Or an entire country of people that thinks that a problem can be solved by sending out the troops, F-16s and tanks and "isolating" the elected president of a nation. ... who secretly supports terrorism.
Yes - I agree with the F-16's, tanks, whatever - anyone who supports terrorism - actively, or cowardly - will get what they deserve.
What police?
Oh, I get it - you're all pissed off because you're part of the Taliban, aren't you ? huh ? [dont worry - I wont tell] .... HEY GUYS - HE's OVER HERE - BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF HIM !!!!
The simple fact that an entire country of people thinks that a problem can be solved by shoving bombs up their asses and killing innocent civilians (and themselves) tells me all that I need to know..
Thanks for your intellectual input - but.. If you really believe that saddum is going to give your family $50k for killing others during 'the glory of god', then... well... you are a complete fuckhead.
Missed ?? - Last I heard he certainly cant control his rabble of a country - he just hides in a candle lit bunker like Hitler did, shortly before his demise. Oh, well - who say's history doesnt repeat?
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Ok, so I've got this Linux PC and its been chugging along ok I guess for the
last 15 months collecting data and stuff, when I needed to install
a plug and play LAN card.
I rip off the top of the box and look for a slot, but the IDE cables are in the way,
so I unplug them - just for a few seconds, to plug in my LAN card, and would
you believe it - the fucking PC crashed. Bloody Linux - what a piece of shit.
At least Windows has 'Plug and Play' which works. I mean, Windows upgrades
have never failed us - we just schedule our hardware upgrades for the time of the
day that the boxes decide to BSOD. This is quite a good feature if you really think
about it - sort of a reminder to 'check to see if any hardware needs upgrading'
Well I'm off to Walmart tomorrow to get lots of shiney new copies of
Windows XP to put onto all our computers here. I have to do this, after all.. ..National security depends on us.
regards,
Mr 'X'
Chief Information Officer
Some Major Government Department
Quite true - no argument.
Windows has been the 'standard' for a long time now, and employers expect it.
Problem is, any schmuck can "know windows" but be completely and utterly clueless about computers in general - if its not on a toolbar [dummy mode on], then forget it.
Cripes - I've seen fuckwits with double degrees in Computer Science who dont know how to copy a fucking file
While what you say is fair, I must say that anyone who uses a computer for any length of time (in a business at least), should be trained.
Not Word, or Excel or graphics - but TRAINED HOW TO USE A DAMN COMPUTER
It doesnt really matter what OS they are using, the basic *understanding* is the same.
1. If I type shit in, I need to save it somewhere
2. The shit that I typed in, is saved in what is called a 'file'. This file exists in a folder/directory on the hard disk.
3. Just because I printed the shit out, doesn't mean it is saved
4. I need to make a backup of the file from my hard drive, because hard drives can - and WILL - fail.
People aren't stupid, but if they use a computer - they really need to LEARN the very basics of it.
It's funny you should say that - I got the first post a couple of weeks ago and there was no one else posting for what seemed like ages.
So I tried for a second post - and guess what... the bastard moderators modded me down for my FIRST and SECOND(third actually) posts - what pricks !!!!
Actually, it was the government sanctions which caused the oil crisis. It had nothing to do with the current ecomonics - the entire situation was manufactered as part of a high level deal.
HA !!!
1. If you drink cola light you are a yuppy wimp
2. Cola rots your stomach
3. any 'light' drink means you are a loser
Therefore anything that turns someone into a stomach rotting, yuppy, wimp, loser has GOT be evil - especially if they say SHIT FUCK CUNT WANKER LOSER GAYBO SLUT DICKHEAD and links to Microsoft
CANDO - is the ancient Taliban method of self defence.
Basically, when attacked, they quickly eat 5 curries, drop their pants and spray shit all over their attackers - its very unwholesome, and yet, not much different to when they preach shit out of their mouths...
Who modded me up? Fuck knows - but I cant seem to get anywhere near a first post these days, so I guess I haven't been losing much karma - maybe I should say ALL MODERATORS CAN SUCK MY ARSE HAIRS more often - yeh, that should do it!!
I hate going for a crap on a cold winters morning and freezing my arse off.
A self heating can would be really nice - great big thanks to all those boffins!!
You're gonna call off your negative moderations.
You're gonna publicly state that there is no underground troll network, or these guys are gonna take your first post.
They're gonna first post to "Ask Slashdot" and first post to"Jon Katz Features", goatse.cx style.
Look, the people you are modding down are the people you depend on.
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Or an entire country of people that thinks that a problem can be solved by sending out the troops, F-16s and tanks and "isolating" the elected president of a nation.
... who secretly supports terrorism.
Yes - I agree with the F-16's, tanks, whatever - anyone who supports terrorism - actively, or cowardly - will get what they deserve.
What police?
Oh, I get it - you're all pissed off because you're part of the Taliban, aren't you ? huh ? [dont worry - I wont tell]
.... HEY GUYS - HE's OVER HERE - BOMB THE CRAP OUT OF HIM !!!!
The simple fact that an entire country of people thinks that a problem can be solved by shoving bombs up their asses and killing innocent civilians (and themselves) tells me all that I need to know..
