fucktards. Go ahead mod me down
By the way - I can post coz I'm a smelly little troll - but if YOU post you will be moderated and/or metamoderated down to -1 - just like me:)
1. Run a string line from one edge of the property to the other.
2. Dig a hole 1 foot square by 2 feet deep using a thin spade.
3. Fill with concrete and set in a stirrup bracket.
4. bolt a piece of hardwood 4 inches square by 6 feet into the bracket and level.
5. Yell FIRST POST
It might be profitable for certain companies to monitor new Slashdot stories as they relate to human behavior. The rate of influx for new stories is bound to be inversely related to the workers' productivity:)
Here's a tip - it might also be profitable for you to jam a coconut fair up your ass.
- yes, I know you're joking, but it had to be said:):)
Ouch!
Ok, time to relax you fuckheads - this was a *JOKE* - it may not have been very funny, but it was still a joke!
Damn I thought I was fast when I got a FIRST POST here at slashdot, but the speed at which that fucking lawsuit hit me was impressive. Especially since I'm currently fishing from a mountain stream in Tibet, and posted this crap through a satellite link - fuck those laywers are good
Hi, guys. Just popped by to touch base and say 'way to go dudes!' You guys are doing a fantastic job here modding down anti Micr^H^H^H^H bad posts.
Anywho, as you know you will get a bonus if you post anti-linux propaganda, so please remember to record the storyID and the commentID for each of your posts so we can send them to the guys and gals in Accounts.
Keep smiling, and stay focused, team ! Remember.... you're a WINNER
'Sincerely',
Chuck. (your pal from Marketing):):):)
Ok, you nerds - you know that we've never had sex with a real woman (and it's not likely unless we get megarich) - so lets put our damn thinking caps on and combine realdoll with a basic robot
Come on - it CANT be that hard - she just has to say:
- Does my butt look big in this
- Who wants gingersnaps!
- You look sexy when you download Linux ISO's
Hi there - this is a note to the reader of slashdot. If you are reading this message, then the software has cored and the experiment is over.
In case you aren't aware there aren't really any people posting on slashdot - this is all one gigantic IRC bot specifically designed to make you believe that you are part of a community. You (yes - *you* ) are talking to a very clever computer program.
Well, sorry if we confused you, and hey thanks anyway. (Oh, yes and because you are the only reader our logs show that you have several 'karma accounts' and a number of 'troll' accounts - you never fooled anyone.
Even your emails to Taco were ironic - you didnt know, but Taco is actually a QuickBasic program on an old XT!
Thanks for reading and posting.
Over, and out.
Woah! Hey relax - its a joke (I've seen the Matrix too many times)
Hey, thanks for listening [sniff] - my teachers hated me [sniff] they said I was some kinda looser!
I think the reason you haven't been IP banned is that you have a very cool nick - looks like an AC (hell - it fooled me, but then again - that's not difficult:)
Well, I guess I showed him!! Look at me now!
I'm a troll on slashdot posting at -1 and.... .... Oh, wait a minute........ damn.
Re:I guess this is a First Post, but ....
on
Hospital Robots
·
· Score: -1
I'm terribly sorry, you rancid, hairy little AC - but I think it quite cleary shows that this FP is claimed by the trolls:)
I guess this is a First Post, but ....
on
Hospital Robots
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· Score: -1
... I'd thought that I would expand the art of FIRST POSTING
You see, I get bored with Trolling - no really - I do. So I came up with some other
ideas on how to get FIRST POSTS when slashdot has no new articles...
1. (Obvious) Go to a building site and run up to a fence post and yell "First Post" - all the other workers will laugh
2. When getting a hooker for a bunch of virgin geeks - you really, REALLY should get first post here. Otherwise - you get 'Last Slops'
3. At a fancy banquet - run screaming up to the plates of food and bury your face in
the pile of cakes. Then stand up proud and yell ' FIRST POST ON THE CAKES' -
you will get a rousing round of applause from the people, no doubt.
4. And of course, my personal favourite is:
The boss has invited all the staff to a fancy shindig at his expensive 'property'.
You job is to rush into the kitchen, whip off your clothes and wank into the punch bowl,
while yelling:FIRST POOOOooooooost...
Oh - the laughs will never end and you will be incredibly popular - you may even get a promotion!
ok, bible boy, good comeback.. BUT - no civilised country would actually take this literally these days, and if they did, they would be publicly condemned.
Surely you see the difference - you *seem* educated (or you've had this argument before) - why cant you acknowledge the basic fact that it's wrong to blow the fuck out of innocents??? - I mean, if they want to start a war, then start a fucking war. Stop piss farting around and admit it!
You just dont get it - do you?
You really are a MORON - in the truest sense of the word.
You whinge and bitch to the rest of the world about how oppressed you are, while you guttlessly kill innocent civilians while sneaking up on them. Please, enlighten me - where does it say in ANY biblical text that its 'ok' to slaughter children - what's that? there is no reference...
Slashdot Mirror
here he is, Jon Katz - the most hated editor on slashdot, blatantly plugging his new book??
Shit, I thought I was a troll
he he
fucktards. Go ahead mod me down :)
By the way - I can post coz I'm a smelly little troll - but if YOU post you will be moderated and/or metamoderated down to -1 - just like me
If you're paranoid enough, you can examine every line of code.
This reason alone is good enough.
1. Run a string line from one edge of the property to the other.
2. Dig a hole 1 foot square by 2 feet deep using a thin spade.
3. Fill with concrete and set in a stirrup bracket.
4. bolt a piece of hardwood 4 inches square by 6 feet into the bracket and level.
