1. I agree with this post/the user is my butt sex partner
2. I do not agree with this post, no matter how insightful or true it is/the user denied me access to his man pussy
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If you selected 2, moderate to -5 Flamebait/Troll
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12 Simple Steps to Quit Slashdot
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· Score: -1
The Twelve Steps, originated by Alcoholics Anonymous, now applied to Slashdot. This is the spritual foundation for personal recovery from the effects of Slashaholism, not only for the slashaholic, but also for their friends and family.
Many members of 12-step recovery programs have found that these steps were not merely a way to stop commenting, reading, and retardedly clicking on every link (including all those Goatse links you fags like), but they became a guide toward a new way of life.
Step 1: Honesty
After many years of denial, recovery can begin when with one simple admission of being powerless over CmdrTaco -- for Slashaholics and their friends and family. The Goatse man also owns you, so you should admit that too.
Step 2: Faith
Have faith in the fact that if you stop now - you will be saved. Not only saved but you will never ever have to read or hear about Jon Katz again. Well, I take that back - you will hear about him again, on a legitimate news site where you read that he was finally caught and convicted to the Goatse Man chamber for raping kids.
Step 3: Surrender
A lifetime of slashdot will destroy your soul. Keep in mind that Slashdot is worthless. It does you no good and it is hurting your family. Surrender to the temptation of posting a useful article to slashdot. Surrender to the temptation of even visiting this disease.
Step 4: Soul Searching
Search your soul - why did you first come to Slashdot? WHY? What is here for you? These people are not your friends. They are disgusting dirties that give a general smell to themselves and everyone around you. You all probably notice it when you go places at people look at you funny. It's because you smell like shit.
Step 5: Integrity
Integrity. Not much more needs to be said here. Of course to have integrity one must not smell, and one must have a positive self image. This is also to say - you cannot be the dirty hippie you want to be. So, stop praying to your sun crystals and take a shower.
Step 6: Acceptance
Accept that you will never visit the Slashdot site again. Katz wants you around because you are most likely 14 and he digs little kids.
Step 7: Humility
Practice some humility in your life. Know your place - it is not being a bottom rung goatse link follower at slashdot. The sooner you break the chains of slashdot the sooner you can raise yourself out of the gutter.
Step 8: Willingness
Making a list of those harmed before coming into recovery may sound simple. Becoming willing to actually make those amends is the difficult part. Think of what your parents think about you...are they proud of their dirty anti-shower homosexual hippie child? What about your friends - and not your imaginary friends you fuck hippies. The trees are not alive.
Step 9: Forgiveness
Making amends may seem like a bitter pill to swallow, but for those serious about recovery it can be great medicine for the spirit and soul. Once you have stopped visiting Slashdot - you should take the steps to appologize to your friends (not your imaginary friends, fags) and your family about what an ass you have been over the past X months/years at slashdot. Tell them you are sorry and you didn't know. Tell them you were sucked in my the Goatse Man's ass chamber.
Step 10: Maintenance
Nobody likes to admit to being wrong. But it is absolutely necessary to maintain spiritual progress in recovery. You've visited slashdot and actively engaged in the slashdot moderation system. While this makes you a complete flaming homosexual - there is still hope. You've done wrong in the past - let's make the future a brighter and better place, for everyone.
Step 11: Making Contact
Break the bonds of slashdot that hold you prisoner. You can simply GO OUTSIDE! You fuck hippies could probably use the fresh air - at least it would give your parents a chance to clear out the old smelly air within your room.
Step 12: Service
As a community service. Stop using the internet for at least 1 year. Why you ask? You do this because you have committed sins against the internet community by actively being a part of slashdot. This year off will give you time to reflect about what you have done and about who you have hurt. Also, keep in mind - by the time your year is up - there is no way in hell Slashdot will be online. For one, Jon Katz will surely have been found raping children in the slashdot offices which will destroy the company. If not Katz then the website will fail with it's to be introduced subscription services. Not only will the temptation of slashdot be gone - but the year off of the internet will give you a chance to meet real people - and actually make friends.
Follow these steps are your life will be rich and full.
1. I agree with this post/the user is my butt sex partner
2. I do not agree with this post, no matter how insightful or true it is/the user denied me access to his man pussy
If you selected 1, moderate to +5 Insighful
If you selected 2, moderate to -5 Flamebait/Troll
Again, the rainbow of gayness that is slashdot - shines through again!
Seeing that this is about a month old here is the
Google cache of the release and information.
