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Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command'

An anonymous reader writes "Wired reports that the two-star general in charge of the US Air Force's new Cyber Command is looking for hacker-types to beef up its cadre of cyber warriors — no heavy lifting required. 'We have to change the way we think about warriors of the future,' General William Lord says. 'So if they can't run three miles with a pack on their backs but they can shut down SCADA system, we need to have a culture where they fit in.' The Cyber Command is the Air Force's first new Major Command since the early 1990s. Its purpose is to be able to win an electronic war with China and other potential adversaries."

524 comments

  1. Yeah, right. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    we need to have a culture where they fit in. Somehow I don't think the Air Force is going to be keen on people smoking pot in the command center.
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    1. Re:Yeah, right. by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know I'd not be keen on people smoking pot in my work place either.

      Deadbeat != security expert. Get a job and cut your hair, dude.

    2. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Deadbeat != security expert. Get a job and cut your hair, dude.

      Pothead |= deadbeat. Judge results, not style, shitsuck.

    3. Re: Yeah, right. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Deadbeat != security expert. Get a job and cut your hair, dude.

      Pothead |= deadbeat. Judge results, not style, shitsuck. Your rebuttal is somewhat weakened by your unfortunate choice of the logical symbol for "entails" to indicate the inequality!
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    4. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's certainly not rational to use performance decreasing drugs during a competition.

    5. Re: Yeah, right. by Proud_to_be_Pinoy · · Score: 1

      maybe he used to be a Clipper programmer?

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    6. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finest Reply!

    7. Re:Yeah, right. by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      One word: Rebagliatti

    8. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somehow I don't think the Air Force is going to be keen on people smoking pot in the command center.

      You don't smoke pot in the command center, you smoke pot behind the command center.

      At least, that's where we smoked it back in the seventies and early eighties. . .

    9. Re: Yeah, right. by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Might be a typo. My keyboard has the pipe next to the exclamation mark too..

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    10. Re: Yeah, right. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man's finger lands 5mm too far to the left: must be a retard. More at 11.

    11. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow I don't think the Air Force is going to be keen on people smoking pot in the command center.
      Did I miss a memo about a recent policy change?
    12. Re: Yeah, right. by s74ng3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought they were smileys! Pothead |= Deadbeat !=

    13. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot's not entirely a performance decreasing drug.
      It is, for some people, maybe most people, some of the time, maybe most of the time.. but once you reach a point of acclimation to the high i don't think you can say or probably even show it decreasing any sort of performance. except possibly the not-watching-gilligan's-island performance...

      LOOK OUT SKIPPER! HEADHUNTERS!!

    14. Re: Yeah, right. by Aqualung812 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What the hell screwed up keyboard are you using? My | key is about 8 inches to the RIGHT of the ! key.

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    15. Re: Yeah, right. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

      Probably. Clipper programmers are a bunch of pothead deadbeats.

    16. Re: Yeah, right. by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      no that would be the pipe command, he's showing off his smarts and anyone else's lack of...not you personally of course...

    17. Re: Yeah, right. by kooshvt · · Score: 4, Informative

      What the hell screwed up keyboard are you using? My | key is about 8 inches to the RIGHT of the ! key.
      These are possibilities:
      Italian or Portuguese
    18. Re: Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9 inches to the right

    19. Re: Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the tone of you comment, I am guessing some time in the past a Clipper programmer made you look bad. If I may speak for all ex-Clipper programmers - we apologize. (It sounds like a little pot might help you with that problem.)

    20. Re: Yeah, right. by Forseti · · Score: 3, Informative
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    21. Re: Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And so the power of groups on slashdot is proved: deadbeat == French-Canadian

    22. Re: Yeah, right. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. Something like that, actually.

      But seriously, the guy was a pothead. He even tried to hook me up with his supplier.

    23. Re:Yeah, right. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      The majority of IT security specialists are not illegal drug users. In fact, a criminal record can seriously hurt your career options.

      What on earth makes you think drug use is the norm in this business?

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    24. Re: Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '|' is just to the left of '!'? Is your keyboard circular?

    25. Re: Yeah, right. by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've programmed extensively in the various xBase languages, and always want to use '#' for inequality. It's not a laughing matter.

    26. Re:Yeah, right. by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pothead who is so in love with the stuff he or she cannot get through a workday without a joint is a deadbeat. Other poster is right when they say grow up and join the real world. If you want people to pay you money for services, start by acting like you deserve it.

    27. Re: Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/KB_United_States-NoAltGr.svg

      ! is on the left side, | is on the right side.

      So unless you mean 250mm, or have a 5mm wide keyboard, hes still an idiot.

    28. Re: Yeah, right. by beckerist · · Score: 1

      That's what SHE said!

    29. Re:Yeah, right. by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      They are not, it's a non-smoking area, but they have no problems with my magical brownies! Should have seen the two-star general after three squares!!

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    30. Re: Yeah, right. by mattsucks · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always blamed Canada.

    31. Re: Yeah, right. by Phyrewall · · Score: 1

      Since when is '|' to the left of '!'? If he struck left, it'd be '~'.

    32. Re: Yeah, right. by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Put a comma in that, and...

      Actually, do you ever wish you'd never hit "submit"?

    33. Re:Yeah, right. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I know I'd not be keen on people smoking pot in my work place either."

      I'm guessing they'd be more keen to hire the Mt. Dew and RedBull crowd of hackers....the DoD likes all their recruits to be a little 'gung ho'.

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    34. Re: Yeah, right. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " What the hell screwed up keyboard are you using? My | key is about 8 inches to the RIGHT of the ! key.

      These are possibilities:

      Italian [wikipedia.org] or Portuguese [wikipedia.org]"

      Geez, not only do those guys have a different word for everything, now they have different keyboards too?!?!?!

      :-)

      --With apologies to Steve Martin

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    35. Re:Yeah, right. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      But drug tests don't see if you've smoked pot that day. They test to see if you've smoked pot at any point in recent history, and are grounds for dismissal. Sure, keep yourself clean while at work. But if you're high at work, then deal with it there. Don't think a drug test reveals anything about the weekend toker other than that he's smoked pot. It gives no indication as to performance.

    36. Re:Yeah, right. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      If you don't think outside the box ever, how can you think that you'd be effective at security? Just because something is illegal does not mean it's wrong.

    37. Re: Yeah, right. by TurinPT · · Score: 1

      ITT: everything outside the US is wasteland.

    38. Re: Yeah, right. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's my keyboard, but the '!' is 9" away from '|'.

      Imperial to metric can be a bitch, but C'mon....

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    39. Re:Yeah, right. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You present a choice between drug use and the inability to be creative. This is a false dichotomy. You then assert I made an ethical judgment on drug use. This is fallacious.

      If you don't understand logic, then how can you effectively work with computers? The things literally run on logic.

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    40. Re:Yeah, right. by Trouvist · · Score: 1

      But people don't run on logic.

    41. Re:Yeah, right. by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      If a cup of coffee gets one person through their morning, a shot of whiskey gets someone else through theirs, and a joint gets yet another person through theirs, and you can't tell the difference in their output, why should you care who does what? Why is one mind altering substance (caffeine) acceptable, yet the other two are verboten for work even if the work done is the same? If someone is having a quality/quantity problem, does it make a difference to you if it's because of drugs, poor sleep habits, or outright laziness? All three of those can cause the same problems, so yes, it's prudent to be careful if you see signs of them, but don't automatically judge someone as being a deadbeat just because they don't conform to your ideas of what the "real world" is.

      (note: the author does not do any illegal drugs, but is tired of this "in the real world you must not do $activity to be taken seriously")

    42. Re:Yeah, right. by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your opinion, I completely agree. But I'm not sure how drug tests have anything to do with the thread in question.

    43. Re: Yeah, right. by aquila.solo · · Score: 1

      http://xkcd.com/322/ Easy there, big fella.

    44. Re:Yeah, right. by bentob0x · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed to see how a subject on computer security is turned pretty much from around the first replies into a "smoking pot" flamebait. Does this reflect on anything true? Should we think of hackers as pot-smokers? I'll be interested in seeing the stats on this, but as both activities are illegal, there is little chance of seeing any serious studies on this anytime soon ...

    45. Re:Yeah, right. by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Well you would have to be pretty whacked out not to see the illogical irony of the activity. So the US Airforce wants to play 'hackers', it finds a range of security faults in software and hardware and as per the micro-softies principles keeps the discoveries undisclosed.

      Now the ironical part in doing that it is allowing for US citizens hardware and software to go unrepaired and hence at real risk of attack or, and here is the rub, it discloses all the faults to the public so that they can be repaired, it even assists in the repairs and hence destroys all of it's own weapon of mass digital destruction.

      Can you not now see, why the activity would require some pretty heavy doses of drugs to keep the reality of the situation at bay. Really, if the US Airforce participates in the 'hackers' game, it is participating in a criminal conspiracy by knowingly keeping security faults secret, which would result those faults remaining undisclosed until they are inevitably exploited by criminals and which the victims 'the general public' would bear the brunt of the harm.

      Typical worst case scenario, a fault goes unreported, a hospital computer network is cracked via that fault and the wrong medications are prescribed, hundreds die, hence the US Airforce is guilty criminal negligence. Failing to report a known fault in software when lives depend upon it is no different to failing to report a known fault in an aeroplane. It's like idiot children playing, no thought or reason.

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    46. Re:Yeah, right. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I think you're really reaching. Discovering a vulnerability and not disclosing it is bad etiquette, but nothing to lose sleep over. Everyone in the industry knows there are more vulnerabilities in existence than anyone will ever find. Were you high when you wrote that ;-)

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    47. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cant lit up a cigarette outside within 30 ft of the building. I guess firing up a blount would not go over tooo weell either.
      Up until recent events have stressed the ranks in the military, retention and promotion has been a beauty contest. Looking good in uniform was more important that being on top of your MOS or rate. Sucking up, was more important than being a principled, dependable asshole.
        When your head is placed on a platter by someone who can't muster the artificial requirements do the job, it is too late to change the rating system. I just recently retired from the military. I can tell that being just, thorough, well versed, objective, experienced and fair were not practiced as THE favored factors of consideration in promotion.
        The CEOs in charge of IBM, DEC, and Burroughs were set back or eliminatated by by college dropouts. These were the innovators, in the 70s and 80s. The hiring practice was and probably still is to hire graduates in the top 2% of the class.
        The same as with the military, it is run by the product of it's academys.
        It takes a long time for an academy grad to wake up and smell the coffee, if ever.
        I do not see any military or civilian intellegence agency adapting to the talent source needed any time soon.

    48. Re: Yeah, right. by warpuck · · Score: 1

      He wears a size 14 ring, and he is looking foward to meeting you

    49. Re:Yeah, right. by cultjam · · Score: 1

      If you want people to pay you money for services, start by acting like you deserve it.

      Rather than starting by working to deserve it.
    50. Re: Yeah, right. by Proud_to_be_Pinoy · · Score: 1

      actually, in Clipper, it's the "!" that denotes ".NOT.".

      hey, is anybody out there in need of a fully functioning programmer
      who's old enough to know about Clipper? drop me a line

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    51. Re:Yeah, right. by BlargIAmDead · · Score: 0

      I reply with what about the people (many of who you work with) who are complete and utter jerks until they have that "first cup of coffee in the morning". And pity the man/woman/child who asks them for something before they have that first cup. Yeah...addiction is all the same in any case. Moderation on all things.

    52. Re:Yeah, right. by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Um, you could shine this spotlight on most of the "software industry" and be accurate... badly designed software, continuous "patches" for shit that never should have gone out the door, no real engineering or testing of stuff or so limited it misses even obvious high-school level coding errors in multi-million dollar projects...

      Then you add in that "perfect" software never exists, because if a piece of software is written which is that good, there's nothing to sell the customer NEXT year.

      It's increasingly obvious that the quality level of most "software engineering" is utter crap and yet customers are still willing to pay... for the time being.

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  2. maybe by legallyillegal · · Score: 3, Funny

    they could be called GeekSquad

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  3. At least I know by Izabael_DaJinn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But don't they realize that people smart enough to do their hacking are also smart enough to see through their sorry attempts to recruit them?

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    1. Re:At least I know by Vectronic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doesnt matter how bad the job may be, someone will always apply... but what does their "sorry attempts to recruit" have to do anything with the actual job they would be doing? or even the benifits they may receive for said job?

      I can easily see someone with the "right stuff" applying because of the medical insurance, or maybe even because they hate another country... the military has never really been against that, nevermind the "ladder" effect that such a Job could climb... after 10 years maybe they'd end up being the head of the NSA or something...

      Me personally, i'd be ruled out (instantly because im Canadian) because I'd inevitably faulter and forgo my secret plot to give away their secrets... "tee hee"...

    2. Re:At least I know by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      I would apply... the job market is pretty weak where I am anyway.
      As an aside, I could use the medical insurance...
      Plus military experience never hurt, where do I sign up?

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    3. Re:At least I know by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1
      10 years? I think you have a somewhat unrealistic expectation of how fast you can climb a ladder in the military, try 40-50 years. After 10 years all you'll probably have to show for it is a shiny corporal epaulet.

      Of course I'm not faulting you since you probably don't have any experience in the military I'm just informing you.

      PS. Go Canada!

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    4. Re:At least I know by Daengbo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I bet a lot of guys who are not anarchists would jump at the chance to work with NSA-style tech. Think about someone who's into cryptography and then think about what htey'd be doing for this group. I know the AF isn't the NSA, but plenty of my SINGINT buddies in the AF, Army, and Navy were tasked out to NSA. That's where all the cool intel happens.

      I got stuck humping radios for a living.

    5. Re:At least I know by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was obviously a joke - but I'm not faulting you since you probably don't have any experience in humour.

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    6. Re:At least I know by Technician · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But don't they realize that people smart enough to do their hacking are also smart enough to see through their sorry attempts to recruit them?

      Count me in that group. Before you laugh, It wasn't the Air Force, but Navy. I went through the Advanced Electronics program. In six years, I got training (ISCET Certified) experiance, and no student loan. It gave me a head start in the recession in the 1980's when nobody was hired without experiance. I passed plenty of college grads into the field due to the education and experiance. I basicaly had a Geek job while in the service. I never carried a pack, seldom used dress blues, etc. Most times it was work attire and keep your haircut and shoes in shape. In the late 1970's I was working with a PDP11. Not too many schools in the 1970's had one you could learn. I qualified on a sidearm, but never was assigned one.

      Don't knock geek training without a student loan.

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    7. Re:At least I know by smilindog2000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I forget where I read the article about military trained CEOs... apparently, they kick butt on Wall Street vs we college geeks. Lots of theories were stated... but when a guy can work for a seriously screwed up organization, be given screwed up goals and sorry resources, and still succeed in motivating his men and accomplishing the important goals... well that seems to translate real well into succeeding as a CEO in Dilbert land.

      I've got a real soft spot for the Air Force (my Dad flew F102s, and is the guy in the official F102 post-card). Too bad there's no low impact way of helping out, kinda like the Army Reserve, but for geeks.

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    8. Re:At least I know by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I bet a lot of guys who are anarchists would be interested (and what kind of hacker isn't?). The thing we all hate about governments is how they commandeer your resources for someone else's use, and claim to have authority over you. Well, it's hard to have much of a problem with that when you're the one nomming down an entire county's taxes with state of the art equipment and you're the one with the authority..

    9. Re:At least I know by somersault · · Score: 2

      I don't see how 'hating another country' could really be healthy in any circumstance. Maybe hating the leadership of the country, or perhaps certain cultural practices, but hating the country itself just sounds like racism to me. Who joins the military just because they want to act out on their racism? Eww.

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    10. Re:At least I know by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      In the late 1970's I was working with a PDP11. Not too many schools in the 1970's had one you could learn.

      My (Grammar) school in England did - it was running the RSTS-11 timesharing OS and even had a Winchester drive.

      Oh happy days - our disk space allocation was 256KB per pupil, and most of that was taken up with text adventure games and programming exercises.

      Thanks for prompting those memories - those were truly halcyon days :-)

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    11. Re:At least I know by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I never said I condoned the practice... but it is a well used practice, most prolificly during a war (major or minor) how many people join up because "I HATE THOSE F'N COMMIES!!!" It is War after all, which always envolves (at least the intent of) killing, and who is willing to kill people they dont hate? Soldiers are just civilians with weapons.

      And sure this specific job is for the most part intelligence gathering/tampering... its still just another means to the end of outflanking your enemies, which as harmless as it may appear is still effectively terrorism, they are "attacking" other countries "computers", which inevitably means those countries will retaliate.

      The Government is there to (try and) "Keep The Peace" the Military is there to kill them when that fails...or at best, threaten to kill them...

    12. Re:At least I know by daspriest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I still don't know how they are going to make this work. The military is very SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) driven. Can't imagine someone trying to hack by SOP, and if they deviate from the procedure, getting smacked down for it, even if the deviation from procedure is a better method.

      Then the approvals, and officers sticking their 2 cents in every second.

      Don't see it working well unless they truly allow for a different methodology in this "command"

    13. Re:At least I know by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      I'm actually doing right now exactly what you just described, and coming up on the end of a 4-year enlistment with plans to go back to College and finish off a Bachelor's Degree.

      I'm also faced with the option of just plunging right into the civilian workforce with a pretty good job doing what I've been doing in the military this whole time. All other things being equal, do you think a Bachelor's degree would be worth it when I already have military experience and a CCNA certification?

      I'm leaning towards "yes" - but since you've already lived this life, you probably have a little more insight here than most people.

    14. Re:At least I know by cordsie · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know the AF isn't the NSA, but plenty of my SINGINT buddies in. . .

      I tried being one of them. Couldn't stand the the constant interruptions from the colonel.

      Oh wait...
    15. Re:At least I know by rezalas · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree, soldiers aren't just "civilians with weapons" because in America, civilians are civilians with weapons. Soldiers are professionals trained to perform in an organized and honorable manner tasks that they may or may not like. Soldiers are more than trained killing machines, they are efficient thinkers who are told at all times to do the honorable thing. Mind you, not every soldier upholds his duty and they aren't all rocket scientists, however they are certainly alot more than a civilian with a gun. Most civilians you shoot at will drop the gun you gave them and possibly stand there for 3-6 seconds confused or in shock, a good soldier will put 2 in your chest. It doesn't have anything to do with hate for most of them, it has to do with orders, and that is why they are professionals. As for this "Cyber Command" thing it isn't anything new. I went to college studying CyberWarfare and forensics and the DoD was footing the bill for numerous students back in 2003 (and still are). This command center has been around for a long time, they just didn't call it that. At the time it was just a place that seemed to scoop up everyone who knew enough to actually do the job instead of just talk shit.

    16. Re:At least I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, that would be a LRRP then, eh? ;-)

    17. Re:At least I know by Technician · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All other things being equal, do you think a Bachelor's degree would be worth it when I already have military experience and a CCNA certification?

      Many employers look at military as at least a Bachelor's degree and are able to start you at a late apprentice level. I went right to Journeyman when I got my ISCET Journeyman certification. Many places have HR departments that understand Military is compressed specialty training. This is valuable in the technical fields as you didn't spend half your time in liberal arts classes. I still have no college sheepskin, but I am working as an engineering technician in R&D. If I went for the sheepskin, I could easly gone on to a full engineer. So yes, depending on your goals, the degree is worth it. Challange as many classes as possible so you don't waste your time.

      At the time I got out of the service, my goals were to be stable in unstable times. (1981) Engineers were often hired to fix a problem or complete a project and spent the rest of the time looking for work. (remember the 1980's where engineering degrees would get you a job flipping burgers? I never worked in fast food ever.) I liked the hands on tech stuff, so instead of persuing money, I picked a field where I could play and get paid for it. I never had the 9-5 blues. For steady work, I worked repair in high end audio/video. It was cutting edge, new and ever changing. Later I worked a contract to do 2 way Motorolla trunked system repair/programming and service. On the side we had a contract to keep a local radio station on-air. I got to fix the transmitter after it took a lighting hit. It was a little spooky working with the 5KV 10KW power supply. It was interesting and varied work for someone without a degree. There is a lot of work for someone with proper military training. Any extra certifications you get is a bonus. For me it is low voltage and broadcast. I finaly got an offer to move into R&D and I have been here since.

      It always pays to keep on learning. You can easly pick up side stuff. I am building a home recording studio (On Linux). On another front, I'm using much of my tech training to move into theatratical lighting. I have a current project on the side designing the lighting system for a new church. I have convinced them to ditch the set of light switches by the door and go with a proper dimmer pack that talks both wall stations (so the janitor can come in any door and turn on the lights) and talk DMX-512 so the lighting director can run all the specialty luminares along with the house lights from the lighting desk/soundboard workstation. Part of the job it to establish the load requirements. The pastor had no idea why I wanted at least 2 20 amp circuits minimum to each truss. Part of the job is customer education. People skills are a must. Instead of $20 wall dimmers, the advantages of a $3,000 dimmer pack and $250 wall stations needs to be explained. It comes as a shock when they learn 2 20 circuits isn't going to run a dozen Par 64 fixtures and the 12 house light fixtures take 8 100 watt bulbs each. (500 to 1,000 watts each fixture) It's fun work. If you get the right training, you can get paid for playing, but you gotta have a skill someone will pay you for. The more you know, the more you are worth.

      I can name 5 different 12 channel 2400 watt/channel wall mount dimmer packs by 5 manufactures that will do wall stations and mix with DMX-512 and the advantages of each and which need an option board to enable it at additional cost. I know on single phase power they require a 120 amp 240 volt circuit for each pack. Know your stuff and you will be valuable. Keep learning. DMX-512 didn't exist when I started. Now it is part of what I do.

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    18. Re:At least I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vermont NG has an extensive IO mission.

    19. Re:At least I know by dropzonetoe · · Score: 1

      Corporal in 10 years, what military you talking about? You can make corporal/specialist in 2 years in the US Army. 10 years, you had better be at least a SSG or you screwed up.

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    20. Re:At least I know by dropzonetoe · · Score: 1

      Whoops, make that 3 years to make SPC

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    21. Re:At least I know by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      yeah, that's why a big motto in the Marines was "improvise, adapt, and overcome."

      Do you really think wars are fought with your "SOP?" Only football games are that organized. There are methods of communication between members of a fire team/squad/platoon, and clear authority lines, that allow them to behave during combat in a way that looks organized...but the fact is, the military is far far more clear than the civilian world on the fact that the enemy (whatever form he takes) is not following procedures, and thus you can't either. The system is very much tolerant of people making spot decisions, shifting to what is occurring, and etc. Are there guidelines? Certainly - none which would hamper a hacker, however.

      Somehow, I get the feeling your idea of the US military has either limited scope because you were only exposed to very-low-ranking members of the military. Keep in mind that if someone is highly skilled in an industry, they generally come in as either Warrant Officers, or fully commissioned officers. Alternatively, you just flat out think wars are fought like they were in the 1700s - people standing in nice neat little lines, moving along like pieces on a chess board. That never flied here; we tore apart the British when they did that, and we didn't. Catch up.

      Will there be junior positions associated with the group? Certainly. But the meat of the folks - the folks that are now being actively sought out - are those that will fill officer and warrant officer ranks.

      //was just a lowly 0311 grunt when I was a kid, myself...now, not so much

    22. Re:At least I know by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1, Troll

      Soldiers are more than trained killing machines, they are efficient thinkers who are told at all times to do the honorable thing.

      Anyone who attempts to do "the honorable thing" in the U.S. military gets court-martialed.

      And what sort of group of efficient thinkers is so ignorant that 85% of them think the U.S. invaded Iraq because Saddam Hussein played a role in the 9-11 attacks?

      I salute the physical courage, and the willingness to serve their countrymates, of those who enlist. I worry about their ignorance, and their lack of judgment and of moral courage in turning their conscience over to the United States government, an organization known as a great perpetrator of injustice.

      It doesn't have anything to do with hate for most of them, it has to do with orders, and that is why they are professionals.

      Right, it's all ok as long as you're following orders.

      If anyone is considering joining up, I urge meditation on the words of Thoreau:

      The mass of men serve the state thus, not as men mainly, but as machines, with their bodies. They are the standing army, and the militia, jailers, constables, posse comitatus, etc. In most cases there is no free exercise whatever of the judgement or of the moral sense; but they put themselves on a level with wood and earth and stones; and wooden men can perhaps be manufactured that will serve the purpose as well. Such command no more respect than men of straw or a lump of dirt. They have the same sort of worth only as horses and dogs. Yet such as these even are commonly esteemed good citizens. Others -- as most legislators, politicians, lawyers, ministers, and office-holders -- serve the state chiefly with their heads; and, as the rarely make any moral distinctions, they are as likely to serve the devil, without intending it, as God. A very few -- as heroes, patriots, martyrs, reformers in the great sense, and men -- serve the state with their consciences also, and so necessarily resist it for the most part; and they are commonly treated as enemies by it.
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    23. Re:At least I know by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Informative

      That explains it...

      I work for a telecom company in Canada, and every time I encounter American techs (at training, or vendor staff) they all have some military background.

      I was beginning to think everyone in the USA was formerly in the service.

      I wonder if the current military reality in the 'states is having a negative effect on recruitment of techies who want the same deal as you got, without the risks of getting dead on the other side of the planet?

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    24. Re:At least I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too bad there's no low impact way of helping out, kinda like the Army Reserve, but for geeks.


      How about playing with the United States's largest shortwave radio network? The Civil Air Patrol is available. Check out a local unit and tell them what you are interested in. BTW, Civil Air Patrol is the civilian auxiliary of the Air Force.

      http://cap.findlocation.com/
    25. Re:At least I know by Facetious · · Score: 1
      yeah, that's why a big motto in the Marines was "improvise, adapt, and overcome."

      The official slogan of the Corps is "Semper Fidelis" (Always Faithful). The unofficial slogan is "Semper Gumby" (Always Flexible). I think that's part of the reason that they tend to be so successful despite being funded at a much lower rate than the other services. Yes, I was once a jarhead.

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    26. Re:At least I know by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Yep, same here.. except I was Air Force. After 12 years I had enough of the government BS though and got out when they were drawing down and paying people to get out of the military. I was on Burroughs b3500 and Unisys 1100 mainframes, and then eventually AT&T 3b2.

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    27. Re:At least I know by chuckymonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I with you man, I spent four years in the Army as an intel joe. I never actually did my job though, I spent all of time working with a very expensive and critically important satcom system. I kept the commercial hardware in that system running through two 1 year deployments, broken AC units, dirt, dust, rough weather, shaking, jostling, and generally piss poor conditions. I designed the ACE 2000 system as my leadership called it when I wasn't keeping the system running and managed all the storage needs that we had. All this on my own knowledge and constant learning which I have never stopped doing. Now I work in Aerospace working on the big FC SAN systems, Big Iron servers, massively parallel processing environments, and large scale virtual environments. I'm also thinking about a job that is Senior level storage administration which has better pay and better hours so that I can finish my Comp Sci degree, all before I'm 25.

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    28. Re:At least I know by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Many employers look at military as at least a Bachelor's degree and are able to start you at a late apprentice level...Many places have HR departments that understand Military is compressed specialty training.

      A college degree is much more than specialty training. (At least, a meaningful college degree.)

      This is valuable in the technical fields as you didn't spend half your time in liberal arts classes.

      In other words, you were trained only in specific technical skills, not in critical thinking. If you just want to be a technician, I suppose that's ok; and since the original poster brings up his "CCNA certification", that may be his aim. But if I were looking for a developer or anyone whose job involves creative solutions to unusual problems, I'd be looking for more than technical knowledge.

      I can name 5 different 12 channel 2400 watt/channel wall mount dimmer packs by 5 manufactures that will do wall stations and mix with DMX-512 and the advantages of each and which need an option board to enable it at additional cost.

      May I suggest you read Feynman's story about the "map of the cat"?

      When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles.

      The other students in the class interrupt me: "We know all that!"

      "Oh," I say, "you do? Then no wonder I can catch up with you so fast after you've had four years of biology." They had wasted all their time memorizing stuff like that, when it could be looked up in fifteen minutes.

      That's why I might hire a guy with a college degree who might have less knowledge of what specific tools we're using but more training in thinking skills, over a tech school graduate who's memorized a "map of the cat".

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    29. Re:At least I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think wars are fought with your "SOP?"

      No, but I think you'd be in hella trouble for hacking their smart card system just because it was there.

      Officer: What are you doing in a bio level 4 containment area?!
      Hacker: Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. d(^_~)

      Yeah, I don't think that's going to fly at all... but that's what hackers do. For the best of them, it's in their blood. That's why they're good at what they do. They don't color inside the lines for anyone. Most people would be scared shitless if the Secret Service wanted to have a little talk with them. Someone like Steve Wozniak on the other hand is the kind of person who hands the Secret Service an obviously fake id.

    30. Re:At least I know by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "I would apply... the job market is pretty weak where I am anyway.

      As an aside, I could use the medical insurance...

