'. Yes, that's right - always buy normal - even if your dick is tiny, you can shrink them in the microwave for 4 minutes on low (betcha didnt see THAT on the Home Cooking Show). Now for the flavours - NEVER go for the Cherry - it may be exotic, it may be the worlds most preffered flavour, but there is always the chance that she (or he - sorry, Taco) will momentarily forget what is going on and think its food and CHOMP - OOOOOOuuuuuccchhhh.
This has been a community announcement [which means the government paid me $80K to research it and write this].
Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are spoiling slashdot for everyone!!
Slashdot is a place for computer nerds who like fistfucking to speak openly about the current issues of the world. Quite frankly, I think that you are just a waste of space...
...nah, just kidding - I think its a great idea.. but why the fuck wasn't I included - I mean, really; I've been posting some extremely crappy posts with lame half assed attempts at humour, and for what.... NOTHING... THIS IS THE THANKS THAT I GET.... SHEESH !!!
.. a bewolf cluster of slashdot trolls wanking furiously
to streaming pr0n, while simultaneously hitting refresh
on the slashdot front page trying to get FIRST POST.
How DARE you waste my VALUABLE time reading you lame arsed posts... damn you.... damn you to HELL!!!!
I WILL be sending you an invoice for the time I wasted reading that.. that.... SHIT !!!
Sotware protection is not, and will never be completely safe from cracking. When, oh when; will the dipshits realise this!
The only way to make your code tamper proof for ever is to write the code, print it out, drop the PC into a live volcano, then get the printout and jam it fair up your ass. Then go and put on a good old fashioned chastity belt. Lock it up, and smash the key to bits (do NOT eat a curry before doing this). The final step for total security is for you to jump into a live volcano.
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I a worker uses 'password' in a company and sticks it on a post-it note on the monitor and casually mentions that that is their password, then surely this would be a valid legal defence if suddenly their account was used to send nasty emails to the boss or whatever.
How could it be proved that it was this person that did it, if the password was publicly known, or assumed?
*sniff* - damn.. you made me cry with that beautiful speech.
I used to use Linux, but now I am going to buy Windows XP and install it on all my servers.
Thank you for showing me the light!!
I mean, come on people - If its a bootable linux distro; what good is it, really!
The day I installed Windows 2.0 was the best day of my life - Me
first post etc... etc..
Man, are you getting ripped off!
a). Go to the sleaziest part of town
b). Find the oldest, fattest, ugliest hooker you can find (not hard really)
c). Offer her $10 for 'the works' [note - you'll need to pay an extra $2 for her to take her teeth out, and another $5 to put a paper bag on her head.]
All up - only $22 !!
*he* is racist ??
HA - that's funny! At least he doesnt go around blowing up innocent people in the name of some loser like the titiban (or is that taliho, or tali - something)
It's one thing to troll on a website - its completely different when you losers bomb innocent people - THAT is the difference.
Losers
Hi, sorry to post this here, but I'm looking for work at the moment - hope you dont mind :)
: - unspeakable hygiene, ability to point out humorous flaws in others. e.g. 'Our boss is a complete dickhead - and did you see his toupe - jeez!'
:(
Personal Details
Name - The_Fire_Horse
Adress - Under the bridge next to the sewer outlet
Phone - 1800-TROLL
email - The_Fire_Horse@goatse.cx
Career Objective
I want to be a paid troll on various websites
Summary of Skills
Strong Internet skills:- I can use AOL and love MSN, I also troll at slashdot
Personal Qualities
I religeously have a bath at least once a month, and I get on well with cleaners (we talk often about the state of the toilets)
Special Areas of Achievement:- I once got a FIRST POST on Slashdot. Apart from that, lifes been pretty dull
Employment History:
1998-1995 Microsoft - Was soley resonsible for developing 'Clippy' in MS Office
2000-1998 'Between Jobs' - I was a drunken bum after realising what I had done
2001 -2000 Rehab
2002-2001 As a new man, I entered society, and on my psychologists advice I became a Troller on Slashdot
Education
I went ot shcool and gto top markes in eNgesh
Interests/Hobbies
Wanking, trolling, and also wanking while trolling. I always read Slashdot at work^H^H^H^Hhome
Referees
CowboyNeal
CmdrTaco
Bill Gates
Thanks very much for your time, and I hope you pay me shitloads of money to goof around
...a 3D map of URANUS !!!
[snigger, chortle]
When clicking , reply to an empty story - you have to wait 20 tantalising seconds before hitting post...
At least we can compile our kernels while trolling... Well Done!!!
has anyone realised how completely stupid I am? Here I am replying to my own nested posts in a vain attempt to reduce my boredom, but I realise that I am actually WASTING SLASHDOTS VALUABLE RESOURSES. Damn - I am just selfish, so ..
.. in the interest of slashdot please mod this comment up so show the other trolls how WASTEFUL they really are.
Thanks for your time - you mod really does count
This person is obviously a complete loser
- PLEASE - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..
