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I just read a slashdot article that says "Publishing Now Counts as Now." What the blue fuck does that mean? I'm sure drunk, but still...
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Nice. Are you the guy that wrote the Kinks song too? Those are some good shit!
When, when will you know the touch of a woman?
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