Hey, don't cut it off, I need that! How can I fuck things without it!? They IP-banned you? Those bastards. Cut their penises off. Wait, Taco doesn't have a penis... but his "wife" Kathleen Fent does. Cut off "hers."
Please, bend down, and suck onto my penis. Savour its rich, meaty flavor in your mouth. And shut the holy fuck up while I'm spraying you with my man chowder. On second thought, shut the hell up right now.
Yes, my penis is, in fact, quite suitable for Beowulf clustering. Oh, you wanted to know about your penis? Well, I don't know. Unless it's at least 30cm (wide), I sort of doubt it is.
Even more amazing is that such a flimsy article got recognized on/.
Actually, this is WHY it got recognized on Slashdot. What's ACTUALLY amazing is that the Editor who posted the synopsis didn't try to work Microsoft into there.
That's all well and nice... but I wish Slashdot would stop spamming me and selling my email address. Each new address I create EXCLUSIVELY for Slashdot usage starts getting ThinkGeek and OSDN "offers" within 3-6 days. Thanks a lot, you filthy, hypocritical assholes.
You realize that whatever you discover becomes the property of the corporation that owns the program, right? After you use your computer to discover the cure for cancer, they can sell it back to you for a few hundred bucks. Wonderful idea.
(Knowledge of the existence of aliens isn't exactly something that can be owned. Knowledge of how to build a molecule is patentable.)
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At least it's good at something...
Get back to work down there, penguin!! HARDER!!
Is it nice there?
Hey, don't cut it off, I need that! How can I fuck things without it!? They IP-banned you? Those bastards. Cut their penises off. Wait, Taco doesn't have a penis... but his "wife" Kathleen Fent does. Cut off "hers."
Then the Monkey in the Whitehouse could throw you in jail for a bio-terror attack on the government.
Please, bend down, and suck onto my penis. Savour its rich, meaty flavor in your mouth. And shut the holy fuck up while I'm spraying you with my man chowder. On second thought, shut the hell up right now.
Yes, my penis is, in fact, quite suitable for Beowulf clustering. Oh, you wanted to know about your penis? Well, I don't know. Unless it's at least 30cm (wide), I sort of doubt it is.
Even more amazing is that such a flimsy article got recognized on /.
Actually, this is WHY it got recognized on Slashdot. What's ACTUALLY amazing is that the Editor who posted the synopsis didn't try to work Microsoft into there.
Oh, admit it, you love to rape women. Especially 12-year-olds.
Depends on who counts the ballots, and how.
Wow. That is... one... large... pig.
Animal sex is illegal!? Oh, fuck!!!
That's all well and nice... but I wish Slashdot would stop spamming me and selling my email address. Each new address I create EXCLUSIVELY for Slashdot usage starts getting ThinkGeek and OSDN "offers" within 3-6 days. Thanks a lot, you filthy, hypocritical assholes.
No, now they'll convince the filthy U.S. Government to back or outright start a revolution in the country.
193 comments and I didn't get to post one Anal Cox joke. Bugger, bugger, BUGGER!!!
We pay teachers here less than garbagemen
Maybe if the teachers did a better job cleaning up the garbage that is humanity we'd pay them as much as... garbagemen.
Hey, move to Boston. Ever heard of the Big Dig? They've already pissed $15 billion down a hole and gotten just shy of nowhere.
y'u c'n m'ke an'th'ng 'nto a c'ntrac'n, y'u id't.
...sucks balls. Lots of monkey balls.
How did 9-11 change your priorities in regards to spare CPU cycles? What, is there a distributed computing project to help out with this?
You realize that whatever you discover becomes the property of the corporation that owns the program, right? After you use your computer to discover the cure for cancer, they can sell it back to you for a few hundred bucks. Wonderful idea.
(Knowledge of the existence of aliens isn't exactly something that can be owned. Knowledge of how to build a molecule is patentable.)
You probably forgot to check off the [x] Willing to fellate the Editor checkbox when you submitted. Better luck next time.
He is deserving of a penis in the eye. I volunteer my penis. Let the skullfuck commence!!
Waw! Waw!