The US military has much of the spectrum that other countries are using for cell-phone related services like text-messaging, simple online games (think 2-player tetris) and limited web browsing.
Supposedly, the US is mounting video cameras on soldiers' helmets that are transmitting along these frequencies and sending realtime data of the battlefield into the commanding officers' computers.
The US military will NOT give up this spectrum without a fight. We must lobby Congress to get this spectrum for the public, or be left even further behind than our European and Japanese friends. Think about it people: Snuff films for the military, or on-demand pr0n to my cell phone?
Haha! The Goatse hoax is a great idea. My favorite crapfloods are ASCII goatse and BankofAmerica_ATM. Trollaxor, Tasty Beef Jerky, and a ton of other trolls are also very funny. -1 is always funnier than any "beowulf cluster" shit that gets modded up to +5.
At least money is exchangeable for things like fruit roll-ups, deodorant, and blowjobs. Karma won't even get you a seat at the Wednesday Night Babylon 5 Aficionado gathering.
I admire your Buddha-like stance, but I'm really just encouraging people to post something of substance, as most on-topic stuff is just "me-too" shite while the offtopic stuff is usually pretty funny. But that's just me.
Just pretend this is FP...
This FP reads as follows:
Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!!
The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!!
The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
Hi, I just got DSL and I heard that hackers might try and take my creit card number. SO last night I stayed up late and downloaded Linux 7.2 for Red Hat and installed it on my old Gateway pentium 166.
It is hard. How do I make the firewall? I try typing in "firewall" but I can't get it to work. Help me out and I'll hoooook you up with WinXP corporate that I got from my friend Ray.
Hey, product placement has been working for durp-dealers since the old skool days of Mario Bros (shrooms, magic pills), to Narq (I still can't tell if it was for or against drug use), to Mr. Driller (need those damned air capsuls!!).
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Anonymous
Yeah, no shit! I fucking started making banana nut bread for two weeks straight after that game came out! Not to mention the myriad of phallic 'nana goodness in SMB makes you want to beat off something bad. On a completely (un)related note, does anyone else crave a cold glass of chocolate milk after gazing at the Gaper at goatse.cx for a while?
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Supposedly, the US is mounting video cameras on soldiers' helmets that are transmitting along these frequencies and sending realtime data of the battlefield into the commanding officers' computers.
The US military will NOT give up this spectrum without a fight. We must lobby Congress to get this spectrum for the public, or be left even further behind than our European and Japanese friends. Think about it people: Snuff films for the military, or on-demand pr0n to my cell phone?
Good luck, i am eagerly awaiting the future.
Eagerly awaiting version 2.
Hey, I'm half Sicilian, and I'm scraping the sky at 5'11". There ain't no 6'8" Sicilians...unless they're on stilts or something.
Congradulations, you've spawned a festering brood of horrible puns. Thank god no one is cloning the responses.
Haha! The Goatse hoax is a great idea. My favorite crapfloods are ASCII goatse and BankofAmerica_ATM. Trollaxor, Tasty Beef Jerky, and a ton of other trolls are also very funny. -1 is always funnier than any "beowulf cluster" shit that gets modded up to +5.
I admire your Buddha-like stance, but I'm really just encouraging people to post something of substance, as most on-topic stuff is just "me-too" shite while the offtopic stuff is usually pretty funny. But that's just me.
Rim-ram my jimmity jim jam AC fucktwat.
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
Plz tell me soon because I want to get all those ISOZ now that Im on BROADBNAD!!!!
It is hard. How do I make the firewall? I try typing in "firewall" but I can't get it to work. Help me out and I'll hoooook you up with WinXP corporate that I got from my friend Ray.
a poem by YourMissionForToday
I felt up your girlfriend
In the empty parking lot.
My hands and mouth were on her breasts.
And as she began to take my cock in her mouth
I looked over and saw the boarded-up cavity that was once a prosperous theater.
I heard the echoes of long-dead laughter, and melancholy crept over me as I reached climax
Afterwards, she spit my remains in a discarded Burger King cup.
I tried to hold her, but she was distant.
She began to talk about all those little things you do that annoy her.
I felt up your girlfriend
but I think she loves you still.
or your cock is bigger
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Anonymous
Yeah, no shit! I fucking started making banana nut bread for two weeks straight after that game came out! Not to mention the myriad of phallic 'nana goodness in SMB makes you want to beat off something bad. On a completely (un)related note, does anyone else crave a cold glass of chocolate milk after gazing at the Gaper at goatse.cx for a while?