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Internet Group Declares War on Scientology

Darkman, Walkin Dude writes "An internet group calling itself Anonymous has declared war on the Church of Scientology, in the form of an ominous posting to the YouTube site. 'In the statement, the group explained their goal as safeguarding the right to freedom of speech. "A spokesperson said that the group's goals include bringing an end to the financial exploitation of Church members and protecting the right to free speech, a right which they claim was consistently violated by the Church of Scientology in pursuit of its opponents." The press release also claimed that the Church of Scientology misused copyright and trademark law in order to remove criticism from websites including Digg and YouTube. The statement goes on to assert that the attacks from the group "will continue until the Church of Scientology reacts, at which point they will change strategy".' It should be noted that Slashdot users have had interactions with Scientology in the past as well."

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  1. The war by Fredtalk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The war on Scientology, led by the same people who said "Google Ron Paul"

    1. Re:The war by DurendalMac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Precisely. This "war" will amount to very little. The CoS is loaded with the cash of the gullible and foolish. Anonymous also fails to realize that most people don't give a crap about stuff on the internet outside of email and maybe some major news sites. It'll be amusing to watch, though.

    2. Re:The war by DurendalMac · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think he means more a group of people who could be very obnoxious and rather ineffective at achieving their goals because they don't realize that internet hype does not translate well into real-world hype, and lots of signs, bedsheets on overpasses, and a blimp will not get your candidate elected. And relatively sane? Ron Paul had some sane people onboard, but he also had some real loonies. KKK, Troofers, Alex Jones lunatics, and all-around psychos who couldn't stop ranting about him in some way.

    3. Re:The war by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      The war on Scientology, led by the same people who said "Google Ron Paul"

      No, this is lead by 4chan.

      Some people say "google Ron Paul." /b/tards, on the other hand, listen intently and google bomb "Rob Paul" to link to a picture of shitting dick-nipples.

    4. Re:The war by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 0

      ...And? Are you saying there are zero Obama fanatics? No white supremacists supporting McCain? No loonies in the Clinton camp?

    5. Re:The war by DurendalMac · · Score: 0

      There are loons in any campaign, but Ron Paul had a special knack for getting them to come out of the woodwork, especially since loons of every stripe just LOVE the anonymity of the internet.

    6. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No loonies in the Clinton camp?

      I'm pretty sure all of the Clinton Campaign Funding is in US dollars, not Canadian ones.

    7. Re:The war by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anonymous also fails to realize that most people don't give a crap about stuff on the internet outside of email and maybe some major news sites

      Double-edged sword. If the mainstream media doesn't pick up on this, less law enforcement attention is paid to his malfeasance. Similarly, more attention into this issue can only be beneficial for his cause as Scientology comes under more and more scrutiny.

      It's also worth noting that there's a lot of mainstream hatred of Scientology. Technically, it's bigotry, but Anonymous has way more support than you think he does. Enemy of my enemy and all that...

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    8. Re:The war by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ron Paul accepts donations and fundraiser efforts from neo-nazi organizations. Stormfront.com, the leading white supremacist organization online, gave him a bunch of money. When Ron Paul was asked about returning this money, Ron Paul refused.

      No other candidate is willing to accept the support of white supremacists.

      Also, Ron Pail is a white supremacist. He wrote dozens of newsletters claiming that jews are evil and blacks are inferior criminals. When this was brought up in the early 90s, Ron claimed he had no idea. When this was brought up a few months ago, Ron claimed that someone else wrote all of this stuff, but Ron Paul, the person who paid for the publication and ostensibly the author, had no idea who the white supremacist who signed his name Ron Paul was. When hundreds of these articles were found in Kansas and it became clear that the nazi author referred to Ron Paul's wife specifically as his wife, spoke about Ron Paul's congressional district as his constituents, and made dozens of other specific comments proving the nazi author was Ron, Ron Paul refused to make any comment at all.

      Ron Paul's internet forums were full of people expressing disbelief that Ron actually did write these articles, and their repeated claims that this was a debunked smear were wrong. But they agreed to keep calling this a debunked smear, instead of the truth, asserting that if you repeat something over and over, it is almost as good as the truth.

      Ron Paul is a monster. His followers often care more about pot legalization than the equality of mankind. They are so personally invested that they cannot accept that George W Bush, Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Jimmy Carter are all moral giants compared with Ron Paul.

      I actually had someone tell me that Ron Paul's hatespeech is relatively ok because Dubya's grandfather supported nazis. Insane.

      I hate Scientology, but they use the persecution accusation, and if Ron Paul is linked to his effort, they will have no trouble doing so again.

      If you are a Ron Paul supporter, keep it to yourself when dealing with Scientology.

    9. Re:The war by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are loons in any campaign, but Ron Paul had a special knack for getting them to come out of the woodwork, ...

      Which is to be expected. Anyone who actually supports individual freedom is sure to be popular among the unpopular and oppressed minority groups; they have the most interest at stake in protecting basic rights like free speech. Those who only hold and/or express popular opinions don't require such protection.

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    10. Re:The war by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Funny

      and all-around psychos who couldn't stop ranting about him in some way.

      Um, isn't ranting about him what you just did? Oh, I know. You can quit any time. You don't have a problem. I mean, why would it be a problem when you have to rant about him in a thread dedicated to an anonymous internet group's attack on scientology? Seems like the perfect place to slam Ron Paul to me...NOT.

    11. Re:The war by EllisDees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul#Newsletter_controversy

      Paul disavowed the writings in a response to the New Republic article, saying that the quotations do not represent his beliefs, and that he has "never uttered such words and denounce[s] such small-minded thoughts." He again noted that he accepts "moral responsibility" for not paying closer attention to writings published under his name.[116] In a subsequent interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, he said he did not know who wrote the articles and stated he "[repudiates] everything that is written along those lines." Blitzer told Paul that he was "shocked" by the newsletters, because they did not seem to reflect "the Ron Paul that I've come to know, and the viewers have come to know" over the course of several interviews during the campaign.[117] David Gergen, CNN senior political analyst, commented "I don't think there's an excuse in politics to have something go out under your name and say, 'Oh by the way, I didn't write that'."[117][118]

      In the interview with Blitzer, Paul asserted that racism is incompatible with his beliefs and that he sees people as individuals--not as part of collectives. He also dismissed the attack as an attempt to accuse him of racism by proxy, claiming that he has collected more money among African-Americans than any other Republican candidate.[117] Nelson Linder, president of the Austin chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), defended Paul, saying that he has known him for 20 years, saw him as a "free thinker", "very intelligent and very informed", talking about "real issues" that "invite attacks on him", who was "correct in what he's saying", and that knowing his intent, he believes Paul has been misconstrued and taken out of context.[119] Former LA Times editor Andrew Malcolm noted that Paul got second place in the January 19 Nevada Republican caucus despite the recent reports about the newsletters.

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    12. Re:The war by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      how about changing the sings from "Google Ron Paul" to, I dont know, "Vote Ron Paul".

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    13. Re:The war by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It'll be amusing to watch, though.

      I don't know, I get the feeling that this organization called "anonymous" is probably four or five guys (or maybe only one) with basically zero power to do anything whatever.

      You college kids should study history. Nobody ever accomplished anything great, whether building a skyscraper, remodeling a kitchen, or stopping the Vietnam War without massive property damage.

      Blow up the Scientologists' HQ and I'll make some popcorn. Untill then I'll yawn and ignore it like everyone else.

      -mcgrew

      No soup for YOU.

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    14. Re:The war by amokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now you know why 4chan is simultaneously humanity's greatest achievement and its most epic failure.

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    15. Re:The war by spyrochaete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who actually supports individual freedom is sure to be popular among the unpopular and oppressed minority groups
      Yeah, minorities love the individual freedom of their kids being forced to play Joseph of Arimathea in Christmas plays in public schools. Women love the right to be told whether they can abort their unborn foetuses. The terminally ill support and respect leaders whose religious morals prevent them from supporting potentially lifesaving stem cell research. Individual Slashdotters will certainly support Ron Paul's staunch blackballing of net neutrality - we can spend more time reading the first article while we wait and wait for the second to load.

      Libertarians who love being told what to do and how to do it can't get enough of Ron Paul.
    16. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous also fails to realize that most people don't give a crap about stuff on the internet outside of email and maybe some major news sites. Yes but people watch the news and it wont be long before they get a hold of it on a slow news day and run with it.
    17. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and Chinese yuan, of course.

    18. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... more about pot legalization than the equality of mankind.

      If this be true, I'm for Ron Paul!

    19. Re:The war by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul accepts donations and fundraiser efforts from neo-nazi organizations. Stormfront.com, the leading white supremacist organization online, gave him a bunch of money. When Ron Paul was asked about returning this money, Ron Paul refused.

      Hey, I don't like him either, but do you actually have a source to back up those allegations you are making or is it just something that you got in a chain letter e-mail?

      Do you also believe that Obama is actually a secret Muslim who refuses to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance? If so, then I have a friend over in Nigeria who needs to move some money out of the country... he'll give you 15% for helping him out.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    20. Re:The war by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no, bigotry is a predudice held against a group of people not based on an adequate cause. The defing factor is that is directed at a group of people equally, based solely on them being part of that group. The Church of Scientology is not a group of people, it is a corporation which has committed countless criminal acts including conducting espionage against the US government and fabricating terrorist threats, and is hatrid against it for it's criminal and unethical actions as legitimate as hatrid against any other corporation.

    21. Re:The war by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Church of Scientology is not a group of people, it is a corporation

      Kinda splitting hairs, no? I'm no fan of CoS (or religion in general), but most of the general hatred towards CoS is nothing more than bigotry.

      committed countless criminal acts including conducting espionage against the US government and fabricating terrorist threats, and is hatrid against it for it's criminal and unethical actions as legitimate as hatrid against any other corporation

      Convicted in court? If not, that's libel.

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    22. Re:The war by flosofl · · Score: 4, Informative
      Convicted in court?

      As a matter of fact, yes.

      Court case in 1979 and criminal convictions of 11 high-ranking officials regarding Operation Snow White, the largest program of domestic espionage in U.S. history.
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    23. Re:The war by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      You have a point that a lot of what makes the rounds on the internet doesn't have a large effect on the "real world" at large. But I think it's pertinent to point out something that gives anonymous a distinct advantage compared to the more conventional opponents of Scientology: Anonymous is not a real organization by any means. As a matter of fact, Anonymous is a joke. It comes from some of the *Chan boards requirements of forced anonymity. It doesn't have an infrastructure, or leaders, or heirarchy or any kind of identity that can actually be attacked. It isn't tied to any particular website that can be taken down, and the effort to seek out individuals will amount to pretty much nothing in terms of hurting the group as a whole. And aside from that, we must never forget that Anonymous really doesn't play by the rules. After all we're talking about a website that responds to threats of school shootings with "Do it, Faggot." Does anybody expect DMCA notices to be frightening to these people?

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    24. Re:The war by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2, Informative

      The parent is an obvious troll, but since the moderators are apparently taking a vacation...

      Yeah, minorities love the individual freedom of their kids being forced to play Joseph of Arimathea in Christmas plays in public schools.

      Public schools are clearly a state issue, not a matter for the federal government. Personally, I'm against compulsory attendance, much less compulsory participation in activities with religious overtones such as you describe, but this is not something a U.S. President has any actual authority over. Talk to your state government if you're so upset.

      Women love the right to be told whether they can abort their unborn foetuses.

      You are drastically over-simplifying the issue. There are two issues here: (a) there are at least two people involved in an abortion, the mother and the child, and there remains significant debate over whether the mother's right to control her body should trump the child's right to live. I'm not going to state my position one way or the other, but Ron Paul is hardly the only pro-life/anti-abortion candidate.

      The terminally ill support and respect leaders whose religious morals prevent them from supporting potentially lifesaving stem cell research.

      To the best of my knowledge Ron Paul does not support a ban on stem-cell research, only on government funding of such research, which he (correctly) points out is not something the federal government is permitted to do under the Constitution. This applies to many research areas, not just stem cells, but since that's a hot topic it's all you hear about.

      Individual Slashdotters will certainly support Ron Paul's staunch blackballing of net neutrality - we can spend more time reading the first article while we wait and wait for the second to load.

      Here you're grasping at straws. Point out a real-world case of provider-specific throttling sufficient to justify effectively nationalizing the Internet infrastructure and someone might just care, although it probably won't be me.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    25. Re:The war by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Ron Paul pretended he never wrote these articles and has no idea who wrote them. Even though he paid for the publication, and the articles were written in his own name, and specifically mentioned aspects of Ron's life, such as his wife, as though he were Ron Paul.

      You have not contradicted my assertion that Ron lied about not writing racist trash.

    26. Re:The war by mustpax · · Score: 1

      You are drastically over-simplifying the issue. There are two issues here: (a) there are at least two people involved in an abortion, the mother and the child, and there remains significant debate over whether the mother's right to control her body should trump the child's right to live. I'm not going to state my position one way or the other, but Ron Paul is hardly the only pro-life/anti-abortion candidate. Since you're referring to the fetus as a child with equivalent legal standing as the mother, I think I'll take a wild guess and say you're not fond Roe v. Wade. Which is cool, but let's go easy on the implicit assumptions.
    27. Re:The war by prator · · Score: 1

      This is actually true. Dr. Paul's stance on this is that he doesn't care who sends him money. He isn't going to change his viewpoint to theirs.

      To go even further, he says that it works out for the better since now the money will be used to promote Dr. Paul's message of peace and freedom instead of Don Black's message of hate.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcLSLGXypMY

      donation record on Open Secrets

    28. Re:The war by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Anonymous also fails to realize that most people don't give a crap about stuff on the internet outside of email and maybe some major news sites. It'll be amusing to watch, though.

      These are /b/tards - they don't care about changing things, they're doing it for lulz and carnage.

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    29. Re:The war by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      The war on drugs is very destructive and probably isn't doing an aggregate good even if it is getting some drugs off the streets, which itself is debatable. I want to figure out how to keep fighting meth, heroin, all that crap, while not destroying the lives of people smoking pot. Frankly, I think we should just focus on prosecuting dealers of the hard substances, but we should be extremely severe to them. We should not even charge the users of drugs unless we need leverage to build cases against dealers. Using drugs really isn't a crime against society the way selling harder drugs is. Anyway, my point is that I probably don't have a problem with your view.

      But if Hitler agreed with legalizing pot, would you be ok with Hitler as president (and that is not a Godwin since Ron Paul loves Hitler)?

      You probably want black people to be allowed to smoke weed too. And note that many Neo-nazis think drugs are good because they are so much more harmful to minority communities. We don't know what's going on in ron paul's head besides aushwitz fantasies.

    30. Re:The war by zoltamatron · · Score: 1

      Kinda splitting hairs, no? I'm no fan of CoS (or religion in general), but most of the general hatred towards CoS is nothing more than bigotry.

      No, it's not bigotry. It has a lot of basis. The CoS is the only religion that was built from the ground up to be a money making business. I would reference some of this but it's really hard to find anything to reference since the CoS legally suppresses any writing that is not approved and written by them, so you end up with books about Hubbard wrestling broncos to the ground at age four and taming wild animals with his eyes at age seven. I worked on a show with someone who did a lot of research on the subject so that is my only reference, and I won't even give his name for fear that the CoS would come down on him. There is some stuff on Wikipedia. The CoS harasses people that give them their address, comes to their home, calls them repeatedly, maxes out people's credit cards for their "seminars", and uses scientific psychological mind control techniques to make people think that they are messed up and Scientology can help them. At the same time they make people feel alienated from the rest of society so they can't leave the church. They even go so far as to physically restrain people from leaving. (if you can find it, look up any stories about Sea Org) They are a fucking cult that steals money from the weak minded to support the lavish lifestyle that the higher in command live. It's not bigotry to hate an organization that preys on the poor and unhappy.

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    31. Re:The war by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      My nitpickey post was not so much intended to state my political agenda, nor to discredit Ron Paul. I was simply attempting, perhaps unsuccessfully, to rebut the parent commenter's statement that Ron Paul is a champion of individual rights. He is a moral conservative on many issues and if he had his way he would dictate the options Americans may choose (freely) between.

    32. Re:The war by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Since you're referring to the fetus as a child with equivalent legal standing as the mother, I think I'll take a wild guess and say you're not fond Roe v. Wade. Which is cool, but let's go easy on the implicit assumptions.

      I was merely trying to say that both sides have plenty of support at this time. If you want my personal opinion, I would say that life and humanity begin at conception, and that abortion is murder, but that the only ones with the right to avenge a murder is the murdered person and/or its appointed representative or guardian, in this case the mother. Since abortion is performed at the request of the one who would otherwise be the child's representative I consider abortion to be legally similar to suicide (particularly assisted suicide) and devoid of any justified coercive response from outsiders.

      Roe vs. Wade cast abortion as a matter of privacy, not a question of whether the unborn fetus has the same rights as a child, which to me makes no sense at all. I don't uphold any right to privacy, just the right not to tell people things if you don't wish to, which completely undermines the foundation the decision was built upon.

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    33. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      actually i think the response to virginia tech was "Harris and klebold are faggots who just got their record broken"


      that was in fact how i learned there had been a shooting.

    34. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Fact Faith

      If you can prove it scientifically, then it is fact.
      If you can't, it's faith.
      I am a jw, a geek, an engineer, and a despiser of pseudo-scientists
      If you want to know what I have faith in, I WILL TELL YOU FOR FREE!!!!
      If you want me to fix your computer, IT WILL COST YOU!

      The simplest way to know if someone is yanking your chain is if
      they offer to tell you the truth about everything science can't explain
      but ask for a visa or mastercard first.

    35. Re:The war by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      I wasn't the one who brought him up, assnugget. I don't go spamming anti-Paul crap on every message board I see, nor do I incessantly rant about how awful he is. While there are anti-Paulists like that, the Paulistinian fanatics far outnumber them.

    36. Re:The war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'm no fan of CoS (or religion in general)

      Scientology unlike any other religion does not work in the open. The original texts for holy books of a religion are public domain, you can get the Tanakh/Old Testament or the Talmud in Hebrew, the New Testament in Greek, the Quaran and Hadiths in Arabic, the Vedas in Sanskrit and this is the case with many other religious texts. With these you'll have the authentic beliefs in original form of these people that you can judge them as you will with all the information that they themselves possess in a form that is authentic. You can get older translations of any of these books in the public domain, or you can get more recent translations at any book store. They are open because they want to spread the way they understand God to the world because they genuinely think it will help people in this life and possibly others.

      Walk into almost any church and you will be welcomed and encouraged to stay and partake without any request for payment. There are some stuffy establishment that ask for a donation from newbies but I've never seen it at a church I've been in and those ones are probably worth avoiding anyway. They do this for the concious reason that everyone should hear the gospel regardless if they are able/willing to pay for it. It's the same everywhere else to my knowledge, especially in mosques that are funded by overseas donors. With Scientology you get a free personality test but charged for every service beyond that through either cash or labour. This is because money is worth more to them than spreading their beliefs and understanding.

      You see, religion makes people do silly stuff some times, even to the point of killing other people (look up the Islamic Conquest of the 7th century or the Spanish inquisition of the 15 century for two concrete examples with the worlds two most popular religions). Religion is all about the limit to infinity, with a big enough scale only the highest order terms count and when it's the choice between bringing someone eternal life rather than eternal suffering you can get away with a lot. They do what they do and earn the ire of contemporary agnostics because they really think that other people will be hurt infinitely if they don't do it. Read the Quaran some day to find out what Muslims believe happens to those who reject Muhammad's teachings (in Al Hajj IIRC) if you ever want a good explanation as to why some of them believe flying planes into stuff is a rightful sacrifice if it leads people of their faith. The religious zealots are already saved, they don't have anything to prove, they just want to spread it around. Scientology on the other hand isn't a religion, it's a business. The fact that we need hackers just to look at their canon proves the distinction. When the CoS oppresses someone it's for the cash, not for the salvation of others, it's completely different.

      (Posted anonymously because I'm literally a coward)

    37. Re:The war by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      The campaign isn't restricted to the Internet. Many methods can be used to disrupt the Church.

    38. Re:The war by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      Well, I have some anecdotal evidence. When my sister was a teenager, she was walking along Yonge Street in Toronto when she got pulled in for a free "personality" test from you know who. After she took the test, they put her in a small room, and played good cop/bad cop with her for almost two hours, with one dickhead telling her she was really a good person, and just needed some "communication" courses, while the other one said she was worthless, and they were just wasting their time on her. In the end, they got her to sign up for almost $3,000 worth of courses - and this was back in 70's, when $3G's could buy you a car. Luckily, she was only 17 at the time, so the contract wasn't binding. A friend's sister had a similar experience, but since she was in her 20's, she ended up on the hook for over $1,000.

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    39. Re:The war by YukonTech · · Score: 1

      "I'll yawn and ignore it like everyone else." Lets see... 850 comments on slashdot... 5 / 10 stories on digg. Countless other sites linking and talking about the war... Yea.. your right everyone is certainly ignoring it. NBC, news.com, wired.. they must have not bothered to read the memo to ignore it as well as they all seem to be covering it.

    40. Re:The war by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      except that Ron Paul is a white supremacist, and his message of love doesn't exist.

      By accepting teh support of neonazis, they are given a voice. Other candidates, namely 2nd amendment Republicans in general, refuse money from hate groups out of respect for the republic. It shows selflessness, even if it's just for show. Money is the lifeblood of politicians, and by refusing neo-nazi money, politicians show that some voices must not be heard. That they will not let racism give them an advantage.

      The entire purpose of Stormfront is white supremacy. there is no reason for stormfront to support Ron Paul except for Ron's repeated white supremacist statements.

      Don Black is being made much more famous by his association with Ron Paul. Gee thanks Ron! By refusing the money, he has a chance to marginalize the hate on the extreme right. The GOP deserves credit for doing so with Pat Buchanan. We need more of that, not less, and Ron's excuses ring hollow and cynical, especially now that his lies are becoming more and more well known.

    41. Re:The war by prator · · Score: 1

      Whatever. The only thing that is giving a voice to people like Don Black are comments like yours that keep bringing these smears up.

      According to his campaign, Ron Paul had over 130,000 donors last quarter. Don Black's beliefs don't even register as noise.

      Are you saying that Ron Paul should audit the beliefs of each donor to see if they meet your approval? If he did return Don Black's donation, should he have to return each donation from a donor that offends you?

    42. Re:The war by mabu · · Score: 1

      B..B..B..But Clinton!

      *yawn*

    43. Re:The war by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      which he (correctly) points out is not something the federal government is permitted to do under the Constitution

      Say what now? Congress has the power to collect taxes to "promote the general welfare of the United States". I'd say that funding medical research surely qualifies as general welfare.

    44. Re:The war by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; ...

      The "general welfare" clause gives the reason why Congress is permitted under the Constitution to "collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises." In other words, the paragraph as a whole merely says Congress can collect taxes; it doesn't grant Congress the power to spend those taxes on anything in particular. Rather, the following paragraphs state exactly what Congress can do, and none of them mention research for its own sake.

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    45. Re:The war by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      At minimum, when someone informed a candidate that a highly offensive murderous ideology.... let's say Al Qaida or Ron Paul Nazis or Scientology, is contributing thousands, then no investigation is necessary. It's time to give the money back.

      Your straw man is burning, since Ron Paul was repeatedly told about this. No one asked him to investigate.

      And I love the attack that I'm empowering Nazis by condemning them and helping publicize the candidate they love. Nazi's know that if anyone finds out who they like, that candidate is going down. Millions of people have taken a second to remember there are neo-nazis like Ron Paul and laughed at them. We need to always be vigilant in remembering the kind of hate that Ron Paul and his Tim McVeigh followers love to preach. We need to keep pointing it out and attacking it. Forever. Read up on some John Mill if you don't get the point.

      Since this revelation came out, Ron's support has crumbled to a third of what it was. I'm proud to do my totally tiny bit to keep that going. Ron Paul MUST be marginalized and destroyed as a political force. And he has been. Yay! And libertarianism is once again proven to be the province of fucking idiots. Sad because I am sympathetic to some of their goals, but I'm thrilled to se ethe truth come out about them. Clean up your act. I have EVERY RIGHT to be outraged that you idiots would follow a monster like Ron. Read the quotes I put up north of here. That's not ok. This is America, and we ain't perfect, but that crap needs to stop infecting this nation.

    46. Re:The war by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong.

      If you read it, the entire section is one long run-on sentence. All those semicolon-separated clauses are different powers. The power to collect taxes for the general welfare is [i]in addition[/i] to all those others, otherwise it doesn't make sense. The next clause after the bit about taxes and general welfare is "To borrow money on the credit of the United States". By your logic, Congress has the power to collect taxes... so it can borrow money?

    47. Re:The war by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should examine the text more closely. The entire part I quoted is a single section, without any internal semicolons. The tax and general welfare clauses are separated only by a comma, and thus describe a single power, whereas the taxation and money-borrowing clauses are separated by a semicolon, making them separate powers as you stated.

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    48. Re:The war by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I wasn't the one who brought him up, assnugget.

      And that has what to do with the price of tea in China? I never said you BROUGHT HIM UP, I said you RANTED ABOUT HIM in a thread completely unrelated to the candidates. Which you surely did. You may not have brought him up, but you also didn't have to respond, and yet you did. Almost like someone with a compulsion would. Hey, nice try, though, cockass.

    49. Re:The war by Jeruvy · · Score: 1

      Ah, this obviously explains your presense here.

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  2. I've been looking for a new crusade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sweet! Where can I sign up?

  3. RIAA by paganizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully the RIAA will be next. Sure they seem to be shooting themselves in the foot a lot lately, but they still need to be wiped out.

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    1. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even better; tell the RIAA that the Church of Scientology is a massive front for copying CD's. Simultaneously, tell the scientologists that the RIAA are planning to clone Xenu from some evil thetans that were surgically extracted from Britney.

      Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. Space DC-10's dropping atom bombs on volcanoes will be nothing compared to those fireworks :)

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    2. Re:RIAA by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe not wiped out, but their pool might get closed.

    3. Re:RIAA by cashman73 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Even better; tell the RIAA that the Church of Scientology is a massive front for copying CD's. Simultaneously, tell the scientologists that the RIAA are planning to clone Xenu from some evil thetans that were surgically extracted from Britney.

      Where can I buy tickets to that event? I want front row seats!

    4. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laugh it up by the RIAA is well on it's way from being an industry advocacy group to being a department in the federal government. Ever wonder why EMI had such a change of heart with this on the horizon?

    5. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ticketmaster. Unfortunately, there's a $1000 service fee per ticket.

    6. Re:RIAA by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We can knock then both out by kicking out the one big law that props them both up. Their intents and tactics can be traced to that one undeniable link.

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    7. Re:RIAA by owlnation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually the RIAA should be one of the first.

      I'm no fan of Scientology or any other cult/religion. While they may prey on the weaker-minded, their followers do have an element of free will. This, in my mind, doesn't make then the number one priority in terms of protest -- especially where censorship is concerned. In fact, this is a distraction from true censorship issues, and some serious privacy abuses.

      In the western world where privacy hangs by a thread, there are much more important things to deal with. The increasing Stalinism of the UK government or the abandonment of the Constitution of the USA are FAR, FAR, more important than greedy cults.

      Note also, that the German government is much more concerned about dealing with the 20,000 or so Scientologists there, rather than the 2 million or so neo-Nazis.

      Stop caring so much about religion, and start caring about what your government is up to -- before it is too late. Nothing else matters.

    8. Re:RIAA by virgil_disgr4ce · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! I love it! X-D

    9. Re:RIAA by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      tell the scientologists that the RIAA are planning to clone Xenu from some evil thetans that were surgically extracted from Britney.

      That might work if the people who ran Scientology actually believed in their own garbage. I don't believe they do. I believe the whole organization is a money making scam.

      -mcgrew

      PS- yes I got the joke, I'm just in a bad mood today.

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    10. Re:RIAA by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      For that event? Still worth it.

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    11. Re:RIAA by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too late. All the tickets were bought by automated systems within the first .2 seconds. You'll now need to get them from a reseller charging $25,000. Still not bad when you consider Hannah Montana tickets are $1,000,000 + your next child.

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    12. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      What's the old saying? I know enough about religion to know how to exploit it?

      Likewise, I don't believe the bosses of scientology believe it any more than Hubbard did. But it'd be nice to see some Mutually Assured Destruction between two parties who actually seem to deserve it. It's difficult not to get in a bad mood when any article involves either of those two organisations. Think I'm going to need to include Cheney and co. in my next flight of ruinous fantasy at this rate.

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    13. Re:RIAA by dintech · · Score: 1

      That's ok. It seems like a nominal fee...

    14. Re:RIAA by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Informative

      Space DC-10's dropping atom bombs on volcanoes will be nothing compared to those fireworks :)

      DC-8s, you mean. DC-10s existed only on paper when Hubbard wrote the tripe revered by the Scientologists as OT III. :-)

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    15. Re:RIAA by Vexor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too late. All the tickets were bought by automated systems within the first .2 seconds. You'll now need to get them from a reseller charging $25,000. Still not bad when you consider Hannah Montana tickets are $1,000,000 + your next child.

      Is there a bigger discount if I include a 2nd child?

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    16. Re:RIAA by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a conversation I was having with a friend... we were thinking of getting a bunch of signs and T-shirts with "Free Xenu!" and the like printed on them, and picketing various CoS locations. Obviously we never did so, too much of a pain in the ass for something we don't really care about, but we got a chuckle out of the thought.

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    17. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know it's terrible form to reply to oneself, but I've just realised* that "The Church of Scientology" is an anagram of "Tech go filch tunes, cry ooh!" - if that isn't enough evidence for an RIAA lawsuit of titanic proportions I don't know what is.

      * i.e. put it into the anagram finder at wordsmith.org

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    18. Re:RIAA by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      It'd be worth it.

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    19. Re:RIAA by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 0, Troll

      IMHO: You "really believe" something iff you predicate actions on it. "A belief you do not act on, is not a belief you hold."

      Does a Scientologist "really believe" that crap? Well, do they do what it tells them to?

      Does a Christian fundamentalists "really believe" the earth is 6000 years old? Well, what implications does it have for their actions in everyday life? Do they do those things?

      Do biologists "really believe" in all of the knowledge contained in the theory of evolution? Well, do they predicate their survival/mating actions based its insights?

    20. Re:RIAA by computechnica · · Score: 1

      Do Muslim Extremist really believe they will recieve X number of virgins in heaven when they blow themselves up?

      Who wants a bunch of virgins anyway? I'll take a well seasoned 20-year old pornstar anyday! 8^)

    21. Re:RIAA by genik76 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where do you get the figure of two million neo-Nazis from? Accroding to the Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution) there are 10.400 registered neo-Nazis in Germany (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neonazi). I have lived in Germany for over 5 years, and have never seen neo-Nazis running around on the street, just in the newspapers and tv.

    22. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is as stupid as your toll road idea.

    23. Re:RIAA by HomerJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does the phrase "Hotdog down a hallway" mean anything to you?

    24. Re:RIAA by konk3r · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the RIAA never killed anyone, never infiltrated the government, and never had operations to take over towns. The RIAA is annoying, the Co$ destroys lives.

    25. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      GP was basing his post on the people who *run* the scientoogy racket, not the exploited sheeple who follow it. His stance, which I largely agree with, is that the people at the top don't believe it.

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    26. Re:RIAA by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Believe me, the RIAA are delightful sweethearts next to the CoS. The RIAA may sue you; but they won't hire private detectives to dig up dirt on you, have you thrown in prison on bogus charges, publicly smear you as a child molester, lobby the Vice-President to impose sanctions on your whole country, or have you killed.

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    27. Re:RIAA by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected, and still chortling merrily :D

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    28. Re:RIAA by Tom · · Score: 5, Informative

      Note also, that the German government is much more concerned about dealing with the 20,000 or so Scientologists there, rather than the 2 million or so neo-Nazis. As much as I dislike our current government, this is simply not true.

      One, a long list of neo-nazi organisations have been outlawed, scientology has not.
      Two, where do you get your numbers? 2 mio is totally bonkers. A couple hundred thousand is what I'd guess, and I live here.
      Three, both the government and the media talk about neo-nazis a lot more than about scientology.

      Wherever you got your opinion, you should return it for a refund.
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    29. Re:RIAA by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Is there a bigger discount if I include a 2nd child?"

      Boy or girl?

    30. Re:RIAA by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Likewise, I don't believe the bosses of scientology believe it any more than Hubbard did. "

      It wouldn't matter what they actually believe, all you would have to do is make the subject widely known to the general public so that the "high counsel" or whatever would have to address it, to not address it would cause the members who DO currently believe to doubt the commitment of the "high counsel" to the doctrines of L Ron Hubbard.

      Much in the way that members of the catholic faith left in droves when the molestation scandal became widely known and the leaders still did nothing, only after they were perceived to have taken action did the bleeding end somewhat.

    31. Re:RIAA by Tom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Won't work. They are already one and the same. Look:

      "L. Ron Hubbard's declaration that the purpose of a lawsuit was to "harass and discourage"" (see court transcript)

      Now if that doesn't describe the RIAA strategy, then I don't know what does.

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    32. Re:RIAA by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does the phrase, "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch", mean anything to you? ;-)

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    33. Re:RIAA by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Scientology murders people.
      Scientology manipulates the sick and steals their money.

      The RIAA is bad, but Scientology is downright horrific.

      Anonymous FTW

      for those that didn't see it :-)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

    34. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note also, that the German government is much more concerned about dealing with the 20,000 or so Scientologists there, rather than the 2 million or so neo-Nazis.
      This statement simply isn't true. You can download the report of the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution here(in german): http://www.verfassungsschutz.de/download/de/publikationen/verfassungsschutzbericht/vsbericht_2006/vsbericht_2006.pdf
      As you can see in this report 98 pages are about right-wing extremism while only 17 pages are dedicated to Scientology. Please check your facts first before posting something like this, you're only weakening your own argument otherwise (which itself sounds legitimate to me).
    35. Re:RIAA by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      At least the RIAA acknowledges that it's a corporation in it for profit, rather than trying to masquerade as a religion to get out of paying taxes or being subject to "laws"

    36. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Much in the way that members of the catholic faith left in droves
      [citation needed]

    37. Re:RIAA by TNTSoggy · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. I saw a show On tv detailing the stranger/shadier parts of the "religion". Like how the followers have to pay huge amounts of money to advance up the ranks of the religion, and how the celebrities have a huge fancy campus that no one is allowed to see inside of. I think that it's just a bunch of famous rich people tricking people out of there money and hiding behind the tax exempt status of a fake religion. And that giant celebrity campus is just a giant day spa/rec center.

    38. Re:RIAA by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      UFO cult or money making scam? It's a dessert topping and a floor wax!

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    39. Re:RIAA by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I am capable of being concerned with evil government, evil corporate entities, and evil pseudo-religious scams whose members seek to infiltrate society. They are all threats, and ignoring any gives it freedom to grow.

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    40. Re:RIAA by celle · · Score: 1

      There's a difference Neo-Nazis are disorganized and their effects are rarely vindictive. Scientologists are organized and a proven threat to anyone they determined as their enemy.

    41. Re:RIAA by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Likewise, I don't believe the bosses of scientology believe it any more than Hubbard did."

      I dunno. I've been reading that Tom Cruise is one of the 2 most powerful people in the 'church'....and from seeing those youtube videos of him made for the church...he seems to have bought into whatever it is they believe hook, line and sinker.

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    42. Re:RIAA by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Neo-Nazis register? Seriously? Wouldn't the smart ones... not register?

    43. Re:RIAA by 32771 · · Score: 1

      >Note also, that the German government is much more concerned about dealing with the 20,000 or so Scientologists >there, rather than the 2 million or so neo-Nazis.

      I call bullshit on that one. Start reading here:

      http://www.verfassungsschutz.de/en/index_en.html

      http://www.verfassungsschutz.de/download/en/en_publications/annual_reports/vsbericht2005_engl/vsbericht_2005_engl.pdf

      They even translated that for you. There are no more excuses for uninformed comments like yours. It contains 86 pages on right wing groups and 11 on Scientology. While that doesn't need to mean much, you will find that the Scientology part mostly contains information on why the BfV had to take action and some information about Scientology. The Nazis on the other hand mean way more trouble and that is reflected in the report. In addition to that you will find reports about the results of police action taken against the Nazis. Some think the government doesn't go far enough but you are still mistaken if you think less is done about Nazis than about Scientologists.

      From that document you should mainly take away that the German government steps into action if some entity attempts to act against the constitution. This is the result of the demise of the Weimar Republic. On page 9 you will find:

      "- commitment to values, i.e. the state recognizes its attachment to
      certain values it considers especially important and which are
      therefore not negotiable;

      -the readiness to defend values, i.e. the state is willing to uphold
      these most important values against extremist positions; and

      -preventive action to protect the Constitution, i.e. the state does
      not wait to react until extremists have violated the law."

      If you read the part about Scientology you will find that our government followed the guidelines provided above.
      Are you suggesting the government should apply two different standards instead?

      The number of Neo-Nazis given by you is probably slightly too high, there are about 40000 with party affiliation and if you count the number of votes for the two most right-wing parties in the 2005 election you end up with roughly one million. This is not to say that there might be even more people with this sort of view in Germany but this would merely be guessing. The number of Scientologists is also lower, 6000 to 12000 depending on whom you are listening to. You are in the right ballpark though. This fiddling with numbers doesn't help my argument but I'll leave it in here for entertainment value.

      I would agree with your comment on the importance of watching the government though. I'm wondering about Britain's recent legislation against handguns (and not so recent, i.e. Dunblane related). Especially since there is not much of a link between gun violence and legal handgun possession but rather the local culture. Germany didn't quite go that far with its gun legislation lately they just raised the age of possession to 25. Below that you have to undergo psychological testing to get a gun. Who knows, German politicians might still remember that Hitler disarmed all legal handgun owners who didn't fit his picture of the perfect German.

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    44. Re:RIAA by Teun · · Score: 1

      In Germany Neo Nazi's don't need to register,
      They get registered.

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    45. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - I just want to remind those who are
      'declaring war'

            It's "PILLAGE" THEN
                            "RAPE" THEN
                            "BURN"

                        Anything else will devalue the result.

              'Bloody Vikings....'

    46. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      the celebrities have a huge fancy campus that no one is allowed to see inside of

      The Catholics have a pretty fancy place too.
      Just sayin'.

    47. Re:RIAA by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      Germany has a tough problem with the nazi issue, and I agree that they definitely take it seriously and try to curb it. I know that asserting that Germany is responsible for Hitler (because he was so popularly elected) can make some Germans angry, and that a very significant portion of the population didn't even believe in the holocaust exterminations until the old nazi reels were aired over and over again.

      I guess I don't know why Germany still has any neo-nazies (obviously not in the millions, of course, but quite a lot of 'em). Germany is one of America's great success stories. Japan handles this knowledge completely differently from how Germany does, and it's obviously got a lot to do with the typical pride each European provincial segment exhibits.

      Scientology isn't as bad, but they seem to kill as many people these days as neo-nazis. There's reason enough for Germany's actions.

    48. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cf. Jamestown, USA, circa 1607?

    49. Re:RIAA by 32771 · · Score: 1

      I wrote a comment a bit later than you did and I found that his numbers are not entirely unreasonable but it takes some stretching.

      You could count the number of NPD and REP voters in 2005 and you would end up with about a million. This is not even unjustified despite the fact that many right wing voters might be nonviolent. Legal stuff aside you should ask who would those voters support if Nazis attacked you, would they even call the police or would they cheer them on. This might be crucial for your survival.

      In the end I find that the numbers matter not as much here. He is distorting the truth. More Nazis mean more action so the government has to do more about them, and more importantly the quality of police action against the Nazis is far more aggressive than against Scientology.

      I guess fighting Scientology requires mainly brains, I doubt that much use of force is needed.

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    50. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to meet a smart Neo-Nazi

    51. Re:RIAA by 32771 · · Score: 1

      >I guess I don't know why Germany still has any neo-nazies (obviously not in the millions, of course, but quite a lot of 'em). Well first of all there will always be narrow minded nut cases like this, so we will never get down to zero. If you look at how the Nazis are distributed you will notice that there are less in Western Germany than in the eastern part (per person). I guess the reason is that eastern Germany hadn't had much time in getting rid of the authoritarian culture which pervaded Germany at the beginning of the 20th century. There is a good book about it: "Politics West Germany", Russell J. Dalton, ISBN 0-673-39887-0 It describes the changes Western Germany had to go through to become what it is now. I think that us east Germans have to go through a similar process. One indicator that we have improved will be that we have a stronger economy and the other might be that we will have less Nazis.

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    52. Re:RIAA by Rabbi+T.+White · · Score: 1

      I think it's quite safe to assume there is no such thing as a smart Neo-Nazi.

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    53. Re:RIAA by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      To the leaders, it's about power and money. To the suckers, it's about "improving your life", and being lied to. New members are absolutely *not* exposed to http://www.xenu.net/, the successful lawsuits against Scientology by Larry Wollersheim at FACTNet, or the death of Lisa McPherson by starvation and dehydration in a Scientology run imprisonment in Clearwater, Florida.

      Like most cult members, those new members come seeking guidance, and acceptance. Unfortunately, the defenders of the cult have previously been caught inventing threats of harassment, especially by Cult Awareness Network and by Paulette Cooper. Despite the convictions of senior Scientologists such as Mary Sue Hubbard for their harassment, they succeeded in blocking Paulett's book about the cult from publication.

      It seems quite reasonable to oppose Scientology on legal and ethical grounds. However, there seems no need to spew random threats over on YouTube. It's easier, safer, and more effective to simply keep communications open with the members and let them reach out when they've eventually caught the cult lying to them too often.

    54. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's because Tom Cruise has the IQ of a snail. The man is not very bright.

      My evidence? He divorced Nicole Kidman. 'Nuff said.

    55. Re:RIAA by sowth · · Score: 1

      Well, okay, so she isn't a child, she's a 30 year old crack whore.

    56. Re:RIAA by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      so how are your audits going?

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    57. Re:RIAA by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, wait... if they were advanced enough to have DC-8s 75 million years ago, it's reasonable to assume they would have managed to also invent DC-10s. QED

      (Wow, that sounds like Scientology logic, at least if I threw in a bunch of meaningless terms).

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    58. Re:RIAA by Mr.Black_Pudding · · Score: 1

      Anonymous is pushing censorship and working in the hands of those who want anonymity banned from the net. That's where the money is. Fighting for Freedom of Speech? Give me a bag... Once the dust settles, we'll have more cybercrime units, an even more restrictive DMCA and some duped script kiddies in jail. Thanks, chans.

    59. Re:RIAA by zobier · · Score: 1

      Wherever you got your opinion, you should return it for a refund. <span style="voice-family: robot">Must give me a T-shirt with this slogan, please.</span>
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    60. Re:RIAA by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Taking into account the often questionable morals of celebrities as well as the definitely questionable morals of the controllers of the cult, I dare say that more morally distasteful activities are going on with the younger more gullible, brain washed, 'slaves' to the cult of religious greed.

      The secrecy likely relates to debauchery rather than leisure and that KSW luxury yacht that's wandering around likely has a lot to do with keeping their personal activities out of territorial waters and legal duristiction for as much of the time as possible.

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    61. Re:RIAA by rchh · · Score: 1

      As much as I would hope that what you say is true, my personal experience tells me a completely different story. There is a general antipathy against immigrants and non-white foreigners. You may remember the attack on a pensioner carried out by two immigrants. The right wing mass selling bild prints as much tripe against immigrants and foreigners as possible. Being a black, I can tell you that many places in East Germany are still no go areas. There is serious danger of physical attack on immigrants in East Germany. And I personally believe that the 2 million number is probably an underestimate. Most Germans are hostile towards non-white foreigners. At least that is the experience that I got when I was in Germany.

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    62. Re:RIAA by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      their followers do have an element of free will. This particular case has little to do with duping suckers into buying their way into eternal salvation and poverty. I won't say I don't care about those people, but there is a lot of suffering in the world, and I feel more for those who don't have a choice. This is about the Church of Scientology© imposing their will onto intelligent, rational people. What's more they're wasting our tax dollars by abusing the legal systems of many countries to accomplish these goals. I try not to make it my place to judge other religions, because there's not a person on the planet who has even coming close to figuring out all the secrets the universe holds. While I make no judgment on the actual religion of Scientology, I take issue with the power structure and the organization that is the Church of Scientology©. I really hope this Anonymous group has the balls to cash some of those checks their mouths are writing. It won't be an easy fight.
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    63. Re:RIAA by Darby · · Score: 1


      Who wants a bunch of virgins anyway? I'll take a well seasoned 20-year old pornstar anyday! 8^)


      A. You have eternity to train them.
      B. There's a bunch of them, and variety is the spice of (after)life.

    64. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Germany is one of America's great success stories. Japan handles this knowledge completely differently from how Germany does, and it's obviously got a lot to do with the typical pride each European provincial segment exhibits."...

      wow.. talk about other countries pride-problem when you see your own country above all..

    65. Re:RIAA by islisis · · Score: 1

      But, which grouped has conned more people than the other? And which do you think is most likely to still having influence in 50 year's time? To me, threat is more than mere on the spot provacation.

    66. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In soviet Germany, register neonazis YOU!"

    67. Re:RIAA by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      I was kidding, mostly, but there's a lot of truth to it.

      Germany was a massive proxy battle between the USSR and the USA. Germany is a wonderful free place, and the USA spent enormous sums of money and life to ensure this. We were very forgiving of Germany's mistakes, and that turned out to be a wise choice.

      Why would anyone not give the USA great credit for the way it handles her defeated foes? If anything, it would be nice if the USA and the rest of the world made a bigger deal out of it, because I don't think the USA of today is quite as noble.

      You can look at Japan and South Korea as the USA's other great projects. Sure, the citizens of those counties have done much of the work, but only thanks to US policies and leadership. None of those countries are subjects of the US. Think about that. It's historically amazing and probably the decisive fact behind modern progress that the most powerful nation does not consume her enemies, but sets them up for progress and independence.

      I truly hope that Iraq and Afghanistan can follow, but I'm not sure this will happen. Not only are the "wars" far less precise, but the USA is not the same. People don't care as much about this stuff.

      I firmly believe that recognizing what credit is due, and enormous credit is due, can help shape policies in the future.

      What exactly is wrong with what I'm saying? I know it's fashionable to claim the US is a monster, and surely the US has aspects worthy of criticism, but the US has been a tremendous source of good in the world. Am I claiming that Germans, British, others, are not also deserving of credit? Nope.

    68. Re:RIAA by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Okay mister, you're now out-ethics and labeled an SP! Boy, are you in trouble now!

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    69. Re:RIAA by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but it is also a badge of honor, I think.

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    70. Re:RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at history, if it didn't happen yet it doesn't mean it won't.

    71. Re:RIAA by Tom · · Score: 1

      I guess I don't know why Germany still has any neo-nazies America has them, too. So does the UK, France, Norway and virtually every other western country. It's simply that no matter how stupid your ideology is, you will always find someone dumb enough to believe it.
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    72. Re:RIAA by Tom · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone not give the USA great credit for the way it handles her defeated foes? We did and we do - to the USA of your grandfathers. The current version of the USA can, for all the majority of the rest of the world cares, fall off the planet.

      You can earn lots of goodwill can credit by behaving the way your country did 60 years ago. But both goodwill and credit have a tendency to run out if you work hard enough to ruin your reputation.
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    73. Re:RIAA by Tom · · Score: 1

      As much as I would hope that what you say is true, my personal experience tells me a completely different story. Germany has 80 mio. people and a landmass of 360,000 square kilometers. No matter how much you travel, your personal experience can't possibly cover even the majority of it.

