User: Evil Inside

HP

On: Not A Graceful Recovery For HP Customers

Hairy POST!

Princess margret is DEAD!

On: Inside the Itanium

Along with BSD and BeOS!

Next post!

On: Advocating Open Source Within the Gov't

I didn't get the first or the last, or the one that had a link to goatse.cx, but what ever post i get you can be sure it is the next post!

Re:Hehehe

On: Bob Young says Linux won't rule the desktop

Don't widen this post!

Re:3 in one day?

On: Beta-Testers and Intellectual Property?

You are on my foes list! You are the widest link goodbye!

Linux 2.5.4!

On: Beta-Testers and Intellectual Property?

I hacked into a computer last night and found this TOP SECRET "open source" code!

#include <linus.h>
#include <penguin.h>
#include <illegaly_hacked_unix.h>
#include <bastard.h>
printf("Welcome to linux 2.5.4")
run_unix()

I compiled it, and its the crappiest, buggiest and most unsecure version of linux EVER! Serves them right for using an illegally hacked version of unix!

Patent my ass!

On: Should DNA be Patentable?

Come and patent my ass!

Re:first anti final fantasy post

On: Finale for Final Fantasy Studio

windows > linux a pile of shit

More goatse fantasys!

On: Finale for Final Fantasy Studio

Look at goatse.cx and have your next fantasy!

Linux is especially insecure!

On: Why Coding Is Insecure

A burgular can easily steal something if somethings open and he can get inside, its the same with linux. The penguin is ill, very ill! So watch out, and say no to hackers and penguins!

Linux 2.5.4

On: Audio Download: Linux Kernel to be on Radio

#include <linus.h>
#include <penguin.h>
#include <illegaly_hacked_unix.h>
#include <bastard.h>

printf("Welcome to linux 2.5.4")
run_unix()

Linux 2.5.4

On: Audio Download: Linux Kernel to be on Radio

#include #include "illegaly_hacked_unix.h" #include printf("Welcome to linux 2.5.4") run_unix()

Shit.exe

On: Audio Download: Linux Kernel to be on Radio

Contains 4,000,000 lines of c code, and is still as shit as it was with 10 lines!

Re:First Post

On: Anatomy of Cactus Data Shield

Ever since that CMDERtaco moron came along, slashdot sucked and im losing intrest in trolling :(.

FUCK OFF!

On: LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business

Ive had enough of your wide posts, you give trolls a bad name! now fuck off or die!

Re:2 unrelated comments

On: Wearable Computer Expedition Reaches South Pole

Its running a dying operating system!

Re:maybe.....

On: Wearable Computer Expedition Reaches South Pole

and maybe he will eat them up for using a crappy OS!

Message to wideners / lengtheners!

On: Wearable Computer Expedition Reaches South Pole

You are my foes, you bastards!

Re:why page widening defeats trolling

On: Wearable Computer Expedition Reaches South Pole

I agree! Morons like CmderTaco are fucking up slashdot and they should have their heads stuffed in the goatse.cx guys ass.

Oh no!

On: Wearable Computer Expedition Reaches South Pole

The penguins finaly get tortured!

Pay per goat!

On: New MPEG-4 Licensing Scheme

If you had to pay $1 every time you linked to goatse.cx, would you link to it as much?

$1
$2
$3
$4
$5

Remember everyone

On: New MPEG-4 Licensing Scheme

If you see a cute penguin on a computer, its infected with a virus. If you disagree, then your probably the one who wrote the virus.

Someone please kill Linus!

On: Linux Standard Base 1.1

Kill him and forget about this penguin shit!

Imagine

On: Is the Agenda VR3 Linux PDA Dead?

A beowulf cluster of beowulf clusters!

HAHA!

On: Is the Agenda VR3 Linux PDA Dead?

I knew that penguin shit wouldn't work! Linux sucks!