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'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming

Jooly Rodney writes "No, not the operating system, the sci-fi novel by Stanislaw Lem, long considered to be a classic of the genre. Apple's movie trailer site features a teaser trailer, and IMDb has George Clooney and Natascha McElhone as the leads Kelvin and Rheya."

185 comments

  1. it will... by C_nemo · · Score: 1

    ..never be as good as the original "solaris"

    1. Re:it will... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Informative
      It may be better. Tarkovsky himself was not fond of his own version of the film - he made it in order to get funding for his other films. Stalker is a better film.

      In light of Soderburgh's career, Solaris, with its anxious, looming regret for the failures of relationships past and poignant sense of human limitation, is an ideal film for him.

    2. Re:it will... by C_nemo · · Score: 1

      well, its just that we non americans(pardon if you'r not american), or non hollywood in general. have had it with american remakes of exellent films , and c'mon cloney ?

    3. Re:it will... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But... but... how can you improve upon reading source code? Solaris is just a bad knock-off of that reading of the Linux source over the radio... It may be more dramatic than the original, but it's still pretty boring. The comments are the only interesting thing in the whole movie! Give me VAX Wars any day...

      In AD 2101 source code was beginning...

    4. Re:it will... by DEBEDb · · Score: 1
      have had it with american remakes of exellent films


      Really, if you have had it - don't watch
      them.

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    5. Re: Re:it will... by rnturn · · Score: 2
      ``we non americans(pardon if you'r not american), or non hollywood in general. have had it with american remakes of exellent films''

      Well... count at least one American who's sick and tired of it, too.

      ``Welcome to American Megastudios, new employees! Did you remember to check your creativity with the security guard on your way in?''

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    6. Re:it will... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it's not remaking but mere retitling for the US market which is quite amusing: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone became "...and the Sorcerer's Stone". Apparently, the ancient notion of philosopher's stone was thought too much for the audiences here. Another example from Roger Ebert: The Madness of George III became The Madness of King George lest people think this was Part III of some series they haven't seen.

      Another of my pet peeves is abridging books for the US market without including a note to that effect anywhere. Example: Bunuel's autobiography My Last Sigh. I discovered by accident sentences and paragraphs missing when my mother read it in French and we started comparing notes. What was omitted from the English text? Curious little things, for example: "I hate blind people", Bunuel says in French at one point but he is curiously silent on the issue in English.

      Back to "Solaris". Tarkovsky saw in it a story of atonement and redemption, a sort of Crime and Punishment. Lem's concept was the infinite Cosmos and how small man is with his pitiful emotions, etc. It is a very physics-oriented view. Tarkovsky OTOH is much closer to the mystic understanding of Cosmos according to which man (in all its manifestations, including alien ones) is the center of the universe and all "physics" follows after it, is wholly subservient, to the spiritual and emotional experience.

      Additional problem with Lem is that he does not really understand cinema as such. Like many other writers he considers it barely an art and in his opinion cinema should be entirely illustrative, esp. when adapting a novel.

      Having said all that it should be noted that Tarkovsky considered Solaris his worst film and he disliked it so much he didn't even keep a copy of the screenplay in his archives (that's why the English edition of Tarkovsky's screenplays reproduces the dialogue from the finished film instead). He made the film because he needed to break the odium that befell him after Andrei Rublov. He attempted something he really had no feeling for, plus Lem's fightning him every inch of the way didn't help much either.

      My favourite scene in Solaris is Berton's drive through Tokyo. (Kurosawa's reaction to that scene: "This is the drive to my office!")

      Jan Bielawski
      Nostalghia.com

  2. Trailer showing before Minority Report by Greyjack · · Score: 3, Informative

    They're running the trailer before showings of Minority Report (at least, they were yesterday at the matinee I went to). Only names mentioned in the trailer were James Cameron, Steven Soderbergh, and George Clooney.

    Needless to say, those three names along with some beautiful deep-space type footage definitely piqued my interest.

    1. Re:Trailer showing before Minority Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid it's gonna be like 2001 meets Die Hard. George Clooney will get a machine gun a kill all imaginary entities and then fly back to Earth.

    2. Re:Trailer showing before Minority Report by Oily+Tuna · · Score: 5, Funny

      James Cameron, Steven Soderbergh, and George Clooney

      My God, it's full of stars!

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  3. Another one? by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Andrei Tarkovsky's Russian adaptation of Solaris (1972) was the first, of course, and is widely regarded as a sci-fi classic. Let's hope this isn't another unnecessary Hollywood remake.