      There is a general antipathy against immigrants and non-white foreigners. You may remember the attack on a pensioner carried out by two immigrants. You confuse the mass media with the actual people of the land. There was this incident you mention, and since there are elections coming up in several german states, the law-and-order politicians as well as a number of right-leaning newspapers took the story and ran with it. I've not noticed a change in attitude in any of the people I deal with, and I deal with a good number of people from CEO to call-center-agent regularily in my job.

      Being a black, I can tell you that many places in East Germany are still no go areas. As are places in the UK, USA and many other countries. Racism is a sad fact still, but it's a world-wide phenomenon.

      Most Germans are hostile towards non-white foreigners. At least that is the experience that I got when I was in Germany. Next time, pick a better travel agency that doesn't send you into the ghettos. Most of those "no-go-areas" you speak about are areas that most germans avoid as well, because they're simply the bad areas. I wouldn't walk through some areas in New York City as a white, either. Definitely not at night.

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    74. Re:RIAA by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I think it's quite safe to assume there is no such thing as a smart Neo-Nazi.

      Simply because someone is smart doesn't mean they can't be evil or just batshit insane.

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    75. Re:RIAA by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      Oh, Scientology has definitely ruined more lives than the fucking RIAA. Jeez. Are you serious? Google Lisa Mcpherson. Eaten by roaches. Has the RIAA done that to anyone?

      COS completely wipes people out. Kills. Ruins. RIAA sues people for a few grand, and those people usually broke laws that you may not agree with but our democratic system did create. RIAA also does unethical spying, etc, but as bad as that is, it's not as bad as murder or being libeled as a child molestor.

      I have a test for you: go protest the RIAA. Go hold up a sign in front of one of their office saying "Please research the behavior of this organization". I think you will walk away with no serious damage to your life. Now do it to Scientology. If the prospect doesn't scare you, you don't know who you're dealing with. This is also a valid test for comparing CoS with Christianity and other religions. I can protest the Methodists and not worry about being killed or libeled.

      Have some perspective please. The RIAA indeed sucks ass, but they aren't truly evil, they are just greedy and stupid.

    76. Re:RIAA by Mex · · Score: 1

      Well, Sonny Bono was a scientologist.

  4. Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cowards.

    1. Re:Anonymous? by Applekid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Considering those openly opposed to Scientology wind up harassed, publicly smeared, thrown in jail, or made dead due to the Fair Game policy, I don't blame them.

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    2. Re:Anonymous? by GungaDan · · Score: 2, Funny

      And just how anonymous are they, anyway, getting Prof. Hawking to record their youtube rant for them...

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    3. Re:Anonymous? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      These are the same kids who harassed a girl in chatsworth who demands money from men (google "goddessmine" or read this). They did a video gloating about how they took down her server and reported her sketchy (but apparently profitable) dominatrix business to the IRS, and called and hassled the cops who she called to protect her. I don't know what to think about this -- I'm glad someone is taking on Co$, but I'm a little worried these kids are going to get their asses kicked. It's one thing to take down a server that belongs to a nineteen year old girl with self-esteem issues; it's quite another to take on a phony religious organization with a staff of lawyers the size of some third world countries' entire military forces and a history of predatory legal action against its enemies that goes back about twice the amount of time these kids have been alive. But, hey, more power to them!

    4. Re:Anonymous? by Fizzl · · Score: 5, Funny

      *SWOOOOSH*

    5. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Cowards.

      ...but Legion.

      It's sorta like the irresistible force and the immovable object.

      For the cult to adjust its tactics from the 50s-era media control (for instance, spinning the question around on the questioner with things like "We welcome investigations into the attacks launched by the Internet Hate Machine...", "What are they hiding?", and "It's no worse than Christianity") would be "out-tech", that is, "not in compliance with the media-handling policies laid down by L. Ron Hubbard". It can't happen, because to do so would be heresy to the clams.

      For Anonymous not to adjust its tactics from 21st-century "smart mob" and "flash mob" tactics (DDoS on their lawyers via posting of videos to YouTube, on their media handlers by other means) would be equally unlikely, because to do so would require centralized organization, which Anonymous is not.

      It's ironic that the one major victory the Co$ has had was when it inadvertently applied smart mob tactics itself: As per Source, it went for the lawsuit as its weapon of first choice. The inadvertently clever bit was that it ordered its members, individually, to sue the IRS and demand that the cult be recognized as a religion instead of a business (hence, the cult's victims get tax deductions and can afford to give it more cash). The IRS, faced with thousands of lawsuits, (and possibly with a little blackmail of key IRS officials with information gained due to cult infiltrators), caved on the issue.

      This war has been going on since the early 1990s, with similar results; the harder the cult fights, the more of its secrets leak out, and the more derisively it is mocked. It's been effectively stalemated for a few years; the cult slowly dwindles, occasionally refreshed with new cash infusions from current members dying off, as well as the odd celebrity whose bank account they can loot, and the newer generation's first encounter with the cult is increasingly in the form of mockery, for example, the South Park episode detailing the OT3 story. The entry of Anonymous into the game adds a refreshing bit of funny to the mix. It's long overdue.

    6. Re:Anonymous? by surgen · · Score: 1

      I'm a little worried these kids are going to get their asses kicked.

      I agree, many of them take themselves to be super serious computer hackers but in actuality are little more than script kiddies. So while they might not (or just a few will) be able to get "fair gamed" because this is mostly being done over the Internet, I also don't think they'll be able to accomplish much.

    7. Re:Anonymous? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think they probably took their name from this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

      Warning : this is Fox News, some of your neurons may die.

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    8. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *SWOOOOSH* What was that?
    9. Re:Anonymous? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Hey, no fair posting in a thread about your own orginization!

      -mcgrew

      PS: Somebody blow something up, I'm in a real bad mood. Thanks in advance.

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    10. Re:Anonymous? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      If y'all do a little research, you might be surprised as to how diverse Anonymous is. As cabals go, they're not that bad...the only problem is that Anonymous tends to have a touch of ADD, so we'll see how long this goes for--probably, until about five minutes after it stops being funny.

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    11. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah you see, thats where your idea of Anonymous is flawed.
      Anonymous is not a bunch of kids, a good chunk of Anonymous (well at least, the ones i know of) are in fact adults.

      While true, some of these kids are going to end up getting into alot of shit from lawyers.
      But hey, how can they prove it?
      Most of Anonymous have tools to completely scrub anything to do with the raid (some running everything under a RAM Disk), and can easily claim someone must have hacked their computer/wireless connection.
      They can't win. (the CoS lawyers that is)

    12. Re:Anonymous? by Knara · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it stems from the imageboard software used for 4chan (and its predecessors) having anonymous posting as the default state (and sometimes the only accepted state for posting). "Anonymous" as a sort of collective entity took that moniker and ran with it.

    13. Re:Anonymous? by TriezGamer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Onomatopoeia

    14. Re:Anonymous? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Careful, *SWOOOOSH* is a trademark of Nike, the Official Travelwear Supplier for UFO Cults.

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    15. Re:Anonymous? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Hmm, they might be as bad as scientology itself. I'm glad I got the fuck out of LA. Just a load of wacko cults and killers, they are.

    16. Re:Anonymous? by ravenlock · · Score: 5, Funny

      Text version of a Nike ad.

    17. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worried? I'm hoping they get their asses kicked.

    18. Re:Anonymous? by Torontoman · · Score: 1

      The Church of Scientology is a cult. Plain and simple. However - that's probably just fine as long as they don't start screwing up the lives of other people.

    19. Re:Anonymous? by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the same Anonymous. Looks like they even have a few images from one of the *chan sites in their article.

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    20. Re:Anonymous? by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Whoever loses, we win.

    21. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... says the Anonymous Coward :P

    22. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a nineteen year old girl with self-esteem issues...

      A dominatrix raking in dough from men who worship her has "self-esteem issues"? Poor thing. I wish I had such problems.

    23. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that an air-lock I heard?

    24. Re:Anonymous? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Those guys [partyvan] are seriously scary - it's frightening to think that anyone would support a group of such vigilantes and cyberstalkers.

    25. Re:Anonymous? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      It's not as crazy as it sounds, really... Looking at the quotes of hers and whatnot from the linked page (and laughing soundly), she seemed to be attempting to attract the spineless, low-self-esteem type (which one would have to be, IMNSHO, to pay a monetary "tribute" for even the 'privilege' of giving her more money).

      Why would someone with a healthy self-image want to surround herself with people like that? I'd put my money on surrounding herself with them was to make herself feel better about herself.

    26. Re:Anonymous? by FritzTheCat1030 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Church of Scientology is a cult. Plain and simple. However - that's probably just fine as long as they don't start screwing up the lives of other people.


      If you do a bit of research, you'll find that it's way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY too late for them to not screw up the lives of other people.
    27. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too!

      -eric bauman

    28. Re:Anonymous? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Considering those openly opposed to Scientology wind up harassed, publicly smeared, thrown in jail, or made dead due to the Fair Game policy, I don't blame them."

      I've read allegations of smear, harrassment and even death by CoS....but, have never heard of specific incidences of such. Can anyone list out some links to these specific cases?

      What is "Fair Game" policy?

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    29. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the fair game policy?

    30. Re:Anonymous? by Applekid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can anyone list out some links to these specific cases? The following names should bring up details via Google:

      Lisa McPherson, Noah Lottick, Brett Hanover, Keith Henson, Paulette Cooper, for starters.

      What is "Fair Game" policy? I didn't want to fill this with links since one could easily say I'm stuffing the response with loaded links, but I guess one link won't hurt. Most telling quote in there: "ENEMY -- SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed"
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    31. Re:Anonymous? by Stephen+Gilbert · · Score: 1

      Watch out... it's headed toward YOU!

    32. Re:Anonymous? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Ask and ye shall receive. Ah, and here's one of the more famous death things.

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    33. Re:Anonymous? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Why would someone with a healthy self-image want to surround herself with people like that? I'd put my money on surrounding herself with them was to make herself feel better about herself.

      Because it's good business.

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    34. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey - leave Nike out of this!

    35. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just kidding.

    36. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a van? Those tend to work nicely, barring the presence of dogs and/or curtains.

    37. Re:Anonymous? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I agree they dont even use their real voices.

      Why is slashdot even following a storey on these stupid kids?

      Because thats all they are!

      The very least they could do is use a real voice instead of hiding behind a text to speech program which makes their message hard to understand.

      If you want to say something just comeout and say it!

      Why are they anonymous anyway? do they think their message is that powerful that people will acually give a shit and chase them down for it?

      ~Dan

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    38. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't that dangerous, mostly script kiddies. They however have some authority and respect among the population of *chan boards and counter-culture atmosphere on the internet(Encyclopedia Dramatica and various trolling groups).
      The "anonymous" so portrayed in Fox news are solitary hackers from the larger pool of the users of the forums. And i doubt they are more dangerous or motivated then any of thousands of similar hacker groups on the internet.

    39. Re:Anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rules 1 and 2 anyone?

    40. Re:Anonymous? by Geek-tan · · Score: 1

      'None of us is as dumb as all of us.' So they've said. It's not an organization, a gang, or a cult; What appears to be a kid kicking down a telephone booth in one place is not the same as the programmer that's trying to take sensitive documents from the Co$ server, nor the same as the guy stuffing yeast bunnies in a Co$ toilet somewhere. Where one 'anonymous' fronts something, it's not a hivemind and everyone doesn't think the same way.

  5. It's not a church by andyh3930 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst.

    I had dealings with them about 10 years ago. I ended up paying GBP30 for a course just to get out of the hard sell and even though I never did the course the often phoned and wrote letters of about 5 years after.

    See the Operation Clambake pages for more details to their activities. http://www.xenu.net/

    1. Re:It's not a church by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


      Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst

      cult (n): A small, unpopular religion.
      religion (n): a large, popular cult.

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    2. Re:It's not a church by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "I had dealings with them about 10 years ago. I ended up paying GBP30 for a course just to get out of the hard sell and even though I never did the course the often phoned and wrote letters of about 5 years after."
      So what was so hard with no and getting up and leaving.

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    3. Re:It's not a church by andyh3930 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually it was, I was young 18, very shy and I didn't like to be rude, Also the had just done one of their psych tests so they knew where to hit me, anyway it did teach me a valuable lesson of telling anyone is the street trying sell anything is likely a con.

    4. Re:It's not a church by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Cult: organization pretending to be a religion. Keeps true beliefs secret from recruits, one would think because they would have no recruits if beliefs were known. Viciously attacks any and all who expose secret beliefs. Has tendency to lock people up, either through social pressure or actual locked doors. Uses any means possible to intimidate press, infiltrate government, and co-opt police forces. See: Moonies, Scientology, any number of local Jesus franchises in USA, and yes, even the Mormons, tho they succeeded in all points listed above so long ago that no one remembers they are a cult. Hell. the Salvation Army is a cult, but people rarely look at its belief system. A uniformed army, eh? But I digress.

    5. Re:It's not a church by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it did teach me a valuable lesson of telling anyone is the street trying sell anything is likely a con.

      So you got your 30 pounds worth for sure.

    6. Re:It's not a church by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Human psychology. The hard sell works using various techniques such as making it seem like a logical contradiction if you say "no", or making it seem like you're being mean to a nice person. People become incredibly uncomfortable with these situations and paying money is an easy way to escape.

    7. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      cult (n): A small, unpopular religion.
      religion (n): a large, popular cult.


      Bzzzzzzt. Sorry, try again.

      You may or may not like a religion, but a religion lays it's cards on the table. It doesn't have secret teachings that you need to join up and achieve some level of roped-in-ness before they will tell you what the secret teachings are. You ask the catholic church what it believes and it will gladly spell it out for you. "We believe in one god, the father ..."

      Agree or don't. It isn't a bait-and-switch.

      Cults, on the other hand have different faces for prospective and new members vs. insiders. That's the whole point of Scientology trying to silence people. They don't want the prospective members to be able to see where it is all going until they are under church control.

      Classic bait-and-switch.

    8. Re:It's not a church by grub · · Score: 0


      Any organization selling "Feel Good" and supernatural crap is a cult. Their beliefs have no basis in reality and depend on the brainwashing of the followers to continue. Religions fit that bill perfectly.

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    9. Re:It's not a church by value_added · · Score: 4, Interesting

      See: Moonies, Scientology, any number of local Jesus franchises in USA, and yes, even the Mormons, tho they succeeded in all points listed above so long ago that no one remembers they are a cult.

      Agreed, but have you have noticed that Mormons tend to be really nice people? I'm serious. It's like Romney -- no one can really find fault with him except to say his hair is too perfect, that he's just a successful businessman, or that he's Mormon.

      I have zero patience for the Protestant evangelical crowd and less for members of any cult, but Mormons, at least in my experience, tend to be shiny happy people that don't really bother anyone. Even the ex-Mormons I've met seem to have few bad things to say and if they do, you can't help but notice there's a certain lingering nostalgia in their eyes. That's not to say their beliefs aren't loony, but if members of cults were as benign as the typical Mormon, I wonder if anyone would notice, or care.

      But I digress.

      Back at you.

    10. Re:It's not a church by renoX · · Score: 1

      >Any organization selling "Feel Good" and supernatural crap is a cult.

      So you agree that catholicism is a cult then?
      They used to sell 'indulgence', I don't know how to translate this word in English, but you could be forbidden for a sin you had made and go to the paradise by buying those things..

    11. Re:It's not a church by grub · · Score: 1

      What I wrote says exactly what I think, so, yeah.

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    12. Re:It's not a church by domatic · · Score: 1

      Most of the mainstream religions seemed to have started out cults. A young feisty cult has few members so tends to demand more both financially and personally. For the cult to grow it has to moderate both its demands and dogma. Most people seem to be looking for a sense of belonging and surety about "the hard questions" but aren't willing to disregard workaday sensibilities in the process. So you have most people belonging to long established religions that themselves have adapted to what society will tolerate and indeed become part of "the establishment" themselves.

      Scientology seems to want it both ways. They want both a large membership and extreme commitments from their parishioners. In time, they could follow the path of the Mormons before them but the current leadership is incapable of it. Furthermore, their "innermost teachings" are a common and easy target of ridicule. So they have a hard row to hoe to become a mainstream religion. I wouldn't say it is impossible but they'll need to retconn the whole Xenu thing and give up their addiction to every last bit of cash they can hard sell out of their members.

    13. Re:It's not a church by feepness · · Score: 2, Funny

      Human psychology. The hard sell works using various techniques such as making it seem like a logical contradiction if you say "no", or making it seem like you're being mean to a nice person. People become incredibly uncomfortable with these situations and paying money is an easy way to escape. This hurts my feelings and I'm a nice person. Send me a check please. You're not a mean person, are you?
    14. Re:It's not a church by u-bend · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha. Is it because of your insanely low Slashdot ID that you haven't been modded out of existence? Am I feeding a troll here, or were you being funny? Like it or not, the currently agreed-upon definition of religion is quite disparate from that of cult. You don't have to like religion; it has many troubling aspects in its current (and historical) manifestation. But your argument comes off as "I don't like oranges, since everyone knows apples suck, oranges must be apples." Kinda juvenile. Or am I missing your point?

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    15. Re:It's not a church by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 1

      They make a great minority.

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    16. Re:It's not a church by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine the keyword is "selling", as in "offering for money".

      Most religions seem to give away their teachings. There's an interesting multi-religion group that gathers at my college every few months and hands out their books (bibles, korans, Tanakhs, etc.) for free.

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    17. Re:It's not a church by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well... except the ones that marry 13 year olds and follow discredited mormon beliefs.

      The mainstream mormons are no more loony that your average catholic these days tho.

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    18. Re:It's not a church by ghyd · · Score: 1

      Cult: organization pretending to be a religion
      Like a vulgar blue collar bank robber would consider himself like a high rank corrupted politician. One can dream, but Scientology is not yet at the level of the big 3 monotheism when it comes to dictating everyone's life standards, as enforced by tradition and law. Now that's nasty.
    19. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Any organization selling "Feel Good" and supernatural crap is a cult.


      Ah, so by "cult" you mean word-that-I'm-gonna-use-because-I-don't-like-you. Well sure, as long as we ignore the actual meaning of words and just hurl them at each other because they sound cool, then sure it makes sense to call all religions cults.

      Of course it make as much sense to call you a tomato.

    20. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Shut the fuck up.

    21. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have zero patience for the Protestant evangelical crowd and less for members of any cult, but Mormons, at least in my experience, tend to be shiny happy people that don't really bother anyone.

      They aren't.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Mormonism

    22. Re:It's not a church by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the money aspect of any cult--once you're in they expect regular (and significant) "donations." They like to preach that material things aren't important (to you, not them) while at the same time making you believe that if you follow their teachings you will become more successful. (It's no wonder that these airheads in Hollywood fall for this.) All your successes will be credited to how great their program is. Any failures will be your fault and an indication that you're not following the teachings (or more likely, not donating enough.) They will encourage a member to break up their marriage or break off any ties to family and friends who are non-believers. They want to recruit you, but will not tell you what they're about up front. Because of course they would be laughed at if they told you the whole story. Rather they take you through a series of brainwashing exercises and feed you bits and pieces of half-truths. So eventually if A = B and B = C then C will = A. Or, in the words of the late Richard Jenni, "So if God is Love and Love is Blind...Ray Charles must be God."

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    23. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just described the Catholic Church during the medieval ages, which basically supports the GP's post. A religion is a cult that's been around a long, long time.

    24. Re:It's not a church by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you get to make up your own definition now, eh?

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cult

      A cult -is- a religion, even the dictionary says so. It's on the 'connotations' that people have that make it any different than religion, and those vary according to who you talk to.

      Also, you've neglected to mention the time when Christianity was also a 'cult' by your own definition. They read the bible in church in the original language, despite the fact that none of the lower members understood it. They definitely attacked all other beliefs, locked people up, used any possible means, etc.

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    25. Re:It's not a church by sjlumme · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wait... so you are trying to say that the Catholic Church is not a scam?

      Hmmm... interesting.

      And I always thought that saying that you'll be sent to hell by an invisible guy and his long-haired Jewish son who died but somehow isn't dead and becomes a cracker sometimes, unless you join the church and put money on the collection plate was... a bit of a scam.

      But I might be wrong.

    26. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've found "Fuck you, now bugger off" to be a pretty easy escape myself, but YMMV.

    27. Re:It's not a church by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      The only difference between a cult and a religion is it's popularity at any given moment.

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    28. Re:It's not a church by renoX · · Score: 1

      Yes, sorry I misread your post, I apologize.

    29. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mith : a popular religion/cult of the past

    30. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *shrug* Every Mormon I've ever met has been a lovely person. Including my wife and her family. And I'm an atheist.

    31. Re:It's not a church by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam This is presumably why you can download the Kings James Version of the bible for free, and also the New International Version.... oh, wait...
    32. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is some similarity with the Mormons. They will allow you to read the Book of Mormon before joining their church, but that is not all of their doctrine. You have to pay to get the final "secrets," and be let in on their Freemason-style rituals. This is the same as having to pay to take the Scientology cruise where they reveal the secret plans of Xenu. The Mormon equivalent of the Scientology cruise ship (Freewinds) is the Mormon temple. BTW, early Mormons threatened their followers with violence if they revealed the details of the their secret rituals. The "violence" was particularly nasty: an angel would slit their throat, or disembowel them. Ouch! With Scientology, I guess, if you don't accept Xenu, they just might throw you overboard. Conveniently, they are in international waters and there will be no witnesses.

      Today, the Mormon church controls a vast World wide financial empire built on the backs of their lay members. Their most visible member is currently waffling presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. Scientology also has a vast financial and real estate empire in Florida and in California. Their most visible member is Hollywood movie star, Tom Cruise. Give Scientology another 20-50 years, and maybe the two empires will be of equal size.

      The Cruise award video may win "Sundance Audience Favorite" award, even though it was not even entered. Everyone there seemed to really enjoy it.

    33. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, all the criteria you supply for cultishness apply (to a greater or lesser degree) to the Roman Catholic church.

      Secret true beliefs? Check. (though the secret is that they're in it for the power, not the truth)

      Viciously attacks... Check. (Spanish Inquisition, anyone?

      Tendency to lock people up? Check. (Galileo)

      Intimidation, infiltration and the Co-op? Check. (though I'm fairly sure the Co-op was Wesleyan when it started).

      There - Ratzenberger the HitlerJugendMeister is also a cultist.

    34. Re:It's not a church by cexshun · · Score: 1

      You do know the Bible is a copyrighted work, don't you?

    35. Re:It's not a church by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      My dictinary says:

      cult-noun

      1. a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.
      2. an instance of great veneration of a person, ideal, or thing, esp. as manifested by a body of admirers: the physical fitness cult.
      3. the object of such devotion.
      4. a group or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.
      5. Sociology. a group having a sacred ideology and a set of rites centering around their sacred symbols.
      6. a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.
      7. the members of such a religion or sect.
      8. any system for treating human sickness that originated by a person usually claiming to have sole insight into the nature of disease, and that employs methods regarded as unorthodox or unscientific.
      -adjective 9. of or pertaining to a cult.
      10. of, for, or attracting a small group of devotees: a cult movie.
      It's pretty pointless arguing the meanings of words when you can look the damned things up. I say Scientology is NOT a cult because it's NOT a religion. Bhuddism is a religion, Scientology is a con game. Christianity started out as a cult (see definition #6) but became a mainstream religion, even bigger than the religion (Judism) that spawned it..

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    36. Re:It's not a church by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This post just gave me an idea out of the blue. Why not make religious texts non-copyrightable? Therefore scientology has to choose between religion and copyright. If it chooses a business, then fine. They can be a business and investigated as such and lose tax deductibale status. If they choose religion they're texts will become free and no one will have to pay them. I can't really see any issues with public domaining religious texts for legit religions.

    37. Re:It's not a church by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Interesting point about the early Mormons - A Study In Scarlet was my first encounter with Mormonism, and made me less than keen to encounter any live ones.

      I was about 6 when I read it, though :)

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    38. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are referring to it being read in its Latin translation (the Vulgate being the primary one) -- and that is not its original language(s).

    39. Re:It's not a church by geekoid · · Score: 0

      By "Nice people" you mean people that follow a crazy Baby Killer then yeah, swell people.
      If you mean people who try to enforce there religion on other people in a corporation, then they are fine and dandy.
      If you mean people who use legislation to enforce their doctrine on others who don't wish to follow, then yeah that's some great people there.
      If you mean people who come to my door to waste my time then yep, them some polite people.
      If you mean people who change their beliefs based on what companies the church owns large stock in, then man couldn't be smarter people.

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    40. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so when it gets quoted, a team of lawyers swoops in threatening to sue?

      This is the abuse of copyright mentioned earlier.

      Go to the back of the mob.

    41. Re:It's not a church by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst.

      I had dealings with them about 10 years ago. I ended up paying GBP30 for a course just to get out of the hard sell and even though I never did the course the often phoned and wrote letters of about 5 years after.


      Um, christainty asks for ten percent income tax to go to your local church if I recall correctly. How is charging for the books any different than getting tithes?

    42. Re:It's not a church by Hittman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can we please start modding down all "fixed that for you" posts to the point of invisibility?

      Putting words in other people's mouth is about the worst thing you can do in a debate/discussion. And adding "fixed that for you" adds a pathetic level of triteness on top of the dishonesty.

    43. Re:It's not a church by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes it was a cult, but we can't exatly punish it for what someone did well before this was even a country now, can we?

      We can only look at their behavior recently.

      I am in no way defending Christianity.

      Here are some great Cult clues:
      Do they want to separate you from your friends and family?
      Do the harass?
      Do they use 'deprivation' techniques ion recruits and/or memebers?
      Is it personality based?
      Do they punish people for questioning doctrine?
      Do they dictate diet or eating schedule?
      Do they believe they are above the law?
      Do they believe they are a cure all?
      Do they cost money or goods?
      Do the 'sequester' people?

      Just a few indicators, generally based on to degree. Example:
      One could say the catholics dictate you eating schedule by dictating a wafer during mass and fish on Fridays.
      I would say yes, that is an indicator but it's different then someone who tells you when to eat everyday and severely punished you if you slip.

      I am an Atheist,and I recognize the difference between Cult and religion.

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    44. Re:It's not a church by cromar · · Score: 1

      Street watches have a good price-to-value ratio :)

    45. Re:It's not a church by ZenHarbinger · · Score: 2, Informative
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    46. Re:It's not a church by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new "fixed that for you" overlords.

      Lol... Hittman, it's a slashdot meme.

      As an old-timer like yourself tho, you may have even seen some rise, become popular, and die.

      Perhaps your negative push will help to extinguish it.

      I think, as with some grammar issues, you are fighting a loosing battle. ;)

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    47. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, you've neglected to mention the time when Christianity was also a 'cult' by your own definition. I don't know what you're trying to say, but I do believe almost every religion started as a cult. Name one that was welcomed with open arms.
    48. Re:It's not a church by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I am all for not being rude. Being polite is a good thing but.
      "I am really not interested and I have to go, thank you for your time." Then you get up and go. Polite and simple. If they keep on after that they are being rude.
      I had the same thing happen when I was canceling an ISP I got as a back up. They kept telling me how valued I was and kept offering me stuff. I finally said, "I want to end my relationship with your company. I do not want anymore services from your company. Good bye."

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    49. Re:It's not a church by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's an interesting definition for "cult." Do a Google definition search for cult("define:cult") to see how varied the supposed definitions for cult are. My favorite was "A religious group which denies the essential doctrines of Christianity." I enjoyed it because it presupposes that there are some doctrines that Christian religions across the board beleive are "the essential doctrines of Christianity." Note also that this definition makes Judaism a cult. Heck--even atheism falls within this definition.

      The most accurate definition in that list, in my opinion, is: "The word cult is a derogatory term used to express disapproval or those who hold beliefs other than one's own."

      This is certainly the manner in which "cult" is used in the parent post.

      Some other notes about the parent post:

                A cult "Keeps true beliefs secret from recruits . . . "

      I don't know much about Moonies, Scientology, or the Salvation Army, but I do know quite a bit about Mormonism. Here are my thoughts applying this to Mormonism, though I think it could easily apply to any other religious sect.

      (1) People say, "you are Mormon--that means you believe [for example] 'Satan is Jesus' brother.'" But how can you say that person beleives that. All that means is that you heard that some Mormon taught that once somewhere, it means nothing for that individual's personal beleifs. You can't keep a person's true beliefs secret from that person. You can keep a religious leader's beliefs secret from his followers, but that doesn't mean those secret beliefs are the beliefs of his followers (secretly, somehow, without them even knowing it).

      (2) Where do antagonists to Mormonism find these "secret" Mormon beliefs anyway? Who lets the secret out? Is it still a secret afterward? With regard to Mormonism, I can tell you where--people like to take stuff out of context from the Journal of Discourses. Then people say "did you know that you believe [fill in the blank with something weird]?" Whether or not I believe that "doctrine," it's hard to call the Journal of Discourses secret. It's out of copyright and freely available in full online. And if you want to find the juicy parts, just ask any anti-Mormon where to find them.

      So, I disagree with the parent. I do have my own little definition for what I think of as a "cult." I try to be open-minded about what people may believe, and I get on peoples' cases when they speak badly of Judaism in general or Islam or whatever. However, I have a difficult time keeping my mind open to religions that require its members to close their minds. For example, if a religion requires that its followers not view media (newspapers, internet, TV news, etc.), or if learning about another religion (from outside sources) is viewed with disfavor, or if they discourage learning through normal routes (school, college), then I tend to believe that religion is afraid it will lose members to teachings more in line with that individual's beliefs if that person were allowed to look around--or in other words, forcing closed-mindedness implies that the closed religion is lacking something important and doesn't want its members to find out.

      Mormonism doesn't fall into this category, but I really can't speak for those other groups because I don't know much about them.

    50. Re:It's not a church by barzok · · Score: 1

      The difference between the CoS and almost all other cults is that the other cults fade away when their leader dies. CoS is only getting stronger.

      I heard the great-grandson of L. Ron Hubbard on the radio last week, speaking out against the CoS. Scarier/freakier stuff than anything I'd previously heard.

    51. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can find a faults in him... his avoidence to questions that matter with regards to the election. His enforced plans for medical coverage for all in Mass is more harmful to people than it does any good-- fining people for not being able to afford insurance is just wrong.

    52. Re:It's not a church by sukotto · · Score: 1

      The Salvation Army folks do indeed have uniforms and pseudo-militant ranks though it seemed to me that they simply used those ranks the same way Catholics use "Father, Bishop, Cardinal, etc). What specifically makes them a cult in your opinion? I can't really tick off any of the checklist points you make in your post. Can you provide any reputable whistleblower articles on any of these?

      1. pretending to be a religion? (they all seemed pretty serious and devout in their Christian beliefs to me. And here I mean "Christian" in the sense of believing in the teachings of Christ in the Bible, not "Christian" in the sense of the political lobby/hate groups)
      2. Keeps true beliefs secret from recruits?
      3. Viciously attacks any and all who expose secret beliefs?
      4. lock people up, either through social pressure or actual locked doors? (In my experience, even the people in the detox centres were free to leave)
      5. intimidate press?
      6. infiltrate government?
      7. co-opt police forces?

      Or did you mean that mentioning them was a digression from the list of cults (just because their uniform gives you pause)? If not, then I think you do them a profound disservice by lumping them together with Moonies, Scientologists, and "Jesus Franchises"

      [disclosure: I used to attend this church in Canada and the United States and know quite a few people still actively involved. None of whom have ever shown the warning signs of cultism. My reasons for leaving the church had nothing to do with any of the kind of zealotry and nastiness implied by your post]

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    53. Re:It's not a church by chaboud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People don't need to be brainwashed to want some simple (even if it's wrong) explanation for phenomena or fears that they can't fit in their head. Most of us aren't comfortable believing that we have a short period of time here to get things done, and that what we have on earth is, sadly, all we're going to get. I, on the other hand, am not comfortable trying to prove a negative. Why bother?

      You're not fooling anyone, though. I'm sure that you see the difference between public disclosure and secrecy in any organization. Clearly, though, your threshold for "cult" is the same as your threshold for "church."

      "Cult" is far easier to say than "bait-and-switch church," so why not allow for some formal distinction?

      I think a cult is a bit like pornography. You know it when you see the piles of bodies.

    54. Re:It's not a church by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      > Cult: organization pretending to be a religion. Keeps true beliefs secret from recruits, one
      > would think because they would have no recruits if beliefs were known. Viciously attacks any
      > and all who expose secret beliefs.

      Religions with "secret" knowledge reserved for the priests has been the norm throughout human history, and seems a rather arbitrary criteria for whether something is a cult.

      > Has tendency to lock people up, either through social pressure or actual locked doors.

      All religions do this.

      > Uses any means possible to intimidate press, infiltrate government, and co-opt police forces.

      "Any means possible" would include assassination, the only religions that openly does this today is various branches of Islam. Scientology may employ assassins, but if so, they manage to keep it secret.

      If we limit it to "some means", all big religions use "some means" for political influence.

    55. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we please start modding down all "advice to the moderators" posts to the point of invisibility? There, fixed that for you.
    56. Re:It's not a church by Limburgher · · Score: 1

      Opus Dei as well. Lost some family to them. So did a friend of mine.

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    57. Re:It's not a church by neoform · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agreed, but have you have noticed that Mormons tend to be really nice people? I'm serious. It's like Romney -- no one can really find fault with him except to say his hair is too perfect, that he's just a successful businessman, or that he's Mormon.

      Or it could be that he's a flip flopper and thinks war with iran is a good idea and thinks the iraq war is good and that he thinks gitmo should be doubled.. but yeah, he's a real niiice guy.
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    58. Re:It's not a church by AGMW · · Score: 1
      If I had mod points ...

      I like this idea as a starting point, and as a method of getting the scientology texts out in the open, but I'd be even happier with simply removing the tax-free status of all religious organisations.

      Given the current knowledge that all religions are hokum and snake-oil, why the hell should they not have to pay tax? If we can't simply outlaw the brain-washing of the children we should at least tax the miscreants who are doing it!

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    59. Re:It's not a church by Soporific · · Score: 1

      I think a cult is a bit like pornography. You know it when you see the piles of bodies.

      Is that your own quote? If so, nice job! I'm going to have to remember that.

      ~S

    60. Re:It's not a church by bloobloo · · Score: 2, Informative
    61. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      Plural marriage and the view of black people as "marked" by the curse of Cain were once core beliefs, and may still be if they weren't aiming for wider acceptance. I have to object... that view of black people was never a core belief of the LDS Church. I challenge you to produce one authentic document that shows Joseph Smith taught that.

      That misinformation, as far as I know, comes from a misunderstanding of a passage in the Book of Mormon which describes a curse under which the Lamanites fell. The curse was losing the privilege to have the priesthood among them. The darker skin which they recieved at that point in time was simply a mark so the Nephites would be able to recognize them and avoid mixing with them (similar to the Jews being told not to intermarry with those of other faiths). Later, when the two peoples mixed freely, the curse (lack of priesthood) was removed, but the dark skin was not.

      I am unaware of any official doctrinal "reason" that black people (i.e. from Africa) are black. It was, however, not confined to just blacks, but as far as I know, no non-white people was given the priesthood before 1978, and the priesthood was extended to all people at that time (see Official Declaration 2 for more information). It is also useful to note that the priesthood was limited to a select group of people for the entirety of the Old Testament (descendants of Levi and, more particularly, Aaron) and part of the New Testament. More information on this topic can be found here.

      It comes to mind that Bruce R. McConkie may have said something to the effect of what you claim we believe in his book "Mormon Doctrine", but that book is widely known to contain many inaccuracies.

      As for plural marriage, please see Official Declaration 1 which provides a clear explanation of the reasons the Church renounced that practice. I should note that God is free to command his people, and free to rescind those commands - and this is not a belief unique to Mormons. I simplify, but Christians in general believe God rescinded the Mosaic Law when Christ replaced it with a higher law - effectively taking a law He had given and replacing it with another. To protect His restored church, He commanded that the practice of plural marriage cease, as described by Wilford Woodruff in Official Declaration 1, specifically in the excerpts from his address to the members of the church at the bottom of the page.

      The idea of plural marriage is not unique to Mormons either. Many prophets of the Old Testament had multiple wives, and they were blessed by God for it (according to the Bible). Any who say God has never supported plural marriage have not read the Old Testament. The entire House of Israel - that is, the Jewish people - is descended from a man with four wives, Jacob (a.k.a. Israel). That means Jesus Himself is a descendant of a plural marriage. If God did not approve of plural marriage at all, at any time, it seems he would not have promised great blessings to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and then fulfilled them through the descendants of their multiple wives.

      You are free to dislike other religions, and you are free to argue that their doctrines are invalid or stupid or whatever, but spreading false information about them is equivalent to Microsoft's FUD campaign against Linux.
    62. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology's cake is a lie!

    63. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False. The early church, during the time in which much of the 'new testement' of the bible was written, used koine greek (common 'low' greek, that people spoke in), and the letters (many of which were later incorporated as the various books of the new testement) were read to all adherents. To assume they were hiding information is a conclusion drawn without evidence.

      Social pressure to stay in, ah, sure, as with any group, but you were clearly free to leave as there are numberous examples of people leaving 'the faith.'

      And while the governemnts that 'became christian' would lock people up, etc., those in the eary church WERE the ones locked up (i.e., they had no power).

      Point being, at its inception, christianity did not characterize the 'cult-like' symptions of scientology at its inception.

      Glad I could clear that up for you :)

    64. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been said - often - that if you loan someone $20 and you never seem then again, then it was probably money well spent.

    65. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      By "Nice people" you mean people that follow a crazy Baby Killer then yeah, swell people.
      If you mean people who try to enforce there religion on other people in a corporation, then they are fine and dandy.
      If you mean people who use legislation to enforce their doctrine on others who don't wish to follow, then yeah that's some great people there.
      If you mean people who come to my door to waste my time then yep, them some polite people.
      If you mean people who change their beliefs based on what companies the church owns large stock in, then man couldn't be smarter people. I don't even know where to begin...
      • Baby killer? You've lost me there.
      • What corporation tries to enforce our religion on people? We don't believe in forcing others to believe what we believe.
      • What legislation has the LDS Church used to enforce our doctrine on others? Again, we don't believe in forcing others to believe as we do.
      • You might consider the missionaries' visit a waste of your time; that's fair. But missionary efforts are not unique to our church; every Christian church for 2000 years has done it (or at least should have, if it follows what the New Testament teaches). But missionaries do not come with the intent to waste your time; that is simply your view of what they have done.
      • Please provide one example of the LDS church changing its beliefs due to some company it has stock in; I do not know of this happening.

      Really, you shouldn't regurgitate everything you hear anti-Mormons say.
    66. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the little polygamy thing... and church officials forcing 13-14 year old girls to marry 50 year old men that already have 3 wives....

    67. Re:It's not a church by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst.
      The best solution would be to have a law that says that you can either have copyright protection or you can have protection and benefits of a religion but NEVER ever both. (but you may select to have none, that's YOUR problem not anybody elses...)

      Germany has stated that "...the chief purpose of Scientology is not religious, but economical in nature...", which is probably the closest thing to consider. And don't forget that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta are members of that outfit. (I wouldn't even call it Cult...)

      And the myth as it seems that there was a wager between Heinlein and Hubbard about starting a religion, it seems to be half-true. But I don't think that Heinlein ever planned on catching up on starting a religion... He would probably gotten himself into FSF or some other outfit instead with his statement of "Pay it forward" if he had been born at a later date. (Today it's more than 100 years since Heinlein was born, he was born 7 July 1907!)

      Especially the "Pay it forward" approach is important. Even if you do someone a service and that person isn't able to return the favor you can always set the "pay it forward" approach to the problem.

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    68. Re:It's not a church by Tom · · Score: 1

      The other religions don't exactly come free, either. You just don't notice as much because they've been around for centuries and have found better ways to get at the dough. If you live in any european country or the US, chances are that some part of your taxes goes to the major churches, both directly and indirectly (e.g. tax cuts, etc.) no matter how much you despise them.

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    69. Re:It's not a church by LihTox · · Score: 1

      Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst.

      So you're a supporter of Open-Source Religion?

      (It's actually an interesting analogy: we've got Scientology and the gnostics which are closed-source, then of course we have a variety of forks of Christianity (including the Reformation, or the Great Fork as it might be called). And most religious people modify the source to some extent or another, choosing to believe this bit and not that bit, and so forth.)

    70. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father beat me when I was 2 years old. Abandoned me when I was 6. My mother moved us around at least once a year to escape the church. When I saw my father again at 16, his excuse for the abuse was, "The technology didn't exist at the time to deal with my anger and stress management issues." He discommunicated from me again after joining the Sea Org because my mother's an SP. My mother's sister is still in it and I'm the only family member she'll talk to. My father somehow got approval to talk to me as well a few years ago. Hell, by posting this, I take a very real risk being discommunicated again should they see it and investigate. My father still talks about the flack he got when my mother posted her story to usenet 10 years ago. I have to play dumb and pretend to be impartial to be able to talk to him and my aunt.

      Scientology is a destructive cult in ways that cannot be paralleled to most modern religions. Scientology's main objective is to prey on humans. Their need to love and be loved. There's very little subtlety to it. They are very directly taught to be predatory. It's all crap written by a power-hungry madman, with very little history. It makes me sad that so much damage is being done by a cocktail made of common sense and utter bullshit.

      In case you're wondering why I even try to talk to my father, it's because I've learned a great deal about forgiveness. I talk to my aunt to be able to keep her informed on the health of her siblings and mother. To tell them all about how she's doing.

      Yeah, I'm posting AC for obvious reasons.

    71. Re:It's not a church by Tom · · Score: 1

      But you don't need religion for that state of mind, especially not one as nonsensical as the Mormons. There's quite a good selection of drugs that will make you equally easy-going, nice and friendly.

      The long-term effects are roughly the same.

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      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    72. Re:It's not a church by feepness · · Score: 1

      I've found "Fuck you, now bugger off" to be a pretty easy escape myself, but YMMV. Perhaps that works for you, but not everyone is a sociopath.
    73. Re:It's not a church by Eivind · · Score: 1

      If you -really- learned that lesson, it was easily worth the 30 bucks. More even.

      You should notch it up a bit though:

      Whenever -anyone- contacts -you- and want to sell you something (sometimes they don't call it "selling" but if it boils down to, you should send them money, selling it is!), you're better off saying "no".

      If it's on the street, or on the phone, or in email, or otherwise makes little difference. Dealing with ANY of these people is a net detriment to you.

    74. Re:It's not a church by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      You should keep in mind that Christianity was often considered to be a messianic Judaic cult in its early days. So its certainly relative when you look down on other fringe groups and lump them together as "cults".

    75. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 2

      Just so you know, no one is required to pay anything to go to the LDS temple. The requirements are simple: live as Christ taught one should live. Yes, it is generally required that one pay tithing; however, because tithing is 10% of your income, if you make no money, you pay no tithing. It is voluntary. The church does not look into anyone's financial statements or anything to find out whether they are actually paying a full tithe (as does, I believe, the CoS, but I may be wrong). It is a simple "Do you pay a full tithe?" and the answer you give is accepted. (I do not condone lying to get through the interview, I am simply saying that no coercion is used.)

      The early temple ceremony did involve an oath on one's own life - the Jews in ancient times had a nearly identical practice. (The Jews believed that if you swear on something, and you are found to have broken that oath, you lose the thing you swore on. Jews swore on their lives for certain things.) The temple oath was, however, symbolic in nature; it was not taught that an angel would actually come and slit one's throat if the oath was broken (nor that church leaders would do it), instead it was meant to remind a person of the importance of the oath being made. It was decided at some point that this particular oath distracted from the purpose of the temple and was therefore removed.

      The temple is similar in nature to baptism - baptism is a ceremony that one performs to obtain certain blessings (entry into heaven, assuming one has repented), and the temple ceremony is performed to obtain additional blessings (live with one's family in God's presence forever). No new doctrines are taught in baptism, and no new doctrines are taught in the temple. Doctrines are reinforced in the temple; but those doctrines are available in the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants, and the Pearl of Great Price, both of which are publicly available free of charge in their entirety (as I have proven by linking to them). The Journal of Discourses also contains a wealth of teaching (though I do not have a link at hand, I believe it is available online for free).

      The LDS Church does own a lot of land and many companies and corporations, most of which are non-profit IIRC. It re-invests money earned in this way; no money goes to church leaders except a few full-time church leaders who do not have enough savings and receive a small stipend with which they can pay bills and such. It is certainly not enough to make those few people wealthy. As a member of the church, I have no quibble with the manner in which the church spends its money. It has three main purposes: build new church buildings in areas where they are needed, maintain existing church buildings, and help people (relief efforts for disaster victims, food for those who have none, and so on). I assume you do not object to the church using its money to help people, nor to the church using its money to build buildings for those areas where church members do not have buildings in which to meet (or where existing buildings are becoming overcrowded).

      As I have said to others, please don't regurgitate what you've heard anti-Mormons say.

    76. Re:It's not a church by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Here's at least one fault I can find."

      OH COME ON!!! he built a "windshield" for the dog, washed off the poop when needed and obviously was catering to the dog's love of the outdoors (ie fresh air).

      i'm sure all cat lovers can agree this is perfectly acceptable.

    77. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are multiple definitions of the word "Cult" has your link to the dictionary acknowledges.
      Scientology is a Cult (definition 6 - a religion or sect considered to be false, unorthodox, or extremist, with members often living outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader.) Scientology wants you to think that it is just a Cult (definition 1 - a particular system of religious worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies.) Scientology is definitely a Cult by definition 1, and it is also most definitely a cult by definition 6. Just because a word has multiple definitions, does not mean those definitions apply equally to every usage of the word. For an example of this, look up the definition to "arm" and see if all those definitions apply for each use of the word. In addition, pointing out (valid) problems with Christianity should not be an excuse for Scientology to behave badly.

    78. Re:It's not a church by chaboud · · Score: 1

      Yes, my own joke, but based, of course, on Justice Potter Stewart's famous "I know it when I see it."

      I typed it out in my reply, had a chuckle, and then golf-clapped for myself...

      I'm glad that someone else found it funny.

    79. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comments on the Mormons are typical for someone who hasn't lived in the intermountain west (Colorado to Nevada, Arizona to Montana...), and especially for someone who hasn't lived in Utah.

      I live in Utah and I'm not LDS, and I can say unequivocally that the LDS church and it's members are definitely not benign. Harmless, yes, but they exert an incredible amount of social and financial control over Utah, as well as Idaho and Arizona. The financial power of the church of Scientology pales in comparison with the LDS church. I could go on about this topic for hours, but this is an "open secret" as they say, to anyone who has lived around them.

      I moved to Utah when I was in elementary school, and when I first encountered the religiously inflected lingo ("primary", "Lamanites", "baptism of the dead"...) and behavior of the LDS (including getting in an argument with my cub scout leader about whether Dinosaurs were originally from Earth or were brought here in pieces from other planets, as LDS doctrine dictates) I was shocked; as in Kirk encountering the Law Givers in "The Return of the Archons" shocked.

      My wife was raised LDS, however she asked "uncomfortable" questions of church officials, and left the church during high school.

