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  1. I have a stalker who thinks I'm stimulating him on Mind Control Delusions and the Web · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    Some of those now posting on mind-control sites say they are being remotely âoesexually stimulatedâ by their torturers.

    And from a letter from this guy to my mother's friend:

    Dear Cindy
    I want to let you know some of the details of whatâ(TM)s been happening to me because of this chip in my head. I know this is all very hard to believe, but I want to tell people because when the truth (and the chip) comes out, someone will know as far as I can tell the facts of what has been going on. It is as difficult for me to believe as it is for anyone else (except, of course, the others involved in this), but there are a lot of people besides those in Mexico who have spent a lot of time and money to keep this situation unknown to anyone but themselves.

    Nathan [redacted] and his friends(?) â" including â" believe it or not â" your old friends from Eckerd College Martha (Marty), Bruce [redacted], Bruce [redacted], Pat [redacted] and Peter [redacted] (Mr. Military History Major) â" have now had over 10 months to torture me and to use me as a guinea pig so they can learn how to manipulate this chip so as to cause my body and mind to react in different ways. Iâ(TM)ve actually âoespokenâ to each of these former college acquaintances of both of ours directly, and they identified themselves as such. (I write âoespokenâ with quotation marks because I never actually say anything out loud; everything I âoesayâ to them is actually me thinking.)

    I donât know exactly how it works myself, but by sending these electronic impulses to my brain via this chip, they are able to make me feel various sensations in my body, cause my eyes to water and distort my vision. They seem to take particular delight in making my asshole twitch and my penis to feel impulses â" without an erection, although there are reactions in other body areas as well. Itâ(TM)s not exactly pain, though. (I once read that pain is just a body location you are especially aware of. And thatâ(TM)s what this is.) Sometimes, I feel it in my arms, my legs, and they can manipulate my heartbeat as well. (They call it giving me a âoeheart attackâ.)

    By manipulating the volume control of this chip, all of the noises in my environment are greatly exaggerated so that the sound of my mother eating a potato chip or turning the page of a newspaper is so loud, itâ(TM)s maddening. Also, because of their transmission of sound via these microwaves â" cell phone transmissions â" my mother picks up on some of this because of her deafness, and, without noticing, she makes the sounds that they transmit. I hear her unknowingly repeat certain words over and over such as âoeI canâ(TM)t tell youâ and other innocuous phrases such as that. They have even caused her to âoesayâ things such as âoesuck my cockâ and âoefuck youâ without her knowing it. I know it sounds weird, but itâ(TM)s true. Because of her deafness, Mom sometimes unknowingly makes breathing noises, and this they have been able to somehow connect to.

    Iâ(TM)m not crazy. These things happen. They keep me from going to sleep, and wake me up several times each night. This happened at your house during both visits. As a matter of fact, Martha â" the little fat, giggly girl who was yours and Georganaâ(TM)s friend at Eckerd â" was listening to our conversations when I was visiting you. The former Eckerd or FPC people are presumably still living in the St. Pete/Tampa area. Somehow Nathan has connected with these people, and they are very much involved with this as well as others who I think must be what Don once referred to as his âoelittle circle of friends.â Even Sue [redacted] is in on this. The Eckerd people al

  2. Re:The goal of the media isnt to report on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 1

    (Tho Palin was hotter)

    Yes. Indeed. I would jackhammer that silly bitch flat. Drill, baby, drill!

    Mmmmmm...

  3. Re:The 2008 post-election drinking game on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 1

    Now, I don't want to be a son of a bitch here, but for starters:

    1. Diebold's CEO said he would do everything in his power to deliver the election to Bush
    2. Tests repeatedly show that the Diebold machines "accidentally" put a small percentage (maybe 1-2 of 10) of votes for the opposition into Bush's tally.
    3. They "accidentally" released the modem line for the voting machines hours before the election.
    4. In small counties in swing states more people voted for Bush than were registered to vote

    I mean, come on. I live in Florida, and everyone I know who lived in a majority black precinct waited MINIMUM 1 hour to vote. Everyone I know who lived in a majority upper middle class precinct was in and out.

    Oh, and maybe:
    -----------------> *fwoosh*
    O_O -me

    but fuck it.

  4. Re:Sarcasm on Craigslist Agrees With State AGs To Curb "Erotic Services" Ads · · Score: 1

    But if you are going to legalize prostitution, how are you going to keep 'survival sex' illegal? Because I don't believe society should put people into a position where they only consent to sex to survive.

    People have sex to survive ANYWAY. It's called fucking someone you don't love so that they'll take care of you.

    What I want to know is how the government will keep 'survival jobs' illegal, where a man works in a factory with harmful chemicals that are making him go blind (true story) so he and his family can eat?

  5. Re:Sarcasm on Craigslist Agrees With State AGs To Curb "Erotic Services" Ads · · Score: 1

    yeah, but that's only marginally legal...

  6. Re:Censorship on Craigslist Agrees With State AGs To Curb "Erotic Services" Ads · · Score: 1

    Even more mind-boggling is that making porn movies is legal. So it's only illegal if one of the people gets paid and the other doesn't.

    no no no. it's only legal if you videotape it and host it on the internet.

    this policy really enhanced my childhood, by the way.