    1. Re:Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Andrei Tarkovsky's Russian adaptation of Solaris [imdb.com] (1972) was the first, of course, and is widely regarded as a sci-fi classic. Let's hope this isn't another unnecessary Hollywood remake.

      If Hollywood can breathe life into it, more power to them. Tarkovsky's version is unwatchable...so plodding and tedious it makes 2001: A Space Odyssey look like Star Wars.

    2. Re:Another one? by Allen+Varney · · Score: 4, Funny

      Andrei Tarkovsky's Russian adaptation of Solaris (1972) was the first, of course, and is widely regarded as a sci-fi classic.

      ...by those who haven't seen it. Most desperately, petrifyingly boring film I've ever seen. The movie spends ten or fifteen minutes just showing a guy driving home. Just driving. You think I'm exaggerating.

      This being a Russian film, everybody's character arc takes them from depressed to depressed, visiting many states of depression in between. On a spaceship that somehow manages to look like a spare bedroom, the artificial gravity gets temporarily turned off, and we see a depressed couple floating mournfully in mid-air, while seated in chairs.

      Four hours of my life I'll never get back.

    3. Re:Another one? by Bobzibub · · Score: 1, Troll

      Agreed. Terrible movie.
      I kept waiting for something--anything--to happen.
      By the time something does, you just don't care any more due to exhaustion.

      They owe me four hours too.

      Cheers,
      -b

    4. Re:Another one? by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 2

      I saw this in college. It was hillarious. We were biting out hands to keep from laughing out loud. Highlights include: randomly switching between black & white and color (in Russia, they used what stock was available), a midget trying to escape from a room, and the otherwise mentioned 15 minute driving scene (which would be a good time to get popcorn if it weren't so early in the movie).

    5. Re:Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The b/w - color switching was done intentionally, idiot.

    6. Re:Another one? by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Informative

      Classic you say? Do you know that Stanislav Lem himself was sick from that movie? Basically he wrote a book about incredible wonders that can be found in the universe and how interesting it must be to go and search for such things. In the Russian movie (I saw it a few times back in USSR) the director is trying to display how horrible and scary it is to go to space. Basically that was the main problem with the movie, except, of-course for the very slow style and very basic setup.

    7. Re:Another one? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know Tarkovsky isn't to *everyone's* tastes, but he had some amazing techniques. Highlights include:

      * Very long shots (as in, not the fast cutting you get these days where the average shot length is about 3 seconds). It really adds to the mood of the film, makes you feel like you're part of it.

      * The driving scene builds from being a road with a few cars to an immense cacophony of noise, light, etc. It definitely has a point.

      * A lot of highly thought-provoking dialogue (something that's rather lacking in most films).

      * His autobiography is called "Sculpting in Time", which ought to give you some idea of what he's trying to *do* with his films.

      And to answer the poster below, maybe Lem didn't like the film, but I bet he wouldn't like some brash American remake either. I'm sorry, but at least Tarkovsky turned the novel (or ideas contained therein) into something worth watching and learning from, rather than a sloppy piece of entertainment-action.

      'spose I'd better stop ranting now...

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      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
    8. Re:Another one? by darkfnord2 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for putting it eloquently. I can't stand American movie tastes. Everything has to be two things above all else: Fast and Obvious.

      Matt

    9. Re:Another one? by selectspec · · Score: 2

      The best were the endless views of a Soviet piece of shit car driving on highway overpasses with dubbed "jet-engine" sounds. The first half of the movie was nothing but the car driving.

      The movie was completely stupid. That said, the very end was pretty cool. When, he's in the house and its raining indoors, then you realize he's still on the island.

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      Someone you trust is one of us.

    10. Re:Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Idiot, Long and Boring scenes are, well, long and boring. I agree that fast and obvious are over done, BUT fast is ok, and sometimes good. Fight club is a good example, so is Being John Malcolvich (The biggest complaint I heard was, "WTF?")

    11. Re:Another one? by tyrr · · Score: 1

      You see Tarkovsky made a movie not a screen adoption of Lem's book. The movie is about how Tarkovsky's read the novell. This is why Tarkovksy and not Lem gets most of the recognition for the movie. Stalker is very very different from the book too and likewise I am not sure what I like more, the book or the movie.

      Your impression from the movie is that it is slow and basic story about horrors and scares of space. Many people including me have a different oppinion and that's fine. The is nothing wrong with different perceptions of the artwork.