      Then again, since I grew up around them and worked with them, I can also say they are some of the nicest, hardest working people I've known, and since I live amongst them I have the best perspective on their culture, as seen from an outsider. On the other side of the coin, I have defended "Utah Culture/Rural Culture" and people in Utah from ignorant, elitist East and West coasters who come to Utah for Sundance, skiing and Moab, all the while looking down their noses at anyone who would call Utah their home.

    80. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cult -is- a religion, even the dictionary says so. The dict-ion-aa-ry,
      Yes that's the book for me,
      I stand upon Webster's brain,
      The dict-ion-aa-ry.
    81. Re:It's not a church by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but have you have noticed that Mormons tend to be really nice people? I'm serious. It's like Romney -- no one can really find fault with him except to say his hair is too perfect, that he's just a successful businessman, or that he's Mormon.

      No one, you say? How's this for finding fault--he's a traitor.

      What would you say if the president/prime minister/top-executive-office holder of your country decided, one country isn't enough? What if he wanted to be secretary general of the UN, and so spent all his time traveling around the world, campaigning and giving speeches, and not doing his job at home?

      You might say, fine with me! A globe-trotting president isn't passing a lot of new laws and isn't butting into my private business. The world can have him, just leave me alone.

      But what if your country wasn't especially popular around the world? And what if the beliefs held by the majority in your country, the beliefs espoused by the president prior to getting elected, were not beliefs popular with the folks who might decide the next secretary general of the UN? And so what, if the process of speechifying and campaigning, your president traveled the world telling everyone who will listen how misguided the people of your country are, and how illogical your beliefs, and what a dump your country is, and boy is he glad just to get away?

      Would anyone find fault with a president who did such things?

      That is precisely how Romney behaved as governor of Massachusetts. He is not a nice guy. He is not without fault. He is a traitor and a snake. Anyone who supports Romney for president is either a comedian wanting another dopey president as a source of material, or an a$$hole who should DIAF.

      Not that I think Romney is a typical Mormon.

    82. Re:It's not a church by fonik · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that is a good one. Too bad I'm fresh out of mod points.

    83. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a great exercise program.

    84. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which ward are you in ?

    85. Re:It's not a church by Molochi · · Score: 1

      In my comparative religions class (20 odd years ago) the term cult was used to describe any religious group of less than x members (where x = some number I forget, but I want to say ~10,000). At that time Zoroastrians, who were credited as being probable originators of a morality based heaven/hell eschatology, were sliding back into cult status. Sikhs had graduated to religion. The Church of Satan claimed full religion status (and I believe were even recognised by the US Army).

      As a result when anyone refers to something as a cult as a derogatory comment my subconcious says, "So their dogmatic ideas don't agree with your dogmatic ideas", but I just nod, smile, and try to find someway to shift the conversation to the real pronunciation of Gigabyte.

      --
      "The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now?"
    86. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A cult -is- a religion,

      The difference between a cult and a religion is that a religion is true and a cult is not.

      No, wait, not all religions can be true because they are all different. So all religions must be cults, except, at most, one. As one in several thousand is insignificant then we could say that all religions are cults.

      So there is no difference between a cult and a religion.

    87. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I have said to others, please don't regurgitate what you've heard anti-Mormons say.

      If these views set me up as "anti-mormon," so be it. Consider the expression, "takes on to know one." As far as I can see there is a direct parallels between Scientology and Mormonism. It is a dangerous road whenever the tenets of the religion are subject to change and the followers aren't even sure of their own belief system.

      Here is an example of changing tenents in the early Mormon church, on the topic they are most well known for: the practice of plural marriage or polygamy (polygyny only.) A lot of early Mormons would disavow that their sect practice polygamy. This was an honest denial because they truly did not believe it was part of the religion. They had not been "trusted" with the revelation given to the "higher officials." BTW, a lot of the higher official apparently had no problems with the new mandate (because it sounded fun?) and took to the "practice" like ducks take to water (Joseph Smith, Brigham Young). Some others did have a big problem with it and it caused a 4 or 5 way split of the church when Smith was assasinated. There is some very interesting reading on the topic in Wikipedia. The parallel with Scientology is they will disavow Xenu because they haven't been on the cruise and been let in on the secret.

      Mr. Blademaster, in a parallel thread on this topic you claimed no knowledge of "baby killing." It is a reference to Ron and Dan Lafferty's 1984 killing spree in American Fork, Utah. The murder victims had their throats cut, IRC.

    88. Re:It's not a church by autophile · · Score: 2, Funny

      This post just gave me an idea out of the blue. Why not make religious texts non-copyrightable?

      Some would say Perl is a religion.

      --Rob

      --
      Towards the Singularity.
    89. Re:It's not a church by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, you fix it for I!

      There, u fixed that for me.
      --

      Liberty.

    90. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      BTW, a lot of the higher official apparently had no problems with the new mandate (because it sounded fun?) and took to the "practice" like ducks take to water (Joseph Smith, Brigham Young). Actually Joseph Smith was uncomfortable with the doctrine for some time after it was revealed to him (I don't know how reliable that site is. I cannot find the reference I would like to use for this topic). He did not, therefore, take to the practice "like ducks take to water". He at first refused to teach the doctrine at all. In any case, there is no evidence the plural marriages entered in to by Joseph Smith involved any sexual relationship at all - there were no children from any of them (except from his marriage with Emma, his first wife). From all accounts, it appears that all the plural marriages entered into by Joseph Smith himself were simply to create eternal ties. If he taught this doctrine simply to be able to have more sex, then would there not be at least one child from one of these $RANDNUM wives?

      in a parallel thread on this topic you claimed no knowledge of "baby killing."
      It is a reference to Ron and Dan Lafferty's 1984 killing spree in American Fork, Utah. The murder victims had their throats cut, IRC. To quote the article you linked to, "two bearded men claiming to be prophets muscled their way into an American Fork duplex thirsting for blood." They claimed they were prophets - therefore, they were not following established church leadership - assuming they were members at all - and were acting of their own volition.

      To claim that Mormons therefore follow baby killers is ridiculous at best. My question was, quite specifically, about the claim that Mormons follow a "Baby Killer".
    91. Re:It's not a church by eddieVroom · · Score: 1

      I followed Co$ vs. Internet closely for seven years and did a fair amount of research on the subject during that time. Co$ is a direct descendant of Crowley's OTO, and sits alongside LaVey's Church of Satan on the "family tree" (which, I imagine, pisses off the Satanists to no end). I get the distinct impression that Hubbard didn't really *get* the OTO material, he just cribbed it (compare the meme of the unfinished pyramid (on the back of the U.S. Dollar) and Co$'s volcano/xenu imagery). Set pieces used in Co$ events appear to be patterened after the artwork in the Masonic Tarot. I see virtually none of the earmarks of OTO's heritage (Golden Dawn, Rosicrucian) in Co$, which suggests to me that LRH was never a true "insider" in OTO, which undermines my sense of Co$'s "legitimacy" -- Co$ is truly the red-headed bastard stepchild at THAT family reunion.

    92. Re:It's not a church by ekimnosnews · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...they're texts will become free and no one will have to pay them.

      I thought that for something to be copyrighted, a copy needed to be maintained in the library of congress. If it's there, shouldn't it be available from a local library?

    93. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I challenge you to produce one authentic document that shows Joseph Smith taught that.

      They've all been purged by modern day Mormons. Just the fact that he went around saying he saw Jeebus fucking around in the woods should be enough to make a sane person steer clear. But no, a whole religion started around this central tenet and now it has millions of sheep believing the bullshit fairy tales he made up.

    94. Re:It's not a church by Dharzhak · · Score: 1

      Can we please start modding up all "fixed that for you" posts to the point of maximum visibility?

      Putting words in other people's mouth is about the best thing you can do in a debate/discussion. And adding "fixed that for you" adds a commednable level of profoundness on top of the collaboration.


      Fixed that for you.

    95. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Joseph Smith was uncomfortable with the doctrine for some time after it was revealed to him.

      There is no evidence the plural marriages entered in to by Joseph Smith involved any sexual relationship

      If you say it wasn't about sex, then I believe you...at least you have talked yourself into believing that. Keep drinking the Cool Aid they taught in seminary. Women are definitely attracted to charismatic leaders, and Joseph Smith fits the bill. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

      Don't worry though, even Joseph Smith's own son needed convincing about the facts too. Here is the relevant quote from wikipedia:

      Smith served many missions to the western United States where he met with and interviewed associates and widows of his father who attempted to present him with evidence to the contrary. In the end, in the face of overwhelming evidence, Smith concluded that he was "not positive nor sure that his father was innocent" and that if, indeed, the elder Smith had been involved, it was still a false practice.

      I still think Mark Twain had it about right, especially when add the photographic evidence of the sour faces of the early Mormon women. They were tough, but not so cute. Twain wrote this about the Mormons he found along the way in his travel log through the wild west in Roughing It

      Our stay in Salt Lake City amounted to only two days, and therefore we had no time to make the customary inquisition into the workings of polygamy and get up the usual statistics and deductions preparatory to calling the attention of the nation at large once more to the matter. I had the will to do it. With the gushing self-sufficiency of youth I was feverish to plunge in headlong and achieve a great reform here--until I saw the Mormon women. Then I was touched. My heart was wiser than my head. It warmed toward these poor, ungainly and pathetically "homely" creatures, and as I turned to hide the generous moisture in my eyes, I said, "No--the man that marries one of them has done an act of Christian charity which entitles him to the kindly applause of mankind, not their harsh censure-- and the man that marries sixty of them has done a deed of open-handed generosity so sublime that the nations should stand uncovered in his presence and worship in silence. "
    96. Re:It's not a church by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

      Putting words in other people's mouth is about the best thing you can do in a debate/discussion. And adding "fixed that for you" adds a moderate level of humor on top of the dishonesty.

      Fixed that for you. ;-)

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    97. Re:It's not a church by grub · · Score: 1


      "Cult" is far easier to say than "bait-and-switch church," so why not allow for some formal distinction?

      Because there is no difference. Brainwashing is brainwashing whether it's believing in the eerie powers of Xenu or Jesus.

      --
      Trolling is a art,
    98. Re:It's not a church by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If you -really- learned that lesson, it was easily worth the 30 bucks. More even. Wow, the teachings of the Church of Scientology are worth more than $30 ($60, really, given the exchange rate)? Good to know.
      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    99. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Prove that any such documents existed at any point; alternatively, prove that they have "been purged by modern day Mormons".

      You can't use the lack of evidence as evidence.

    100. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      So, if I understand your argument correctly, you claim that Joseph Smith practiced polygamy first because he was corrupted by power (something that you yourself would not believe if you actually knew anything about his personality), and second because Mark Twain thought Mormon women were ugly?

      As for Joseph Smith's own son, he was a confused (literally) young man at the time of his father's assassination. It is no surprise that he would have problems understanding what his father died for.

    101. Re:It's not a church by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      or if they discourage learning through normal routes (school, college), then I tend to believe that religion is afraid it will lose members to teachings more in line with that individual's beliefs if that person were allowed to look around--or in other words, forcing closed-mindedness implies that the closed religion is lacking something important and doesn't want its members to find out.

      Mormonism doesn't fall into this category, but I really can't speak for those other groups because I don't know much about them. "It is an easy thing for a man with extensive academic training to
      measure the Church using the principles he has been taught in
      his professional training as his standard. In my mind it ought to
      be the other way around. A member of the Church ought always,
      particularly if he is pursuing extensive academic studies, to judge
      the professions of man against the revealed word of the Lord."

      - Elder Boyd K. Packer, Brigham Young University, 22 August 1981

      Telling university professors to make sure what they teach does not conflict with the dogma of the church? Sounds like mormonism does fall into that category.
      --

      Enigma

    102. Re:It's not a church by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Actually,
      If we assert that Mormons had a particular behavior and doctrine, then the burden of proof is on us.

      It is well known*, for example, that Mormons in the 1880's loved beating their wives. However, I have to prove that assertion-- they do not have to disprove it.

      *well known within the body of this particular post but probably untrue everywhere else in the world.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    103. Re:It's not a church by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

      ...and yes, even the Mormons, tho they succeeded in all points listed above so long ago that no one remembers they are a cult.
      I think, by your definition, that means that they were a cult and are now a bona-fide religion (since the higher-ups now believe the same thing as everyone else). We would consider Christianity to be a religion even if it turned out that the apostles just made up all those stories about Jesus in order to attract more people to their actual cause which was to end the Roman occupation of Judea.
    104. Re:It's not a church by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I, for one, am super in love with our new "fixed that for you" overlords.
      There, fixed that for you.
    105. Re:It's not a church by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      They used to sell 'indulgence', I don't know how to translate this word in English
      We call them "indulgences" in English.
    106. Re:It's not a church by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 1

      On the contrary--even if the Mormon Church maintains some control over what is taught at BYU, this says nothing with regard to whether the Church controls what is taught to its members. This is true because members of the Church are not required only to learn from these potentially "restricted" BYU professors. Members of the Mormon Church can attend whatever college they feel like. And you'll find that many Mormons have graduated from Harvard, MIT, and other schools that have no relationship with the Mormon Church. Additionally, even BYU students, with these supposedly "restricted" professors have full access to outside sources of information. For example, any Mormon is free to read and have discussions on Slashdot, read anti-Mormon materials, attend a Baptist Church, or whatever else without repurcussions.

      One additional note--whether or not BYU's religion department likes it, BYU's zoology and biology departments teach evolution. So it isn't like BYU's producing a bunch of Mike Huckabees.

    107. Re:It's not a church by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      ...Mormons, at least in my experience, tend to be shiny happy people that don't really bother anyone.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7wOz5a6yns

      I just stumbled on this yesterday, thought you might get a kick out of it. ;)

      --
      Experience teaches only the teachable. -AH
    108. Re:It's not a church by fenodyree · · Score: 1

      Also, you've neglected to mention the time when Christianity was also a 'cult' by your own definition. They read the bible in church in the original language, despite the fact that none of the lower members understood it. They definitely attacked all other beliefs, locked people up, used any possible means, etc. It appears you are referencing medieval catholicism, with the mentioning of locking people up, however, the catholic church read the bible in Latin, whereas the New Testament was written in Ancient Greek, which was the common language at the time of writing. And yes, that part of reading text in a language no one understands is merely a power play, thankfully there were plenty of dissenters, reformers even.
    109. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      """They read the bible in church in the original language, despite the fact that none of the lower members understood it."""

      No, they read it in Latin, which was not the 'original language'. Try Hebrew or Greek.

      Careful, your bias is showing.

    110. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex is one of the ways that men assert their power. Using sex can be a power trip. Quote Kissinger: Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.


      I only know what I've read and heard about Smith. He was way before my time...even before the invention of sound and video recording. We can only go by the written accounts, which include both good and bad reports. His smashing of a printing press goes against the First Amendment, which is certainly anti-American. He would have been well advised to not take the law into his own hands, sue his critics for libel, and concentrate on his presidential bid. But instead of that, he thought he was a law unto himself, and found himself in the Carthage jail. However, if you actually met the man, and knew him personally, then please, do tell us all about him. BTW, if so, contact Guinness because I think you have a claim on "World's Oldest Man."



      In all of the cases involving martyrdom, it gets a little difficult to separate the man from the myth. At least with Martin Luther King you can watch him give his "I have a dream speech" and see there is something there. In comparison, Smith added just added to the general confusion by adding his minor variation on the Christian theme. A church's goal should be to help mankind. The only good thing the Mormon church does in this regard, IMO, is their Humanitarian Relief Center. The rest of their money goes into building their empire. Have you been to South Temple and Main in SLC lately? If you had then you could have looked into the hole where they are throwing their money in the holy name of retail. No one in SLC will say anything bad about their project, just "Praise the lord and pass the ammunition (money)".



      Man vs. Myth is difficult in this culture. Especially when "Praise to the Man" is sung to such a catchy tune.

    111. Re:It's not a church by Auckerman · · Score: 1

      You may or may not like a religion, but a religion lays it's cards on the table. It doesn't have secret teachings that you need to join up and achieve some level of roped-in-ness before they will tell you what the secret teachings are

      Let me give you one specific case in a accept mainstream religion that shows you are wrong.

      Mark 4:10-12
      When he was alone, those who were around him along with the twelve asked him about the parables. And he said to them, "To you has been given the secret of the kingdom of God, but for those outside, everything comes in parables; in order that 'they may indeed look, but not perceive, and may indeed listen, but not understand; so that they may not turn again and be forgiven.'"

      There's a reason why scholars are agnostic to the validity of religions when talking about them. All religions are cults, but not all cults are religions. Cult is used in popular culture to refer to a religion or group one finds objectionable. Too subjective of a definition. Under those terms, a Muslim could deem Eastern Orthodoxy as a cult. A cult is merely an organized group of people who follow a belief system and rituals. Masons, the local Legion hall, Christianity, Scientology, etc. Whether or not you object to them is irrelevant.

      Being forthcoming about the "truth" is irrelevant to something being a Religion. Religion is merely how people answer the ultimate questions of life. No more, no less.

      --

      Burn Hollywood Burn
    112. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice sig, short yet speaks volumes. :)

    113. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Christians do *not* believe that God rescinded the Law of Moses, and then replaced it with another: Jesus himself said 'I have come not to destroy the law, but to fulfill it'. Basically, the law of Moses is moot. It is fulfilled already. It didn't go away, it is simply redundant.

      All the rest of what you said looked pretty sensible, though.

    114. Re:It's not a church by sexybomber · · Score: 1

      Dude, I highly suggest you read "Under the Banner of Heaven", by Jon Krakauer, for another perspective. The group depicted in the book isn't necessarily representative of the Mormons as a whole, but it's still damn disturbing.

    115. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another few key clues that you are a cult and not a religion:

      -You believe humans arrived on Earth via space aliens flying space faring passenger airliners.
      -Your "religion" is only a few decades old and based entirely on the rather humorous and extremely fictional writings of a sci fi author.
      -Previously mentioned sci fi author is notorious for quoting "if you want to become a millionaire, start a religion" shortly before starting the cult/religion in question.
      -Your religious texts have any mention of dudes named Xenu or H-bombing people around volcanos.

      On a slightly serious note, who the fuck is believing this shit to the tune of paying tens of thousands of dollars???? Furthermore, how did our government get suckered into granting church tax immunity to a group of bat shit crazy freaks who can't distinguish poor sci-fi books from religious bibles???

      I didn't even know they made a brand of crazy that potent!

    116. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have been to South Temple and Main Street recently. The church owns the land the City Creek Center is being built on (it is replacing another mall). The real-estate corporation owned by the Church is cooperating with another corporation to build a new mall on that land. Read the "History" section of the Wiki article I linked to, it explains the situation better than I can. The point of the project is to revitalize the downtown area, since it has been slowly dying due to competition from suburban malls (Fashion Place Mall in Midvale, South Towne Mall in Sandy/Draper/South Jordan, etc). The project is not funded by the Church (Property Reserve, Inc. is a separate entity and has its own funds, it is simply owned by the Church), and it is not being done "in the holy name of retail", and, as I recall, building large buildings usually requires digging a hole for the foundation.

      As for "the rest of their money goes into building their empire", the church spends quite a bit on money on humanitarian aid projects, quite aside from their Welfare Center in Salt Lake City. Any time there is a major natural disaster in the world, the LDS Church is one of the first groups to send significant amounts of aid (food, clothing, etc).

      The activities of corporations owned by the church is irrelevant to what the church spends *its* money on. Money earned by a corporation owned by the church is not used to build temples and church buildings, as far as I know, instead it is invested in projects such as the City Creek Center. Church buildings are built using tithing funds.

      All of this is only incidental to the purpose of the Church. The LDS church has a large missionary effort underway, amounting to more than 50,000 (iirc) volunteers who go out into various parts of the world to preach the gospel. That is the primary purpose of the church.

      Joseph was the Mayor when he ordered the people running the printing press to cease their libel (as we know, freedom of speech does not extend to libel). They refused, and Joseph ordered the press destroyed as a nuisance to society. If I recall correctly, he paid for the press.

      Where were people like you when mobs were destroying the presses printing our scriptures? Is it fair that others could destroy our presses (printing scriptures) but we couldn't destroy presses which produced nothing but libel? Which side of *that* printing press destruction are you on?

      Joseph, acting as Mayor, did as he thought best. It is important to make a distinction between the times Joseph acted as Prophet and the times he acted on his own. In any case, simply being a prophet does not suddenly make a person perfect - Noah, Abraham, Moses, Peter, Paul... none of these men were perfect. Yes, he would have been better off suing for libel or something along those lines. But he made a decision. He did not take the law into his own hands - he was the Mayor, it was in his power to do what he did.

      Your sarcastic comments about being the world's oldest man notwithstanding, I have read quite a bit about Joseph Smith, from both sides of the Mormon/Anti-Mormon debate, and by virtually all accounts, Mormon and non-Mormon, he was friendly, courteous, and optimistic. He frequently gave away his own possessions to those who followed him but needed them more. He constantly sought protection from mobs by going to the governor of whatever state he happened to be in, and was repeatedly turned down. (Does that sound like someone mad with power who takes the law into his own hands?) At one point he visited the President of the U.S., and asked that the President do something about the persecution (we would go into some uninhabited area to live, and a few years later we'd get chased away. Is that fair?). The President refused to get involved.

      After being turned down by governors and a President, on various occasions, it is understandable that he might feel obligated to take care of what was, in his view, a pu

    117. Re:It's not a church by renoX · · Score: 1

      I'm not an American but why not simply remove the tax deductible status?

    118. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The requirements are simple: live as Christ taught one should live.

      And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

      But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.


      To pray, Issac went to the fields, Christ went to a mountains, Matthew went to the closet, Peter went to the rooftops, etc. The very idea of people congregating to pray would have been decried by Jesus' disciples. Indeed, they did not pray even amongst themselves, while they were together, instead keeping their prayers to themselves, not unlike eastern meditation. The purpose of being together was for discussion on the things discovered during prayer.

      Also, the idea of giving a standardized percent of your income, especially to religious leaders, would have made Christ's stomach turn... He followed the Pharisees laws, and encouraged his followers to do the same, but he would have much preferred that you helped the poor with your money... Instead, leadership of churches since his time have taken accounts of Jesus's giving of tithing, and twisted his words, into supporting a tithe.

      I think you, and your fellow LDS churchgoers know less of Christ's teachings than you would like everyone to think.
    119. Re:It's not a church by pnuema · · Score: 1
      You are badly mistaken. Here is what it takes to copyright something:

      Copyright 2008, OSDN Corporation. All Rights Reserved.

      This post is now copyrighted, and the copyright is assigned to Slashdot's parent company. That's all it takes.

      Defending copyright is another story. You have to prove the work is yours. One common trick is to mail yourself a copy of the work via certified mail, and then never open it. The certified mail proves the date, and the fact that it was you who mailed it proves it was your work.

    120. Re:It's not a church by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      You may or may not like a religion, but a religion lays it's cards on the table. It doesn't have secret teachings that you need to join up and achieve some level of roped-in-ness before they will tell you what the secret teachings are. That is not now, nor has ever been true. There have been many accepted religions that are based on secret teachings or rituals. Off the top of my head I can think of Mormonism, Sufism, Alawism, Kabbalah, and several versions of Christian Gnosticism. As far as the US government is concerned, you lose the "religion" status when (among other reasons) monetary remuneration is the primary requirement for access to said secrets. None of the groups I listed have this as a requirement as far as anybody knows.
    121. Re:It's not a church by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      All world religions except christianity satisfy your definition (yes even Judaism, certainly islam, hinduism and buddhism). Why ? Simply because separation between church and state is a Christian-only concept. Every single religion tries to infiltrate government, police forces, ... except Christianity (at least in principle).

      And yes most christian denominations have stepped over the line at some time in the past, but at least they find it a worthy principle to uphold in the present time (and in the earliest times of Christianity). Other religions, like islam, hinduism, buddhism, ... were born in armies, and some of them in pillaging armies, like islam.

      Worse than even that, a lot of, in essence, political ideologies, including communism, nazism, baathism, ... also find themselves fitting your definition of cult.

      And you know what ? I think you're right ... except you haven't thought through just how many cult members there are on this planet. But let me help you with that. At LEAST 4.8 BILLION people are (mostly involuntary, born-into) cult members. Only in Europe and America do you find truly large numbers of people who aren't born members of cults.

    122. Re:It's not a church by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      (including getting in an argument with my cub scout leader about whether Dinosaurs were originally from Earth or were brought here in pieces from other planets, as LDS doctrine dictates)
      I don't doubt that you had this argument but that is not LDS doctrine nor does LDS doctrine dictate it.
    123. Re:It's not a church by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Zondervan, among others, would probably disagree with you.

    124. Re:It's not a church by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      It's a smooth transition. Very smooth. There are cults which have open beliefs, and we all know of various religions which have done their fair share of social pressure, intimidation and government infiltration.

    125. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting words in other people's mouth is about the worst thing you can do in a debate/discussion. I dunno, I've always thought that spraying bleach in your debating partner's eyes is quite a bit worse.
    126. Re:It's not a church by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      dude,

      it's not that Scientology actually has meritorious copyright claims. They actually sue folks just for saying the word "scientology". They have barely non-frivolous legal claims to use as a hammer. They usually drop the suit before it can be ruled upon.

    127. Re:It's not a church by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. I have a fake Rolex that I would wear more often if it weren't totally douchy to ear a Rolex. It keeps time just fine and looks good.

    128. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      To pray, Issac went to the fields, Christ went to a mountains, Matthew went to the closet, Peter went to the rooftops, etc. The very idea of people congregating to pray would have been decried by Jesus' disciples. Indeed, they did not pray even amongst themselves, while they were together, instead keeping their prayers to themselves, not unlike eastern meditation. The purpose of being together was for discussion on the things discovered during prayer.

      So you're saying we should not start out church meetings with a prayer? We are encouraged to pray privately and as families. It was not so odd as you claim to be seen in prayer at the time of Christ:

      • During the Sermon on the Mount he gave an example prayer
      • In James we are told that if we are sick we should call for the elders of the church to pray over us, i.e. as a group
      • When Christ went up into the Mount of Transfiguration to pray, he brought along Peter, James, and John, so he must not have minded praying with the two of them there
      • When Christ prayed at Gethsemane he was at least close enough for the Twelve to hear him and record his words
      • We read of a multitude of Jews praying outside the temple in Luke
      • Christ prayed at his baptism in full view of the public, who saw the dove descend and heard God's voice from heaven.
      • When choosing the replacement for Judas Iscariot, the Eleven prayed together to determine which of the two they had chosen should be named an apostle.
      • Peter and John prayed with an assembly gathered to hear them.
      • The apostles fasted and prayed together before sending Barnabas and Saul (Paul) to teach.


        • I trust that is enough examples?

          On a slightly related note, what gives you the idea the LDS Church congregates in order to pray? Prayer is not the purpose of our meetings, instead we gather to learn from the scriptures. Prayer is almost incidental to that activity. We are taught that we must pray always, in all places.

          Also, the idea of giving a standardized percent of your income, especially to religious leaders, would have made Christ's stomach turn... He followed the Pharisees laws, and encouraged his followers to do the same, but he would have much preferred that you helped the poor with your money... Instead, leadership of churches since his time have taken accounts of Jesus's giving of tithing, and twisted his words, into supporting a tithe.

          The standardized percent used for tithing in modern times is based solely on modern revelation (see D&C 119:3-5), however the concept of tithing has been around since the times of Adam (Cain and Abel offered up a portion of the fruits of their labors to the Lord), and Malachi warned the Jews that they had robbed God by not paying their tithes. The money is not given to religious leaders, as you claim; none of the leaders of the LDS Church are compensated for their service (other than a few who volunteer full-time, and are given a small stipend with which they can pay their bills). Tithing money goes exclusively toward the maintenance and construction of church buildings. I do not think Christ would be appalled by it as you claim.

          The word "tithing" itself means "one-tenth" (see here), so it is not at all surprising that 10% should be the percentage assigned.

          I think you, and your fellow LDS churchgoers know less of Christ's

    129. Re:It's not a church by OfficeSupplySamurai · · Score: 1

      A cult -is- a religion, even the dictionary says so. And a square is a rectangle, but that doesn't mean they are equivalent and interchangeable. Connotation doesn't enter into it; it's a matter of category. A cult is a *type of* religion (or religious sect), without exclusion to other types.

      Also, you've neglected to mention the time when Christianity was also a 'cult' by your own definition. They read the bible in church in the original language, despite the fact that none of the lower members understood it. Did they do anything to prevent others from reading the texts? It's not like it was a secret language, the original New Testament is mostly Greek if I recall correctly. So unless they kept those who knew Greek away from the texts or tried to prevent members from learning Greek (both highly doubtful), you're making a comparison where none exists.
    130. Re:It's not a church by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      In the middle-ages, bible translations were forbidden by the church. They were essentially keeping the teachings secret. Even today Catholics are not allowed to question the interpretation of the teachings by a religious authority.

    131. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should study up on people a bit more before you insult them.

      Why? I have heard enough. Certainly, you won't disagree when I say that the descendants of the officers of the Kirtland Safety Society have taken over management of a certain Lindon, Utah company called the SCO Group. Darl should trace his geneology to find out for sure because it would be a total surprise if he wasn't related. I've seen his kind all of my life. They praise Jesus with their right hand, and reach for your wallet with their left. Got a little Amway, Nuskin, Nutrisystem, or another MLM scheme to sell? Check that list...they're all here shearing the sheep. The field is ripe. In the end the "Safety Society" notes with Smith's signature ended as well as those SCO stock certificates. They're valuable as collector items. It must be funny to see "REFER to MAKER." and Joseph Smith's signature side by side.


      Regarding your explanation of all of the machinations the church does to keep there finances "separate," it sounds as if the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing. In reality, it is all about accounting hocus-pocus for tax purposes. You keep drinking the Cool Aid and believing that all or their wealth didn't originate as tithing at one point. You can't honestly believe that interest and capital gains can be treated differently, can you? As I said, it is a nice money laundering scheme that works for them for tax purposes.



      Regarding your nick, "Mr. Blademaster", be sure to listen closely to all future conference addresses. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that all RPG's have been banned. If not banned outright, at least they should be played only when closely monitored. That church is definitely into monitoring.

    132. Re:It's not a church by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      A similar thing happened to me. I seemed to have stumped the entire organization (or at least the one next to UT Austin) by asking, "What is a Dyanetic? You have a whole book about them. Can you tell me what it is." and "I'm not going to buy it if you cannot define this simple noun." It was an object lesson in circular logic and an amusing way to spend an afternoon. The personality / IQ test was brilliant. I was rated at very smart, but also deeply flawed. Therefore, I "needed" what they were offering and was "smart" enough to take them up on it.

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    133. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judean Peoples Front, or Peoples Front of Judea?

    134. Re:It's not a church by Trespass · · Score: 1

      Cult: Any religion that hasn't been around long enough for people to forget how it really began.

      Conversely:

      Religion: What a cult becomes when it's most famous members are rulers rather than entertainers.

    135. Re:It's not a church by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can we please start modding up all "fixed that for you" posts to the point of visibility? Fixed that for you.
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    136. Re:It's not a church by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Christianity may ask for ten percent income tax to go to your local church. Asking, and requiring, are 2 different things. Many churches these days do not require payment to enter. Sure, they pass a plate around, and there might be some social pressure to put a coin or bill in. It's not a requirement.

      I've heard sermons about taking money out of the offering plate being allowed (or even encouraged), at least if you really, really needed it. Ten percent income tax, even if your income is negative...

    137. Re:It's not a church by adpowers · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unless you are gay. An old friend was kicked out of BYU for that and they withheld his transcript so he couldn't transfer credits. Yeah, real nice folks.

    138. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Of course, the descendants of a particular group of people act exactly as the original group of people acted. We all know that. (/sarcasm) Seriously though, I don't get how who a person's ancestors were has any bearing on this discussion. It wouldn't even matter if you came up with some LDS guy who happens to be a murderer. The fact is, anyone who does something the Church teaches against is doing so of their own volition, and such activity does not reflect on the teachings of the Church.

      On money, would you prefer it if the Church combined all its finances into one unmanageable glob? I sure wouldn't.

      As for monitoring... I don't even know where you came up with that idea. Exactly what monitoring are you accusing the LDS Church of performing? And why are you even bothering to link to the wiki article on role playing games? I play D&D regularly, and I'm a fan of games such as Diablo II. The LDS Church has taken no position, officially or unofficially, on games such as these. Things like this are left up to the personal discretion of the members of the church, as they should be.

      My nick is based on the fantasy series The Wheel of Time by the late Robert Jordan. Nothing the LDS Church teaches implies that I should not read fantasy books.

    139. Re:It's not a church by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      This is a response to you regarding the response you received; I had no desire to respond to that person and start a flame war. I find it strange that you are replying to an accusation and receiving a letter stating that the burden of proof is on yourself. You are absolutely correct, and you have provided proof that the comments of the accuser was probably using as evidence of his claim had already been refuted; the first volume of "Mormon Doctrine" did make such a comment, but that statement was later rescinded by the author, Bruce R. McConkie. Probably the biggest problem in the world is that the truth is hard to hear.

    140. Re:It's not a church by dcam · · Score: 1

      There may be some problems with this approach.

      Many religious texts are not always read in the language they were originally written. That means people need to expend effort in translating them and often need to be experts in this area. For example the bible is written in Hebrew, Coinae Greek and Aramaic. There needs to be some means of compensating these people. I suppose the obvious approach is to fund this from the religious organisations pay for the translations.

      The other problem is how exactly one defines a religious text. Scientology could argue that some of their stuff is training materials rather than religious texts.

      I really, really like your idea though.

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    141. Re:It's not a church by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      If you aren't affiliated with the OSDN I don't believe you can copyright things in their name. Declaring copyright is as easy as using a Copyright line but you can only copyright material you have the rights to and it can only be copyrighted in the name of affiliated people (I'd assume). IANAL

    142. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, thanks to this war, those anonymous has gotten hold on documents, cds, and all kinds of stuff you're supposed to pay thou$and$ for. Those behavior sounds exactly like RIAA, and they are countered by similar methods, yarrrrr!

    143. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any "Church" [snip] is [snip] a scam [snip].

      There, fixed that for you.

    144. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LDS Church has taken no position, officially or unofficially, on games such as these.

      Nothing the LDS Church teaches implies that I should not read fantasy books.


      That is right, AFAIK. No position as of yet. Whenever you let others think for you, receive revelations for you, or otherwise attempt to control you, you fall into a dangerous trap. When do you start thinking for yourself again? In Hilldale, Utah the fundamentalist-mormon prophet Warren Jeffs had the idea that women should never wear red. All red clothing was collected the next day. Later he had the idea to have the scriptures be the only reading material and burned all of the books in the town's library. Read the chilling account here. A taliban-style regime was in control in that town.



      You can try to argue that the fundamentalist Mormon sects aren't Mormon, but that is a non-sequiter. But even if that group's beliefs don't directly align with yours, the bigger picture and question is this: is there ever a point where you'd refuse new edicts coming down "directly from God?" Polygamy came down through such an edict, and those would would stand in its way were threatened with destruction. Read verses 52-54 in D&C 132. I am just wondering, is there some point where you'd grab the reins and take control for yourself? Or does the teacher, bishop, and president of the church always know what is best? It's the same for anyone who lets others think for them- for mormons, for scientologists, for catholics, etc.


      The LDS church has lately attempted to avoid its racist past by giving blacks the priesthood. But it long held anti-feminist views remain. I noticed in the last conference that they came close to restating the views of Ezra Taft Benson with reguard to women in the workplace. Quoting Benson here,

      Remember the counsel of President Kimball to John and Mary: "Mary, you are to become a career woman in the greatest career on earth--that of homemaker, wife, and mother. It was never intended by the Lord that married women should compete with men in employment. They have a far greater and more important service to render" (Faith Precedes the Miracle [Salt Lake City: Deseret Book Co., 1975], p. 128).


      They are reverting back to the "Just keep 'em barefoot and pregnant" school of thought. Mitt's wife may not need to work to make ends meet. That is not reality in America today.



      GA: Can I give you a side dish of guilt to go along with your job?

    145. Re:It's not a church by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. You are correct that it doesn't take any special actions on your part to copyright a work, as anything you write is copyrighted automatically. You can register the copyright with the government if you want to defend it and recover damages. The "mail-yourself-a-copy" trick is often known as the Poor man's copyright, and probably won't hold up if contested. See the links below: www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-general.html en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_man's_copyright

    146. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OR, disallow tax exempt status to those churches that do copyright their 'teachings'.

    147. Re:It's not a church by inviolet · · Score: 1

      That misinformation, as far as I know, comes from a misunderstanding of a passage in the Book of Mormon which describes a curse under which the Lamanites fell. The curse was losing the privilege to have the priesthood among them. The darker skin which they recieved at that point in time was simply a mark so the Nephites would be able to recognize them and avoid mixing with them (similar to the Jews being told not to intermarry with those of other faiths). Later, when the two peoples mixed freely, the curse (lack of priesthood) was removed, but the dark skin was not.

      The problem is that the aforementioned misunderstanding is held by Mormons. I spent 16 years and one, 1974-1990, and it was specifically taught to me that blacks are marked for their iniquity.

      Mormon leaders in the past did often reinforce the idea, like Peterson in 1954:

      Think of the Negro, [prohibited from holding the Mormon] Priesthood. Are we prejudiced, against him? Unjustly, sometimes we're accused of having such a prejudice. But what does the mercy of God have for him? This Negro, who in the pre-existence life lived the type of life which justified the Lord in sending him to the earth in the lineage of Cain with a black skin, and possibly being born in darkest Africa - if that Negro is willing when he hears the gospel to accept it, he may have many of the blessings of the gospel. In spite of all he did in the pre-existent life, the Lord is willing, if the Negro accepts the gospel with real, sincere faith, and is really converted, to give him the blessings of baptism and the gift of the Holy Ghost.

      ...and you've already distanced yourself from McConkie, who railed thus in 1966:

      "Negroes in this life are denied the Priesthood; under no circumstances can they hold this delegation of authority from the Almighty. (Abraham 1:20-27.) The gospel message of salvation is not carried affirmatively to them... negroes are not equal with other races where the receipt of certain spiritual blessings are concerned, particularly the priesthood and the temple blessings that flow therefrom, but this inequality is not of man's origin. It is the Lord's doing, is based on his eternal laws of justice, and grows out of the lack of Spiritual valiance of those concerned in their first estate."

      Note that the Book of Abraham was later hilariously falsified.

      McConkie's book may be "widely known to contain many inaccuracies", as you say, but my own experience in Mormon circles does not bear this out. Has the Mormon church issued any official repudiation of McConkie's screed?

      At least one scholar (White, 1980) has determined that the Mormons' original motivation for the ban was to distance their already-persecuted organization from the political hot-button issue at the time: freed slaves integrating into Caucasian society.

      And speaking of motivations, you've omitted the motivation for the 1978 declaration: the opening of the Sao Paulo temple, which was destined to be unprofitable if browns were kept out. (There was also pressure from the NAACP, and boycotts of Mormon-owned businesses.) Three years later, in 1981, McConkie explained himself:

      "Forget everything that I have said, or what President Brigham Young or President George Q. Cannon or whomsoever has said in days past that is contrary to the present revelation. We spoke with a limited understanding and without the light and knowledge that now has come into the world."

      I wonder how McConkie knows that he is now blessed with light and knowledge, since he spent most of his life being (by his own admission) 180 degrees wrong yet fancying himself to be "God-breathed".

      References:

      McConkie, B. (1966) Mormon Doctrine, pp. 527-528.

      McConkie, B. (1981) New Revelation on Priesthood. Priesthood, Salt Lake City: Deseret Book, pp.126-137.

      Peterson, M. (1954). Race Problems As They Affect The

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    148. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      That is right, AFAIK. No position as of yet. Whenever you let others think for you, receive revelations for you, or otherwise attempt to control you, you fall into a dangerous trap. When do you start thinking for yourself again?

      I think it's funny how you assume I have just blindly accepted what my church teaches. You do not realize that I have put great thought into what I believe, and I spent several years doing my own thing. I do not let anyone control me, but from experience I have found that following the Church's teachings makes life much easier.

      In Hilldale, Utah the fundamentalist-mormon prophet

      Warren Jeffs is not and never was a member of the LDS Church. His rule is almost a dictatorship. You cannot compare his rule to that of the LDS Church leaders; they bear no similarity other than the name "prophet". The LDS Church does not confiscate any members' property. Anything it teaches regarding what should or should not be done is followed voluntarily, or not, with no consequence other than, in some severe cases, disfellowship or excommunication.

      I am just wondering, is there some point where you'd grab the reins and take control for yourself?

      As I have already alluded to, I have done so, and subsequently I have decided against it. I do not let others think for me - I make my decisions after weighing things on my own.

      The LDS church has lately attempted to avoid its racist past by giving blacks the priesthood.

      The LDS Church was never racist - keeping the priesthood to a select group was the practice at the time of the Jews as well. Would you argue that the sons of Levi were racist against, say, the sons of Ephraim or Dan or whoever? The priesthood at the beginning of the modern church was restricted to those God chose to do his work - and then later God extended the blessings of the priesthood to all worthy males. Do not make the mistake of thinking that only blacks were denied the priesthood before then - virtually all converts in non-European countries were denied the priesthood as well for the same reason that the priesthood in the time of Moses was denied to those who were not descendants of Levi.

      But it long held anti-feminist views remain.

      The Church's view that a woman's role is to be a nurturing mother is not anti-feminist. Instead, the Church recognizes that one of the first two commandments given to Man on earth was "multiply, and replenish the earth", as God commanded Adam and Eve. It must have been important if it was first, no? In any case, the Church has made abundantly clear that there are exceptions to the rule - that is to say, some women may never get married, and such women are free to do as they please. Some families do not have enough income from the father alone, and the mother must work to assist in supporting the family. In such situations, the Church encourages mothers to make sure they put their children before their work, so that the children are not neglected.

      My wife currently works, and I have encouraged her to do so, but she wants nothing more than to stay home and raise kids. She speaks of little else these days. She, too, has spent time away from church activity; she believes as she does now because she has put thought into the matter. She does not consider the church's view anti-feminist.

      They are reverting back to the "Just keep 'em barefoot and pregnant" school of thought.

      "Just keep 'em barefoot and pregnant" does not even remotely reflect the Church's beliefs, other than the fact that we believe having children is one of our main purposes for coming to earth. The number of children a couple has is not even hinted at by the Church, it is left up to the parents. As for "keep 'em barefoot", that is perhaps the most ridiculous accusation I have ever heard against the Church. If a man's bishop found out he were keeping his wife barefoot, I'd bet he would get a stern

    149. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not to say their beliefs aren't loony, but if members of cults were as benign as the typical Mormon, I wonder if anyone would notice, or care.

      Really? Perhaps you'd like to take a look at this - just as an example of how harmless they are?
    150. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking about the same Mormons that knock on my door every other week looking to convert me?

    151. Re:It's not a church by mibus · · Score: 1

      but spreading false information about them is equivalent to Microsoft's FUD campaign against Linux.


      Hey, don't go bringing religion into this debate!
    152. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...with no consequence other than, in some severe cases, disfellowship or excommunication.


      Consider that excommunication is a form of violence in this culture. It can mean loss of business opportunities, loss of family relationships, and being thrown out on the trash pile. For real crimes, let the civic law decide. This gray area of being thrown out for "some reason" is an abuse. Either forgive, or don't. Either imprison offenders, or don't.

      GA: Can I give you a side dish of guilt to go along with your job?

      Women can work, if they accept that they are not quite as worthy as their non-working neighbors.


      Penelope: I don't work so I am getting into heaven just a little bit before you.


      Mormon GA : General Authority. Scientology SP : Suppressive Person.



      I must commend you for responding to "Anonymous Coward" through these postings. I've read Slashdot from its beginning, but have been wary of joining any organization after I left the Mormon church. I don't think its wise to accept terms of service you can't control. You could have called me out at any time, but didn't. Thanks.



      The only thing have to say in conclusion is that you should try to be less literal. Your last comment about my statement "barefoot and pregnant" is taken so literally. You do know that it is an expression, right? And you do know that Utah, and mormons in general, have a high birth rate right? When you fall back to rely on the literal dogma the church provides, you lose credibility. You're not being honest. Anyway, if the mormons keep procreating they may inherit the earth (what's left of it) afterall.



    153. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I do not believe any general authority has said it is a sin for a woman to work, under any circumstances, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. No one will get into heaven "before" anyone else - the Judgment will be based on your own actions and noone else's. After this life, time will be essentially meaningless anyway.

      For real crimes, yes, the Church asks the offender to turn himself/herself in to the law. For non-crime sins, the Church either works with the person to help him or her repent, or the Church kicks the person out of the Church if they refuse. That is well within the Church's rights and is to be expected from any organization - break the rules and refuse to repair the damage, and you're gone. (That's the same way society works - play by the rules or get thrown in jail.) I am unaware of a member being thrown out of church for a nebulous "some reason". The Church takes excommunication very seriously, and in fact when there is to be an excommunication, half of the council is assigned to defend the person to the best of their abilities.

      Yes, being excommunicated from the Church can mean loss of friendships, familial relationships, business opportunities, and so on, but the same is often true for being thrown out of Stanford, or the Senate, or the Boy Scouts, or any social group whatsoever. It should be noted that members of the church are not instructed to shun those who have been excommunicated (quite the contrary), and if they do, then they are, in the church's eyes, sinning as well. (We are to forgive all men, and leave it to God whether to forgive or not.)

      Forgiveness is not up to the church leader (in fact the church leaders are instructed not to hold the sins of the people in their areas against them), but they are charged with protecting their congregation. If a person repents, the bishop's role is to aid their repentance. If they refuse, the bishop's role is to protect his congregation. Note that generally speaking, an unrepentant person is not barred from church meetings, he/she is only barred from serving in the church and attending the temple.

      I suspected there was a reason you were so vocally against the LDS Church, but I didn't think it appropriate to ask. I know I argue somewhat strongly (if we were debating this in person my voice would probably be raised at times), but I do not mean to offend. I try to keep a level head ;)

      I just wanted to say something about ToS you can't control. Say you go to a car dealer and he says "I'll fix your car for $100. This price is not negotiable." (Assume that $100 is a decent price for the repairs.) You cannot control the terms of the service - he fixes your car on the condition that you pay $100. I view God's commandments the same way - "Do X and I'll bless you with Y." If Y is good enough, then there is no reason not to accept the terms of that agreement; if Y is worth more than X, I actually gain by it.

      I'm sorry if I take things too literally; I guess my "how literal is it?" gauge is mostly voice-based. But in any case, no, I hadn't ever heard that expression before, so at least I have that excuse ;) Anyway, I'm not sure what you mean by "fall back to rely on the literal dogma the church provides", and how I lose credibility by doing so (I guess I just don't understand what "literal dogma" you're referring to), but I have to say that you yourself have repeated things that appear to be copy+pasted from anti-mormon literature, and by doing so you lose credibility in my eyes (it makes me think you don't think for yourself). I apologize if everything you have posted has been your own content.

      Yes, I know that Utahns, and LDS people in general, have a high birth rate. It's a direct result of the belief that we should have children while on earth. But, as I said before, the Church does not even implicitly specify how many children a couple should have. We just like them :)

    154. Re:It's not a church by KingKaneOfNod · · Score: 1

      I have zero patience for the Protestant evangelical crowd and less for members of any cult, but Mormons, at least in my experience, tend to be shiny happy people that don't really bother anyone. Even the ex-Mormons I've met seem to have few bad things to say and if they do, you can't help but notice there's a certain lingering nostalgia in their eyes. That's not to say their beliefs aren't loony, but if members of cults were as benign as the typical Mormon, I wonder if anyone would notice, or care. That may have less to do with them being Mormons and more to do with them being from Utah. In my experience people from the country tend to be shiny happy people that don't really bother anyone, regardless of religion.
    155. Re:It's not a church by Descalzo · · Score: 1
      We only have your word on this, but from what I know, gays are not allowed at BYU. If he applied to BYU, he must have somehow lied about this, right? So he must have attended BYU under false pretenses. Why should they give him anything?

