Ted Williams' heirs may be feuding over what to do with his body now that the legendary slugger has passed on to that field of dreams in the sky, but Larry Hagman, of dimly remembered "Dallas" and "I Dream of Jeannie" fame, is spelling out his last requests in no uncertain terms.
"When I die, I want my friends to eat me," Hagman told celebrity researcher Baird Jones the other day. "I want to be fed through a wood chipper, be spread over a wheat field, then have a cake baked from the crop for all my pals to munch on."
Don't think he hasn't contemplated the alternatives.
"Cremation's fine, but it uses an awful lot of energy," Hagman says. "Burying someone in a steel casket doesn't do any good. I want to return to the earth as soon as possible."
Thus, the cake plan.
"I want the cake to be made of half marijuana, which makes people so much less violent than booze, and people should learn to eat pot rather than smoke it because it damages the heart and lungs less that way," Hagman opines.
Shocked at the aging actor's drug endorsement? Hagman contends you shouldn't be, bleating, "It's high time someone my age talked this way."
Ted Williams' heirs may be feuding over what to do with his body now that the legendary slugger has passed on to that field of dreams in the sky, but Larry Hagman, of dimly remembered "Dallas" and "I Dream of Jeannie" fame, is spelling out his last requests in no uncertain terms.
"When I die, I want my friends to eat me," Hagman told celebrity researcher Baird Jones the other day. "I want to be fed through a wood chipper, be spread over a wheat field, then have a cake baked from the crop for all my pals to munch on."
Don't think he hasn't contemplated the alternatives.
"Cremation's fine, but it uses an awful lot of energy," Hagman says. "Burying someone in a steel casket doesn't do any good. I want to return to the earth as soon as possible."
Thus, the cake plan.
"I want the cake to be made of half marijuana, which makes people so much less violent than booze, and people should learn to eat pot rather than smoke it because it damages the heart and lungs less that way," Hagman opines.
Shocked at the aging actor's drug endorsement? Hagman contends you shouldn't be, bleating, "It's high time someone my age talked this way."
What a coincidence that you mention Phil Knight, because the Nike factory workers get paid about as much as OSS hackers do! But the Indonesians seem to have better hygiene.
Wrong, wrong, wrong! The familiar version of "you" in Middle/Early Modern language is "thou." If you can believe this, "the Lord's Prayer" was actually meant to be an intimate communication unto God, not a formality.
"You" comes to us from the French language, and its original use was restricted to the formal. Check Shakespeare's Othello for more information...
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Speaking on behalf of the United Nations, I officially recognize this post as FP.
Ted Williams' heirs may be feuding over what to do with his body now that the legendary slugger has passed on to that field of dreams in the sky, but Larry Hagman, of dimly remembered "Dallas" and "I Dream of Jeannie" fame, is spelling out his last requests in no uncertain terms.
"When I die, I want my friends to eat me," Hagman told celebrity researcher Baird Jones the other day. "I want to be fed through a wood chipper, be spread over a wheat field, then have a cake baked from the crop for all my pals to munch on."
Don't think he hasn't contemplated the alternatives.
"Cremation's fine, but it uses an awful lot of energy," Hagman says. "Burying someone in a steel casket doesn't do any good. I want to return to the earth as soon as possible."
Thus, the cake plan.
"I want the cake to be made of half marijuana, which makes people so much less violent than booze, and people should learn to eat pot rather than smoke it because it damages the heart and lungs less that way," Hagman opines.
Shocked at the aging actor's drug endorsement? Hagman contends you shouldn't be, bleating, "It's high time someone my age talked this way."
High being the operative word.
"When I die, I want my friends to eat me," Hagman told celebrity researcher Baird Jones the other day. "I want to be fed through a wood chipper, be spread over a wheat field, then have a cake baked from the crop for all my pals to munch on."
Don't think he hasn't contemplated the alternatives.
"Cremation's fine, but it uses an awful lot of energy," Hagman says. "Burying someone in a steel casket doesn't do any good. I want to return to the earth as soon as possible."
Thus, the cake plan.
"I want the cake to be made of half marijuana, which makes people so much less violent than booze, and people should learn to eat pot rather than smoke it because it damages the heart and lungs less that way," Hagman opines.
Shocked at the aging actor's drug endorsement? Hagman contends you shouldn't be, bleating, "It's high time someone my age talked this way."
High being the operative word.
to the altered state of drugachusetts...
That would be so much cooler than an "af robot."
And somewhere, an Indian is crying...
Hi there. Do you like to fuck a cheesewedge? Wooden U?
It's a group effort.
mod it down, then mod me up, then do a funny dance to commemerate the 41st anniversary of hit sitcom "Perfect Strangers!"
By a worthy opponent. I salute you, mr. cheez. Down with closeted karma whores...down with ACs!
Please post links to these 'dirty girls' so that I may examine them. TIA!
what the blue fuck are you talking about? have you been playing video games or what?
What a coincidence that you mention Phil Knight, because the Nike factory workers get paid about as much as OSS hackers do! But the Indonesians seem to have better hygiene.
ah, you know the rest...
Cack: A reflection into absurdity.
By: YourMissionForToday.
Cack: Cack cack cack cack!
Right, and you're going to have your brain put in an Adrianne Barbeau-bot, right?
I glued my nostrils together with airplane glue today...it was cool!
Peanuts? urethra? have those two ever been in the same sentence in the history of the English language?
It's still better. Only cheap bastiches use Linux...
This guy gets defenestration! Defenestration!
"You" comes to us from the French language, and its original use was restricted to the formal. Check Shakespeare's Othello for more information...
trolls rule this topic! Increase the +1 and increase the PEACE!
I hear that it doesn't take Kryptonite to get Migor on his knees in a men's bathroom!
suck my shit, filthy AC! My post is best!