      You could also blame it on english translation too. I am sure the was a significant loss of content there because monologs, dialogs play a huge role in the movie. It is not Hollywood after all where you often don't see much besides special effects.

    12. Re:Another one? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but luckily Solaris doesn't have any long and boring scenes. Just long and interesting ones :)

      Although I suppose it depends on your tastes, of course. But calling someone an "idiot" because they like to be challenged rather than spoon-fed doesn't quite cut it....

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      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
    13. Re:Another one? by j_hirny · · Score: 3, Informative

      "And to answer the poster below, maybe Lem didn't like the film, but I bet he wouldn't like some brash American remake either. I'm sorry, but at least Tarkovsky turned the novel (or ideas contained therein) into something worth watching and learning from, rather than a sloppy piece of entertainment-action."

      Well, he actually ignores it. As it is written here:

      Interviewer: This (new "Solaris") movie is going to be produced by James Cameron, the director of "Titanic".

      Lem: I don't know, although it's quite possible that Cameron will make it. You know, I don't care about it a lot. The more the Americans are engaged in any project, the less the author has to say. Still, the idea that now some forty scriptwriters work over my novel doesn't bring me a lot of satisfaction. For the time being I am not even allowed to look into the scenario. But I wouldn't like to do it, as I am afraid that after reading it I'd be really angry. Also, what can you find interesting:

      I: Solaris by Tarkowski is the most famous adaptation of any of your novels, although it's quite far from the original novel. Philosophical debates became more stressed than the dialogue between astronauts and the ocean.

      Lem: Situation is very delicate. Although I have a lot of respect for Tarkowski's movies I hate this one. I tried to presuade Tarkowski from his odd ideas for exactly six weeks. The scenario missed the novel too much. Tarkowski created Kelvin's family, he added some terrible aunts and uncles, which were removed after my rant.

      Hope it helps. And feel free to correct my English. ;)

    14. Re:Another one? by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2

      I love the scene of him driving, and the sound that goes with it. Another great Tarkovsky film, Stalker, has a similar scene that goes on for minutes, except it shows three men riding on a train car. Awesome. Some of us like movies that aren't all action, and let the scenes slowly sink in.

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    15. Re:Another one? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2

      Very interesting. Although seeing as IMDb has Steven Soderbergh as the director, I presume this is an oldish interview.

      Personally, I forgive Tarkowsky for introducing the dying father for the single reason of the last, heart-rending shot of the house with the rain on the inside.

      Hmmm. I saw Stalker again the other day. He likes his rain, that Tarkowsky... :)

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      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
    16. Re:Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well some people like "trainspotting" too. But most wouls consider it the most boring activity imaginable.

    17. Re:Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just hope this will nudge the studio to re-release the original (which is out of print now), hopefully with extras and so forth.

    18. Re:Another one? by hype7 · · Score: 1
      ...by those who haven't seen it. Most desperately, petrifyingly boring film I've ever seen. The movie spends ten or fifteen minutes just showing a guy driving home. Just driving. You think I'm exaggerating.


      sounds like 2001: A Space Odyssey. That spent 10-15 mins with some apes playing round a big black pillar.

      but that was nothing compared to the psychedelic swirls followed by the baby in the bubble looking at earth.

      In the 60s and the early 70s, substitute the words "science-fiction" with "drug fucked director"

      -- james
    19. Re:Another one? by CyberGarp · · Score: 1
      ...by those who haven't seen it. Most desperately, petrifyingly boring film I've ever seen. The movie spends ten or fifteen minutes just showing a guy driving home. Just driving. You think I'm exaggerating.

      First of all the driving scene was making a point about the amount of noise and harrasment between the country and the city. Russians have long winters and can take a much longer development of a scene than an American brought up on MTV edits. The sound in that scene goes from serene birds chirping to insessant overbearing industrial noise to the point that you feel completely harrassed.

      I mentioned the film to my brother-in-law who is Bulgarian and he said: "It's a Russian film, there will be an argument, someone will kill themselves, they will discuss philosophy between long shots of scenery most likely a stream, and since it's Tarkovsky there will be a rattling chandelier."

      He hadn't seen the movie. When declaring it boring, it may just be a reflection of the fact that you would find most if not all Russian movies boring. Russian films require a much longer attention span and patience than just about any other country's movies.

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    20. Re:Another one? by ccp · · Score: 1

      SLOW is not necessarily BORING.

      I'm beginning to realize that you Americans have a very short attention span.

      Cheers.