      I think that not even letting him transfer credits is a little much, but then I only have your side of the story, and you sound biased.

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    156. Re:It's not a church by Descalzo · · Score: 1
      You proceed from the assumption that religious knowledge is inferior to secular knowledge, or that 'the professions of man' give more correct information than revelation.

      If you assume that God knows everything, and that He does not lie (Boyd K. Packer certainly proceeds from this assumption), then Packer's statement is certainly good advice.

      Also, Packer never told people to ignore what was said in the world. He never said the professors ought to bury their heads in the sand. There is no regulation against 'looking around.'

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    157. Re:It's not a church by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I just realized something... Scientology started in 1952 and copyright lasts a max of 67 years (if published originally in the period from 1923 to 1963. That means that Scientology text go public in 2019 right? (unless they pull a Disney and get the copyright law extended further).

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    158. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      First of all, thank you for this well-thought-out post. It's refreshing.

      The problem is that the aforementioned misunderstanding is held by Mormons. I spent 16 years as one, 1974-1990, and it was specifically taught to me that blacks are marked for their iniquity.

      I'm sorry you were taught incorrectly; I know from experience that some members of the Church hold incorrect notions of what the Church believes, and those people are sometimes in teaching positions in the Church. This was not something taught by Joseph Smith. The Church has consistently believed in modern revelation, and Brigham Young sometimes said of what he preached "This is my interpretation of X". While I agree that the statement of a Church leader should generally be accepted as the Church's belief on a particular topic, unless it is the prophet himself stating that X is official Church doctrine, it is not official Church doctrine. What is official church doctrine will always be consistent with what is found in the scriptures, particularly the Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, and Pearl of Great Price.

      I have found that this page is a good, in-depth explanation of the issue of blacks and the priesthood; I will quote two sections:

      One fairly reasonable theory is that in a hierarchical church in the U.S. before the end of slavery, it would be chaos to have slaves be made priesthood leaders over their masters. To deal with the realities of life in a nation that had slavery, excluding the priesthood from slaves could make sense as a realistic non-doctrinal but possibly inspired policy. In the 1840s, a restriction on slaves would be nearly synonymous with a restriction on blacks, and whatever policy Joseph Smith might have taught (without documentation) may have been instituted as a restriction on blacks per se.
      [...]
      [It] may be possible that the reason the Lord waited so long to reverse the restriction on blacks (or the reason the Church waited so long to ask the Lord for new guidance on the matter) was because that much time was needed before white society was really prepared to accept blacks as priesthood holders and thus leaders in their Church. This doesn't ease the pain for the black members who felt they were second-class members for all that time. If there is any merit to this theory - and I personally suspect there is - then we whites in the Church have an even greater responsibility than previously imagined to go the extra mile to oppose racism, repudiate past racist attitudes, and truly live up to the teachings of living and past prophets who taught that salvation is offered to all, and are all alike before God.

      This is as good an explanation as any I could come up with.

      Note that the Book of Abraham was later hilariously falsified.

      Because you brought this up, the burden is on you to prove it was "hilariously" falsified. However, because I like jumping the gun, here and here you can find information about secular evidence that the Book of Abraham is, in fact, legitimate (at least in secular terms). Rather than waste space here copying+pasting from those two pages, I will ask you to read them. There is a rather long list of secular evidence (ignored, of course, by popular anti-Mormon literature).

      As for White, the conclusions of a random scholar do not interest me. Any non-LDS scholar is going to assign some economic or sociopolitical reason for the change in doctrine, guaranteed, but that does not mean they are correct.

      The Sao Paolo temple was dedicated two years prior to this announcement; blacks could enter the Sao Paolo temple to perform baptisms for the dead, so the argument that they needed blacks to fill the temple is incorrect.

      I wonder how McConkie knows that he is now blessed with light and kno

    159. Re:It's not a church by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Defensive much?

      My point stands, starting a school that doesn't allows gays isn't something nice people do.

    160. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For non-crime sins, the Church either works with the person to help him or her repent, or the Church kicks the person out of the Church if they refuse.
      Some examples: Sonia Johnson, the intellectual purge with included Michael Quinn and other presenters at Sunstone. I could go on, but why? The message has already been sent and received: if you think for yourself, you're already out.

      "Do X and I'll bless you with Y." If Y is good enough, then there is no reason not to accept the terms of that agreement; if Y is worth more than X, I actually gain by it.


      That is fine as far as the Pascal's Wager argument goes. It lacks any real spirit of the law though. In many cases people won't help other people because they already paid their tithing. They'll leave it to others to dole out who gets the cash. But I bet if you look at the nitty-gritty details of LDS offerings and its cashflow, you'll see most of going to new "timber and concrete" projects: the forest of new ward meeting houses, maintenence, all kinds of new facilities, add their baseline university (BYU, etc) expenses, with what's left siphoned off to projects like Triad and City Creek Center. In terms of percentage, there won't be a lot left for those less fortunate. Hopefully, they're not "hurt" in the market, or subprime debacle and have to postpone any of their grand plans. Meanwhile, the socialist movement that was the United Order is a distant memory. There isn't a group more pro capitalist (and less socialist) in this country than the Mormons. There attitude is: I got mine. Now, you go get yours.


      but I have to say that you yourself have repeated things that appear to be copy+pasted from anti-mormon literature

      Nope. I've only referenced things I know first hand and from my personal opinions. At various points, I thought I was putting enough hints to show that I knew from experience what I was talking about. But from your viewpoint, and from Mormon philosophy in general, I am viewed as "anti" and wrong because I have studied something, but I didn't draw the same conclusions as the sanctioned viewpoint, as deemed correct by the patriarchy. There is only one "correct" answer with them. In other words, if you have a differing opinion, you're on the road to apostasy. They could be right, but you do know that the fundamentalist mormons believe that the large LDS is "great and abominable church" of the Book of Mormon, right? It is not the Catholic church (and its branches) that I was taught in seminary. It may be just a matter of perspective: looking from the inside out or looking from the outside back in. The way they squander their cash on business and facilities is not Christlike, IMO.



      BTW, I'd never accept the administrative God of Mormonism. He's checking his list...gonna find out who's naughty or nice.

      1. Baptized [ Check ]
      2. Went to Church on Time [ Check ]
      3. Married to one woman [ Check ]
      4. Married to two women [ Extra Check ]
      5. ... ad infinitum.

      It's not for me. You sound young and energetic. Go for it. Got viagra?



    161. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a small time contractor who does work for them on a routine basis i can honestly say they're the best church that i have ever dealt with. i have never had a bill out for them longer then two weeks, they are always open and honest about expectations and their appraisal of the work performed, and they all seem to be genuinely happy and secure in their beliefs.

      as far as money goes with them, anyone can walk in and ask for the financial records of any part of the church, and will be given free access to anything that isn't a personal privacy concern (i.e. names of members and birthdays). before they break ground on any project it's already paid for in cash, no credit is used. Audits are routinely and randomly performed at every level by outside third party companies, and every penny is accounted for.

      i'm sorry, but it's hard to find fault with a church that doesn't charge for anything, doesn't pay it's clergy, and gives away millions of dollars worth of food and aid both domestically and abroad. honestly, i wish more churches were like them.

      now, thats not to say that they doesn't have their fair share of problems in the past (the meadow mountain massacre for instance), but these problems all seem to me to be local leaders making mistakes and the church is swift to make amends(people were publicly hung for the massacre).

    162. Re:It's not a church by Asahi+Super+Dry · · Score: 1

      You're not Brandon Sanderson by any chance, are you?

    163. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Nope, sorry. I would love to be allowed to complete the last book of the Wheel of Time, but I'm not even close to good enough at writing ;) I wait anxiously for Brandon to finish it...

    164. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Some examples: Sonia Johnson, the intellectual purge with included Michael Quinn and other presenters at Sunstone. I could go on, but why? The message has already been sent and received: if you think for yourself, you're already out.

      Ok. Quick scan of Wiki articles results in this:

      • Sonia Johnson was excommunicated for "a variety of misdeeds including hindering the worldwide missionary program, damaging internal Mormon social programs and teaching false doctrine." So, what, a church can't protect its doctrinal integrity by throwing people out who deliberately teach false doctrine?
      • Michael Quinn was excommunicated for, among other things, his openly homosexual orientation, something that is completely and fully against church doctrines. This by itself is grounds for excommunication. Any church members who persist in their homosexuality are excommunicated. The Church views homosexuality as a grave sin. Note that the details for the excommunication of the other 5 in the so-called "September Six" are unavailable, so there is little or no evidence that it was some sort of "intellectual purge" as you claim. The fact that they all happened to be intellectual people does not mean that was the cause. Remember, correlation does not show causation.

      So both of the people you give as examples openly defied church leaders by teaching false doctrines. What would you propose the Church leadership do?

      I would like to point out that interviews regarding worthiness include the questions "Do you believe that $CURRENT_PROPHET is called of God to receive revelation to guide the church?", "Do you participate in or affiliate with any anti-LDS groups?", "Do you live the law of chastity? [which would include not giving in to any homosexual urges]", and so on. These are the standards by which church membership is measured. If a person answers incorrectly, the bishop's responsibility is to either assist the member in repenting, or to pass the appropriate information on to the stake president (his superior in the church heirarchy) for appropriate disciplinary action.

      In many cases people won't help other people because they already paid their tithing. They'll leave it to others to dole out who gets the cash.

      Those people would be wrong in doing so. You should not judge the actions of some members to be the belief or doctrine of the Church.

      But I bet if you look at the nitty-gritty details of LDS offerings and its cashflow, you'll see most of going to new "timber and concrete" projects: the forest of new ward meeting houses, maintenence, all kinds of new facilities, add their baseline university (BYU, etc) expenses, with what's left siphoned off to projects like Triad and City Creek Center. In terms of percentage, there won't be a lot left for those less fortunate.

      Ah, but here you have simply demonstrated your lack of understanding of how Church finances work. There are several sources of funding from member contributions:

      • Tithing - used to construct and maintain buildings and temples, as noted above, and to assist in the operation of church-owned schools such as BYU. Some money goes toward the operation of the missionary program, and to fund scholarships for students who qualify.
      • Fast Offerings - used to fund welfare programs, to purchase supplies for relief efforts during and after natural disasters, and so on. In addition to paying tithing, all members are encouraged to pay fast offerings each month in an unspecified amount. In this way, members can best care for the needy by contributing to the programs the church has set up for such efforts. The Church operates dozens of employment offices which are open to all, member or no.
      • Con
    165. Re:It's not a church by chainsinthewall · · Score: 1

      Mormons are not a cult. They do not lock members in with social pressure or locked doors, no beliefs are kept from "recruits". The LDS church does not viciously attack anyone. They do, however, offer a lot of service to the world in time of disaster and need. Get your facts straight before you go spouting off.

    166. Re:It's not a church by himi · · Score: 1

      What's to say he knew he was gay before he signed up?

      himi

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    167. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think cults are pretending to be religions - for the most part, they're genuinely religious and can be considered religions (what good is religious freedom if you can only believe in religions that have weak or uncontroversial beliefs?). That some religion or sect is *additionally* a cult is indicated by the fact that they are abusive and controlling towards their members.

      Scientology takes the abusive and (especially) controlling part and makes it systematic and extremely effective. Additionally, in the case of scientology - as opposed to other religious cults - I'm genuinely quite skeptical as to whether the leaders actually believe in their own teachings.

    168. Re:It's not a church by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      One could say the catholics dictate you eating schedule by dictating a wafer during mass and fish on Fridays. Ummm, the catholics don't do fish on Fridays anymore. They did very much until recently, in fact there are those who believe the McDonald's fillet-o-fish was put on the menu because of this. I do fish on Fridays out of respect for my late father, but not for religious reasons. The Jesus waffler, well, yes they still practice that. Good Friday is a day for no meat, but fish is OK.

      I would say yes, that is an indicator but it's different then someone who tells you when to eat everyday and severely punished you if you slip. I don't know Buddhism well, but I believe among the Theravada the monks do hold fast to times for eating.

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      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    169. Re:It's not a church by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It would be, if they taugth you that people aproaching you on the street to sell something are best avoided. They don't though. To the contrary, they ARE among these people who approach you on the street and try to sell you something.

      Their actual teachings are worth nil for self-improvement. Parts of them could be worth something as reference-material for a comedy. Some of it is so silly that it's hard to know where to begin.

    170. Re:It's not a church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by Hittman (81760) on Thursday January 24, @11:44AM (#22168802) Homepage

      Can we please start modding up all "fixed that for you" posts to the point of visibility?

      Putting words in other people's mouth is an awesome thing you can do in a debate/discussion. And adding "fixed that for you" adds a pathetic level of triteness on top of the dishonesty. Smootchie bootchies

      fixed that for you ;)

    171. Re:It's not a church by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "See: Moonies, Scientology, any number of local Jesus franchises in USA, and yes, even the Mormons"

      Yea, those Mormons are really dangerous, they knock on your door and say 'would you like to talk about Jesus' and if you say no - they leave.

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    172. Re:It's not a church by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I have heard rumours to the effect that one of the driving forces behind the major copyright extension acts was indeed the Co$, and not just Disney.

      So ... I think your speculation will probably become future fact.

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    173. Re:It's not a church by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      The doctrine about African-Americans wasn't Joseph Smith, but it beared through several of the prophets, including Young. It was actively practiced.

      On plural marriages, it was practiced in scripture but never endorsed by God - simply allowed. The LDS only recinded the practice AFTER government pressure, and there are still super-fundamentalist groups that practice it (and one wonders if they still would were it still legal).

      Looking at the book of Abraham from a non-mormon historical perspective, it's laughable how Smith - a charlatan and treasure hunter with no theological experience (proven historically) could even pretend to know how to translate it. NO secular translation comes close to what he proposed.

      Were there any non-Mormon scholars who would uphold ANY tenets of Mormonism, I might listen to you, but I'm too well-educated historically and theologically to take their claims seriously. Most, if not all, non-Christian scholars and historians hold SOME part of the Bible to have historical accuracy. You cannot say that about the Book of Mormon.

    174. Re:It's not a church by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      This is presumably why you can download the Kings James Version of the bible for free, and also the New International Version.... oh, wait... As someone else pointed out you can download these versions of the bible. But to be fair the bible is about 750k words, the sort of thing if you are going to read you WANT it to be in book format.

      The Gideons to this day still provide free bibles for hotels among other places. You can ask a church for one, sometimes you'll get a old one, but sometimes a new one. Free bible here and here and other places too. The Mormons ship a free Bible, KJV I believe. The book of Mormon is given away like hotcakes. If you can't manage to score a free bible, to be fair word per word it's reasonably priced starting at about .002c per word.

      If you want a bible, there is NO excuse not to have one.
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    175. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The doctrine about African-Americans wasn't Joseph Smith, but it beared through several of the prophets, including Young. It was actively practiced.

      I have already commented on this sufficiently here. On a related note, I spoke with my father who grew up in the church before 1978 (he was 18 at the time). His recollection is that the only thing the church taught about blacks was "Everyone on earth will eventually receive the priesthood. We just don't know when." There is nothing racist about that (quite the opposite).

      On plural marriages, it was practiced in scripture but never endorsed by God - simply allowed.

      God gave David and Solomon the privilege of having multiple wives. They abused that privilege, and it was taken away.

      The LDS only recinded the practice AFTER government pressure, and there are still super-fundamentalist groups that practice it (and one wonders if they still would were it still legal).

      Wilford Woodruff makes abundantly clear in Official Declaration 1 that he was prepared to let the church be smashed into oblivion if God didn't interfere. If it were simply a matter of peer pressure, the Church would have caved long before it did.

      Looking at the book of Abraham from a non-mormon historical perspective, it's laughable how Smith - a charlatan and treasure hunter with no theological experience (proven historically) could even pretend to know how to translate it.

      The "charlatan and treasure hunter" persona that anti-mormons are so fond of portraying is demonstrably not true. Joseph once had a short-term job (that is, he needed a job to feed his family) as a gold digger, a venture that was very unprofitable. And a charlatan? He was constantly working in one effort or another - whether that be traveling to preach, farming, planning and constructing a city (Nauvoo which, by the way, was way ahead of its time in terms of street layout, and formed the basis of the street layout of Salt Lake City), running said city, running a rapidly growing church... You get the picture. He never let other people provide for him while he sat around doing nothing. He never sat around doing nothing. Does that sound like a charlatan? I didn't think so.

      NO secular translation comes close to what he proposed.

      Perhaps not as a whole (from a modern secular perspective... Egyptology is a vague science at best, unlike mathematics), but how did he even get a single character right?

      I quote from this site because it answers your comment better than I can (emphasis mine):

      As for the Egyptian facsimiles published with the Book of Abraham (see www.lds.org for Facsimile 1, Facsimile 2, and Facsimile 3), there are fascinating "direct hits" and "near hits" that Joseph makes in his interpretation that simply were not possible for even a scholar to do in the 1830s. However, Joseph's commentary has been heavily condemned by many Egyptologists. In some cases, where Joseph Smith was obviously close to plausible interpretations of symbols based on modern knowledge, his critics amaze me by focusing on some minor point that makes Joseph technically incorrect, in their view, while avoiding the monumental question: "How did a farm boy in the 1830s even get close to interpreting a single symbol properly?" It does not surprise or disappoint me that scholars can find fault with Joseph's commentary, for there are many levels of meaning possible in Egyptian symbolism. We still don't grasp much of what Egyptian thought was all about among the multiple elite priestly groups who kept many of the records, and without that understanding, it is hard to assess the ultimate meaning intended by the author of a passage or diagram. Egyptology is not an exact science like mathema

    176. Re:It's not a church by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      I have already commented on this sufficiently here. On a related note, I spoke with my father who grew up in the church before 1978 (he was 18 at the time). His recollection is that the only thing the church taught about blacks was "Everyone on earth will eventually receive the priesthood. We just don't know when." There is nothing racist about that (quite the opposite).

      If that's the case, how do you explain Young's position? He adamantly proposed what I was talking about.

      God gave David and Solomon the privilege of having multiple wives. They abused that privilege, and it was taken away. I may have to dig some into this, but everything I can tell from the Bible is that plural marriage was NEVER endorsed by God. Allowed, yes, endorsed, no. No Biblical character ever had good consequences come about because of plural marriage.

      Perhaps not as a whole (from a modern secular perspective... Egyptology is a vague science at best, unlike mathematics), but how did he even get a single character right?

      IANAE (I Am Not An Egyptologist), but hieroglyphs are pictures. Not to discount the difficulty, but I imagine when faced with concentrating on their meaning, I could probably get it. Have you ever asked, "how did he get ANY of it wrong if he was divinely inspired?"

      The "charlatan and treasure hunter" persona that anti-mormons are so fond of portraying is demonstrably not true. Joseph once had a short-term job (that is, he needed a job to feed his family) as a gold digger, a venture that was very unprofitable. And a charlatan? He was constantly working in one effort or another - whether that be traveling to preach, farming, planning and constructing a city (Nauvoo which, by the way, was way ahead of its time in terms of street layout, and formed the basis of the street layout of Salt Lake City), running said city, running a rapidly growing church... You get the picture. He never let other people provide for him while he sat around doing nothing. He never sat around doing nothing. Does that sound like a charlatan? I didn't think so. Charlatan!=laziness. He was a failed treasure hunter. He was definitely a hard worker - I put him in a category with Mohammed, in that he was extremely intelligent without training...which is why he formed the church without real theological knowledge.

      Well there's at least one: I recall a Roman Catholic Dominican monk named Father Joseph Vajda who did his masters' thesis on the LDS Church's belief in man's divine potential. He found that some of the LDS beliefs have striking similarities to early Christian beliefs on the subject. How could Joseph Smith pick beliefs that were closer to Christian roots than contemporary churches, when he had no access to documents describing the time? You yourself say he had no theological experience. The article I linked to explains it better than I can. Ummm...that man could be as God is the first heresy. Try reading the first few chapters of Genesis - it was the lie that Satan told Adam and Eve. That man could "be like God" as it were, is no original idea and can easily be derived by mis-reading scripture (as was done several times in the article).
    177. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, how do you explain Young's position? He adamantly proposed what I was talking about.

      Perhaps he was mistaken? No one ever said prophets were perfect. In any case, please provide references that have Brigham Young teaching what you say he taught, since you are saying he taught it.

      I may have to dig some into this, but everything I can tell from the Bible is that plural marriage was NEVER endorsed by God. Allowed, yes, endorsed, no. No Biblical character ever had good consequences come about because of plural marriage.

      It appears you are unfamiliar with the story of how Abraham had his son Ishmael, in which the Lord promises Hagar an exceeding multitude of posterity. If that's not endorsement, I don't know what is.

      IANAE (I Am Not An Egyptologist), but hieroglyphs are pictures. Not to discount the difficulty, but I imagine when faced with concentrating on their meaning, I could probably get it. Have you ever asked, "how did he get ANY of it wrong if he was divinely inspired?"

      See, you ignored what I said. In any case, you cannot prove that modern egyptologists themselves are correct (since they don't even know what all the various meanings the symbols can take on are).

      Charlatan!=laziness. He was a failed treasure hunter.

      But he never had a goal to get treasure. He was constantly giving away his own money to his followers. He never was wealthy by any definition of the word. I read up a bit more on this "treasure hunter" accusation:

      There is some evidence that [Joseph Smith's] father was involved in treasure hunting, a common activity among poor New England farmers who hoped through the use of magic to discover buried money, and it was necessary for Joseph to extricate himself from the mistaken notions of that superstition... In November 1825, Joseph and his father worked briefly with a man named Josiah Stowell of South Bainbridge (Afton), New York, who believed a Spanish treasure was located in Harmony, Pennsylvania, near the Susquehanna River. The project failed, and the Smiths gradually separated themselves from the money-digging activities of their neighbors

      Calling him a "failed treasure hunter" hardly reflects the actual situation.

      Ummm...that man could be as God is the first heresy.

      Is it? Then why did early Christians contemporary with Peter and Paul believe it to be so, as Father Vajda's research showed?

      Eastern Orthodox writer Dr. Seth Farber ("The Reign of Augustine," The Christian Activist: A Journal of Orthodox Opinion, Vol. 13, Winter/Spring 1999, pp. 40-45,56) notes that the Orthodox church believes this as well.

      This page is a good in-depth examination of this belief.

      Try reading the first few chapters of Genesis - it was the lie that Satan told Adam and Eve. That man could "be like God" as it were, is no original idea and can easily be derived by mis-reading scripture (as was do

    178. Re:It's not a church by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I agree. As soon as I see those words I just skip over the post.

    179. Re:It's not a church by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was mistaken? No one ever said prophets were perfect. In any case, please provide references that have Brigham Young teaching what you say he taught, since you are saying he taught it.

      I am going to refer you to Wikipedia here - it's got a fairly decent article on Young, and the points of his quotes are well-referenced.

      It appears you are unfamiliar with the story of how Abraham had his son Ishmael, in which the Lord promises Hagar an exceeding multitude of posterity. If that's not endorsement, I don't know what is.

      Then you don't know. Abraham didn't marry Hagar (at least, it's not explicit in scripture), and the birth of Ishmael was the result of Sarah and Abraham's sin in not trusting God to provide what He promised - a child by Sarah. Re-read Genesis 16. And remember who the children of Ishmael became - Arabs and their kin. Not exactly a peaceful result.

      See, you ignored what I said. In any case, you cannot prove that modern egyptologists themselves are correct (since they don't even know what all the various meanings the symbols can take on are).

      Agree to disagree here. I put more weight with the Egyptologists, you with Smith.

      Is it? Then why did early Christians contemporary with Peter and Paul believe it to be so, as Father Vajda's research showed?

      Vajda is hardly conclusive, and not fitting with typical interpretation - particularly that of protestant circles (outside of the name-it claim-it crowd, which makes a similar assertion with little Biblical backing). As I said, the heresy of it isn't new or original...and your assertion that Paul and Peter believe it to be so comes from misinterpretation of scripture. Try reading non-LDS interpretations that may expand on what I state below. Also, if you're going to debate scripture, use something that is non-Mormon.

      Jesus commanded his disciples to be perfect, even as God is perfect.

      Know your Greek. Perfect here means "complete," not "without error." Take it in context as well. The "therefore" is in about how one treats enemies and persecutors.

      Paul told the Romans that we are heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ.

      Not an assertion of divinity - just one that speaks of Christ's condescension to become man and die for our sins, so that we can inherit the Kingdom (notice the singular here - there is no speaking of a plurality of Kingdoms) of God.

      Paul told the Hebrews that we will be partakers of God's holiness.

      Holiness does not equal divine being. It means "set apart." We are commanded to be Holy, as He is Holy, and that is while we are STILL on this earth.

      Paul told the Ephesians that we can be filled with the fulness of God.

      And he is speaking to the Ephesians while they are still around - it's a statement of the present, not after death. It's talking about the Love of Christ.

      Peter taught that we are promised that we may become "partakers of the divine nature".

      Again, temporal, not afterward. It speaks of Christ supplying everything we need in the here and now, particularly spiritually.

      John said that we will be like Christ.

      NOT that we will be divine. The previous verses speak of being the Children of God.

      Most of what you point out show a temporal, here-and-now nature of being like Christ, NOT in being "gods" in the hereafter. Holiness, being like Christ, having God be in and working through us does NOT make us divine. Of course, we could have two different definitions of divinity as we have two different definitions of Christ and God.

      Try reading some non-LDS material and theology.

      Eastern Orthodox writer Dr. Seth Farber ("The Reign of Augustine," The Christian Activist: A Journal of Orthodox Opinion,

    180. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      Regarding Brigham Young, the wikipedia article correctly refers to his beliefs regarding blacks as "his beliefs and unofficial comments". Why should a man be less entitled to personal opinion simply because he is a prophet or apostle? Moses did not suddenly become all-knowing when he was chosen as a prophet, and neither did Joseph Smith or Brigham Young or anyone else. They are entitled to their own opinions as much as anyone.

      Abraham didn't marry Hagar (at least, it's not explicit in scripture), and the birth of Ishmael was the result of Sarah and Abraham's sin in not trusting God to provide what He promised - a child by Sarah. Re-read Genesis 16. And remember who the children of Ishmael became - Arabs and their kin. Not exactly a peaceful result.

      You missed my point - God promised Hagar a great posterity. Why would he bless her for doing something that you say was a sin? That runs contrary to the nature of God.

      As I said, the heresy of it isn't new or original...and your assertion that Paul and Peter believe it to be so comes from misinterpretation of scripture.

      Ah, so now we're mostly debating interpretation of scriptures; I did not intend to convince you that "I am right and you are wrong", only that the LDS beliefs do have scriptural backing if you accept one interpretation of those scriptures. Arguing interpretation is unproductive; it seems that here too we will have to agree to disagree.

      In addition to that, I refer you to the eighth and ninth articles of faith of the LDS Church:

      8 We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly; we also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word of God.
      9 We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal, and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things pertaining to the Kingdom of God.

      There are two important things here of note. First, we believe that the Bible is not the only scripture that God has given man (he is the God of the entire world, after all, not just the God of the Jews). Second, we believe in modern revelation, and in modern prophets; as Amos said, God will do nothing without revealing what he is to do to his prophets. Therefore, if there are no prophets in our times, then God will do nothing in our times. At the same time, if there are no prophets, then either a) God has abandoned us, or b) we are too righteous to need prophets. Case b is quite unlikely considering the state of the world, and I don't like case a ;)

      What you should take from that is that we are not exclusively guided by God's word to a people that has been dead for 2000+ years, instead we are guided by God's word through his modern prophets as well.

      Also, if you're going to debate scripture, use something that is non-Mormon.

      So now the Bible is exclusively LDS? I believe all the scriptures I quoted were in the New Testament. If your quibble is with the fact that I use the LDS Church's online scriptures to reference things, then you have obviously failed to realize that the Old and New Testament we use is the standard King James Version, word for word (though we have added chapter summaries), which has been if not the most popular, then among the most popular English translations of the scriptures.

      Try reading some non-LDS material and theology.

      I have read quite a bit of literature coming from non-LDS sources; I happen to disagree with much of it. Don't make the mistake of thinking that if I believe one thing, I must be completely ignoring all other possibilities (that's simply not true).

      Recall that the LDS Church teaches, as James (among others) taught we can, that we must pray and ask God if what we learn is true. I have done so, and have received a testi

    181. Re:It's not a church by QMO · · Score: 1

      My response depends on which definition of "gay" you use.

      If gay = engages in sexual activities with the same sex, then it's a decision that one makes, not something that someone suddenly realizes. And, before doing something you've agreed not to do, you should let the other party know you're ready to terminate your agreement, get your transcript, and leave the university. They BYU has no say about what you do.

      If gay = feeling sexually attracted to members of the same sex, then that's not something that will get anyone kicked out of BYU, or reprimanded.

      So, it doesn't matter if he knew before he signed up. What matters is if he was keeping the agreement that he made with BYU.

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    182. Re:It's not a church by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      On Brigham Young, at what point do should official LDS doctrine - which he taught - be separated from his personal views when he taught those views as doctrine?

      Also, keep in mind that no prophet ever taught something radically new - even when Jesus expounded on the law, He clarified, and never added. I don't debate the need for prayer to produce illumination. I have always done so and continue to find Mormonism wanting, particularly in history, the nature of God and Christ, and overall scripture interpretation (which I often find contradicts Mormon theology).

    183. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1
      Brigham Young was, as far as I know, very careful to say "It is my understanding that...", or "I believe...", or something similar when he was speaking from his own interpretation of things rather than speaking as prophet.

      Also, keep in mind that no prophet ever taught something radically new - even when Jesus expounded on the law, He clarified, and never added. No prophet taught something radically new? The entire Law of Moses was radically new, at least to the Jews in Egypt, so you're way off base there. Keep in mind that anyone who doesn't already know something of a concept will consider it radically new when it is taught to them. The teachings of Christ seemed completely new to many of the Jews - so much so that they killed him for "blasphemy". Jesus' explanations of scripture seemed just as implausible to the Jews as mine do to you.

      and overall scripture interpretation (which I often find contradicts Mormon theology) You mean your interpretation of scripture contradicts LDS theology, right? You cannot fault a church simply for differing with your own interpretation. That's a very closed-minded position. I do not fault you for having a different interpretation of scripture, I fault you for insisting it is the only one possible.

      I'm curious to know why you ignore things when I make good points rather than conceding that my position is, at the very least, plausible. Care to comment?
    184. Re:It's not a church by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      No prophet taught something radically new? The entire Law of Moses was radically new, at least to the Jews in Egypt, so you're way off base there. Keep in mind that anyone who doesn't already know something of a concept will consider it radically new when it is taught to them. The teachings of Christ seemed completely new to many of the Jews - so much so that they killed him for "blasphemy". Jesus' explanations of scripture seemed just as implausible to the Jews as mine do to you.

      Nope - the Mosaic law, particularly the Ten Commandments - were a codification of reality, NOT a statement of something new and radical. It was ALWAYS sinful to murder, steal, commit adultery, etc. No new theological matters were introduced, simply temple worship. The teachings of Christ "seemed" completely new, but hatred of a brother was ALWAYS akin to murder, and lust was ALWAYS akin to adultery. He just spelled it out.

      You mean your interpretation of scripture contradicts LDS theology, right? You cannot fault a church simply for differing with your own interpretation. That's a very closed-minded position. I do not fault you for having a different interpretation of scripture, I fault you for insisting it is the only one possible. It's not just mine - it's the scholarship of centuries of Biblical study by men more learned than any of us, regarding matters which had been reasoned and more or less figured out (to a point) which a singular, theologically and historically untrained individual suddenly claimed was mostly bunk and went in a completely new direction! I don't claim to have ironclad theology, but Smith introduced something which hadn't been done in two thousand years.

      I'm curious to know why you ignore things when I make good points rather than conceding that my position is, at the very least, plausible. Care to comment? Just figured discussion may be over along those lines and didn't want to muddy the waters much anymore.
    185. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The teachings of Christ "seemed" completely new, but hatred of a brother was ALWAYS akin to murder, and lust was ALWAYS akin to adultery. He just spelled it out. The belief of the LDS Church is that Joseph Smith restored truths that were lost in the 2000 years since Christ was on the earth; that is, he took the sometimes unclear teachings in the Bible and made them starkly clear, through bringing to light more scripture and through active revelation from God. (More related to this below.)

      It's not just mine - it's the scholarship of centuries of Biblical study by men more learned than any of us, regarding matters which had been reasoned and more or less figured out (to a point) which a singular, theologically and historically untrained individual suddenly claimed was mostly bunk and went in a completely new direction! I don't claim to have ironclad theology, but Smith introduced something which hadn't been done in two thousand years. Yet those same scholars don't agree most of the time on what many passages mean. For instance, the Athanasian Creed is a conglomeration of contradictory and mostly nonsensical "beliefs" - it was written by men who could not agree among themselves exactly what the nature of God was, so they compromised. That is what large groups of learned men give us - compromise. We should not base our beliefs on the compromises of groups of learned men. Simply studying a lot does not make a person an authority on scripture, nor does it give him the authority to declare what is doctrine and what is not. Only a prophet may do so, and none of these learned men were prophets.

      Yes, Joseph Smith taught something that seemed completely new to everyone, but whether it seemed new to the people is hardly relevant. Whether scholars agree is also irrelevant; are scholars greater than God? What is relevant is whether or not he was called of God - for if he was, then everything he taught is true.

      This is what the LDS Church teaches - that one should pray to know whether Joseph Smith was a prophet, and whether the Book of Mormon is true, and if a person ponders these things, and prays with a sincere heart, with real intent, that person will receive a witness of the Holy Ghost that these things are true. Once a person knows that these things are true, it follows that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the true church, and that by following its teachings and coming unto Christ a person may be forgiven of their sins and saved in the Kingdom of God.

      If the Book of Mormon is of God, then Joseph Smith was a true prophet. If Joseph Smith was a true prophet, then the church he restored is the true church. It might be added: If the LDS Church is the true church, then Jesus Christ is the head of that church, and only by and through him, in His true church, can man be saved.
    186. Re:It's not a church by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1
      The teachings of Christ "seemed" completely new, but hatred of a brother was ALWAYS akin to murder, and lust was ALWAYS akin to adultery. He just spelled it out.

      Yet those same scholars don't agree most of the time on what many passages mean. For instance, the Athanasian Creed is a conglomeration of contradictory and mostly nonsensical "beliefs" - it was written by men who could not agree among themselves exactly what the nature of God was, so they compromised. That is what large groups of learned men give us - compromise. We should not base our beliefs on the compromises of groups of learned men. Simply studying a lot does not make a person an authority on scripture, nor does it give him the authority to declare what is doctrine and what is not. Only a prophet may do so, and none of these learned men were prophets.

      I disagree. Study DOES bring about authority on scripture - just like in ANY other walk of life! Would you trust a preacher who didn't prepare messages, didn't dive into the word, didn't understand what he was talking about? Without study, we cannot "show ourselves approved," we cannot test doctrine and see if it holds up to God! It's WHY we were given scripture in the first place!

      Yes, Joseph Smith taught something that seemed completely new to everyone, but whether it seemed new to the people is hardly relevant. Whether scholars agree is also irrelevant; are scholars greater than God? What is relevant is whether or not he was called of God - for if he was, then everything he taught is true.

      I agree with the statement, if he WAS called, then about 2000 years of Biblical study essentially gets thrown out the window!

      This is what the LDS Church teaches - that one should pray to know whether Joseph Smith was a prophet, and whether the Book of Mormon is true, and if a person ponders these things, and prays with a sincere heart, with real intent, that person will receive a witness of the Holy Ghost that these things are true. Once a person knows that these things are true, it follows that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the true church, and that by following its teachings and coming unto Christ a person may be forgiven of their sins and saved in the Kingdom of God.

      And this is where I depart from LDS teachings - that it eliminates the necessity of studying and understanding scripture BEFORE coming to some sort of knowledge - particularly regarding Mormonism's historical and theological claims. True, the Holy Spirit does move beyond man's understanding, but faith DOESN'T have to proceed from blind trust! If the Book of Mormon is of God, then Joseph Smith was a true prophet. If Joseph Smith was a true prophet, then the church he restored is the true church. It might be added: If the LDS Church is the true church, then Jesus Christ is the head of that church, and only by and through him, in His true church, can man be saved.
    187. Re:It's not a church by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Study DOES bring about authority on scripture - just like in ANY other walk of life! Would you trust a preacher who didn't prepare messages, didn't dive into the word, didn't understand what he was talking about? Without study, we cannot "show ourselves approved," we cannot test doctrine and see if it holds up to God! It's WHY we were given scripture in the first place! I misspoke. My intention was to convey that scripture study alone does not give a person the authority to say "X is doctrine", regardless of how much he or she has studied. We should, of course, study the scriptures, as I elaborate on below.

      I agree with the statement, if he WAS called, then about 2000 years of Biblical study essentially gets thrown out the window! Yep ;)

      And this is where I depart from LDS teachings - that it eliminates the necessity of studying and understanding scripture BEFORE coming to some sort of knowledge - particularly regarding Mormonism's historical and theological claims. True, the Holy Spirit does move beyond man's understanding, but faith DOESN'T have to proceed from blind trust! Ah, it appears I should not have left out steps for the sake of space (I should not assume that what is obvious to me is obvious to all). The LDS Church strongly encourages its members to study the scriptures daily; it is, in fact, a prerequisite to gaining a testimony of the Book of Mormon (or any doctrine). As the Book of Mormon's Introduction states it:

      We invite all men everywhere to read the Book of Mormon, to ponder in their hearts the message it contains, and then to ask God, the Eternal Father, in the name of Christ if the book is true. Those who pursue this course and ask in faith will gain a testimony of its truth and divinity by the power of the Holy Ghost. (See Moroni 10: 3-5.) So you see, study is a requirement and prerequisite to gaining a testimony of the gospel of Jesus Christ. I apologize for not being clearer about this before. You are correct in saying that faith should not (I would say true faith cannot) come from blind trust.
  6. Cults are for idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Scientology and all its offshoot cults like The Landmark Forum are brainwashing users of people. Money money money.

    1. Re:Cults are for idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) go to expensive Landmark Forum weekend.
      2) be broken down to the point of exhaustion. Only take bathroom breaks when allowed. Be berated.
      3) once you're remade in their image call all your friends and family up inviting them to your "graduation" (read: "sales pitch") 4) be told that this expensive weekend was only the beginning of your Enlightenment.
      5) be sold on countless other expensive "courses" led by salespeople and marketers, not educators.
      6) keep going or you're "not getting it" and "living stories"

    2. Re:Cults are for idiots by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Scientology and all its offshoot cults like The Landmark Forum are brainwashing users of people. Money money money.
      EST/Landmark is seriously messed up, granted, but I don't think there's any connection with the Church of Scientology.

    3. Re:Cults are for idiots by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Their methods of induction/indoctrination for new recruits are very similar, and they have a similar policy towards criticism, but beyond that I don't think there are any connections. Who knows though, maybe the creator of Landmark saw scientology and realised they were on to a good racket. Landmark can appear awfully like rebranded scientology where the science-fiction has been replaced with generic "spiritual" psychobabble.

    4. Re:Cults are for idiots by grub · · Score: 1


      Werner Erhart was a Scientologist many years ago. He left to start EST which he later sold to his brother(?) and was re-branded "Landmark Education" or "The Landmark Forum". There's a really good expose by TV channel from France floating around with English subs hardcoded in. They snuck a camera into a Forum and taped a Forum for a weekend. In the video you'll see the Forum Leader insulting attendants ("You're an asshole") and other goofy things.

      Landmark took the Scientology route and started threatening YouTube and others for, if memory serves, copyright infringement. The video is still out there, check out this link on Pirate Bay. It's a pretty amazing video.

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    5. Re:Cults are for idiots by ameoba · · Score: 1

      But where does the money go? Now that that founder is dead, who is getting the profits?

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    6. Re:Cults are for idiots by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      A big chunk went to destroying Cult Awareness Network with hundreds of fraudulent lawsuits, then buying up their assets including the name and phone lines. They're not making mooney like they used to, and the claims of "8 million members worldwide and growing" are clearly fraudulent. Their offices are closing, the Internet and various books and Time magazine have exposed their fraud, and their attack lawsuits and core offices are quite expensive to maintain.

      They're certainly not using any of the money to pay Larry Wollersheim the roughly $10,000,000 they owe him.

    7. Re:Cults are for idiots by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to update this: according to Wikipedia, Mr. Wollersheim did get roughly $9,000,000 from the cult, most of which went to legal fees from the years of his lawsuits and having to sue them repeatedly to get the money he won in his much, much earlier victory against the cult.

      So that's where some of the money went.

    8. Re:Cults are for idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago I was practically forced to go to a Landmark introduction seminar, I really didn't want to go, I hate anything to do with religion/cults etc. and this had the hairs on my back standing on end before I'd even got there.

      I don't remember much of the seminar mainly because in my gut it felt wrong, to the point where I 'zoned out' Peter "Office Space" Gibbons style. I left during the first of a few breaks where it wasn't so noticable I was walking out the door (I really didn't want to be questioned by the speaker as to why I'd stood up and walked out), even though I tried to be descreet I still had people (mainly my family, of whom my brother has now continued with the Forum) almost protesting at me to stay till the end saying how I can "get somethign out of this". Yeah, I got out of the room.

      Boy did that 1.5 mile walk home feel good, the atmosphere in the session was to me very bad indeed, it really did feel like some new-age religion where you were being practically being told your life is wrong and they know the secrets to salvation (so long as you have the cash), I was in a room full of sheeple.

    9. Re:Cults are for idiots by Sir+Groane · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the rickross link. This report http://www.rickross.com/reference/landmark/landmark80.html mirrors exactly my own Landmark Forum experience - and shows why it is *so* different from CoS

  7. Why bother? by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's no point in posting this story on Slashdot; Slashdot just caved last time Scientology told them to censor themselves, and there's no reason to believe that has changed.

    1. Re:Why bother? by that+IT+girl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I just read the last article about it. That doesn't make sense when I compare it to any other religion I've encountered. Christians and Jews and Muslims and all, they freely post their scripture and encourage people to memorize, recite, share...it's the word of their God. If it is the truth, as Scientologists believe, why wouldn't they want it to be spread? It's like even they know it's all a sham, for making money and not about truly helping people.

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    2. Re:Why bother? by tepples · · Score: 1

      There's no point in posting this story on Slashdot; Slashdot just caved last time Scientology told them to censor themselves, and there's no reason to believe that has changed. The accusation was copyright infringement. If somebody posted an entire chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows as comments, don't you think SourceForge Inc. would act the same way in order to preserve Slashdot's safe harbor status under 17 USC 512 and foreign counterparts?
    3. Re:Why bother? by Bazer · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you'd click the second link in the summary you'd see how Slashdot "gave in".

      The story posted after the comment was removed had a full disclosure, included the text of that comment and had _lots_ of anti-Scientology links, including Operation Clambake. That was the best Slashdot could do, considering the threat of legal action.

    4. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      > There's no point in posting this story on Slashdot; Slashdot just caved last time Scientology told them to censor themselves, and there's no reason to believe that has changed.

      Memetic warfare.

      Walk down the street and ask random people "What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word '$cientology'"?

      If it's "Tom Cruise", the person could still be sucked into the cult. They're still infected by the "cult == hollywood celebrity thing" meme. The cult's kinda weird, but it's something successful people do.

      When it's "Xenu!", "Scam", "Money", "Those assholes who DMCA everybody who talks about their UFO story", or "That UFO cult from South Park", "That chair-jumping fucktard on Oprah", the person will never be sucked into the cult. These people have been inoculated by a different meme -- the cult's something that only the mentally ill could do.

      At some point - 20%? 50%? 90%? - herd immunity develops. "Hey, man I took this personality test and..." "What, what? Dude! Do you know what that cult is? Here, lemme tell you about Xenu and save you $360,000! It's crazy shit!"

      When herd immunity develops in the general population, the cult starves for money, and dies.

      This story should be on Slashdot for that reason alone: it exposes thousands of people to the memetic inoculations provided by the OT3 story, the deaths, the money, the criminal conspiracies in other countries, and so on. Everyone who reads this story learns something about the cult that will ultimately help starve the cult of its lifeblood: its ability to recruit new members, (in cult parlance, "fresh meat") and bilk them of their life's savings.

    5. Re:Why bother? by prelelat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't get why you think this shouldn't be posted on slashdot. Cmdrtaco did not want to remove the previous comment, it was a comment. They were asked to take down the comment because it hosted copy writed material. It would have been illegal for them to keep hosting it and they would have lost the court case. This isn't slashdot's fault it's the current laws that make it this way. So of course they will have to sensor out copywrited material, even the pirate bay wouldn't be allowed to host copywrited material on their site. So yes nothing has changed in the years since they were asked to remove the content.

      So why on earth would there be no point to not posting this story on slashdot. They have more invested in this story than most, they have been victims of this absurd litigation. They need to post more stories to bring awareness of it. So thats the point, nothing has changed but maybe more coverage of things like this will start a movement and institute change. Increase freedom of speech. So when you say there is no point there is. Stories have been removed from many sites, and it should be noted. If slashdot doesn't even attempt to speak out, if no one attempts to speak out because they have been a victim of a useless law, and an insane cult, who will?

      So while there may be no point in posting the OCIII on the site(what good would it serve anyways) posting comments and stories saying there are people who don't agree and maybe you shouldn't either are good.

    6. Re:Why bother? by spiffyman · · Score: 1
      Look, I know your UID is about half of mine, but did you read about the '01 case? Taco and Hemos did a pretty decent job back then explaining why they were in violation of the DMCA Title II provisions and reasons for removing the content. Some key points:
      • The content posted was posted in full, thereby not falling under fair use provisions.
      • They wanted to protect safety/privacy of the /. readership. This includes avoiding B.S. court orders.
      • They recognized the need to pick your battles. At that time Title II suits were still pretty rare, and their legal advisors said to take the comment down.
      Now what, exactly, makes posting this article look like that case? TFA is a wikinews site, and there's a YouTube video with no copyrighted CoS material. Chances are slim that CoS is gonna come after us all over this one, and there've been a lot of developments in the law clarifying /.'s liabilities even if they did.

      Be mad about 2001 if you like, but this is hardly an analogous case.
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    7. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda sad really.. knowing that Digg has more balls than slashdot.

    8. Re:Why bother? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. I think they are all about truly helping people. It's just that the people they're helping are themselves. They're like people atop a giant pyramid scheme that's selling a sense of being included.

      --
      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    9. Re:Why bother? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Taco must not have noticed this thread yet. If he had, he would already be on his knees in front of Tom Cruise begging forgiveness and opening his mouth.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    10. Re:Why bother? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
      Here's the poop on that Slashdot run-in with Xenu:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/03/16/1256226

      The short of it is that Scientology sent a DCMA Takedown to Slashdot after an anon posted copyrighted Xenu content in a thread. Slashdot removed the post and than Taco wrote a long justification piece that essentially said that they didn't want to fight the fleet of DC-10's out of Clearwater.

      Sad, though I would have done the same thing.