Mozilla Sucks Cock and Balls
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Google Juice
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· Score: -1
Can someone explain why Mozilla for Windows sucks ass? The buttons and menus are all fucked up...the colors of pictures are all incorrect, it doesn't minimize, the pages render incorrectly...oh yeah - this sure is a replacement for IE...
Does anyone care to comment on these? This is version 0.9.9 - just released as a milestone! Oh yeah - it's ready for primetime baby! Open Source shit.
I saw on the news today some fat stinking slice of hog flesh woman from NC thinks she has "beaten" that crack addict jared. She claims she lost 230 lbs by eating subway.
Fuck Jared, Fuck Clay, Fuck the new Fat Hog...lazy fucks. Jared's addiction to crack and meth will haunt him in the end.
WOW - you got modded as the first comment before the second comment was made! I think the editors didn't like your comment. You must not be a homosexual.
I enjoyed a subway sandwich. It seems to be the monday routine to enjoy the roast beef curtains.
Oh yeah, Jon Katz is a flaming homosexual. Then again, if you are reading this (esp. on Slashdot) - you are probably a fag too.
Of course this is slashdot so my comments will most likely go unheard... BUT! That's fine if everyone wants to be a closed minded moron...so be it.
Linux - does it have... Stability? No. Usuability? No. Effeciency? No.
This reminds me of when I visited Colorado last year for spring break. There was this girl I knew and saw there. I brought up a similar topic of conversation with her. While somewhat suprised at her answer - I can see why. She simply said to me...Linux will never be for the desktop. When I asked why? She did tell.
She said that as long as the linux community is so bent on posting crap to Slashdot and as long as the high percentage of fags on slashdot never get to see a woman pussy - Linux will never be for the desktop.
To this day I treat her wisdom and spoken word as truth.
Myth: Being a dirty faggot slashdot reader is a healthy enterprise to be in. Thus, having no friends is good. Fact: Being a friendless dirty hippie will get you know where - you are on a crash course. See here for instructions on how to quit.
The Twelve Steps, originated by Alcoholics Anonymous, now applied to Slashdot. This is the spritual foundation for personal recovery from the effects of Slashaholism, not only for the slashaholic, but also for their friends and family.
Many members of 12-step recovery programs have found that these steps were not merely a way to stop commenting, reading, and retardedly clicking on every link (including all those Goatse links you fags like), but they became a guide toward a new way of life.
Step 1: Honesty
After many years of denial, recovery can begin when with one simple admission of being powerless over CmdrTaco -- for Slashaholics and their friends and family. The Goatse man also owns you, so you should admit that too.
Step 2: Faith
Have faith in the fact that if you stop now - you will be saved. Not only saved but you will never ever have to read or hear about Jon Katz again. Well, I take that back - you will hear about him again, on a legitimate news site where you read that he was finally caught and convicted to the Goatse Man chamber for raping kids.
Step 3: Surrender
A lifetime of slashdot will destroy your soul. Keep in mind that Slashdot is worthless. It does you no good and it is hurting your family. Surrender to the temptation of posting a useful article to slashdot. Surrender to the temptation of even visiting this disease.
Step 4: Soul Searching
Search your soul - why did you first come to Slashdot? WHY? What is here for you? These people are not your friends. They are disgusting dirties that give a general smell to themselves and everyone around you. You all probably notice it when you go places at people look at you funny. It's because you smell like shit.
Step 5: Integrity
Integrity. Not much more needs to be said here. Of course to have integrity one must not smell, and one must have a positive self image. This is also to say - you cannot be the dirty hippie you want to be. So, stop praying to your sun crystals and take a shower.
Step 6: Acceptance
Accept that you will never visit the Slashdot site again. Katz wants you around because you are most likely 14 and he digs little kids.
Step 7: Humility
Practice some humility in your life. Know your place - it is not being a bottom rung goatse link follower at slashdot. The sooner you break the chains of slashdot the sooner you can raise yourself out of the gutter.
Step 8: Willingness
Making a list of those harmed before coming into recovery may sound simple. Becoming willing to actually make those amends is the difficult part. Think of what your parents think about you...are they proud of their dirty anti-shower homosexual hippie child? What about your friends - and not your imaginary friends you fuck hippies. The trees are not alive.
