Gosh, golly - tough shit to everyone else - I am the master of the universe [i guess?]
CLICK HERE to email slashdot editors to get the FONT tag working on slashdot - wouldn't first posts be so much better in 100 foot high letters in bright pink on a purple background - yes I know you agree
(By the way - the above 'click here' doesnt do anything, so if you are from AOL - then just keep clicking for 20 years and it will work eventually)
Well, you wouldn't believe it, but they were at the end of my bed
Gee - I feel silly, but thanks for all the support I got - the emails, cash donations, flowers and yes, even love letters.
I really appreciate your help and support - slashdot readers are so very helpful
I dont know what the hell is going on anymore.
I was at work, doing the usual stuff - scuba diving for ancient fossils off the ocean floor - you know what I mean, same old boring shit, when suddenly - I looked down and saw my willy flopping around in the open!
I said to myself - what the FUCK is going on here - WHO TOOK MY PANTS.
So, here is my question - if anyone finds my pants, please return them and there will be a reward [snigger]
... can you please enable the FONT tag for slashdot posts.
I'm sure that I speak for everyone when I say that the entire 'slashdot experience' would be enhanced with a splash of color and different font sizes.
You sir,... are a FUCKING WANKER
You ruined my beautiful and well crafted first post joke FOREVER [sniff.. sob] It was the funniest fucking thing I've EVER SAID - and , well, just GONE thanks to a dickless AC
While, this is a very topical subject at the moment, we need to remember that the creators of content - whether they be programmers, artists, whatever; need to be paid for their work.
Artists get to express themselves in any way they like - they can be unique, original, or just plain 'run of the mill' pictures, but the programmer doesn't get this choice - they must conform to many standards and protocols.
Wouldn't it be great, as a programmer - to be able to code to whatever standard/format you liked - without being sued for patent infringement?
If all people had to pay for each bit of source code they 'viewed' over the internet, then this would nullify all the patent nonsense. The author gets paid according to how popular their code is, and anyone who wants to use it pays a small amount (say $5).
I suggest, that all source code (including open source, be available only by paying $5 by credit card - per file.
I really think that this would solve the problems - any comments ?
Thanks for the feedback - I apologise for the lameness of my first post, but.. gosh darn.. I was just so exited that I got it - that I damn near blew my load.
Anyway - on my way to my VERY FIRST POST I saw a dead penis bird laying on the road. I walked up to it and said "Hey - what's up?"
It said 'Jon Katz had his way with me, because he thought I was an underage student'. I couldn't believe it - he then said 'I tried to stop him, by saying "BSD IS DYING" but he just kept mumbling 'no shit' as he fucked my anus goatse.cx style
You see, Harvard students are a bunch of complete wankers, and it all started when someone bought a picture of Cartmans mum and stuck in on the local dartboard (hint - they didnt use glue)
Well, lets just say it went downhill from there, and before long all the nerdy little harvard twats were lining up to jerk off to the picture on the dartboard.
It got so messy and soggy that before long the cleaners refused to go in there, so they decided to make a web interface.
I had to use one last week - it was my doctors surgery...
'Thanks for calling WeKillU Medical Center - please speak your symptom'
[me] My Ass hurts
'You have a problem with your ass. Please state if it is : itchy, sore, bleeding
[me] My ass is bleeding
'Thank you - please state why your ass is bleeding
[me] I went to some weird 'goats.cx' website and it just started bleeding
'Thank you - we have determined that you are a troll - press any key to hang up now - goodbye
Offtopic, I know; but I checked your slashdot URL for the 'buttfucker' job and I got an email back from Billy Boy that the job was taken by a strange guy called 'Commanda Teco?' or something - you know you should really should take the job adverts off once the position is filled - it sure would save us poor jobseekers a lot of time.
Thanks in advance:)
where are all the 'fp' trolls - WAKE UP PEOPLE - there are too many insightful comments in the first 6 so far (I'd try for FP but I'm on 33.6k dialup - yup, that's right - lame, lame, lame.
consider yourself winner of the complete loser award for 2002 - yes its only Feb. but you still have outdone anyone for the rest of the year.
1. normal users hate you because you post shit
2. trolls hate you because you post shit with lots of line feeds [ooohhh - you must be a great coder to manage that], and we cant read the (sometimes) funny crap posted at -1.
Slashdot Mirror
Well, well, well...
It would seem that I HAVE A FIRST POST
Gosh, golly - tough shit to everyone else - I am the master of the universe [i guess?]
CLICK HERE to email slashdot editors to get the FONT tag working on slashdot - wouldn't first posts be so much better in 100 foot high letters in bright pink on a purple background - yes I know you agree
(By the way - the above 'click here' doesnt do anything, so if you are from AOL - then just keep clicking for 20 years and it will work eventually)
Well, you wouldn't believe it, but they were at the end of my bed
Gee - I feel silly, but thanks for all the support I got - the emails, cash donations, flowers and yes, even love letters.
I really appreciate your help and support - slashdot readers are so very helpful
I dont know what the hell is going on anymore. I was at work, doing the usual stuff - scuba diving for ancient fossils off the ocean floor - you know what I mean, same old boring shit, when suddenly - I looked down and saw my willy flopping around in the open! I said to myself - what the FUCK is going on here - WHO TOOK MY PANTS. So, here is my question - if anyone finds my pants, please return them and there will be a reward [snigger]
so that was you, was it?