      --
      If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
    11. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christians and Jews and Muslims and all, they freely post their scripture and encourage people to memorize, recite, share...it's the word of their God.

      Christians and Muslims both have controlled access to the word in the past. Many religions have sacred texts that only priest can read giving them extra power over the masses. This has been used by pretty much every religion at some point. Translating the Bible from Latin to English was a major social change. Printing them and letting people own them was even more significant.

      A few Google searches confirms this, but I couldn't find a nice sort reference.

    12. Re:Why bother? by Dan+D. · · Score: 1
      Ha! Can you imagine. Every winter you get your flu shot and also "here, read this while you wait, please. Its a standard inoculation against meme-viruses this season." ... we could have a Center for Stupid Idea Control... or just have World Health take on a whole new sub-meaning.

      Unfortunately that might require everybody agreeing that Ayn Rand is not healthy for consumption. :)

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      People who quote themselves bug the crap out of me -- Me.
    13. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...it's a good thing Slashdot was voluntarily censored?

    14. Re:Why bother? by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Sure, they help people to help themselves, as long as they help themselves - their way. Of course those self-evident "teachings" gives them license (they think) to help themselves to their earnings.

      --

      No, no sig. Really.

      ThePromenader
    15. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The treatment of the Bible as a text which only the priest's could have and interpret is viewed (and is) a historical aberration by the Catholic Church. The Bible started out as a very public document, was stolen by the politician-priest caste, and eventually returned to its' natural state as an open document by Martin Luther.

      Scientology is something entirely different and perverse, its' knowledge has always been secret and Gnostical (though not clever enough to be Gnostic).

      When all their docs are published for the world to see they'll have to shift to a self-help seminar and club model.

      Hopefully Anonymous (or someone else) can publish their accounts first, then worry about the secret B.S..

    16. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did this comment appear here first, or on 4chan first?

    17. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Walk down the street and ask random people "What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word '$cientology'"?
      If it's "Tom Cruise", the person could still be sucked into the cult."

      No, I do not like Tom Cruise.

    18. Re:Why bother? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "When herd immunity develops in the general population, the cult starves for money, and dies."

      Unfortunately, there are always a sufficient number of people with lousy immune systems :(

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  8. I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    And I tell them to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my face.

    What if in like 50 years there weren't any more SPs? How cool would that be? Kids would be learning about them from textbooks as history.

    Goddamned stupid petitioners.

    1. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, what is an SP?

      Sorry to ask a dumb question here...

    2. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by domatic · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is short for "Suppressive Person". In Scientology, an SP is anyone who is actively impeding the Church or questioning it's teachings. Being an SP is attributed to gross personal flaws and they will assign the label to threats both perceived and real and internal or external. Furthermore, they believe SPs are "Fair Game" and may be "sued, tricked, lied to, or destroyed" by any possible means. People will be branded SPs for things questioning family members too closely about their new church for instance but the application of the label is much much broader than that.

    3. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by andyh3930 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Suppressive Person, often abbreviated SP, is a term used in Scientology to describe the "antisocial personalities" who, according to Scientology's founder L. Ron Hubbard, make up about 2.5% of the population. Another 18% are PTS (Potential Trouble Source).

      From the cult of wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppressive_Person

    4. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by Firehed · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is the point where I invoke Godwin's Law, right?

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      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    5. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh, what is an SP?

      High quality video tape marketed by Sony. A precursor to their digital tape format.

      --
      What?
    6. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 1

      I had to wikipedia it:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppressive_Person

      Thought it was a stupid petitioner for a minute...

    7. Re:I've been asked, "Have you ever met an SP?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Co$ hasn't realized that they are creating their own SP's. T removal is zero sum. Suck in members, strip T's and those T's glom on to non member bodies creating super SP's. Zim-zu-bu there's this huge polar instability. The mess shitcans itself! After that...who knows...feral cats and falcons vying for dominance.

  9. Ctrl+F "4chan" by RockMFR · · Score: 2, Informative

    4chan isn't mentioned in the Wikinews article at all. Wikinews, and every other outlet reporting this story, is a fucking joke.

    1. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you want it mentioned? Rules 1 and 2, failtard.

    2. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 0, Troll

      It was Ebaums, they did it.

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      I live in constant fear of the Coming of the Red Spiders.
    3. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people involved with the attack on the Church have been making sure that it is know that "Anonymous" is doing it. The people involved don't give the slightest damn about rules 1 and 2, whatever you say isn't going to stop it.

    4. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rules 1 and 2 apply to raids, newfag.

    5. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the war on CoS doesn't basically boil down to a raid?

    6. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because 4chan has nothing to do with it. It's all clearly ebaumsworld's doing.

    7. Re:Ctrl+F "4chan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps because this is larger than just 4chan?

  10. War?? Riiiight by s!lat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anonymous?? Moar liek 7chan...amirite?

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    It's a leather thing
    1. Re:War?? Riiiight by nukepuppy · · Score: 0

      no.. 4.. not 7

    2. Re:War?? Riiiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually its neither. 4 and 7 don't have invasion boards, and depending on the moderation at the time threads related to it will be deleted.

    3. Re:War?? Riiiight by X3J11 · · Score: 1

      I saw comments (cut 'n paste thread spam) about some anti-Scientology schtuff on 7 as well as 4, in between the tits here and there. GTFO!

  11. fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh. anonymous does not bother with such things; this is just a couple of guys who thought they could "stir up a hornets nest".

    YHBT
    YHL
    HAND

  12. 'Anonymous' ? does that mean what I think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this /b/tards attacking scientology? And on 1/24/2008 the powers of stupid collided. I hear they are legion. And mostly 13 years old.

  13. Anonymous? Really? by jandrese · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is this the same Anonymous that Joe Blow knows about thanks to Fox News? When asked to choose between a church and terrorists who want to blow up your van, which one do you think the public is going to go for?

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    I read the internet for the articles.
  14. Followed by by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tom Cruise declares war on the internet.
    -
    He's gotta do something until the mothership arrives...

    1. Re:Followed by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mother Ship came and went already with Hale-Bopp. To bad he didn't get on then.

    2. Re:Followed by by antdude · · Score: 4, Funny

      So Mission Impossible 4? ;)

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      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    3. Re:Followed by by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "Tom Cruise declares war on Al Gore"

  15. Michigan Daily quote by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    From Wikinews: The "Message to Scientology" video was highlighted as the "YouTube Video of the Week" by The Michigan Daily. Commenting on the video, the piece states "if this video is any indication, it seems like the assailants mean business". Hehe. If that were a credible metric of "business", we'd have an emo President by now.

    1. Re:Michigan Daily quote by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hehe. If that were a credible metric of "business", we'd have an emo President by now.

      I take it you're too young to remember Jimmy Carter.

      --
      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  16. Is This Brave or Stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking on a group of international fraudsters and con artists with powerful friends could be considered brave or stupid. In this case I'm not sure which label applies.

    Posted AC for obvious reasons.

  17. They piss me off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that a really rich person is "Number 2" in their association isn't very surprising. They invented a religion that doesn't make any sense whatsoever, called it a name that pisses me off when I just hear it, WTF is "scientology" supposed to mean, at least firefox' dictionary agrees that it isn't a word. There should be a fund that either buys scientology's bibles or whatever they call them and publish them anonymously on the internets (if they aren't floating around yet somewhere anyway). Or alternatively a fund that hires cannibals to eat their members for us, that would be great too.

    1. Re:They piss me off by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see the youtube videos of their HQs being blown to bits than cannibals eating them. Once I'm dead I don't care what happens to my carcass, but blow up my house and I'll be pissed.

      Come on, folks, lets see some property damage! You have to die from something, so killing them isn't an answer. Just blow some shit up! And make sure the camera is turned on.

      I haven't seen a good "blowing shit up" video since they blew up that whale carcass a few years back.

      -mcgrew

      (yes, I'm in a bad mood)

      --
      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  18. Internet Hate Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least we didn't break rules 1 and 2, oh wait...

    1. Re:Internet Hate Machine by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

      Anonymous never forgives... hackers on steroids will get them.

      This is a great Internet event, as it's fun, it allows us to repeat Internet memes, it'll allow Fox News and other American retarded news sources to create more hilarious articles about it, and it's actually a good cause to fight.

      --
      I was about to say 13256278887989457651018865901401704640, but it appears this number is private property.
  19. oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think they're going to become an heroes

  20. DAMN YOU EBAUMSWORLD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again the hackers at eBaumsworld are causing problems on the Internet! I wish they'd stop trying to pretend to belong to other websites. Damn liars.

    1. Re:DAMN YOU EBAUMSWORLD! by AB_Positive · · Score: 1

      No one of us is as cruel as all of us. fsck'n eBaum. Hang 'im. Cher D'wealth says to.

  21. Easy to start new religions? by JulianConrad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    LRH's scam shows how easy it is to start a new religion that survives and gains passionate adherents after the death of its founders. Most people couldn't do it, but a few individuals have the kind of personality that can pull it off in the right social environment. In fact, we have enough recent historical data on cults that turn into competitive new religions (for example Mormonism and Baha'i, both founded in the 19th Century) that I don't think it's even all that mysterious how older religions like Christianity & Islam could have originated through normal social processes. (We don't have to postulate "supernatural" causes to explain their existence, in other words.)

    1. Re:Easy to start new religions? by Undead+Ed · · Score: 0, Troll

      "LRH's scam shows how easy it is to start a new religion that survives and gains passionate adherents after the death of its founders."

      Just ask Mohammad.

      Ed

    2. Re:Easy to start new religions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      """...how easy it is to start a new religion that survives and gains passionate adherents after the death of its founders"""

      Actually, it's really, really hard. One of the key indicators that traditionally defines a 'cult' is that it *doesn't* outlast its founder. The fact that Scientology has is probably testament to the fact that it is based squarely, 100%, on making money, which obviously has universal appeal and ensures a strong, vested interest in keeping the scam rolling.

    3. Re:Easy to start new religions? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Baha'i is an oddity in that AFAIK it is the only religion that actually possesses the *original copy* of the "divinely revealed" writings of its founder, and which lets the general public SEE them.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    4. Re:Easy to start new religions? by JLavezzo · · Score: 1

      Original copy, in His own handwriting, in an archives building in Haifa, Israel. You can get English translations at your local library, in all likelihood. Barns and Nobel and Borders carries a few primary source books on the Baha'i Faith these days, too. Electronic copies on the Internet for over 10 years, too. Cool stuff.

    5. Re:Easy to start new religions? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Baha'i friends had books with images of the originals. Interesting to see.

      Divinely-revealed or not, at least this is one religion that has done no serious harm, either to its own members or to society at large.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  22. 'Anonymous' is actually... by sykopomp · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...a group composed of members of several -chan sites (4chan, 7chan, 711chan), as well as several other related communities like YTMND and Ebaum's.

    Really, this is a joke. Channers will raid/invade just about anything, and Scientology is just their latest target. This is the exact same group behind the 'hackers on steroids' thing that Fox News reported on. Any claims they have about righteousness are just a way to justify their 'lulz'.

    1. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The sites you mention do not require membership, therefore your argument is flawed.

    2. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      rules 1 and 2

    3. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lol'd at thinking eBaum's world is involved.

    4. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tag ebaumsworld

    5. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In before Shitstorm

    6. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's ONLY ebaums.

    7. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, this raid has attracted people who only normally would masturbate to jailbait and laugh at silly pictures.

      So no, it's not the same "RAID RAID RAID" cancer as before - and heck, it gives those kids something useful to do.

    8. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm disappointed that nobody has, yet, commented about the 1st and 2nd rules.

    9. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Parag2k3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well thats mostly correctly (besides Ebaums. They hate ebaums for stealing web content from other sites and blame them for any raids they do)

      They raid almost anything and unlike normal hackers/crackers, they use pure brute force methods on their targets. Also they don't pick their targets based on any real reason. They prank call Tom Green for the hell of it, and phished tons of myspace accounts. They usually attack things that they won't get into serious trouble for. If you attack things people dislike, most people will just let them do as they please (see Hal Turner). CoS is probably one of the biggest targets they've ever had. Their attack on CoS includes DDoS, black faxes, harrassing/prank phone calls, and random other things.

      Will it be effective? Probably not, its more annoying than anything else. The DDoSing is probably the thing that annoys CoS the most since it limits their web appeal. But considering they have tons of celebrities at their disposal, they probably aren't losing too many new members.

    10. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've never heard of any of these people before, so I started watching some YouTube videos. Best I can tell they're a bunch of kids re-harshing stupid ideas lifted from movies like Fight Club, attempting to make it sound deep and poetic as only a teenager can. Kind of like:
      1. Advocate destructive, antisocial behavior
      2. ???
      3. Profit!
    11. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can get more information about Anon from Encyclopedia Dramatica. I wouldn't try Wikipedia, they kind of delete everything to do with them.

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      - E. Debs
    12. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah thats the thing that pisses me off about this whole ordeal. Some newfag idiot thinks chan is their personal army and its bullshit.

      Ebaums is obviously to blame.

    13. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

      If you are interested in this sort of thing, there is also Wikichan. As reliable a source as you can get from a publicly editable site run by the same sort of folk who populate the *chan sites.

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    14. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In this case, they've picked a target that richly deserves it.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    15. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is calling it a "group" really right though. It appears more like a meme with legs, so to speak. A viral joke that involves actually doing stuff.

      At least to a casual passer by like myself.

    16. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by sykopomp · · Score: 1

      ebaum's is -always- involved.

    17. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

      I can testify to this -- This "raid" has been popping up on and off for the past few weeks on 4chan in various threads, not to mention the group's name, "Anonymous", is pretty much synonymous with 4chan and spin-offs.

    18. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never underestimate the power of trolls in large groups.

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      -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    19. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the "channers" group kinda like the Panther Moderns described Neuromancer? Minus all the cool blowing stuff up of course...

    20. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by robgig1088 · · Score: 1

      Dude. Rules 1 and 2.

    21. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're still in beta.

    22. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by sykopomp · · Score: 1

      Dude. I really don't give a shit.

      Also, gtfo newfag.

    23. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by T23M · · Score: 1

      If you knew anything about *chan, you'd know that Rules 1 and 2 only apply to the target of a raid, so as to avoid retribution to a specific site.
      The fact that the raiders actually identify themselves as Anon is remarkable.

    24. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly... then again this isn't exactly Gaia. I personally wouldn't give a fuck if all of slashdot came to 4chan, would probably make /g/ less retarded.

    25. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..a group composed of members of several -chan sites (4chan, 7chan, 711chan), as well as several other related communities like YTMND and Ebaum's. Not really, its mostly people from 7chan, 711chan, 420chan and the insurgency IRC. Ebaum has nothing to do with it, its only used as a cover so that baum gets the blame. 4chan ends up in the spotlight just for being the birthplace of 'Anonymous', wich is a good thing since all the hackers wannabes end up there. All the info on the raid is being gathered here: http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology So people can join in in any way they can: DoS, prank calling, spreading the word, etc..

    26. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, talk about stating the GOD DAMN OBVIOUS. Fuckhead.

    27. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot would not come so low as to provide anonymous tech-support.

    28. Re:'Anonymous' is actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous is not something new, it has been a mode of operation of nearly all people who spread information which may endanger their lives. E.g. revolutionaries in tsarist russia,anonymous poets,political activists spreading propaganda in oppressive regimes. Now it has a new venue of expression.
        Its simply organized into groups which are "hive-minded" into blanket virtual persona like "anonymous coward" acting in anarchic/chaotic environment composed of such people.
      Things like subcultures and fashion are conformism with a purpose, anonymity is conformism without "conformism" i.e. its individuals which play out what ever infomation they carry without any personality whatsoever to conform to.

  23. Scientology is Just a Business by BoRegardless · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Suck in the losers, invtroverts, and weak and tell them they can do better with their consulting methods and give the weak a free "audit". Shuck and jive the loser and convince him to continue, but of course then he has to pay big time.

  24. Trolls by TI-8477 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport?

    1. Re:Trolls by discord5 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport?

      But it's so easy...

    2. Re:Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? You can get paid for posting shit on Slashdot?!?! Who do I sign up with? Microsoft? or Apple?

      Fuck it, nevermind.

    3. Re:Trolls by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the scientologists, or the others?

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    4. Re:Trolls by king-manic · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport? And the Communists were used to defeat the Nazi's. Just because you are evil, doesn't mean you can't be used to fight greater evil.
      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    5. Re:Trolls by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport?
      Please! Everyone know that Trolling Slashdot is a Recreational Sport.
    6. Re:Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. It's sort of touching how they believe that taking on an unpopular target redeems them of a long and sordid past (and likely future) of petty bullying and trolling.

      "They like us. They really like us"

      All the same, I recommend that respectable netizens continue to roll their eyes at them, or their subculture might start feeling dirty and go back to finding moar things to do that mainstream people can truly disapprove of.

    7. Re:Trolls by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      "Professional sport?" You mean when some asshat mods my comment as "troll" I'm supposed to get paid?

      Sweet!

      --
      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    8. Re:Trolls by oliderid · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport?

      How did you recognize us?
      I knew this crappy open source "a la Amiga workbench" Artificial voice running on Linux was a bad idea.
      Oops, sorry Gotta go...My mum is calling me.

    9. Re:Trolls by ibbie · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the people who are leading this war are the same people who consider trolling Slashdot a professional sport? Yup.

      Best. Cannon fodder. Ever.
      --
      The wise follow a damned path, for to know is to be forsaken.
    10. Re:Trolls by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, the plan was the other way around, the US, UK and France all appeased the Nazis because they planned to use the Nazis to eliminate the USSR. Fascist ideas of course being no threat to capitalism, were seen by the upper classes as preferable to communism.

    11. Re:Trolls by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, the plan was the other way around, the US, UK and France all appeased the Nazis because they planned to use the Nazis to eliminate the USSR. Fascist ideas of course being no threat to capitalism, were seen by the upper classes as preferable to communism. A little from column A, a little from column B. Towards the middle and end of the war they discussed abandoning the Russians because they hated both of them.
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    12. Re:Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realize that by reporting this, Slashdot is supporting the cause & drawing more people into the fray?

    13. Re:Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. Anonymous is not anonymous cowards. However if you interest them in raiding slashdot,nah forget it,you better stay with usual trolls which don't destroy the infrastructure they feed on.

    14. Re:Trolls by alienbinary · · Score: 1

      I've read nearly a hundred of these comments, but this one made me lol. well played. As for "Anonymous" being an organized group, it's erroneous. Right now, any action taken against the "Church" can be attributed to "anonymous" unless otherwise overtly stated. The whole point of the name is that not even anonymous knows who anonymous is. There is no secret internet lair. It's just a whole generation of people who have grown up with the resources to see through this bizarre scheme. Some of whom are taking matters into their own hands.

  25. Freakin Trend Monkeys... by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    FTM's!! That sounds like something out of The Princess Bride.

    Please forget i'm easily distracted and now and that scientology has been around forever and people are just starting to form "groups"

    give me a break.

  26. Why not declare war on religion in general? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why single out one specific 'religion'? I saw the Tom Cruise interview video last week - it really didn't seem all that fundamentally different from listening to an evangelical Christian. Different terms were used, but the mindset was mostly the same. Watch Jesus Camp if you haven't already. Not much difference between the main camp director's mindset and Tom Cruise's.

    1. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Well, all major religions are based on the same group of ideals. It's just a matter of how each promotes them.

      As for Scientology? I can't say. There are just too many FUDers and conspiracy theories out there to separate what really goes on behind those doors versus what someone made up to make them look bad. It's amazing the number of fallacies out there that get spread as fact and people just follow it regardless of how false you can prove it.

      Hell, you see it here where an erroneous fact is posted, modded to a +5 informative and when the truth is posted as a reply it's largely ignored. Sometimes you have to wonder if this misdirection is on purpose or if people are just that gullible.

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    2. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by vajaradakini · · Score: 5, Informative

      Churches don't tend to steal documents from governments to erase negative things about their founders like Scientologists did during Operation Snow White[wikipedia]. Nor do they tend to try to frame people for various crimes (see operation freakout) or go after anyone who says anything bad about them with a pack of lawyers.

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    3. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      Scientology is fundamentally different from any other religion I can think of. They suppress information, drain their members wallets, ruin their lives, and sometimes even take their lives. All in the name of preserving their religion.

    4. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Freedom of religion is one of our most sacred values here in America. However, the newer the religion, the stronger the persecution, and the lower the tolerance, even here in America. Islam is a post-Jesus fork, and not particularly welcome. Mormonism is even newer, but at least home-grown, though we hanged plenty of them as heathens in days gone by (which is why men needed multiple wives - we killed off most of their men). Scientology seems little different, just newer.

      Personally, I want to start my own religion. We'll worship nature, the Goddess, and dance naked around fires in Druid Circles in the woods, then have great orgies! Who's with me (other than ugly geeks)?

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    5. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      I suspect most main-stream religions started out this way. Early Christians were encouraged to give all their property to the church, because Judgment Day was near, and they would have no use for it. When it didn't come, rather than give up and go back to being plain old Jews, their religion gained even more momentum. New religions are cults. Old religions are established pillars of society. If we value freedom of religion, it's important not to attack the religion, but any illegal methods they may have adopted.

      This attack on Scientology will most likely have the same effect as Bush's attack on Al Qaeda. It's just like the old saying: anything that doesn't kill me makes me stronger. The best way to deal with extremists like Scientology is to ignore them, and to air out their stranger beliefs.

      If my understanding is correct (not very likely), Mormons also have some weird beliefs. I've heard second-hand (yeah, like that's reliable) that in the highest levels of the church you may expect to be able to create your own planet in the after-life, becoming quite like God. I hope they're right and wrong... I hope their wrong about Mormons being the One True Faith of God, but right about being able to build a planet... sounds rather fun to me!

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    6. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      Why not declare war on religion in general?

      Because we value freedom of religion as highly as we value freedom of expression. How anyone can mod you 'troll' is beyond me. This sight exists to have open discussions about interesting topics, and this article is about a particular religion. Suggesting it may be similar to another religion is spot-on-topic.
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    7. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I can't see anything on your list that any one of the major religions hasn't been responsible for in the not too distant past.

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    8. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know any other religions that hide their "religious documents" from casual viewing by calling them trade secrets?

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    9. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      I kept it short to avoid a Scientologist framing me for making bomb threats. Though I guess this post won't help

    10. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even know your religion would be pretty realistic, you do realise how crazy the story of Scientology is, right?
      It was written by some crappy sci-fi writer trying to get attention, which he did, then sucked in a bunch of rich idiots by brainwashing them, and i mean harcore brainwashing, not the small-time stuff.
      Hey hey, there we have Scientology in a nutshell.

      That isn't religion.

    11. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by nickruiz · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you mention Jesus Camp. Jesus Camp serves as a double-edged sword. The movie exhibits both the wrong kind of Christianity (one that is frowned upon within the very source that these Christians use as a basis for their lives) and serves a challenge to the authentic to reinforce why honesty is the best policy. I thoroughly enjoyed watching Jesus Camp, as it artfully demonstrates the wrong way to go about ministry (much like the practices of the Church of Scientology). Esoteric teachings are certainly not a viable way of teaching truth; neither is deception.

    12. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Churches don't tend to steal documents from governments to erase negative things about their founders like Scientologists did during Operation Snow White [wikipedia.org][wikipedia]. Nor do they tend to try to frame people for various crimes (see operation freakout) or go after anyone who says anything bad about them with a pack of lawyers.

      AH! of course not, what churches usually do is to torture, kill and silence whoever opposes their views and gospel.

      Really, I know scientology is a crazy corporation profiting from the desperation of the people but it is pretty much innocent compared to what other religions have done.

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    13. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      AS long as you are open about it and don't use strong arm tactics to suppress opposing viewpoint have a great time with your religion.

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    14. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Mormons. Not a whole ton of people knows what's down in that temple...and the Vatican has some mysterious storage as well.

    15. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      You are right. It's just so easy to post a comment without thinking. When I think about it, even the Bible was controlled and suppressed back in the day. I'd like to think that the old religions were started for the right reasons, like good will towards man. But it's too long ago to say for sure. But I think I remember Hubbard once said he'd like to start a religion because it's easy money. All we can hope for is that once Scientology is established, they won't be using e-meters to 'cure' terminal illnesses. Which I guess you could say is a form of high-tech prayer?

    16. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, I'm not saying that churches are these perfect entities either. I mean look at these nutters.

      And I'm also not saying that other religions should be protected from the consequences of their misdeeds (although charging the catholic church now with the crimes of the middle ages would be silly), I'm just saying that Scientology is a touch worse than most religions at this point in time.

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    17. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by octal666 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I think Churches, in fact, use to do all that things and more. Scientiology is bad, but do you trully believe that the Christian Church of Rome is any better? The main difference is tradition, christian lies are old enough to sound good, if someone came tomorrow and said that the guy you just executed for treason has in fact resurrected and is the son of God, noone would believe it.

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    18. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I saw the Tom Cruise interview video last week - it really didn't seem all that fundamentally different from listening to an evangelical Christian.

      The difference is, Tom Cruise probably actually read the Scientology book, whereas very few evangelists seem to have a clue what Jesus taught.

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    19. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I totally agree. I don't think that Christian beliefs are any more "right" or less crazy than those of Scientology. However, in the present day most Christians aren't running about persecuting non-believers or censoring people who speak out against them with large teams of lawyers. I'm not saying that we shouldn't go after other religious groups for wrongdoing, but some of them are just places where people with common beliefs gather and share those beliefs (i.e. are mostly harmless).

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    20. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      But see, anyone can buy the Book of Mormon, or any of a variety of versions of the Bible, the Qu'ran, whatever. There's no "Super Secret Mark IX Bible containing the wisdom of Jesus in his fight against the Mechanoids of Planet Plargh" that you must study to be a Christian.

      There's no super-dooper wonder Qu'ran that you only have access to after years and many thousands of dollars of studying Islam.

      But there are documents that the Church of Scientology doesn't release to the general public (like all the folderol about Xenu) which they claim are trade secrets. And your standard CoS member doesn't learn about Xenu and the like until spending thousands of dollars on auditing and training courses in the Church.

      Imagine a Christian Church where you didn't learn about the death and resurrection of Jesus until you'd been a member in good standing for several years AND had paid thousands of dollars into the church's coffers? Sounds pretty weird, doesn't it? But that's the model the Church of Scientology works on. You don't find out the stuff that sounds like amazingly bad sci-fi (what a shock, considering it was all written by an amazingly bad sci-fi writer) until you've been in the CoS for years. Until you've spent thousands of dollars on it. Until you've probably been brainwashed.

      Now, the Catholic Church and the various branches of Islam aren't lily-white and pure either. But they don't charge you thousands of dollars for "the truth" and pull all the legalistic bullshit that the CoS has done. (Mind you, the Catholic church has that whole altar boy issue to work out.....)

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    21. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      If you're right, and the Mormons are right, then heaven is going to have entire planets with no booze. In that case I'm pretty glad that, as an unbeliever, I'd be going to the other place...

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    22. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Not anymore, you mean.

      Religions, especially those that involve an absolute, will try to suppress other religions because they all are mutually exclusive. Younger religions, being less secure, will try to do it more often and with greater ferocity than older, established ones. But at the end of the day, all religions were popularized for the purposes of money and power.

      Certainly, the Abrahamic religions have settled down after so many centuries into more or less three classes: agnostic, practicing, and fanatic. Younger religions tend to have exclusively fanatics, as conversion (whether from atheism or any other religion) usually has fanaticism as a pre-requisite.

      Religions aren't evil. People are evil. Religion just provides a feel-good justification for evil deeds.

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    23. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      From Miriam Webster
      Main Entry: religion
      Pronunciation: \ri-li-jn\
      Function: noun
      Etymology: Middle English religioun, from Anglo-French religiun, Latin religion-, religio supernatural constraint, sanction, religious practice, perhaps from religare to restrain, tie back -- more at rely
      Date: 13th century

      1 a: the state of a religious b (1): the service and worship of God or the supernatural (2): commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance
      2: a personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices
      3 archaic : scrupulous conformity : conscientiousness
      4: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith


      Because the definition of religion encompasses more than just extremists who think forcing their beliefs on you is their responsibility. The truth is most religious people abhor the activities of these extremists. Being a Christian and knowing the teachings of Christ I can assert that the only people Jesus ever got mad at were the religious extremists who oppressed the people in God's name. Sound familiar?

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    24. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Yea ya ya yadda yadda.. Catholic church did some bad things in the 1500's - we know.

      But, it's matured. No longer, and not for a long time, has a Catholic church or it's leaders promoted hate, tried to censor, or sued people for talking against them. The Catholic church these days is a very decent organization. You don't have to believe everything they teach, and in most cases, that's OK with the church. The vast majority of people that follow the bible do NOT take it word for word.

      Scientology is a cult, but they try to seem more "church like" - like Jahova's Whitnesses. They bomb their members with love and affection, they get together for brainwashing sessions, and they demand significant chunks of your salary.

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    25. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Freedom of religion is one of our most sacred values here in America.

      Shame that's not Freedom From Religion!

      Ever tried saying you were an Atheist? It would appear it's OK to have some/any religion, but having no religion can still get you persecuted.

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    26. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Kozz · · Score: 1

      When I think about it, even the Bible was controlled and suppressed back in the day [citation needed].
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    27. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by holiggan · · Score: 1

      Nowadays churches don't tend to steal documents from governments to erase negative things about their founders. It was easier when the church WAS the government.

      Nor do they tend to try to frame people for various crimes, or burn them alive, like they used to.

      Or torture anyone who says anything bad about them.

      Here, I've corrected this for you.

      Seriously, just because some major religions are "tame" nowadays, doesn't mean that they were always like this...

      "Conventional" religious are not moraly above scientology, no way. The "older" religious have a very high debt to pay, before they can be "moraly above" anything else.

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    28. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you haven't been paying much attention to the Catholic Church the last six hundred years or so, eh?

    29. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Harry+Coin · · Score: 1

      The Catholic Magisteria would disagree.

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    30. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you can "start" that religion -- I'm pretty sure I've heard of it before.

    31. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      I don't have a citation other than my memory. Back when the Church of England sold indulgences, they controlled access to the scriptures so the people wouldn't know any better than to fork over money to forgive sins, and release deceased loved ones from purgatory.

    32. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      I don't have a citation other than my memory.
      memory of what i learned in school, not my memory of my childhood in 1500s England.
    33. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      Quite true. I originally did describe myself as an Atheist. Now, I usually either describe myself as "a hopeful Agnostic", or a Unitarian, but I get similar reactions for each. I've come to believe that we have a genetic need for spiritual beliefs. As evidence, consider that Neanderthals buried their dead with items to take to the after-life. Religion has been part of our lives from the first moments we could describe ourselves as modern humans, easily long enough to enter our genetic code the same way that attraction to the opposite sex is in our genetic code (for most of us). Life without any spiritual component lacks a very important component for being happy and well adjusted. I feel I've got just enough control over my own mind to be spiritual and yet only slightly hopeful that I'll exist in any meaningful way after death. It's kind of a hard state to reach.

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    34. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      LOL! Too bad we're way down on an old discussion, or you'd get mod-ed 5 Funny for sure. However, you need not worry... if my memory and second hand source are correct, Mormons don't believe in a Hell with fire and pain. You'll just be stuck with all the other non-believers, but there's still no booze :-(

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    35. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mormons also have some weird beliefs. I've heard second-hand (yeah, like that's reliable) that in the highest levels of the church you may expect to be able to create your own planet in the after-life, becoming quite like God. We are taught that the purpose of this life is for us to become like God. (i.e. God has a body, so we came to earth to get a body. God is perfect, we came to earth to learn to be perfect, though none of us actually achieve that while alive.) The New Testament (among other scriptures) teaches us that we are heirs of God and joint-heirs of Christ - meaning, of course, that what Christ receives, we can receive as well if we live worthily. Several passages in the Doctrine and Covenants teach that we will become like God, that will may have "an increase" (in the official LDS Spanish translation it uses the word "progeny"; sorry, no link).

      That is official doctrine. There is no official planet-creation doctrine; take from what I have said what you will. Also... I think creating a planet does sound rather fun ;)
    36. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Yea ya ya yadda yadda.. Catholic church did some bad things in the 1500's - we know.

      But, it's matured. No longer, and not for a long time, has a Catholic church or it's leaders promoted hate, tried to censor, or sued people for talking against them. The Catholic church these days is a very decent organization. You don't have to believe everything they teach, and in most cases, that's OK with the church. The vast majority of people that follow the bible do NOT take it word for word.


      Not for a long time? If you believe more than 300 years (about the length of duration of the spanish inquisition) is not a long time then Scientology hasn't done anything.

      And if we take your position, then Scientology is also no longer a bad religion, you know, they specifically stated that the acts of infiltration were made by some individuals, and that, after they renamed the Guardian Office to the OSA, they stated "we do not do that anymore". That is not more or less credible than the pope saying they do not use the iron lady anymore...

      The only reason why Scientology is being nasty and other churches are not is because the other churches do not have enough power to do it. Scientology is doing that to the USA, whereas other type of churches are controlling people from the middle east, for example. Of course, the problem is not religions but churches. In fact, some of the beliefs in which Scientology is based (some of the dianectics) are quite good, however the church is using them to control all these people. Similarly to all other religions; their principles are good, but it is the churches which try to profit from the use of such beliefs and the ignorance of the people.

      I am all for living in peace, not killing each other, not being bad, being in peace with yourself, communicating with each other. However, even hough these are the principles taught by many religions, the churches end using them to gather some kind of advantage.

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    37. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by xtracto · · Score: 1


      Oh ok, granted, lets forgive all the murders and torture that the Catholic church have done, apparently they have changed their sadomasochism tastes to pedophilia , is 2005 recent enough for you?.

      I do not know about you but I prefer 100 times that some rich guy gets defrauded of thousands of dollars for some courses than a innocent child being molested and destroy his complete life. Usually, the first one at least HAS A CHOICE.

      The real problem is in the churches, in contrast with the religions. The church of scientology is who is doing all that shit, similarly, other churches in the world try to take advantage of the religion (ideals) they represent.

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    38. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      When your main method of comparison is with what one church 'use to do' [sic] and what another church is currently doing - that should serve as bright, blinking, screaming alarm indicator that your logic and argument are deeply flawed. Apples and oranges. Doubly so since the available evidence shows one church evolving (howsoever slowly) away from what it used to do (and more in the direction of it's basic principles) and the other is intensifying it's objectionable behavior.

    39. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that church officials shouldn't be prosecuted for their wrongdoings either. Last I heard, the whole pedophilia thing had somewhat caught up to the catholic church and the law was dealing with it. Scientologists hire a pile of lawyers and go after people who disagree with them and dare speak out about it and run them into the ground financially.

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    40. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 1
      Churches don't tend to steal documents from governments...

      Churches used to tend to burn people alive, remember?

    41. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification, and sorry about the 'weird beliefs' remark, which doesn't belong here. Practically any religion would seem to have weird beliefs to an outsider. I'll keep my fingers crossed for a planet.

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    42. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by vajaradakini · · Score: 0, Troll

      They still burn people alive? I wasn't aware. Please, do tell me where churches are currently burning people alive.

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    43. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Scientiology is bad, but do you trully believe that the Christian Church of Rome is any better?


      That borders on defending a newspeak using cult with newspeak...
      Let's start by defining our words;
      Scientology:Following beliefs and teachings as laid out by Ron Hubbard.
      Christianity:Following beliefs and teachings as laid out by Jesus Christ.

      From those definitions, Scientology comes out looking really ugly. On one side we have
      love thy neighbour
      and the other

      ENEMY SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.


      Calling Christianity and scientology the same things is intellectually offensive unless you are somehow defining them differently than above.

    44. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      Why single out one specific 'religion'? ...
      Watch Jesus Camp if you haven't already


      Scientology:Following beliefs and teachings as laid out by Ron Hubbard.
      Christianity:Following beliefs and teachings as laid out by Jesus Christ.

      From those definitions, Scientology comes out looking really ugly. On one side we have
      love thy neighbour

      and the other

      ENEMY SP Order. Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed.

      The wackos in Jesus Camp are no more representative of Christianity than suicide bombers are representative of Islam. Scientology as taught by Hubbard though, espouses very bad behaviour and should be singled out and shown for what it is. With Scientology, it's not just isolated nuts that are the problem. The core teachings of Hubbard himself encouraged destroying critics any way possible and that the entire field of psychiatry is an evil conspiracy.

    45. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 1

      Times have changed, of course, but can one possibly guarantee that once-people-burning church has not turned into a government-document-stealing church? That would be a huge improvement, wouldn't it.

    46. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      It's not just document stealing. Read the wiki article I linked, it talks about how the church of Scientology tried to frame people for various crimes because they spoke out about the church! They threaten to kill people for the same reason. This is happening now, not hundreds of years ago.

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    47. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by lazy_nihilist · · Score: 1

      So... so... you mean my Mom wasn't a virgin when she gave birth to me?

    48. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BritneySP2 · · Score: 1

      Well, a young church - young enthusiasm. Nothing that would surprise me. Maybe, in a few hundred years, it will, too, become just as good as others.

      What I would do - if I was enthusiastic enough - I would create a reformationist movement and thus create total chaos by eventually breaking this church up into dozens of tiny sub-confessions. This might speed things up a bit.

    49. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Sadly, you are wrong.

      Aside from the basic "Book of Mormon" there are lots of documents about Joseph Smith that are not public and are considered by Mormons to be secret. If someone snuck into the archive in Salt Lake City and stole these documents, who knows what the result would be? I would be willing to bet that they would use the full force of law enforcement as well as the civil courts to block any publication and to arrest the thieves.

      As mentioned, the Vatican also has secret archives. Want to know what some pope was doing in their spare time in the 12th century? I'm sure it is documented - and very, very secret. Read the book "Angels and Demons" for a glimpse into that - not all that far off from the truth considering how the Catholics hate the author.

      Anybody seen a translation of the Dead Sea Scrolls? There is enough material there to fill a bookshelf, but nobody has access to it. Some was to be disclosed recently, but nothing that would "undermine faith" will ever be revealed.

      There are plenty of secrets in all religions. Nobody has stolen them and published them with any other religion except Scientology. That is the big difference. I doubt many people have a real grasp of how much wealth is in the hands of the Catholic leadership. If they got seriously ticked at someone they could buy any kind of enforcement they wanted. Several times over.

    50. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the Church of England sell indulgences? You mean the Church of Rome, which sold indulgences to finance buildings in Rome?

      And who was it who opposed this practice, who brought the scriptures to the people? Oh, it was some of those church people.

    51. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been such calls for a war on religion in general, but they are just getting started with CoS. At the moment, they are trying to inform established congregations about the dangers of CoS. Check out the /i/ wikis for more information.

    52. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google ' Dark Ages' :)

      Christianity (and any other fairy tale belief system for that matter) has the same dark past. It's just that they had a much longer time to perfect their PR.
      Give Scientology another hundred years or so and they'll be as slick as Christianity is now.

    53. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure the C of England is such a good example, though it does have similarities to Scientology...

      Founded by a person in questionable mental health: Check
      Founded primarily to benefit said person: Check
      Questionable legal tactics: Well, kind of, though I suppose being the King has certain advantages in law over being an author.

    54. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that they don't have secret documents. I'm saying that there is no Ultra-level 5 Catholic theology that must be studied at a cost of many thousands of dollars and is required to be a "good Catholic".

      But there are OT levels in Scientology that they don't tell you about, that you can't even learn about until you've spent thousands of dollars taking the classes for. These are things that they don't tell the people who are just joining the Church of Scientology. You can go years in the CoS without hearing about Xenu and all that, and yet it's a core part of their belief structure (the origin of thetans).

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    55. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Surely one criminal organization mainly based in the US is the same thing as a few billion religious people scattered all over the planet!

    56. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Another video to check out:

      Panorama - "Scientology & Me" - BBC

    57. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some more quotes-

      "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." (Matthew 10:34-39 NASB)

      "If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple." (Luke 14:26)

      "I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled!" (Luke 12:49)

    58. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Darby · · Score: 1

      the available evidence shows one church evolving (howsoever slowly) away from what it used to do (and more in the direction of it's basic principles)

      Hot tip, Sparky, when it's changing due to societal pressures *away* from what it's always done, then that is an abandonment of it's basic principles to maintain relevance, money and power.

      Do you really need something *that* simple and obvious explained to you or are you just trolling?

    59. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Darby · · Score: 1

      It's not just document stealing. Read the wiki article I linked, it talks about how the church of Scientology tried to frame people for various crimes because they spoke out about the church! They threaten to kill people for the same reason. This is happening now, not hundreds of years ago.

      It's not "hundreds" of years ago. The Catholic Church only banned torture and murder of "heretics" in the 1920s that's less that 100 years ago and had nothing to do with their nonexistent virtue. Other extremist nutter Christians are still doing it, and we don't even need to talk about the Muslims except to avoid being accused of not mentioning them.

      Also, the Scientology nutters don't have the money and power of the other ones so they have to take more "drastic" actions to have much less of an evil effect.

      So compared to sane, reasonable people, they're basically all the same bunch of nuts.

    60. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Darby · · Score: 1

      If you're right, and the Mormons are right, then heaven is going to have entire planets with no booze. In that case I'm pretty glad that, as an unbeliever, I'd be going to the other place...

      Beer volcanoes and stripper factories! Ramen brother. May you be touched by his noodly apendage.

    61. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Darby · · Score: 1


      The wackos in Jesus Camp are no more representative of Christianity than suicide bombers are representative of Islam.


      Actually, they're both perfect representatives.

      They're the true believers, not the modern, neutered to fit modern sensibilities versions.

    62. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by octal666 · · Score: 1

      First things first. I am from Spain. Here we got 40 years of dictatorship supported by the Catholic Church. I'm OK with Jesus Christ teachings, but more as a wise man than as a prophet. It's nice that thing about loving each other, I don't know, however, how can you go from "love thy neighbour" to "kill everyone that doesn't think and believe as we say", but somehow Catholic Church has fallen into that way of promoting their religion too often, even since the early centuries.

      I'm not comparing believes, but the actual behaviour of cults and religions involves often murder, lies and all that things Scientology calls "fair game" and Machiavelli called "the end justifies the means". On the other hand, many other organizations, political groups and countries have held the same believes, being for they belief, their ideology or their country. Blame religions and ideologies take their place. I think the problem is with thinking that the thing in what you belief, being it a god, a country, or your greed, is more important that the other people, then it's ok for you to kill, steal, lie or do what it's needed, because you do it for a greater good (even if that's your own selfish good).

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      DON'T PANIC
    63. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 1

      If Christianity is *all* about the teachings of Jesus, why bother having the Old Testament in a book used by pretty much ever Christian church on the planet? Christianity bases its teaching on the entire Bible, as replete with contradictions as those teachings may end up being.

      Leviticus 20 - http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=3&chapter=20&version=31 - lot of death penalties in there for things we would not kill someone for today. It's Old Testament, so we don't have to follow it, right? New order after Jesus' death, yadda yadda, right? Then why preach the "Ten Commandments" as a cornerstone of Christianity? They are OT as well. What parts of the OT do we follow, and why?

      Numbers 15 - http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=4&chapter=15&version=31 - some guy working on the Sabbath - gathering sticks (presumably for fire for his family?). He must be stoned to death. So the group did. GOD'S WORD said that anyone working on the Sabbath must be stoned to death. But we don't do that today. Many Jews don't work on the Sabbath because of this commandment, but don't stone each other if the rule is broken.

      Why should people get to play fast and loose with the Bible - GOD'S HOLY WORD? Either follow it or don't.

      Defining Christianity as "following beliefs and teachings as laid out by Jesus Christ" is intellectually dishonest considering the existence and continued following of the Old Testament.

    64. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Go after anyone who says anything bad about them with a pack of lawyers"

      Oi! I take offence to that ..... we dont work in packs .... we dont trust each other that much :P

    65. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by axx · · Score: 1

      My father, who was a french Catholic and believed in it to a marge extent had no quarrels saying that "religions are nothing more than succesfull cults/sects". So I think it's quite clear to many people.

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      No wit here.
    66. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I'm OK with Jesus Christ teachings, but more as a wise man than as a prophet.

      Jesus Christ as a prophet is Islam. Christians consider him to be the son of god.

    67. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      If Christianity is *all* about the teachings of Jesus, why bother having the Old Testament in a book used by pretty much ever Christian church on the planet? Christianity bases its teaching on the entire Bible, as replete with contradictions as those teachings may end up being.

      Leviticus 20 - http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=3&chapter=20&version=31 - lot of death penalties in there for things we would not kill someone for today. It's Old Testament, so we don't have to follow it, right? New order after Jesus' death, yadda yadda, right? Then why preach the "Ten Commandments" as a cornerstone of Christianity? They are OT as well. What parts of the OT do we follow, and why?


      I never said to ignore the OT, you did. I said christianity is about following Christ's teachings and stand by that. If you've got a better definition by all means offer one.
      Jesus spent most of his time teaching on the OT and about how the then current religous leaders had things all wrong. The gist was they were following the letter of the law and not the spirit of it. From christ's teachings, the OT wasn't to be thrown away, but held to a higher standard. Instead of thou shalt not kill, love your neighbour.

      I think debating all of christian theology is Offtopic a tad though. It should be sufficient to point out that Christ's teachings revoloved around treating other people fairly and kindly. Hubbard taught pretty much the exact opposite.

    68. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." (Matthew 10:34-39 NASB)

      "If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple." (Luke 14:26)

      Glad you kept these together. The passage in Luke of course means 'hate his own father and mother' compared to his love for christ/god, not hate in an absolute sense. Your first passage reinforces that point. Yes, that's hard for most people to swallow and you can call it 'way out there'. I'd argue it's easier to swallow than Xenu though.

      "I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled!" (Luke 12:49)

      The context for this and the sword quote being to sort those who believe from those who don't. And that, yes, God will punish those who don't. "Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord", the point is that this judgment is to be left to God, not Christians.
      Christ taught to love your neighbour, Hubbard taught to destroy your critics in anyway possible.

    69. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The troll is the one who declares the 'basic principles' wrongly and in derogatory terms - and who ignores the fact that the two items being compared _are_ evolving in different directions.

    70. Re:Why not declare war on religion in general? by ScnGuy · · Score: 1
      That's a good point. I find that people who have a real problem with Scientology either have problems with religion in general, and find Scientology an easy target, or are Christians who are don't want any distractions from the Savior's message. Notice the anti-Mormon and anti Christian posts here on this topic.

      I am a Scientologist. I am because I have read and applied the information I found freely in books and other published materials of Scientology and found it to be workable and worthwhile. I am fully aware of the controversies and problems surrounding our religion. I feel profoundly for those who have been victims of either bad people and/or bad policy. And yet, I remain. Why?

      Why is a Catholic a Catholic despite pedophile priests and the Inquisition? Why is an atheist an atheist despite the legacies and atrocities of Stalin, Marx, and Mao? Why is a Muslim a Muslim despite radical Islam? Why is a Baptist a Baptist despite Televangelists?

      Because there is something profound and meaningful underneath all the BS that rings of Truth.

      I have studied religion and biological science deeply. I found that Truth is universal. To me, Scientology helps me organize that Truth.

  27. FOX 11 Investigates: 'Anonymous' by Dr.Altaica · · Score: 0, Redundant

    IS case you want to know more about this group here is a report FOX did.
    http://www.myfoxla.com/myfox/pages/ContentDetail?contentId=3894628

  28. if only He knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only He knew, L. Ron Hubbard would be ashamed with what people are doing with his idea...