Step 9: Forgiveness
Making amends may seem like a bitter pill to swallow, but for those serious about recovery it can be great medicine for the spirit and soul. Once you have stopped visiting Slashdot - you should take the steps to appologize to your friends (not your imaginary friends, fags) and your family about what an ass you have been over the past X months/years at slashdot. Tell them you are sorry and you didn't know. Tell them you were sucked in my the Goatse Man's ass chamber.
Step 10: Maintenance
Nobody likes to admit to being wrong. But it is absolutely necessary to maintain spiritual progress in recovery. You've visited slashdot and actively engaged in the slashdot moderation system. While this makes you a complete flaming homosexual - there is still hope. You've done wrong in the past - let's make the future a brighter and better place, for everyone.
Step 11: Making Contact
Break the bonds of slashdot that hold you prisoner. You can simply GO OUTSIDE! You fuck hippies could probably use the fresh air - at least it would give your parents a chance to clear out the old smelly air within your room.
Step 12: Service
As a community service. Stop using the internet for at least 1 year. Why you ask? You do this because you have committed sins against the internet community by actively being a part of slashdot. This year off will give you time to reflect about what you have done and about who you have hurt. Also, keep in mind - by the time your year is up - there is no way in hell Slashdot will be online. For one, Jon Katz will surely have been found raping children in the slashdot offices which will destroy the company. If not Katz then the website will fail with it's to be introduced subscription services. Not only will the temptation of slashdot be gone - but the year off of the internet will give you a chance to meet real people - and actually make friends.
Follow these steps are your life will be rich and full.
That is why every electronic product I can buy is from Sony. I agree that you dirties should not be able to download your stolen music. Your information may want to be free but the price of distribution and artist promotion are not. Do you plan on footing the bill? You obviously hvae problems purchasing a $12 CD right now...
No one would know about 95% of the bands that are currently or have ever been popular had it not been for the RIAA.
Get your head out of your ass.
Slashdot Mirror
Fucking Jon Katz must die.
If you selected 1, moderate to +5 Insighful
If you selected 2, moderate to -5 Flamebait/Troll
Again, the rainbow of gayness that is slashdot - shines through again!
The Twelve Steps, originated by Alcoholics Anonymous, now applied to Slashdot. This is the spritual foundation for personal recovery from the effects of Slashaholism, not only for the slashaholic, but also for their friends and family.
Many members of 12-step recovery programs have found that these steps were not merely a way to stop commenting, reading, and retardedly clicking on every link (including all those Goatse links you fags like), but they became a guide toward a new way of life.
Step 1: Honesty
After many years of denial, recovery can begin when with one simple admission of being powerless over CmdrTaco -- for Slashaholics and their friends and family. The Goatse man also owns you, so you should admit that too.
Step 2: Faith
Have faith in the fact that if you stop now - you will be saved. Not only saved but you will never ever have to read or hear about Jon Katz again. Well, I take that back - you will hear about him again, on a legitimate news site where you read that he was finally caught and convicted to the Goatse Man chamber for raping kids.
Step 3: Surrender
A lifetime of slashdot will destroy your soul. Keep in mind that Slashdot is worthless. It does you no good and it is hurting your family. Surrender to the temptation of posting a useful article to slashdot. Surrender to the temptation of even visiting this disease.
Step 4: Soul Searching
Search your soul - why did you first come to Slashdot? WHY? What is here for you? These people are not your friends. They are disgusting dirties that give a general smell to themselves and everyone around you. You all probably notice it when you go places at people look at you funny. It's because you smell like shit.
Step 5: Integrity
Integrity. Not much more needs to be said here. Of course to have integrity one must not smell, and one must have a positive self image. This is also to say - you cannot be the dirty hippie you want to be. So, stop praying to your sun crystals and take a shower.
Step 6: Acceptance
Accept that you will never visit the Slashdot site again. Katz wants you around because you are most likely 14 and he digs little kids.
Step 7: Humility
Practice some humility in your life. Know your place - it is not being a bottom rung goatse link follower at slashdot. The sooner you break the chains of slashdot the sooner you can raise yourself out of the gutter.
Step 8: Willingness
Making a list of those harmed before coming into recovery may sound simple. Becoming willing to actually make those amends is the difficult part. Think of what your parents think about you...are they proud of their dirty anti-shower homosexual hippie child? What about your friends - and not your imaginary friends you fuck hippies. The trees are not alive.