      Plus military experience never hurt, where do I sign up?"

      Well, also, think about it. If you like hacking/cracking into systems, these days in the civvy world, if you get caught, you're in serious trouble with fines and possible jail times.

      You do it for the military against other countries, and you've probably got carte blanche to do as you please on foreign systems....no law problems, etc.

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    31. Re:At least I know by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Yeah sign up for 6 years get paid 30 days vacation a year, health and dental, room and board while your trained and learn the craft to world class standards. While on the job you develop contacts with the NSA and CIA people then after working that job for 6 years you get out and work for KBR and start there at $150K a year; nobody is going to go for that.

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    32. Re:At least I know by Technician · · Score: 1

      But if I were looking for a developer or anyone whose job involves creative solutions to unusual problems, I'd be looking for more than technical knowledge.

      Be careful and take note that many techs understand systems better than some factory trained engineers. I can give the following first hand as I was the tech.

      My boss at my old job lived on a houseboat. He had a new heat pump installed. Many of you IT guys may have picked up some refrigeration knowledge. My stint in the Navy was in cryptology, so we didn't let in any contractor to fix stuff. I learned refrigeration inside and out. (The most difficult one is continuous cycle absorption cycle. Grasping building a fire under it to get cold isn't an easy concept) Because the heat pump was on a house boat, they didn't use the factory outside unit, but instead installed a custom heat exchanger. The first month's operation used more power in mild (about 45 degree) weather than plain electric heat by about 3 X while the compressor ran almost constantly. The trained rep that charged the system was certain the reversing valve was defective. I asked if I could look at it before they tore it down. I was given permission.

      I found the system was charged by the gauges. The factory engineer should have known that system temperatures directly impact system pressure. He charged it and ignored the fact the unit had river water coupling. In a nutshell, it was charged for a nigh side pressure in heat mode and completely flooded the high side to get the pressures up to what he expected. The low side frosted a short section of pipe to the heat exchanger. It was also flooded. I explained my finding and suggested removing refrigerant so the entire length of the heat exchangers was used instead of just the first few feet and use the sight glass for charging. We bled it till bubbles appeared and topped it till they just disappeared. This took 3 hours as we recovered most of the refrigerant out of the system. It was grossly overcharged. I verified proper operation of the reversing valve and left. I explained to the engineer that with a water warmed heat exchanger using 40 degree river water as a heat source, the high side pressure is going to be a little lower than normal. This is because the water warmed evaporator is running at a lower temperature and pressure. This delivers less liquid through the expansion valve reducing system capacity. To operate it with the reduced differential and get full capacity, an over sized expansion valve is required. For the 5 ton unit, I recommended an 8 ton valve due to the lower volume of delivered refrigerant due to the lower pressure differential on the valve.

      The next week my boss mentioned the system only runs for short times instead of constantly. I got a healthy bonus for that one. It's not even my field. Knowledge of how things work is important. A few months later they changed the expansion valve and it ran even more efficiently.

      This was a huge improvement in the summer with the water cooled the high side. Instead of condensing at pressures for 125 degrees on the high side, it was condensing for 80 degrees on the high side. The electrical load was much lighter even using an 8 ton valve in place of the 5 ton valve.

      Don't knock an engineering tech. Anybody in systems cooling care to comment?
      A good tech knows more than just his core field and is constantly learning.

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    33. Re:At least I know by budgenator · · Score: 1

      no way, if your not at least 2 ranks above corporal by 6 years they are likely to not let you re-enlist, 10 years is half a career, to stay in past 20 they review your records and are likely to retire you; I think staying in past 40 years takes an act of congress. RDML Grace Hopper, was retired and recalled to service several times and she was a computer geek and definitely an exception to the norm.

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    34. Re:At least I know by pushf+popf · · Score: 1

      I still don't know how they are going to make this work. The military is very SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) driven. Can't imagine someone trying to hack by SOP, and if they deviate from the procedure, getting smacked down for it, even if the deviation from procedure is a better method. Then the approvals, and officers sticking their 2 cents in every second. Don't see it working well unless they truly allow for a different methodology in this "command"

      With a good budget (peanuts by federal standards), managing it would be a piece of cake.

      You hire a bunch of really talented hackers, get them whatever hardware and network access they need, wherever they want to live, and keep them happy by letting them do what they really enjoy. Then you just point them in the direction you're likely to want to go, as in:

      "At some point we may need to disable or destroy (insert system here). Have fun and try not to break anything important unless you can fix it before it's a problem, and don't get caught.

      If you need anything, let me know and I'll get it for you."

      You would have talented people lining up at the door.

    35. Re:At least I know by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Be careful and take note that many techs understand systems better than some factory trained engineers.

      A "factory trained engineer" is not an "engineer" in the same sense as a university educated electrical engineer or aerospace engineer - or software engineer, though that's a mushier term. "Real" engineers aren't the guys who come out to fix your heat pump - they're the guys who designed the thing.

      "Factory trained engineers" are service technicians with fancy titles, not engineers. Indeed you're often better off with a technician who calls himself a technician and who has experience on several different systems, than with a "factory trained engineer" who knows only what the factory tells him. And sometimes the "horse sense" of an experienced tech will give insights that an "real" engineer's theory might miss.

      But engineer or tech, breadth of education is highly desirable. The guy who says "I went to technical school instead of college because I didn't want to waste time on those liberal arts classes" probably isn't the guy I want to hire.

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    36. Re:At least I know by budgenator · · Score: 1

      SOP's are like programming libraries, in many cases you use them, in others you custom program, and in every case you should know them inside and out so you'll know which time is which. Not knowing the SOP or libary well enough to use and wanting to roll-your-own rather than learning isn't making the case to deviate; nor is being anal obsessive-compulsive pedant a reason not to.

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    37. Re:At least I know by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I forget where I read the article about military trained CEOs... apparently, they kick butt on Wall Street vs we college geeks. Lots of theories were stated... but when a guy can work for a seriously screwed up organization, be given screwed up goals and sorry resources, and still succeed in motivating his men and accomplishing the important goals... well that seems to translate real well into succeeding as a CEO in Dilbert land.

      I'm not sure how "screwed up" the military even is, compared to most corporations of similar size (are there any?). But how many "superstar" CEOs these days accomplish their companies' important goals at all, or even make an effort to motivate the rank and file employees? A lot of corporate CEOs would never dream of stepping down from the rarified air of their executive suites to mingle with the grunts, and they carry on like that throughout their entire careers. I'm talking about guys whose entire resumes read "CEO of this" and "board member of that" ... company after company, just running them for a while and then jumping ship. That's pretty hard to pull off in the military. Plus, being in the military is going to put you in touch with real-world logistics, something a lot of CEOs don't seem to grasp.

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    38. Re:At least I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AttennnSHUNNNNN! ForWAAAARD HACK! HACK two three fOUR! Hack two three FOUR!

    39. Re:At least I know by LiquidMind · · Score: 1

      A big ooh-rah from a fellow Leatherneck.

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    40. Re:At least I know by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>kinda like the Army Reserve, but for geeks.

      There is the Air National Guard. You'd get all the same training as your activity duty counterparts, and depending on your level of commitment (how much of your time you spend at the ANG- one weekend a month, or full-time), you get a very nice education package. GI Bill, tuition reimbursment, student loan repayment program, and many states provide additional benefits on top of the federal ones. Also, if you serve in a combat zone, you will receive VA benefits. That is not hard to do in todays ops tempo. A bonus for guardsmen is that you choose you base; if you live right next to one, you can work there. No moving around like the active duty.

      I am a geek; plus, I am nothing like the flag-waving bigots that many slashdotters seem to think the military looks for, and I love my job.

      It's a personal decision. The only reason I even brought it up is that many people simply don't know what options are available. I would never ask someone to look into the military unless they brought it up; I understand the complex emotions and beliefs surrounding the profession of arms.

      Our comm section is awesome- they have a locked vault that they work in, and they get all the toys. Right now they're installing fiber all over the base. Good times.

      -b

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    41. Re:At least I know by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. Innovation is built right into the sop! Cryptography SOP, section 6 subsection 25, paragraph 3, lists the following step:

      6.25
          Programmer - innovate.

    42. Re:At least I know by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      I know what the "official" motto is - I didn't claim it as "the" official motto. The article I used was "a," an article that implies a single instance out of many. Simply look up "improvise, adapt, and overcome" online. Why are you making this point, if you were prior yourself? If you were, I know you heard that additional motto a million times as well.

    43. Re:At least I know by Facetious · · Score: 1

      Whoa, easy there. I was making the point to support yours. I was, as a former Marine, lending credence to your post. "Improvise, adapt, overcome" is the Hollywood version. Why is it that /.'ers are so high strung? I guess it's because this is the place many people come for an argument. BTW, I heard things like "field expediency" quite a lot in my day. That's jarhead speak for "whatever you can make work from whatever you can find."

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    44. Re:At least I know by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that /.'ers are so high strung?

      Was waiting on something stressful at the moment. 5 minutes later, if I could have deleted my post, I would have. You have my apologies.

    45. Re:At least I know by Facetious · · Score: 1

      No need, my good man. It wouldn't be slashdot if we couldn't blow off some steam!

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  4. Cyber, huh? Neat! by SpiffyMarc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just seeing that the name of this new command is the "cyber command" makes me want to run right out and hack a Gibson.

    Man, the surf is ripped out on that information wave today. I mean gridlocked, on that information superhighway...?

    HACK THE PLANET!

    1. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by gotzero · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe they can amend to: "Cyber: As in Computers". Probably double their funding...

      At least they are seeing this as an issue. Shocking that the most desirable candidates do not fancy running 3 miles with packs. That does not seem as entertaining with a wealth of other job prospects.

    2. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by value_added · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just seeing that the name of this new command is the "cyber command" makes me want to run right out and hack a Gibson.

      I think the Gibson is scheduled to be replaced. At least if the scene in Breach, where the Chris Cooper character storms into the CIA server room and demands that all the equipment be replaced with "mumble mumble Red Hat Linux Enterprise 5! mumble mumble Gigabit! mumble mumble" is any indication.

      I expect hackers in the future will be clicking icons on a Gnome desktop. Only the old-timers will remember the days when we used spooky coloured one-character-at-a-time terminals, and performed incredible feats of hackery while being simultaneously threatened by a supervillain and distracted with a blowjob from a supermodel.

    3. Re: Cyber, huh? Neat! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Just seeing that the name of this new command is the "cyber command" makes me want to run right out and hack a Gibson. It makes me want to ask them WTF they think "cyber" means.
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    4. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by mitgib · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can amend to: "Cyber: As in Computers". Probably double their funding...

      At least they are seeing this as an issue. Shocking that the most desirable candidates do not fancy running 3 miles with packs. That does not seem as entertaining with a wealth of other job prospects. What 3 miles? I seem to recall my time at Lackland AFB and we worked our way upto 1.5 miles over a 6 week period, then in my 3+ years at Wheeler AFB on Oahu, I ran 1.5 miles once a year. I didn't want to join the military, so I joined the Air Force, just another job, everyone just happens to wear green. I guess it's BDU's now though, my time was in the early 80's.
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    5. Re: Cyber, huh? Neat! by PapaSmurph · · Score: 1

      It makes me want to ask them WTF they think "cyber" means.

      Did you read the article?


      Yeah, the whole thing is a little melodramatic, but there really is a threat out there. I'm not going to go the "I'd tell you but then I'd have to shoot you" route, but there's more going on out there than the average Joe (or even geek) is told about. And for good reason.

    6. Re: Cyber, huh? Neat! by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Yes, we've heard of the Goa'uld and the Ori and the Replicators. It's just a television show. Leave the basement once in a while.

    7. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      I think the Gibson is scheduled to be replaced. At least if the scene in Breach, where the Chris Cooper character storms into the CIA server room and demands that all the equipment be replaced with "mumble mumble Red Hat Linux Enterprise 5! mumble mumble Gigabit! mumble mumble" is any indication.

      You laugh, but at the national lab where I work, Red Hat Enterprise 5 is one of the "official" desktop systems. Your tax dollars at work. Of course, my colleagues and I all run Debian, Gentoo, Ubuntu, Fedora, and/or Plan 9.

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    8. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 0

      performed incredible feats of hackery while being simultaneously threatened by a supervillain and distracted with a blowjob from a supermodel.
      i hope that's on the aptitude tests.
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    9. Re:Cyber, huh? Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now now now, when I was in University, I was told (my prof told us all) that when he was in university, he and a few buddies would have 'core wars'... programs floating in core memory, seeking out and destroying other, like, programs. We were also told that they were looking for this type of thing, and we would be in very much trouble if we implemented such a thing (however, at the time we were given an assignment to write a program in assembly language, which simply copies itself. However if you are one byte off, instead of 'end program', the program then copies itself, and when it gets to the end, it copies itself (ad infinitum, similar to a tapeworm). There were strict limits on memory use. And now these guys *want* people to break the honeypot!?!?!?

  5. this is good but by rastoboy29 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I question their ability to attract the best hackers.  Military culture is kinda sorta the complete and total opposite of geekdom.  It is encouraging that they realize that some culture change on their part is necessary, but change comes very slowly to the military (with good reason! who wants a flaky military?)

    1. Re:this is good but by Charcharodon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Military culture is kinda sorta the complete and total opposite of geekdom.

      You've obviously never been in a maintenance shop before then. LAN parties were the norm most weekends back in the day. Now that almost everyone has broadband most everyone is playing WOW or other online game together. Whole sections go raiding and then talk about it the whole next day. It drives me nuts and cracks me up at the same time since these same guys pick on the "socially inept" for being nerds.

      The level of geekdom varies, but the whole spectrum can be found, most are just gamers, many build their own computers, some are digital/3D artists, and a minority are your uber "look what hardware/software creation/hack I came up with this weekend" nerds.

      I wouldn't buy the whole "they may not be able to run three miles and carry a pack" the Air Force is kicking people out left and right for being too fat and lazy. They like to call it "Fit to Fight", even though most of our jobs requirements are "Fit to Sit", they're just trying to cut down on the medical bills they have to pay.

    2. Re:this is good but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flame-on!

    3. Re:this is good but by bluFox · · Score: 1

      It is perhaps sad, but I seem to be seeing better comments after I set my prefs to +1 flaimbait|offtopic|troll and -5 funny. The parent is an example of why it works.

      I do not think the GP did any wrong in making his post stand out. He should be encouraged to explore the limits of the medium rather than be censured (which I believe is close to heart for the hacker culture).

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    4. Re:this is good but by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1, Informative

      He's not using a "unique font". He's using a tag.

    5. Re:this is good but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if this is exploring the limits of the medium, then the "limits of the medium" is a lot more limited than it used to be

    6. Re:this is good but by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't buy the whole "they may not be able to run three miles and carry a pack" the Air Force is kicking people out left and right for being too fat and lazy. They like to call it "Fit to Fight", even though most of our jobs requirements are "Fit to Sit", they're just trying to cut down on the medical bills they have to pay.

      Ah, no.

      "mens sana in corpus sana"

      And if you don't understand that, it's probably because you haven't done enough exercise....

      HAL.

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    7. Re:this is good but by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Informative

      "mens sana in corpus sana"

      And if you don't understand that, it's probably because you haven't done enough exercise....

      No, it's probably because you've mangled the Latin - it's Mens sana in corpore sano

      Just being a Latin Nazi :)

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    8. Re:this is good but by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      A titty tag?

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    9. Re:this is good but by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "They like to call it "Fit to Fight", even though most of our jobs requirements are "Fit to Sit", they're just trying to cut down on the medical bills they have to pay."

      That and they desperately want to maintain "military image" even though very few people in the Air Force need to be fit to do the mission even in wartime. I was in from 1981-2007 (Comm/Nav, Engine weenie, Crew Chief),and know whereof I speak. The old approach of a yearly unit run and pencil-whipped fitness scores worked just fine.

      It's still easy to pass unless you are nearly dead, and there is mandatory time made available for exercise in the (usually) well-equipped gyms. It ain't Full Metal Jacket. :)

      I joined the AF because of the techie culture. Fixing aircraft is interesting and fun. There are plenty of geeks and gamers, including many pilots. Computer skills are considered very cool.

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    10. Re:this is good but by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I was writing code before I entered the military (Air Force - 702x0 and later Army - 11B/19D), and I'm still writing code. Of course, now I get paid more than what a Colonel makes in my civilian job, and I don't have to polish my boots if I don't want to. There are only two skills the military taught me that are useful in my present capacity - touch typing, and leadership. Everything else is interesting conversation at dinner parties, or useful in the outside chance that the country gets overrun by terrorists or large monsters from outer space.

      Just because you're cerebral doesn't mean you have to be a lazy out of shape slob either. Mind and body are not separate - they are intimately intertwined, so you neglect one at the expense of the other imho. Also, from my experience I found all the gamut of personality types and skills in the military that I do in the civilian world. People don't stop playing a musical instrument, for example, when they put on combat fatigues. In fact most of the misinformation regarding the military comes from people who have never been there and don't know what they are talking about.

      One thing I have found different: most military/ex military people tend to look at adversity as a challenge, and are calm in the face of what makes many of their civilian counterparts melt down. Just like any broad statements there are always exceptions to the case YMMV.

      Cheers!

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    11. Re:this is good but by Humorless+Coward. · · Score: 0

      Latin Nazi?
      It's more Juvenal than that.

    12. Re:this is good but by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      "mens sana in corpus sana"

      And if you don't understand that, it's probably because you haven't done enough exercise....

      No, it's probably because you've mangled the Latin - it's Mens sana in corpore sano

      Just being a Latin Nazi :)

      You should've threatened to cut his balls off if it wasn't written out a hundred times by sunrise.

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    13. Re:this is good but by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Like you could get a bunch of civilians to all chip-in and buy a satellite dish, buy internet bandwidth and wire the campus with Ethernet, like my son's unit did in Iraq, without someone screwing over the others.

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    14. Re:this is good but by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You've obviously never been in a maintenance shop before then. LAN parties were the norm most weekends back in the day. Now that almost everyone has broadband most everyone is playing WOW or other online game together. Whole sections go raiding and then talk about it the whole next day.

      Okay. I'll bite.

      When I was in Iceland, I used to be an avionics troop, and sure enough, I started up LAN parties with a 3C0 I knew and before we knew it, we had folks dragging their desktops from base housing to get in on the action. They were all comm folks and seemed fairly geeky to me. But that was 1999.

      I since retrained into comm a while back and I tell you, I've run into more "I hate computers" folks than not. Right now I'm in a shop with one (semi-) computer geek... me. The rest are computer illiterate outside of anything they may have picked up in a school. There are about 4 truly computer savvy people in the building, a step up from my last unit which had maybe 2-3. I'm sure some units may have a better ratio, but I think the sentiment that the OP had is quite valid. Military culture is intrinsically counter to geek culture. The military has an inescapable undertone of comformity, groupthink, etc. If you're an ubergeek, you're generally not going to fit in.

      When I first joined up, I wanted in comm, but the numbers weren't in my favor, so I ended up elsewhere. And that's the catch: people don't necessarily go where they want. When I was in 2E2 school there was a knucklehead in my class who wanted to be a crew chief, but ended up in infrastructure. Recruiters don't give a rat's ass about putting people where they belong, so people like me end up on the flightline and people like the wanna be crew chief end up in network infrastructure. End result: Comm squadrons can easily get filled with people who have an aversion to computing. Sure, there are some random gamers, but that doesn't qualify as computer geek to me.

      So where are you stationed at that is so full of geeks?

    15. Re:this is good but by Edzor · · Score: 1

      There was a BBC programme on a few weeks ago with this young physicist talking about gravity. He went to the GPS operations centre, in an AFB. The physicist was relaxed and bigging up the civilian uses and so on. But not mr "i am in the air force but i actually am a spec ops with desk assignment" "no sir are role is throughly mil-it-ary, the vital link between the guys at the sharp end, giving tactical support when needed bla bla bla." a mix of 21st military bureaucrat's speak (just as bad as management speak) and is own self delusions that he was delta and so where his team.

    16. Re:this is good but by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      You have a point, the Geekdome has had it's low and high points at various assignments.

      My first assignment was at Ellsworth AFB 1996-2000. The 90% of the Spec flight were computer gamers. COM, IFC, and DAS. Winter time was the killer there so anything to stay sane when ambient was -20F and the wind chill -85F for a month at time. 5-10 man lan parties happend every other weekend with the occassional 15-25man get togethers. There were about 5-6 guys that were the true geeks out of that crowd and they were the ones that taught the rest of us the basics

      AT Edwards AFB the group was much smaller, but there were 5-6 different lan party groups (lot's o engineer and spec types everywhere).

      My current place is overseas. The WOW crowd has taken over and almost all of them are married (whole family plays) computer illiterate types, since WOW has about zero system requirements. The number of hardcore computer geeks have dried up here, but the numbers of interested people are very high and the numbers of people who are software literate (artists mostly) is pretty high as well (Having access to a $30,000 laser etcher helps). There are a few, I'd say no more than 5 people around the work area that I would call truly computer literate, but none of us are friends so there is no core group to get things going to spread the word. I'd love to get things organized, but I'm avoiding like the plague becoming the "computer guy" at this squadron aka the "free tech support guy".

      Too much work and not enough gratitude(beer) to be that guy anymore.

      My own computer geekiness is dying out and even gaming has become less appealing. It seems these days things like sailing, photography, scuba diving, and flying hold more appeal. Don't get me wrong I've got a second 24" monitor on the way and half built water cooled computer sitting here waiting to be finished, but it's more like a means to an end rather a hobbie in itself anymore.

    17. Re:this is good but by couchslug · · Score: 1

      No organization is immune to people with an inflated sense of self-importance.

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    18. Re:this is good but by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Argh - dative!

      HAL.

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  6. In the words of another military leader: by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

    Admiral Ackbar: It's a TRAP!

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    1. Re:In the words of another military leader: by freemacedonia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hasn't the military been getting people to sign up by blatantly lying to them about what they'd wind up doing once they got in for...ever? Once they get you to sign on the dotted line, it doesn't matter if they told you that you WOULD be smoking pot and playing video games all day. They can put you wherever they need you once you sign. No complaints, no law suits, nothing. Door to door in Iraq or afghanistan. Who knows, you could wind up hacking all day.

    2. Re:In the words of another military leader: by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there must be a joke about General Protection Faults, but I'm not going to be the one to make it ...

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    3. Re:In the words of another military leader: by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not confuse the "military" with the Air Force.

      Ask a variety Airmen about their jobs. You will get the full range of opinions on their AF experience. None of them want to serve with someone who is unhappy and pissed off. Grumpy co-workers make the workcenter uncomfortable.

      If you are unhappy after enlisting, there are plenty of easy ways to get out.

      "Once they get you to sign on the dotted line," RTFC (Read The Fine Contract) and go in with a guaranteed job.
      Don't go in "General Enlistment",

      Air Force re-enlistment rates are high for good reason. a comfortable career, utterly insulated from the outside economy, interesting jobs (most of them, choose wisely) and tasty benefits.

      There is also a nice carrot at the end. While you can retire with full benefits at 20 years, do a few years over that and you can REALLY retire because of the retirement percentage bumps. I don't have to work again unless I want to, and instead of being 65 I'm in my late forties. ;)

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    4. Re:In the words of another military leader: by jvkjvk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hasn't the military been getting people to sign up by blatantly lying to them about what they'd wind up doing once they got in for...ever? Once they get you to sign on the dotted line, it doesn't matter if they told you that you WOULD be smoking pot and playing video games all day. They can put you wherever they need you once you sign. No complaints, no law suits, nothing. Door to door in Iraq or afghanistan. Who knows, you could wind up hacking all day. Actually, if they really want you, your contract (yes, you *do* sign a contract to join the military) can stipulate the job you are signing up for. It can also stipulate that the contract is null and void if they are unable (for whatever reason) to give you that job.

      I happen to know, because that was the only way I joined. Of course, you have to have the balls to say - "Fine, I quit!" if they don't keep their end of the bargain. But, they don't have a legal leg to stand on if it's in your contract.

      So the moral of the story is: If they tell you you can smoke pot and play video games all day get it in writing as part of your contract. Because you will have recruiters tell people all kinds of things but only what's in writing sticks. Kind of like any other employment contract, no?
  7. not a bad deal really by fearanddread · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People will go for this. Cracking some of the worlds most secure systems from behind the protection of the US goverment? sounds like a pretty cool deal to me.

    1. Re:not a bad deal really by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is weapons training day at military camp. The instructor is running through some of the kit trainees will be using. "OK, moving on. The next weapon I am showing you here can be used to devastating effect --- in the correct hands and under the right circumstances. We call it vmsplice_to_user()..."

    2. Re:not a bad deal really by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      If don't with the endorsement of the US government wouldn't that constitute an act of war? If done against a civilian system it might even become an act of terrorism! Might lead to some rahter messy and above all UNCOOL political situations, course this is just one Canadians opinions whis going to none to happy if he has to put up with the sounds of America being bombed all night.

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    3. Re:not a bad deal really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cracking some of the worlds most secure systems from behind the protection of the US goverment? sounds like a pretty cool deal to me.

      Hang on a couple of days until the round-heeled Democratic House rolls onto their backs and adds the lily-livered Senate's telco immunity prize to their bill's language. Then you can go to work for AT&T with guaranteed perpetual impunity for any illegal acts you can conceive of.

    4. Re:not a bad deal really by stwrtpj · · Score: 1

      It is weapons training day at military camp. The instructor is running through some of the kit trainees will be using. "OK, moving on. The next weapon I am showing you here can be used to devastating effect --- in the correct hands and under the right circumstances. We call it vmsplice_to_user()..."
      What if he's got a_pointed_stick() ?
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    5. Re:not a bad deal really by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      that's when you use

      release(tiger);
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    6. Re:not a bad deal really by ettlz · · Score: 1

      and watch him panic();

    7. Re:not a bad deal really by Zollui · · Score: 1

      There are some 'protectors' a protectee should be a bit afraid of. The restrictions on movement and expression of people involved in top secret work are quite daunting. I imagine the daily proofs of innocence you would have to give (being searched on site, overseers, secret interviews, people in your social circle having to be interviewed and vetted etc.) would be quite stressful.

    8. Re:not a bad deal really by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      This is your nmap! There are many like it, but this one is yours!

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    9. Re:not a bad deal really by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Without me, my nmap is useless!
      Without my nmap, I am useless!

    10. Re:not a bad deal really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole concept would be great if it weren't for the bureaucracy that hinders the geeks that are already enlisted.

      We are routinely forced to resolve problems with Client Service Administrators who have less knowledge than we do:
          Me-"Dude, the NIC is set to Half-Duplex. I just need you to log in with your rights and change it to full. The machine's not slow, it's the connection to the network share."
          Dude-"Well, have you tried clearing the profiles on your machine. Oh, what about defragging? We had this great program at my last base that would defrag automatically."

      We also routinely get our hands tied by the system that has no allowance for any kind of machine or OS other than what has been contracted (until infinity from what I can tell). And let me tell you, they're worse than the machines I use at home, often less secure, and always exponentially more expensive. They have a program that rewards money saving innovations and ideas. I've know many people who have tried to suggest cheaper, stronger alternatives to <a major pc producer> and Windows<several flavors>. But they still throw money into a pit that's known to be very, very deep.

      I often find a great new tech trend that would help the mission of the unit I'm working in, only to realize it's a pipe dream because I'm forced to work with the lowest common denominator of the MS Office suite. The best year of my career was when I was assigned to an agency that was NOT afraid of open source software. All you had to do was say what you wanted to use, and you usually got permission to use it. But most assignments, the list of approved software is restricted to the things that line the pockets of the Evil Empire.

      I don't mind the physical fitness requirements, lifestyle requirements, etc. But there's no way I would even consider trying to transfer to Cyber Command until someone high enough realizes that the people running the operations should have some latitude in how they operate...especially when they will be fighting a constantly morphing force of attackers who are not limited in their choice of tools.

      PS. Will be very hard to avoid attacking civilian targets when a large segment of attacking machines are zombie hoardes.

  8. New BMT Requirements? by Zymergy · · Score: 1

    I would be interested to know what the new "physical requirements" are going to be for this type of command?
    What will the recruiters say? "And guess what?, You will get a free 6-pack of Jolt *or* Red Bull *or* even Bawlz with every root account compromised?

    What are the new parameters are going to be for the "boot camp"? Here are the current ones: http://www.baseops.net/basictraining/airforce.html
    I'd be pressed (these days) to meet the BMT physical requirements: http://www.baseops.net/basictraining/airforce_fitness.html

    1. Re:New BMT Requirements? by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Been driving a desk a lot, lately?

      I can meet them easily, and I turn 45 next week.

      Get out and get your exercise, man. You'll be glad you did when you're my age, and if you already are, you'll feel 10 years younger in a few months, really truly.

    2. Re:New BMT Requirements? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New parameters for boot camp? Well obviously they would have to include a manual on how to field strip, clean and reassemble a laptop.