MOD
Parent
DOWN
First
... no shit - 'I' know its lame. 'YOU' know that its lame, but hey; chill out - this is slashdot
.. he. he. he.
Reply
To
The
First
Post
MOD THIS UP/DOWN (that's guarenteed to get it modded up
.. for a FIRST POST !!!
man.. you are like... a machine!!!
We all do it. Wanking, that is. The problem is when you find what looks like a nice tight thing to fuck (like the neck of a large bottle, or toilet roll, or piece of PVC pipe), but when the dick goes in and you start feeding the chooks - it gets fully erect and .. Uh. oh. ITS STUCK FAST. You cant get it out, you start to panic - suddenly, there's a knock on the toilet door - Its your Mother, "Are you in there, Tommy?"
Hi. I'm The_Fire_Horse, and you might remember me from such postings as 'How to get the most from Windows 2.0' and 'Why does uncle ernie pat my bottom and smile a lot'
Ok - this is a serious situation, but you have to keep calm. Remember, you are not a weird pervert [well - you are actually, but then so is everyone else], and the trick is to concentrate on something really unsexy so that the erection goes down. This is NOT a situation that you can just 'wank your way out of', and trying to squeeze butter in there is not going to help either (you really should've thought of that first, young man!)
Think of your old maths teacher, your english homework, the smell of your shoes, the shit stains on your grandpas underpants - anything until it goes down.
Whew! You did it. Well, I think we've all learn't a valuable lesson from this, and remember - DONT PUT YOUR DICK WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG, but If you do - grease it up FIRST.
I paid my $5 to subscribe to $lashdot like a good little penguin poop, and yet I still get adverts? I also tried the advice on someones sig about 'hot grits' which you put in your pants - so I did it; I got some molten lava and poured it into my underpants and it FUCKING HURT LIKE HELL.
What kind of website is this!!!!
Something is wrong here.... seriously wrong.
F irstly, let me say that I prepared this post earlier.
I had an idea a while ago and thought that I
R eally should try and add a little class to my
S lashdot first posts.
T hen I thought - ahh, fuck it - I'll just do this.
P enis is a good word to include in any first post
O bviously. It causes the elite intellectuals to
S hit their pants in case they get a hard on and starting
T ossing Off.
Condoms sales throughout the world exceed $5.2 Billion dollars p.a., and it is estimated that every person in the United States buys 10 a year.
Hi. I'm The_Fire_Horse and you might remember me from postings such as 'FIRST POST' and '100 ways to look busy at work while downloading pr0n'. Todays article is more of an introduction to the overall procedure to buying condoms. Even though you, as a slashdot user may have never even SEEN a women in 3D (photoshop enhancements DONT count); it is essential to know how to buy a condom - just in case you get filthy rich. Then , the women will find you!
Condoms come in 3 sizes 'normal', 'tiny pecker' and 'politican'. Yes, that's right - always buy normal - even if your dick is tiny, you can shrink them in the microwave for 4 minutes on low (betcha didnt see THAT on the Home Cooking Show). Now for the flavours - NEVER go for the Cherry - it may be exotic, it may be the worlds most preffered flavour, but there is always the chance that she (or he - sorry, Taco) will momentarily forget what is going on and think its food and CHOMP - OOOOOOuuuuuccchhhh.
This has been a community announcement [which means the government paid me $80K to research it and write this].
this is more insightful than you could possibly imagine.
Here I was, quietly pressing refresh hoping to get the first post, when I replied to you in another story a minute ago and LOST MY FP.
Damn - WHY ME - For the love of god... why has this fate befallen me... NNNNOOOOOOoooooooo...
Ok, I'm all better now (I just took my tablet)
Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are spoiling slashdot for everyone!!
...nah, just kidding - I think its a great idea.. but why the fuck wasn't I included - I mean, really; I've been posting some extremely crappy posts with lame half assed attempts at humour, and for what.... NOTHING... THIS IS THE THANKS THAT I GET.... SHEESH !!!
Slashdot is a place for computer nerds who like fistfucking to speak openly about the current issues of the world. Quite frankly, I think that you are just a waste of space...
.. a bewolf cluster of slashdot trolls wanking furiously
to streaming pr0n, while simultaneously hitting refresh
on the slashdot front page trying to get FIRST POST.
Oh, you bastard!
.... SHIT !!!
How DARE you waste my VALUABLE time reading you lame arsed posts... damn you.... damn you to HELL!!!!
I WILL be sending you an invoice for the time I wasted reading that.. that
Nice troll, man - I take my hat off to you (and my pants) - judging by the hotties
Sotware protection is not, and will never be completely safe from cracking. When, oh when; will the dipshits realise this!
The only way to make your code tamper proof for ever is to write the code, print it out, drop the PC into a live volcano, then get the printout and jam it fair up your ass. Then go and put on a good old fashioned chastity belt. Lock it up, and smash the key to bits (do NOT eat a curry before doing this). The final step for total security is for you to jump into a live volcano.
Your code is now secure.