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  1. Devil v. Jesus on New Science Standards Approved in Florida · · Score: 1

    That's what the fundamentalists did, the last time Jesus told them they were wrong.


    In all fairness, he told them they were wrong and then tore shit up in the holiest temple of both Judaism and the Jewish people. It's not as though they weren't subject to the occasional prophet coming along and calling them out.

    It's about how you connect to your audience.
  2. Re:Another one on Obsolete Technical Skills · · Score: -1, Troll

    Here, let me try!:

    I know I'm going to get modded "Troll" for this, but Windows Vista makes me happier than ever that I switched to Linux.

  3. nt on Is This the Future of News? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dugg this.

  4. Corrupting the youth on China Bans Horror Movies · · Score: 1

    Who needs horror movies in China to corrupt their youth when all of the love stories end in suicide pacts?

  5. Re:Yeah, right on Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bullshit! If 10% of geek guys were gay, the Royal Institute of Technology here would be less like a monastery, and more like a seminary.

  6. Re:Why is it always China? on Space Shuttle Secrets Stolen For China · · Score: 1

    Why do they refer to you as a "foreigner" in your own country?

    This is not a troll; ask them.

  7. Re:Typical IT guy on Making Use of Terabytes of Unused Storage · · Score: 1

    Wow, fitting username.

  8. Re:Goodbye Slashdot, I quit. on Has Ron Paul Quit? · · Score: 1

    Don't let your ass hit the door on the way out of Soviet Russia.

  9. Re:I got lockwd in... on Bruce Schneier Weighs in on IT Lock-in Strategies · · Score: 1

    I saw things... terrible things...

  10. Huckabee vs. Obama on Best Presidential Candidate, Republicans · · Score: 1

    Huckabee vs. Obama would be a fight worth watching.


    As long as it was with chainsaws on top of a floating log.
  11. Re:Ron Paul? on Best Presidential Candidate, Republicans · · Score: 1

    (Rob's joke)
     
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    -||- <- you
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    Unfortunately, I've managed to portray you as obese and having scoliosis.

    My point still stands, though my ASCII art cannot without a back brace.
  12. Ocean floor on Third Undersea Cable Cut · · Score: 1

    Indeed, they are as low as whale shit.

  13. Re:We discussed males and females, so.... on Sperm Made From Female Bone Marrow, Men Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    They're a valuable market segment-- they buy and spend for two .

  14. Combustion engineering on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 1
    Perhaps it's time we get a combustion engineer on the case of:

    Tiger, tiger, burning bright
    In the forests of the night,
    What immortal hand or eye
    Could frame thy fearful symmetry?


    Were William Blake's original calculations performed using the higher heating value? Was incomplete combustion taken into account? Unless it was pulverized tiger, which the "symmetry" remark seems to argue against, LOI must be taken into account for any reasonable assumption of the tiger's luminous characteristics.
  15. Chinese abroad on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 1

    This might get modded down as "troll," but it's the god's honest truth:

    They're calling you a "foreigner" while they're abroad in your country. Seriously. I've found Chinese doing that here in Europe and in the US many, many times.

  16. Unskilled on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 1

    I like those odds!

  17. Symantec Kinison on Snopes Pushing Zango Adware · · Score: 1

    I tried to download the trial version, but Net Nanny had it blocked.

  18. Re:Satellite ID NROL-21, a.k.a. US 193 on Defunct Spy Satellite Falling From Orbit · · Score: 1

    When I first saw the debris field illustrated so plainly for Sir Patrick Moore (Watch the Dec 2007 "Sputnik's children" episode and skip to 26 minutes in for the best visuals), I was more than a little worried by the idea of a nation state intentionally accelerating towards Kessler syndrome.

    Off-topic, but that Sir Thomas Moore is hilarious. He's like a surly, drunken upper-class Churchill.

    More so, that is.

  19. Re:Good ol' boys in Appalachia do this all the tim on Startup Claims to Make $1/Gallon Ethanol · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they're good ol' boys, alright--they've all got seeing-eye hound dogs.

  20. Mods on HD DVD Player Sales Grind To a Halt · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down! Godwin's Law violation.

  21. In comic book terms... on Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of post I saw on Slashdot where someone mentioned that Stan Lee (I think) had admitted that the Thing's thing was in fact made of rock, too.

    It's not the answer which is disturbing; it's the fact that there is an answer.

  22. Lab error? on Teen Takes On Donor's Immune System · · Score: 1

    You mean the patient they've been studying hadn't had a liver transplant?

  23. Re:RIAA on Internet Group Declares War on Scientology · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe not wiped out, but their pool might get closed.

  24. Re:The war on Internet Group Declares War on Scientology · · Score: 2, Funny

    The war on Scientology, led by the same people who said "Google Ron Paul"

    No, this is lead by 4chan.

    Some people say "google Ron Paul." /b/tards, on the other hand, listen intently and google bomb "Rob Paul" to link to a picture of shitting dick-nipples.

  25. Re:I'm chargin' mah lazer! on Origami Plane to Fly From the Int. Space Station · · Score: 1

    Oh god, please don't tell me that /i/ is about to target Slashdot.