    21. Re:Another one? by jafac · · Score: 2

      I have to agree with this one. One of the most dreadfully wreched movies of all time. I admit that I did have fantasies about a "modern" remake, but the fact that it has George Clooney in it kind of scares me. What if they pull a "Starship Troopers" on it? I mean, isn't the whole concept of the story a bit too much for Hollywood to handle?

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    22. Re:Another one? by DJSpray · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that the movie is at least visually impressive and interesting, if not "gripping" in the sense of an edge-of-your-seat thriller. I have a special fondness for long films; whereas a short film can act like a short story, following a change in one character, a long film can follow multiple characters over real spans of time, and be about time itself. Examples of long films that I think are great, that could not do what they do in short versions:

      The Unbearable Lightness of Being

      Wings of Desire (original)

      Maybe it is partly a matter of being older, spending most of my formative years before MTV, and not watching much TV at all as a child, developing my attention span on books. People who can't get anything out of long movies because they don't have the attention span; well, I think they are missing out on something, like being unable to appreciate painting.

      That said, my attention span for ballet is apparently zero. I've never made it though more than an hour of a dance performance without snoring loudly.

    23. Re:Another one? by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise they'd made Unbearable Lightness into a film. I've only read (half) the book.

      More to the point, I'm *exactly* the same about ballet. Can't stand it. Although I would probably have stayed awake during the premiere of Rite of Spring :)

      Hmmmm. Maybe a psychological investigation into a link between the liking of "really good" films and a dislike of ballet could be a thesis for someone out there.....

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      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
  4. There is already a movie version of Solaris by sqlzealot · · Score: 1
    Solaris has already been made into a movie by famed director Andrei Tarkovsky (Russian) in 1972. Here is the IMDB entry.
    The Solaris mission has established a base on a planet that appears to host some kind of intelligence, but the details are hazy and very secret. After the mysterious demise of one of the three scientists on the base, the main character is sent out to replace him. He finds the station run-down and the two remaining scientists cold and secretive. When he also encounters his wife who has been dead for seven years, he begins to appreciate the baffling nature of the alien intelligence.
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  5. Already a movie by Savatte · · Score: 1

    I believe there already was a movie called Solaris and this is just a remake. The imdb confirms the existence of a 1972 Russian space epic by the great Tarkovsky.

  6. Question by theRhinoceros · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw the trailer last night waiting for "Minority Report" to start. To call this a trailer is a bit of an overstatement, it's just a slow pull-out shot starting from some oddly mixing waves(?) on the surface of a star/planet going all the way out until a rotating spacecraft (reminiscent of the space station in 2001) comes into frame. Then it informs you that George Clooney stars. That's it. Not very informative at all.

    This may seem like a dumb question in retrospect, but the CGI was not the best I had ever seen, which leads me to this query: is this an animated film of some sort? I haven't seen any information on any of the usual sites I read about this movie.

    1. Re:Question by z7209 · · Score: 1

      The planet covered in water is actually an organism that is being studied on the space station.

    2. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's when they call these "Teasers" and not "Trailers". Usually teasers are mad while the movie is in production or even before. Thus the CGI may not be the greatest.

  7. Aw man! by Rhinobird · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was looking forward to a movie based on an operating system...

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    1. Re:Aw man! by recap · · Score: 1
      You think you're dissapointed. I was looking forward to a movie based on one on my favorite Atari 2600 games.

      Ah well back to hoping someone turns Combat in to a movie.

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    2. Re:Aw man! by Gavin+Rogers · · Score: 1

      I was looking forward to a movie based on an operating system...

      Nah... It'd be a flop. Sun Solaris the movie - opens up with the hapless protagonist flipping the install CD in a junked machine he got for a song at the auction.

      2 and a half hours later the movie ends when our hero dies of a caffine overdose just as the machine declares '25% complete!'

    3. Re:Aw man! by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was looking forward to a movie based on an operating system...

      I hereby declare open season on "Microsoft Windows - the movie" jokes!

      After the previews - the screen turns blue.

      You go to your local 12 screen megaplex and Windows is playing on all 12.

      Any time anyone enters or leaves the theater they have to restart the movie.

      You have to show a valid passport to enter the theater.
      Your passport serial number is used as a permanent tracking number.

      The MPAA initially rates it as "unsuitable for general audiences", but becomes strangely cooperative after having lunch with Microsoft's laywers.

      It requires projectors with a proprietary variable frame rate technology.

      The admission is $120 and includes a free Microsoft popcorn, free Microsoft Cola, and a free Microsoft CD player (incompatible format with DRM).

