a) I don't give a fuck about Microsoft, FreeBSD, or turds. b) Supersuckers? Never heard of them. c) Choke on a cock you fucking feeb. d) Get yourself some balls and log in.
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company, And they asked me if I could drive a truck, And I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes, And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake, And I also took one for later, And I took one for my friend Farmboy, And I took one to bring home, And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes. So I take five cakes to eat on the way, And I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert. I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. And I miss everybody a lot, But I'm not really sorry, Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Trash on the dock : fucking deal Command line only : log in as >CONSOLE, or hold command + v at boot time. Files on other hard drives : never had a problem SCSI/vid card : I can kp any linux with a fonky scsi card. bash as default shell : don't tell me you're a linux user if you could't figure that out workflow : call apple. explain that your "workflow" isn't jiving. prepare to be laughed at. root business : never once has that happened. enter admin password and away you go. don't make stuff up. just to prove your point.
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Wait a minute...so, low karma is bad? God damnit, I've had it backwards until now.
I love slashdot!
Uhmmmm....
Ok, then.
a) I don't give a fuck about Microsoft, FreeBSD, or turds.
b) Supersuckers? Never heard of them.
c) Choke on a cock you fucking feeb.
d) Get yourself some balls and log in.
I'm flattered, but you shouldn't have.
I deflect this claimed post to the good people at Absolut Vodka, who have done much to enrich our lives.
Salud!
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
Yup, there's your problem.
Unknown error number
ROFL
Amon Tobin
Paris Streatham
<instumental>
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,
And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company,
And they asked me if I could drive a truck,
And I said yes and they said you're hired.
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,
And I also took one for later,
And I took one for my friend Farmboy,
And I took one to bring home,
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.
So I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.
So I take five cakes to eat on the way,
And I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the
rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot,
But I'm not really sorry,
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
I think you should know that I hold a patent on the (instrumental) joke. Or maybe I don't.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon. Or maybe you won't.
I was wondering where you were.
There you are.
Mod me down for saying it, hate me for posting it during the blackout., but that was fucking beautiful.
yup. copyright infringement. can't mirror. look at the whole google vs. dmca thing.
no complete sentences today. too stoned.
I really wish I had the time to write up web pages about how other people are using their shells. Unfortunately, I'm busy using my shell.
Sure, the cat process is unnecessary, but I don't understand why anyone would get so worked up about it.
But can we get back to the sort-of-funny stupid jokes?
You forgot to make clean, but I'll let it slide.
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
When I think about The Lyrics Guy, I touch myself.
Trash on the dock : fucking deal
Command line only : log in as >CONSOLE, or hold command + v at boot time.
Files on other hard drives : never had a problem
SCSI/vid card : I can kp any linux with a fonky scsi card.
bash as default shell : don't tell me you're a linux user if you could't figure that out
workflow : call apple. explain that your "workflow" isn't jiving. prepare to be laughed at.
root business : never once has that happened. enter admin password and away you go. don't make stuff up. just to prove your point.
News. America's "free press" is probably what lots of people are after.
If they only knew...
Therefore you should not rule in the possibility that it's remote.
Kind of a new low, isn't it?
Seriously, guys, it just isn't that hard to proofread posts. Ask the FedEx guy for help if you have to.
<Question> SweetAndSourJesus asks : Do you really think this is going to work?
<CmdrTaco> It's really more of a last-ditch effort kinda thing.
Just wait for 802.11XP. It'll be pretty much the same as 802.11.b, except it has wizards.
Nope, that's exactly what it does. Pretty lame, really. With no input, I still have to carry the Palm, so it's entrirely pointless.
looking good from here
and we're supposed to pay for it.
So, if I subscribe, do I get some kind of guarantee of service?
that's good enough for me.