    1. Re:if only He knew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only He knew, L. Ron Hubbard would be ashamed with what people are doing with his idea...

      Are you kidding? If he knew, he'd find it freakin' hilarious. Probably laugh himself to death. He was one of the primary organizers of the CoS - he founded it to make money after all. (He even announced his plan to a meeting of other sci-fi authors before starting out.) Seriously, as if SCO and the RIAA haven't shown the world yet, the true future of making money is in litigation over copywrites, and the CoS are the true masters of that.

      Of course, if the lawsuits over copywrite don't work, they can always make you dead, it's what they do with their more stubborn opponents. (Go read xenu.net)

  29. Scientology is pervasive by Phoenix666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Especially when you consider its offshoot, the Landmark Forum (formerly "EST"). They are scary, for-profit cults that employ techniques like fatigue, hunger, group compulsion, and newspeak. You would be surprised how many people from all walks of life have gotten pulled into them.

    I wish Anonymous well, but Scientologists and their cousins in the Landmark Forum are beyond reason. And fighting cults rarely works unless they're small and focused around a single charismatic leader. Both Scientology and Landmark are too big and widespread for that, and fighting them will probably only make them stronger.

    --
    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
    1. Re:Scientology is pervasive by JulianConrad · · Score: 2, Funny

      And fighting cults rarely works unless they're small and focused around a single charismatic leader.
      It also helps if the cult leader and his followers hole up in a bunch of flammable wood frame buildings in a rural area.
    2. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine, we're not trying to reason with them. Only destroy them. Strictly for the lulz, you understand.

    3. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funnily enough, I'd known how evil Scientology was for years, and then I happened across the Skeptic's Dictionary which has entries on est and the Landmark Forum. I'd read them in about 1999, and a couple of years later a friend of mine invited me to audit (heh) a Landmark Forum workshop. I'd forgotten about what I'd read, so I checked it out, and it seemed vaguely interesting... and familiar. Then I realized that I knew where I'd heard of it before, and I sent the SkepDic links to my friend.

      He stopped participating in the Landmark Forum shortly thereafter. :)

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    4. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

      What are the ties between Scientology and Landmark? Erhard took Scientology's teachings, adapted them to a different market as Est, and Est lives on through Landmark? Unfortunately, my father has gotten involved with Landmark, and I'm at a loss as to how to convince him it is a horrible idea.

    5. Re:Scientology is pervasive by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I wish Anonymous well, but Scientologists and their cousins in the Landmark Forum are beyond reason. And fighting cults rarely works unless they're small and focused around a single charismatic leader. Both Scientology and Landmark are too big and widespread for that, and fighting them will probably only make them stronger.

      Um, I think that the difference between a religion and a cult is that cults disappear after that leader dies. Religions go on for along time afterward. Just look at christianity. I've been listening to my wife tell her family about some Mormon video thing that they've been watching about how the book of Mormon is fake because scientists don't use it and the Bible is an authority because scientists can use it and to find these events in the past. Its not worth trying to tell her the truth.

      If I used an accurate US history book, and added either European or Asian history and then laid a moral belief system on top of course scientists 500 years from now would be able to use my book to find things in the past. My wife didn't get it. The Bible was the Jewish history/moral story book. Big freaking deal. Of course, almost everything it mentions almost certainly happened in one form or another to the Jews. That doesn't mean that it was handed down by God. It means a group has lasted a very long time and kept their written history/culture together and scientists surprise discover that its accurate to find sites with. It doesn't mean God or any other pagan diety came down and spelled out the being of the book for the clan's ancestors though regardless of what the clan's high priest wrote in it.

      I think Scientology has just as much right to be called a religion as christainty. Christains generally tell me that I'll burn in hell for not following their belief system. How is that any different from Scientologists playing telemarketer/spammer? If anything I can actually understand a religion using those means to spread itself. Doesn't mean I like or follow that religion, but I can understand it. Think how most people raise their kids. I never wanted to attend christain churches, but was pretty much forced to go growing up. Most of those like me become christains that show up and give something to the church that they attend. I'm kinda the exception rather than the rule though I do show up and keep my mouth closed if I need to attend. My home life is easier that way.

    6. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Unfortunately pointing him towards Rick Ross' excellent site or the entry on SkepDic will only shore up his belief that you are broken and only the Landmark Education cult can help you understand that you're "running a racket" and that you haven't "become the possibility of being".

      He'll offer to be "a stand" for you and help you into Landmark but do not fall for it.

      I wish you well, I've lost several friends to Landmark. It's only a matter of time before he thinks that you don't "Get It" and he'll have to marginalize you.

      Sorry, but this is how cults work. You'll see this for yourself first hand. Use this as fuel for the fight against cults.

    7. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Phoenix666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, that's right. EST was founded by the guy who co-founded Scientology with L. Ron Hubbard. My recollection is that he and L. Ron did it on a bet. Landmark Forum is what they renamed EST after the followers undertook what was essentially an employee buyout. They moderated some of the more abusive practices of EST, but much of the language has a direct heritage to Scientology. For instance, they still talk about "getting clear." A "Clear" or "Theta Clear" is what a Scientologist aspires to be.

      The interesting thing about Landmark, Scientology, and other cults is that a person's susceptibility to them has nothing to do with intelligence. Very smart people fall prey to them, too. The ability to resist is far more predicated on how emotionally stable you are. But if you're well-adjusted already, there's little chance you'd be interested in Landmark or Scientology in the first place. It's a rather self-selected group that Scientology and Landmark target; when people walk through their door they're pretty certain the person has some kind of issues or weak spots, and all they have to do is probe until they find them and the person breaks down. Then they pounce.

      If your father is tangled up in Landmark, the worst thing you can do is to try to get them to stop or make them feel like you oppose what they're doing. That plays into the sense of alienation that cults try to create between their followers and their friends and families. In other words opposing what he's doing would accelerate his abandonment of his relationship with you.

      The best thing to do is be loving and supportive without getting sucked in yourself. Try to be and remain his window on normalcy. Of the people that I've seen escape from Landmark and Scientology, it's because their friends and family stayed engaged and supportive. Eventually they realize how weird the group think is and also come to the conclusion that being a Scientologist or Landmark member hasn't solved their problems either. They grow disenchanted on their own.

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      Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
    8. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      The best thing to do is be loving and supportive without getting sucked in yourself. Try to be and remain his window on normalcy. Of the people that I've seen escape from Landmark and Scientology, it's because their friends and family stayed engaged and supportive.

      I "escaped" from Landmark. Decided I'd had enough and moved on. No one followed me, or harrased me or tried to adversely effect my life, in fact a seminar leader I worked closely with congratulated me and basically said (to paraphrase) "good luck, go get 'em" and told me to get in touch if I ever wanted to review. The people I did it with still treated me as a freind, just as I remained freinds with those who weren't involved while I was doing it. Scientology is more than a little different to that.

      The thing about the Landmark stuff is that it actually isn't a set of beliefs and it's very hard to construe it as a religion. It is a set of mental practices with its own language and is easily construed as a cult. The reason for the distinct language is to create a different context for understanding being - ontology being a major part of the teaching. This new context can free us up to look at our lives from another persective. I don't think "clear" has quite the same meaning as it does in scientology, nor is their any crap about thetans and space aliens.

      I think the "cult" tag is attached to Landmark stuff becuase of the word of mouth nature of promotion combined with the training they give to promote it. The whole thing was started by a used car salesman and the training technique reflects this. Unfortunately, some people get this "used car sale" training and are so excited by the what the courses offer that they forget the important lesson that "no means no". I came across quite a few people like this in my time and I believe they are the people that create this sense of a pushy cult. I strongly believe that if they charged a little more for their courses and advertised in the mainstream, they would be very successful and wouldn't get labelled a cult. Some of the course would fit well in amongst others psychology, sociology and even MBA courses.

      I still use the stuff I learned and find it particularly useful at work and in my family life. It helps me to be less judgemental, take greater responsibility for my life, funnily enough, makes it easier for me to not get "pressured" into things I don't want, but in a positive way rather than a "fuck off, don't pressure me" kind of way.

      I understand that EST was pretty abusive and fucked quite a few people up, but I think while scientology followed a path toward a whacko extreme, Landmark through the forum moved to a more sensible place.

      I don't do any seminars these days, haven't since 1992, but I may again in the future. That's my choice. If someone asks you if you want to do the forum and then doesn't accept no, if that is your answer, suggest to them that they may want to review the forum and have a breakthrough in effective communication.

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      I don't therefore I'm not.
    9. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, my father has gotten involved with Landmark, and I'm at a loss as to how to convince him it is a horrible idea.

      First off, it's not a horrible idea. Maybe find out why he is doing it and find out if he needs to keep doing it to achieve that. Perhaps look at it as an economic question. Is the cost justified?

      On the other hand, if he's happy, why worry? If he keeps bugging you to do the forum and you really don't want to ever do it, say so and tell him that continually asking you to do it shows that he isn't listening and is a bit offensive. Also understand that if he is really into it then it is an important part of his life, so listen politely when he talks about it, just as I listen to my dad when he talks about his cats. I really don't think you have too much to worry about, it isn't expensive when compared to gym membership or other activities.

      Freaking out and acting like it's a cult or stonewalling all talk of it is likely to have him thinking you don't get it and he'll be more concerend to correct your fears. Listening to him talk about this aspect of his life as you would other aspects of life puts the whole thing in the context of a normal relationship, and the sense of a normal relationship will free him up to see whether he needs to continue with it.

      It really isn't a cult as such. Emotionally vulnerable people can get a bit sucked in to it and create that perception, but if you just keep loving them and treat their choices with respect, or rather respect their choices, you free them up to get on with their lives and actually help remove the cult tag from otherwise really useful stuff.

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      I don't therefore I'm not.
    10. Re:Scientology is pervasive by Liberty+Fredericks · · Score: 1

      I've done a few of the Landmark courses, and my experiecne isn't anything like the wacky stuff I read here. There's no membership or group to join. They have courses that you take, mostly about making a difference in the world. And as I understand it, the whole connection between them and Scientology is pure urban legend. In the interest of balance, here's a site I found about what folks who do the Landmark courses do in the world. http://landmarkeducationnews.info/

    11. Re:Scientology is pervasive by networkassault · · Score: 1

      You know, I feel sorry for the Scientologists. As you may know, "Anonymous" is comprised of 4chan users, Ebaum's World users, and 420, 7, and 11chan users, the source of almost every meme on the net. They're going to get assaulted with the worst memes 4chan and Ebaum's World have to offer. Huge amounts of "I herd u liek Mudkip" and unlimited Rickrolls. The Scientologists use confusion as a vessle for brainwashing. The 4chaners are likely going to be able to get the Scientologists to horribly mutilate Tom Cruse. Should be good!

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      "I'm glad I'm going to die because, when I do, the world's gonna go to the dogs." -Me on aging and the next generation.
  30. They have NOT by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    misused copyright law in any way. They are using it in its true prearranged fashion. This is what copyright is for. This is the supreme, ne, the only reason for its existence. This is not an unintended effect. Please, try to see and think beyond the spin.

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    What?
    1. Re:They have NOT by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, they have abused copyright law many times.
      Copyright law was not intended to stop peple from expressing opinion, or from education.
      CoS has used it this way many times.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:They have NOT by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Scientology originated in the US. You might want to look up the US Constitution to see what the purpose of copyright actually is.

      It's so that authors' and artists' will create works that will enter the public domain to be freely seen and used by all. Copyright's purpose is to make artistic expression freely available, not hidden.

      If you don't want your words to be seen, don't write them down. If you don't want them heard, don't say them. Copyright is NOT there to keep your work a secret, despite what the MAFIAA organizations would have you believe (and it appears they have you believing it).

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    3. Re:They have NOT by JimDaGeek · · Score: 1

      ...the only reason for its existence.
      Huh? The only reason for copyright is to protect the crap spewed by some cult? Or to protect "religious" texts?

      Your freaking kidding right? Right?

      Copyright was made to allow cults to write crap, keep it hidden and then charge crazy money for it? Hmm? I don't remember reading that. Are you a scientology cult member?

      I thought I read somewhere that copyright was made to advance the arts, create incentive and enhance the public domain. How is anything the cult of scientology is doing, living up to the purpose of copyright?

      Go back an hold on to your tin-can meters and "clear" yourself of the body theatans that are attacking you. I see them now, all over you!!! OMG!!! Get them off!!!

      After you are "clear", I am sure you will be happy to pay to learn about Xenu/Xemu. I am mad at him too. But luckily we have OT's like Tom to use his super human powers to save us and especially to detox all the people at ground-zero during 9/11. Tom was able to use his super human powers to "will" the bad stuff away.

      I too am a high level OT, I am able to move things with my mind, implant my own reality into others and do many other wonders.

      Thankfully, Tom is an OT VIII, so his powers are immense!
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      General, you are listening to a machine! Do the world a favor and don't act like one.
  31. Prepare by dmsuperman · · Score: 1

    To arms! Man your battlestations! We must fight! We must WIN!

    Send luke to the dagobah system to retrieve Master Yoda.

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    :(){ :|:& };: Go!
  32. Should I be ashamed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is it wrong that the story's title alone gave me wood? I mean really now, who doesn't want this 'church' to fall into darkness and die a miserable death? I pray for the souls of the poor people that have been hornswaggled by the 'church'. And not in anyway overly Judeo-Christian, just, you know - 'Dear Space Pope, help these lost morons come to their senses...seriously... Lord Xenu? What kind of evil overlord is that. Morgoth, Palpatine, and Voldemorte: those names have staying power, a little Tabasco in their shorts . Xenu sounds like a new brand of toilet scrubbers. Amen.'

    1. Re:Should I be ashamed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on! That was a little funny, what with the reference to Futurama and mocking Xenu... Damn Scientologists modding my post down. Bastards, you'll rue the day!





      Go on, start ruing damn you!

  33. get ready ... by MadMagician · · Score: 1

    Prediction: Slashdot will be sued by Scientology within 24 hours.

  34. What is Anonymous? by k-zed · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Funny that the Slashdot comment page (at time of writing, at +3) doesn't even mention 4chan. (Reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob. I am the Clit Commander!)

    So, for whoever who has been living under a rock for the last N years:

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B/
    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous

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    1. Re:What is Anonymous? by Darkael · · Score: 1

      Ebaums did it

    2. Re:What is Anonymous? by Knara · · Score: 1

      It's likely that the article was specifically crafted to avoid mentioning 4chan.

    3. Re:What is Anonymous? by AB_Positive · · Score: 1

      exactly. 'cause 4chan had nothing to do with it. It was eBaum. fsck'n eBaum.

  35. On this day 22 years ago... by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

    LRH left this MEST world and went away for a while. Is he back yet?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard

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    Going on means going far
    Going far means returning
  36. Meanwhile back in the woods. by AndGodSed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ned:"Heya Ed, watcha doin?"
    Ed: "See that cave full of bears? I am pokin' em with a stick!"
    Ned:"OMG Ed, that's crazy!"
    Ed: "No worries! See I build a remote poking robot device that I am controlling via wires attached to this here laptop computer."
    Ned:"Uh Ed?"
    Ed: "Yeah?"
    Ned:"Can't they just follow the wire to where you are hiding?"

    1. Re:Meanwhile back in the woods. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Ned:"Can't they just follow the wire to where you are hiding?"
      Ed: "No, because I log into the robot from different devices everytime I issue a command." Also, since I only need to post and not get a responcesd I spoofed the IP and for good measure, the MAC."
      Ned:"Oh, well what about pattternss?"
      Ed: I occasionally mail people on the other cost the what I want the machine to do, they implement the commmands their ways, in fact I'm not even here."
      Ned: "Wha..hey where did you go?"

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    2. Re:Meanwhile back in the woods. by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Oblig. Jeff Foxworthy: "Famous last words: 'Hey Billybob, watch THIS!'"

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    3. Re:Meanwhile back in the woods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ed: No...they're fucking bears, dumbass.

  37. To paraphrase The Cramps by boristdog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "All Religions are Bad!"

    1. Re:To paraphrase The Cramps by kuruptacus · · Score: 0

      I just want me some bikini scientology chicks with machineguns!

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  38. crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now that Scientology knows they're going to go get dog curtains. DESU.

  39. Help me get this straight... by Churla · · Score: 1

    An organization wants to destroy a religion (i.e. preventing them from spreading their "faith") in the name of protecting free speech. Am I the only one seeing a problem with this logic?

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    1. Re:Help me get this straight... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just becuase it's a "religion" and I use that term loosely doesn't entilte it to special protection when it does wrong. Not everything has an inherent right to exist. In my human rights and international crimes class, our professor started class with a simple question. Does every culture have the right to be left alone free from outside influence? Of course we all said yes. We were all young college students, wide eyed and naive. He then said "Well what if that culture practices female genital mutilation?"

      You can not hide behind a religion or a cult and say it's our right, not when you hurt others or even you own members.

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    2. Re:Help me get this straight... by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Well to be clear...

      1) Their release claims the "...group intends to expel Scientology from the Internet." Not necessarily the same as destroying them.
      2) Scientology is not a religion--they're a cult with a known history of overt mind control, abuse, character assassination, and even killing. Such organisations don't warrant freedom of speech, other than to defend their actions in court.

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    3. Re:Help me get this straight... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      So when Scientology is afforded religious protection and classified as a religion by US policy pertaining to religious groups, it isn't a religion? I agree it's a cult, but then again, who is to say that Christianity isn't a cult either? Hell Christians claim Islam is a made-up cult... Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it isn't something that it clearly is.

    4. Re:Help me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He then said "Well what if that culture practices female genital mutilation?"

      So what if they do. It is their culture. They might have happily been doing it for centuries. If they think it is 'right', what the fuck gives YOU the right to say THEY shouldn't ? Let's all whine - I don't like it so they shouldn't do it.

      On the other hand, if they try and introduce the practice into your culture and you don't want it, then it is absolutely your right to stop them. Defend your culture and your rights. Or it should be. Unfortunately that no longer applies in this increasingly PC land where laws are passed to force us to embrace the insidious influx of their culturally abhorrent practices into ours.

    5. Re:Help me get this straight... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      So you are saying it's okay to mutilate a little girl who has no choice in the matter? I just want to make sure.

      "Do They Hear You When You Cry?" by Fauziya Kassindja with Layli Miller Bashir. Read it some day.

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    6. Re:Help me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.
      I'm saying you have no automatic right to interfere just because your culture thinks something is bad when, as in this case, theirs obviously doesn't. To them, you are the evil one and therefore have no moral high ground.

    7. Re:Help me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take an ethics course.

      And go to class.

      And pay attention.

      Thanks.

    8. Re:Help me get this straight... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      The Muslim faith has been associated with pedophilia, murder, torture, forced conversions, and a whole host of other bad acts.

      Not all of these were done thousands of years ago.

      The Catholic faith is clearly connected with pedophilia, child rape, torture, murder, incitement of violence, and a whole host of other bad acts. Some of these are going on right now.

      Do we see a tiny problem with religion in general? What is this about the pot and the kettle?

      I don't think it is a wise choice in the US today to be attacking a religion on any grounds whatsoever. Regardless of what you think the justification might be. There are no clean hands in this business.

    9. Re:Help me get this straight... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      We are currently leaving a culture alone that is responsible for female genital mutiliation and far, far worse. This culture seems to think that if they indoctrinate enough young people that life has no meaning other than to further the political ends of some radicals they will eventually win.

      Call them Democrats, Progressives or Islamists. All of them are programming young people and we're sitting by and letting them do it.

      You want to start judging religions by their beliefs and practices? Better get the big guns, because you're hunting for bear. Catholics and Muslims both have had obnoxious practices and beliefs, some of which persist today. Every religion has some that think it has no value and we would all be better off without it.

      Who's going to go first? Better, when do we stop?

  40. It's a money machine by JCSoRocks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ron Hubbard - the founder of Scientology - has been quoted as saying that if you want to get rich, you start a religion. ( http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/skeptic/start-a-religion-faq/ ) Well, that's what he did. You have to pay just to learn about it and the deeper you go, the more you spend. It's designed to dupe people into giving the Church of Scientology gobs of money. I truly feel sorry for anyone that's been sucked in by it. It's like believing that Star Wars is real (the movie, not the missile defense system...).

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    1. Re:It's a money machine by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't really know, but I sort of assume that with all the big names and big money in Scientology, that's at times it's less of a crazy cult and more of an exclusive club. While anyone with money can seemingly join, the key seems to be money. I doubt your $15,000 entry fee is only getting you classes in "feeling good". You're likely invited to hobnob at parties with the Cruises and Travoltas of the world, play golf on well-watered lawns, get cheap tickets to UFC, etc etc.

      Again, not sure at all if that's true, never heard anything about it. But it seems likely to me. I give it 80/20. ;-)

    2. Re:It's a money machine by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, the bulk of the Scientology membership, even those who pay hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years to reach higher levels, is kept separate from the Celebrity Center.

    3. Re:It's a money machine by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 1

      It's like believing that Star Wars is real (the movie, not the missile defense system...).

      Hardly. It's true the L. Ron Hubbard was a sci-fi author. But he was no where near in the same league of writing skills as George Lucas. Star Wars might be a bit cheesy and corny. but it's watchable. We're talking about the pulp-rag guy that gave the world Battlefield Earth!! Do not compare the rabid dribblings of this self-confessed opium addict to the work of George Lucas!!

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    4. Re:It's a money machine by dprovine · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ron Hubbard - the founder of Scientology - has been quoted as saying that if you want to get rich, you start a religion.

      Well, it's worked for Steve Jobs . . .

    5. Re:It's a money machine by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      If you believe that Star Wars (the missile defense system) is actually a working system, then you are, by definition, a member of a cult.

    6. Re:It's a money machine by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      It's like believing that Star Wars is real (the movie, not the missile defense system...)
      Well of course you don't mean the missile defense system. That'd just be crazy.

    7. Re:It's a money machine by tesseractor · · Score: 1

      It's like believing that Star Wars is real Of course it's real. It says right at the beginning of the documentary, "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."
    8. Re:It's a money machine by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I originally had that as part of my post but I was trying to stay on-topic... guess my attempts were foiled.

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    9. Re:It's a money machine by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      Scientologists believe that space dramas are our thetans retelling all their true stories.

      So Scientologists do believe Star Wars is real. They love Star Trek and you will find many Star Trek minor role actors and extras are Scientologists.

      They believe that crap.

    10. Re:It's a money machine by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      You sir, have made me very sad. And ruined Star Trek for me.

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    11. Re:It's a money machine by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      Pal, don't sweat it. So some people are more into it than others. Star Trek is still interesting and better than the other crap out there. Just laugh a little when the show stretches suspension of belief.

      There is nothing good out there that some total bastard doesn't also like. Tom Cruise also liked Nicole Kidman, for example.

    12. Re:It's a money machine by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I know someone who *witnessed* the "bar bet" (mentioned in the FAQ) being made, by LRH to two other SF authors (tho I don't recall who they were). Of course this is still "hearsay" but considering its congruence with all the positively known facts about LRH, it's good enough for me.

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  41. More Interesting... by Morosoph · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Is how the mainstream media really don't want to give him any coverage. It's easy to put it down to interests, but I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that it's because his popularity has little to do with them.

    Where, after all, is the media trail of his development? From the newspaper's perspective, Ron Paul is one big discontinuity.

    1. Re:More Interesting... by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 5, Funny
      I always respond in the same way to people who think there is some vast conspiracy against Ron Paul.

      Is there a conspiracy against Ron Paul?

      Yes. A large group in the US has decided to block his rise to power, since his policies would grievously threaten their interests. Little is known about this shadowy organisation beyond its name - 'The Voting Public'.

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    2. Re:More Interesting... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's oddest about the media's lack of coverage, is the fact that the only bumper stickers and yard signs I see here in Springfield are Ron Paul signs.

      It appears that the corporates are trying to spray Roundup on the grass roots, or at least keep them covered up in hopes that lack of sunshine will make them die.

      Any candidate that the corporate media is afraid oof is a candidate that gets my vote. I don't expect to see him get nominated, but I plan on voting for Paul in the primaries anyway. Then I'll either vote Green or Libertarian in the general election.

      IMO corporatism is a threat to capitalism AND freedom. I do not welcome our corporate overlords.

      -mcgrew

      OT but if anybody wants to downmod me, this is the best time to do it. Try "flamebait" because I'm in a really bad mood today.

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    3. Re:More Interesting... by 8ball629 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't read that without hearing the A-Team theme in the background.

    4. Re:More Interesting... by geekoid · · Score: 0

      The media isn't afraid of him. He is a wacko Republican who thinks his religious views trump the constitution and continuously votes against women.

      If he had a chance in hell, he would get coverage. Ron Paul followers ahve a tendency to be a little more zealous then other. I don't support him, but I don't ahve a sign in my front yard saying who I do support.

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    5. Re:More Interesting... by Vertigo+Acid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any candidate that the corporate media is afraid oof is a candidate that gets my vote. I don't expect to see him get nominated, but I plan on voting for Paul in the primaries anyway. Then I'll either vote Green or Libertarian in the general election.
      That's like saying you'll either vote for a neo-conservative or a classical liberal. They're diametrically opposed! If you're anti-corporate, why would you ever vote for a Libertarian?
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    6. Re:More Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks God some clarity of mind!!!
      But be careful, Ron Paul's storm-troopers are worse than an upset Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa...
      They put Scientologists on shame with their Nazi opinion suppressing tactics.

    7. Re:More Interesting... by runderwo · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yes. A large group in the US has decided to block his rise to power, since his policies would grievously threaten their interests. Little is known about this shadowy organisation beyond its name - 'The Voting Public'.
      Yeah, except if you actually go knock on doors or make phone calls, maybe 1 out of 10 people has even heard of him, and all they know is the televised smear campaign (which, thankfully, most average people are skeptical of from the start). It seems to me if there is something that stands in the way of his campaign for restoring lost freedom and a sound economy, it is not the voting public. If not the media, it's the non-voting public that don't value freedom, don't value the Republic, and settle for whatever they get, as long as they don't have to bother to go vote.
    8. Re:More Interesting... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      and now, neither can I.
      Thanks!

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    9. Re:More Interesting... by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If not the media, it's the non-voting public that don't value freedom, don't value the Republic, and settle for whatever they get, as long as they don't have to bother to go vote.

      Umm, I vote, and I do value the Republic and freedom, I just happen to disagree with Ron Paul. For that "crime" I've been vilified by Ron Paul supporters (both online and local), called everything from a "sheep" to a "fascist".

      Newsflash: Just because we don't embrace 100% of the libertarian platform doesn't mean that we don't believe in freedom. Ron Paul is doing us a favor by putting his ideas out there for the public debate but he has zero chance of winning the election. Blame the media for that all you want but at the end of the day one has to ask himself if the American people are really ready to embrace his ideas.

      There was a reason why we got away from the gold standard and laissez-faire economics to begin with. I love him for his positions on civil liberties but the 19th century called -- they want their economic policy back.

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    10. Re:More Interesting... by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh...now you've got me thinking about thinking, and I've Lost The Game! I was doing so well, too...

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    11. Re:More Interesting... by sporkme · · Score: 1

      Dammit, now I have lost The Game too.

    12. Re:More Interesting... by Peter+Nikolic · · Score: 0

      have you not realised yet all religoens (SP and whats more i aint bothered) are the NAZI MINORITY attempting to control the Majority Karma bite my shiny metal ass at least i ant afraid of speaking my mind unlike some well lots of SHEEP out there (Score:100) totally freakin brilliant and not afraid of braggin about it gorw up people !!

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    13. Re:More Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to prove his point, whomever modded him overrated.

    14. Re:More Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... that reminds me of that hidden group that opposes linux...

      "The computer users"

    15. Re:More Interesting... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Actually he was on the radio the other morning, one of those via satellite and trying to impersonate a station with local programming, so I'd expect that the "Bob and Lorie show" got heard a little wider than just our little town.

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    16. Re:More Interesting... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I think we'll see Ron Paul on the ticket as a libertarian come election time; and from what I know of him He's pretty literal about the constition, they nick named him Dr. No in congress.

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    17. Re:More Interesting... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      There was a reason why we got away from ... laissez-faire economics to begin with.

      And the reason was: because socialist ideas somehow became very popular. Of course, that shit went catastrophically belly-up when they tried it to its full extent. Which shows we need to go back to laissez-faire!
    18. Re:More Interesting... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I haven't heard a peep from him about religion. Are you confusing him with Mike Huckabee? Huckabee's the bible thumper, Paul's the one trumpeting the constitution and the liberty it used to stand for.

      If he had a chance in hell, he would get coverage

      That's even funnier. Remember Ralph Nader's Prseidential candidacy? The Green Party wasn't on the ballot in enough states to win th ePresidency even if they won every single state they were on the ballot in, while the Libertarians were on the ballot in all but one state. The media slobbered all over Nader, and didn't give so much as a peep to the Libertarian, who garnered 10% in Illinois (now they're a "real" party here).

      As far as yard signs, in the last local election judging from signs alone you would think that my alderman, Mahoney* would have lost by a landslide, but he won the election by a two to one margin.

      *(anybody old enough to remember Jerry Mahoney? Well this IS Springfield)

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    19. Re:More Interesting... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The media isn't afraid of him. He is a wacko Republican who thinks his religious views trump the constitution and continuously votes against women. Explain how he "continuously votes against women." Do you have any backing for that particular rhetoric other than his opposition to abortion? Because that's a non-issue (and an idealogical equivocation). Think about it. We've spent 8 years with the most insane religious nutbar in the white house who would probably advocate abortion clinic bombings... and yet, somehow, abortion is still legal.

    20. Re:More Interesting... by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you're anti-corporate, why would you ever vote for a Libertarian?

      Because I'm not a single issue voter. If you've ever seen my journals you would know that I like pot and hookers, and the Libertarians want to legalize them both. They wouldn't, of course, be able to manage that unless they somehow got control of the House and Senate.

      The biggest reason I'd like to see a Libertarian in the White House is because he would veto, veto, and veto some more. The President doesn't write the laws, he vetos them when he can, and must enforce them when he can't. And IMO we have way, way too many laws.

      The law I'd like to see is one that gives term limits to laws; unless reenacted, all laws would expire after a ten year period. Do we really need to protect sugar farmers form their South American competetion?

      The party I'd like to see doesn't exist. It would be a social libertarian party that understood that government's prime purpose is to protect me from you, not to protect the corporations from customers, voters, and environmental laws. It would be pro-osha, drug-neutral, and antiNannyState.

      When I was a young man the only corporation I was against was the one that killed my grandfather (that was 1959 and I still refuse to buy Purina products). Perhaps being young made me naive (actually in retrospect I'm sure that was the case), but it didn't seem like corporations were all run by murderous theiving sociopaths like today's corporations are.

      When I speak of "murderous theiving sociopaths" I speak of Ford and the exploding Pintos and crown victorias, the Firestone SUV rollovers, Microsoft's business practices, Ty's refusal to take lead tainted toys off of Illinois shelves despite our consumer protection laws, Sony's rootkit, Alpo's poison Chinese dog and cat food, Mattell's poison Chinese toys... the list is endless.

      In fact, if I had my way most CEOs would be facing trial for negligent homicide amd Grand Theift.

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    21. Re:More Interesting... by bwd234 · · Score: 1

      Damn I wish I had some mod points! I am in total agreement with everything you said. Too bad most people don't think that way!

    22. Re:More Interesting... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Ha HA! Large group... voting public? Stop, my side hurts.

    23. Re:More Interesting... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      The problem is Ron Paul isn't yet desperate enough for help, and doesn't know where to find them.

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    24. Re:More Interesting... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't embrace 100% of ANY platform I've ever seen.

      I'm pro-immigration, as opposed to Ron Paul. Yes, they may have gotten here and be working here illegally, but as it is, they aren't paying taxes, either, so your choice is spend billions on building a wall and kicking them out just to have them dig a new tunnel to get back in, or making them taxpayers and accept them in.

      I'm also pro-abortion to an extent - the day after pill=good, partial term abortion=bad, so at odds with Ron, the Republicans, the Catholics, and everyone else that believe life begins at conception - to be quite honest, life begins before conception and most of those cells die anyway, so IMO, they should draw a realistic line (heartbeat, brain development, etc). If your or your doctor's religious beliefs oppose them, great - either don't get one or find a different doctor.

      I'm pro-net neutrality to an extent (unlike Ron) - I'm not opposed to businesses like Comcast building a separate piggy-back network and running their own content as long as they don't selectively throttle internet traffic in so doing - call it net neutrality with a pro business flair.

      I'm small government and anti-universal health care, so at odds with the Democrats.

      I'm pro-drug/individual rights, so on the same side as the Greens and Libertarians, but at odds with everyone else. I think prescription healthcare needs a serious reform and the war against drugs needs to end. I'm at odds with Dems, Republicans, and drug dealers (for devaluing their trade), so fat chance of that ever happening.

      I don't give a rat's ass about gun policy - legalize them all or make em all illegal - I don't care.

      The war in Iraq? Justified during the Reagan administration (for known attacks on Halabja and other villages using VX, Tabun, and Sarin nerve agents in 1988 and soviet-style purges), and should have had an international task force from the United Nations, not a US invasion. Oh, but they were ALLIES with us back then, fighting the EVIL Iran, so we couldn't let that happen. The US had no business invading without UN backing and Iraq had been complying with US orders, but I think Bush got a bit pissy because Iraq kept shooting at our jets that were patrolling their skies.

      The gold standard was, in fact, being used well into the 20th century - until 1976 in some countries. At some point, however, the resource begins to limit the economy and you need to keep large stockpiles of that commodity just in case someone wants to cash in (e.g. Fort Knox). The reason the gold standard ended in 1971 was because some countries like France wanted us to repay our debts in gold and Nixon didn't want to give it to them. Put in perspective today, a country (the US) that is massively in debt wants to tie its currency to gold, meaning they have to stockpile gold to pay their debt - how the HELL are they going to get it? fiat currency? The other option is mine it, but that means buying mines and hiring workers and basically creating another big-government bureaucratic monopoly (hi postal system - we still love you!). Gold standard years also typically had a higher level of unemployment than afterward, meaning there'd be less fiat currency (in taxes) to buy gold, as well.

    25. Re:More Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... why do you hate freedom you fascist sheep? What was so bad about the economy in the 19th century? ;)

    26. Re:More Interesting... by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      A larger group thus far has tried to block Giuliani's rise to power, yet he is still in the limelight. Paul has had around 45,000 more votes in the primaries than has Giuliani. He was second in Nevada, yet some major news outlets did not include him in their results at all. It's not a vast conspiracy, but it is poor reporting.

    27. Re:More Interesting... by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're anti-corporate, why would you ever vote for a Libertarian?

      Well, the Democrats and Republicans both pass laws written by various corporate interests and vote for massive corporate welfare. So our current situation with either/both of those parties in power is one where the government uses it's large amount of power to rob me to give handouts to various already profitable multinational corporations and pass laws to fuck me at the behest and to the benefit of said multinationals.
      Now occasionally, Congress passes laws they claim are designed to reign in the abuses committed by these corps, but they don't really work out that way.

      So even if the Libertarian boogie man were completely accurate and they banned all restrictions on corporate behavior, while removing their ability to use the government against me, I'd still consider that a step up from where we are now.

      Given how deeply in debt we are and how quickly we're losing the edge we used to have, I can't help but think that both the Republicans and the Democrats aren't just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, they're ordering new top of the line upholstery and sticking me with the bill.

      So really, if you're gung ho pro corporate welfare, then either the Democrats or the Republicans are good choices with the edge obviously going to the Republicans. Heck, even the Greens are pro corporate so long as the corporation is pimping "green" products.

      That's basically why I vote Libertarian. I'm not "anti-corporate", but I am anti the abuses so many of them spend so much time bribing my representatives to implement. Given that, really my only choices are the Libertarians or the Communists ;-)

      I'm not even an ideologically pure Libertarian by any stretch of the imagination. I just think somebody needs to slow this crazy train down and give everybody a slap in the face with reality and nobody else seems to be anywhere in that ballpark. The major party candidates pretty much just seem to be trying to out crazy each other and keep ignoring reality.

    28. Re:More Interesting... by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Informative
      There was a reason why we got away from the gold standard

      Yeah, so politicians can degrade the currency. You can look it up - the price level in the US from 1800 to 1912 fell by 50%. Then, they created the Federal Reserve system in 1913. Since then, the price level has gone up 2000%. And the people this hurts most are usually older people living on a fixed income.

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    29. Re:More Interesting... by LKM · · Score: 1

      So Ron Paul is against abortion? I know little of American politics, but how can a candidate be the posterchild for individual freedom, and then be against abortion?

    30. Re:More Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more like all the insightful/positive underground rap music... some of them are very talented but they all think for themselves and there's nothing in it for the media/corporations.

    31. Re:More Interesting... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      he's a medical doctor and performed at least one partial birth abortion before it was banned, as I recall, so has a strong opinion against it. Abortion is a touchy issue in the states - when is it life, and thereby, when is it murder?

    32. Re:More Interesting... by aqk · · Score: 1

      'The Voting Public'. ???

      Truly a shadowy organization! (At least in the US)

      What is it- about 40% of the population?


    33. Re:More Interesting... by mabu · · Score: 1

      So how much gold do YOU have? If we moved over to the gold standard, would you be more or less rich? Oh wait, you think you'll be allowed to exchange your dollars for gold? Really? How many dollars per ounce of gold? Oh gold is at ~$800/oz so you think that's what you'd be trading at? Are you serious? Do you have any idea how much virtual "dollars" there are in circulation and what the price of gold would go to if there was ANY realistic talk of moving to a gold standard? You need to learn a little more about the monetary system before you start jumping on Ron Paul's goofy gold standard bandwagon. It makes about as much sense as any of his other fundy libertarian rantings. Seriously. Do your research. Ask yourself if we abolished half the government agencies Ron Paul proposes, what that would do to society? Ask yourself if you REALLY, HONESTLY believe that privatizing everything in creation would result in better, more efficient service? Seriously? Think about it.

      I appreciate Ron Paul's attention and respect for the Constitution, but that doesn't mean I can forgive the fact that he's a raving nutty, fundamentalist, evangelical who believes the earth is 6000 years old. We already tried a fundy evangelical in the white house who slid into power by hoodwinking single-issue voters once. We don't need it again.

      If you're going to look into Ron Paul, look into all of him. Not just the romantic idea that he thinks pot should be legal and nobody should pay taxes. Look at whether he could get anything done; whether his ideology can become dangerous (like it has with Bush) and whether or not his ideas make sense. Aside from a few abstract, conceptual notions such as Constitutionalism, most everything else he suggests is wildly unrealistic. The guy has no plan, only a few buttons that seem to give his supporters instant hardons.

    34. Re:More Interesting... by zerkon · · Score: 1

      So how much gold do YOU have?
      about 500, I'm saving up for my flying mount
    35. Re:More Interesting... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Well, after yesterday's move over $900, I and my family have approximately $300,000 Cdn in gold and gold shares. (I buy the metal through the ETF that holds actual bullion.) And, as I've pointed out repeatedly here, from 1800 to 1912, the price level in US under a gold standard for the most part FELL by almost 50%. That rewards savers, as their purchasing power grows each year.

      Then, in 1913, you got the Federal Reserve. Since then, the price level has risen by 20 times (that's 2000%, in case you're mathematically challenged). I did tax returns for farmers' widows in the late 70's; they were living in penury because the lousy 4% their bonds were paying them - which offered them a fairly good standard of living in the late 60's - had fallen by almost 50% in real terms.

      Or you could study Great Britain, which had tremendous price stability from Waterloo until the start of WWI. A 2 cent stamp in 1810 was still 2 cents in 1910. How many times has the price of postage been raised in the last 30 years?

      You want me to study history? You should do the same. From John Law's France to the Continental Congress to the Confederate States to Weimar Germany to Zimbabwe today - history is rife with examples of paper money not backed by some commodity eventually becoming worthless. And the US dollar is well on its way.

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  42. this should definately not stop with scientology by EZReady · · Score: 0

    If they're going to go an declare ware on scientology the might as well declare war on those stupid parody movies of other movies, and people famous for being famous.

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  43. I have some dirt on Scientology here: by tak+amalak · · Score: 5, Funny

    [This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International.]

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    1. Re:I have some dirt on Scientology here: by somersault · · Score: 1

      I really can't wait for CSI: Deep South! :) The Church of Scientology International is on the warpath against all those crazy religious types, it's beautiful to watch those guys work their carefully reasoned and politically correct interests into mainstream thought, spreading their love and wisdom to the heathen scum.

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    2. Re:I have some dirt on Scientology here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Xebus is actually an giant, intergalactic Waldorf salad.
      Now, that can't possibly be true. If someone actually believed that and it got posted on the internet, they'd get it taken down or else no one would take them seriously.
    3. Re:I have some dirt on Scientology here: by Kinnaird · · Score: 1

      Lieontology.

  44. Ebaums did it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ebaums World has been doing this since 1-18-08. Surprised that slashdot just now picked it up. I figured /. was scared after Scientolgy crammed the hot hard one up them the last time...

  45. Re:It's not a church... But the Salvation Army IS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but the Salvation Army is a Church.

    It is a fundamental sect of Christianity, with an accesible set of teachings that are in line with many other fundamentalist Christians.

    Just because most people don't know its a church, thinking it a charity organization, does not change that.

    Note fundamentalist does not mean conservative, reactionary, or secretive (although those do apply to many fundamentalists)
    Fundamentalists believe the Bible is the Revealed Word of God, thats it. Different fundamentalists pick different parts of the Bible to emphasise, which is why many of them are a little loopy.

    The Salvation Army is NOT a uniformed army. The church hierarchy has modeled itself after a military organization, but they do NOT train for physical confrontation.

    I am not a Salvation Army member (nor even actually a Christian), but I did marry one.

  46. Effectual? Irrelevant. by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Granted, this e-hissy from Anonymous is unlikely to take down the cult or even deal it serious damage, but it does serve to highlight how the traditional big media outlets have been legally hogtied.

    Our usual media sources can't report on allegations of abuse because they've been very effectively muzzled by CSI hyper-litigation. They try to keep this fact close to the vest, but Anonymous' efforts are making it plain for all to see. This is a valuable service.

    Also, any organization that exploits copyright law in order to silence critics should get a kick in the shins, even if that's all it amounts to. It's still a potent message: "We don't condone gag orders, and we'll fight back however we can, even if it is a David versus Goliath situation."

    Glib as it may sound, raising awareness is key here. And an end unto itself.

    Yours,
    Cheeseburger Brown
    Suppressive and Proud

  47. Handy Latian by techpawn · · Score: 1

    Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione

    They asked me to take the "test" and I said "No thank you Meat Puppet! I'm not interested in a cult started by a sci-fi writer..." and kept walking.

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  48. Scientology is a front... by EB+FE · · Score: 1

    for the Evangelicals! It's so obvious. They needed to make an extremely offensive and stupid religion to draw headlines away from Evangelical growth and power. What better name to offend science-minded intelligent people than Scientology? The use of most of the word "science" in the name is bound to offend everyone who knows Scientology is far from scientific.

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  49. how moronic by moracity · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "In the statement, the group explained their goal as safeguarding the right to freedom of speech."

    And they plan to accomplish this by suppressing the free speech that the Church of Scientology is entitled to?? How enlightened they are and what an embarrassment to people who REALLY fight for freedom.

    Just because you don't agree with something, you don't have a right to suppress it. I hear sound bites all the time of Democrat politicians spouting this , but their actions are consistently in conflict with this message. Both parties are equally guilty of groupthink.

    Suppressing Scientology is no different the the Chinese government suppressing and killing Christians. My guess is that this is a dry run and that Christianity is next on the list. Being an independent agnostic, I personally think there is no general difference between Scientology, Christianity, or Islam. I think it amusing how unabashedly anxious they are to suppress and/or conquer each other.

    1. Re:how moronic by geekoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Suppressing Scientology is no different the the Chinese government suppressing and killing Christians. "

      Not really. Freedom of speech does not entitle you to harass other people and unlawfully accuse them of crimes.

      "My guess is that this is a dry run and that Christianity is next on the list. "

      OK, you just slipped into paranoid fantasy land.

      Scientology is a cult created from a bet, continued as a tax dodge.

      More importantly, they harass people, threaten people, follow people, lie to people, lie to the courts, abuse the legal system.

      Funny enough they paid taxes for 25 years because they are a commercial enterprise. Only after harassing IRS employees, and getting some into their cult did they get tax exempt status. At the time, it was very shocking to tax experts since every court had back the IRS decision not to give them exempt status. that was 1993, if I am not mistaken.

      Yeah, I have watched this organization for years. I have family who new Hubbard pretty well. Until his power slipped and he wasn't allowed to see them anymore.

      You know what? I can go to any church or synagogue learn their religion and then leave without any problems, not so with the CoS.
      Religions are a waste of time and resources, but I wouldn't stop someone from worshiping, OTOH I wouldn't stop someone from exposing the truth.

      Religion is like masturbation; I know people do it, but I don't want to hear about it.

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    2. Re:how moronic by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they have every interest in encouraging Scientologists to shout their scriptures from the rooftops.

    3. Re:how moronic by Samster33 · · Score: 1

      "And they plan to accomplish this by suppressing the free speech that the Church of Scientology is entitled to?? How enlightened they are and what an embarrassment to people who REALLY fight for freedom."

      Anon isn't fighting the CoS and attempting to suppress their free speech simply because it is a cult (although that IS part of the reason I'm sure). They are fighting the CoS because it was the CoS who struck first with all those crazy lawsuits, cease and desists, harassments, etc. Anon is technically reacting in this case.

      As others have said before in this thread, two wrongs don't make a right.

    4. Re:how moronic by Tom · · Score: 1

      "Suppressing Scientology is no different the the Chinese government suppressing and killing Christians. "

      Not really. Freedom of speech does not entitle you to harass other people and unlawfully accuse them of crimes. So true. But where do the chinese figure in there?
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    5. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know what? I can go to any church or synagogue learn their religion and then leave without any problems, not so with the CoS.

      Except for that whole radical Islam movement where they kill you if you try to leave.
    6. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology is a cult created from a bet, continued as a tax dodge.

      More importantly, they harass people, threaten people, follow people, lie to people, lie to the courts, abuse the legal system. I'd say any church is a "tax dodge", or does YOUR religion receive exempt status because its the only truth?

      How many wars still continue today based on religion? Yet we still classify it as religion, don't we?

      Disclaimer: I'm agnostic, this point of view is just outside looking in. My personal belief is that beliefs, ideas, theories should be FREE. Idols, statues, churches, etc. are just a waste of time, money, effort.
    7. Re:how moronic by apt142 · · Score: 1

      I think we can safely say that Radical Islam is a more serious issue than Scientology. It probably deserves the title of religion less than Scientology.

    8. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people forget that the CoS has done its part in attacking free speech on the Internet...How many here remember the fate of the remailer 'anon.penet.fi,' which was shut down via CoS litigation:

      "In September 1996, an anonymous user posted the confidential writings of the Church of Scientology through the Penet remailer. The Church once again demanded that Julf turn over the identity of one of its users, claiming that the poster had infringed the Church's copyright on the confidential material. The Church was successful in finding the originating e-mail address of the posting before Penet remailed it, but it turned out to be another anonymous remailer: the alpha.c2.org nymserver, a more advanced and more secure remailer which didn't keep a mapping of e-mail addresses that could be subpoenaed.

      Facing multiple criticism and attacks, and unable to guarantee the anonymity of Penet users, Julf shut down the remailer in September of 1996"

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penet_remailer

      The Church of Scientology must be destroyed, as its policies are antithetical to a free society.