      Nevermind the Basic though, just imagine this, after Basic you may get to move into the old SAC Headquarters or NORAD at Offut. Now those can be the ultimate in geek basements! If you are really good maybe you can get into Area,,,,er,,,nvm.

      Just think, geeks can bring new meaning to some lines from The Air Force (song), particularly "A toast for the host."

    3. Re:New BMT Requirements? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      When I was at the USAFA I had to use the alternate BMI measurements because of those damned requirements. I was short. 5'7" 180 lbs. That listed me as overweight, so I had to do the body fat calcuation option. It measured me at 6-7% body fat.

      But looking at the requirements now, you are correct that if someone can't meet the AF requirements that they probably should budget an hour or two for exercise in your daily schedule. You only need to have less than 20-24% bodyfat to pass. More than that IS pretty unhealthy for a male.

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    4. Re:New BMT Requirements? by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Geez, you'd think the Air Force would be hip to the fact that muscular men are usually classified as "overweight" by the BMI standards set for yer average couch potato...glad they had the alternate measurement for you. What I'd really like to be able to do for my 45th birthday, rapidly coming up, is be able to qualify for Ranger school. Difficult.

      they probably should budget an hour or two for exercise in your daily schedule.

      This can't be emphasized enough, even if one is within normal weight and percentage of fat range. Once you get past 40 stuff starts aging and falling apart faster than I'd have ever believed, and so far as I can tell only regular exercise slows the decline. I wasn't totally inactive in my 30s, but I sure wish I'd been as active as I was in my 20s, to get a head start on staving off the decline of middle age. But, well, it's tough when you've got young kids et cetera.

  9. Yeah, right by Rix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they want us, they can bring us in as civilian contractors. Why would anyone want to take a low paying job they can't quit?

    1. Re:Yeah, right by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Informative

      If they want us, they can bring us in as civilian contractors. Why would anyone want to take a low paying job they can't quit. It doesn't necessarily need to be low-paying. The air-force and navy have been suffering a mass pilot exodus to the commercial industry, so they started implementing retainer bonuses to keep their pilots. There is no reason the military can't do the same for computer guys. In addition, the computers guys don't have to worry about the biggest downside - dying.

      There are perks to being in the military - access to USAA banking and insurance, being able to jump a transport flight to anywhere in the world for free, stay in military housing world wide for a pittance (some of said housing is near resort quality), pension, medical care, etc.

      For the right combination of benefits, it might be a good deal. Of course it would have to be head and shoulders above what they give to the rank and file, but that's the nature of a competitive labor market.

      PS - for you 420 types, there is no drug testing required for a secret clearance, nor most types of top-secret clearances, but they will ask about drug usage as part of the standard questionnaire (along with stuff like defaulted loans, arrest record, etc).
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    2. Re:Yeah, right by Linux+Ate+My+Dog! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are perks to being in the military - access to ...

      Too bad they will throw out around 10% of the most talented computer people right out for not willing to live in suffocating secrecy about their private lives.

      There's a lot of very talented GLBT* hackers out there, and the military will have to crawl into this century with its attitudes if it wants this century's warriors. Else civilian contractors it is.

    3. Re:Yeah, right by Thoth+Ptolemy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a member of the USAF, here's my take on military benefits:
      Guaranteed housing. Either you're on base for free, or you get housing allowance (Single E4 in DC area = $1300/month).
      Guaranteed food. Either you eat in the chow hall for free, or you get an allowance (~$270/month)
      Guaranteed health care, 100%. Go to sick call/hospital pretty much whenever you need to. Includes dental and optician.
      Guaranteed work. Whether you want it or not.
      Commissary and BX are tax free.
      30 Days of Leave a year plus holidays and weekends. Only 9-to-5 workers get actual weekends and holidays off though, the rest of us (operational AF, operators) 2 and 3 and sometimes 4 day breaks thrown in. Regardless, you still get paid 12 months a year, but can take one of those months off. Or save those days (up to 60).
      Being Deployed has extra benefits. And I'm not sure CyCom would even deploy into a live fire warzone.
      And just being military can have benefits too ($55 lift tickets at Breck, and 15% off food).
      As well as other stuff the above mentioned; Space-A flights for free, USAA, retirement after 20 years (50% of your last base pay).
      And then there's the cool factor of being stationed in Germany or Italy or Japan for 2+ years (assuming CyCom will have shops in said countries).

      AND...if a career field is undermanned, they'll actually give bonuses for re-enlistment equal to Multiplier * Monthly Base Pay * Years of re-enlistment. Multiplier based on how much they need people in the career field. I imagine CyCom fields would be pretty high once it starts rolling, x4 or x5.

      The pay is not too shabby IMO. Base pay is not as high as civilian, but other stuff does go a ways to make up for it (see above).

      Obviously, you can't quit whenever you want to. Contract obligations and all that.
      You also have to maintain a fitness standard. That means a reasonable waist and weight (or BMI) and a decent 1.5 mile run time. Pushups and situps also count, but only for very little.

      It ain't a dream job, but it's been pretty freaking awesome for me. First tour was in Germany, now I'm in DC, next stop; who knows?

      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught.

      \obviously i'm biased in favor ;)

    4. Re:Yeah, right by WatcherXP · · Score: 3, Insightful

      22 years in Air force (and counting) here, pretty much spot on there. As for the whole CyberCommand thing, it is 95% public relations stunts at this point. For every "CyberWarrior" there are literally dozens of "AircraftMaintenanceWarriors" and "SupplyWarriors" getting similarly important jobs done on a daily basis without flashy PR and press releases.

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    5. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught.

      Suspicion confirmed. Being in the military makes you an asshole.

    6. Re:Yeah, right by Eminence · · Score: 0, Troll

      There's a lot of very talented GLBT* hackers out there, and the military will have to crawl into this century with its attitudes if it wants this century's warriors. Else civilian contractors it is. Many talented hackers have mental problems of all kinds - after all the guy who made ReiserFS was accused of killing his wife and his private life, as revealed on that occasion, was just one huge mess. However, not all hackers have mental problems and I'd prefer the ones having access to weapons of any kind to be of this kind, not the other.
    7. Re:Yeah, right by u38cg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you're saying being gay is a mental problem? Just want to be clear.

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    8. Re:Yeah, right by bentcd · · Score: 1

      In addition, the computers guys don't have to worry about the biggest downside - dying. Obviously, you have never heard of black ICE :-)
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    9. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm bisexual and my opinion is that being transsexual is mental illness.

    10. Re:Yeah, right by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bullshit! If 10% of geek guys were gay, the Royal Institute of Technology here would be less like a monastery, and more like a seminary.

    11. Re:Yeah, right by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      BENDER: Great, we're gonna die.

      FRY: And this ham gum is all bones.

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    12. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Well, the "You go where we tell you to go" and the whole killing and dying thing kind of obliterates all those (perceived) advantages.
      Even if this geek squad isn't directly involved with the killing and dying, it's still a part of the whole thing - something not everyone is all that comfortable with.

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    13. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. But go ahead and liquor up every night if you want. No liver testing. Woohoo!
    14. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't have to worry about the biggest downside - dying. In modern day warfare, taking out the enemies command and control is a top priority. If we ever get into a real war with an enemy that actually has a legitimate military (Iran or China, not Iraq or Afghanistan) then AF geeks will become targets.
    15. Re:Yeah, right by dissy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught. And i for one feel a lot safer knowing that we are protected by people that never smoked up in their life, cuz you know, stoners never did anything useful for anyone or something. /sarcastic

      While I can understand them (or any employer for that matter) requesting you dont come in drunk/high on the job (thus their time), but short of people on call 24 hrs, I cant see any difference between smoking up for a weekend and getting drunk (thus YOUR time), as neither effects your job!

      If my employer asked me to stop drinking milk at home, or to stop buying scotch tape, I would think just as little of them as when im asked to not smoke up at home too.

      And no, I dont smoke (only cigerettes), but hell that could be next if we dont keep them in check now!
    16. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too, I like fucking chicks up the ass and in the pussy.

    17. Re:Yeah, right by Temkin · · Score: 1

      Well, the "You go where we tell you to go" and the whole killing and dying thing kind of obliterates all those (perceived) advantages.

      Even if this geek squad isn't directly involved with the killing and dying, it's still a part of the whole thing - something not everyone is all that comfortable with. Not everyone agrees with you. Some of us sleep much better at night knowing there are people with "sharp pointy things that go bang" standing watch while we sleep. Some of us appreciate their sacrifice so much that when we're sorting resumes, the ones with significant verifiable military service just kind of magically pass thru the first sorting & cull. 4 and out, you got your college money, and my respect. 6+, you have my attention. Do 20+ and I'll actively try and find a way to get you past HR. Ex-military guys make great IT people. They're very trainable, and follow instructions without all the BS attitude. Once they have their site specific training taken care of, you can hand 'em the run book, and not worry.

      FWIW - If you don't like what the military is doing, odds are it's your politicians you're angry with. Even if you don't realize it, or refuse to admit it.

    18. Re:Yeah, right by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      I've seen commercials on television that were more or less "you've fixed cars, look at these guys FIX FIGHTER JETS!!1!!1" so everybody gets their targeted ads I guess.

    19. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Not everyone agrees with you.
      I sure hope so. If that were the case, that would mean a significant portion of the population would willingly be part of taking this whole killing and dying thing. That would suck.

      Some of us sleep much better at night knowing there are people with "sharp pointy things that go bang" standing watch while we sleep.
      Interesting. I don't feel threatened and have no need for an army to defend me. I'd feel even safer with less trained-to-kill people around.

      Ex-military guys make great IT people. They're very trainable, and follow instructions without all the BS attitude.
      I can see how that would be the case. If that's what you're looking for, looking for ex-military people makes sense of course.
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    20. Re:Yeah, right by Sir.Cracked · · Score: 2

      Who let the recruiter on here?
      Let me take these one by one
      Free housing: On base is open to inspection by commander at any time. Off base, your supervisor is recomended to "Stop by for a visit to your airmen frequently". Screw that. When the commander let's me check out his house whenever I want, we'll talk.

      Guaranteed food: Food allowance is a joke. Fact is, even with it, most airmen below NCO will qualify for WIC if they have a kid, and you'll USE IT. We're talking below poverty level. Chow hall, excuse me, Space age dining facility, is only open at specific times, and your elementary caffeteria puts it to shame in all but a few places.

      Guaranteed health care: Have you ever had a 19 year old Airman try to clean your teeth? Or take your blood? Or do a damn x-ray? If you join, look forward to it. Healh care professionals? Those are for paying customers, You get the kids.

      Guaranteed work: No argument here. Plenty of that. In fact, you can expect your router config or server maint to be interupted to go clean some toilets, because, even though you're the most qualified computer person, you're the lowest ranking around, and you wouldn't expect TSgt Luddite to go clean a toilet would you???

      Commisary and BX: If you've ever gone to Wal-Mart and said, "Damn, this stuff would be oh-so affordable if it weren't for these blasted taxes", Then these bennies are for YOU!

      I addressed SpaceA and Tuition in an earlier post, check it out if you want, but the short version is, Many obstacles to actualy USE them. Mostly for NCO's and SNCO's. And after 20 years of mindless computer work far from the cutting edge, Forget about getting a real tech job when you get out. Retirement indeed. Base pay per month for an E-7 (a respectable rank) after 20 years? 3,715.50. Can YOU live on 1,857.75 a month?

      And in case you think I didn't get to see exotic places and fun things, I did a long tour in Germany, a Deployment in Pakistan, hops through Turkey and Kyrgistan, a short in Tucson, before leaving. Being overseas is no picnic. Friend getting married back home or relative going into surgery? Well, hope a phone call is enough for you to feel a part of things.

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    21. Re:Yeah, right by Sir.Cracked · · Score: 2

      If you're going to do work for the airforce in any way computer related, Contracting is the way to go. As a disclaimer/disclosure, I got out of the AF in Nov06. And retention bonus? For computer people? Forget it. They just got done with a systematic drawdown of computer people. I made Staff first attempt (For non-mil, This is not easy, as much of your score is determined by time in grade/time in service) shortly before seperating and did better than 97% of peers testing on the career half, but had a CJR over 250 to stay in if I gave a damn (For you non military types, Read that as, "was 250+ on a waiting list to KEEP my own job").

      The point is, they didn't care how good or bad the airmen were they were getting rid of, they just had a target number to hit. My commander was begging me to take on a contracting position with the unit I was with, but I was tired of dealing with the crap anyway.

      Oh, and Perks? Don't get me started. Recruiter types always list them, but then forget to mention the downsides. Free airflight anywhere you want right? Well, no, only where there are cargo routes, which probably Won't include your base, and you have to be already burning leave before you even get on a waiting list to get on one. You think a 2 hour delay in an airport is bad? You can be sitting for days, burning your vacation, as you hope to get on a "free" flight. Their recomendation? Don't be so picky about a destination! Just get on whatever flight has room and go wherever it's going!

      Free tuition? Forget it, you won't have time to use it. Not till after your an NCO at the least, and by that point, you've got a career and you won't NEED a degree. You've got the airforce.

      And about the best clothing benefit I ever got was being stuck in Kyrgystan for a week on my way back from a deployment, and they had North Face gear available from the locals at crazy low prices. But that's not a stricly military benefit, that's just third world fun.

      Plain fact is, as a contractor, you can leave the job at the door when you go home, you can tell your boss that his security ideas are completely fucking stupid without risking federal charges, and if you get tired of the job, you can quit, and it isn't a federal crime. Really, computer people need to be able to speek truth to power, and the military just isn't setup that way. You can tell your NCO that your network is up shit creek, but there's no way that the commander is ever going to hear that news.

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    22. Re:Yeah, right by BlueNoteMKVI · · Score: 1

      but short of people on call 24 hrs
      ...like the military?

      In many IT jobs you have to be ready to answer that page at any time of day/night. In the military if your base is attacked, you are expected to be ready to get your uniformed butt to your post right-effing-now. In the civilian world coming in stoned/drunk/high will probably get you fired. In the military world there's a very real chance that doing the same could get people killed.
    23. Re:Yeah, right by Lesrahpem · · Score: 1

      Is the Air Force somehow different from the Army in what they require for clearance? I talked to an Army recruiter last month about SIGINT and he told me up front that they drug test as a requirement.

    24. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For you "420" types...stay the fuck out of my military. There is a 100% Urinalysis policy. You will be piss tested, you will be caught."

      God forbid anyone do something they enjoy which doesn't harm others. You're a fucking faggot.

    25. Re:Yeah, right by Temkin · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I don't feel threatened and have no need for an army to defend me. I'd feel even safer with less trained-to-kill people around. One of my old managers was on a business trip having breakfast in a NYC one September day a few years ago... The remains of a large jet engine landed in the street in front of the hotel cafe where he was eating. It had been attached to a plane that was carrying one of our colleagues, a father, a fine executive manager, and all around great guy. Suffice to say, you and I disagree.

      I worry far more about the ignorant demagogues that are arrayed against us at this point. Including the ones we have created in our fumbling since that day. Part of that fumbling was because we had our head in the sand, adopted idealistic utopian fantasies as truth, and were not prepared.

    26. Re:Yeah, right by Odin+The+Ravager · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, 50% off at Moe's with a military ID

    27. Re:Yeah, right by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Funny

      And that is why people in the military don't drink.

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    28. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Sure, that is likely to be perceived as a threat.
      But it could be argued that this threat arose from another war - the Cold War. So, we're pretty much back to square one.

      Can't say I have a solution, but the whole military-industrial thing is more likely to increase than to decrease the overall threat to security. Which is why I feel less people should be taking a part in it.

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      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    29. Re:Yeah, right by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      While I can understand them (or any employer for that matter) requesting you dont come in drunk/high on the job (thus their time), but short of people on call 24 hrs, I cant see any difference between smoking up for a weekend and getting drunk (thus YOUR time), as neither effects your job!

      The U.S. Department of Defense takes the use of any mind-altering drug while in possession of sensitive information quite seriously. The DoD has decided that Marijuana use is much more dangerous than alcohol use, from a "data security" perspective, and thus take steps to prevent those with sensitive information from participating - and they also deal out severe punishment to those who do. This may seem like an overreaction to you, but from their perspective it's a small price to pay for additional safeguarding of our Nation's important information.

    30. Re:Yeah, right by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      Actually, being in the military makes you acutely aware of the negative impact drug use can have on performance in a critical situation.

      Not sure how that makes one an asshole. Stay out of my military, and I'll stay out of your basement.

    31. Re:Yeah, right by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      What you are not realizing is that being in the military is like being in any other "on-call" position. Just like for a cop, or a firefighter, or what-have-you, you cannot count on being "off for the weekend". If that's a restriction that you can't handle, no one is forcing you to join up! :)

    32. Re:Yeah, right by dissy · · Score: 1

      What you are not realizing is that being in the military is like being in any other "on-call" position. Just like for a cop, or a firefighter, or what-have-you, you cannot count on being "off for the weekend". If that's a restriction that you can't handle, no one is forcing you to join up! :) This is true, I did not realize that.

      Everyone is on call?
      I can understand the fighters needing to be on call.
      I can also see certain IT people needing to be (or at least taking turns.)
      But all of them? Especially these 'cyber warriors'?

      It's not that i doubt you, i believe it.
      It's just a little surprising to me, especially after reading the list of pros vs cons way way up this threads chain to the GGGP or whatnot.

      I think its safe to say that should be added to the 'con' list, especially if you arnt compensated extra for it like in the civilian world.

      Thanks for the tidbit btw :)
    33. Re:Yeah, right by qkslvrwolf · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a recently volunteer-separated comm officer, I can tell you that while the benefits are nice (they're great if you're an o), they air force doesn't have a freakin' clue about how to do IT, period. Maybe this command will be different, but they'll have to make a new career field, because the CDC's (tests for knowledge/advancement) for the comm enlisted guys blow, the officer corps is made up of all the rejects and humanities majors from the "cool" career fields, and there is a culture of willful ignorance among the officers O3 and above.

      I had to get out because I was going to kill someone the next time I heard a lt col say "I don't know anything about this 20 million dollar, 5 year decision I just made, but I know my people."

      I spent most of my time in the air force trying to explain basic concepts to people who should've known better. Like the colonel who couldn't get it through this thick skull that when you've got a system with hundreds of distributed nodes worldwide, and some of those nodes are connected through unreliable links that YOU DON'T CONTROL, they're going to be unreachable sometimes. It took me six months to get that one to sink in.

      Lord is talking a surprisingly good game, but cyber command would basically have to hire all new officers and mostly new enlisted to make this one work. And I seriously doubt the air force culture could handle having a majcom that didn't accept the bullshit from the rest of the air force.

      Basically, the pilots have convinced themselves that IT (all of it) is a blue collar, non-thinking job. They think they can sit a kid in front of a computer, give him a checklist without any real knowledge of what he's doing, and it'll work fine.

      I once had a lt col ask where the checklist was for troubleshooting windows. I asked her how she thought microsoft was still in business if it's that easy.

      And I haven't even mentioned the all-too-cozy relationship between the colonels (who, I may have mentioned, don't know shit but control the money), and big name vendors (like microsoft).

      The vendors don't have to convince anyone who knows what they're doing. They just have to convince a colonel. Which just takes some pretty pictures and a free lunch or two. Point in case: the air force (or at least one majcom) licensed sharepoint about 5 years ago in a huge mulimillion dollar boondoggle. It took them 3 years to make people start using it, since no one actually wanted it, and then within a year they've decided that sharepoint isn't that great for real-time collaboration and documentation and are ditching the project. But wait, they can't actually get rid of it yet because of politics, so they'll continue to train people on it for awhile until it safe to tell everyone they're ditching it.

      (Side note: I think sharepoint is OK for the creation of static documentation (i.e, policy). It blows for living documentation (wiki's are much better, and why use a wiki you have to pay for when there are so many good F/OS ones out there?) /rant

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    34. Re:Yeah, right by ZWithaPGGB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Smoke all the weed you want. Just don't do a job that requires lightning fast reflexes, unclouded judgement, or where the consequences of your being addled are death or dismemberment for people. Pot hangs out in your system for weeks, affecting memory, judgement, and reflexes. All of these are critical in a military context.

      We don't let people with ongoing prescriptions for pain killers like Oxycontin in either.

      I'm all for legalizing drugs. I'm also all for making people bear the consequences of their drug use (instead of being bailed out by taxpayers when they lose everything), and being excluded from certain jobs due to it.

    35. Re:Yeah, right by CheekyBastard · · Score: 1

      "PS - for you 420 types, there is no drug testing required for a secret clearance, nor most types of top-secret clearances, but they will ask about drug usage as part of the standard questionnaire (along with stuff like defaulted loans, arrest record, etc)."

      Speaking as a member of the AF, while there isn't a direct link between 'security clearance' and 'drug testing', being a member of the armed forces entails everyone having to submit to regular, randomized drug-testing. It doesn't matter if they're a plumber or a pilot. Many contractor positions are also included as a condition of access to sensitive material; or anytime the labor involved concerns the safety of others.

      Count on this--The hacker jobs will require regular drug testing, regardless of whether they are beefing-up the active duty numbers or plan to use contract labor.

    36. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a low paying job they can't quit? and after 20 or so years of faithful, honorable commitment you get fired! (Too old, high year of tenure, or some such bullshit...)
    37. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the Air Force somehow different from the Army in what they require for clearance? I talked to an Army recruiter last month about SIGINT and he told me up front that they drug test as a requirement. That's not for a clearance, that's just to be hired. Seems like splitting hairs, I know. But the clearance process is the same for contractors too, and as long as their employer does not drug test (federal requirement is simply to have a "drug abuse program" which need only consist of handing out a bunch of pamphlets) they won't need to pee in a cup to get cleared. Depending on the type of clearance, they may "be subject to random drug testing" and if they fail, or refuse to pee, they will lose their clearance. However, random drug testing isn't so random, seems only to happen when program management suspects there is a problem to begin with.
    38. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...bonuses to keep their pilots. There is no reason the military can't do the same for computer guys. Some networking career fields do. Can be quite lucrative too, but nowhere near what pilots and doctors get unfortunately. 50% cash in hand at re-enlistment, and the other 50% spread out in equal payments over the duration of the contract. Amounts vary per career field and length of service commitment. Very attractive when coupled with the other benefits (tax free shopping, base housing, somewhat free medical and dental, low cost life insurance, and virtually free college for the enlisted folk).

      ...computers guys don't have to worry about the biggest downside - dying. Uhh, wanna bet? That super duper secret secure monolithic no-window concrete and steel fortified facility that you work in has armed security guards all over the place. You really think they're there to prevent bad people from getting in? No. They're there to keep YOU from getting captured alive. Of course, a network admin is a less valuable target than say an intel person, but still.

      There are perks to being in the military... Yes, you're right on the perks. I am biased, obviously, because I am retired military. Even though there has been some erosion in the benefits, and ya this war does suck massively, in my opinion the military is still a good deal. But like anything else, it's not for everyone, and that's cool.
    39. Re:Yeah, right by GeekAlpha · · Score: 1

      The military is not just like being on call. It's more like being property, really. The military is not like a job, and you definitely aren't compensated for additional hours. At one point in my service, my absolute minimum workweek was roughly 80 hours in port, and effectively 24 hours a day with sleep time optional (averaging between 4 and 6 hours every 18 hours, but sometimes none at all). When I calculated how much I was making per hour at such times, it came out to much less than a dollar an hour. So, one issue is that the military frowns on its people being unprepared, but that isn't really the main concern that drives the zero tolerance drug policy. The real reason for the zero tolerance policy has to do with trust. Specifically, military personnel are often given awesome responsibility at a very young age. Even the lowliest grunt often finds them self with the kind of responsibility that can get people killed by accident, cause international incidents that start or lose wars, destroy millions of dollars of equipment, or make split-second decisions on the behalf of their country and fellows to take lives intentionally. This means to both their bosses and their comrades they must be completely trustworthy. One measure of the trustworthiness of an individual is if they follow the rules and laws that apply to them, even when no one is looking. Since drugs are illegal, evidence of one having taken drugs amounts to demonstrated unreliability. An unreliable soldier/sailor/airman/marine is a danger to all of his comrades. Even if the infraction is basically pretty bogus, military discipline is strict because the consequences are so grave. In the military, they get rid of people that pick and choose the rules and laws they wish to follow in favor of people that fulfill their enlistment oath with integrity. As long as someone is in the military, it's a very different world for them. And, yes, being property is definitely a big fat bullet-point for the 'con' list.

    40. Re:Yeah, right by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I don't feel threatened and have no need for an army to defend me. I'd feel even safer with less trained-to-kill people around.
      Thats a great idea! Instead of all of that army and war and violence stuff, we should all just sing kumbaya and get along! Why didn't anybody think of that before?

      All sarcasm aside, the fact that you don't feel threatened is an anomaly in the history of humankind that has been brought about by those trained-to-kill people that are defending you.
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    41. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For the right combination of benefits, it might be a good deal. Of course it would have to be head and shoulders above what they give to the rank and file, but that's the nature of a competitive labor market.

      It'll never get that good as long as you're within the military. Look at Blackwater. You can get out of the army or marines, hire on with them and make ten times (minimum) what you made as a grunt. It's all tax free, even well up into the six-figure range. And you can quit the civilian job any goddamned day you like. Log out and leave -- it's that easy.

    42. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the fact that my country actually makes an effort to get along with other countries...

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    43. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still the drills, routines, inspections, having to know all the heirarchy hubbaloo... For some folks, that kind of thing is a major PITA buzzkill. (The people they'd want would consider the job if it was just a few core tasks w/o having to deal with all the other B.S.) I'd agree that the types they're looking for would be a lot more willing to go with the contract-worker route.

      It's not that far off from some NASA folks already working with the Airforce on some of the SPAWAR type stuff or other contracted specialists working for other gov't agencies. Technically shipyard workers and merchant marines work for the Navy, and they don't have to go through all the military stuff. If whatever they're working on is classified - hit 'em with a big NDA in the contract and that kind of thing. They're making it sound like it's harder to figure out than it is.

      If there's a manpower problem, perhaps they should take a better look at the reasons for turnover in the enlisted ranks rather than try to recruit from a population that has heard enough to not be interested. From my previous experience (Navy side), the military tends to have a love-it or leave it culture. If you keep dumping the shit-jobs outside of a rating or specialty on a certain part of your population and not advancing them even though they qualify, they're not going to stick around. If the Airforce is having problems, then things must be really bad.

    44. Re:Yeah, right by workindev · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great theory and all, until you realize that "your country" is only half of the equation in a potential conflict. History has shown that to some types of leaders, making an effort to "get along" is only a sign that you will be easy to conquer.

    45. Re:Yeah, right by workindev · · Score: 1

      I sure hope so. If that were the case, that would mean a significant portion of the population would willingly be part of taking this whole killing and dying thing. That would suck.

      Actually, it only takes a very small portion of the population to willingly be part of this whole killing and dying thing to compel a significant portion of the population to unwillingly be part of killing and dying to protect themselves and their countrymen.
    46. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the ICD-9 codes for mental disorders. It's pretty bizarre some of the sexual orientation/kinks that are internationally classified as mental disorders. So while I, personally, don't see homosexuality as a mental disorder, there must be a depressingly large number of people out there that do.

      anon to preserve mods - jahudabudy

    47. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm naive, but considering the history of pretty much every country on my continent, and most countries on neighboring continents - actually most countries worldwide - I think they all had more than their share of war and won't be too eager to be part of another one for at least a few generations to come. Hopefully for a lot of generations to come.
      But even if that's being naive, I prefer looking at things that way - not that I'm going to deliberately close my eyes towards a real threat, I'm just hesitant in acknowledging a perceived threat as a real one.
      Constant fear won't do anyone any good.

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      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    48. Re:Yeah, right by crimson30 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you wouldn't expect TSgt Luddite to go clean a toilet would you???

      That's where you're dead wrong. Maybe when you hit SMSgt you're safe from that sort of thing, but I see TSgts cleaning toilets EVERY SINGLE DAY (I stick to mopping, personally).

      The real benefits: free medical (though sketchy and ugly at times, it's free nonetheless), pension (hey, it's something), 30-day leave policy (though I once had a duty section where long forecasted leave was denied far more than approved) and definitely TA/GI Bill.

    49. Re:Yeah, right by budgenator · · Score: 1

      In the Military your paid for a 24 Hr day so there really isn't any YOUR time.

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    50. Re:Yeah, right by quintessentialk · · Score: 1

      So you're saying being gay is a mental problem? Just want to be clear.


      I hope he just wasn't familiar with the acronym.
    51. Re:Yeah, right by fonik · · Score: 1

      So the military thinks that people are more likely to divulge information while under the influence of marijuana than the influence of alcohol? I bet they have some really compelling evidence to back up their medical opinion.