Thanks for your intellectual input - but.. If you really believe that saddum is going to give your family $50k for killing others during 'the glory of god', then... well... you are a complete fuckhead.
What the fuck is it with the people who seem to think that they must support Israel at all costs.
Well - gee whizz, let me think now...
Ooh - I've got it!
How about the fact that the fucking morinic palestinians are shoving bombs up their asses and killing people at random based on their location.
He will be missed; truly a modern-day icon.
Missed ?? - Last I heard he certainly cant control his rabble of a country - he just hides in a candle lit bunker like Hitler did, shortly before his demise. Oh, well - who say's history doesnt repeat?
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We have discovered that some posts are being modded down unfairly after the reader reads the first few lines.
You are obviously a diligent moderator as you have read past the
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Informative.
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Thank you. The Staff of Slashdot
Request Number A4401
Ok, so I've got this Linux PC and its been chugging along ok I guess for the
..National security depends on us.
last 15 months collecting data and stuff, when I needed to install
a plug and play LAN card.
I rip off the top of the box and look for a slot, but the IDE cables are in the way,
so I unplug them - just for a few seconds, to plug in my LAN card, and would
you believe it - the fucking PC crashed. Bloody Linux - what a piece of shit.
At least Windows has 'Plug and Play' which works. I mean, Windows upgrades
have never failed us - we just schedule our hardware upgrades for the time of the
day that the boxes decide to BSOD. This is quite a good feature if you really think
about it - sort of a reminder to 'check to see if any hardware needs upgrading'
Well I'm off to Walmart tomorrow to get lots of shiney new copies of
Windows XP to put onto all our computers here. I have to do this, after all..
regards,
Mr 'X'
Chief Information Officer
Some Major Government Department
Quite true - no argument.
Windows has been the 'standard' for a long time now, and employers expect it.
Problem is, any schmuck can "know windows" but be completely and utterly clueless about computers in general - if its not on a toolbar [dummy mode on], then forget it.
Cripes - I've seen fuckwits with double degrees in Computer Science who dont know how to copy a fucking file
you lucky bastard!
This should go into some sort of Hall of Fame, surely - Taco? What do you think!
While what you say is fair, I must say that anyone who uses a computer for any length of time (in a business at least), should be trained.
Not Word, or Excel or graphics - but TRAINED HOW TO USE A DAMN COMPUTER
It doesnt really matter what OS they are using, the basic *understanding* is the same.
1. If I type shit in, I need to save it somewhere
2. The shit that I typed in, is saved in what is called a 'file'. This file exists in a folder/directory on the hard disk.
3. Just because I printed the shit out, doesn't mean it is saved
4. I need to make a backup of the file from my hard drive, because hard drives can - and WILL - fail.
People aren't stupid, but if they use a computer - they really need to LEARN the very basics of it.
Managers are NOT excluded.
It's funny you should say that - I got the first post a couple of weeks ago and there was no one else posting for what seemed like ages.
So I tried for a second post - and guess what... the bastard moderators modded me down for my FIRST and SECOND(third actually) posts - what pricks !!!!
Connect this
You sir - are a complete fuckwit.
thanks for changing your policies - 'just like MickeySoft does'
Up yours and go fuck yourselves!
I think this may be a first post...
Or maybe not.
Actually, it was the government sanctions which caused the oil crisis. It had nothing to do with the current ecomonics - the entire situation was manufactered as part of a high level deal.
you're not kidding - it would really make slashdot a fun place. Ooh - how about allowing html popups - that would REALLY get the place jumping!
whoever got the first post is a fucking genius!!
:)
+5 insightful, thanks moderators - you all do a really good job
... so, where is everyone.
I got the first post - HA HA HA HA HA
Why, oh why cant we have pretty colours and big bastard fonts ??
HA !!!
1. If you drink cola light you are a yuppy wimp
2. Cola rots your stomach
3. any 'light' drink means you are a loser
Therefore anything that turns someone into a stomach rotting, yuppy, wimp, loser has GOT be evil - especially if they say SHIT FUCK CUNT WANKER LOSER GAYBO SLUT DICKHEAD and links to Microsoft
Actually , I just like dribbling shit!
CANDO - is the ancient Taliban method of self defence.
Basically, when attacked, they quickly eat 5 curries, drop their pants and spray shit all over their attackers - its very unwholesome, and yet, not much different to when they preach shit out of their mouths...
Who modded me up? Fuck knows - but I cant seem to get anywhere near a first post these days, so I guess I haven't been losing much karma - maybe I should say ALL MODERATORS CAN SUCK MY ARSE HAIRS more often - yeh, that should do it!!
can what ???
no, its a "CAN DO" attitude
Sheesh.. doesn't anyone read those management memo's anymore!
I hate going for a crap on a cold winters morning and freezing my arse off.
A self heating can would be really nice - great big thanks to all those boffins!!
You're gonna call off your negative moderations.
You're gonna publicly state that there is no underground troll network, or these guys are gonna take your first post.
They're gonna first post to "Ask Slashdot" and first post to"Jon Katz Features", goatse.cx style.
Look, the people you are modding down are the people you depend on.
We fix your PCs. We give you disk space.
We connect your help desk calls, we route your network traffic.
We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.