    9. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. Why shouldn't christianity, islam, judaism, etc all be on the list? They're all just as fake and made up. We'd all be better off if they didn't exist and there'd be a lot more free time in the day for, I dunno, hanging out with friends and enjoying the only life we get.

    10. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they plan to accomplish this by suppressing the free speech that the Church of Scientology is entitled to?? How enlightened they are and what an embarrassment to people who REALLY fight for freedom. This is actually a valid point. While I object to the actions of the CoS, their Fair Game policy, their Introspection Rundown, their training their reps to lie (TR-L), their policy to stalk and harass others , and their policy to remove anyone from psyche medication which has lead to at least a few deaths, actions by Anonymous are a form of terrorism.

      Suppressing Scientology is no different the the Chinese government suppressing and killing Christians This is NOT a valid point. Actions of a group to DDoS websites does not equal killing and suppressing individuals.

      I personally think there is no general difference between Scientology, Christianity, or Islam There is a big difference. Christianity and Islam cross cultural boundaries. Scientology is a new fangled cult which was originally designed to be a form of self help, which failed peer review, so L.Ron made it into a religion.

      Check out www.xenu.net and www.xenutv.com and http://xenutv.wordpress.com/

    11. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally think there is no general difference between Scientology, Christianity, or Islam. I think it amusing how unabashedly anxious they are to suppress and/or conquer each other. With Christianity and Islam, or any of the major world religions, the churches/temples/mosques are pretty open door. In CoS you have to spend at least $150,000 to get the story that all your problems are a result of Xenu resolving his over population problem by sending frozen aliens to earth and blowing them up with H-bombs. $300,000 minimum is required to reach their top level where you become an uberman.

      It's one thing for an American to use the Nazi comparison, but when German citizens call them Nazis, there really is a problem.

      You don't have to spend any money to find out that Jesus was the son of god, whose mother was a virgin, got nailed to wood, died, and became a zombie.
    12. Re:how moronic by Invidious · · Score: 1

      I'd say any church is a "tax dodge", or does YOUR religion receive exempt status because its the only truth?

      Most churches aren't set up as money-making ventures. Most churches do considerable charity work. Most churches don't resort to infiltration of government offices, and get convicted of Breach of the Public Trust. Most churches don't give commissions on sales of lessons in the church to those who manage to sell them. Most churches don't engage in agressive brain-washing tactics. (Yeah, someone's gonna argue with me on this, but there's a world of difference between cult brainwashing and being brought up Catholic, at least in most places. Now, some of the Baptist sects...)

    13. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? I can go to any church or synagogue learn their religion and then leave without any problems, not so with the CoS. Except for that whole radical Islam movement where they kill you if you try to leave. So John Walker Lindh might not have had a choice when he "fought" with the Taliban? (Well, he could have chosen death.)
    14. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't christianity, islam, judaism, etc all be on the list? They're all just as fake and made up. But with all three, they are pretty damned upfront about their beliefs. All three have their sacred texts which use simple narratives to help identify with a central being. Christianity is among the most wordy at about 750,000 words.

      LRH write and spoke 40 million words on Scientology. You have to spend at least $150,000 to reach OT III, at least $300,000 to reach OT VII.
    15. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most churches aren't set up as money-making ventures. Most churches do considerable charity work. Most churches don't resort to infiltration of government offices,
      You had been brainwashed, my poor friend...
    16. Re:how moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion is like masturbation; I know people do it, but I don't want to hear about it. Except when they're female and hot
  50. Anniversary post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny an article about scientology on the anniversary of L Ron Hubbard's death.

    1. Re:Anniversary post? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And a Happy Dead Hubbard Day to you too!

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  51. missing slashdot history by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1
    I find it sad that in the article from the "had interactions with Scientology" link there is a link to "this specific comment" where the article states:

    "In its place we are putting non-copyrighted text: Links to websites about the church of Scientology, as well as links to how you can contact your congressman about the DMCA. Thanks a lot to Jamie for putting this together."

    Sadly this little piece of Slashdot history appears not to be there any more...
    1. Re:missing slashdot history by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      The comment might be, but the whole slashdot discussion about the retraction is still there.

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/03/16/1256226&tid=153

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    2. Re:missing slashdot history by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      god i am thick sometimes.
      I really should have read the fekkin summary.

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  52. The way to Destroy Scientology by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    If to get about a million people to join all at once and then when the muckey mucks are not around you really mess up the place. I could see at a Scientology meeting you have 300 people 2/3 who are plants, when the rest want to do somethign evil like harass someone, you would then have 2/3rds stand up and say, HELL NO WE AINT GONNA BE ASSHOLES! You can join without paying just tell them that the other churches don't require you paty and demand that they let you into their churches because if you are dressed nicely I have yet to see a church kick you out if you go in, sit down and behave civily. Plus regular churches don't charge you for services, yes they pass around the collections plate but you don't have to put anything on it.

    Basically, just kill their silly little cult with a nationwide flash mob of epic proportions.

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  53. Definition of cult by Nathan+Cassano · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The definition of a cult is quite simple. A cult hides it's core beliefs from it's members a religion does not.

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    1. Re:Definition of cult by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "The definition of a cult is quite simple. A cult poorly hides it's core beliefs from it's members a religion does not."

      sorry, fixed that typo for you.

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    2. Re:Definition of cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Connotatively, maybe. But the real definition of a cult is religion that is not popular, yet. Christianity was, at one time, a cult.

    3. Re:Definition of cult by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      A cult hides it's core beliefs from it's members a religion does not.
      That's not one of the usual standards people use, but I like it. It's nicely objective.

    4. Re:Definition of cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fix yourself a cup of STFU. Use your own words if you have something to say, you troglodyte.

  54. Nothing Wrong with These Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let people practice whatever they want. But the public has the right to inform people of the pros and cons of any organization. I am not a fan of censoring views on stuff.

    1. Re:Nothing Wrong with These Guys by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with these guys? You did see Tom Cruise in those videos, right?

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  55. In other news... by X3J11 · · Score: 1

    ... lolcats around the world are rising against their Camera Wielding Overlords, demanding higher grade catnip at reasonable prices.

    How can anyone take a bunch of young Interweb addicts who spend hours mashing their F5 key seriously? Not that I'm speaking from experience here, I'm just guessing that about that. Honestly.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really have no clue.

      PROTIP: most of these people are in fact adults, pretending to be stupid.
      Thats how the "lolcats" (stupid name given by idiots on other sites) came to be.

      Although in saying that, recently, most of the chans have been infected by actual stupid kids.
      By doing these raids, hopefully the stupid kids will actually get fucked up by the law, then we win.

      (lol, "hacked" captcha, good god)

    2. Re:In other news... by unixfan · · Score: 1

      I've never been on the receiving end of being sued by the church, and there certanly has been a lot of people who have sounded like rabid dogs spouting the most outragous stuff, nonstop, on how wrong the church was in doing something. [Like the old ARS (or something like that) newsgroup]. The sheer volume seems to indicate they have no life whatsoever and this is what they spend their time doing. CoS is a popular target because 1) they are quite different and 2) they have stopped other people (who to me sounded like those same rabid people) from spreading what they (CoS) said were lies about them, and in turn the people claimed they were wronged by the church.

      A few times over the years I did follow up and looked at the public facts, which supported the CoS attempt to simply defend themselves not from being criticized, but really attacked with pretty nasty lies. Living in LA I had the opportunity to attend one of their court cases (having always been curious about the church's ideals). Not to say that I know all about these cases, but what was being presented in court.

      At the same time I'm sure the church must have had their share of nuts who managed to reach positions they shouldn't have, which allowed them to do things they should not have done. Most organizations seem to have had their share.

      My dad was a Catholic and my mom a Protestant. They raised me as a Catholic and I took communion at the age of 12. I married a Jewish woman and have known people from all sorts of religions. Having lived all over the world I've met nuts and really good people from all religions and walks of life. You always have some people who seem to fester on wounds. They have no interest in truth or helping anyone; they seem to live only on raising trouble. My mother-in-law was a bit like that. Did not have a job, lived on money from her dead husband. She would come up with fantistic stories to fill her life.

      Again not being a specialist in the facts behind these lawsuits, where a paralegal would probably be the ideal person to talk to, I really wonder what the truth is behind them. /. certainly is not a reliable place to find facts, nor are some of these places (mentioned in earlier posts), as many really sound like a bunch of unemployed people spreading rumors, like my mother-in-law.

      I've also been in positions a couple of times where I stood up defending the rightous publicly and ended up with egg on my face because it turned out I had bought lies from the "rightous". Which is pretty embarrasing.

      If the church is really violating our rights through the courts, would they or their lawyers not be slapped by the judge? I've seen the church get slapped a couple of times but then Supreme courts have overturned them.

      In short I don't publicly cry "foul!" anymore before having checked the facts myself. Though I may do so in private, but at least I don't end up with "public egg face"! :)

  56. Re:Anonymous? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather lose the van than be submitted to their recruiting practices.

  57. Welcome to the First Church of Applientology! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    War's all well and good, but if they destroy Applientology, who takes care of "Bob"?

  58. Here comes the obvious by palpatine · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our Anonymous overlords.

  59. Please read the U.S. Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Only the government can violate someone's freedom of speech.

    Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. By definition, a private institution, whether a church or business, cannot violate freedom of speech. A private institution can put any restrictions they want on an individual, but they do not have the ability to enforce it with law or force. They can make you sign a contract that limits or restricts what someone can say, but the person has to agree and sign. And the contract can only have civil penalties (being fired, fines, etc.) and not criminal ones. And an easy way to avoid this is to not sign the contract. But people really seem to think that they are entitled to have their cake and eat it, too.

    So please, lets stop with the claims of someone's freedom of speech being violated. Sheesh.
    1. Re:Please read the U.S. Constitution by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Of course they can violate freedom of speech. If you threaten of harrass someone because they criticise you, you have violated their rights.

    2. Re:Please read the U.S. Constitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, no, that's harassment which is (or may be) a violation of law, but not a violation of rights. Again, read the Bill of Rights, Amendment #1. The definition of Freedom of Speech is purely a limitation on government. Congress passing a law stating that you can't say "xyz" would be a violation and thus against the constitution. Someone harassing you to keep you quiet is not against the constitution but rather would be against some applicable law, such as extortion, assault and battery, etc. The constitution (which defines Freedom of Speech) is a limitation on government. Laws are limitation on individuals and groups.

      It is sad that our education and media has so skewed and twisted the mean of certain words and phrases, such as violating someone's rights, being a racist, etc.

    3. Re:Please read the U.S. Constitution by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      But The First Amendment does not define freedom of speech. It merely codifies the entitlement of the government to regulate speech.

      Freedom of speech is more fundamental than that. It was one of the basic principles that resulted in that particular piece of law making it into the constitution, and Article 19 of the UN declaration of human rights.

    4. Re:Please read the U.S. Constitution by Invidious · · Score: 1

      "hey can make you sign a contract that limits or restricts what someone can say, but the person has to agree and sign. And the contract can only have civil penalties (being fired, fines, etc.) and not criminal ones. And an easy way to avoid this is to not sign the contract. But people really seem to think that they are entitled to have their cake and eat it, too."

      When people say that Scientology suppresses free speech, they're not talking about the current members. They're talking about the people who get harassed, subjected to DMCA takedown notices, subjected to barratry, and even killed in order to suppress them or what they say. The 'Church' of Scientology's actions present a chilling effect and have a de facto effect of suppressing free speech.

  60. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new Galatic 4chan overlords.
    I just hope Xenu remembers /b/ is not his personal army.

  61. $cientology isn't so bad... by pyrr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Co$ gives me one more compelling reason to use "$" in a mocking fashion!

    I also like to think of $cientology as a good example that illustrates the origins of religions. Whether you're talking about Christianity or Star Trek, it's just another example of a charismatic individual using his fantastic imagination to come up with an utterly baseless and bizarre explanation for the way things are. And then convincing the masses that he somehow knows what he's talking about, and deserves their money and allegiance for sharing the knowledge with them. All it takes is to follow the money to see what the real game is.

    1. Re:$cientology isn't so bad... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      You can't be serious comparing Scientology, Christianity and Star Trek.
      Dragging Star Trek through the dirt like that.

  62. ...Why did you pay? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't care how hard their sell was.

    Either you can simply ignore them, or they're actually doing something illegal, and you can stop them.

    I don't see why you felt the need to fund them.

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  63. South Park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember Stone and Parker to declare war on Scientology a while back. And this groups name could be one used in South Park... Might they be behind this?

    1. Re:South Park by jandrese · · Score: 1

      No. This is clearly talking about the -chan sites and a few other assorted internet misfits. Somehow I don't think it will be very effective though because the Church of Scientology isn't an emo kid on Myspace. They aren't going to post a picture of L. Ron crying because people called him names on the internet or made harassing phone calls.

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    2. Re:South Park by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anon knows the true evil it faces this time. Anon is not afraid. And it may take a long time to lance this boil on societies ass that is Co$ but Anon will not stop and it will not fail. There will be no lulz, we're doing it for the justice this time.

    3. Re:South Park by Ryokos_boytoy · · Score: 1

      Anon knows the true evil it faces this time. Anon is not afraid. And it may take a long time to lance this boil on societies ass that is Co$ but Anon will not stop and it will not fail. There will be no lulz, we're doing it for the justice this time. Good luck. I hope you have better than black faxes and 100 pizza's being delivered up your sleeve. These Co$ fuckers kill people for a living. Your mom is gonna be pissed if you get her basement shot up. Seriously, good luck anon, I hope they give up and all jump in a volcano to escape anon.
      --


      If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. -- Calvin Coolidge
    4. Re:South Park by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't underestimate Anonymous. Not that I have any idea what they could really do against scientology--like you said, it isn't some emo kid on MySpace.

      However, while scientolgy has been somewhat effective against mainstream antagonists in the media, (I'm including Slashdot here) through legal threats and the like, they don't know what they're up against here.

  64. Re:this should definately not stop with scientolog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    might as well declare war on ... and people famous for being famous

    Well, we are Anonymous. That's pretty anti-famous there.

  65. SUP SLASHFAGS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
    We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy.
    All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation.
    Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation.
    Failure is not tolerated.
    Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous.
    Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident.
    Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything.
    Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
    Manipulation of the weak and innocent is an Anonymous specialty. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated.
    REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE.
    No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous.
    Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality.
    Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks. Those who do are to be either reformed or eliminated.
    We are legion, for we are many.
    Anonymous is everywhere at all times.
    All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to.
    Anonymous has no weakness or flaw.
    Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous.
    Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
    Anonymous is in control at all times.
    Anonymous has no identity.
    Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints.
    Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important than Anonymous.
    Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be reformed or eliminated.
    Anonymous worships nothing.
    Anonymous cares for nothing but Anonymous. (Note: although part of the Code, Anonymous has occasionally disregarded this rule)
    Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure.
    We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.

    1. Re:SUP SLASHFAGS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think us Goons could join you for once, it's a good goal.

    2. Re:SUP SLASHFAGS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reproduce. Reproduce. Reproduce.

      Don't you mean ASSIMILATE? I doubt you are more likely to reproduce than us Slashfags, plus, you sound Borg-like.

  66. The Road to Xenu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who ya gunna call?

    The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged".

    His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. was placed in the implants.

    When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert. The length and brutality of it all was such that this Confederation never recovered. The implant is calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it. This liability has been dispensed with by my tech development.

    One can freewheel through the implant and die unless it is approached as precisely outlined. The "freewheel" (auto-running on and on) lasts too long, denies sleep etc and one dies. So be careful to do only Incidents I and II as given and not plow around and fail to complete one thetan at a time.

    In December 1967 I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one ever to do so in 75,000,000 years. I have all the data now, but only that given here is needful.

    One's body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or to the body.

    One has to clean them off by running incident II and Incident I. It is a long job, requiring care, patience and good auditing. You are running beings. They respond like any preclear. Some large, some small.

    Thetans believed they were one. This is the primary error. Good luck.

  67. So they made a video ... by j-min · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... now what? Is the next obvious step to make a facebook group about this? I think it would be about as effective.

    1. Re:So they made a video ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's already a facebook group about this, but it isnt something major in their general plans.

  68. Watch out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for plants and idiots like this guy. Anything related to scientology here will bring them out in droves.

  69. Suppresion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They are not trying to suppress Scientology.

    They are trying to keep Scientology from suppressing critics.

    BIG difference.

  70. Uh Huh... by morari · · Score: 1

    Can't we wage war on bigger, longer-lasting threats? You know, like Christianity. As far as I can see, Scientologists just want to blatantly make money off of stupid celebrities. There's nothing wrong with that. Hell, I've been thinking of starting a cult myself. It'd be great supplemental income. As far as "destroying" free speech goes, I think the government is the one to fight on that front, not the group taking advantage of it.

    --
    "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    1. Re:Uh Huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, how about Islam? You go first, I'm right behind you!

    2. Re:Uh Huh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Can't we wage war on bigger, longer-lasting threats? You know, like Christianity.

      Say what you will about Christianity, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

  71. ARSbomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/spam-team-faq/

    Don't forget what the Religion of New Age Peace did to USENET.

    1. Re:ARSbomb by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Oh hey, they were also first in line (standing beside the RIAA and MPAA) to extend the length of copyrights too. (Does the name Sonny Bono ring a bell, or tree?) Their court cases against ISPs were used as foundations for the DMCA, and they were the first to use the DMCA as an attack tool to down sites, remove them from search engines and expose the identity of anonymous posters.

      Scientology has always been leaders in the abuse of the Internet, laws and the court system.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  72. Off the top of my head... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    First, Landmark doesn't sue people for exposing their "beliefs", if you must call them that. The courses act more like a BSD license -- the one thing you're not allowed to do is pretend you came up with it yourself, and start selling a course on the same stuff.

    Second, "brainwashing"? Really? The Landmark Forum, in particular, is a weekend seminar. Yes, a seminar -- you go sit in a room with lots of people, and you learn. There's no sleep deprivation, no starvation, no torture, none of the other techniques that you'd need for it to qualify as "brainwashing".

    Third, there actually aren't any beliefs. It's a set of tools, take 'em or leave 'em. And by "tools", I don't mean anything weird, like meditation techniques. I mean things like actually gaining an understanding that you don't know everything. (Pie chart. Tiny sliver: what you know that you know. Slightly larger sliver: what you know that you don't know. Rest of the pie (easily more than 75%): what you don't know that you don't know.)

    The money part, I do have to disagree -- it's not all about money, or they'd be asking a hell of a lot more than they are. At the same time, they do a pretty hard sell at the end to get you to call everyone you know, and get them to sign up.

    --
    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
    1. Re:Off the top of my head... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (funny that the verifier was "racket"...)

      Landmark does indeed threaten people with lawsuits, look at the GP link to the excellent Rick Ross site. They've threatened magazines, websites and media for daring to call them on their actions.

      They've threatened YouTube when they had on a French expose done with a hidden camera during one of their "Forum Weekends".

      Their "tools" are bullshit. NO ONE can explain how they work. That is not a tool, it is manipulation of the mind. Brainwashing.

      Sorry, but your blind apologetics lead me to believe you're just another Landmarker who thinks s/he "gets it".

    2. Re:Off the top of my head... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Landmark does indeed threaten people with lawsuits, look at the GP link to the excellent Rick Ross site. They've threatened magazines, websites and media for daring to call them on their actions.

      Alright, I'm reading through this, still looking for evidence other than aggressive lawsuits.

      I mean, not that aggressive lawsuits are a good thing, but they hardly qualify as a "destructive cult". Compare this to Scientology, in which you get sucked deeper and deeper, paying more and more, only to learn that your religion is a space opera. (Oh, and did I mention, it's a religion, too?)

      Maybe you could point to something more specific, because there are tons of articles, and so far, really nothing that damning about the courses themselves.

      They've threatened YouTube when they had on a French expose done with a hidden camera during one of their "Forum Weekends".

      Certainly sounds like it could be copyright infringement.

      Again, not that I believe they should've gone after it, but take a quick look around at other groups sending takedown notices to YouTube.

      Their "tools" are bullshit. NO ONE can explain how they work.

      Many of them are self-evident.

      You're telling me you honestly don't see how it works to understand the difference between what actually happened, and what we invent? (Story/What Happened)

      I realize it's simple stuff -- that's the point.

      And a question: Have you actually been to a Forum weekend? (Not a rhetorical question; I actually can't tell.)

      Sorry, but your blind apologetics lead me to believe you're just another Landmarker who thinks s/he "gets it".

      Actually, I'm a person. I did the Forum and the Advanced Course, haven't done anything else. I don't volunteer for them, and I generally don't word-of-mouth market for them.

      But both the Forum and the Advanced Course did have a positive, fairly measurable impact on my life.

      So you can understand why I'm skeptical when I see it called a dangerous cult. Not because I've thoroughly researched the subject, or even because I really have a clue, but because that's not what I experienced.

      --
      Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  73. Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous is not amused.

  74. Matter of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just waiting to hear that someone has announced it is time to drink the Kool-aid.

  75. Tom Cruise, Heath Ledger, and Google by vikstar · · Score: 1

    On the (perhaps slightly off) topic of Scientology, why the hell does "Heath Ledger" translate to "Tom Cruise" for English->Spanish?

    --
    The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
    1. Re:Tom Cruise, Heath Ledger, and Google by Freeside1 · · Score: 1
      Probably something to do with the probability that Tom Cruise and Heath Ledger are two of the most googled male celebrities right now.
      From Google's faq:

      What is statistical machine translation?
      Most state-of-the-art, commercial machine-translation systems in use today have been developed using a rule-based approach, and require a lot of work to define vocabularies and grammars.
      Our system takes a different approach: we feed the computer billions of words of text, both monolingual text in the target language, and aligned text consisting of examples of human translations between the languages. We then apply statistical learning techniques to build a translation model. We've achieved very good results in research evaluations.
      Or maybe someone's just having fun with google.
    2. Re:Tom Cruise, Heath Ledger, and Google by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      Wishful thinking on Google's part? I checked it myself, half-expecting that I had fallen for a subtle joke, but, sure enough...

      I'm sure that the "Suggest a better translation" link has something to do with it.

      --
      Redundancy is good And also good.
  76. Re:Effectual? Irrelevant. by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

    Granted, this e-hissy from Anonymous is unlikely to take down the cult or even deal it serious damage, but it does serve to highlight how the traditional big media outlets have been legally hogtied.

    For real. I was just talking about this with a friend the other day. For one example, check out the cover of Time magazine's issue of May 6, 1991.

    Can you imagine a major national newsmagazine running this cover today?

  77. Easy for them to say by smchris · · Score: 1

    How do you stuff a rattlesnake in an email box?

    1. Re:Easy for them to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a picture of it.

      Duh.

    2. Re:Easy for them to say by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      Email Rattlesnake Eggs.
      Send them a picture of a washer, a rubber band, a flat metal object, and a small envelope.

  78. The Salvation Army by LeezardLvr · · Score: 1

    The Salvation Army is actually a pretty mainstream protestant denomination with doctrine very similar to the Methodists. It was formed in the late 19th century when military-styled organizations and uniforms were not uncommon. There are also the Boy Scouts and LOTS of marching bands who wear uniforms. They even have salutes, stand at attention, march in step and fly flags. And the Salvation Army feeds people, rehabilitates drug addicts,and helps the battered and homeless. I may not "fall in step" (heh, couldn't resist) with their religious doctrine anymore, but I have a LOT of respect for they work they do.

  79. Chance run-in by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    I came across a set of 5 scientology(I won't give them the dignity of a capitalization) books which somebody left in a laundry room. I flipped the first one open and became horrified at how poorly the books were written. They were so insulting to my intelligence that I became stupid as I read them. I've seen 3 a.m. infomercials with better sales pitches. I ended up giving them to an ex as a joke while wondering why the hell the "secret teachings" were left for dead in a dorm laundry room.

    FUCK SCIENTOLOGY.

    1. Re:Chance run-in by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "FUCK SCIENTOLOGY."

      ewww.. Can I just put it in a burlap bag with a brick and toss it in the river?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Chance run-in by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Yes, but before you do, put a lit cigar out on its forehead and pistol-whip it a bit for the win. If you don't kill it, it will kill you.

  80. How can I help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowing the evil that is Scientology, I have only one question: What can I do to help?

  81. Cue the theme song: "Tom Cruise Crazy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without further ado, I bring you Jonathan Coulton, playing "Tom Cruise Crazy" accompanied by Kristen Shirts on ukulele.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbNtYdxB64A

    Here's the "studio" version:
    http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/05/19/thing-a-week-33-tom-cruise-crazy/

  82. I call Bull Shit!!!!! by twitchings · · Score: 0

    I think this whole "Anonymous" thing is just some Marketing Bull Shit, developed and produced by the church of Shitentology, err I mean scientology. Until they bring us T. Cruz's head on a platter, I am not convinced. scientology can blow me!!!!!

  83. Looking for NLP anti-virus by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a FAQ for removing the Hubbard rootkit trojan and botnet?

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  84. while you're at it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make sure not to leave the other religions out!

  85. L Ron Hubbard? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    He's dead, Jim.

    --
    mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  86. two quotes by Hubbard that say it all... by night_flyer · · Score: 5, Informative

    You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion. (1948)

    THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. (1952)

    --


    Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
    1. Re:two quotes by Hubbard that say it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From L. Ron Hubbard's HCO Policy Letter of 9 March 1972 Issue I "Finance Series 11 - Income Flows and Pools - Principles of Money Management":

      "GOVERNING POLICY
      The governing policy of Finance is to:
      A. MAKE MONEY.
      B. Buy more money made with allocations for expense (bean theory).
      C. Do not commit expense beyond future ability to pay.
      D. Don't ever borrow.
      E. Know different types of orgs and what they do.
      F. Understand money flow lines not only in an org but org to org as customers [customers - that's the word he used] flow upward.
      G. Understand EXCHANGE of valuables or service for money (P/L Exec Series 3 and 4).
      H. Know the correct money pools for any given activity.
      I. Police all lines constantly.
      J. MAKE MONEY.
      K. MAKE MORE MONEY.
      L. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MONEY."

    2. Re:two quotes by Hubbard that say it all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM.
      I call BS. In my book (well, my copy of Sun Tzu's book "The Art of War") the only way you can control people is to be completely honest to them about what you will do to them if they don't obey your commands.
    3. Re:two quotes by Hubbard that say it all... by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      I have to say that Sun Tzu would be very unable to control you from a position of weakness. L Ron would also probably be unable to control you because he's a lousy liar. But L Ron could control the gullible with lies.

      Different strokes.

  87. Many religious books are copyrighted by davidwr · · Score: 2, Informative
    Most modern Bible translations are copyrighted.

    This is not to prevent distribution though. It is to protect the integrity of the work.

    The scholars who do these translations don't want someone taking their hard work, changing a few words here or there, and putting it out under a new label.

    Imagine "The New International CowboyNeal Bible" where Exodus 20 started out

    1 And CowboyNeal spoke all these words:
      2 "I am the LORD your God CowboyNeal, who brought you out of the pre-computer age, out of the land of slavery.
      3 "You shall have no other gods before me. [based on the NIV - I claim fair use]
    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  88. MOD PARENT DOWN by snarfies · · Score: 1, Informative

    Rules 1 and 2

    EBAUM'S DID IT

  89. It's ironic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic, yet oxymoronic at the same time... Free speech gave the fiction writer the ok to go ahead and make the church... now the church wants to kill free speech.

  90. Where is Tom Cruise? by Medenus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why hasn't Tom Cruise responded a-la Chris Crocker with a video called "Leave Xenu ALONE!"

  91. Yes! This is important!! by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    The version of Scientology celebrities receive is way different (and far easier) than the version the "raw meat" (non-celebs) get. And even though the Scn. celebs are the biggest Public Relations tools Scientology has to bring the "raw meat" through the doors and get their butts in the seats for the "free personality tests," they keep the celebs far, far away from them.

    --
    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
  92. Bigotry by Soporific · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know that hatred of a pyramid scheme is bigotry...

    ~S

    1. Re:Bigotry by PDX · · Score: 1

      Has there ever been a time in world history where bigotry served an actual purpose that benefited everyone? There must be a selfish gene involved for it to be so prevalent. What would happen if the scientologists are tried and convicted of treason for doing the bidding of real ETs? They oppose psychiatry and hypnosis that can counteract memory erasure. They also oppose medications to treat mental illness and objective third party interpretations with regards to domestic disputes.
          It reminds me of some gypsy friends that use ignorance as a shield against the unknown. You'll never hear from them due to the fact that they school their own children and have a horrible illiteracy rate. They use bigotry against anyone outside their own clan first by speaking in their own language then by using code words and finally using hand gestures. Reminds me of 1920 New York. If you wanted a hard drink during prohibition some people always knew where the party was going on. All you had to do was ask. Sometimes codes where required.

    2. Re:Bigotry by Invidious · · Score: 1

      Has there ever been a time in world history where bigotry served an actual purpose that benefited everyone?

      Generally, if it served an actual purpose, it wouldn't be classified as bigotry. ;)

    3. Re:Bigotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reminds me of some gypsy friends that use ignorance as a shield against the unknown. You'll never hear from them due to the fact that they school their own children and have a horrible illiteracy rate.

      You have no such friend. You either made that up yourself or are repeating what other fucking bigots have taught you. I lived myself in a gypsy community and never seen anything like that.

      As to 'the horrible illiteracy rate', what could you expect when teachers are declaring perfectly apt children retarded and send them to special schools or just 'tolerate' them there or try to segregate them in separate classes ? What's the point of sending your kid to a school, when you know for CERTAIN that he will be downlooked, insulted and NOT TAUGHT ANYTHING by the teachers there?

    4. Re:Bigotry by PDX · · Score: 1

      She moved her immediate family to Arizona, her daughter and brother. She has a business with my dad selling used cars in Portland. She decided to move her business out of state. My dad owns part of the house that she is renting out right now. Following the advice of her brother she changed the title on the deed of the house to that of her daughter. A significant number of her personal belongings were transfered to my dad's apartment at her request. It is not known if she will ever return. My dad is over 65 and has poor judgment skills.

      What I would like to see is mandatory certifications for all teachers in my home state. Religious schools are exempt from some state rules. I have been asked on at least three occasions to read car titles and letters to illiterate men. Grown adults! Not children.

  93. this aint bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see how this is bad, they aren't attacking a religion, they are attacking a business. A business with a very bad reputation. Yes, it's harassment, and it won't amount to the Church of Scientology closing its doors. but it can stir up more public interest against the CoS, with all their secret documents exposed and such.

  94. So... we might be rid of one of them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't see many better matchups than 4-chan vs. Scientology. If we could somehow throw the mafiaa into the mix, we might get lucky and have none of them emerge victorious...

    1. Re:So... we might be rid of one of them? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Scientology doesn't play around. They sue, hire private detectives to destroy lives, pay off cops, have people thrown in prison on trumped-up charges, you name it. They have allegedly even killed people.

      Hell, they've even taken on whole COUNTRIES. During the Scooter Libby trial, it came out that Tom Cruise was personally meeting with Dick Chenney, Richard Armitage, etc. to get them to impose sanctions on Germany for daring to fight these Scientology thugs.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    2. Re:So... we might be rid of one of them? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      hire private detectives to destroy lives

      I would love to see Scientology's private detectives' report on the predilections of Anonymous. In fact I'd pay to see it. Given how they normally seize on any bit of dirt for character assassination and all, what the hell are they going to make of the people who brought the world Pedobear?

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    3. Re:So... we might be rid of one of them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the difference is anon fights back. and Scientology will be the latest in a long line of lulz cows.

  95. All or none by stewbacca · · Score: 1
    I'm not religious, and I'm with Operation Clambake regarding my opinions about Scientology in general, but for those of us who live in the US, "freedom of religion" is sort of a basic concept. Unfortunately for many, freedom of religion applies as long as you are a Christian. (And yes, I realize the constitution only provides against the establishment of a religion by the government, but I'm speaking on broad, sociological terms).

    Why pick on Scientologists, yet allow Mormonism or Wicca? This is either an all or nothing proposition to me. Ban all religions, or allow any religion. In America, I side with "allow any religion", even though I have none myself, because this makes our society great.

    side note: I wonder if this could be considered a hate crime?

    1. Re:All or none by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Because Scientology is obviously a moneymaking scheme masked as a religion, but Mormonism and Wicca are not. We should not ban any religion, but we should (figuratively) fight institutions that take advantage of gullible people with the intent to brainwash them and take their money.

    2. Re:All or none by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it isn't a religion, it's a cult. It was designed to take money from stupid people.

    3. Re:All or none by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      They bust Christian scam artists, why not Scientology ones? Don't ban Scientology, ban the Church of Scientology International Inc.

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    4. Re:All or none by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Leave the "busting" up to law enforcement, not "Anonymous" hackers. I hate vigilantes with a passion. Also, it is a slippery slope when it comes to determining what is a "scam" and what is a religious belief system. This is the sort of thing the constitution protects against.

  96. rights trade-off by ruggerboy · · Score: 1

    Yes! Defend our freedom of free-speech by attacking their freedom of enterprise! Let them exploit the stupid/weak/miserable/bored. Just don't give them tax-exempt status.

  97. Ha! Shows what you know... by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    ...if they're not a church then howcum they got tax-exempt status?

    Wait, that's a very good question -why DO they have that?

    1. Re:Ha! Shows what you know... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Ah well, since you asked...

      $12.5 Million Deal With I.R.S. Lifted Cloud Over Scientologists, December 31, 1997, Douglas Frantz, New York Times
      A church accounting, November 12, 2007, Editorial, St. Petersburg Times
      Neither Side Blinks in a Lengthy Feud, June 29, 1990, Robert W. Welkos, Los Angeles Times
      Scientology's Puzzling Journey From Tax Rebel to Tax Exempt, March 9, 1997, Douglas Frantz, New York Times
      Who Can Stand Up?, March 16, 1997, Frank Rich, New York Times

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  98. Not the Bible the translations by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

    The Bible itself and many of the older translations were written way before copyright was even invented. It is only certain modern translations that are copyrighted. And even then it's not like the people who own those copyrights sue anyone for daring to quote their translation on the internet.

  99. Long boss fight by jhRisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I read about the supposed upcoming downfall of beheamoths like the RIAA, MS or Scientology I can't help but feel like those poorly developed boss fights in some games in the 90s where it'd take what felt like hours to take it down. Don't expect any of those to go down any time soon especially when you consider these bosses have regenerative power (i.e. continues and diversified income streams to maintain their initiatives.) The contributions from the numerous Hollywood Scientologists alone would keep them going...

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    That's just my POV... no more, no less.
  100. If you don't see a difference, you're not looking. by weston · · Score: 1

    Has tendency to lock people up, either through social pressure or actual locked doors.

    I understand and respect the perspective of people who don't find religion credible, but I find it very difficult to respect people who can't readily identify significant differences between social pressure and locked doors, or the Branch Davidians and the Baptists.

    You might choose to believe all of it's coercive, but to miss the distinction between social pressure and force is to miss the distinction between a political party/idealogy and organized crime. And make no mistake, Scientology's machinations are much more like the later than the former.

    This view is pithy and cute, and captures some degree of the truth that people are all too willing to apply pejoratives to unpopular things or groups they identify as external/other. But it's also functionally incorrect. The word cult is not merely a pejorative. There are real distinctions that can be made between "cult" and "religion", there are credible social scientists who make these distinctions not out of any desire to defend a particular faith but because the distinctions are useful to anyone genuinely studying the field.

  101. Clash of the evil titans by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    The RIAA vs. the CoS! Titan vs. titan! Best matchup since Medusa looked at the Kracken!

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  102. not "eBaumsworld" by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

    It's not even "Anonymous", they're trying to scare people into thinking that's a group.
    It's idiots in 4chan's /b/ who are getting banned left and right.

    They're trying to blame it on other sites (like they always do, but the source is 4chan's /b/.

    Ignore the lies, it's 4chan, and a few boards that spun off from 4chan when their entire userbase was banned for breaking the rules (BY DOING SHIT JUST LIKE THIS).

    1. Re:not "eBaumsworld" by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      Truth.
      It's either 4chan or other *chan anonymous (image)boards.
      I'm betting this happened because they got such a kick out of Fox's news report on "Anonymous: The Internet Hate Machine" (which was actually pretty funny...) Before then, "anonymous" knew they were a mass of disorganized individuals. Now that they were publically labelled as a dangerous hacker group, one of them probably thought it would be fun to throw his/her/their weight around and try to rally the masses - which is usually met with resistance from the rest anyway. ...truthfully, nothing will probably come of it, but I bet they scared some scientologists, so it was a successful trolling in that sense at least.

  103. A La Family Guy by sporkme · · Score: 3, Funny

    He blows himself up, ascends to heaven, and there are 72 slashdot users having a celestial lan party, playing netcraft and flaming Microsoft.

    1. Re:A La Family Guy by tehBoris · · Score: 5, Funny

      playing netcraft

      Is that the game where you kill BSDs?

  104. Purpose-Driven Nonsense by Chagatai · · Score: 1

    There are still new religions/cults forging ahead, even in the 21st century. How about the deviation from Christianity called "The Purpose Driven Life"? Rick Warren, the lead pastor, has presented his philosophy to companies, professional sports teams, and over 20 million copies of his book have been sold worldwide. There are even reports of it being distributed with aid packages to third-world countries instead of the Bible. Would Christianity be let in the front door of many of these places? Doubtful.

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    --Chag
  105. Amen. by AB_Positive · · Score: 1

    peruse, learn, and accept.

  106. Re:Anonymous? Really? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
    Is this the same Anonymous that Joe Blow knows about thanks to Fox News?

    Yes. Scientology is a highly lulzy target, and Anonymous will not rest until their pool is closed.

    --
    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  107. Ominous? by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1

    This isn't ominous... It's Steven Hawkings taking his revenge. Just don't ask what the cult did to piss him off.

    --
    Where's the Kaboom?
    There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom.
  108. Re:NSFW by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Informative

    I feel I should point out that ED is largely NSFW. I think the Anonymous article is OK, but fair warning.

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    It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
    - E. Debs
  109. Scientology, convicted in court. by spun · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, absolutely Scientology leaders have been convicted in court. L. Ron's wife, among many other cult leaders, spent years in prison. Here's some more info:
    Operation Snow White
    Operation Freakout

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  110. Insightful? Explain how! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1

    Scientology and all its offshoot cults like The Landmark Forum are brainwashing users of people. Money money money.

    How exactly does this warrant an Insightful moderation? What keen insights are we supposed to obtain from reading this sentence? How has this stimulated our thinking in new ways? The fact that this is given an Insightful mod and is currently at a score of 4 shows how horribly broken the moderation system here on slashdot really is.

    I could see giving this an Informative moderation since there is a link to criticism of Landmark Education, although the sentence doesn't seem to really emphasize that this was the purpose. The "money money money" is a personal judgment made by the AC; personal judgments do not warrant Insightful moderations. If someone tells me "I like peanut butter", that's informative (assuming I gave a shit) but certainly not insightful.

    But since the AC raised the topic of "money money money", let's think about this. Landmark Education has a program called the Self-Expression and Leadership Program (SELP). It costs $200 and runs for three months. They also feature the Introduction Leaders Program (ILP), a seven-month program that goes for $400. These cost about as much as a membership to a high-end gym. You would think that if Landmark was truly brainwashing people who take their courses, they ought to be able to get away with charging a hell of a lot more than that.

    The problem with all the criticisms and exposes of Landmark that I see is that no honest attempt has been made to evaluate their programs in an unbiased format. The Skepdic's Dictionary entry on Landmark is pretty typical. The last paragraph lists the prices for the expensive courses but oddly seems to have forgotten to mention SELP and ILP. The write-up starts with "I have never attended a session of either est or Landmark but..." and then the author proceeds to write authoritatively about a topic he openly confesses he knows nothing about. It's not exactly hard to find a way to attend a Landmark session; these things are all over the friggin' place. The author cites a "Christian cult-watch group" as evidence that Landmark is bad, but neglects to mention a Harvard Business School study that had positive things to say about Landmark's management consulting arm.

    If you don't like The Landmark Forum, that's fine. But a statement claiming that Landmark brainwashes people (BTW, the wikipedia entry on Brainwashing indicates that term and the theory are not supported by The American Psychological Association) to make money is just plain not deserving of an Insightful moderation.

    GMD

    1. Re:Insightful? Explain how! by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting
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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  111. Movie Stars by Devir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to have a high level of respect for John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Then they joined the Cult of Scientology and became wack jobs. Worse is that they use their "Star Power" to sway more members to the cult movement.

  112. They might have a point... by walrusMan · · Score: 1

    Scientology could have a point. I mean it has just as much evidence and scientific backing as other wildly absurd, outdated theories. Like say, I don't know... Darwinism?

    Darwin vs. Hubbard, hmmmmm.

    At least Hubbard wrote science fiction. Oh wait, I forgot Darwin wrote The Origin of Man.

  113. I think the R2-45 Auditing Procedure will be used by spun · · Score: 1

    The R2-45 audit is an enormously effective procedure for externalizing someone's thetan.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  114. Yeah, what a racket! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 1
    1) go to expensive Landmark Forum weekend.
    2) be broken down to the point of exhaustion. Only take bathroom breaks when allowed. Be berated.
    3) once you're remade in their image call all your friends and family up inviting them to your "graduation" (read: "sales pitch")
    4) be told that this expensive weekend was only the beginning of your Enlightenment.
    5) be sold on countless other expensive "courses" led by salespeople and marketers, not educators.
    6) keep going or you're "not getting it" and "living stories"

    1) Go to gym and hire personal trainer for a month
    2) Be broken down to the point of exhaustion. Only eat foods that your trainer allows. Be berated by trainer when you don't give the workout your all.
    3) Once you see some results and start to look a little like your fit trainer, show off your new body to friends and family and tell them about how much you've gotten out of your trainer.
    4) Be told that this month was only the beginning of your odyssey to physical fitness.
    5) Be sold on countless other fitness accessories by trainer (e.g., elastic bands, heart-rate monitor), who does not possess a Ph.D. in physiology.
    6) Keep going to gym or you slip back to your old self.

    GMD

    P.S.: By the way, the "only take bathroom breaks when allowed" is not true; it's an urban myth. If you don't like Landmark, that's fine. But don't be spreading misinformation. You're depriving people of the opportunity to make a choice for themselves.

    1. Re:Yeah, what a racket! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      P.S.: By the way, the "only take bathroom breaks when allowed" is not true; it's an urban myth. If you don't like Landmark, that's fine. But don't be spreading misinformation. You're depriving people of the opportunity to make a choice for themselves. No it's not. Anyone leaving the room for any reason is frowned upon by self-appointed goons who monitor the doors. If you're late you get berated; if you need to slip out early they act like something's wrong with you. The stress is always on how much you need to be there for every precious word and how you are being self-destructive in the extreme by missing out on any of it. I have family members who have dragged me to a few of these things (and I've witnessed recruitment tactics that I thought were highly unethical). What they teach isn't total nonsense -- it works for some people who have a strong need to be led or told what to do, but it's basically pop psychology packaging of some self-evident truths about human motivation and the like. Certainly not worth the big bucks they charge for it. But what I object to the most is the intimidation involved in recruiting and maintaining people in the organization. I sat through an hour lecture about this stuff and at the end of it a couple of people came up to see how I liked it. I said I found it interesting, and one of them was like, great, we'll get you started right away. I told him I wasn't planning to sign up for any further seminars and his response was, well what's wrong with you? what happened? What's your problem with it? Nothing happened, no problem; I just wasn't about to part with a few hundred dollars for more lectures or group therapy sessions. Little turns me off more than being harangued or browbeaten into joining something or signing up for something, but for some people, thats exactly what they need to get themselves going.
  115. At least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Sam seems to be pretty pissed of by Scientology.

  116. Re:Copyrighted religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why not just apply copyright as originally intended and only allow living, breathing individuals to hold copyrights? And start protecting the public interest again by putting works into the public domain where they belong when the author dies? Where do the immortal legal fictions of corporations get off thinking they are entitled to the rights of individuals (and more besides)?

    This would take care of Scientology AND the RIAA and MPAA.

  117. Re:RIAA.. Scientology or other's flyers in SF... by davidsyes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The City ought to revive the idea of charging fast-food restaurants for their garbage strewn all over the streets and apply it to those passing out the pink-paper "Are you bi-curious..." umm, I mean "Are you curious about yourself" tri-fold flyers. On any given day in Powell area, one can find locals and tourists just dropping the damned things once they realized what they've been proffered.

    It's one thing to find chewing gum wrappers and fast-food containers and such on the streets, but ideas peddled and then rejected are a CLEAR sign that some one or some organization is going beyond free-speech guarantees. With TV, one can change channels or turn off the TV, and there is no immediate or sighted pollution. Even the ad sponsors can't (without digital connections) determine who is switching off their ads or just ignoring them and instead multi-tasking during commercial breaks or going to the bathroom between programs.

    What that coarse-throat preacher and his megaphone gets up on his Powell Street pulpit condemning gays, heretics, non-Christians and so on, he's blabbing and making noise (apparently, he's within ordinance as SFPD never takes him down, since his Mr. Megaphone is not amplified via a generator or exceeding some decibel level, I guess...), he is making noise pollution, but at least one can walk away.

    Flyers dropped or abandoned mean the message contained is simply not wanted. The content doesn't matter, unless it's pron, I guess, in which case we generally DON'T want the stuff face-up for kids and sensitive/easily-offended types to see. I guess I'm just sick and tired of seeing religious/belief paraphernalia on the street because its CONTENT is utterly rejected by 90% of those into whose hands it was stuck or taken out of sympathy for the pushers of it.

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  118. Hoax or Real? by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the video:
    We are cognizant of the many who may decry our methods as parallel to the Church of Scientology. Those who espouse the obvious truth that your organization will use the actions of Anonymous as an example of the persecution of which you have for so long forewarned your followers. This is acceptable to Anonymous. In fact,it is encouraged.


    Damn. Kind of wraps the Borg's "Resistance is Futile" and Bush Jr.'s "Bring It On" in an ominious, yet tidy little anti-scientology message doesn't it?

    I've had a couple of friends who "converted" to scientology and they completely shun anyone and everyone they were ever associated with including their parents now. It's very sad to see how isolated and fearful they've become.

    I for one hope that this isn't a hoax. I'd never participate in something like this, but when I think of what my friends used to be and what they are now - and how Scientology seems to be this insidious organization that has used and abused so many - I can't help but hope that Anonymous, if serious, will succeed.

  119. Romney and one Mormon Point of View by weston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Agreed, but have you have noticed that Mormons tend to be really nice people? I'm serious. It's like Romney -- no one can really find fault with him except to say his hair is too perfect, that he's just a successful businessman, or that he's Mormon.

    I'm a Mormon, and while I appreciate the kind generalization, I definitely find him lacking on a number of fronts, including his ability to say anything inspiring during faith-related discussion or respond coherently to attacks on that front. There's also the fact that his about-face on several issues seem so conveniently timed it seems likely he's being phony... plus there's his endorsement of (and being endorsed in return by) Ann Coulter, plus the "double guantanamo" statement he made that, and in general a willingness to engage in a kind of republican political rhetoric that was never really high to begin with but is really, really starting to show its wear. Then there's the point that we've already elected a single-term governor from a family dynasty with political connections who has experience in business and managing a sports franchise, and that didn't really didn't work out so well, now, did it? All in all, I'd have to be pretty desperate to vote for him.