  7. Re:Sum it up on Craigslist Agrees With State AGs To Curb "Erotic Services" Ads · · Score: 1

    Which makes me wonder, what is craigslist wearing?

    hard hat, sweater-vest, assless chaps, doc martens, last time i spoke with them.

  8. Re:dvdisaster on How To Verify CD-R Data Retention Over Time? · · Score: 1

    One reason to still use CD/DVD is to easily keep different copies of a file with reduced risk of ALL data getting lost at once.

    A HD may easily become a single point of failure.
    Example:
    Say you have 2 drives.
    Drive A - Current data
    Drive B - Backup data with multiple versions.

    If drive B dies you potentially loose all your backups at ONCE.

    For very important files a combo of HD and CD/DVD (or a cloud service) probably produces the best protection with relatively ease of maintenance.

    why not have two external drives, and have two concurrent backups?

  9. Re:Or it coult just be /b/tards having a bit of fu on Obama, McCain Campaigns Both Hacked, Files Compromised · · Score: 0

    not true. some people actually do things, like the whole harrassing scientologists thing. And when has AC ever organized a group harrassment of Scientologists?
    Never.

  10. Re:hardly news... on New Type of Particle May Have Been Found · · Score: 1

    If so, they could just fix it last summer if they discover any other problems, no?

    But of course they'll have to fix it first. :)

  11. Re:hardly news... on New Type of Particle May Have Been Found · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sir, you have obviously never heard of the flux capacitor. Which is obviously the type of capacitor they blew.

    Obviously.

  12. Re:stupid fucking seal on the edge of CD's.... on Amazon Launches "Frustration-Free Packaging" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    slightly flex the bottom hinge, and swing it out the front. This opens it up with the sticker as a hinge, and it peels off easily. I learned that from a guy who owns a record store.

    I hate that shit, too, though.

  13. Re:Advanced Bad & Summary on Charity Refuses Donation Because of D&D Connection · · Score: 1

    So, you guys wanna get together this weekend and lacerate ourselves while chanting scripture upside down and backwards? It's been too long since I've played some serious D&D.

  14. Re:Just submitted a design for the perfect PC on ASUS and Intel Launch Collaborative PC Design Site · · Score: 1

    And a turbo button.

    Dear Intel:
    My computer is doing 66. Please add a button so I can also do 166.
    Thanks

  15. Re:Yeah? on Ubuntu 8.10 Outperforms Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    No, he underperforms by a small margin. But he only requires a 16MB video card to do so.

  16. Re:Just submitted a design for the perfect PC on ASUS and Intel Launch Collaborative PC Design Site · · Score: 2, Funny

    you know what's missing from my computer? drives that are slightly whiter than the rest of my computer. And HDD lights that fall out the third time I press the power button.

  17. Re:Seems to me on User Charged With Taking ISP Tech Hostage · · Score: 1

    I'm still working on reading TFA, by the way. But what does "implied she had a gun" mean?

    Either it was stated or it wasn't. Or she said something, or she didn't. For fuck's sake. What did she say?

  18. Re:Seems to me on User Charged With Taking ISP Tech Hostage · · Score: 1

    Was there a physical threat involved? Was there a weapon?

    How ridiculous. Just SAYING "I'm holding you hostage until the other tech gets here" isn't holding someone hostage. Did he TRY walking out? It's bullshit.

    I hereby hold Canada hostage until I get the money. And I'm not giving up this time, Canada.
    *police knock on door*

  19. Re:Non-Tech Percent of Web Traffic from Chrome on Google Chrome, Day 2 · · Score: 1

    What's dotslash?

    I dunno. Matters for nerds, stuff that news.

  20. Re:Shows what competion can do. on IE8 Beta Released To Public · · Score: 1

    So it the GP's. It should be "ist," not "is."

    And it should be "So IS the GP's" :) /grammarnazism

  21. Re:That's what bothers me on Wikileaks To Sell Hugo Chavez' Email · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, he still was a human.
    So the question is: Are those e-mails private or government stuff?

    Government. Say I pay you to do a job and provide equipment, with the stipulation that everything you do on it will be logged?

    He is a human who agreed to waive his right to privacy on these matters. /thread

  22. Re:Reputable news sources on Wikileaks To Sell Hugo Chavez' Email · · Score: 1

    most reputable news outlets have policies against paying sources

    Then mabye someone else will buy it and break stories?

    I've got 22 dollars. Let the bidding begin!

  23. Re:linux sucks on If Linux Fails, Blame Jim Zemlin · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu is a prepubescent girl, definitely.
    Debian is an old menopausal woman.
    Arch Linux, you have to deal with the monthly headaches, but she's much hotter than that blubbering lard-ass Vista

  24. Re:Change on A Look At Joe Biden's Tech Voting Record · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah it's not like Cheney ever set policy...

    /sarcasm.

    Remember also that part of the point of a VP choice is that they'll be the ones running for President after the President's term ends.

    which is why Dick Cheney is the GOP nominee.
    /sarcasm

  25. Re:Best coverage on p2pnet.net on Nonprofit Group Sends Filesharing Propaganda To Students · · Score: 1

    You're either a troll, or incredibly naive.

    And this guy pops up on a story where the TFA is a comic book. LAWL, trolls. Can't read picture books. :)