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  1. Re:time to ditch Microserf XP? on Gnome 2.0 RC1 · · Score: -1

    Yeah, GNOME is great - if you just want to install it, set up an anime wallpaper, and look at it. If you want to use any real applications or play games, XP is where it's at.

  2. GNOME 2.0 on Gnome 2.0 RC1 · · Score: -1

    Windows XP is still much better!

  3. Re:The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Distributed Compilation · · Score: -1

    Yes I know it's Adam Smith. I did that on purpose. I was wondering when someone would finally point that out though. Cheers.

  4. COMMON SLASHDOT MYTHS on How Hard is it to Manage Different Unices? · · Score: -1
    Myth: Linux is ready for the desktop.
    Fact: Linux is not, and never will be, ready for the desktop. If you use Linux as your desktop choice, you are an anti-social nerd who will never get laid.

    Myth: Open-source is a viable business strategy.
    Fact: No it isn't.

    Myth: Slashdot is a nice place to go for intelligent conversation about technology and political issues.
    Fact: Slashdot is full of 14 year-old fanboys who toe the party line for the "approval" of people they will never meet and fascist Janitors who resort to low minded trickery and censorship to further their narrow world-view and agenda. If you want to read posts that are Insightful and Funny, read at -1.

    Myth: Information wants to be free.
    Fact: Musicians want to be paid.

    Myth: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows your uber-intelligence and good taste.
    Fact: Constantly putting down popular music and culture shows you are a stuck-up fuckwit with no friends.

    Myth: The government is taking away our rights. WAAAAH!!
    Fact: While you're busy complaining and stuffing your fat face with pork rinds and cheese puffs, the government is busy keeping you, and the American way of life, safe from harm.

    Myth: Libertarianism is a good solution to our problems.
    Fact: Libertarianism would result in a worse country than the USSR, with political and economic instability, horrific human rights violations, and exploitation of workers of a scale not seen since slavery was outlawed.

    Myth: Microsoft is an evil monopoly bent on world domination.
    Fact: Microsoft is a software company based in Redmond, WA, that produces fine software and believes that programmers should get paid for their work.

    Have I missed any?

  5. Dear Sir, on Universities Creating Computer Discipline Offices · · Score: -1
    I don't often see people congratulating you on your work here on Slashdot, which I think is very good. I just wanted to tell you, that, well, ...I love you.

    Good Day.

  6. Re:The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Universities Creating Computer Discipline Offices · · Score: -1
    Thanks YourMissionForToday!

    Personally, I've never put my dick in peanut butter. I prefer mashed potatoes. Do you use crunchy or smooth? I would think smooth.

  7. Re:The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Universities Creating Computer Discipline Offices · · Score: -1
    Thanks CLIT!

    Enjoy some nice pictures. I stole the link from fark.com!

  8. The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Universities Creating Computer Discipline Offices · · Score: -1
    Listen, this has been bothering me for a while. Now, as we all know, most of the people who frequent this site are Libertarians (except for a few socialists - Go back to France!,) which is a fine and noble lifestyle. The problem is that they throw their ideals out the window (bad pun) with any issue concerning Microsoft.

    What exactly do I mean by this? It's easy to see. Any time there is a story about Microsoft, there are 300 posts crying for the government to step in and break MS into two companies, force them to open their code, etc. Excuse me folks, but having the government interfere with the economy is not capitalism. It's communism. I don't want this great nation to end up like Russia, ok?

    Another thing that pisses me off: anytime there is a circle-jerk discussion about Mozilla, people whine and bitch about how Internet Explorer doesn't conform to W3C standards, and how unfair it is. Well guess what? We don't need the W3C (government-wannabe of the Internet) forcing companies to do things. The market has decided - Internet Explorer is the standard. That's how the "Invisible Hand of John Smith" works. If you want to gain market share, follow IE's lead. Otherwise, go back to Cuba or China you commie bastards.

    BTW, if this gets modded down, you can bet the Liberals are out in force modding down all non-group-think. Fuck You!

  9. The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Moshe Bar on Programming, Society, and Religion · · Score: -1, Troll
    Listen, this has been bothering me for a while. Now, as we all know, most of the people who frequent this site are Libertarians (except for a few socialists - Go back to France!,) which is a fine and noble lifestyle. The problem is that they throw their ideals out the window (bad pun) with any issue concerning Microsoft.

    What exactly do I mean by this? It's easy to see. Any time there is a story about Microsoft, there are 300 posts crying for the government to step in and break MS into two companies, force them to open their code, etc. Excuse me folks, but having the government interfere with the economy is not capitalism. It's communism. I don't want this great nation to end up like Russia, ok?