Step 9: Forgiveness
Making amends may seem like a bitter pill to swallow, but for those serious about recovery it can be great medicine for the spirit and soul. Once you have stopped visiting Slashdot - you should take the steps to appologize to your friends (not your imaginary friends, fags) and your family about what an ass you have been over the past X months/years at slashdot. Tell them you are sorry and you didn't know. Tell them you were sucked in my the Goatse Man's ass chamber.
Step 10: Maintenance
Nobody likes to admit to being wrong. But it is absolutely necessary to maintain spiritual progress in recovery. You've visited slashdot and actively engaged in the slashdot moderation system. While this makes you a complete flaming homosexual - there is still hope. You've done wrong in the past - let's make the future a brighter and better place, for everyone.
Step 11: Making Contact
Break the bonds of slashdot that hold you prisoner. You can simply GO OUTSIDE! You fuck hippies could probably use the fresh air - at least it would give your parents a chance to clear out the old smelly air within your room.
Step 12: Service
As a community service. Stop using the internet for at least 1 year. Why you ask? You do this because you have committed sins against the internet community by actively being a part of slashdot. This year off will give you time to reflect about what you have done and about who you have hurt. Also, keep in mind - by the time your year is up - there is no way in hell Slashdot will be online. For one, Jon Katz will surely have been found raping children in the slashdot offices which will destroy the company. If not Katz then the website will fail with it's to be introduced subscription services. Not only will the temptation of slashdot be gone - but the year off of the internet will give you a chance to meet real people - and actually make friends.
Follow these steps are your life will be rich and full.
If you selected 1, moderate to +5 Insighful
If you selected 2, moderate to -5 Flamebait/Troll
Again, the rainbow of gayness that is slashdot - shines through again!
Mod Parent Up!
Seeing that this is about a month old here is the Google cache of the release and information.
Can someone explain why Mozilla for Windows sucks ass? The buttons and menus are all fucked up...the colors of pictures are all incorrect, it doesn't minimize, the pages render incorrectly...oh yeah - this sure is a replacement for IE...
Does anyone care to comment on these? This is version 0.9.9 - just released as a milestone! Oh yeah - it's ready for primetime baby! Open Source shit.
I saw on the news today some fat stinking slice of hog flesh woman from NC thinks she has "beaten" that crack addict jared. She claims she lost 230 lbs by eating subway.
Fuck Jared, Fuck Clay, Fuck the new Fat Hog...lazy fucks. Jared's addiction to crack and meth will haunt him in the end.
First Post! Pour All Hots Grits This Way!
If you are hungry - perhaps Lunch is in order.
May I suggest one of the following places of food service (In no particular order): Baja Fresh, BW-3's, Jersey Mike's, Penn Station, or Burrito Joe's.
I think you'll find something you like on that list.
fucking jon katz. What a complete ass rod.
Do us all a favor: Quit. Stop writing because you aren't talented in any way.
You suck.
Thank You.
WOW - you got modded as the first comment before the second comment was made! I think the editors didn't like your comment. You must not be a homosexual.
Of course MSNBC has better coverage of this. Leave it to slashdot to drop the ball again.
RMS is Dying.
Thank You.
Gee -- that moderator really showed me a thing or two...I'M A TROLL!
In case anyone missed my previous post...
Steve Jobs must be giving out blowjobs at Slashdot today.
I'm sure Katz is happy - although I suppose Jobs is a lot older than what Katz is used to.
Labelled as a troll - although completely true.
Steve Jobs must be giving out blowjobs at Slashdot today.
I'm sure Katz is happy - although I suppose Jobs is a lot older than what Katz is used to.
Of course this is slashdot so my comments will most likely go unheard...
BUT! That's fine if everyone wants to be a closed minded moron...so be it.
Linux - does it have...
Stability? No.
Usuability? No.
Effeciency? No.
This reminds me of when I visited Colorado last year for spring break.
There was this girl I knew and saw there.
I brought up a similar topic of conversation with her.
While somewhat suprised at her answer - I can see why.
She simply said to me...Linux will never be for the desktop.
When I asked why? She did tell.
She said that as long as the linux community is so bent on posting crap to Slashdot and as long as the high percentage of fags on slashdot never get to see a woman pussy - Linux will never be for the desktop.
To this day I treat her wisdom and spoken word as truth.
Thank You.
Myth: Being a dirty faggot slashdot reader is a healthy enterprise to be in. Thus, having no friends is good.
Fact: Being a friendless dirty hippie will get you know where - you are on a crash course. See here for instructions on how to quit.
Here is Amazon's Review. Not bad, and much better than the slashdot review above.