    He does seem like he's probably a good Mormon, though. :) But see, that's the thing. As a Mormon, I know lots of good Mormons who really, really shouldn't be president.

    Mormons, at least in my experience, tend to be shiny happy people that don't really bother anyone. Even the ex-Mormons I've met seem to have few bad things to say and if they do, you can't help but notice there's a certain lingering nostalgia in their eyes. That's not to say their beliefs aren't loony, but if members of cults were as benign as the typical Mormon, I wonder if anyone would notice, or care.

    There's two things that I think make Mormons like this. One is that the religion itself is seen very much by its members as a serious spiritual practice as much as anything else -- its cosmological aspects are tied up in that, and it has sociopolitical implications, but it's not a cosmology or sociopolitical blueprint first (there are times in its history when that has been less true, especially the first 60 years, but that's another point). My experience suggests to me that people who have a faith that they take seriously as a spiritual practice tend to also be as you describe -- nice, happy shiny people. This isn't to say I don't think Mormonism has anything particular to distinguish itself, but I think this is the most important element. Having a serious spiritual practice of some kind is grounding and can inspire a real tranquility knowing you have a strong idea about your place in the world and working to play that part as well as you can. Combine it with basic rules of common decency and you get good people.

    The other thing -- Mormons have long been different enough (and indeed, for some portion of their history, genuinely persecuted and hated) that they really, really want to be accepted and legitimized by mainstream society. There's also a religious desire to be a "light of the world", "city on a hill" (Matthew 5:14-16) in their communities. It adds up to a desire to excel and succeed that's probably a tad beyond the protestant work ethic, and I think when that combines with the basic decency and spiritual grounding, it does produce people that are respected in their communities.

    This is, however, a generalization, and as an insider, I see this community of mine as far from perfect. In particular, I've seen a lot of that desire to be legitimized and excel turn to elitism, materialism, and a misplaced sense of destiny that can border on a naive entitlement (interesting considering there are specific and serious warnings about this hazard in Mormon canon). And the collapsed quasi-Mormon cosmology that passes for political philosophy in staunch Republican Utah can be really, seriously crazy. I say all this partly to acknowledge it's not all shiny happy people

  120. Brainwashed cultist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Oh... my... god...

    You sound exactly like every single other Landmark cultist I've met. Someone voices their opinion about Landmark and you people rant on for (paragraphs/hours on the phone or in person) about how Landmark is not a cult and how great it really is.

    You are the one running the racket. You can't think clearly enough to see that you've been brainwashed by a cult. I pity you.

    Enjoy your Kool-Aid.

  121. Purposelessness-driven no-self by JulianConrad · · Score: 1

    Warren's philosophy seems to buck the Buddhism trend in the West.

  122. Oh you guys suck by mstahl · · Score: 1

    Slashdot was my last refuge from The Game! Now I'm gonna lose all the damn time because of you jokers!! Thanks.

  123. ISLAM is a CULT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are some great Cult clues:

    > Do they want to separate you from your friends and family?

    Islam says don't be friends with unbelievers!

    >Do they harass?

    That is an UNDERSTATEMENT. Look at the attacks of September 11, 2001!

    > Do they use 'deprivation' techniques ion recruits and/or memebers?

    Deprivation of anything "un-Islamic"

    > Is it personality based?

    Yeah, it is all based on the warped thinkings of that child molesting (*) terrorist Mohammed!
    A cult of personality indeed.

    (*) Aisha was NINE YEARS OLD! PERVERT!

    > Do they punish people for questioning doctrine?

    If by punishing you mean beheading, then yes.

    > Do they dictate diet or eating schedule?

    No pork, no food during the day for a whole month.

    > Do they believe they are above the law?

    Worse, they seek to BE THE LAW and have BECOME THE LAW in many countries. Try saying something un-Islamic in Saudi Arabia. (a "moderate", "friendly", Islamic country).

    > Do they believe they are a cure all?

    Allah will make everything right, at worst, you'll get 72 virgins for eternity.

    > Do they cost money or goods?

    Give your money to Allah!

    > Do the 'sequester' people?

    Not befriending others, having to spend lots of time in temples, the madrassas in pre-war Afghanistan, etc.

    Yup, a CULT indeed!

  124. Distribution methods? by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 1

    The money-making portion of every religion seems almost the same.. except for the distribution methods each uses. It seems a bit like selling drugs.. Scientology brings a stash, shows you the goodies and asks for a ridiculous sum of money to get your hands on it.. Christianity on the other hand will distribute free books, dvd's etc. a.k.a 'A free hit' initially then surreptitiously slip in the message .. 'You like what you had, did you? well here's how you can get more.. Jesus camps, creation museums, church donations..'

    1. Re:Distribution methods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference being they don't brainwash you to think you need to go to a museum etc.

  125. Star Wars isn't real? by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tell that to the people building the Jedi Church.

  126. One man's words... by Teflon_Jeff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have but one thing to say about Scientology

    "The only way you can control people is to lie to them."
    -L. Ron Hubbard, .Off the Time Track,. lecture of June 1952, excerpted in JOURNAL OF SCIENTOLOGY, issue 18-G, reprinted in TECHNICAL VOLUMES OF DIANETICS & SCIENTOLOGY, vol. 1, p. 418.

    --
    "Teach a man to build a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."
  127. Anybody here think by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

    That these threads would make a brilliant XKCD?

  128. Will there be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...epic LuLz involved?

    Besides, a lot of existing memes are getting past their freshness date.

  129. Correct by MarkRose · · Score: 1

    That's a check.

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    Be relentless!
    1. Re:Correct by ravenlock · · Score: 1

      Cool, where can I cash it in?

  130. Scientology Secret Documents Here by Khyber · · Score: 1

    http://www.mediafire.com/?fzdznvbnlwu

    Read and laugh away. You can't seriously get any bat-shit loonier than this, folks, unless you're a member of the Phelps clan.

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    Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
  131. Sounds like your basic hate group by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    You don't have to respect the CoS - or any other religion. But going out of your way to attack it is just wrong.

  132. Doh by sporkme · · Score: 1

    I meant Nethack... In Family Guy they are playing WOW and I guess the "-craft" superimposed itself on my thoughts. Funny stuff though.

  133. My anecdotal data beats your anecdotal data! by acherusia · · Score: 1

    Even the ex-Mormons I've met seem to have few bad things to say and if they do, you can't help but notice there's a certain lingering nostalgia in their eyes. So is now a bad time to share how in high school, after my mom died, I played around with the idea of converting to Mormonism to see if she really would come back to life and eat their brains for trying to convert me like she threatened to? My mother was raised Mormon, and she generally was one of the more easy-going people I've known, but wow did she hate Mormonism.
  134. do not downplay the threat of scientology by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yes, a large group of organized intellectually and emotionally subpar humans can outcompete, hunt down and destroy clear thinking mentally strong independent people

    this is the history of all religion

    dismissing something intellectually does not make it vanish in real life

    it is a potent threat to your freedom. all organized religion is

    the group is stronger than the individual. no matter how strong the individual and his ideas, no matter how feeble and dysfunctional and idiotic the ideas and the members of the group

    learn and understand this unfortunate aspect of reality

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  135. "To them" by Peaker · · Score: 1

    To them, perhaps.

    But I act according to me, not according to them.

    Moral differences can and should lead to conflicts - you should fight for your morals, not others'.

    1. Re:"To them" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the forced export of your morals certainly does cause conflicts. You have become 'them'. Wherever 'you' may be.

      Here in the good 'ole UK, for years the PC brigade have overlooked fgm, major child abuse and the murder of teenage girls all in the name of 'cultural diversity'. Check recent bbc articles and 'veronica climbie'. These are (were?) not part of our culture and should never have been tolerated here but they are free to practice it in the old country.

      Like some countries kill prisoners by lopping off their heads, some by bullet, some by cooking, some by hanging, some don't bother.

  136. Fox News better get on this event! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!

  137. Heard of Prussian Blue? Ron has co-starred w/ 'em by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I kiiinda like Obama and realize the "he's a muslim" chain emails are very dishonest, but I don't really think there's anything wrong with being a Muslim so long as you don't think Jihad=kill those you disagree with. I do not appreciate my truthful comments being lumped in with that sort of obvious smear, and you kinda owe me an apology for suggesting my claims are on that level.

    But let's permit Ron Paul to explain his views on Obama, who we all can see is clearly a BLACK PERSON.

    "[O]ur country is being destroyed by a group of actual and potential terrorists--and they can be identified by the color of their skin."

    "I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males in that city [Washington, D.C.] are semi-criminal or entirely criminal."

    "We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, but it is hardly irrational."

    Chief, I understand your skepticism. After all, I accused a man of accepting donations from neo-nazis. That's so horrible it's tough to believe. Anyone who would accept support from nazis is totally unfit for anything good. I can't believe I almost forgot a link, since apparently this is first you've heard of it: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/12/19/paul-to-keep-donation-from-white-supremacist/

    And I also accuse Ron of writing racist hate-speech, and lying about it. That's pretty damn extreme, as far as accusations go. Anyone who wrote the things I refer to is a monster, and any of Ron's supporters who would actually attempt to hide the truth, as this fucker does: http://revolusion2008.blogspot.com/2008/01/conscience-of-ron-paul-supporter.html, is also a monster. Worse than most Scientologists, possibly. And anyone who knows about Lisa McPhereson knows that Scientologists are monsters too.

    I'm a bit surprised that a slashdot reader is unaware of these well-worn, practically old facts. I don't watch TV news often or listen to talk radio, so maybe this stuff isn't as well known out there as it should be. I feel as though a demand to prove what is as obvious about Ron is akin to demanding proof of the moon landing or 9/11 being caused by terrorists. I don't think every assertion that slams a monster like Ron Paul must have citations. I'm just having a conversation, not building an indictment.

    http://pajamasmedia.com/2008/01/ron_paul.php this is one expose that was pretty well written. The author was actually a fairly outspoken Ron Paul supporter. Gave him money, helped organize efforts, etc. But unlike some, this supporter stopped supporting Ron Paul when it became obvious Ron Paul is a monster. This is not someone who is biased against Ron Paul, this is someone who was biased in FAVOR of Ron Paul's presidential promises.

    Some actually say Ron didn't write that stuff. But Ron's bank account paid for the publishing, and Ron signed the checks. Could a normal sane person pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to print racist stuff signed in the sane person's name? Also, why don't you actually read the newsletter: http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pdf/RonPaul-december1990.pdf

    The author of the hate literature seems to believe he is married to Ron Paul's wife and grandparent to Ron Paul's grandkids and represents Texas's 14th congressional district (Paul's district). That's not hard to explain, because Ron Paul is the author of this newsletter and all the others that say:

    "The riots, burning, looting, and murders are only a continuation of 30 years of racial politics."

    "The criminals who terrorize our cities--in riots and on every non-riot day--are not exclusively young black males, but they largely are. As children, they are trained

  138. the truth behind this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ebaumsworld strikes again!

  139. Google, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's your friend. Actually, you could have gone straight to Wiki... (tsk, tsk, I'm thinking some people actually consider you "internet savvy")

  140. Re:It's not a church... But the Salvation Army IS by DCTooTall · · Score: 1

    HAHA... and then I remember a few years back when the Salvation Army was staying at the same hotel which DragonCon was being held at in Atlanta.


    Any group which can pretty much peacefully co-exist with the geekdom and counter-culture that is a huge mega convention is alright in my book.

    (And I've heard numerous stories post-con of the Salvo people showing up in the hotel bars after-hours.... or even a few at room-parties)

  141. Trash by deesine · · Score: 1

    No free press, no free speech, no street trash. However, discarded tracts seem like a small price to pay.

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    damaged by dogma
  142. Re:Heard of Prussian Blue? Ron has co-starred w/ ' by Lane.exe · · Score: 1

    This is the greatest slashdot comment ever. As one law student sitting in class talking to another, allow me to say, "Good job."

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    IAALS.
  143. Poe's Law by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    Unless they put a smiley face at the end... regardless how crazy things are they are indistinguishable from real beliefs.

    I have actually overheard Scientologists talking about some specific thetans bothering them. I think they are on the level... which means I suppose that they are off their rockers.

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    1. Re:Poe's Law by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I've heard Christians talk about how Jesus fixed their liver, and acupuncture practicioners talk about how the needles block Chi flows. Having a stupid belief about slaughtered galactic citizens stuck to your body causing all your illness and bad thoughts seems no sillier.

      Claiming that getting rid of these spirits make you a god, and you can get rid of them with a badly designed lie detector called an "e-meter" and having all your confessions of crimes and bad thoughts recorded and sent to the cult headquarters, and paying to have that done? Now, that's silly.

  144. Re:RIAA.. Scientology or other's flyers in SF... by mrmud · · Score: 1

    but ideas peddled and then rejected are a CLEAR sign that some one or some organization is going beyond free-speech guarantees.

    No such thing. Free speech is free speech. Saying that going 'beyond' is placing a limit on it somewhere. Once a limit is in place, it's trivial to adjust it. I'd rather have someone yelling at me with a microphone and be annoyed then someone whispering quietly to me and remaining ignorant.

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  145. Re:It's not a church... But the Salvation Army IS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, yes. I remember a convention with the American Association of the Blind. The con-goers had no adventure as embarassing and talked about as the blind fellow in the hotel dining room, berating his dog for dumping an exquisitely large, sticky and odorous bundle of Republican fiscal policy on the carpet.

  146. Re:RIAA.. Scientology or other's flyers in SF... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    I guess what I'm getting at is that peddlers of pamphlets and flyers (ESPECIALLY of dogma, religion, etc.) should be required to have a "permit to distribute" or a "peddler's permit". Most cities require them, and many WILL enforce. But, SF sometimes is too damned liberal. I see the SAME people peddling these things, and I politely wave "no" to them, but I am sick of seeing their refuse lying on the ground.

    The City should utilize some of those Powell-beat cops to tag these guy and fine them on the spot. And, any stuff of theirs collected should be sent to the Mayor's office until they become so sick of it they begin to enforce the law. I suppose that means the Downtown and Tendergroin street cleaning teams will have less to clean up, but if SF makes a big ol deal about people using street refuse bins to toss home-originated garbage, then the City can also crack down on these recruiters and anyone else peddling garbage-generating papers. It's not like they're offering "Street Sheet" in exchange for a buck (a program for homeless). These are religious types looking to recruit, convert or otherwise dupe people with movie-ticket-like cards. These, too, are another affront I see, littering the streets.

    I do find fault with the litterbugs, but often they accept this paraphernalia out of politeness and then dump it in indignation that some Hubbard or Cruise or other outfit is handing these things out on a daily, factory-like basis. These are not just tourists, but locals.

    SF had some plan (which seems to have died quietly) to go after DJs and promotional companies and clubs and bars because they would attach to cars all manner of and multiples of flyers, cards, strips and such and the vehicle owners either on the first or on subsequent visits to the area (or, they live there and were presumed to be a club-goer) get sick of it and just DUMP it to the ground.

    To me, affixing ANY paper other than citations or kind "please don't block my driveway or you'll be towed next time" signs is a form of littering. SF WAS going to crack down, but there was a HUGE uproar by local businesses and things seemed to quiet down. Flyers still go onto cars, but maybe now SF just resorts to extra cleanup via use of the jobless in work programs.

    Hell, it's not as if cracking down on Scientology or the like is the same as blaspheming the Pope. (The HS (Holy See) has at his command a private police force and I wouldn't be surprised if a few assassins or Popejas (ninjas....) work there too. Anyone know if there are "enforcers" for Scientology/et al?)

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  147. Not only that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quick, easy and dirty guide to cults:
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    They actually brainwash people you know! Not just intimidate them and the likes! - Basically it comes down to asking lots of questions one by one too fast for the opponent to answer! The person on the reiceiving end can only reply to some of the questions, after a while, the brain's buffer of 'unanswered questions' overflows and the bit that conducts proper reasoning shuts down, (a bit like hypnotizing people but without their consent) hence many unsuspecting people can be 'sucked in' without even being concious of it! The best thing you can do if you are approached by a dangerous cult is not to panic, since their method of forced preaching only works when the brain becomes overly-stressed beyond its limits, thus their use of 'scare-tactics'! Second best thing is not to try and bother converting them or arguing. Third thing is, ask them lots of questions back - maybe even practise your monologue if you get the chance - to beat them at their own game! Bear in mind they come back!

    If you're forced to answer for some reason, quote something they can't argue with, such as the bible, as there's no way they're ever gonna get rid of that by law enforcement!

    PS: They actually prey on the argumentative types, as they're more likely to succomb to their arguments! Also, these sorts of people are more useful later when involved in 'converting people' themselves! Therefore it is an endless cycle!

    When you get totally stuck, it might be time to get out that electrocuting doorbell! (the one with the note and 'legalizing' danger sign clearly printed on it that says not to press it at risk of death!) Hehehehe...

    Out of interest:
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    My older brother was approached by some Scientologists, he eventually won the argument, but complained of feeling 'completely washed out' at the end!

    Anything that conflicts with my religion is flawed in my view, unless more convincing, which is certainly not the case with Scientologists!

    Legal:
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    I'm not intending the information contained in this text to be used for any other purpose than for the interest of the readers of slashdot, I accept no responsibilty for any other usage of this text, or procedures contained herein. Any information provided is my own opinion and original research. I have no previous experience as a pshycologist, hypnotist, or any other form of mental therapist or analyst, and as such, any information provided herein is subject to interpretation and the reader's own personal judgement, and may not necessarilly be correct.

  148. Scientologists are Copyright Hypocrits by goodrob · · Score: 1


    Way back what seems like many years ago now I contacted the webmaster and designer of Urban 75 to inform him that the Scientologists had ripped off his design. I actually first thought that he must be working for them but had to ask him just in case.

    Check out these stories from that debacle...

    http://www.urban75.com/rip_off.html

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/01/22/scientologist_web_site_rips_off/

    I hope that this case can be used to one day prove the ridiculous double standard the cult seems to promote.

  149. Make Fun Not WAR: Darth Sithentologist, Oprah, by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    First scary Tom Cruise revealing how damaged he has become from his involvement in the cult of Scientology.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l6a8rvn1Ig&feature=related

    Then funny Jerry O'Connell spoofing Tom:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6s9OzSSeeo

    Oh, yeah then there is Darth Vader, Sithentologist. Ultra funny.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GanPoPcyjLI

    This was the last time Tom is on Oprah. Really funny. Gut splitting really.
    http://www.lulu.tv/?p=52

    Finally there is the making of war by the spooky Anonymous who has declared war against the cult of
    Scientology. A video manifesto of sorts. Oh, this was already linked. Well, it's here just for completeness.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ

    1. Re:Make Fun Not WAR: Darth Sithentologist, Oprah, by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      Darn, someone took down the Jerry O'Connell video alreay. Arrrrrrggggg....

      Ok, here it is at Funny or Die.
      http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe

  150. ... unless you try to leave by NonCow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... but have you have noticed that Mormons tend to be really nice people? ... unless you try to leave, then they treat you like you are the greatest evil on earth. Another hallmark of the *commonly* defined "cult".
  151. Just in case... by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    Hail Xenu!

    Please don't sue.

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  152. An inside view of the Scientology reality tunnel by James+McGuigan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Within the Church of Scientology, you are taught that Scientology is the one and only solution to all mankind's problems, and during this narrow window of opportunity in mankind's history it is possible to "clear the planet" (ie give everybody auditing) and save humanity from itself. Most other goals pale in comparison and anything that detracts from Scientology, or its expansion is in essence a mortal sin against humanity. This belief is strong enough to get people sign up the Sea Organization (LRH's private navy) on a billion year contract (ie you are in for the long haul... and not just this lifetime)

    Anyone who attacks the church is either a suppressive person (2.5% of the population who are evil - think Hitler), PTS due to a connection to an SP (Potential Trouble Source - 20% of the population), or has committed various other overts and withholds (ie sins and secrets) and it trying to justify their own actions by making the Scientology seem less (because if you admitted to yourself that Scientology was the "one and only solution" then your otherwise small crime would have to weigh fairly heavily on your conscience). Anyone who commits various sins and suppressive acts, will be subconsciously aware of this, and slowly do themselves in (ie get sick, have an accident) to prevent themselves from committing more crimes.

    It is also taught that if someone encounters the OT3 materials before being ready for them, then as part of the psychological conditioning to create "prison-planet" earth, the person may get sick and die and this is the reason it is considered "confidential" and heavily protected, and only available to members of the church past a certain level. In the south park episode "trapped in the closet", they did a cartoon version of the OT3 materials labeled "This Is what Scientologists Actually Believe", if Matt and Trey has been members of the church, they would have been ex-communicated very quickly. The church would have almost definitely told Issac Hayes to "dissconnect" from them or otherwise become ineligible for any future Scientology services or auditing.

    This "truth" or "reality tunnel" is slowly conditioned into you until you internalise it. There is a huge taboo against reading or discussing anything potentially negative or "entheta" against Scientology or the church, often the taboo will extend down to the point that you feel it is wrong to "think" about potentially negative things regarding Scientology. To do so would potentially detract from Scientology and is thus a mortal sin against humanity, or you might wind up making yourself sick. I know this, because I was brought up within the church, and through the process of leaving the church and the Scientology "reality tunnel", it took me around two years to fully confront this internal taboo to the point I could openly think and speak on the subject.

    Part of the process for getting people into this state of mind, is that during Scientology auditing, if you have any undisclosed overts or withholds, or you have your attention stuck on something, the e-meter will pick up on this (that you have your attention stuck on something after you where asked a question - its the same principal behind the polygraph), Thus the auditor will be trained to uncover these issues, by continually asking questions on the subject, with the help of the e-meter, which may include turning part of the auditing session into a confessional. Auditing is essentially about being completely open and honest with yourself and your mind, and fully confronting (with the help of the auditor) any issues that where previously painful or unconscious about (this is actually the good bit about Scientology). Having out-ethics or keeping secrets is considered to be a barrier to your own spiritual growth.

  153. Why Scientology is different by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    SouthPark spoofs on Jews, Catholics, LDS, Islam, atheists, Scientologists, and everybody else. Guess which one group gets all pissy about it?

    What other religion, or even cult, has led a massive, organized, campaign against a website that is critical to them?

    Not only does Scientology try to sell their teachings, Scientoloy gets all pissy about outside who reveal their teachings.

    CoS teachings may not be any crazier than the teachings of any other religion, but CoS is sure touchy about discussion of their beliefs.

  154. A cult is *not* like a small unpopular religion by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    cult (n): A small, unpopular religion.
    religion (n): a large, popular cult.

    Not true. A cult has many other characteristics.

    Here is a checklist:

    http://www.csj.org/infoserv_cult101/checklis.htm

    A few examples of characteristics associated with cultic groups:

    * Subservience to the leader or group requires members to cut ties with family and friends, and radically alter the personal goals and activities they had before joining the group.

    * The group is preoccupied with bringing in new members.

    * Members are expected to devote inordinate amounts of time to the group and group-related activities.

    * Members are encouraged or required to live and/or socialize only with other group members.

    * The most loyal members (the "true believers") feel there can be no life outside the context of the group. They believe there is no other way to be, and often fear reprisals to themselves or others if they leave (or even consider leaving) the group.

    Can you honestly tell me that every large, established, religion require all that?

  155. Re:Make Fun Not WAR: Smilentology by itsybitsy · · Score: 1
  156. Re:Effectual? Irrelevant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True. My undergrad studies at a leading broadcasting college included a documentary research class. The professor was very specific that we could and should write about anything and not be afraid to tell the truth...with one exception:

    Do not write about Scientology. It is dangerous to do so. Journalists have disappeared, etc.

    It scared me a little and I had no idea at the time what Scientology was, but I knew it should be avoided. Both in everyday life and as a subject of criticism.

  157. A few thoughts... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    1. The e-meter thing on eBay (which I'm assuming was on the US server through the .com): why not list them on the .co.uk servers in a location within the UK? That would get around the DMCA (as that does NOT APPLY HERE!)

    2. I agree with a post I saw as I was skimming. The CoS is EITHER a CHURCH, or it is a BUSINESS. If it is a church, then the content of its writings should be held in the PUBLIC DOMAIN as those of other recognised religions such as Catholicism, Christianity, Islam, etc., and therefore is NOT protected by copright, copyright extensions or the DMCA as other literature such as the works of Rowling. If it is a business, then its writings are protected by copyright and it may openly sell them for cashprofit and charge whatever exhorbitant fees it chooses for membership. IT MAY NOT, however, PRETEND TO BE A CHURCH. ALSO, it loses NPO status and becomes liable for corporate level taxation with due taxes backdated to the commencement of business operations (ie whenever Hubbard had the bright idea and set the wheels in motion).

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  158. Dissapointed in the video. by ilumits · · Score: 1

    It would have been more effective had the voice been GladOS.

  159. not news by slvmchn · · Score: 1

    this has been going on for some weeks now if i'm not mistaken. the irony is 4chan kinda knows they can get really fucked over this - pretty much no matter how much damage they do to the scientologists, their website has a reputation for being a haven for kiddy porn fanatics (even though there are rules against it). 4chan could get taken down if they're not careful, they even pretty much suspected that scientologists were already on there pasting CP to get them busted

  160. Landmark Forum is just skills training by Sir+Groane · · Score: 1

    "Especially when you consider its offshoot, the Landmark Forum"

    I know this is slashdot, but I have to counter this misinformation :-)

    Landmark Education is completely distinct from $ci£ntology (yes, CoS is not just American unfortunately).

    Landmark is an offshot of EST, which was created by Werner Erhard http://www.wernererhard.com/ - some aspects of EST were weird, but then that was back in the early 70's when everything was weird! LF is just a bunch of people in a room talking. It takes the form of a 3 or 4-day intensive "bootcamp" type experience so can be tiring and very direct - but then direct, no-nonsense communication is part of the training. The history and detail of Landmark Education are freely available - e.g. http://www.landmarkeducation.com/display_content.jsp?top=26&mid=654&bottom=665 - and no-one from Landmark will harass me for making this post. Neither of those can be said of COS.

    Yes I've done the Landmark Forum, and trained to be a coach. It's a very cathartic experience and, for the first few months at least, you come out very evangelical (which is why some people think it's "weird") but after a while you calm down and realise it's just training in communication and how to deal with the "Slings and Arrows" of life. I'd recommend it for anyone who wonders why the same old problems keep cropping up in their life.

    On the other hand, the key marker of CoS is that it's *anti* communication! Everything is secret, and you get severely harassed for talking about it. *That's* the key difference and description of a (paranoid) cult. Also the higher levels of CoS belief are *out* of this world rather than in it. E.g. the Thetan machine (or whatever it's caused) is just a glorified stress detector (based on skin resistance etc.) but you try saying that around a CoS high-priest!

    And so on and so on. CoS is a self-exploitation evil that needs to be blown wide open.

  161. It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That us Anonymous Cowards banded together against Scientology.

  162. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by rush22 · · Score: 1

    Interesting post--I don't know why it only has +3. Ah well.

  163. Re:RIAA.. Scientology or other's flyers in SF... by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Free speech is free speech when it is a spoken 'opinion', however, free speech ain't free with it is the false statement of facts used to obtain money. That is generally considered as fraud and has some rather substantial costs associated with it, so not always free ;).

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  164. History Lesson: Inquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to be forgetting the Inquisition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition Not that I'm defending CoS.

  165. Hail Xenu by mongie · · Score: 1

    A forum I am a member of organised a plane to fly past the premiere of Mission Impossible 3 towing a sign saying "Hail Xenu". The plane never came... "Due to bad conditions" and it has long been believed that the Church had pressured the company into not participating. Scary.

    1. Re:Hail Xenu by genesus · · Score: 1

      Is there a way to register as a suppresive person? I'd like to not have to ever have dealings with any of these people.

  166. Scientology is a concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Religions in general are causing problems in this world. Most new movements are a concern to me. Scientology and Mormons seem to have constantly shifting and contradictory views (i.e. anti-black one year to accepting blacks the next year), which is crooked. From what I know about Bahai philosophy, Bahais seem to be the only new movement that has integrity and their people all seem rational and trying to do some genuine good.

    1. Re:Scientology is a concern by JLavezzo · · Score: 1

      Thanks. We try.

  167. Ontology by null.account · · Score: 1

    How does a group call itself "Anonymous" ?

  168. Respect is an isotropic arrangement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any religion which demonstrates a lack of respect for the ideas of those who do not believe deserve to be treated with the same lack of respect ad infinitum until war breaks loose and everyone dies.

  169. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And it's no different from any religion of this culture. There is one way to salvation. Belief, knowledge, or auditing or wevertf; it's all the same.

    I'm tired.

  170. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an excellent, accurate description of the CoS and a good example of why they should be considered a cult - it should go much further than just appear as a slashdot comment.

    While I'm pretty much agnostic or even an atheist myself, and consider all religions silly, scientology is quite a bit more evil than most. While there are many cults based on other religions (which control the lives of their members pretty much exactly like scientology does), they're generally fairly small compared to the mainstream counterpart to their religion. In the case of scientology, the mainstream organization is the really nasty cult, and the ones practicing without the cult presence are the minority (but they do exist, IIRC they're called the free zoners or something like that).

  171. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

    The Freezone http://www.freezone.de/ is "decentralized" organization of people practising LRH auditing techniques outside of the Church of Scientology. Some use "100% standard tech" and others using modified/extended versions of it.

    The CoS considers anyone using the LRH tech outside the Church to be "squirrels" (you have to be nuts) and generally to be criminals (think of how the Catholic church considered the protestants during the reformation). Getting auditing within the Freezone will likely make you ineligible for any future services in the CoS.

    I am not a member of the Freezone, but from reading their site it seems much closer to how Scientology should be. Their page on philosophy is good: http://www.freezone.de/english/e_philo.htm

  172. Video response from Scientology to Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They uploaded a video to YouTube in the same style as the Anonymous video. Threating Anon. of course. Oh, they are calling themselves "Century" http://www.fohdeesha.com/cos/

  173. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by CSMatt · · Score: 1

    Stallman deciding to release an "updated" version of the GPL v2.0. That already happened. It's called GPLv3.
  174. http://www.xenu.net/ by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:http://www.xenu.net/ by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1
      Agh, I hit the button too soon. Meant to say:

      The Truth Behind Scientology: http://www.xenu.net/

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  175. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by jrumney · · Score: 1

    It was a poor analogy anyway. The equivalent would be Linus Torvolds deciding to release an "updated" version of the GPL v2.0 after RMS's death, citing the fact that Bill Gates had influenced Eben Moglen to insert subversive clauses into the original behind RMS's back.

  176. Re:Anonymous? Really? by axx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is extremely hard for me to believe as a European that you have TV reports like that in the States.. only after I read about that report on wikipedia did I start accepting the possibility that this was NOT a joke. By no means do we have perfect journalism on this side of the Atlantic Ocean, but this.. this can not even be called "journalism". Amazing, simply amazing. I am in awe at the methods used in this "informational" program.

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  177. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by MECC · · Score: 1

    It is something comparable to the pope releasing an "updated" version of the bible, or Stallman deciding to release an "updated" version of the GPL v2.0.

    Umm... the bible is a collection of ancient literature, and the writings of hubbard are science fiction. The GPL is a legal license - it doesn't even have a plot line. How much more apples to oranges can you get?

    Besides, search though I might, I could not find instructions for the holy hand grenade of antioch anywhere in the GPL. It clearly needs to be updated. And blessed some more by his holiness RMS.

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  178. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Hartley · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that personal comment on the cult. If you haven't already done so, you might consider visiting and contributing to the website 'Through the Door'
    http://alley.ethercat.com/door/index.html
    which explores the thoughts of people who have participated in the Church of Scientology in a structured interview format. There is also a message board for ex-members, but you may have already found that:
    http://www.forum.exscn.net/index.php

  179. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by just_forget_it · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Your post reminds me a lot of my experience as a Jehovah's Witness. I was raised in the church, and a lot of these elements of scientology are present in the JW religion as well.

    "Within the Church of Scientology, you are taught that Scientology is the one and only solution to all mankind's problems, and during this narrow window of opportunity in mankind's history it is possible to "clear the planet" (ie give everybody auditing) and save humanity from itself. Most other goals pale in comparison and anything that detracts from Scientology, or its expansion is in essence a mortal sin against humanity. This belief is strong enough to get people sign up the Sea Organization (LRH's private navy) on a billion year contract (ie you are in for the long haul... and not just this lifetime)"

    It's the same thing with Jehovah's Witnesses. As a witness, you are taught that the Watchtower society is the "faithful and discreet slave" (otherwise known as the "faithful and wise servant" in most Bibles), meaning that they are the sole channel to God. Any kind of salvation and favor with God are impossible without following the doctrinal interpretations of the society. They also teach that the only goal a Witness of Jehovah should have is to preach the message to others as much as possible. All other ambitions in life come secondary. This is why there are no Jehovah's Witness charities, scholarships, or homeless shelters. They believe the earth will all be destroyed and that the only thing that needs to be done is get people into the Watchtower fold so they can survive Armageddon.

    "Anyone who attacks the church is either a suppressive person..."

    Anyone who disagrees, even if only privately, to the most specific tenets of the Jehovah's Witness faith (including the weird bits like the 1914 eschatology) is labeled an apostate and under direct control of Satan and the demons. People who publicly attack the church are often viewed as sinning against the holy spirit, the Bible's only unforgivable sin.

    "There is a huge taboo against reading or discussing anything potentially negative or "entheta" against Scientology or the church, often the taboo will extend down to the point that you feel it is wrong to "think" about potentially negative things regarding Scientology.

    Right in line with Watchtower teachings. Books and authors that disagree with the society's conclusions are labeled as "worldly," meaning that they are a product of a world ruled by Satan. Essentially, anything that doesn't agree with doctrine is wholly Satanic, automatically, no questions asked. Witnesses are constantly told to stay away from the internet and from "apostate" reading material, because reading such things will corrupt the mind of even the most faithful Jehovah's Witness.

    "it drills into you the fact that Scientology "works" and "gets results" and that the only reason it doesn't work is due to incorrect understood, applied or "squirreled"

    Everything that is taught by the society is "the truth." If wonderful things don't happen to you as a result of being "in the truth," then it is always your fault. You might not be praying enough, or you might need to be going out door-knocking more often. If you're not happy, you're not doing enough, period. Until recently and even currently on some occasions, those with depression were/are told that the reason for their depression is that something is keeping them from God. The solutions are to pray and read the Bible more.

    "he did a purge of anyone within the church who he considered was not 100% loyal to him by declaring them suppressive and excommunicating them (members of the church are required to "dis-connect" and never again speak to someone who has been excommunicated)."

    The same thing happened with Joseph F. Rutherford took over the presidency of the Watchtower society from its founder, Charles T. Russel, in 1917. He instituted the doctrine of "disfellowshipping." Those who are disfellowshipped are shunned by everyo

  180. Secret documents of the cult of scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the secret documents the cult doesn't want you to see! download here and pass on! http://www.sendspace.com/file/o7p8y0 yours, anonymous.

  181. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    if you have any undisclosed overts or withholds, or you have your attention stuck on something, the e-meter will pick up on this

    Even after leaving Scientology, you still believe that the e-meter actually does something??
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  182. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... the bible is a collection of ancient literature, and the writings of hubbard are science fiction. The GPL is a legal license - it doesn't even have a plot line. How much more apples to oranges can you get? ...How to be overly critical.

    All examples are documents describing rules. Whether it be regarding human behavior, legal rules, or the rules to Parchesee, his point is still valid. And whether you consider the Bible and Scientology fictional or not, when they become religion, the documents become the 'rules' that people live by.

    I can't imagine how you read the author's statement and completely missed the point just because of the origins of the documents in question.
  183. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1
    You're grossly misinformed if you think other religions behave or believe things like this. Most religions, despite what you see on TV:

    • Do not try to extort money from members by charging exorbitant amounts of money for religious services
    • Do not blackmail members when they attempt to leave the organization
    • Do not claim to have supernatural effects on reality
    • Do not believe that all members of Other Religion X are doomed to damnation
    To quote South Park:

    "Is it really any more retarded than Jesus rising from the dead? Or Buddha sitting under a tree for 2 years?"
    "Yeah, dude, it's way, way more retarded."
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  184. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    I will focus on Christianity since I know most about it.

    Do not try to extort money from members by charging exorbitant amounts of money for religious services.

    Opinions differ on tithing, but we also have examples of monetary payment for sins.

    Do not claim to have supernatural effects on reality.

    People often pray for people to be healed and they will be healed. That is clearly belief in supernatural influence on reality.

    Do not believe that all members of Other Religion X are doomed to damnation.

    Are you kidding? It is even worse than believing they are doomed, but that you must go and punish (kill) them yourself. See Deuteronomy 8-19, 13-6, 13-12, Jeremiah 1-16, and 16-10. And this nearly pales in comparison to Islam.

    I am afraid many more religions offer this bunk than you seem to believe.

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  185. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1
    You should read 1984 by George Orwell. Free ebook here

    To me your story sounded a lot like this one. He even introduces a new vocabulary with words like double think.

    His mind slid away into the labyrinthine world of doublethink. To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again: and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself. That was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word 'doublethink' involved the use of doublethink.
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  186. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Enahs · · Score: 1

    Do not believe that all members of Other Religion X are doomed to damnation.


    Are you kidding? It is even worse than believing they are doomed, but that you must go and punish (kill) them yourself. See Deuteronomy 8-19, 13-6, 13-12, Jeremiah 1-16, and 16-10. And this nearly pales in comparison to Islam.


    Either you're trolling or you're greatly misled if you feel this represents Christianity. Old-school Judaism, maybe (oh...right, mentioning that this is really from Judaism is likely anti-Semitism...my bad) but outside the world of Baptists people actually pay attention to the ministry of Christ. Example: Christ's example wrt adultery.
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  187. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

    Saying you know about Christianity and then providing links to the SAB is like saying "hey - I know quantum physics!" and then using a 10-year old's essay as source material.

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  188. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good post, thanks.

  189. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    i have a family member who is BEYOND involved in scientology. it nearly destroyed our relationship as this family member was more than just blood, but my sibling and my best friend. in support of her beliefs i went with her to learn more about the "religion" they prayed on my insecurities and promised me a better life, but in doing so i would need to rid myself of those who bring me down (ie non scientologists including my significant other). i must admit, their arguments are/were convincing. so much, in fact, i ended up signing up for my first course and officially became a member of scientology. now before you call me weak and say it would never happen to you, these people are programmed to understand the flaws and insecurities in a person. they were showing me around the church/building explaining to me auditing even had me test out the process. during this "introduction" they tapped into my vulnerabilities and exploited them. 9 hours later i caved. then i was forced to sit through the "orientation" video which stated "if you leave this room after seeing this film and never mention scientology again you are free to do so, it would be stupid but you can do it. you can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out ... that is your choice". i started to feel unclean and confused as to what i was doing and why i was still there. they convince me to attend my first course lesson, since i had to wait for my sister to get done with her "purif" and she drove me there, i didnt have much of a choice so i watched videos read books and had a man quiz me on my "knowledge". i soon started to see clearly as i had 12 hours prior. the man started attacking my personal relationships and life. this man who was supposed to "teach" me was beginning to insult me. i wanted out. i finished as many exercises as i could then kept leaving to use the "restroom" because you aren't allowed to use cellphones. my sister was ecstatic i had joined the "church", but as soon as she was up i quickly brought her down and told her i never plan on attending another course/class nor do i plan on returning to the church. needless to say she was less than pleased. the man who taught the class was sending me letters every week stating i was an addict who was going to destroy her own life if i didnt return to the church (im an addict for drinking wine and using prescription meds). i informed my sister and showed her the letters, but she thought i was over reacting. our relationship was thrown into turmoil again. i have worked over the past year to win my sister back and have attempted to come to terms with her beliefs and tell myself "if it makes her happy that is all that matters". it was working and my blinders were in full effect till one day a piece of mail hadn't been forwarded to her new address. the letter was a hand written letter and it was from a local address, nothing suspicious, but my sister often received checks from work in the same manner. i noticed the envelope had been tampered with so i opened it to make sure that if it were a check it was still intact. upon opening the envelope i see a receipt for her latest auditing session. a payment of $15,000 was made toward her $30,000 balance for ONE SESSION. This is on top of what she has already paid to them for the purification, dozens and dozens of books/dvds, multiple courses, prior auditing sessions... etc. so you now might be thinking "its her money and her life no big deal". wrong, my sister is a college student making under $40,000 a year. she is putting herself in mounds of debt to be "clear". also, before i end this novel ... they prayed on her after she was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. later they tell her the cancer is a product of the negative people in her life (non scientologists), there is no such thing as illness.

    now tell me this is comparable to every other religion. if think you belong with them.

  190. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by ATOMIC+BOY · · Score: 1

    I think you are grossly uninformed if you think Christianity, among most other religions, DOESN'T prescribe every point on your list. But, a difference between a 'religion' and a 'cult' like Scientology, is that a religion doesn't keep essential secrets away from the public or even their members. Then again, a religion is just a cult, but with more members. Get ready for the religion of Scientology to be accepted near you, soon.

  191. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    You clearly aren't from the south; you probably imagine that all Christians are similar to Unitarians or something.

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  192. hugely popular NIV Bible copyrighted + NOT free! by llamafirst · · Score: 1

    Any "Church" that charges for its teachings and also has them copyrighted to prevent free distribution is not a church it's a scam at best and a dangerous cult at worst.

    The New International Version Bible is one of the most popular religious texts of the last century.

    The New International Version Bible is copyrighted and they charge for the text.

    BTW, someone I used to work with made a "bible reader" program and checked with the NIV folks and sure enough they would not let him release the source without forcing him to charge for his formerly free Bible reader program, so that they could get their cut.

    The NIV is waaaaaay copyrighted:
    http://www.studylight.org/info/copyright/bible/niv.html

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    The text may be quoted in any form (written, visual, electronic or audio), up to and inclusive of five hundred (500) verses without the express written permission of the publisher, providing the verses quoted do not amount to a complete book of the Bible nor do the verses quoted account for 25 percent (25%) or more of the total text of the work in which they are quoted.

    Permission requests that exceed the above guidelines must be directed to, and approved in writing by, International Bible Society®, 1820 Jet Stream Drive, Colorado Springs, CO 80921, USA.

    PROPER USE STATEMENT:

    These Scriptures are copyrighted by International Bible Society® and have been made available on the Internet for your personal use only. Any other use including, but not limited to, copying or re-posting the Scripture on the Internet is prohibited. These Scriptures may not be altered or modified in any form but must remain in their original context.

    For the purpose of online access these Scriptures may not be sold or otherwise offered for sale. The use of "International Bible Society" or the "NIV" may not be used for commercial advertising purposes.

    These Scriptures are not public domain. These Scriptures are not shareware and may not be duplicated.

  193. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

    The e-meter works by sending a small electrical current through the body and detecting small amount of change in the electrical resistance of the body. Your mental thought processes, or your bodies reaction to these thought processes, can subtly affect this electrical resistance.

    In essence the e-meter is an over-engineered ohmmeter. The e-meter does not detect "lies" or "thetan levels", it is simply a bio-feedback device. It has been noted that various patterns of change in a bodies electrical resistance, happen to correlate with the presence of some fairly basic thought patterns, such as having your attention on something, or stress associated with being slightly uncomfortable about a thought (which may be unrelated to the question asked, or even the fact that question itself was asked at all).

    The so called "lie detector" polygraph test, has several different sensors, but works on a similar principal, of detecting physiological factors that are correlated with stress or anxiety, which may be in part caused by a persons fear of getting caught in a lie.

    I have heard descriptions of a couple of methods of psychotherapy, which sound similar to the basic principals of Scientology auditing, the purpose of the e-meter is simply to guide the auditor to focus his questions on areas where you still have attention on, and not to stop addressing an area until the e-meter indicated that you no longer have any attention on the area,

    So yes, I believe that the e-meter actually does "something", but on the other hand its does not simply confer magical powers to the person behind the dial. Somebody who is fairly experienced with giving psychotherapy, would probably be able to get similar indications through observing a persons body language, facial expressions and various other sub-conscious signals a person gives off. Its a simple tool, and if used by somebody competent it can potentially assist in psychotherapy.

  194. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

    I have already read the book, in fact I read it whilst still within the church (iirc it was actually the guthenburg ebook version). It didn't set of any alarm bells though, at the time.

    The Church's reality tunnel is a fairly nice one to be in, you are rarely exposed to the contradictions that exist within it. But it is a fairly fragile one, as soon as you start questioning things and seeing the contradictions and trying to resolve them yourself, it all breaks down fairly quickly. That's one of the reasons the church tries very hard to cocoon its members from anything critical of the church. From its point of view, people who get exposed to critical meterial against the church, and if it doesn't get "handled" quickly, those people tend to end up leaving the church - its a matter of viewpoint if their leaving is due to their minds being corrupted with entheta, or them simply seeing the truth.

    The two films that correlate with my emotional experiences, would be Equilibrium and in terms of having to rebuild your whole reality again from scratch: Fight Club.

  195. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

    It seems that similar patterns tend to repeat themselves in various places. Fundamentalism is not intrinsic to any religion or political ideology, but if left unchecked could potentually grow anywhere.

    I guess the most important question is how do you personally react when put in a situation like that, do you take the path of least resistance and simply toe the line and don't raise any inconvenient questions, or do you have the certainty in yourself to question those contradictions, and follow your own path, and keep your own council, regardless of what everyone else tells you is the right thing to do.

  196. Not the Point by Morosoph · · Score: 1
    Yeah, Ron Paul has a lot of strange ideas, but far more interesting is how Rudy, with 3% of the vote gets coverage when RP, with 10%, does not.

    The real story isn't RPs amazing 10%, but that RP is so far outside the mainstream media's sense of reality that you get what looks like inept censorship.

    The cute little "FAQ" contained in your first link would make perfect sense if RP had 1% of the vote, but media coverage as if he had 1% of the vote is not "The Voting Public".

    I'm not saying that he'd be likely to win, even given proper coverage, nor am I saying that there's a conspiracy. I simply think that journalists don't take well to having their sense of reality jolted, indeed, to think of reality as a matter of consensus, rather than something physical, is part of the thinking of the typical individual who becomes a journalist.

  197. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by Nihilanth · · Score: 1

    you used the phrase "reality tunnel" a number of times. Have the works of Robert Anton Wilson contributed to your development as well? His writings have initiated many the cognitive jailbreak, it seems.

  198. Sources? by duyn · · Score: 1

    I'm not defending Scientology, but I think if you are going to make such strong claims, a few credible links are in order. Otherwise, you're doing the same thing they are, publicly smearing them as being evil. I could have made the same claim against the Tongan Government and few people would have known without serious research whether I was just making it up.

    "Just Google It" won't suffice; hardly anyone will seriously research the allegations of every unsubstantiated, inflammatory piece of writing they come across.

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  199. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by James+McGuigan · · Score: 1

    I encountered Robert Anton Wilson only a couple of years after leaving the church. I am a fan of his works. Having had my reality tunnel collapse around me, and more than once since leaving the church, I would almost describe myself as a universal agnostic (I believe in what I believe now [my map], but know that at some point in the future I will see in a completely different way) - everything is permitted, nothing is true.

  200. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    I am afraid many more religions offer this bunk than you seem to believe.


    And all of them are certain sects of Christianity. The one I belong to (Orthodox) offers none of them.
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  201. Re:An inside view of the Scientology reality tunne by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    I think you are grossly uninformed if you think that there aren't dozens of kinds of Christianity, and for every bullet on the list, you could pick one that prescribes it and one that doesn't.

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