You may fairly use my penis however you see fit. May I suggest a firm sucking or stroking motion. Preferably by someone who looks like her. None of you pasty-faced geeks need apply. Thank you.
You mean like selling our email addresses, Mr. Taco? Changed my address again 6 days ago, already getting spammed from ThinkGeek again. You can suck your caffeinated "Bawlz" back down your throat, thank you very much.
Once again Hollywood is so bereft of ideas they're reduced to imitating themselves. Bravo.
And I'm sure all you stupid consumers are more than ready to fork over $8 to go and watch this, right? And another $20 for the DVD. Money that'll just go to bribe another politician like Senator Hollings, which you'll be whipping yourself into a frenzy about next week.
And now a bunch of stupid consumers will look at that number and go to see it merely because with that much money grossed, it MUST be worth seeing. You seriously overestimate the intelligence of the average American consumer.
That's $30 you just blew on a few hours worth of entertainment. Good job wasting your money. You're quite the American consumer. Senator Hollings (D, Disney) thanks you for your contribution, too.
So more stupid consumers blew their money on this piece of garbage than on some other piece of garbage. Good job, people. Keep wasting your money feeding the Hollywood corporations. God forbid you actually stop to think about this stupidity for a moment -- you might stop consuming and cost them money!!
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Posted by pudge on 2002.05.10 11:30
from the next-big-thing-in-a-nutshell dept.
... Pudge, those letters aren't even adjacent. What's your balfunction, boy!?
Smoot, not quib.
No. But if you're a girl, or a 10 year-old boy, you may suck onto it.
Obviously, you need to get a better job. Like reading Slashdot and fapping off under the desk all day. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
I am NOT!!!
Oh, fuck...
Neither is "ObviousGuy."
Cane me harder!
Oh, yes, you were! And how!! And I just jizzed all over my monitor looking at this. Mmmm...
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*SQUIRT!!*
If I were gay, why am I fapping off to this as I write this? Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...!! *SQUIRT!!!*
*CHOMP!!!*
Oooooooooooooh, two bites at the same time!! wh00t! wh00t!! wh0o0o0oty-to0o0t-t0o0ot!!!
I love to reply with the obvious: *CHOMP*
Ow, let go! Let go!!
YHBT. YHL. HAND. And all that...
First off, it was only one American teenager. Secondly, that sounds like fun. But only if it's someone like her doing it to me. Mmm...
Baited breath, you good-for-nothing dumbass. Learn how to spell English. Yeesh.
You may fairly use my penis however you see fit. May I suggest a firm sucking or stroking motion. Preferably by someone who looks like her. None of you pasty-faced geeks need apply. Thank you.
I just farted, and DAMN does it smell bad!!! Wonder what I ate that made it that bad... probably all that monkey jizz...
Two words: Office Clippy.
You mean like selling our email addresses, Mr. Taco? Changed my address again 6 days ago, already getting spammed from ThinkGeek again. You can suck your caffeinated "Bawlz" back down your throat, thank you very much.
Once again Hollywood is so bereft of ideas they're reduced to imitating themselves. Bravo.
And I'm sure all you stupid consumers are more than ready to fork over $8 to go and watch this, right? And another $20 for the DVD. Money that'll just go to bribe another politician like Senator Hollings, which you'll be whipping yourself into a frenzy about next week.
Why do you all SUCK COCKS so much? I mean, what's the attraction? What's so great about COCKSUCKING? I want answers.
My ass hairs hurt. Sorry, just thought I'd mention that...
And now a bunch of stupid consumers will look at that number and go to see it merely because with that much money grossed, it MUST be worth seeing. You seriously overestimate the intelligence of the average American consumer.
That's $30 you just blew on a few hours worth of entertainment. Good job wasting your money. You're quite the American consumer. Senator Hollings (D, Disney) thanks you for your contribution, too.
So more stupid consumers blew their money on this piece of garbage than on some other piece of garbage. Good job, people. Keep wasting your money feeding the Hollywood corporations. God forbid you actually stop to think about this stupidity for a moment -- you might stop consuming and cost them money!!