      30 minutes of the footage will have to be patched the day it's released.

      There will be a sequel every 2 years.
      Episode 3.0 will be the first one to hit theaters. Unlike Star Wars, you really really don't want to see the prequels.

      It won't appear free on TV a few years later.

      The soundtrack will feature the songs "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers" and "Monkey Dance" preformed by Steve Ballmer.

      The commercial for Windows with mention that Penguins may carry rabies and Apples may cause food poisoning.

      Six slashdot readers (always the same six) will post here saying they LIKE the movie, and all the negative reviews are unfair Microsoft bashing.

      You call movie phone (777-FILM) and discover the greeting has changed to "Welcome to Microsoft's Moviephone..."

      When they deliver the film to the theater they will install new security doors. A week later a major newspaper will run a story saying that back doors are unlocked on all the theaters. Microsoft will blame the reporter. As a fix, Microsoft sends "Exit only" stickers for the back doors. 3 days later there's an article about a buffer overflow in the popcorn machine. 2 days later they find a buffer overflow in the restroom.

      A talking paperclip will appear in the corner of the screen and say "It looks like you're watching a movie!"

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    4. Re:Aw man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ho ho, very good. I like the 'restart movie when anyone leaves', spot on.

    5. Re:Aw man! by Parsec · · Score: 1

      You forgot a few if this is a M$ movie...

      The back of the ticket says entering the theatre you agree to the EULA (shown at the beginning of the movie) which states that:

      • You are just renting the rights to view the movie for the allotted time. When you leave the theatre you must erase all memory of the movie.
      • You cannot get your money back if the movie doesn't perform as advertised. (BSOD 15 minutes in, etc..)
      • You have to pay $5 per minute just to complain to the theatre manager.
      • You cannot talk about the movie or compare it to other movies.
      • Microsoft has the right to search your memory and disable movies you may have seen without paying for.
      • If you eat non-M$ approved snacks during the viewing, you may blow your buffer.
  8. What is the point? by io333 · · Score: 1

    If ever there were a book that would be completely lost in the translation (to screen), this is the one.

    1. Re:What is the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree... "Dune" currently holds the crown.

    2. Re:What is the point? by cicho · · Score: 1

      Alas, you're quite right. If they make it into an action movie, the book's intellectual paylod will vanish. If they try to deliver the payload, it will be a box-office flop.

      ...while so many of Lem's novels just scream to be put to the screen: The Invincible (battling the aliens, with a huge twist), Eden, The Futurological Congress (The Matrix, done right), The Chain of Chance (could be made into an interestingly subversive take on terrorism), His Master's Voice (a bit like Contact, but without more far-out and the sappy conclusion), Fiasco (battling the aliens, with no idea who or what or why we're battling - sounds familiar?), Peace on Earth (incisive political comedy)... and these are just the novels whose English titles I don't have to look up.

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    3. Re:What is the point? by cicho · · Score: 1

      Damn, I meant to say: His Master's Voice (a bit like Contact, but more far-out and without the sappy conclusion),

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  9. One of the most difficult movies ever by z7209 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've seen Solaris a couple of times in the past. The original is in Russian. Not knocking it, but it is one of the most difficult movies I've ever seen. It is inspiring you to get drawn in, but it is very perplexing. On the face of it the story is simple, but it is multi-layered.

    It is also perhaps the most non-Hollywood movie ever made, so you might as well assume right now that Cameron, Steven, and George are not capable of remaking as complex.

    1. Re:One of the most difficult movies ever by Dynamoo · · Score: 1

      You're darned right. I've seen it a couple of times and frankly it makes 2001 look like a shallow no-brainer of a movie. Still, perhaps the Hollywood version could explain the Russian one, and then I can watch the Russian one again and at least have half a clue as to what's going on! :)

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    2. Re:One of the most difficult movies ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Most likely, you saw one of the painfully edited versions that made its way west during the Cold War. There is a restored version available. I have seen two different edits, and own the restored version on DVD. If you've seen one of the edits, you have missed a lot.

      One thing that must be taken into consideration concerning Tarkovsky's version that I hadn't seen in the commentaries here is that his film is a Soviet response to Stanley' Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. One commentary that sticks in my mind is that Tarkovsky is said to have complained of 2001 that the "Thus Spake Zarathustra" music at the end might as well have been "Stars and Stripes Forever." One of the above posters spoke of some of the details and stylistic elements of Tarkovsky's version. There is, as with Tarkovsky's other films and like Eisenstein before him, a special 'Soviet' message/argument in the 1972 Solaris. There is a significant danger that making a new Solaris in the post-9/11 world will be equally message-laden and presented to an audience less conscious of the message content of films than was the Soviet film-going public of the mid-Brezhnev 1970s.