:)
Damn - even I fell for that link 'fbi.jpg' sounds harmless enough....
Fucking 404 redirects - I was at WORK damn you!
(mind you, I work as a nude model in a porn factory so my boss didnt give a shit
yes... I'm joking
dont forget to use 'lint' or 'purify'
HA HA HA HA - FUCK - I AM SO FUNNY (you see, it is really lame to reply to your own jokes, but, hey - I'm lame!!!)
ooh!! ooh!! I know the answer to this!!!!!!
hrm [clears throat]...
IT IS BETTER TO HAVE SEX WITH A COMPILER
... can you please enable the FONT tag for slashdot posts.
I'm sure that I speak for everyone when I say that the entire 'slashdot experience' would be enhanced with a splash of color and different font sizes.
Thank you for you consideration.
Hey - what the hell!! This was in my journal - protected by 124,545,351 bit encryption - you guys must be leet to have cracked that.
So anyway - where is this 'alleged' troll library
You sir, ... are a FUCKING WANKER
You ruined my beautiful and well crafted first post joke FOREVER [sniff.. sob] It was the funniest fucking thing I've EVER SAID - and , well, just GONE thanks to a dickless AC
Well - FUCK YOU
FFFAAAARRRRRTTTTTTT
he he he - damn, I get funnier after each beer that I drink. Oh, and FP !
While, this is a very topical subject at the moment, we need to remember that the creators of content - whether they be programmers, artists, whatever; need to be paid for their work.
Artists get to express themselves in any way they like - they can be unique, original, or just plain 'run of the mill' pictures, but the programmer doesn't get this choice - they must conform to many standards and protocols.
Wouldn't it be great, as a programmer - to be able to code to whatever standard/format you liked - without being sued for patent infringement?
If all people had to pay for each bit of source code they 'viewed' over the internet, then this would nullify all the patent nonsense. The author gets paid according to how popular their code is, and anyone who wants to use it pays a small amount (say $5).
I suggest, that all source code (including open source, be available only by paying $5 by credit card - per file.
I really think that this would solve the problems - any comments ?
Thanks for the feedback - I apologise for the lameness of my first post, but .. gosh darn.. I was just so exited that I got it - that I damn near blew my load.
Anyway - on my way to my VERY FIRST POST I saw a dead penis bird laying on the road. I walked up to it and said "Hey - what's up?"
It said 'Jon Katz had his way with me, because he thought I was an underage student'. I couldn't believe it - he then said 'I tried to stop him, by saying "BSD IS DYING" but he just kept mumbling 'no shit' as he fucked my anus goatse.cx style
shudder - it was just horrible
he he - I WIN - (at last)
Oh, my god... could it be... a ....
... First Post ?
Gee Wizz , I sure hope so.. this will make me a LEGEND with the other trolls.
Man, I can see it now - book signings, photo shoots, bong fillings - yep... I've finially made something of my life!
You see, Harvard students are a bunch of complete wankers, and it all started when someone bought a picture of Cartmans mum and stuck in on the local dartboard (hint - they didnt use glue)
Well, lets just say it went downhill from there, and before long all the nerdy little harvard twats were lining up to jerk off to the picture on the dartboard.
It got so messy and soggy that before long the cleaners refused to go in there, so they decided to make a web interface.
True story !!
damn - I was replying to journal comments - I guess that makes me a real loooser, huh ?
I think that goes without saying.
That was a joke you twit
..hang on a minute..
Man, I cant believe the stupidity of some people just falling for these troll-like comments...
Ah, forget it
just install DOS.
... ouch , hey - it was a fucking joke!
he he
That's funny!
That is; without a doubt, the biggest load of shit I have ever read.
I suppose some 'non voilent protester' with 2 half finished nukes in their bedroom is inconclusive?
I had to use one last week - it was my doctors surgery...
'Thanks for calling WeKillU Medical Center - please speak your symptom'
[me] My Ass hurts
'You have a problem with your ass. Please state if it is : itchy, sore, bleeding
[me] My ass is bleeding
'Thank you - please state why your ass is bleeding
[me] I went to some weird 'goats.cx' website and it just started bleeding
'Thank you - we have determined that you are a troll - press any key to hang up now - goodbye
Offtopic, I know; but I checked your slashdot URL for the 'buttfucker' job and I got an email back from Billy Boy that the job was taken by a strange guy called 'Commanda Teco?' or something - you know you should really should take the job adverts off once the position is filled - it sure would save us poor jobseekers a lot of time. :)
Thanks in advance
where are all the 'fp' trolls - WAKE UP PEOPLE - there are too many insightful comments in the first 6 so far (I'd try for FP but I'm on 33.6k dialup - yup, that's right - lame, lame, lame.
consider yourself winner of the complete loser award for 2002 - yes its only Feb. but you still have outdone anyone for the rest of the year.
1. normal users hate you because you post shit
2. trolls hate you because you post shit with lots of line feeds [ooohhh - you must be a great coder to manage that], and we cant read the (sometimes) funny crap posted at -1.
So... please 'go away'.