      Let me guess. Using marijuana makes you more likely to associate with communists and the "degenerate races," while getting shitfaced is a long standing red-blooded American tradition.

      Sometimes I think that maybe I should have joined up instead of going to college. It's a good thing that these threads pop up occasionally to remind me how messed up the military can be.

    52. Re:Yeah, right by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      Actually, being in the military makes you acutely aware of the negative impact drug use can have on performance in a critical situation. But considering the fact urinalysis has been mentioned, which detects THC metabolites far longer than any other more modern drug test, i.e. saliva or blood. You could get high on your vacation, come back and get canned? Or whatever they do in the service... So yeah you are an asshole, and so is anyone that judges people based on what they choose to consume on their own time rather then judging people on their quality of work.
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    53. Re:Yeah, right by Rynd · · Score: 1

      They were saying the same things after WWI (the war to end all wars). Didn't work out so well.

    54. Re:Yeah, right by shiftless · · Score: 1

      While I can understand them (or any employer for that matter) requesting you dont come in drunk/high on the job (thus their time), but short of people on call 24 hrs, I cant see any difference between smoking up for a weekend and getting drunk (thus YOUR time), as neither effects your job!

      The difference is marijuana usage is illegal. I don't agree with that, but it's the GOVERNMENT we're talking about.

      And no, I dont smoke (only cigerettes), but hell that could be next if we dont keep them in check now!

      Yeah right. I'd venture a guess that 80% of the Air Force smokes, based only on my observations as a member. Not sure about the other branches but I'd imagine the Navy and Army are close to the same.

    55. Re:Yeah, right by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      The DoD has decided that Marijuana use is much more dangerous than alcohol use, from a "data security" perspective, Got one valid citation for your claims?

      Like I wrote originally, secret and many TS clearances do not require drug testing at any point. Sure the military itself may institute random drug testing as a condition of employment, but that's independent of a person's clearance. Civilian contractors certainly are under no federal requirement to drug test their employees.

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    56. Re:Yeah, right by shiftless · · Score: 1

      But go ahead and liquor up every night if you want. No liver testing. Woohoo!

      Go ahead and come into work with alcohol in your system and see what happens to you. If your supervisor is a dick or the wrong people find out then you can be in some *serious* shit. The Air Force is turning into a real uptight bunch of prudes.

      One of the old timers in my unit was telling me about how "back in the day" they used to have a fully-stocked BAR in our unit where folks would hang out and drink, especially after work. He said when they were convoy'ing somewhere for an exercise, the fellows would pull their Jeeps and deuce-and-a-halfs up next to each other and pass a beer back and forth while driving down the highway. lol

      The old motor pool chief was also telling me how "back in the day" they used to save up used motor oil and pour it along the fence line to kill weeds and keep grass off the fence. Imagine trying to do that today. (By the way, the EPA took soil samples and did some testing a few years back and they all came back clean. So no harm done.)

    57. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      Kind of. There was a fairly big nation, hit hard by the war and blamed for the whole thing, not exactly happy to have to carry the burden of the financial reparations on its own (or at least that's how it was perceived) and politically and economically very unstable.
      Can't say they were really trying to avoid a war.

      I don't know of a nation in a similar situation, one that would have a chance to become a "real threat"[tm] anyway.

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      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    58. Re:Yeah, right by Knara · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and come into work with alcohol in your system and see what happens to you. If your supervisor is a dick or the wrong people find out then you can be in some *serious* shit. You seem to think that, by default, people who smoke pot are smoking some magical substance that lasts for days on end. It's no more true than havin' a few beers every night (or every other night, or once a week) lasts until the next day. In moderation, both have about the same effect on peoples' ability to do work (and the pot probably less, though the emphysema will catch up to you with too much use, just like liver problems).
    59. Re:Yeah, right by Rynd · · Score: 1

      Japan had already invaded Manchuria and China by the time the Germans invaded Poland. "I don't know of a nation in a similar situation, one that would have a chance to become a "real threat"[tm] anyway." It doesn't have to be one nation big enough to be a "real threat". Several smaller ones banded together will do. And they aren't trying to avoid a war either.

    60. Re:Yeah, right by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      You know, I appreciate your positive outlook, but I do think you are being naive. The time to prepare to defend yourself from a "real" threat is not when you are already standing face-to-face with it. By then its too late. At what point do you think the 9/11 attacks graduated from a perceived threat to real threat?

      I think that it is pretty hard to deny that we are facing a real threats right now, as a significant series of attacks against people like us has proved. There are people out there that want to murder you and I because we don't subscribe to the same radical religious beliefs that they do. That doesn't mean that we need to cower in fear over it, but we do need to acknowledge the threat so we can address it. Maintaining a strong military is only part of the solution, but it is necessary.

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      "The defense of freedom requires the advance of freedom" - George W Bush
    61. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      I may be naive, but mostly because I think that the more people show that kind of naivety, the better off we all are.
      Preparing to defend yourself from a threat of course seems like a sensible thing to do, but in doing so you also become a perceived threat to others.
      See the Cold War, two parties that perceived each others as a threat, each making it worse by preparing itself for the case the other becomes a real threat.
      The outcome of that can not, in any way, be considered positive, neither for the two parties or the world at large. It pretty much lead to 911, among other bad things.

      Not to say we should all be becoming defenseless overnight, hoping every one else does the same. But more of the same, ever increasing defense spending, continueing the "who has strongest military"-ratrace, doesn't seem like a very good way to make this world a safe place for everyone.

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      Truth arises more readily from error than from confusion. -Francis Bacon
    62. Re:Yeah, right by neumayr · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know what made Japan become all megalomanic and try to invade all of Asia.
      What I was replying to was the comment about WW I being referred to as "the war to end all wars", and that was a European thing. After this war almost nobody wanted another war, but everyone involved seemed kind of ignorant toward the volatile state Germany was in.

      Such things should of course be avoided - making this Iraq reconstruction mission crucial, and of course not giving other countries any incentive to band together in an attempt to claim world domination. And them feeling threatened, for example by a strong military, could be such an incentive.

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    63. Re:Yeah, right by justnotadutchguy · · Score: 1

      I served in the airforce, in the dinosaur period (84-90), got out at the end of my tour of duty in Holland, at the end of the coldwar, married a beautiful woman who I met running track here..... And now I live in Holland, work with other nerds... (I've got autism, and work as councellor for people with normal to high IQs and autism).... Life is so good......

  10. He who lives by the sword.... by syousef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Commander: They did what?
    Lieutenant: They fell down and started rolling around, keyboards in hand.
    Commander: And this was suppose to say what exactly?
    Lieutenant: They were gibbering something about he who lives by the keyboard dies by the keyboard. I think they thought it was funny or clever. You have no idea what the men have been dealing with. These geeks have no social skills whatsoever.
    Commander: So I've heard....and they absolutely refused to perform that first strike.
    Lieutenant: Yes, sir. But it gets worse. They started muttering some inane dialog and sniggering at each other. "Burn the building" and such. We thought they were making threats at first, but then one of them laughed at me for not watching some cult film they all worship. Office Farce or Office Day or something.
    Commander: I told them this would never work. Damn geeks.

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  11. Barn Door: Already Open by jo42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to win an electronic war with China... To win an electronic, heck any kind of war, all China has to do is to stop shipping electronic and any other goods to the US. After all, that is were all of the stuff comes from these days. Not to mention that most of the corporates have either sold or licensed almost all intellectual property to China in one form or another. Talk about giving a potential enemy all of the sticks they need to beat you over the head with.
    1. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was just about to comment on how the words "war with China" is worrying enough in and of itself. Why say things like that?

      Also, China has enough cash on hand to send the US economy into a deep recession, thereby ruining the country before any other steps are taken...

    2. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by dwater · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I was just about to comment on how the words "war with China" is worrying enough in and of itself.
      > Why say things like that?

      EXACTLY!!

      How about trying to win PEACE with China instead?

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    3. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by rale,+the · · Score: 5, Funny

      > How about trying to win PEACE with China instead?

      I don't think that's the military's job...

    4. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by graymocker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no question that the US economy is significantly dependent on China, but people often overlook the fact that China's economy is equally dependent on the US. So yes, Chinese national banks keep financing US debt by buying T-Bills and keep our currency propped up by holding enormous dollar reserves, so yes, they could pretty much hit the delete button on our economy whenever they'd like. On the other hand, by doing so they would also be wiping out their own savings... not to mention cripple the primary consumer of their export economy. And that's before we consider what the effects would be on the rest of the First World that China exports to. It's more accurate to say that there's an immense economic interdependence between China and the US, and that a sort of economic Mutually Assured Destruction is at work. That's not to say that our irresponsible economic policy of the past few years has been a good thing, though: we've created a MAD scenario, yes, but China is the only one with a button. In general I'm a Friedman-esque pro-globalization the-world-is-flat sort of person, as economic interaction does strongly disincentive armed conflict. The problem is not with trade or globalization, it's with an economic policy that's allowed national debt to spiral out of control to the point that we've become very vulnerable and fragile traders in the global market.

    5. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed it is not.

      We had plans on how to fight against Britain after World War II. Britain. You know, the limeys? The guys who held out against the Third Reich, and were pretty good allies?

      The military isn't around for love and flowers; the military's there to kick ass and take names. This isn't, "LOL HAY GUYZ WE'RE ATTACKING CHINA!", it's, "Hey, what if we got into a war with China? Yeah, let's figure out a plan so we don't get our asses kicked."

    6. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Talk about giving a potential enemy all of the sticks they need to beat you over the head with.

      We armed Hussein and the mujahideen -- why would we treat the slopes any differently. After all, we gave them most favored nation status years ago.

    7. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't think that's the military's job.

      Of course it is -- their mission is to protect us. If peace is the better way (say, compared to the shit going on for the past seven years in Iraq), they should just salute and look for the assignments board.

      Why do you think the troops spend a lot of time in Iraq building schools, water purification plants, etc.? When he's president, Obama should just tell them, "Get your asses back stateside and build schools and water purification plants for our own people.

      So far, to take revenge for some 3K deaths in NY, we've sacrificed nearly 4K of our own troops. Never to mention a good 60K to 100K Iraquis. There's a hell of a start -- do you think there's a single family in Iraq which hasn't had multiple members killed by Bushfuck? That bastard has set us up for a thousand generations of hatred and revenge.

      If you think the terrorists haven't won, consider that we're about a trillion into the war, with at least another trillion in future payments for medical and psychological care for our surviving troops and their families. And that's not to count the value our nation will never get back by having these people in productive jobs.

      There never has been and will never again be a project with a better ROI for the perpetrates than 9/11.

      The terrorists will not have long to hate our freedom -- our own government will take it all away on behalf of the terrorists. They won't have to lift another finger, except for the medial digit.

    8. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that you assume that China's leadership is rational. Remember, they supported North Korea all the way up through the "nuclear" bomb failure.

      Second, you assume that all their dollar holdings have a value to them, but the value of a good is only what you can get for that good, and thanks to the trade imbalance, they're getting nothing for their dollars, therefore their dollars aren't exactly highly valued to them. They probably couldn't care less if they did something that turned the billions of dollars they weren't spending on anything into billions of worthless dollars they're still not spending on anything, as long as they remember to re-peg the yuan to the euro before the war begins.

      Finally, on the subject of the US being their largest importer of their goods, most likely their government would be happy to exhibit its so-called "communist" side to support their own companies and populace if it came down to war with the US.

    9. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      "If you would have peace, prepare for war"?

      It's not the military's job to prepare for peace. It's the military's job to prepare for war.

    10. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To win an electronic, heck any kind of war, all China has to do is to stop shipping electronic and any other goods to the US.


      Right.. because the Philippines, Taiwan, Malaysia, Japan, and South Korea would never be able to pick up the slack.
    11. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The essential military systems don't rely on Chinese consumer electronics.

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    12. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by Isao · · Score: 1
      To win an electronic, heck any kind of war, all China has to do is to stop shipping electronic and any other goods to the US.

      Wow, like that would work. So in 90 days when 200 million factory workers don't get paid, the Chinese government is better off how?

      I'm afraid it's more complex than you believe, and we have each other by the throat.

    13. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by evilviper · · Score: 1

      To win an electronic, heck any kind of war, all China has to do is to stop shipping electronic and any other goods to the US.

      Clearly, we're doomed if prices on crappy TVs (that fail after a year) go up 25%. Not to mention that China's economy depends far, far more on the US, than the other way around.

      Fear of China causes people to lose all perspective.

      Not to mention that most of the corporates have either sold or licensed almost all intellectual property to China in one form or another.

      China has done quite well in ramping up their manufacturing, even though they're having a horrible time getting halfway decent quality. Even there, though, they're still 4th in the world... Behind the US, Japan, and even Germany, despite China's large size and absolutely mind-boggling population.

      And even with all of that, they have very little actual domestic technical knowledge.

      Those nice cheap "Made in China" DVD players? They're made from DVD drive assemblies imported from Japan, and chipsets owned, designed, etc., by companies in the US and Japan (see Qualcom, Broadcom, ESS tech., etc.).

      Where China does make chips, they are almost exclusively designed by other countries, and manufactured in factories on older processes, with imported equipment.

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    14. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by jared9900 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think that's the military's job.

      Of course it is -- their mission is to protect us. If peace is the better way (say, compared to the shit going on for the past seven years in Iraq), they should just salute and look for the assignments board.

      The military's job is to protect us by defending us from attacks and attacking our enemies (you know, war). The President and Congress's job is to decide how to protect us. They get to do that by either entering into peace talks with other governments, or declaring war on them. The military only goes to war when the rest of the government tells them to. They are not a separate branch of the government capable of acting independently and unilaterally on the world stage (that's the President).

      Why do you think the troops spend a lot of time in Iraq building schools, water purification plants, etc.? When he's president, Obama should just tell them, "Get your asses back stateside and build schools and water purification plants for our own people.

      Why do you think they spend so much time doing those things? Because the President and Congress (through funding) has directed them to do those things. Look back in time, when my great grandfather joined the army (WWI) he ended up farming (the war was nearing its end) stateside. The military doing civil work like farming and construction projects is nothing new and has been done in the past when a President and Congress directed them to do so. I'm not disagreeing with you here, just not seeing how this contributes in any way.

      So far, to take revenge for some 3K deaths in NY, we've sacrificed nearly 4K of our own troops. Never to mention a good 60K to 100K Iraquis. There's a hell of a start -- do you think there's a single family in Iraq which hasn't had multiple members killed by Bushfuck? That bastard has set us up for a thousand generations of hatred and revenge.

      If you think the terrorists haven't won, consider that we're about a trillion into the war, with at least another trillion in future payments for medical and psychological care for our surviving troops and their families. And that's not to count the value our nation will never get back by having these people in productive jobs.

      There never has been and will never again be a project with a better ROI for the perpetrates than 9/11.

      The terrorists will not have long to hate our freedom -- our own government will take it all away on behalf of the terrorists. They won't have to lift another finger, except for the medial digit.

      And the rest is a rant against Bush and the War on Terror. I'm not disagreeing with you here, but, again, how does this contribute to the argument that the military's job is not war?
    15. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      This is my concern: Yes, the Chinese and US economies are joined quite tightly at the fiscal hip. If they "drop teh credit bomb" in order to choke the US ecomony, their economy and their savings and the economies of much of the First World crash too. Everybody loses, massive unrest, etc etc.

      But if such came to pass, which country and which government is more likely to survive in closest-to-intact form?

      The country that is comfortable with smacking down its unarmed and under-informed citizenry with tanks, information blackouts, oppression, and a rather firm grip from the single party at the top, with a majority of the citizenry that expects austerity and that type of control due to decades of "thats the way it has always been" ....

      or the country where everybody has (or can get) weapons, wants and believes they _deserve_ the latest gadetry, the vacation home, the phat ride, the cushy life, the government subsidy, the best-of-everything-from-the-entire-world ?

      In such a M.A.D. scenario, who would collapse into civil unrest first?

    16. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by IcyHando'Death · · Score: 1

      It's been pointed out many times here before, but not yet often enough, it seems. The war in Iraq is not a response to 9/11. It was only painted in those colours by your prez, who already had his own (or rather Rumsfeld's/Cheney's) reason's for going there.

    17. Re:Barn Door: Already Open by dwater · · Score: 1

      not a bad argument, though perhaps they should just keep such things to themselves.

      Call someone an emeny enough times and they might start to believe it too.

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  12. Okay, but... by AndGodSed · · Score: 5, Funny

    how would they control the inner geek urge to hack EVERYTHING?

    commanding officer: "Dammit, someone emptied my bank account - AGAIN!"
    second in command: "It's those cyber warfare officers, sir, they keep hacking anything connected to the network"
    CO: "WELL COMMAND THEM TO STOP DOING IT!"
    SCO: "I can't sir, the rerouted all communications through a local brothel..."

    1. Re:Okay, but... by Kyokushi · · Score: 1

      Dude, they're hiring the Bastard Operator From Hell all the way from the UK?

    2. Re:Okay, but... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      He's a Kiwi - not that I wouldn't like to claim him as a Brit :oP

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    3. Re:Okay, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      SCO: "I can't sir, the rerouted all communications through a local brothel..."

      That's actually quite a realistic scenario, you know. The air force commands all those UAVs over Afghanistan from a base not far from Las Vegas.

      Actually the brothels could increase their income by opening on-site banks so the geeks could have their paychecks direct-deposited at the branch of likely first use.

  13. Apply Within! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Article has recruiter contact information for wannabe cyber warriors. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/02/20080209-12.html

  14. playing on the job by tonyahn · · Score: 1

    Commander: "We're at war" Geek: "Huh? I was on my break, just playing counterstrike on my station."

    1. Re:playing on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, pray tell, would you play Counter Strike when you can pick up your M16 and get some real headshots in?

      Somehow I think real combat would be more involved/interesting.

  15. In the air force... by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your pointy-haired boss has a gun.

  16. yeah irght by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because the real hackers and crackers - not the shitty scene ones, but the ones that are genuinely good. Are going to go join a government joint right?

    Right.

  17. How things change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've gone from "don't ask don't tell" to the military hiring geeks to cyber.

  18. Air Force? by criordan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is the Air Force doing in charge of America's cyber warfare abilities?

    It seems to me that we should have a specialized agency, or perhaps even a military branch, for cyber warfare.

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    1. Re:Air Force? by greyblack · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's because they use wireless LAN. According to rumours, they have placed a huge order for Apple Airport Extremes.

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    2. Re:Air Force? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      What is the Air Force doing in charge of America's cyber warfare abilities?

      It seems to me that we should have a specialized agency, or perhaps even a military branch, for cyber warfare.


      indeed, it seems like it would be best to have it under the JSOC or something similar, but the Air Force has traditionally been the "high tech" branch of the military, so of the existing services it makes sense and would probably remain there administratively even if it were moved elsewhere.
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    3. Re:Air Force? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are curently several agencies and units that do this sort of work, some that advertise what they do more than others. The AF has always tried to get out ahead of tech stuff, but I anticipate most of these billets will end up as government civilian and contractor jobs, since there are no physical requirements for them. As a former Marine, I have to say that the requirements for the AF are quite minimal; if you can't see yourself passing them, well...maybe you should get outside once in a while. I find it unlikely they will successfully implement even lower standards for enlistment just to get in hackers. Maybe if they waived the college degree requirement for officers for certification and/or desired computer ability (hacker, encryption, etc), that might be an enticement.

    4. Re:Air Force? by Zollui · · Score: 1

      Excellent question.

      I'm not sure what the answer is, but looking at the British example, the top secret civilian intelligence organisation GCHQ which is responsible for intercepting all comms has the largest listening post in the world, which comes under the Royal Air Force and is listed on the RAF website as an RAF base.

  19. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I take it you graduated from Berkeley. Our soldiers, not counting the rare psycho who slips in, do not target civilians. You must be thinking of Hamas and Al Quada who consider babies a perfectly legitimate target.

    Every single soldier I know would be appalled at the very idea of attacking civilians. Every single one of them would refuse an order to do so.

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  20. I cuold already win an electronic war. by Khyber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Detonate an EMP bomb. Welcome to the stone age, troops, you just lost all of your nav/GPS/FoF systems, and if your vehicles are not hard-shielded, you're screwed.

    If an EMP bomb tested out in the Pacific could affect both Hawaii and Japan coasts, one EMP could effectively cover China. We already have the weaponry to win an electronic war.

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    1. Re:I cuold already win an electronic war. by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      The only bomb that generates a country-sized EMP is a nuclear weapon detonated between the stratosphere and the ionosphere. Seeing as China would respond to a nuclear attack on them in kind, everyone loses.

    2. Re:I cuold already win an electronic war. by dwater · · Score: 1

      > everyone loses.

      Well, not 'everyone'. Not 'everyone' is in the USA and China.

      On the otherhand, perhaps 'everyone' is accurate.

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    3. Re:I cuold already win an electronic war. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Detonate an EMP bomb. Welcome to the stone age, troops, you just lost all of your nav/GPS/FoF systems, and if your vehicles are not hard-shielded, you're screwed."

      Depends on the system or vehicle. Why do you AssUme EMP is a magic bullet that will kill every electronic device?
      Military systems are tested for EMP resistance, and some of them (like diesels with mechanical injection pumps) are inherently immune.

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    4. Re:I cuold already win an electronic war. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I live on the west coast of Canada.

      I'd lose.

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  21. Oh Lord! by doombringerltx · · Score: 1

    Cyber Warfare: A Question of Law or Policy?
    BARKSDALE AFB, La. -- The perception that "legal" restrictions hinder the freedom of the Department of Defense to maneuver in cyberspace ...
    They might as well just put sarcasm tags around it
  22. China ? by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 5, Insightful


    China and other potential adversaries.

    I can't be the only dude from the EU who has noticed a slow rise in anti-China stuff on slashdot?

    Do other news sources in the US have this slant? Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.

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    1. Re:China ? by severn2j · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought it was a bit strong. Why single out China? Do they have a lot of oil?

    2. Re:China ? by n3tcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not so much anti-china so much as anti-whoever-is-really-hacking-us.

      China is currently #1 on that list. And they are actively recruiting hackers at their own government agencies for this purpose.

    3. Re:China ? by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why single out China?


      It might have something to do with the vast majority of attacks on DoD and other US Government systems coming from China (as reported on Slashdot last year). Just a guess, though.
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    4. Re:China ? by dwater · · Score: 1

      > I can't be the only dude from the EU who has noticed a slow rise in anti-China stuff on slashdot?

      No, you're not (that's if you consider the UK part of the EU, which it was last time I looked, sort of).

      Though I'm not actually *in* the UK at the moment. No, I'm in China.

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    5. Re:China ? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      "slow"???

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    6. Re:China ? by dwater · · Score: 1

      > China is currently #1 on that list. And they are actively recruiting hackers at their own government agencies for this purpose.

      [citation needed]

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    7. Re:China ? by dwater · · Score: 1

      Someone on another anti-China /. post recently tried to compare this with the relationship between the English and the French. It's way past that, IMO. In fact, I think the English/French issue is fading somewhat, with the help of the US - as was suggested by a member of our local UK embassy who said that most of the British public wished the UK government had a pair like the French government had (ref:going to war in Iraq).

      Remember that scene in 'Love Actually'? I think that was there for a reason - a lot of people feel that way (ie that the US is a bully).

      (Of course, it was the UK before the US)

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    8. Re:China ? by Deanalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I for one think the recent political actions of China are infinitely interesting. While we have been obsessing over fuelling our cars, they have been perfecting the art of information warfare, and they have done pretty well for themselves :-)

      When I worked as head security analyst for my university, every day I fended off attacks from various kids in eastern Europe and Brazil etc. They used basic exploits (poorly), and left logs everywhere, so they were never that much trouble to track down. Every time I get the chance to talk to someone in the military, or ex=military, I ask them about titan rain, and the stories are always the same.

      They bust through network appliances as if they were nothing, land minimal amounts of code on systems they pass through, take what they want, and leave. Of course, this is what any skilled hacker looks like, but the level of persistence, agility, and discipline these people demonstrate boggles the mind. These people do not get excited, do not get distracted, and do not take breaks.

      In general, American hackers are much more concerned about the lulz. Even the ones that do jobs for CIA, NSA etc just do it for fun. They are damn good at it, but the US is far from having cyber assault teams at the level of the Chinese military.

      Disclaimer: Many of my impressions are from strangers, and friends of friends etc. These are all just rumours. Some might be exaggerations, some might be lies.

    9. Re:China ? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, even the "more intelligent" have good reason to worry about China. China owns most of the US national debt, they have become a major competitor for natural resources, and they're investing massively in their military, including a large-scale cyberwar program. Most of the recent espionage stories were about agents working for China.

    10. Re:China ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Slashdot isn't a U.S. news source. It's an overgrown link magnet.
      2. The U.S. has a love-hate relationship with China. On the one hand they dream of the free market during China into a wonderland. On the other they still think China is a communist country out to get them.
      3. China is pretty barbaric in terms of animal rights, human rights, and environmental protections. From the European perspective so is the U.S., I imagine, but looking down at people is easier than climbing up.
      4. China has a lot of smart people willing to work for much less than the typical useless Slashbot, which undermines his delusions of grandeur for having learned Perl/PHP/Java. If China and India both blinked out of existence, you know there'd be plenty of IT drones sighing in relief.

      When Slashdot starts urging for an invasion of Iran, then it will be like Fox News.

    11. Re:China ? by twakar · · Score: 1

      rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.

      am I the only who thinks that spelling 'intelligent' wrong is rather comical?

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    12. Re:China ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Yes, because dyslexic people are obviously stupid.

      Get a life grammer nazi.

    13. Re:China ? by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.
      So, in your world, networks which report the news are bad? And your definition of an "intellegent" (nice irony with the misspelling, btw) news wource is one which ignores world events?

      Get a clue. There's nothing sinister about the discussion of the constant Chinese cyber-attacks, and the possible threat from their economic rise. Your complaint is especially galling considering that you're from the EU - I've seen what passes as "news" in your papers when it comes to reporting on US foreign policy. UK and German papers, at least, are so blatantly biased and "looking for a bogyman" that they make Fox News seem fair and balanced.
    14. Re:China ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Intellegent ?

      Yes, dyslexic people are obviously stupid.

      > threat from their economic rise.

      You mean you are worried about loosing your standard of living, so respond with military sabre rattling to a problem of economics? Sounds like the American way to me :-)

    15. Re:China ? by The13thSin · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, Fox News more fair & balanced than most UK and German papers? You mean the channel that allows someone that shouts at his guests if they don't say what he likes and is completely unable to have any intelligent conversation whatsoever, is more fair & balanced? Where lies about presidential candidates are made up and spread? Where their (psychological or science) "experts" seem certain of one thing, while the entire community of those experts says it's completely the other way around?

      I've read many papers here in the EU, and sure, fearmongering seems to be a trend here as well, and that worries me. But please don't compare it with a station that has more similarities with a propaganda machine then a news network.

      There aren't many networks or newspapers that are as controversial as Fox News... as far as actual news reporting goes... Only in Russia, China and the Middle East will you find networks that can top it.

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    16. Re:China ? by sinai · · Score: 0

      Dunno what the word on the street in the EU is, but around these parts, it's pretty well known that China is doing their best to use the web to exploit anything and everything they can. There are also numerous examples of attacks widely suspected to be sponsored by the Chinese gov on US agencies, including the military. On top of that, it was only a couple of months ago that the UK's MI5 issued a warning that China was actively targeting European financial and oil firms for web-based espionage! Maybe you should stop watching Fox News and start paying attention to your IDS logs . . .

    17. Re:China ? by moogs · · Score: 1

      So China owning most of the American national debt is China's fault? I'd say it's our fault. That's the same mentality of the man with unpaid loans cursing the banks for coming after him - never taking responsibility for his actions.

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      I have bad karma. What do I care what you think?
    18. Re:China ? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Um, try reading before you respond. I never said anything about assigning blame. Whoever's fault it is, the US national debt has become a problem that influences their foreign politics, instead of just being a financial burden.

    19. Re:China ? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is located on the internet. China censors its citizens access to the internet. Therefore, it is only natural that Slashdot users would be contemptuous of China.

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    20. Re:China ? by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

      China is not some innocent, maligned party. It is a populous country with a burgeoning economy and rapidly modernizing military that also has an enormous chip on its shoulder, a racially-based national ideology, and an expansionist foreign policy.

      They mean to take Taiwan forcibly, and know they have to get through the United States to do it. Therefore they are pursuing a comprehensive strategy that includes cyberwarfare to achieve that goal. Every year there is a report to Congress on it:

      http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/china.html

      It is therefore not untoward to acknowledge that China is gunning for the United States, nor is it unnatural for Americans to react to that.

      Putting it down to 'typical' American parochialism or some deep-seated bigotry is contrary to the facts and dangerously dismissive.

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      Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
    21. Re:China ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...rise in anti-China stuff... ...Do other news sources in the US have this slant... Oh no he didn't

    22. Re:China ? by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't be the only dude from the EU who has noticed a slow rise in anti-China stuff on slashdot?