5. Yell FIRST POST
Go Sanders
Go Fuckyourself
please accept this kind invitation in the spirit that it was given - go fuck yourself.
.. what a bunch of fucking idiots.
.. well.. shut the fuck up!
If you are good then the copying will end up making you popular and people will buy your new stuff. If you are crap then
It might be profitable for certain companies to monitor new Slashdot stories as they relate to human behavior. The rate of influx for new stories is bound to be inversely related to the workers' productivity :)
:) :)
Here's a tip - it might also be profitable for you to jam a coconut fair up your ass.
- yes, I know you're joking, but it had to be said
Ouch!
Ok, time to relax you fuckheads - this was a *JOKE* - it may not have been very funny, but it was still a joke!
Damn I thought I was fast when I got a FIRST POST here at slashdot, but the speed at which that fucking lawsuit hit me was impressive. Especially since I'm currently fishing from a mountain stream in Tibet, and posted this crap through a satellite link - fuck those laywers are good
Well Done Barer of the ring - at least the filthy, scum bag AC's didnt get the first post
Hi, guys. Just popped by to touch base and say 'way to go dudes!' You guys are doing a fantastic job here modding down anti Micr^H^H^H^H bad posts.
:) :) :)
Anywho, as you know you will get a bonus if you post anti-linux propaganda, so please remember to record the storyID and the commentID for each of your posts so we can send them to the guys and gals in Accounts.
Keep smiling, and stay focused, team ! Remember.... you're a WINNER
'Sincerely',
Chuck. (your pal from Marketing)
Ok, you nerds - you know that we've never had sex with a real woman (and it's not likely unless we get megarich) - so lets put our damn thinking caps on and combine realdoll with a basic robot
Come on - it CANT be that hard - she just has to say:
- Does my butt look big in this
- Who wants gingersnaps!
- You look sexy when you download Linux ISO's
HA HA - but seriously though - if they had any nutrients left... dont you think we would've got them already?
The title said:
"Will robots cheer up the elderly?"
but I misread it to say:
ACs are a bunch of scum sucking, rancid Windows XP users!
Once companion technology has progressed beyond the dog (a pet rock is better than a cat) we should cull the population and be done with them.
Hey, that's funny - I was just thinking the same thing about the palestiniens
Flamebait ? I think not - have you read the papers lately?
Not on my shift
Hi there - this is a note to the reader of slashdot. If you are reading this message, then the software has cored and the experiment is over.
In case you aren't aware there aren't really any people posting on slashdot - this is all one gigantic IRC bot specifically designed to make you believe that you are part of a community. You (yes - *you* ) are talking to a very clever computer program.
Well, sorry if we confused you, and hey thanks anyway. (Oh, yes and because you are the only reader our logs show that you have several 'karma accounts' and a number of 'troll' accounts - you never fooled anyone.
Even your emails to Taco were ironic - you didnt know, but Taco is actually a QuickBasic program on an old XT!
Thanks for reading and posting.
Over, and out.
Woah! Hey relax - its a joke (I've seen the Matrix too many times)
May I congratulate you on a fine first post!
Filthy, scum sucking, AC's take note -
THE LOGGED IN TROLLS ARE WINNING !!!!
Hey, thanks for listening [sniff] - my teachers hated me [sniff] they said I was some kinda looser!
:)
I think the reason you haven't been IP banned is that you have a very cool nick - looks like an AC (hell - it fooled me, but then again - that's not difficult
Whoops - I forgot to claim FP
Oh, Well - all the filthy ACs are fast asleep, so, here it is...
FIRST POST - SCUMBAGS!!!!
... a loser and that no one would listen to me.
.... Oh, wait a minute........ damn.
Well, I guess I showed him!! Look at me now!
I'm a troll on slashdot posting at -1 and....
I'm terribly sorry, you rancid, hairy little AC - but I think it quite cleary shows that this FP is claimed by the trolls :)
You see, I get bored with Trolling - no really - I do. So I came up with some other ideas on how to get FIRST POSTS when slashdot has no new articles...
1. (Obvious) Go to a building site and run up to a fence post and yell "First Post" - all the other workers will laugh
2. When getting a hooker for a bunch of virgin geeks - you really, REALLY should get first post here. Otherwise - you get 'Last Slops'
3. At a fancy banquet - run screaming up to the plates of food and bury your face in the pile of cakes. Then stand up proud and yell ' FIRST POST ON THE CAKES' - you will get a rousing round of applause from the people, no doubt.
4. And of course, my personal favourite is
The boss has invited all the staff to a fancy shindig at his expensive 'property'.
You job is to rush into the kitchen, whip off your clothes and wank into the punch bowl, while yelling
Oh - the laughs will never end and you will be incredibly popular - you may even get a promotion!
ok, bible boy, good comeback.. BUT - no civilised country would actually take this literally these days, and if they did, they would be publicly condemned.
Surely you see the difference - you *seem* educated (or you've had this argument before) - why cant you acknowledge the basic fact that it's wrong to blow the fuck out of innocents??? - I mean, if they want to start a war, then start a fucking war. Stop piss farting around and admit it!
You just dont get it - do you?
You really are a MORON - in the truest sense of the word.
You whinge and bitch to the rest of the world about how oppressed you are, while you guttlessly kill innocent civilians while sneaking up on them. Please, enlighten me - where does it say in ANY biblical text that its 'ok' to slaughter children - what's that? there is no reference...
Well , why the fuck do you think its ok then !!!!