    Another thing that pisses me off: anytime there is a circle-jerk discussion about Mozilla, people whine and bitch about how Internet Explorer doesn't conform to W3C standards, and how unfair it is. Well guess what? We don't need the W3C (government-wannabe of the Internet) forcing companies to do things. The market has decided - Internet Explorer is the standard. That's how the "Invisible Hand of John Smith" works. If you want to gain market share, follow IE's lead. Otherwise, go back to Cuba or China you commie bastards.

    BTW, if this gets modded down, you can bet the Liberals are out in force modding down all non-group-think. Fuck You!

  10. The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Build Your Own Cityscape · · Score: -1
    Listen, this has been bothering me for a while. Now, as we all know, most of the people who frequent this site are Libertarians (except for a few socialists - Go back to France!,) which is a fine and noble lifestyle. The problem is that they throw their ideals out the window (bad pun) with any issue concerning Microsoft.

    What exactly do I mean by this? It's easy to see. Any time there is a story about Microsoft, there are 300 posts crying for the government to step in and break MS into two companies, force them to open their code, etc. Excuse me folks, but having the government interfere with the economy is not capitalism. It's communism. I don't want this great nation to end up like Russia, ok?

    Another thing that pisses me off: anytime there is a circle-jerk discussion about Mozilla, people whine and bitch about how Internet Explorer doesn't conform to W3C standards, and how unfair it is. Well guess what? We don't need the W3C (government-wannabe of the Internet) forcing companies to do things. The market has decided - Internet Explorer is the standard. That's how the "Invisible Hand of John Smith" works. If you want to gain market share, follow IE's lead. Otherwise, go back to Cuba or China you commie bastards.

    BTW, if this gets modded down, you can bet the Liberals are out in force modding down all non-group-think. Fuck You!

  11. The Hypocrisy of /. Regarding MS on Distributed Compilation · · Score: -1
    Listen, this has been bothering me for a while. Now, as we all know, most of the people who frequent this site are Libertarians (except for a few socialists - Go back to France!,) which is a fine and noble lifestyle. The problem is that they throw their ideals out the window (bad pun) with any issue concerning Microsoft.

    What exactly do I mean by this? It's easy to see. Any time there is a story about Microsoft, there are 300 posts crying for the government to step in and break MS into two companies, force them to open their code, etc. Excuse me folks, but having the government interfere with the economy is not capitalism. It's communism. I don't want this great nation to end up like Russia, ok?

    Another thing that pisses me off: anytime there is a circle-jerk discussion about Mozilla, people whine and bitch about how Internet Explorer doesn't conform to W3C standards, and how unfair it is. Well guess what? We don't need the W3C (government-wannabe of the Internet) forcing companies to do things. The market has decided - Internet Explorer is the standard. That's how the "Invisible Hand of John Smith" works. If you want to gain market share, follow IE's lead. Otherwise, go back to Cuba or China you commie bastards.

    BTW, if this gets modded down, you can bet the Liberals are out in force modding down all group-think. Fuck You!

  12. Re:AYB on 'Think Tank' Issues Microsoft-Funded Troll · · Score: -1

    That's impossible because Osama, like *BSD, is for all practical purposes dead.

  13. Re:You should have gone with your initial impressi on 'Think Tank' Issues Microsoft-Funded Troll · · Score: -1

    As a libertarian, shouldn't you be out raising the Confederate flag and shooting off automatic weapons?

  14. Re:One of their documents is self-contradictory. on 'Think Tank' Issues Microsoft-Funded Troll · · Score: -1

    It's always nice to see when Randroids put their zealotry for Linux over their zealotry for capitalism.

  15. Re:Now, from the people who brought you Sendmail on 'Think Tank' Issues Microsoft-Funded Troll · · Score: -1

    That just means it's more secure!

  16. United Linux sucks! on Ransom Love on United Linux, SCO Unix · · Score: -1

    My company relies on the stability and power of Microsoft Windows NT!

  17. THIS POST! on George Lucas May Be Completely Evil · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You all wanted it, but I got it. THIS POST!

  18. Re:First RealLife Troll! on UK to get Public Wireless LAN · · Score: 0, Funny
    and no starting over.

    unless you're a Buddhist.

  19. Which is the best Mario? on Music Industry Seeks Payola Inquiry · · Score: -1
    [ ] Mario 1
    This Mario is the original, kicking off many sidescroller clones, and it arouses warm feelings of nostalgia among many people. Many of us remember this as one of our first great games, if not the first. I personally spent many hours as a young child playing this classic. While the graphics and sound are not comparable to later games in the series, the gameplay and replay value are big hits. Plus, it came with an extra game on the cartridge - Duck Hunt, another surefire classic.

    [ ] Mario 2
    This is often remembered as the "weird" Mario. Involving different characters with different abilities, strange enemies and often-times "exotic" dream-induced settings, it was a big jump away from Mario 1. The sheer uniqueness of this game gave it many hours worth of replay value.