      Do other news sources in the US have this slant? Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.

      Ok, I'm American. I'm also an avowed Bush hater, GOP despiser, and I think CEO business criminals should be hung by their short and curlies. I think creatonists are whackjob fundies every bit as dangerous as the whackjob fundie Muslims.I think the Democrats in Congress are enablers, different from the Republicans only in name. I think they are simply two different factions of the Moneyed Party. I feel that our government and business leaders are criminals who enrich themselves to the public's detriment. I heartily agree with the quote "Man will not be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Anyone on the right would see me as a bomb-throwing marxist, possibly an antichrist.

      Ok, that being said, I think China will be our next enemy. One can make a comparison to the rise of Japan in the late 19th/early 20th centuries. Japan was on the way to becoming a world power, saw Asia as a proper sphere of influence, and resented Western efforts to meddle in their affairs. War came because the stupid, conceited, short-sighted and arrogant militarist fanatic dickwads in charge of Japanese society drank their own Kool-Aid, believed their own propaganda, and thought they could take on the West in a fight. They probably could have accomplished their goals of self-determination and control of western influence if they didn't go about it like such arrogant cocks. Instead, they alienated all of the other asiatic nations, plus brought the US into the war in such a fashion as to guarantee total war and a destruction of the Japanese empire. Of course, the imperialism the Japanese wanted to engage in was really no different from the arrogant douchebaggery of the West. We only look like good guys when compared to the inhuman barbarity of the imperial Japanese. They were fucking monsters. At any rate, the West stumbled into this war ignorant and unprepared. Intelligent people saw it coming but they were ignored until it was too late.

      So, what's with China? They're a newborn superpower. The humiliation of occupation by the West still burns for them and they have a long cultural memory. There's a sense of unity and nationalism present in China and they feel they have a destiny to fulfill in the world. This is the kind of energy required for growth and empire-building, seen when the US was young, seen when Britain built her world-spanning empire, etc. The oligarchy in China is full of greedy old men who aren't quite sure how to ride the tiger they've found themselves mounted upon. They want the economic benefit that comes with capitalism but they don't want to give up the tight control provided by a bastardized marxist economy. They want to have their cake and eat it, too. China is rapidly changing from a giant third world cesspool of little important economic activity to a first-rate manufacturing juggernaut. Short-sighted and idiotic American businessmen are happily selling out their nation by sending all the manufacturing to China, living up to Lenin's observation that "the capitalists will sell you the rope you use to hang them with." China is also buying up much of America's foreign debt. Depending on which way this breaks, it could either be seen as utterly brilliant or a total cockup. Holding the debt gives China an enormous cudgel to beat America with. At the same time, without America's markets, they'll have no one to sell their shoddily-made crap to. The thinking might be that China's own domestic markets will grow to the point where they can utilize the production and use that for internal development and growth. But if the US has a financial collapse, China will be like the shopkeeper

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      Sell the spice to CHOAM
      This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
    23. Re:China ? by Zashi · · Score: 1

      China is only our friend for economic reasons. China is our enemy for economic reasons as well. China is poised to be the next world super power and already has the US pandering to it. It's not news media outlets trying to make China the enemy, it's very realistic that China may make a play for total domination. The military (I have a few friends and family with such connections) have been playing war games and drills where the enemy is played by Asian-Americans in Chinese army uniforms. Makes one take time to reflect, yes?

      China has been making some semi-aggressive moves as well. The blinding and disabling of US spy satellites, the continued censorship and oppression of their people. One may say that only appears bad to paranoid, xenophobic, jingoists, but what do we consider China? It is an economic powerhouse with an ancient culture and a chip on its shoulder. The majority of its people live in third world conditions (and analysts predict this won't change despite an ever growing economy) who are closely monitored and censored.

      China is dangerous and unfortunately the US and the rest of the world is more vulnerable (Economically) to China than China is to the rest of the world.

      --
      Skiffy is Spiffy, but Ort is tort.
    24. Re:China ? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      There aren't many networks or newspapers that are as controversial as Fox News... as far as actual news reporting goes... Only in Russia, China and the Middle East will you find networks that can top it.
      I see you haven't been following the BBC.

      There's no doubt that Fox is the most controversial network out there. As pretty much the only mainstream right-wing news organization in the western world, it's bound to ruffle some feathers. Most of the accusations against them are made by the same people who run around comparing Bush to Hitler, so it's safe to say that about 90% of the criticism can be safely ignored. When you actually look at the facts objectively, Fox is no worse for bias in their reporting than, say, the BBC, or Der Spiegel. And they're generally more accurate than the Beeb. They certainly don't go around publishing fake photos of prisoners being mistreated, or modified pictures of attacks on Palestine. Nor did they go around accusing Bush of being AWOL, which is a lie that is STILL being repeated as fact in most "liberal" circles.
    25. Re:China ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, when you look at the facts objectively, Fox News is a shoddily-hidden propaganda machine. Its adherents don't require subtlety, competence, wit, etc; they're just happy to have an organization that reassures them that their worldview is correct, no matter how much lying is necessary.

      Fox News is more like the Iraqi Information Minister than it is a legitimate news agency. Comparing it to the BBC suggests to me that you (1) don't obtain news from the BBC or (2) do, and disregard whatever it contains for ideological reasons. Either is likely with your, "I can ignore any of the criticisms of the Fox Network using some nebulous strawman that they think Bush is Hitler."

      Right there you have zero intellectual honesty, which is probably why you like Fox News. Organizations just cull footage from Fox, pair it with evidence of it's inaccuracy, and put it on the Internet. It doesn't matter if they think Bush is Hitler or not as long as they don't edit the footage. It does all of the talking for them.

      The world is not a game. Your ideological perspective doesn't change reality.

    26. Re:China ? by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      "Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now that the cold war is over"

      Am I the only dude from reality who has noticed a slow rise in anti-real-events stuff from EU people? Do other EU sources have this anti-US slant? Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the EU is seeking a new distraction from their own problems now that they've all kissed and made up.

      Now on to a more serious side. Fox News is not the root of all evil any more than the BBC or CNN is.

      Why is it "anti-China" to report that Chinese spies got caught?

      Why is it anti-China to prepare for what China has stated they are planning to do?

      See, some of us have studied China - specifically the Chinese government. We've read their documents. We've seen that they claim a lot more than just Taiwan. They claim entire other countries as part of their soveriegn rule and parts of other large ones (IIRC out through India and Pakistan for example).

      Ok, so what, they make claims. What's the big deal? The big deal is that they intend to reclaim them. They are building their military assets. "So what, they say it's for defensive purposes." you say. Read the details. They are building their military to "reunify" their soveriegn lands.

      That means that the Chinese government is looking to expand by force. They know that if they start invading countries, the UN will get involved, and that means the US (which might have to get involved anyway). The Chinese government has specifically stated they are preparing to be able to take on the US. Given their stated goals, that's not suprising.

      But you don't hear about this in the media because the media is enamored with China. All that money, you see. Plus, many people think they'd like to see China as a new superpower to take on the remaining superpower. But they don't know/understand the history of China, or it's current policies, beliefs, and stated goals. Just as media pundits don't.

      Note that I'm not advocating starting something. However, to be idealistically unprepared is folly, stupidity even. It would be like running an unpatched Windows install with no malware protection, no firewall, etc. on the open Internet because nobody has said they want YOUR computer specifically, just everyone else's.

      It is possible that in time, they may change. However, given their history, it's not likely and if it does happen it likely won't be for a few more generations.

      --
      My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.
    27. Re:China ? by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      I can't be the only dude from the EU who has noticed a slow rise in anti-China stuff on slashdot?

      Do other news sources in the US have this slant? Because looking at it from the outside, it's like the US^H^H^H^H Fox News is seeking a new bogeyman now the cold war is over. Unfortunately some of this is rubbing off on a more intellegent news source like /.K

      You seriously haven't noticed the many voices that have been screaming "Forget the Middle East, China's what we need to worry about!" for the past fifteen years? If the first time you heard about this was recently on Fox News, you must not read anything else from the US.

      As far as the "slow rise" in anti-China stuff on Slashdot, you can look to the not-so-slow rise of Internet-based attacks on the US from China and the espionage that's been going on for decades.
    28. Re:China ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So China owning most of the American national debt is China's fault?

      NIce reading comprehension there, Chief. Perhaps you have bad karma not because you don't care what people think, but rather that you plain just don't think.

    29. Re:China ? by mewsenews · · Score: 1

      Do other news sources in the US have this slant?

      Yes. You'll also notice anti-Iranian stories coming from the States. They're just prepping the people mentally for a future conflict.

  23. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ahahahahahahaha
    you do not know many soldiers I take it

  24. Re:Those who join will become killers. by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not exactly sure if you're referring to just the current or recent wars of the US, or if you're talking about any war whatsoever...

    But what utopia do you live in, may I ask? I'm sorry, but war is sometimes necessary. I'm not defending any particular war of any particular nation, but only saying that war is sometimes necessary. If someone is out to blow *your* country to bits, it doesn't do much good to talk to them or give them a philosophical (and well thought out, too) argument about why killing you would really just incite more killing, etc. There are even people that simply enjoy the carnage.

    As long as life exists, there is going to be anger, hate, and malice; and as long as anger, hate, and malice exist, there's going to be bloodshed.

    I'm all for peace and not war, but it is an unfortunate necessity at some points, in order to save life from those who WANT to destroy it for whatever reasons. It is from those "wanting to be guilty of murder and death" that more moral nations and armies are to protect the innocent.

  25. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You really do eat the propaganda from the military don't you. As the Iraq and other recent Wars has demonstrated there are many ways that innocents get killed, so your intentions or the intentions of the soldiers is irrelevant.

    However, I wasn't just speaking of the innocents. Killing begets more killing. You kill them. They are motivated to kill you. Again your side kills members of their side. On and on it goes.

    The forever war is just what those in power want - which ever side they are on. The only answer is to stop the killing by all those involved using communication and other methods.

  26. Watch out kids! by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Join the USAF, you can hack computers all night and sleep all day"

    "Woohoo! Where do I sign?"

    "Great! Now pack your bags, you're going to Iraq"

    "Butbutbut, that's not what I signed up for!"

    "Too bad, we need people on the ground in Iraq NOW. That's where you're going."

    1. Re:Watch out kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was modded funny but when I was enlisted I was told "The needs of the service come first". If you signed up to hack comps and they need more troops going door to door in Baghdad then that's what you'll be doing.

    2. Re:Watch out kids! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Ever deploy with the USAF? It's quite cozy.
      Unless you are horribly unlucky (like the Transportation folks who were sent to augment the Army and run convoys) it's an easy gig, and there are many career fields that never or rarely deploy. Desert deployments aren't difficult, and kicking it in an airbase /= being an IED gallery target. USAF casualties are very rare.

      Hint:
      If the EQUIPMENT you work on is valuable and requires great care, your job will usually be easy.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    3. Re:Watch out kids! by themildassassin · · Score: 1

      You totally hit the nail on the head. A lot of people are currently being taken out of other branches to serve as Army on the ground in Iraq, my girlfriend's brother included. Essentially when you join the military they own your ass and right now they need people in Iraq.

    4. Re:Watch out kids! by dontbgay · · Score: 1

      Two words: Individual Augmentee

      But crucial rates/MOS don't usually get slated to go IA. Which is good.

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      Sig not found.
  27. Re:Those who join will become killers. by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1
    Only those wanting to be guilty of murder and death will join.


    That's all I need to hear! You are quite the salesman. When can I start?

    In practical terms, they're looking for people who can assist intelligence gathering, which attempts to limit murder and death to those proclaim themselves enemies. By doing the best you can, you avoid civilian casualties.
  28. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves. For the rest of us - the other %99.9999... war is not necessary. To keep people such as Bush, Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, etc... in power they need wars. War is the best thing that drives their mission. It defines them. It drives them forward. It gives them power. It sucks the life out of everyone though. It is futile.

    You obviously have bought the mainstream propaganda about war. War is all about death and power. Killing others so that you have power. That is evil no matter what side you are on.

    I don't live in utopia. I live in a world at war. Death and destruction everywhere. Indroctrination into the death cult occurs from birth whether it's into the death cult of a suicide bomber in the middle east or the honor macho death cult of the west. They are the same - death to others at all costs.

    Murder, death, kill. There are other solutions and your the one in the dream world if you think that killing is the answer to the problems facing the world.

  29. What will boot camp be like? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turning raw meat into the cyberwarriors of tomorrow -- the drill sergeant at Fort Ran:

    ALL RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS LISTEN UP! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF WELL-MUSCLED MANHOOD, BRIGHT-EYED,
    NEATLY DRESSED, AND HIGHLY DISCIPLINED. WELL STARTING TODAY I AM GOING TO TURN YOU ALL INTO SLOVENLY, SARCASTIC,
    ANTI-SOCIAL LOSERS! DO YOU HEAR ME SOLDIER??

    Sir, Yes sir!

    NEVER CALL ME SIR! YOU ARE TO SHOW NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME MAGGOT?!

    Sure, whatever dude.

    WHAT'S THAT AROUND YOUR NECK SOLDIER??

    It's a tie s..., er dude

    WELL TAKE IT OFF! YOU WILL WEAR T-SHIRTS AND LOOSE SHORTS AT ALL TIMES! IS THAT CLEAR?

    I really don't like people shouting at me.

    DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T. AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE LIKE ME PISSES YOU OFF?

    Uh, replace your desktop with a screenshot and then watch you trying to click on it while I snicker from my cubicle?

    I THINK WE GOT A REAL GEEK HERE! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE MAGGOT? A REAL GEEK???

    I guess so.

    OH YOU GUESS SO? WELL WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU THERE WON'T BE ANY DOUBT! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE
    TO LIVE FOR DAYS ON NOTHING BUT JOLT COLA AND DORITOS! YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE THE WARM GLOW OF YOUR MONITOR
    MORE THAN THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WRITE NETWORK PENETRATION CODE IN THE DARK, IN MACHINE CODE,
    USING A MAGNETIZED NEEDLE AND A STEADY HAND! YOU...WILL..BE...WARRIORS!! HOO! HOO! HOOOO!

    --
    Soylent Green is peoplicious!
    1. Re:What will boot camp be like? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Hrm. I think I found a video of their basic training.

  30. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Every single soldier I know would be appalled at the very idea of attacking civilians. Every single one of them would refuse an order to do so.
    I guess they're all just standing around doing nothing in Iraq then? Because there sure as hell aren't any soldiers to shoot at, as the Iraqi army is on the side of the US.

    And cut it out with that Al Qaida bullshit, they haven't done squat in years. There's a civil war going on in Iraq, and the people there want freedom both from US occupation as well as from the Iraqi government. Civil wars where civilians don't get hurt are an exception, because usually one side of the conflict consists of a group of people who want freedom from the central government.
  31. they do by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, they do. The military has no problem hiring the very best if they want to. Half the best physicists and electrical engineers I knew at MIT -- and the better half, typically -- went either directly into the military (via ROTC) or worked for defense contractors. Why not? It's where the really interesting physics and engineering was being done, the pay and benefits were great, and you weren't hassled by dumbass marketing suits wanting you to make your product cute or cheap.

    The military wants their tech to work and be way cooler and better than anyone else's stuff, cost to them is no object, and they don't give a fuck what it looks like or whether it "appeals" to the critical 18-25 Facebook demographic. It's going to be painted olive drab anyway, and soldiers will be told to use it, not begged. Fairly ideal working conditions for a really smart technical person, I'd say. The only drawback is the various amounts of bureaucratic bullshit you have to cope with, which tops the level in a good private firm.

    Anyway, I've never heard of a good technical job in the military or one of its prime contractors, or one of the defense-associated national labs, not drawing a huge raft of top-notch applicants. It's agencies like the EPA which pay terribly, have hideous civil-service and union rules weighing them down, and which, frankly, involve boring and outdated technology, which end up desperate to hire even third-rate people.

    1. Re:they do by Embrionic · · Score: 1

      "cost to them is no object,"

      That's the sad part.

    2. Re:they do by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Sad to whom, bucko? Speaking as a taxpayer and a citizen, I have no problem forking over big wads of my cash to the Pentagon to make the fiercest and scariest war machine on the planet, so that all my enemies are scared shitless and pay attention when my diplomats speak softly.

      Far better use of my tax money then throwing it down some rathole trying to reverse the judgments of Fate and Luck, subsidizing people rebuilding their beloved family homes on a flood plain, below sea level, in the path of the last 42 forest fires, et cetera.

    3. Re:they do by Embrionic · · Score: 1

      Neo-cons, love em!

  32. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 0

    If they hire you you can start when they want you to. Nothing to do with me. I, of course, encourage you to find other solutions that supporting those who kill your fellow human beings.

    Intelligence gathering is a support activity for those that kill and as such anyone involved is guilty of murder no matter how little they contribute. The only measure is how many people are hurt, injured, killed as a result of your actions and resulting hacking or intelligence.

    While the goals that you state might sound lofty to yourself you are in fact contributing to the problems in the world. It's likely that your support will make this a thousands year conflict rather than finding solutions that resolve matters without any more killing.

    Stop the killing now.

  33. Location, Location, Location... by will_die · · Score: 1

    For people interested the real draw back is that the HQ is in Sheveport, Louisiana.
    Yea you have gambling, a cheap cost of livings, and a Bass Pro Shop.
    The downside is you have Louisiana, lots of rain and hot temperatures and the people who shop in a Bass Pro Shop.

  34. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    As much as members of Scientology are indoctrinated into their delusional cult you are deep into the cult of death of your country. Break free of your cult blinders and free your mind. Take the red pill and enter the real world where death of any human being is a tragedy.

    It won't be easy, and if you think it is that's simply more of your cult delusion.

    There are no simple answers except that killing isn't the answer, it never is.

    Break free. Take the red pill.

  35. Re:Those who join will become killers. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

    War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves.


    Well, yeah, that's a tautology. War is only useful when its useful.

    No, it doesn't solve all problems, or even many. Truly the threat of war is a far more useful tool than actual war, which has high costs for both sides.

    But if the problem is some group of people coming into your territory with weapons demanding your women and property, then yes, war is good at solving that problem. If war is serving the purpose of not having someone show up and kill your family, then 99.999% of people think that's a purpose worth serving.
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  36. Let's hope they're not like these guys... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny
    http://en.tiraecol.net/modules/comic/comic.php?content_id=223

    Guy: It just arrived in the mail: I've been accepted in the U.S.A.'s Hackers Elite corp...
    Other guy: No way!
    Guy: Geeze, I'm going to learn so much: Data interception, a darn bunch of encryption... can you imagine the level of the guys attending these lectures?
    Other guy: You'd better review your strong encryption knowledge...

    (A week later...)

    Teacher: And in the window labelled "create nuclear crisis", simply select the country from the drop-down menu...
    Student: What's a drop down menu?
    Guy: :'(
  37. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

    That is the nature of war. Us vs Them. They are playing the same game. You must either play it or loose.

  38. what if? by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    ...the current electronic stuff coming from China is already equipped with self destructing parts that just wait for the signal.

    --
    Patents Drive Free Software as Hurricanes Drive Construction Industry
    1. Re:what if? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't nned a signal, anything made by chingers falls apart on it's own.

    2. Re:what if? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sure. They send the signal just after the warranty expires.

  39. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Derosian · · Score: 1

    Soldiers maybe, the regular G.I. Joes. Those Special Ops people on the other hand, crazy as hell. My dad, he is in Iraq working for Haliburton, said one of them gave a speech where he pretty much thanked all the civilian workers for being there to help them kill all these men women and children.

    He also mentioned that one of the most relaxed places to be around base was in the Special Ops buildings, so maybe they are not all bad.

  40. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Personal self defense is one thing, war is quite another.

    Oh, wait, the Iraq War was the USA, Britian, et. al., invading and killing people in Iraq. Oops. Your argument back fired. Those in Iraq were defending themselves!!!

    Either way war isn't the answer.

    You've identified a problem that needs solutions other than killing. When someone comes into your country with weapons demanding your women and property there are other solutions than killing them or surrendering to them.

    Solutions will not be easy. Killing will only beget more killing. Haven't you read history?

  41. yes because I can't wait to associate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... with my karma anything a modern military (let alone the one claiming Overlord status on the planet) does, sign me in... I've got karma to burn... good times ahead...

  42. Re:Those who join will become killers. by DCBoland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Communication and other methods? I'm amazed such naive idealism was modded up. There are always going to be competing interests, and the voice of violence is the loudest of all.

    --
    I think the [MS Word] paperclip is a great idea. - Miguel de Icaza
  43. Translation: Hack, tap phones of US Dems/Greens by leftie · · Score: 0, Troll

    These "cyber warriors" will spend the vast majority of their time hacking into the computers and tapping the phones of what is now 700,000 US citizens on the FBI watch list mostly because they are active in Democratic Party or Green Party politics.

    Must defend America from the threat posed by senior citizen Quaker non-violence activists, right?

  44. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

    Yeah, our soldiers are STILL appalled at the very idea of attacking civilians and say they wouldn't do it. They have now process for destroying two Afghan villages :/

    --
    Extreme Programming - Redundant Array of Inexpensive Developers
  45. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the voice of violence is very loud since it's a very easy solution. For sure the politicians and military are quick to resort to violence. That is why they need to have their power checked and revoked. Now of course this only works across the planet so it will take time. It also doesn't solve the problem with those that take up arms without being governments.

    Solving issues like gang violence and the violence of the mafia are similar. While you might think that they are at a smaller scale they are essentially the same, except for scale.

    Anyone who chooses violence to solve a problem - except in personal self defense - IS the problem and not the solution.

    The cultural shifts needed are many.

    It isn't about idealism, it's about moving towards a planet where murder, killing, death and power over others are unacceptable solutions for all human beings everywhere.

    There are many steps that you need to take in your deprogramming from your cult of death. If it's acceptable for you to kill someone then it's acceptable for them to kill you. Where we need to get to is that it's unacceptable for anyone to kill anyone for any reason.

  46. Unlikely to be Fox by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    KRM is very anxious to stay onside where China is concerned, as a true capitalist he will want to keep on the right side of any large future market. No, I think the reason is quite different. Americans are slowly waking up to the fact that China is a huge threat to the American lifestyle. By pushing up the price of commodities through demand, it is in effect progressively devaluing the dollar. While the US was self sufficient that did not matter, but now it is not, it is a major issue.

    Equally, the US, having been useful in providing markets during Chinese industrialisation, is now a threat to the Chinese government because of its preoccupation with democracy and its desire to control access to commodities through military means. My guess is that war between the US and China is inevitable, and that initially this war will be entirely electronic and barely visible. It will be a war of destabilisation, possibly using control of Scada systems to shut down power stations and create hydrological crises. How those systems ever got connected to the Internet is a failure of basic strategic thinking.

    Anyone familiar with the history of WW2 will know that, when necessary, the military can very rapidly absorb geeks into its culture. Think Alan M Turing and Richard Feynmann, surely both geek's geeks. And when it turns out they have a prospect of creating conditions for military success, you get things like Churchill's memorandum: "See they have everything they want and report to me that it has been done."

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    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
    1. Re:Unlikely to be Fox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Thanks, your post explains things very well.

      SO basicly the US is worried that they will soon no longer be 'Number One'......

      Still, the US media's slant on the matter (fully towing the government line with government rhetoric) is disturbing. Especially when it spills over into Slashdot where we would expect our sources to be challanged.

    2. Re: Unlikely to be Fox by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, FOX is too busy trying to drum up a war with Iran.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  47. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    War is never necessary Tell that to a European Jew some time.
  48. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes one can take that meaning however it just proves the point that killing doesn't solve anything.

    You are deep into the cult of death, as were the Nazis, and as is the Government of Israel and it's current enemies.

    One task it to choose the cult of life over the cult of death.

    One task is to have the Government of Israel choose the cult of life and make choices that don't involve taking lives.

    One task involves having Israel's enemies choose the cult of life and choose actions that don't take lives.

    This takes communication. It takes work. It takes creative thinking. It takes relationships. It takes thinking that isn't at the level of thinking that you are thinking. It takes you going beyond your level of thinking. Take the red pill and choose the cult of life.

  49. Re:Those who join will become killers. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

    Personal self defense is one thing, war is quite another.


    Well, war can be, essentially, lots of personal self-defense at the same time. How do you think primitive wars took place? It was 50 guys showing up with rocks and clubs demanding tribute from another group they thought was weaker, and the second group all getting out their rocks and clubs and fighting them off. I don't know many people who would honestly argue the second group had much of a choice but to go to war, or that if they won they hadn't achieved their purpose.

    Oh, wait, the Iraq War was the USA, Britian, et. al., invading and killing people in Iraq. Oops. Your argument back fired. Those in Iraq were defending themselves!!!


    I don't know why you assume it "back fired", I never claimed all war was good, you're the one who claimed all war was bad and served no purpose to the participant. Indeed, many Iraqis do think they are defending themselves and their families from invaders. If they manage to chase the US out of their country, then waging war might have been the best choice for them to make for their families, depending on what their goals are.

    You've identified a problem that needs solutions other than killing. When someone comes into your country with weapons demanding your women and property there are other solutions than killing them or surrendering to them. Solutions will not be easy. Killing will only beget more killing. Haven't you read history?


    Well, I'd love to hear your other guaranteed solution if someone comes in with a gun and demands they he be allowed to rape your wife, enslave your children and set fire to your property. Humanity has been waiting many thousands of years for the solution to war and violence, we're ecstatic but a little surprised to find out it will be revealed to us on slashdot.
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    Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
  50. Air Force, run 3 miles with a "pack" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see the Air Force running 3 miles to GET a SIX pack, but that's about all I could see the AF running for. To be sure, once the AF GETS the SIX pack, the running is done and over with. There is no more of a pussy branch than the AF.

    1. Re:Air Force, run 3 miles with a "pack" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason it's called the "Chair Force"

      Enjoy the sand in your boots, you'll be receiving your intel shortly.

    2. Re:Air Force, run 3 miles with a "pack" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly gay you mean? I am of that opinion too but don't tell and don't what ever.

  51. Come to the Dark Side - We have Cookies! by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Thinkgeek T-Shirt...


    Good luck getting geeks to move to Barksdale Louisiana - nearest major town is Shreveport, and it's about 3 hours from Dallas, 5-6 from New Orleans. They may be building a big shiny building, but if they want to hire geeks, they'd have a lot better luck locating this at Livermore Labs or Moffett Field or somewhere around Boston or NYC.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Come to the Dark Side - We have Cookies! by jrminter · · Score: 1

      if they want to attract and retain six-sigma hacker types, they better look at companies who do like Fog Creek.

    2. Re:Come to the Dark Side - We have Cookies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rent should be cheap then right? So it should be like a "work vacation". Or do they have military-provided accommodation?

  52. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligence gathering is a support activity for those that kill and as such anyone involved is guilty of murder no matter how little they contribute. In order for the military to do anything, it needs money. Everyone that pays taxes contributes something to the military. So by paying taxes you can be considered supporting those that kill. Does this mean that you consider tax payers guilty of murder?
  53. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's typical of those members of the cult of death to make statements such as those above when confronted with the possibility of other approaches other then their coveted death based solutions.

  54. Re:Those who join will become killers. by stjobe · · Score: 1

    You must either play it or loose.

    If you play it you lose. Remember, the only winning move is not to play.
    --
    "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
  55. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must fight... urge... to feed.. troll.....

    --
    Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
  56. Re:Those who join will become killers. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Human society is based on violence. What you're suggesting is that we all just stop being human. Good luck with that.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
  57. Re: Those who join will become killers. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Those that provide technical support to those that kill are also responsible for the deaths that they cause. As are those who benefit from it?

    I suspect we're all a little bit guilty of a lot of bad stuff, if you're willing to peel back enough layers.

    (I wonder who owned "my" land 500 years ago, and how many people got killed in the sequence of changes in ownership that ultimately put it in my hands.)
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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  58. How the military secures computers by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny
    I used to share a lab with an ex-Navy guy. His basic description of how the different military branches "secure" a computer was like
    • The Army sends a bunch of guards armed with automatic weapons to make sure nobody steals the computer.
    • The Navy ties the machine down with netting so it won't bounce around during shipping, tightens the screws in the rack, coils the cables neatly and attaches them with cable ties.
    • The Air Force cuts a purchase order to buy another one.
    Our lab was _much_ neater once Dave got there - plus he did a good job on router ACLs, installing OS patches, etc. :-)


    You'd think the NSA would be more involved in this kind of thing, but usually when I hear about people getting funding for cyber warfare boondoggles as opposed to computer security, it's the Air Force.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:How the military secures computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cyber Security? On an air force base?!?... You'd think it was there... but not really... not as well as you'd think. There are usually guards at the gates, but if you are say, with an air force buddy, they'll let you on base, and let you wander around with your pal most places, most of the time...

