Can we neuter Jon Katz? Looks like he found himself another elementary schooler and is trying to, um, "procreate" up the poor kid's butt. I can hear the kid screaming all the way over here.
Oh, he's just messing around. We're not pedophiles. We wait until their at least 13 years old before we pork 'em. And Linus was drunk the other night. He'd never quit Linux! Hell, he wrote the pedophile.o module himself!
Did Taco get molested for daring to run a non-Apple OS in front of the Apple zealots? If not, can I molest him? I'm in a hot-and-horny-for-pasty-white-geek sort of mood right now.
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You didn't know? I must warn you, you will go deaf if you listen to it.
Radioactive spooge!? I wonder if Mr. Katz has been conspiring with Al Qaeda. Someone call the Gestapo!!
By the way, have you ever considered using Byzanitine musical notes, or glyphs from the full set of notes?
What. The. Hell. At least it wasn't Stallman.
Join us now, and share the software...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Can we neuter Jon Katz? Looks like he found himself another elementary schooler and is trying to, um, "procreate" up the poor kid's butt. I can hear the kid screaming all the way over here.
Damn, talk about a really sticky bukkake! Mmmm, spider-silkalicious...
Oh, wait. You don't do that with goats??? Um, er, ah... nevermind then.
"Feel free to hum along."
What's the tune? Where's the Lyrics Guy to back you up??
Fist pooooooost!!!
Penis hooooooooo!!!!!
Oh, he's just messing around. We're not pedophiles. We wait until their at least 13 years old before we pork 'em. And Linus was drunk the other night. He'd never quit Linux! Hell, he wrote the pedophile.o module himself!
Oh, admit it. You KNOW you want to RAPE little boys with your PENCIL DICK. Admit it! Admit it....
I like to stick my penis in 12-year-old boys. And girls!
It's CÆSAR, you illiterate American half-fucks.
Oh, and thanks for reposting my joke, you DUMB FUCK. If I ever meet you in real life, I'll FUCK YOUR ASS!!
MOD PARENT DOWN.
Is that the one where they thought they found God but it just turned out to be Scot McNealy in a beard?
Yes. They're licenced under the GNU Veneral Pubic License, version 2.0. Talk about a viral licence!!
... I'm here all night, people...
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Heh heh heh
I wonder if I can have my penis certified by OSI.
So we can circumvent their DRM with something as simple as /* ... */ now! Yay!
Can't wait to start getting email from spammers that I can neither copy+paste into SpamCop, nor forward to the Abuse dept.
"I heard some sad news on the radio this morning. Msgr. Jon Katz was found dead last night in a confessional with a young boy."
What happened to the boy? Can I have him?
I can't wait for the HP-UX movie.
Harder. Excellent...
Did Taco get molested for daring to run a non-Apple OS in front of the Apple zealots? If not, can I molest him? I'm in a hot-and-horny-for-pasty-white-geek sort of mood right now.
I didn't start it, this guy did. It's in Japanese, but just click some of the links a ways down the page. For example.
"Why the hell is this modded "Funny"?? It's not funny - its fact. *shrug*"
<USian>
It's funny because the Mounties ride horses. And they wear bright red!!!! Get it? Get it!?!!?? Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahah!!!!
</USian>