    [ ] Mario 3
    This is the "epic" Mario, with a bigger story, bigger levels, and bigger enemies. Featuring fast-paced gameplay, varied levels involving swimming and flying, wonderfully cartoonish graphics and sound and memorable enemies, this is the last of the powerhouse series for the original NES.

    Which is your favorite? Choose wisely, Slashdotters!

    (My vote goes to Mario 3. I still play it!)

  20. Re:Which is the best Mario? on Vivendi Offering MP3 Song for Sale · · Score: -1

    I loved Super Mario World for the SNES too, but I was counting the 3 originals as a different "series" from the rest. I would say Super Mario World is pretty damn close to Mario 3, in terms of fun value. Out of all Mario games, Mario Kart would be tied with those two.

  21. Which is the best Mario? on Vivendi Offering MP3 Song for Sale · · Score: -1
    [ ] Mario 1
    This Mario is the original, kicking off many sidescroller clones, and it arouses warm feelings of nostalgia among many people. Many of us remember this as one of our first great games, if not the first. I personally spent many hours as a young child playing this classic. While the graphics and sound are not comparable to later games in the series, the gameplay and replay value are big hits. Plus, it came with an extra game on the cartridge - Duck Hunt, another surefire classic.

    [ ] Mario 2
    This is often remembered as the "weird" Mario. Involving different characters with different abilities, strange enemies and often-times "exotic" dream-induced settings, it was a big jump away from Mario 1. The sheer uniqueness of this game gave it many hours worth of replay value.

    [ ] Mario 3
    This is the "epic" Mario, with a bigger story, bigger levels, and bigger enemies. Featuring fast-paced gameplay, varied levels involving swimming and flying, wonderfully cartoonish graphics and sound and memorable enemies, this is the last of the powerhouse series for the original NES.

    Which is your favorite? Choose wisely, Slashdotters!

    (My vote goes to Mario 3. I still play it!)

  22. Re:FP on Transgaming and Transitive E3 Announcement · · Score: -1

    I like it!

  23. Which is the best Mario? on Transgaming and Transitive E3 Announcement · · Score: -1
    [ ] Mario 1
    This Mario is the original, kicking off many sidescroller clones, and it arouses warm feelings of nostalgia among many people. Many of us remember this as one of our first great games, if not the first. I personally spent many hours as a young child playing this classic. While the graphics and sound are not comparable to later games in the series, the gameplay and replay value are big hits. Plus, it came with an extra game on the cartridge - Duck Hunt, another surefire classic.

    [ ] Mario 2
    This is often remembered as the "weird" Mario. Involving different characters with different abilities, strange enemies and often-times "exotic" dream-induced settings, it was a big jump away from Mario 1. The sheer uniqueness of this game gave it many hours worth of replay value.

    [ ] Mario 3
    This is the "epic" Mario, with a bigger story, bigger levels, and bigger enemies. Featuring fast-paced gameplay, varied levels involving swimming and flying, wonderfully cartoonish graphics and sound and memorable enemies, this is the last of the powerhouse series for the original NES.

    Which is your favorite? Choose wisely, Slashdotters!

    (My vote goes to Mario 3. I still play it!)

  24. *BSD: We Hardly Knew Ye on Apple Accepting Trade-ins · · Score: -1
    After consulting with top IT industry pundits, it has become all too clear: *BSD is dying.

    The project has faced numerous setbacks in recent years, leading to waning developer interest and participation, a user-base migrating to Linux, Windows XP and Mac OS X, and no financial support whatsoever.

    How did it happen? Well, these were the main events. First, *BSD split into 3 incompatible projects - FreeBSD, which focused on 386 and 486 machines; NetBSD, which focused on little-used architectures like Sparc and PPC; and OpenBSD, which focused on minimal functionality and poor performance. This split divided the already-small community and served to set up bitter rivalries. Then, Linux came along and stole all of *BSD's press, funding, and much of it's thunder with its better performance, functionality and ease-of-use. As if that weren't enough, OS X later took nearly all of the desktop *BSD users. And finally, in what has all but spelled out the demise of *BSD, two core developers have quit the project. First, Jordan Hubbard quit *BSD to get an actual paying job at Apple. He made this move citing OS X's superiority, *BSD's imminent demise, and his inability to feed his family with the broken promises of an SMP-enabled kernel. Shortly after that, Michael Smith left, saying simply, "It's true, *BSD is dying."

    Where does all this leave the IT industry at large? Fortunately, the IT world is now healthier than ever. The death of *BSD is simply natural selection at work, as companies leave the shoddily written *BSD behind and move ahead with Windows XP, Mac OS X, and Linux.

    RIP *BSD.

  25. FP on A First Look at Netscape 7 · · Score: -1