      My brother used to be in the air force. My mom and dad wandered near some top secret planes once looking for my brother. They eventually had the MP equivalent on the base asking them questions, but in the mean time they were able to get within 20 feet of the plane, just wandering around, and they did have cameras on their person. I think the guys that came over to them just happened to be bored or something or else they could have done whatever they wanted over there.

      As far as computer security goes, my brother used to load cargo planes for the air force. He took me by his office once or twice... some of his buds in the same unit were around and showed me some stuff... the office computers were normal ol windows xp computers. They guys there said they surfed the web a lot, and checked email on those computers occassionally. They even let me in front of the keyboard for a while... It'd be so darn easy for any of them to send themselves confidential info that it's unbelievable... all they'd have to do is put a bunch of confidential info in an email to themselves, encrypt or password it before sending or even just use usb sticks or something...

      Ironically, some of the same guys that used to be in this office have been stationed overseas on different tours. While overseas they typically found pirated software cheap that they then bought overseas, and brought that software stateside, telling everyone that it was legal to do so since copyrights don't exist where the stuff was purchased and they bought the physical product with real money so the purchase is legal as is any installs of the software on those cds...

    2. Re:How the military secures computers by jared9900 · · Score: 1

      I'm mostly going to have to call bullshit on this one. A top secret aircraft with random civilians without proper passes wandering nearby? That won't happen. More likely: the aircraft contained top secret components (electronic warfare equipment and the like) which wouldn't be seen from the outside (or not in any way that would allow it to be identified or analyzed, i.e. "what's that camera looking thing on the front?").

      Computer security: again, you've just presented a lot of bullshit. Computers in the AF get different levels of classification. Truly secure information would not be on their desktops, and technically they shouldn't have allowed you onto the computer. And if these guys have the same job as your brother, they don't get access to highly secure data (loaders? that's a manual labor job, like the CE guys I used to work with their access is very limited, because they don't need to know (beyond their own part) the plans for what personnel and equipment will be deployed where in the event of war with some nation, and even then they'll only be informed when the time approaches and they're about to board a plane).

      Ironically? That's not ironic, that's moronic. It's just an excuse to justify their own action or some BS that they were told by some guys while they were stationed overseas. Also that's irrelevant to the discussion of computer security in the AF as these guys aren't installing this software on AF machines (hopefully, again they could just be morons). And if they do install it on government machines, and it's discovered by a 3rd responsible party, then they will get into trouble, and the system will be cleaned. But again, those machines don't have access to the secure networks, they don't contain information that is highly confidential, so it's not an actual security threat unless they ignore all other rules of information security.

  59. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Yes, by extension paying taxes to Governments that kill is a direct form of support for death, murder, kill, injustice, repression and other crimes. So yes, that's why it's important to stop Government death cults and encourage your political representatives to support life based policies. To do otherwise brings responsibility to bear upon you, although people like Bush have a lot more responsibility to take (such as a life sentence for the hundreds of thousands of people he has murdered - or by extension ordered to be murdered - as President).

    Do the math. Count the dead. Society must change otherwise we'll all end up under the nuclear cloud of death.

    Choose life. Choose death. It's up to you. and you. and you. and you. and me. I choose life. What do you choose?

  60. Re: Those who join will become killers. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves. For the rest of us - the other %99.9999... war is not necessary. To keep people such as Bush, Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, etc... in power they need wars. War is the best thing that drives their mission. It defines them. It drives them forward. It gives them power. It sucks the life out of everyone though. It is futile.

    You obviously have bought the mainstream propaganda about war. War is all about death and power. Killing others so that you have power. That is evil no matter what side you are on. So if the Mongols come around burning your people's villages and raping their donkeys, you shouldn't take up arms against it?
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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  61. Re:Those who join will become killers. by utnapistim · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm all for peace and not war, but it is an unfortunate necessity at some points, in order to save life from those who WANT to destroy it for whatever reasons.

    So it's necessary to kill those who think killing others (you in your reasoning here) is justified?

    Using the same mindset that created the problem in order to solve it, will not exactly lead to solving the problem.

    --
    Tie two birds together: although they have four wings, they cannot fly. (The blind man)
  62. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    It's about evolving out of the cult of death into the cult of life with no one left behind.

    Again your being indoctrinated into the cult of death since your birth limits the possible thoughts that you can come up with. A cult belief system is a limiting straight jacket. I invite you to take the red pill and choose the cult of life.

  63. Re:Those who join will become killers. by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Yes, indeed. A question is: how to have everyone not play? That's the trick, isn't it.

  64. How the Chinese win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Step 1: Write everything in Chinese

    Step 2: ????

    Step 3: Win!

  65. Question for the air force by xaxa · · Score: 1

    Ask this at the recruitment fair:
          "So, how many people will die if I take a job with you?"
    A friend tried this with the organisation that makes atomic weapons for the UK and also the Royal Air Force -- both just ignored him, then gave some we-don't-kill-real-people crap.

    1. Re:Question for the air force by piemcfly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obligatory good will huntin rant: Why shouldn't I work at the NSA? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot at it. Let's say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, something no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break, and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well. But maybe that code is for the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East, and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding. Fifteen hundred people I never met before, never had no problem with get killed. So now the politicians are saying 'Send in the marines to secure the area,' cause they don't give a shit, it's not their kid gettin shot at, just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were off pullin a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Soutie over there takin shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find out that the plant he used to work for got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass has got his old job cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, my buddy realizes that the only reason why we were over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. So, obviously, the oil companies used the little skirmish to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. So they're takin their sweet time bringin the oil back, of course, maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and frickin play slalom with the icebergs. It ain't too long before he hits one of 'em, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now, my buddy's outta work, he's walkin to all the job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is givin him chronic hemeroids, and he's starvin cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the

    2. Re:Question for the air force by Kasis · · Score: 1

      You do realise what the Armed Forces do, don't you? It's not just the RAF either, I heard the Army and the RN do it too.

    3. Re:Question for the air force by xaxa · · Score: 1

      What's that?

      The question was better for the Atomic Weapons Establishment, since they do nothing good (as I see it). Of course the RAF/RN/Army sometimes do useful, peaceful things -- but they are the Armed Forces, their primary function is defence; which often means "offence". If I wanted a career doing only the useful things I could go for the Red Cross, or Amensty International, or the Coastguard, or the Fire Service,

  66. Re: Those who join will become killers. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    I take it you graduated from Berkeley. Our soldiers, not counting the rare psycho who slips in, do not target civilians. You must be thinking of Hamas and Al Quada who consider babies a perfectly legitimate target. Whereas out people consider them perfectly legitimate collateral casualties?

    Are you aware that last year's drop in US casualties in Iraq was the result of switching from ground engagements to air raids, which are up by a factor of five since a year ago? Our leaders are happily trading Iraqi babies for a reduced anti-war sentiment back home.

    Every single soldier I know would be appalled at the very idea of attacking civilians. Every single one of them would refuse an order to do so. Yeah, you can tell by what has been going on in Iraq, and how determinedly the top brass go about investigating an incident when the public finds out.

    Not every soldier is a monster, but you have to drink some powerful kool-aid to think wars don't bring out the monster in a lot of otherwise decent people.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  67. Re: Those who join will become killers. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if the Mongols come around burning your people's villages and raping their donkeys, you shouldn't take up arms against it?
    Well that would make you just as bad as them, wouldn't it - after all, two wrongs don't make a right.

    I'm sure they'd listen to reason and realise what jolly bad chaps they are, if you presented your argument in the right way. It's not like they're barbarians or anything, their culture is just as valuable as yours and who are you to judge?

    --
    It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  68. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must either play it or loose. Did you mean play it fast and loose?
  69. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1
    Though I get your point and I agree war is ugly, I think you're being childish. It's cute and all to think that the world would be better without war and bloodshed. But it just can't be.

    War is the reflection of Man's naturally competitive nature. We're made -- programmed -- to be this way. We are born with the physical and mental abilities that allow us to defend ourselves and to attack those who would hurt us.

    Agreed, it has now become an industry. And sick people lie and find ways to profit from it. But still, war has always been and will always be.

    Feelings aside, it has actually driven humanity forward. It has forced people to think harder and find better strategies. To work harder and become stronger. To study more and have better technologies...

    I hate wars. And I hate the current American farce of a foreign policy. Yet, I still think that's the way we are. If it wouldn't be the US doing it, it'd be some other nation. War did not change the face of history. War made history.

    We are competitive among each other. We're being hypocrite with some people. We have the ability to lie. We have fists to punch someone in the face. And we do just that on a greater scale when we wage a war.

    Though many died as a consequence of war, we may each of us consider ourselves alive as a consequence of humanity's previous wars. The world is how it is today because of everything that happened before -- including war.

    I'm sure a world without war would be a nice place. But there would be no human around to enjoy it.

    We are war.

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    You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
  70. Re:Those who join will become killers. by dodocaptain · · Score: 1

    Yes, war is evil, and I'm sure that no-one here would say that war is a good thing - both sides always end up killing innocents and causing suffering. But sorry, it's a fact of life that war is necessary, and no amount of talk about peace and love and how killing incites more killing will change that. Take WW2 for example - if the Nazis were killing off Jews and other minorities, would you just sit there and say "please don't do that, it's not very nice?", or would you try and stop them using force? Or if your home town gets invaded - will you have a peaceful protest at your loss of freedom or will you try and protect what is yours?

  71. Re:Those who join will become killers. by j_s_summers · · Score: 1

    If you're on the winning side of the cult of dealth, doesn't that mean you're in the cult of life?

  72. Re:Those who join will become killers. by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

    Could you please stop posting the same thing over and over?

  73. Re:Those who join will become killers. by jd_esguerra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only answer is to stop the killing by all those involved using communication and other methods.

    Like appeasement? Or bribery? Or lying to avoid conflict? Or global adoption of your philosophy? How do you plan on convincing people to not want "your stuff" or to not want you dead or worse? Are you going to inform them that it is hurtful?

    I'll suggest that communication alone may never bring peace, because communication does not address disagreement at the philosophical level. It just defines the boundaries of the disagreement.

    You really do eat the propaganda from the military don't you.

    Way to communicate. I'm sure your patience, empathy and understanding will bring love and peace to /. in no time.

    Oh wait, maybe I misinterpreted that statement as being condescending. Either way, maybe you should consider improving your communication with people you do not agree with.

    God I love irony.

  74. no heavy lifting required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But no sense of morals required too. Those geeks won't have to do what they think is right or what the common sense says it's right, but what their government orders them to do, or face martial court.
    If I was an US citizen my answer would be "thanks, but no thanks. I'm too intelligent and too respectful for the world I'm connected to, that gave me so much information and knowledge, to thump my chest like a monkey while I send malicious packets through it at the sound of a trumpet".

    1. Re:no heavy lifting required by TrollMaster+9000 · · Score: 0

      f I was an US citizen my answer would be "thanks, but no thanks. I'm too intelligent and too respectful for the world I'm connected to, that gave me so much information and knowledge, to thump my chest like a monkey while I send malicious packets through it at the sound of a trumpet".

      In other words, your answer would be: "No thanks, I'm a sniveling piece of shit who thinks its someone else's job to make the sacrifices necessary to ensure my safety, security, and comfort."

      Asshole.

  75. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the bigger problem: The person that wants to kill you -or- the act of killing itself. If Country A declares war on Country B, then Country B has no choice but to either (a)surrender immediately, or (b)negotiate for peace, or (c)fight back. In fantasyland option b would work out every time. Unfortunately, the real world isn't as kind. If you don't fight back, you'll lose.

  76. Military Helpdesk ?? DOIT ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From their site...

    Systems control technican helps America fight terrorism Keeping the information flowin SOUTHWEST ASIA -- Working to help America fight terrorism is Senior Airman Sean Reuter who's assigned as a systems control technician at the Combined Air and Space Operations Center in Southwest Asia. Airman Reuter ensures critical information gets from satellites to several movie-theatre-like screens in the CAOC's mission control center. Gosh, i'd quit my job any day for that!!
  77. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    I guess you meant to post that somewhere else, as I wasn't advocating killing or nationalism as solutions. :)

  78. Re:Those who join will become killers. by firesyde424 · · Score: 0

    What soldiers are you referring to? Perhaps the draftee's of the vietnam era? I'll never be naive enough to say that the things that branded soldiers in that time as "baby killers" have never happened since or won't happen again. And nothing can excuse that behavior. But since when is that different from society as a whole?

    Also, understand that in the vietnam era, thousand of men who were never fit to wear a military uniform let alone fight in a war, were drafted into service. There are too many cases where a convicted criminal was given a choice to either serve jail time or join the military. That is no longer the case. EVERYONE in the modern military is a volunteer. I personally served 4 years in the air force during the original invasion of Iraq back in 2003. When I was enlisting, I couldn't even tell you how many times I was asked if a judge had ordered me to be there or if I was was forced to be there because they asked it all the time. Even when I made it to basic training they still kept asking.

    And for the record, you have no right to slander those soldiers who protect you and your way of life. You might as well go live in France. Public servants are underpaid, overworked, and perform some of the most dangerous jobs in the world. Who are you to think you are better than them?

    DISCLAIMER: I served 4 years in the US Air Force. I have a brother who is currently serving his 6th year in the Air Force and two younger brothers who are in the enlistment process for the Air Force. My Grandpa served in the Army during world war II and was awarded the silver star for action during the battle of the bulge. I may be slightly biased....

  79. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bleeding hearts never did anything to advance the country they live in, what with generally being leeches and the rotten fifth column inside the nation.

    Much of the technology you enjoy today exists as a result of the military industrial complex. Honestly, I think people like you would enjoy seeing our lifestyle evaporate and us going back to living in hunter gatherer societies, with 30 year life expectancies.

    Oh, and before you label me. I'm Democrat, I just happen to take offense to fags like you being apologists for people who you wouldn't ever support if you knew what they did. Anything but America right? You don't like it, try to change it from within, you have that option, living as you do in this country. It's fucking easy to snipe from the sidelines while you sip your latte and type away on your PowerBook from your airconditioned room.

    You make me fucking sick. You don't advance alternative ideas or options, but just take aim at the soft targets. We need less of you and more of the kind of people who love their country. Not blindly...but you seem to hate it. Don't like it, move the fuck to one of the countries who is your pet cause.

  80. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I have two very serious issues with the bullshit babble you are saying (bullshit babble herein defined as repetitive, dogmatic, emotive, moralistic language with a high degree of abstract imagery that does not respond to criticism against itself except by further repetition).

    1. There are situations where the only outcome of the philosophy you propose is that you are highly likely to die yourself, together with other people that should not be dead.

    Simply because, as several here point out, few other people think the way you do. There will be cases when buying new shoes leads to someone seeing those shoes and wanting them and be very willing to use violence to take them. There will also be cases where having a good country leads to the head of a different country seeing your own country and wanting to be able to decide everything that happens within it, and direct its population as they see fit.

    I absolutely and clearly agree that "thinking creatively", such as considering the interests of everyone involved and how they can alternatively be satisfied in a just way, can lead to better conflict resolution. But this is far from saying that _all_ conflicts can be avoided.

    Consider the situation in Ethiopia. I would very well imagine that there are many who have similarly been taught a creative-avoidance mindset. They would have their arms chopped off with machetes. They would quickly be dead.

    The problem with you, however, is that you actively criticise those who do think differently. You say their thinking is not at the same level as yours. Hence, although in MANY cases your view would be an improvement on the world, there are also SEVERAL cases when it would not, and hence criticising others like you do is clearly unfair and unwarranted.

    The alternative thing you could do would be to say that "even if the other party is bent on conflict is it better to be killed by them than take part" - hence, a moralistic view that death is preferred to killing - but you don't even recognise that option, the potentiality of situations like those. You assert situations like those will never arise and ridicule and criticise people for thinking they do.

    In fact, seeing what you write makes me LESS appreciative of humankind, and MORE acceptive of the inevitability of civilian deaths in any conflict, because I recognise the staggering stupidity that abound. If there is a conflict in an area and many flee and the rest remain, and the remainders are killed, I would shrug and imagine them to be people like yourself, inevitable death attractors whom it would be unwarranted to consider lives lost.

    2. The 'system of responsibility' that you assert with extreme confidence is lacking, inconsistent and flawed..

    You assert that most people belong to 'the cult of death', and that George Bush is the head of this cult, directly responsible for murder, and that anyone paying taxes in the US are also paying for murder. I have an issue with the morality and causality implied.

    Consider immigration. My home country has an ambivalent immigration policy, though many parts of it is highly liberal. It is fully the case that anyone who comes to my country have a significantly lower chance of themselves being exposed to unpleasantness, including being raped, than if they were not allowed to immigrate. Yet I also know two females who have been raped by immigrants. Those immigrants would not have been in my country without those liberal immigration laws, and hence those females would not have been raped. Thus, the immigration policy and the people implementing it caused the rapes.

    If I were to apply a similar system of judgement, I would say that the current prime minister is "the head of a rape cult". I would hold him directly and personally responsible. I would say that anyone supporting him is 'paying tax with the currency of rape'. That 'those who join become rapists' Which in some ways they undeniably are, because the laws they are responsible for making have

  81. Re:Those who join will become killers. by stjobe · · Score: 1

    Aye, that's the trick alright. And what a trick it is. Short of forcing people not to play (which, of course, would be to play) there doesn't seem to be a way to stop it. There's always incentives for individuals to step outside the rules (c.f. the tragedy of the commons), and with a bit of demagogy they'll soon get a following and the ball is rolling again. Everyone loses. Again.

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  82. Re:Those who join will become killers. by NMerriam · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's typical of those members of the cult of death to make statements such as those above when confronted with the possibility of other approaches other then their coveted death based solutions.


    And it's typical of some people to ignore that sometimes, just sometimes, violence really is the answer. or at least the fastest, surest one.

    Ironically enough (given this conversation), I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've never struck anyone in anger in my life, I don't understand the obsession with violence, I can talk my way out of most any situation by making an aggressor understand that violence won't achieve his goals (and have, in several different countries across a number of continents). I am happy to simply walk away from most any perilous situation, because it's generally unfulfilling for an aggressor to engage with someone who doesn't resist, and my ego is firm enough that I don't care if some random people I'll never see again think I wasn't "a man" by fighting some drunk or distressed idiot.

    But I'm also a realist, and know that there are some situations where a person would honestly have no acceptable alternative but to beat an aggressor to death with whatever blunt object was handy. It's (thankfully) unlikely I'll ever encounter one of those situations in my life, I'm much happier to travel the world providing health care to remote villages where the locals are happy to see me and the greatest danger I really face is robbery by outsiders who see a wealthy westerner (which of course has happened, but a couple thousand dollars in computer equipment ultimately isn't that big a deal to me -- the annoyance is when they get your passport, because that is just a real inconvenience).

    I'd love to have a universal solution to violence. I don't expect one to come down the pike anytime soon, though I agree 99% of the violence that occurs could be avoided if people and leaders would just chill the fuck out a little bit.
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  83. Re:Those who join will become killers. by yariv · · Score: 1

    What is the action you believe a nation should take when attacked? Ignore the invasion, just try to keep business as usual? War is not a good thing, but you need only one opportunist to start one. The best evidence is the number of wars between democracies, which is very low (one? only the 1812 war, as far as I remember).

    I'm an Israeli, so will you tell me how could my government avoid war in 1948 (and 1973, even 1967)?

  84. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wait, the Iraq War was the USA, Britian, et. al., invading and killing people in Iraq. Oops. Your argument back fired. Those in Iraq were defending themselves!!!
    Since when did NMerriam mention the Iraq War?
  85. Re:Youngster.. by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only the old-timers will remember the days when we used spooky coloured one-character-at-a-time terminals,

    No, old timers remember ECL logic card computers driving a Mod 28.
    http://railroad-signaling.com/tty/tty.html

    Were were really impressed when our first dot matrix KSR showed up, the DEC KSR Keyboard Send Recieve unit arrived.
    http://www.recycledgoods.com/item/15910.aspx

    A few years later, we got our first screen display.

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  86. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's typical of those members of the cult of death to make statements such as those above when confronted with the possibility of other approaches other then their coveted death based solutions.
    And what other approaches, may I ask, are there? Appeasement and negotiation may work sometimes or even most of the time, but it's never guaranteed. This is what the cult of pacifism fails to realize.
  87. Re:Youngster.. by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said "old-timers", not "petrified fossils".

  88. Re: Those who join will become killers. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

    I wonder who owned "my" land 500 years ago
    I don't know, who owned that native american burial ground that your house is build on top of?
  89. Re:Youngster.. by Technician · · Score: 1

    He said "old-timers", not "petrified fossils".

    Leave my dad out of it. He's the one with the "Older than dirt" ballcap. He's far from petrified. He does video editing. He has an Ubuntu machine, an Apple laptop, and a Windows box. I try to keep up with him, but I haven't picked up the Apple laptop yet. Maybe it'll be my next laptop if I get tired of Ubuntu.

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  90. SIR NO SIR!! by f1r3f0g · · Score: 1

    That is NOT bittorrent running in the background.....

  91. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those that command those that kill are also responsible for the deaths that they cause.
    Those that vote for those that command those that kill are also responsible for the deaths that they cause.
    Those that pay taxes to those that command those that kill are also responsible for the deaths that they cause.
    Those that are born into a country commanded by those that command those that kill are also responsible for the deaths that they cause (unless they spent all their time fighting the state and not hanging out on /.).

    (Apologies for the grammar, I couldn't be arsed to correct it.)

  92. Re:Those who join will become killers. by terrahertz · · Score: 1

    To kill, as it is to err, is human. To forgive, divine.

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  93. They're only hiring from within... by SpzToid · · Score: 1
    From the press release announcing the formation of the unit:

    Thank you for your interest in the new MAJCOM; however, we ask that you follow your proper chain of command and use currently provided tools on the AFPC website (i.e. ADP, formerly the T-ODP process) to request your desire to fill an AFCYBER Command position.

    Sorta cuts out a lot of folks. I'd consider it myself, if the whole military-age thing wasn't working against me. I'm 45.

    Guess I'll have to find another way to be American with my resume, just like a lot of other folks. Slashdotters even!
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    1. Re:They're only hiring from within... by will_die · · Score: 1

      You would not want to be the military in that command.
      As with most commands stationed in the US the actual work is done by contractors with some GS looking them over and the officers looking over that.
      Only work enlisted will be doing is help desk and stuff the contractors did not want to do.
      If you really were interest in work there your best bet would be to get a job with a local defense contractor, get your security clearance then apply for a job out of Sheveport.

  94. Re:Those who join will become killers. by JockTroll · · Score: 0, Interesting

    "It's about evolving out of the cult of death into the cult of life with no one left behind."

    Give me your lunch money, loserboy nerd. There have been a fuckload of turdbrains with those la-di-da lily-painted little fantasies and guess what, lily-painted shit is still shit.

    Humans are what they are. We are predators. We are competitive. We have evolved to be this way and there's nothing besides a thin layer of pretense of civilization and delusion of morality to keep us from preying on each other.

    Actually, we do: whether as criminals preying on citizens or as corporate predators perfectly willing to wreck the lives of thousands in order to maximize their own profits, we do it all the time. That's our nature. We can't change it. We can CONTROL it after accepting it.

    Have you been to school? Probably yes. Then you know that school is the place where you learn to learn in order to live, or some other BS. In reality school is where I, as the biggest bully, will steal your lunch money and submit you to endless torture and humiliation just for the sake of it. Do you think there's a reason beyond my -and my peers' - acts of random meanness towards you? Do you think we have some plan "Hey, tomorrow we'll get this loser here, we'll bash his head against a locker, dunk him into the toilet and then shit on his face"?
    No. We do it because at the moment we feel like it. It's not even personal.

    And then, as adults, we do the same but this time with a reason. As boys, we were predator cubs learning the moves. As adults we prey on the weak.

    That's our nature. That's humanity. That's all there is to it. Deal with it or suicide.

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  95. sorry by volt4ire · · Score: 0, Troll

    sorry Airforce but I'm gay and not willing to hide it

  96. Introducing Draft 2.0 by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    While this sounds like a good thing for attracting gamers to the U.S. military while staving off the fears of entering into boot-camp hell or getting shipped off to Iraq, there is certainly much to be disturbed by with such a program. Think of it more as a military version of "no child left behind" approach to recruitment rather than a job opening within some air-conditioned day camp.

    Eventually, this excuse to "lower the bar" on the recruitment standards could become a way to justify drafting *anyone* for combat, not just those with optimal health conditions. What better way to conserve your best troops for a major crisis than by simply replacing them all with four or five times as many people with substandard health and arm them all with guns. Anyone whose ever toyed with swarm theory can see the incentive of such an approach. In some sense this could even be considered a form of genocide as those in power send the less desireable of us to fight on their behalf, knowing that our lack of training and good health will probably result massive death counts, while at the same time freeing up resources previously used for these people to be consumed by the higher quality troops and desireables within our population.

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    1. Re:Introducing Draft 2.0 by Zollui · · Score: 1

      "Eventually, this excuse to "lower the bar" on the recruitment standards could become a way to justify drafting *anyone* for combat, not just those with optimal health conditions."

      Yes, I believe that is its real purport. Furthermore, when these unfit people are recruited, the USAF can insist that they do basic military training including fitness training and weapons drill to bring them up to the level of other recruits, and then insist that they do non-tech related duties such as combat in the field.

      " What better way to conserve your best troops for a major crisis than by simply replacing them all with four or five times as many people with substandard health and arm them all with guns. Anyone whose ever toyed with swarm theory can see the incentive of such an approach. In some sense this could even be considered a form of genocide as those in power send the less desireable of us to fight on their behalf, knowing that our lack of training and good health will probably result massive death counts, while at the same time freeing up resources previously used for these people to be consumed by the higher quality troops and desireables within our population."

      This is where I disagree. I don't know much about military strategic operations, but I would assume that it's much less wasteful than what you're suggesting. The US military budget is enormous. Is there really such an incentive to free up resources? And if so, wouldn't it make sense to avoid recruiting 'sub-standard' people in the first place?

      It seems clear that the mechanisms used for recruiting real computing talent are very different from national recruitment campaigns for the armed forces such as this one. The real talent is recruited via the top universities, and sometimes by way of the parallel military education system and sponsorship from a very early age through school, college, University by the government. In the latter case, the security concerns are minimalised. But you're right and I agree with you that it's extremely unlikely that they would recruit hackers from civpop.

    2. Re:Introducing Draft 2.0 by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      If you had spent any time in the military (it sure sounds like you haven't), you'd know that there is no way the military establishment would accept such a situation. The military, from joes up to command staff, like being a lean, volunteer force. They have no desire to implement changes like you are suggesting.

  97. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Human society is based on violence. What you're suggesting is that we all just stop being human. Good luck with that. If violence really is what defines us as humans, then yes, we'd better stop being human.
  98. Re:Those who join will become killers. by dave420 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Interesting. Very interesting. I wonder how you can make such a massive generalisation, especially when so many civilians have been killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. What about when that helicopter targetted a blown-up Bradley fighting vehicle in the middle of a peaceful crowd? Isn't that intentionally targetting civilians? They might not target civilians to make a point, but many in the military seem to not give a damn if they get caught in the crossfire. I fail to see how that's any better, at least those who attack civilians do it because they know it's bad. Those who don't even think about it seem to value life even less.

  99. My Keyboard by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Keyboard (The Creed of a United States Cyber Command)


    This is my keyboard.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

    My keyboard is my best friend. It is my life.

    I must master it as I must master my life.

    My keyboard without me is useless. Without my keyboard, I am useless.

    I must type my keyboard true.

    I must type faster than my enemy who is trying to hack me.

    I must hack him before he hacks me. I will...

    My keyboard and myself know that what counts in war is not the keys we type,

    the noise of our modems, nor the trojans we make.

    We know it is the hacks that count. We will hack...

    My keyboard is human, even as I, because it is my life.

    Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
    its sights, and its barrel.

    I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

    I will keep my keyboard clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

    We will become part of each other. We will...

    Before God I swear this creed.

    My keyboard and myself are the defenders of my country.

    We are the masters of our enemy.

    We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.


  100. Re:Those who join will become killers. by dave420 · · Score: 1

    As long as suffering exists, there is going to be anger, hate, and malice. Blowing stuff up creates more suffering, which continues the cycle. Saying "oh they just hate us" is contributing to their hatred, and not doing anything to stop it.

  101. Re:Those who join will become killers. by blahplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves... war is not necessary."

    This is incorrect, looking at ACTUAL history, those who've had the wealth, arms and power were one in the same, an they use fear of punishment to keep their power. We don't have the worker rights we do without our ancestors having fought employers (businesses), and against land owners (slavery), war is ABSOLUTELY necessary to gain your freedom and change society for the better in many instances, just look at the US government passing telecom immunity bill, that shit would not happen if an army of americans was going apeshit and destroying property, but most americans are too passified and too ignorant to understand their rights, easily lied to and mislead. Many things have never come without bloodshed. All wars are in the end mental in nature, an interest vs an interest, whether it be cultural oppression, or oppression based on resources.