The Twelve Steps, originated by Alcoholics Anonymous, now applied to Slashdot. This is the spritual foundation for personal recovery from the effects of Slashaholism, not only for the slashaholic, but also for their friends and family.
Many members of 12-step recovery programs have found that these steps were not merely a way to stop commenting, reading, and retardedly clicking on every link (including all those Goatse links you fags like), but they became a guide toward a new way of life.
Step 1: Honesty
After many years of denial, recovery can begin when with one simple admission of being powerless over CmdrTaco -- for Slashaholics and their friends and family. The Goatse man also owns you, so you should admit that too.
Step 2: Faith
Have faith in the fact that if you stop now - you will be saved. Not only saved but you will never ever have to read or hear about Jon Katz again. Well, I take that back - you will hear about him again, on a legitimate news site where you read that he was finally caught and convicted to the Goatse Man chamber for raping kids.
Step 3: Surrender
A lifetime of slashdot will destroy your soul. Keep in mind that Slashdot is worthless. It does you no good and it is hurting your family. Surrender to the temptation of posting a useful article to slashdot. Surrender to the temptation of even visiting this disease.
Step 4: Soul Searching
Search your soul - why did you first come to Slashdot? WHY? What is here for you? These people are not your friends. They are disgusting dirties that give a general smell to themselves and everyone around you. You all probably notice it when you go places at people look at you funny. It's because you smell like shit.
Step 5: Integrity
Integrity. Not much more needs to be said here. Of course to have integrity one must not smell, and one must have a positive self image. This is also to say - you cannot be the dirty hippie you want to be. So, stop praying to your sun crystals and take a shower.
Step 6: Acceptance
Accept that you will never visit the Slashdot site again. Katz wants you around because you are most likely 14 and he digs little kids.
Step 7: Humility
Practice some humility in your life. Know your place - it is not being a bottom rung goatse link follower at slashdot. The sooner you break the chains of slashdot the sooner you can raise yourself out of the gutter.
Step 8: Willingness
Making a list of those harmed before coming into recovery may sound simple. Becoming willing to actually make those amends is the difficult part. Think of what your parents think about you...are they proud of their dirty anti-shower homosexual hippie child? What about your friends - and not your imaginary friends you fuck hippies. The trees are not alive.
Step 9: Forgiveness
Making amends may seem like a bitter pill to swallow, but for those serious about recovery it can be great medicine for the spirit and soul. Once you have stopped visiting Slashdot - you should take the steps to appologize to your friends (not your imaginary friends, fags) and your family about what an ass you have been over the past X months/years at slashdot. Tell them you are sorry and you didn't know. Tell them you were sucked in my the Goatse Man's ass chamber.
Step 10: Maintenance
Nobody likes to admit to being wrong. But it is absolutely necessary to maintain spiritual progress in recovery. You've visited slashdot and actively engaged in the slashdot moderation system. While this makes you a complete flaming homosexual - there is still hope. You've done wrong in the past - let's make the future a brighter and better place, for everyone.
Step 11: Making Contact
Break the bonds of slashdot that hold you prisoner. You can simply GO OUTSIDE! You fuck hippies could probably use the fresh air - at least it would give your parents a chance to clear out the old smelly air within your room.
Step 12: Service
As a community service. Stop using the internet for at least 1 year. Why you ask? You do this because you have committed sins against the internet community by actively being a part of slashdot. This year off will give you time to reflect about what you have done and about who you have hurt. Also, keep in mind - by the time your year is up - there is no way in hell Slashdot will be online. For one, Jon Katz will surely have been found raping children in the slashdot offices which will destroy the company. If not Katz then the website will fail with it's to be introduced subscription services. Not only will the temptation of slashdot be gone - but the year off of the internet will give you a chance to meet real people - and actually make friends.
Follow these steps are your life will be rich and full.
That is why every electronic product I can buy is from Sony. I agree that you dirties should not be able to download your stolen music. Your information may want to be free but the price of distribution and artist promotion are not.
Do you plan on footing the bill? You obviously hvae problems purchasing a $12 CD right now...
No one would know about 95% of the bands that are currently or have ever been popular had it not been for the RIAA.
Get your head out of your ass.
Geez...if you're going to link to a story - at least make it the correct link. Here, Microsoft to open the source of Windows XP.
Here is the Google cache of the page. Enjoy!
I think Yahoo News coverage is better for this story. They mention that you can get a beta version of these if you sign up. See article for details.