  102. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pacificism is a nice idea, but extremely unrealistic. There will always be some one or some group who does not share that notion. So the neccessity of a nation having military power is unavoidable. How else do you protect your country? Isn't the whole point of a nation that it is supposed to protect its citizenry.

    It's very easy to take the moral high ground by claiming anyone who joins up is a killer. The fact is, all of us benefit in many ways from the existance of our own respective nation's various military organisations. Those who do not join, have just as much blood on their hands.

  103. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolving out of the "cult of death"? So in other words, we must forever abandon violence as a solution.

    Your utopian fantasy of the future is like communism - it'd be great, but it will never work out in the long run, because it expects human nature to change. Even if this Disneyland future did exist, all it would take is one bad parent or improperly-raised child to fuck it up.

    As the grandparent post said, good luck with that.

  104. Enough with stereotypes by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    "no heavy lifting required" Enough with that stereotype? All the developers who worked at some time for military as developers I know were quite physical types.

    Actually, like 30% of developers I know are quite physical.

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  105. Re:Those who join will become killers. by mazwoz · · Score: 1

    First of all, when those ignorant arrogent bastards attacked us on 11 Sept 2001 would you have asked us to just talk to them. What if someone in your family had been one of the ones killed, would you want to just sit down and have some tea and talk to them and tell them "that wasn't nice" Second, Comm Geeks supporting the military by offering their computer skills and knowledge are not killers just because they are working for the Military. That would be calling you a killer just because you pay taxes that pay our paychecks. If you think the Military is just all about killing people you my friend are ignorant to the world. The men and women charged with our nations security do try to do everything possible to keep from taking lives. They arrest people instead of shooting them, they give supplies to people when we have no money. I have seen soldiers go hungrey because they gave their own MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) to a kid in a war zone that had no food. The fact that you can sit here and talk trash about the men and women that ensure you are still free every day, the men and women that give you the freedom to say whatever you want while they are at war protecting YOU and everyone you have ever loved is true testament to exactly what is wrong with our country. Our nation has been in a steady decline because of people like you who want to only talk about the bad things you see on TV while you are living in your mom's basement while there are others out there fighting a fight that you never could. Please step up and preach more on why you think our military is so bad and I will show you a dozen ways that they are good. You spit in their eyes and curse the ground they walk on because you dont understand what they have to do and why they have to do it. All the while they smile and say no one will hurt you tonight, I will keep you safe. You make me sick, but it is your FREEDOM, (that others provide) so say what you want about anyone or anything.

  106. or maybe because the Latin is wrong... by jenik · · Score: 0, Redundant

    mens sana in corpore sano (ablative)

  107. Re:Those who join will become killers. by superwiz · · Score: 1

    Every single soldier I know would be appalled at the very idea of attacking civilians. Every single one of them may want to think that they are the kind of person who would. History proves them wrong.
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  108. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1

    First of all, when those ignorant arrogent bastards attacked us on Sorry, stopped reading after "ignorant arrogent."
  109. Re:Those who join will become killers. by utnapistim · · Score: 1

    Maybe I wasn't clear enough :(

    In a black and white situation, I agree with you:
    If we're talking about an open declaration of war (pretty black and white as far as I'm concerned), then it may be that you actually have to wage war. Otherwise, while yes, you do have to take action, that doesn't mean necessarily waging war.

    I don't see things as black and white as you seem to. Regarding a person that wants to kill you, it is indeed a problem. In your "real world" that seems to mean you have to kill it first. In my view (fantasyland?) you simply have to stop that person (have them detained for example, but don't grab a gun and make your own justice). History is full of examples where non-violent/lethal action has stopped or limited the aggression (Gandhi and Martin Luther King come to my mind).

    To conclude, I see war as a last resort, and I believe strongly that you DO have other options, in most (if not all) situations. Also, what I said earlier still stands: you don't necessarily have to react with lethal violence for lethal violence (other options may be available), and if you do, you are probably creating the start of the next violence cycle (the enemy will react violently to your reaction).

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  110. Whoosh moment (mine) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What good is a keyboard if it doesn't have a CPU?

  111. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who chooses violence to solve a problem - except in personal self defense - IS the problem and not the solution.

    How come personal self defense is okay say when someone is robbing your house, but when someone say blows up 3000 people and tries to destroy your economy you should turn the other cheek?
    turning the other cheek would have worked for WWII? should i have wrote this post in German to give full effect of how different a world we'd be in with your philosophy.
    I dont want war either but to think you can be passive in this world and not have your shit taken is not realistic. When people dont have, they take yours unless you're strong enough to defend it.
  112. Just what we need by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

    A BOFH with access to the red button.

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  113. what about 3C0X1's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Air Force had Geeks... and to some extent retains a few of them. They just cut around 8,000 of their 3C0X1's (which fill anything from Help Desk to Systems Administration)so instead of giving them the boot, why not send them to "Cyber Command".

    -This thought was brought to you by a former 3C0X1

    1. Re:what about 3C0X1's? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      They should have sorted the real geeks from the rest of the 3C0X1s by advanced testing and offered them CJRs in appropriate fields.
      The generic population of Admin weenies and welfare queens were not economic to retain, though it can be argued they cut too many.

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    2. Re:what about 3C0X1's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standards which they used to decide who was eligible to stay and who was not did not account for technical knowledge. For the most part it was based off time in service, time in grade, and EPR scores (which if you've been in the AF you know 5's get handed out like candy on Halloween). So what does this leave us with, People that have been in longer (not bad in and of itself), people who have not been promoted (Time in grade) and people who had supervisors that "didn't want to hurt their careers by giving them a 3 like they deserved rather than the 5 they did not)

    3. Re:what about 3C0X1's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already do that, its called a 3C0X2.

    4. Re:what about 3C0X1's? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      You are correct about standards, note that I said "should have".

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  114. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's all sing "Kum ba ya, my lord, kum ba ya". That'll help.

  115. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

    Human society is based on violence.
    So is nature. Lions don't debate with zebras over the finer points of political philosophy - they fucking kill them and eat them.

    winkystinky(149808) is clearly on another planet.
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  116. Re:Those who join will become killers. by epee1221 · · Score: 1

    Well, war can be, essentially, lots of personal self-defense at the same time. How do you think primitive wars took place? It was 50 guys showing up with rocks and clubs demanding tribute from another group they thought was weaker, and the second group all getting out their rocks and clubs and fighting them off. I don't know many people who would honestly argue the second group had much of a choice but to go to war, or that if they won they hadn't achieved their purpose.
    It's typical of those members of the cult of death to make statements such as those above when confronted with the possibility of other approaches other then their coveted death based solutions.
    This is because you have yet to explain how they might avoid war other than subservience. All you have to do is talk through that scenario. Just fill in the blank:

    Some other tribe shows up with rocks and clubs and demands tribute from your tribe. Your tribe's course of action is _________.
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  117. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, but how many of the thousands of soldiers who exist do you know?

    There are soldiers who commit atrocities like rape/murder not just in Iraq. Even a 14 year old girl in Japan got raped by the military there. I'm not saying the military is all bad, but nothing in this world is asolutely perfect nor homogenous for you to make a statement like that.

  118. Re:Those who join will become killers. by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
    Well they could have avoided starting the 1967 war, and the moderate elements could have reined in the Irgun and Stern Gang terrorists and stopped them massacring Arab villages in 1948.

    1973 I'll give you, but Israel's continuing occupation of the West Bank and Gaza, its invasion of Lebanon in 1978, the disproportionate unpleasantness of the 2006 action aimed at Hezbollah and the current activity in Gaza doesn't mark Israel down as a very good neighbour, does it?

    I think if I lived in the Middle East, I'd want a better neighbour than Israel.

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  119. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't about idealism, it's about moving towards a planet where murder, killing, death and power over others are unacceptable solutions for all human beings everywhere.
    I don't fault idealists like yourself, nor admonish you for your persistent vision and hope for a better tomorrow. However, everyone moves past such reckless innocence to cognitive awareness of their surroundings by finish of their early twenties. You would have to be terribly sheltered or isolated from society in general not to fully appreciate the need for Military containment - please note, containment not dominion. Defense of oneself or others requires lethal force at times. Although you keep stating you understand and justify that means, your idealism quickly washes away the reality that it is still taking another's life. And the only difference between proactive killing and defensive killing is the time at which one delivers it.

    Quite simply, at least 6,000 years of recorded History simply disagrees with you. Man, by nature, is capable of evil deeds. Man, also by nature, is quite capable of stopping others in doing so. In that time, our potential for delivering death has grown in linear accordance by our means to deliver it. I fully understood during the 60s the threat of the Soviet Empire. We practiced the "turtle position" in school on mock nuke strike drills. In my youth, I always hoped "why can't we just shake hands and disarm entirely? Won't one man rise to the occasion? In the USSR? In America? I don't care which." It never happened. In fact, we tried various SALT disarmament treaties. They did not work. It was not until Reagan took office and recognized the Evil Empire. The Evil in man, or some men, or in some nations. We increased our capacity to destroy that Evil. And Evil understood. You, and your idealism, now enjoy the fruits of those efforts in the 80s. I can only imagine what your perspective will be like in your 30s, or 40s, or later. Their will always be another Hitler. At some point, someone will take Bin Laden's place. As sure as the sparkle streaks across your rose colored glasses now, it will happen. Convince Hitler or Laden to share in your idealistic measures, and I too will take comfort with you, underneath the shade tree, mid spring, with Bluebirds chirping, taking turns swapping our Rose colored glasses.

    Peace.
  120. So what's wrong? by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:So what's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let's get this story straight, for posterity and your future employer (the local McDonald's manager). You are from the NASA/DARPA community (hehehe), so your quoting this article shows an awareness of the technological issues behind the undersea cable incidents, and also hints at covert international ops... Hmm, somehow I don't find it very plausible. Engadget is for idiots, and while I do find it likely that you read it frequently, I don't find it likely a NASA/DARPA man or even a computer/engineering expert would take it seriously at all.

      Sorry dude, your story is looking less likely by the minute. Time to reinvent yourself YET AGAIN.

  121. Why? by Voytek · · Score: 1

    'So if they can't run three miles with a pack on their backs but they can shut down SCADA system, we need to have a culture where they fit in.'

    Sounds like a contractor to me.

  122. The government's been targeting geeks for a while by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    I've been noticing an increasing trend with the government advertising for the Army and armed services: recruit geeks.

    From ads on websites geeks would browse to TV ads specifically targeted on shows and channels geeks would watch, they're trying to lure computer geeks into the armed services.

    Why is the government now labeling us as geeks and targeting us for advertising? And I bet, if you are lured into the armed services as a geek, you could still be put in the front lines...

  123. Re:Those who join will become killers. by downix · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, the members of Hamas and Al Qaeda *are* civilians, or have they been accepted into a nations army, and if so which one?

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  124. Re:Youngster.. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked for a gentleman that was a Captain in the Navy. This guy was older than dirt, but surprised the hell out of me with how computer literate he was. He was fit, active, intelligent and an adept computer user. You might say so what, there are lots of older people who are in shape, intelligent and know their way around the keyboard.

    He was 94 years old when he passed on and taught me plenty about computers. He was already 33 years old when ENIAC was unveiled. He was working until his last days because he enjoyed it so much. Perhaps the amusing part was at the funeral we had remind ourselves that we were shocked at his death at 94 due to his clear mind, and active lifestyle. If you met him, you wouldn't have thought he was a day older than 70. I'd say if someone is shocked at your passing at age 94, then you probably were doing it right.

    Certainly a fossil, but far from petrified.

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  125. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the haditha massacre

    that is the end of a journey that begins with 'they are inhuman monsters completely unlike us'.

  126. Re:The government's been targeting geeks for a whi by crimsun · · Score: 1

    It's a good idea to understand the ramifications before being "lured" into the armed services (that can, after all, stick you in the front lines). Joining up without understanding full well the probability of that occurring would be foolhardy.

  127. why not both by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Why do we have to settle for one or the other, why nopt both, I know many geeks that are also into hardcore training, they do exist, you would just have to try and sell them on working for peanuts.

    If the army (navy, AF) were to pay better wages for the crap you go through, then it would not be a problem, they would have all the saps come out of the wood work, it's the ridiculous salaries people are avoiding all together, when they can get 6 figures consulting in IT!

  128. Sure... by darkvizier · · Score: 1

    They'll just go back to selling rice, and their economy will be hunky-dory.

  129. Obligatory... by techwrench · · Score: 0

    Do you want to play a game?

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  130. I want to get on the stargate project will they .. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I want to get on the Stargate project will they take any people form this project and put them there?

  131. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really do eat the propaganda from the media/university, don't you?

    Killing only begets more killing if there are still people around who want to kill you. ergo...

    Winners of wars get to define terms, which has always been good for our politicians when we win.

    How exactly do you explain that the forever war benefits those in power, without resorting to conspiracy or corporate greed?

    How do you propose we communicate with someone who will not speak and cannot be affected by sanctions (terrorists), or who doesn't really need or care to talk because they are HEGEMON (China)? What are you going to do, laugh the 800 pound gorilla to peaces? People with competing interests and antagonistic culture can only ultimately coexist in one way - through violence.

  132. Taking the King's Shilling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the Air Force (or DoD or whomever) is looking for contractors or civilian workers, great. There some nice benefits for working for the man, sorta like being a tenured professor at a not-bad/not-good school. Some of the neat stuff requires clearances, which can be a bother since the laws involving such things, I think, are at the felony level.

    However, if you're thinking of the military itself, think long and hard about this. Talk about neat stuff and benefits sounds great, but the military's purpose is power projection. If you're not comfortable with that, just don't go there. Their's is also a culture when things like "no", sometimes, just is NOT a possibility - things have to be done.

    Note, too, that history shows that the young die for the mistakes of the old. It's an honest, valuable career, but the good's and bad's are a bit more extreme than most.

  133. ++GoodThink Citizen. by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

    We have always been at war with EastAsia.

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  134. Don't do it! by Zolodoco · · Score: 1

    1. It'll be a contractor job, probably for one of the big names like BAE, Northrup Grumman, L3, Haliburton subsidiaries, etc. 2. All those companies are knee-deep in corruption and war profiteering, and the blame always flows downhill. 3. The Pentagon has this nifty idea called total information warfare. They regard free speech online as some kind of war front, and you'll be helping them find ways to crush it. In general, mMilitary contracting is a bad deal, and I highly recommend avoiding it. The pay may look nice until they have you by the balls and then you'll wish you'd kept your civilian career.

  135. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "all it would take is one bad parent or improperly-raised child to fuck it up. "

    So we gotta kill all the niggers before we even try, is that what you're saying?

  136. Re:Those who join will become killers. by servognome · · Score: 1

    To keep people such as Bush, Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, etc... in power they need wars.
    ... Washington, Lincoln. War can be used for positive social change. Sometimes the only way to get out of the grasp of tyranny is through war. The most successful non-violent approaches to political change worked because in the background there were those committing violence.
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  137. Re:Youngster.. by Technician · · Score: 1

    If you met him, you wouldn't have thought he was a day older than 70. I'd say if someone is shocked at your passing at age 94, then you probably were doing it right.


    I can relate to that. My dad is in the mid 70's and longevity runs in the family.

    He was already 33 years old when ENIAC was unveiled.

    I was 26 when the IBM PC was unveiled.

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  138. We have plenty of room and workers. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    To win an electronic, heck any kind of war, all China has to do is to stop shipping electronic and any other goods to the US. After all, that is were all of the stuff comes from these days. Not to mention that most of the corporates have either sold or licensed almost all intellectual property to China in one form or another. You forget that we still have design capabilities and plenty of space ready to restart factories that should never have been closed. We already have plenty of spots in the Rust Belt to start development not to mention the entire Midwest that gets skipped. This time, it'll be Wall Street (not unions) that will have their hand forced, with no escape.

    That's also forgetting to mention that we could do more damage by writing off any debt sold off to that country.

    Talk about giving a potential enemy all of the sticks they need to beat you over the head with. Well, does it matter that we have a far wider array of sticks capable of anything from headbashing to complete obliteration?
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  139. Cyber Command Symbol by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Damn it, they're using the old SAC symbol: gauntleted fist holding lightning and olive branch. The official slogan was Peace is our profession but within SAC it was subtexted with War is our Trade. /Tanker, Buff crew chief

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  140. Funny IP address ranges... by ealbers · · Score: 1

    Interesting OPENDNS is at 208.67.222.222 and 208.67.220.220 and the IP of the cyber AF is at 208.67.217.130 within 64K

  141. Anon gets a job? Oo by sahilamin · · Score: 1

    Looks like our fellow "hackers on steroids" will finally be able to find themselves a job.

  142. Re:Those who join will become killers. by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "Where we need to get to is that it's unacceptable for anyone to kill anyone for any reason."

    The trouble with that sort of conditioning is that it is emotionally appealing but quite illogical.

    Violence trumps "everything else", so the person/group who (all else being equal) is not prevented by
    social conditioning from using violence has an advantage.

    "Those who cling to the untrue doctrine that violence never settles anything would be advised to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and of the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee, and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Nations and peoples who forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.

    -Robert A. Heinlein

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  143. Re:Those who join will become killers. by couchslug · · Score: 1

    "Murder, death, kill. There are other solutions and your the one in the dream world if you think that killing is the answer to the problems facing the world."

    It is an answer to the problem of those trying to use those tactics against you. If you consider yourself unworthy of violence, you are welcome to opt out.

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  144. Re:Youngster.. by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

    My dad is in the mid 70's You mean he wears flared trousers and likes early disco music?
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  145. Mod Parent -1 Troll by artificial_grey · · Score: 1

    Try getting a clue about the subject before "informing" anyone. Canadian civilian gives advice on how slow advancement is in the US Air Force - ha.

  146. Re:Those who join will become killers. by LihTox · · Score: 1

    You must be thinking of Hamas and Al Qaeda.

    He might also be thinking of Blackwater mercenaries, who have fired on civilians; those guys are giving our military a bad name.

  147. Responsibility and Death by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    If we're worried that designing missile control software makes us responsible for the deaths that occur when the missile goes off...what are the ethical ramifications of paying the taxes that pay the salary of the missile control software designer?

    When a nation goes to war, it seems to me that there's no such thing as an innocent civilian over the age of 18 (except, perhaps if someone's on the dole and not contributing even indirectly to the war effort).

  148. Doomed to failure ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The failure modes are too obvious. Here are the reasons for despair:

        1. Political control

        2. Incompetence at the top (rejection of Rand report on mistakes in Iraq)

        3. Preference for sycophants

        4. Authoritian society more interested in suppression than learning from mistakes (see 2)

        5. Movers more interested in personal gain over protecting society

        6. Rewarding failure, punishment of the successful (or merely critical observers)

    Reasons for hope:

        Our most potent enemies operate under the same bleak conditions.

              a. Authoritarian regimes

              b. Blinded by lack of openness, which give rise to similar set of problems.

  149. Backpacking + Coding... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

    I've found that going out into the woods with a pack on my back and wandering has helped me solve more coding problems then I can admit...

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  150. Whoever modded this insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    needs their cat scanned.

  151. Thanks For The Offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    However, I have already accepted a position in Russia.

    Fuck Bush.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Kilgore Trout.

  152. Re:Those who join will become killers. by CFTM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I invite you to take the propaganda IV that is currently feeding nonsense directly in to your bloodstream out! The sad thing is, you don't even realize that you've been indoctrinated just like those of us in "the cult of death" but there is a fundamental difference between our indoctrination and yours: namely ours is the product of four billion years of evolution and yours is the product of some naive ideologue who asks questions like "Why can't we all just get along?".

    Violence and life go hand and hand since day one; when the supply curve is surpassed by the demand curve violence is the outcome. This happens in every single walk of life; go to the oceans and it happens there. Go to the african plains and it happens there. Go to the amazon rain forest it happens there.

    Even you madam or sir, are a product of this "cult of death" because you see at some point in the chain of life that lead to the birth of you, there was an ancestor of yours who had to fight over resources. Their ability to win, through the prism of 'the cult of death' has allowed you to be here today.

    You want us to evolve beyond the cult of death? Go invent fusion power, and maybe then we'll have the ability to alter the nature of existence for all seven billion of us on this planet so we too can join your "cult of life" but until resources are even and ubiquitous this will never happen. Me, I'm going to go live in the real world, have fun in fantasy land.

  153. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Odin+The+Ravager · · Score: 1

    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.
    The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling,
    which thinks that nothing is worth war, is much worse.
    The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
    nothing which is more important than his own personal safety,
    is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless
    made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
    -John Stuart Mill

  154. Re:Youngster.. by Technician · · Score: 1

    You mean he wears flared trousers and likes early disco music?

    No, he was too old to get into the disco scene of the 70's. If I dig deep enough, I may find my polyester suit!

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  155. Being a geek is fashionable by Zollui · · Score: 1

    It seems most likely that this is just a ploy to get more people to sign up for the USAF.

    In the UK, the television advertisements for the Army and the Royal Navy both feature people doing stuff with computers - in the case of the Royal Navy there's a guy who encounters a computer fault, and so he turns it off and back on again. A sign for anyone with a bit of intelligence that what they're really after are wannabes. It's much more fashionable and seems more empowering to be a 'geek' than it does to be a slightly anxious youth with minimal education who's about to be shipped off to Iraq or Afghanistan (hats off to them all though).

  156. Cheyenne Mountain? by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    In the Rockies, Colorado Springs came late to the party, but offered the coolest location: inside Cheyenne Mountain, which once served as headquarters of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD), but is now used mostly for training.

    I might have to apply if they make Cheyenne Mountain their base. "I work with the Air Force ... in Cheyenne Mountain ... doing computer stuff. Stargate? What are you talking about?"

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  157. What about Stargate Command? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    "The Cyber Command is the Air Force's first new Major Command since the early 1990s."

    So when did they create Stargate Command?

  158. Hope you like untested vaccines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't tell you what they stick you with. Your body is theirs, completely. They could give you mad cow and you could never sue. You don't own what you sell to them.

  159. Misconceptions by Odin+The+Ravager · · Score: 1

    I noticed some mentioned the low salary, which is absurd. here you can see the base pay, there are many allowances (such as food, housing, having a family, being stationed in a "war zone") which add up, not to mention the amazing pension from retiring after 20 years (after 20 years of service, you'd be about 40, allowing for the possibility of another job). Another benefit is respect. Yesterday, I was in line at a restaurant, and someone thanked me for my service, and paid for my lunch.

    Also, AFROTC has great scholarships. They pay for tuition, give a $300 semesterly book allowance, and a monthly stipend (>$300). And recently, they started offering scholarships for electrical engineering students without competition. Also, there are great opportunities such as the ACE Program. Overview here (Warning PDF).

    And as for the physical requirements, they aren't extreme. ~40 pushups in 1 minute ~40 situps in one minute, and 1.5 miles in ~12 minutes.

    If you haven't realized, I am in ROTC, and this is my desired career field.

    1. Re:Misconceptions by Zolodoco · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. 10 year Air Force veteran here. TSgt pay after 8 years including flight pay and other benefits just adds up to entry level pay for a programmer in the midwest. It isn't worth having to deal with today's religious right Air Force leadership and the burden of having to support illegal wars/orders, the norm these days, or face court martial for standing up for your principles. You will be deployed to the mid-east on a rotating basis for 90 - 180 day rotations and you'll get about 25-50% of what the contractor working next to you is getting for pay. And that's the best case scenario. Marines and Army have the real shit end of that deal. there's also the poor support that war veterans are getting from the military and VA. Signing your life away is a very poor decision right now.

  160. Re:Youngster.. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    He was 94 years old when he passed on and taught me plenty about computers. He was already 33 years old when ENIAC was unveiled. He was working until his last days because he enjoyed it so much.

    There's precedent.

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  161. History of wars by qbzzt · · Score: 1

    War is never necessary except for those who's purpose it serves. For the rest of us - the other %99.9999... war is not necessary. To keep people such as Bush, Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, etc... in power they need wars. War is the best thing that drives their mission. It defines them. It drives them forward. It gives them power. It sucks the life out of everyone though. It is futile.

    You remember Hitler. Do you also remember what stopped Hitler? Do you really think than life in France in 1950 was in no way better than life in France in 1940?

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  162. Electronics techs can be sent into harms way ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Actually, if they really want you, your contract (yes, you *do* sign a contract to join the military) can stipulate the job you are signing up for. It can also stipulate that the contract is null and void if they are unable (for whatever reason) to give you that job.

    I expect that this would be a pretty rare event and only involve occupational specialties where they routinely train and place many individuals. Perhaps getting a guarantee of being sent to military police school after basic.

    I happen to know, because that was the only way I joined. Of course, you have to have the balls to say - "Fine, I quit!" if they don't keep their end of the bargain. But, they don't have a legal leg to stand on if it's in your contract.

    I'm sure that is your understanding of the situation, but unless you or someone you know actually exercised that option I am not entirely convinced that it is really so cut and dry. In other words is there something in the small print that gives the military a little "flexibility" should "national security" demand it.

    Is retraining/re-designation prohibited, for example they train and give you the electronics job but later decide the retrain you for avionics?

    How are conflicts between your contract and your oath to obey all lawful orders resolved? Your an electronics tech and all of a sudden your are told to grab a rifle, get in a foxhole, and defend this line. Things like this happened on numerous occasions during world war 2 and korea. Do you think the officer or NCO in the field is going to give a sh*t about your contract should similar needs and circumstances arise?

    Finally, having a specialty such as electronics tech does not prohibit them from sending you into harms way. I once knew someone who was an electronics tech in the Marine Corp. He was stationed in Vietnam and was quietly and safely working on base. Once day he is given an *interesting* assignment. He is to accompany a Marine Force Recon team, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Force_Recon, to the Ho Chi Minh trail, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ho_Chi_Minh_trail, and deploy electronic sensor to monitory enemy movements.

  163. My Eyes! by 16Chapel · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should be looking for designers first - that site is a mess.

  164. Pacifism begets killing too ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Killing begets more killing.

    Pacifism begets killing too, the killing of the pacifists. Pacifism leads to death unless you have non-pacifists around to protect you. Being reasonable and fair is fine and good, and we should strive for that path, but one must also be willing and able to use deadly force in defense. Even in modern times, over a small number of generations, we have seen a population split, the two halves become isolated, one become pacifist, and when the two halves reestablish contact the pacifists are murdered and/or enlsaved by their blood relatives. Sorry, read about this in a book so I don't have a link handy, the people were Pacific islanders, timeframe 19th century IIRC.

  165. All you Generation Y'ers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...need to lose that attitude that just because you learned windows programming in college that somehow you're entitled to executive-level salaries at the highest tech companies for entry-level jobs. You're not that good. And you're not experienced at all, either. All you've got is the 'tude and a very narrowly focused skillset that is aimed at a computing platform that's stagnated.

    Corporate management is sick of paying for the upgrade gravy train to vendors, and software apps that only have useful service lives as long as the attention span of a 20-something. The enterprise applications of tomorrow will be expected to have life cycles of 7-9 years, just like they did before 1995. The IT world is coming back around again full circle, and you kids are in for a rude awakening, because now guys like me (last of the Boomers, first of the GenX'ers) are in charge, you're not, and it's our prime directive to reign in control of the spending and enforce stability and long-term usefulness of the systems we manage.

  166. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only answer is to stop the killing by all those involved using communication and other methods. "More Jaw-Jaw, less War-War" - Winston Churchill

    Perhaps using the "interweb thingy" might help in this - just a thought.
  167. Re:Those who join will become killers. by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    | | War is never necessary
    |
    | Tell that to a European Jew some time.

    Yes one can take that meaning however it just proves the point that killing doesn't solve anything.


    Actually it did solve something. The killers got the land, property, and money that they wanted.

    This takes communication. It takes work. It takes creative thinking. It takes relationships. It takes thinking that isn't at the level of thinking that you are thinking. It takes you going beyond your level of thinking. Take the red pill and choose the cult of life.

    There is some truth in your words, unfortunately it is not the truth you think. The truth of your words is the use of the word "cult". Your extreme pacifistic views are very cult like. Let's hope that the protection that non-pacifists provide you never ends so that reality never intrudes on your fantasy. Best wishes and good luck.

  168. They don't know what they're doing, AVOID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They claim to have an urgent need for talent but they're crippled by their own entrenched practices. I just spent two years working as a "cyber security" contractor for USAF. Our family went heavily in debt to relocate to where the job was (in the current recession, we couldn't sell our house). This same debt was held against me as the reason I flunked my security clearance. Now I'm out of work and deeper in debt than ever. If I were you, and I were considering working there, I would run like hell.

    And the enemy is laughing. They're not getting classified info by bribing people who have overdue Capital One accounts. They're downloading it from SIPRNET.

  169. New way of recruting soldiers by Max_W · · Score: 1

    These men will be sent later in Iraq, I guess. Say, to protect the digital infrastructure of the Empire (guard a shack with a PC, in a desert, from which fellow-soldiers talk via Skype).

  170. Re:Youngster.. by chiph · · Score: 1

    Laugh all you want at Teletypes, but after an EMP nuclear strike, they'll still be working, and your fancy-schmancy microchips will be little puddles of dirty silicon.

    Chip H.

  171. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 1

    They are civilians only in a fantasy world. When you take up arms and attack people, both military and civilians, you cease to be a civilian. Do you actually expect are soldiers to say, "Oops, we can't attack them, they aren't wearing uniforms. I guess there's nothing we can do about them shooting at us."

    I suggest you look at the Geneva Accords to see how they should be handled. If you use civilian clothing in an attempt to hide, you can be summarily executed. Thus, the US is being nice by only sticking them in prison. We don't have to do that. We could save ourselves a whole lot of trouble by just putting a bullet in their heads when captured. But we go by a higher standard than that. Additionally, if you use civilians as a shield (which Hamas and Al Quada tend to do), you are responsible for injuries and deaths to them, not the attacking force.

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  172. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 1

    The vast majority of civilian deaths are the result of the terrorists blowing up civilians going about their daily lives, not our US military exercises.

    Yes, civilians will be killed. That is unfortunate but often unavoidable (especially when the bad guys use civilians as shields). The difference is we try to avoid civilian casualties, the bad guys are targeting civilians.

    And terrorists with bombs and guns are NOT civilians.

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  173. other than the trillion dollar war going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no reason at all they cant throw money at computer geeks, mercenaries with no ideological or national allegiance, no sense of esprit de corps or camaradery that is built in normal basic training or military service.

  174. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Squiggle · · Score: 1

    You want us to evolve beyond the cult of death? ...until resources are even and ubiquitous this will never happen. Me, I'm going to go live in the real world, have fun in fantasy land. Since the real world is shifting from scarcity to abundance perhaps you should re-evaluate your position. Consider recycling, reuse, improved manufacturing to reduce material usage, digital goods and networks, improving energy tech, nuclear weapons, etc. While never perfect, these changes will lead to a point where we pass the "good enough" point where it will feel to the vast majority as though there is ubiquitous resources (sadly, this likely includes the abundance of weaponry). Bucky Fuller put it nicely:
    "It is now highly feasible to take care of everybody on Earth at a 'higher standard of living than any have ever known.' It no longer has to be you or me. Selfishness is unnecessary and henceforth unrationalizable as mandated by survival." (from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Buckminster_Fuller)

    This is a very interesting time where both the scarcity-based war system (that believes in "survival of the fittest" and a single authority as the only way to peace) and the rational, ethical, and scientific "living through truth" systems are benefiting greatly from the abundance we are already experiencing. I hope the hackers that the military tries to recruit instead choose to solve more interesting problems (although it is certainly possible for them to make positive change inside the military too).
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  175. Well, I don't know about you, but by cuantar · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new pot-smoking overlords! Uh... what was I saying again? Pass that shit!

    On another note, you know how Iran is always stoning people to death? The Air Force is curious, but unfortunately the term "stoned" got mistranslated...

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  176. Air Force has to play catch-up by ZWithaPGGB · · Score: 1

    Never mind that there already IS a joint command for all IO/IA. They gotta grab more taxpayer $$ to do it their way.

  177. I can see the tagline in the ads by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    Join us.
    Travel the virtual world
    Meet Exciting avatars
    And hack their boxen!

    Gives a whole new meaning to "Dude! I totally pwned you!"

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  178. What would it take to really be effective? by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 1

    I see lots of jokes. Some of them are awesome. However, what would it take to make a real 'serious' attempt at this? My thoughts:

    First off, you need total cooperation with the CIA or other covert espionage capabilities. You aren't going to be able to do much damage to 's critical infrastructure from thousands of miles away. Sure, a few systems will have access via public channels, but it would be a lot more effective if you have a resource on the ground. Such assets would physically locate assets you have identified virtually, and provide other support mechanisms.

    Second, you need access to the systems you are going to attack well before you launch an attack. This could be done carefully from a remote location. What would be better is to have the above covert operations guys steal the actual gear you are going to be attacking, or otherwise duplicate it (plans, technical documentation, etc).

    Third, you need devices and techniques that can give you access to closed networks from thousands of miles away. That means you need to have covert ops people with extensive technical training who are going to gain access to restricted areas on networks that are very closed, and install covert devices on those networks that give you remote access. In particular, you need your own local network that is very secure and has as low latency as you can get. That network would live inside that country and needs to remain undetected, with stop gaps to protect itself if part of it is discovered.

    Fourth, you need to develop the right tactics. You have to attack inside out if taking out an entire nations infrastructure quickly. What you do NOT want to do is cut the cables or shut down 'net access first thing. Doing so could cut off your ability to attack them or locate other methods they are using to attack you. If you've ever examined several rooted boxes you will see that the non-script kiddies - the ones who are doing this hardcore - are staying hidden. They might live on your box for months carefully manipulating the box without your knowledge. In some cases it has taken them many months just to gain access, they aren't about to blow it by being found.

    These are just some of the things I think would be needed to be truly successful. The hardest part, of course, is getting those covert assets in the right places in the countries you might be attacking well in advance of actually attacking them. Strategies would have to be changed constantly so you don't develop a pattern the enemy could detect. And, you have to accept the fact that the most critical targets would be the most defended. The smart 'cyber-warrior' (gross) will know that those systems aren't important if you can take out the softer supporting systems. I could think of several attacks that could be effective. Most of them would involve some form of in-country asset. The trick is having the technical knowledge to know what to blow up, and where it a system is likely weak.

    I've got some other ideas too, but I ain't sharing them while wearing combat boots. I'll tell ya that right now. And that is the second hardest part - attracting the people who are really capable of causing accurate and total destruction of a nations command and control infrastructure (both commercial and military). And that is why we are all laughing. :)

    What they will get is people who can fool the commander in to thinking they are qualified. Probably some guy with a stack full of 'certifications' that 'prove' he is an expert. Those same people will moan and complain when they can't attack anything by the local library becuase those dawg on Chinese hackers are just too powerful. Of course, they will come up with their false victories to justify their large paychecks. Having the military handle this is a good idea, but only when you combine those assets with the tools to destroy specific targets quickly. And that means as a geek you need to be okay helping the military kill other geeks in a time of war. Geeks you might know. Even geeks you might respect. You aren't just shutting down computers here, you are going to tell them which buildings and targets to drop bombs on. If that isn't what this group does, then they will be totally ineffective.

  179. Re:Those who join will become killers. by daigu · · Score: 1

    Counterexample: Gandhi. Or does winning independence for an entire country nonviolently not count?

    Counterexample: Dr. Martin Luther King. Or does civil rights not count?

    Counterexample: Jesus. "You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you." (Matthew 5:38-41)

  180. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you live in Iraq? No society I've ever been a part of has seemed to be "based on violence". In fact, apart from fighting with my siblings when I was young, I've never been involved in a violent confrontation. Does that make me inhuman?

    The people I most respect -- like MLK and Gandhi -- are those who advocated peace above all else. I cannot understand why anybody would claim that these people lacked humanity. I would say it's their defining characteristic. They were great people, but they were still people. You don't have to be superhuman to advocate peace in the face of violence.

    There are people who think that society is based on violence. Fortunately they're in the minority. Unfortunately they have the ability to make their presence known far beyond their number. That just makes the rest of us so much more important. Don't lose your humanity to violence.

  181. Re:Those who join will become killers. by CFTM · · Score: 1

    First, what you're asking is a redress of 10 million years of evolution; not going to happen in a single generation. Second, we have yet to shift out of the scarcity model; this will not begin in any form until we have incredibly abundant renewable energy sources. Solar energy isn't efficient enough yet, geothermal is only applicable in certain regions of the world, harnessing energy from the oceans is a possibility but the technology and infrastructure do not yet exist, fusion power is still just a pipe dream at this point.

    Despite all the advancements in recycling, reuse and improved manufacturing we still are not keeping up with the exponential increase in population size; until we make major strides in manufacturing and energy production we simply will be unable to do so. You want evidence? The price of copper has quadrupled over the past decade and mostly because of the modernization in China and India. There simply are too many people currently on this planet for our level of technology to support your claim that we have shifted paradigms.

    Now, what is the single most important resource in the world today (though it might be different in two decades but that's a different discussion altogether)? In my opinion, the answer is currently oil (and might be water soon). Why is oil the most important resource? Because our economies require oil to function at the most basic level (transportation).

    Have we eliminated scarcity at some levels of life in some regions of the world? You bet your ass we have. Is scarcity gone and will it be going anywhere any time soon? Not unless we make some major major technological advancements.

    If we're able to create sustainable fusion reactions and if we're able to harness nanotechnology to the extent that everyday goods can be broken down and constructed at the most basic levels, I believe we can see a shift to this paradigm of abundance that you speak of, but as I understand things neither of these technologies are going to appear on doorstep in the next decade or so.

  182. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh comon! The human society is based on CONTRACTS. Violence is a form of obtaining consent, not an art or philosophy of life. Open population annihilation wars are pretty much in the past. The moral penalties are too high. Nobody needs violence per se to survive. Although the indisputed existence BOFS would seemingly indicate the contrary, exceptions still prove the rule, right?

  183. Indeed by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
    Not just the hacking, imagine getting the equipment! Say, they will need a bunch of routers, this should first be applied for, form so and so, an offer should be received from several firms, accounting has to accept it, etc., by the time the ordering processed is finished, the material will be either outdated or far from the technically optimal solution.

    In any way this all will have taken much longer than it takes some Russian 18 year old to update his hardware. The point is, for fast cyber attacks you don't need certification and rigourous testing of your material. The army (I'm not from the US but it's all the same everywhere) seems to cannot do without.

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    1. Re:Indeed by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Yeah uh, have you seen America's defense budget? One. Trillion. Dollars.

    2. Re:Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah uh, have you seen America's defense budget? One. Trillion. Dollars.

      Yeah uh, have you seen America's military acquisition process? One. Trillion. Steps. One. Trillion. Pages of paperwork. One. Trillion. Signatures required.

  184. I don't really know anything about Windows by Rix · · Score: 1

    I could look it up if I needed to, but it doesn't really come up.

    I'll go with whoever makes me the best offer. If you can't afford me, that's fine, but don't bitch about it.

    I've never actually seen a Gen Xer in a position of power. The world seems to prefer to leap over you if at all possible. I guess flannel, suicide rock and meth addictions aren't actually valuable live skills.

  185. Honorably Discharged 3C0X2 Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Not sure who the AF Chief of Staff these days is but when I was in, I would have loved to see this guy go tell that to General Jumper. I was pretty much forced out of the Air Force due to back problems caused by the Fit to Fight program. The impact running had on my back would have cramped me up so much that it was hard for me to even walk sometimes so I was pretty much on permenant waivers. Due to me being on waivers, I could not attend Airman Leadership School and get the training I needed (pretty much required) to become a SSgt so I could no longer be promoted pretty much. The military docs pretty much gave me the option of leaving when my enlistment time was up or be medically boarded out cause of the Fit to Fight program. Anywho this General is dreaming if he thinks he can get any experienced personnel into the military these days as long as we keep up with our current foreign policies which are going to be around for a while since Americans are dumb for not electing Ron Paul.
    </rant>

  186. "Cyber Warriors"? by noamsml · · Score: 1

    Looks like he's also been hiding under a rock since the early 90s...

  187. Outsource the job to China or India, save money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    easy decision.

  188. From their homepage... by link5280 · · Score: 1

    What is network domination anyway? Is that anything like air superiority or superior firepower?

  189. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    First, let me say that I agree with you. There will ALWAYS be a scarcity of resources as long as we, or our descendents, live in this universe. And violence is the most basic way to resolve a dispute over resources. No amount of 'talk' changes the simple physical fact that if it is profitable to beat someone up/kill them and take their stuff, you should do it.

    And if you can't win that way, perhaps you can win by creating a vast, complex, "system" that distributes wealth in such a way that the winners get all the resources.

    With that said...it looks like invading Iraq is NOT profitable. The total oil underneath Iraq is probably NOT worth the cost of occupation, especially since we can't just steal all that oil without looking bad in the eyes of the world.

    And your snide remark about inventing fusion...you should realize that despite the perceived lack of progress, current fusion projects are almost at break even, having improved yields a million fold over 40 years. If in November Obama decided to withdraw all troops from Iraq and spend the billions on the war on a crash program to COMPLETELY replace imported oil in 4 years, I think it could be done. 200 billion a year is enough money to buy kilometers of solar panels, tends of thousands of windmills, investigate 5 different ways to improve electric cars and pay Detroit the money they need to switch to mostly plug in hybrids. AND, with that kind of funding, there could be 5-10 different simultaneous fusion projects, Manhattan project style.

    A good, although expensive, way to bypass the inherent uncertainties in developing new technology is to spend enough money to fund ALL of the credible approaches instead of trying to see ahead of time which way is the most likely to work. There are at least 10 major fusion plant concepts that are inherently different from one another. Build em all.

  190. Exactly by The13thSin · · Score: 1

    Thanx for that, spares me the time to write pretty much exactly you just wrote.

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  191. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 1

    A civil war is when the people inside the country are fighting each other. The majority of the attacks in Iraq are from assholes from other countries. Thus, this is not a civil war, as much as the main stream press wants you to believe it.

    Why do you think the Iraqi government has been trying to seal their borders? They're trying to stop these assholes from sneaking in from other countries, mostly Iran and Syria. I'm sure a lot from Saudi Arabia, too (they may say they are our friends, but the Saudis, by their actions, have proven they are our worse enemy).

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  192. Re:Youngster.. by calebt3 · · Score: 1

    What did his headstone say?
    I once saw a picture of a headstone that said "Respawn in 9..."

  193. Re:Electronics techs can be sent into harms way .. by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually you can quit up to 180 days without any legal repercussions, you don't get an "Honorable", but a Entry level separation (ELS), that isn't a big deal anymore either. On the 181st day a lot of veteran's benefits kick in and it's difficult to get out without a General Discharge, but it's possible to get a hardship discharge that avoids the bad papers of a General Discharge. After your military obligation is fulfilled you can then just resign, but that's a serious action.

    Generally the contract will be fulfilled if they give you the training you want, assign you to the duty station you want and your in a unit that uses your Military Occupation Specialty. If the 1SG in the unit decides your a better asset doing something your pretty much SOL.

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  194. Anyone... by Rix · · Score: 1

    Who works in the same job for 20 years can't really be worth much.

  195. Re:Those who join will become killers. by CFTM · · Score: 1

    I missed the part where I talked about Iraq but hey you know...

    Regarding my 'snide' comment on fusion, you misunderstood me. I want fusion to work, I'm really glad to hear that it's almost at break even though I'm not up on the subject matter. I mentioned multiple sources because, I like you, believe that the more energy sources explored the better. Now, I think it would be impossible to reduce our dependence on imported oil to nil in the next four years. If we didn't have this war expenditure we could make huge strides in R&D and I would agree that in 20 years we could be completely off foreign oil but four is in no way reasonable.

    In other words, the snideness was in regard to the cult of life and the cult of death nonsense and not with the science.

  196. geeks are not afraid of jogging by elipsey · · Score: 1

    it is unfortunate that it is perceived to be impossible to find programmers or admin/security personnel that do not have vile personal habits. i am currently enrolled in a computer science baccalaureate program that includes an NSA approved security certification curriculum, and i have some work experience in programming and system administration. i ALSO enjoy jogging, large backpacks, lifting weights, and shooting rifles.

    General William Lord says. 'So if they can't run three miles (...) we need to have a culture where they fit in.'

    this comment is a cheap shot. general lord implies that the military can't recruit intelligent people because nerds are afraid of gym class. there are _many_ reasons that i have not enlisted, but this is not one of them. in my experience, people with technical aptitude come in the same variety of shapes, sizes, and dispositions as people in any other job that requires one to spend the work day in an office.

    while i agree (with previous posters) that workers should be judged by their productive output rather than by their appearance, i believe that the "geek culture" has unnecessarily perpetuated a slob stereotype. the notion that professionalism and good personal presentation (or even hygiene) are beneath the notice of intelligent people appeals to our hubris. "if people don't like my shit attitude or personal appearance," we say to one another "then i wish them the best of luck in finding another genius." this is ok when interacting with machines, but even self-employed persons must communicate with other human beings from time to time. i am all for casual clothes and forthrightness, but it is usually to our advantage to take care of our health and to be courteous.

    sadly, the slob stereotype encourages the obese, sarcastic, mountain dew swilling, sweatpants wearing minority to hold up their attitude as a point of style. i work with a few individuals that might be leading happier lives today, if only their peers did not encourage this view.

    we should end the slovenly-geek stereotype. it hurts a small but impressionable minority, and it makes the rest of us look bad.

  197. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Snuhwolf · · Score: 1

    How did this get modded "insightful"? Where is your data to support this claim? Human society as I understood it from my anthropology classes arose from co-operation and collective hunting and gathering societies. Gee, we got all this from violence? Wowzers!

  198. Re:Those who join will become killers. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    It's funny how ignorant people are of it. Ever wonder why people pay their bills? Why they obey the law? Morals and ethics and all that stuff is just a crutch.. the real reason is that, if they don't, men with guns will come and take them away.

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  199. geeks dont go for pack runs? by CaptYossarian · · Score: 1

    tell that to the Marine sigint community. brawn and brains are not mutually exclusive. the air force just likes to mollycoddle their lil pookies so they dont get butthurt. the Corps sets its standards high no matter what job it needs done. fuckin zoomies just dont want to man up to the fact that they are in fact supposed to be WARFIGHTERS. as in COMBATANTS. last thing i want to do is have to drag some fattie out of a firefight or from a flaming humvee and get picked off because i cant lug him to safety fast enough. or worse, be hit myself and have to rely on some scrawny pencil-neck that feels his flak jacket is too heavy so he replaces the SAPI plates with styrofoam, and hes still strugglin to move with any speed and intensity.

  200. Re:Those who join will become killers. by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

    Counter examples to what exactly? All three of them were *murdered* because they couldn't convince everyone to agree with them. Without a doubt they did wonderful things, and are excellent role models. Is your post is meant to support my point by illustrating that even some of history's most power spiritual leaders could not convince everyone to agree with them? That they could not bring peace? (Spiritual peace, yes. But we're talking about lack of physical or economic conflict.)

    Incidentally, Jesus's lesson to "turn the other cheek" is appeasement (maybe) or an example of "taking the higher road." Sure you would be a better person if you did this. But I don't see how that would prevent violence. In his case, it certainly did not.

    Maybe restate what you are trying to say; I do not think I understand your post...

  201. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Foreign support for one or more of the factions is also a normal part of civil wars. As an example I present to you the Finnish civil war, which had everything from foreign military support to terrorism.

  202. Re:Those who join will become killers. by dave420 · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about terrorists, but the coalition forces. Terrorists don't even figure in this, as I thought the coalition held itself to a higher standard than that. My point about the attack on the Bradley involved absolutely no-one else with weapons, just the US army. I'm interested in hearing how you absolve the US army of any blame for targetting, and killing, unarmed civilians (including a journalist live on TV). I know civilians will be killed in war, but as soon as we start to actively target civilians in order to minimise our losses (as we did when we targetted Saddam's supposed hideouts before he was captured, which were in built-up areas, which killed a bunch of families), we get dangerously close to the same tactics as these "terrorists" (insurgents) you speak of - not caring about civilian casualties in order to help ease our own losses. Bowing to pressure at home has caused the US forces in particular to switch to airstrikes from fighting on the ground, which has significantly raised the levels of civilians killed, which demonstrates the US forces' preference for the very civilians they're fighting for to die before their own people. Just like the insurgents, just like Al Qaida. Your point?

  203. The insignia surprised me for a tic... by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    I thought they ripped my old outfit - "the lightning fast chicken fookers" - off. But guess that izn't an eagle claw.

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  204. Re:Those who join will become killers. by downix · · Score: 1

    I do actually know the Geneva Accords, and they do cover situations where there lacks an organized army, such as in an insurgency. When captured, such people are to be held in CIVILIAN custody, and prosecuted using CIVILIAN authority. Military prisons are strictly frowned upon for private citizens taking up arms against an occupying force.

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  205. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm positive we could, although we'd have to replace fuel from imported oil with fuel generated from coal. Not a very efficient solution because it outputs just as much carbon or more.

    BUT, I think with a 10-100x increase in R&D spending we could give a big F-U to the middle east. In 4 years we could certainly have a rock solid plan that would allow us to replace oil consumption in 10-20 years.

  206. Re:Those who join will become killers. by daigu · · Score: 1

    I'll suggest that communication alone may never bring peace, because communication does not address disagreement at the philosophical level. It just defines the boundaries of the disagreement.

    Well, the parent post made an argument that the military does not kill civilians. The person you are replying to basically called B.S., and they made the argument that killing results in more killing.

    You replied to this person with a vague argument - but one that seems to argue that wars and killing are necessary, particularly when we disagree with people on the philosophic level. I was pointing out three examples of people that had disagreements on a philosophic level and did not use violence.

    Now, the problem for you is to indicate where their actions of submitting to violence - in the form of being sent to prison, physically attacked or what have you - that was the source of more violence. I don't think you can - which is why you moved the discussion to world peace or total agreement.

    My counter-examples were attacking the way you changed the framework to suggest that non-violence (cast as appeasement, acting without integrity, etc.) leads to violence. I provided three counter-examples - where I don't think you can claim that the actions of these three men caused more violence. In fact, I think you can make a plausible argument that their efforts minimialized it. If true, that puts your argument on shaky footing and you have to do more work.

  207. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you finally got modded up! And "interesting", to boot! It is now time for you to retreat to your cave in the basement and jack off to the Microsoft certification study aids that you have been trying to master for the past ten years.

    Then your mutant grandmother will shit on your face.

  208. Re:Those who join will become killers. by Knara · · Score: 1

    Or, ya know, the American Civil War.

    Not quite as well taught, but the major powers certain took sides and offered support in that one.

  209. Re:Those who join will become killers. by BlindIdiotGod · · Score: 1

    ...perhaps, instead of "stop[ping] being human", we could consciously change what "being human" MEANS?

  210. Re:Those who join will become killers. by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

    OK. Sorry for the late response. I do not read much /. any more!

    The short response is that you have assumed a claim or a conclusion that I never made: I never said that responding to conflict in a nonviolent way would increase violence. I also never said war or killing was necessary. I think maybe you meant to respond to a different poster?

    I am arguing against the statement that "communication is the only way to stop violence." Your counterpoint examples *support* my argument. But I do not see how the challenges in your follow-up clarification counter my arguments in any way...

    Here's the longer response:

    My original point was simply that communication alone cannot resolve undebatable disagreements-- some of which lead to conflict. I did not at any point argue that wars and killing are necessary. I was merely pointing out that if you and I (for example) disagree about something worth killing each other over, all communication does is define the points of our disagreement. But it does not have to lead to violence as you seem to have wrongly concluded from my post.

    My response to your counter examples was to agree that Jesus, Ghandi, and Dr. King did not use violence, but I noted that they were still killed. Again, I did not ever suggest that their nonviolent methods led to more violence in the large-- only that they were killed by people who chose to remain their enemies. This is exactly what I was arguing originally-- that communication and "other methods" are not guaranteed to stop the killing. Repeat: A nonviolent or peaceful response to conflict does *not* necessarily end the killing or violence. You can be 100% peaceful and still have enemies that want you dead or want to do you harm. Your three murder victims illustrate that point very clearly and support my point very, very, very well.

    The other methods: lying, appeasement, bribery-- none of them are solutions for the points of conflict. They are all nonviolent options, but there is no reason why your enemy can't still hate you--or you him for that matter. The last option, "everyone on earth in agreement" is plain unrealistic, though some seem to think that it is possible on some issues.

    I think I see where you are headed in your original response, but I really think that you should re-read my original post. Your arguments are based on conclusions and arguments that I never made-- which is why I found your post confusing.

    If you are in fact responding to my post, then you have severely misinterpreted my arguments and have drawn the wrong conclusion. I was never arguing about the necessity of violence, nor did I try to justify violence and war. I was arguing against the statement that "communication and other methods" were the "only answer" to the killing. Since "the killing" can happen on both sides of the fight, one party responding nonviolently does not prevent the other side from continuing the violence or killing. Again, Jesus, MLK, Ghandi and their respective killers are perfect examples of this point.

    In response to your clarifications: Since I never laid any framework suggesting that nonviolence leads to violence, or that violence is necessary, and since I never introduced any language related to world peace, I do not understand what you are asking me to argue. You have asked me to support conclusions that I didn't make and that are not even relevant to my original post...

  211. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 1

    So what. In Iraq, the MAJORITY of the insurgents (terrorists) are foreigners. This makes it an invasion, not a civil war.

    If a bunch of US citizens snuck into Quebec and started shooting things up in a bid for that providences independence, would you call it a civil war?

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  212. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    So what. In Iraq, the MAJORITY of the insurgents (terrorists) are foreigners.
    Now you're just making stuff up. According to Major General Joseph Taluto, the majority of insurgents are Iraqi:

    "General Taluto said "99.9 per cent" of those captured fighting the US were Iraqis, but was also adamant most people in Iraq wanted a free, democratic and independent country."


    If you're going to make outrageous claims like that, I would like some kind of source. And that source will have to be from outside of the US government, those jokers have zero credibility.
  213. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 1

    So 99.9% of those captured are Iraqi. That tells us --- well, that 99.9% of those captured are Iraqis. That's it. It doesn't tell us one bit about the nationality of everyone fighting. It doesn't tell us a thing about the nationality of suicide bombers (the fact that the terrorists started using mentally challenged Iraqis for suicide bombings suggests they ran out of mentally competent volunteers in Iraq).

    Why are you arguing for these pieces of scum? What do people have to do for you to denounce them? Considering the evil shit you refuse to notice, my guess is the ONLY thing needed for a denouncement is "American". Maybe also "Jew".

    I bet I'm right. I bet you automatically assume the worse about Americans and American policy, and would tolerate mass murder from anyone else.

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  214. Re:Those who join will become killers. by rossz · · Score: 1

    ell, the parent post made an argument that the military does not kill civilians. The person you are replying to basically called B.S., and they made the argument that killing results in more killing.


    That's not what I said. I said they do not TARGET civilians. I never said the military does not kill civilians. When you fight a war in cities and towns, it's impossible to avoid civilian casualties. The difference between the US military and the terrorist scum is our military tries to avoid civilian casualties. The terrorist scumbag (that so many here wish to defend) strategy is to target the civilians.

    And as for the argument that killing causes more killing. I say this. The terrorists will not stop killing until everyone has been killed or converted to Islam. And even then I doubt they will stop since they disagree with each other about what is the "true word of allah". So not killing will result in the terrorists not having opposition.

    Which do you pick? Slavery or death? Those are your only two choices if you reject the third choice of "fight back".
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  215. Re:Those who join will become killers. by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    So 99.9% of those captured are Iraqi. That tells us --- well, that 99.9% of those captured are Iraqis. That's it. It doesn't tell us one bit about the nationality of everyone fighting.
    I see. So I guess you think that the Iraqi insurgents are all incompetent fools that get captured all the time, while the elite foreign insurgents run around killing people. Sure.

    Why are you arguing for these pieces of scum? What do people have to do for you to denounce them? Considering the evil shit you refuse to notice, my guess is the ONLY thing needed for a denouncement is "American". Maybe also "Jew".
    I've never bought into the nationalistic tribe mentality, so I don't denounce groups of people.

    I bet I'm right. I bet you automatically assume the worse about Americans and American policy, and would tolerate mass murder from anyone else.
    I've always been interested in history, and if there's something I've learned it's to never take the actions of countries at face value. I automatically assume the worst about the foreign policy of all countries, and consider information from governments with a vested interest propaganda.

    There is no "Us" and "Them". There is literally thousands of different factions in the world working towards different goals, some of them cooperating, some of them fighting each other. Going around hating some of them will only give you high blood pressure.
  216. Re:Those who join will become killers. by daigu · · Score: 1

    Semantics. We have a long history of TARGETing civilians - Hiroshima and the firebombing of Japan being perhaps the best example. While there is a difference between a professional soldier and an insurgent, events like Abu Ghraib or turning Saddam over to vigilante justice, suggests that the line can, and frequently does, get crossed.

    And your argument that the terrorists won't stop killing until everyone is killed or converted to Islam is not based in fact. For one, they don't have the capability, anymore than Christian Identity groups or militia groups can secede from the United States. In other words, they have neither the capability to enslave or kill, we only need to "fight back" in the same way we "fight back" other forms of criminal activity - by doing police work.

    I served in the military, during the first Iraq War. It's been my experience that people most in favor of military solutions have never been in the service or in combat. Care to share what war you served in?