    3. Re:One of the most difficult movies ever by ecloud · · Score: 2

      I agree. My wife (from Belarus) really likes it, but my Russian isn't good enough to really understand. She says that it's not about the sci-fi, it's about this higher intelligence in the ocean teaching people about how to really love each other, and that the links between people are the most important thing in the world.

      I have it on laserdisc (damned expensive on ebay!) but so far have only watched it once.

      My wife on the other hand thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the most difficult film she's ever seen.

      I can imagine the American version of Solaris will be totally different; I just hope it's not as bad as that godawful Time Machine release. The old Time Machine was sooo much better in sticking to the story, even if the morlocks did look like ordinary humans with bad makeup.

  10. comparison by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

    should be interesting to compare to tarkovsky's version. hollywood is probably going to ruin this one too...

    QED

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  11. Another classic ruined by Hollywood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ok, so flame me.
    But I can't really say that I liked Solyaris all
    that much.. Not Tarkovski's best at all.
    Seems to me he was trying to hard to make a new 2001.

    But the grace of 2001 is missing in Solyaris; There's a lot of pseudophilosophical babble in the
    dialouge that I doubt anyone can follow, and some
    of the visuals are so wierd they're comical.

    The story and underlying questions are interesting though:
    maybe a dumbed-down hollywood version is just what this film needs?

  12. Horrible travisty by jpatters · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Horrible travisty to remake such a great picture that so few have the opportunity to see. They should restore the original and release *it* to theaters. That being said, at least Clooney is a decent actor, unlike Mark Wahlberg who got tapped to fill the shoes of Carey Grant in the remake of Charade. I would also like to take this opportunity to recommend that folks go out and get the DVD of the original Norwegian version of Insomnia, instead of seeing the remake. Damn remakes.

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    1. Re:Horrible travisty by mumkin · · Score: 1

      Gah! Leave Charade alone you bastards!

    2. Re:Horrible travisty by jpatters · · Score: 2

      Gah! Leave Charade alone you bastards!

      There is good news, though. The original Charade has lapsed into the public domain, which means I can run it three nights a week on public access TV while the remake is playing in theaters. Bwahahahaha!

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      "Remember, there never were pineapple-almond cookies here."
    3. Re:Horrible travisty by tg_schlacht · · Score: 1

      at least Clooney is a decent actor

      Uhhhh...., O.K. Whatever you say dude. (/me slowly backs away while reaching for mace and stun gun)

    4. Re:Horrible travisty by mumkin · · Score: 1

      What a splendid idea! I'm completely unfamiliar with ownership rights of films ... how does one know when a movie has fallen into the public domain? Does this mean I can rip copies of my Charade DVD with impunity?

    5. Re:Horrible travisty by jpatters · · Score: 2

      This page lists Charade as being PD:

      link

      As far as copying the DVD goes, I'd say you would be fine, but I am not a lawyer, so that is not advice. Any suplimental material (such as the audio commentary on the Criterian edition of the film) no doubt enjoys full copyright protection. Of course, if the disk is Macrovision protected, you would have to use a Circumvention Device to copy it and that itself may be illegal. I'm not going to let any of that bother me, though, I'll just find a way to do it. Just the film of course, not the copyrighted commentary.

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  13. 'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's a fan site re both "Solaris" movies:
    http://www.k26.com/solaris/

    1. Re:'Solaris' Screen Adaptation Forthcoming by cpaluc · · Score: 1

      As i read the imdb quotes, i was reminded of some other movie i've seen whose name escaped me. It turns out i was reminded of two other movies: the fan site speculates that 'Sphere' and 'Event Horizon' may have been inspired by Solaris.

  14. HSX by Oily+Tuna · · Score: 1

    HSX ticker SOLAR

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    1. Re:HSX by Parsec · · Score: 1

      I thought this was interesting. (And this.)

      "
      HSX Research is the only market research company that provides accurate, unbiased, real-time insight into the minds of the most influential entertainment consumers.
      ...
      The Exchange belongs to the traders. They decide who's hot and who's not. HSX stays in the background, like NYSE, maintaining the market, encouraging its use and protecting its integrity, so you always get reliable information.
      ...
      With HSX Research, you can access all the demographic and psychographic details of these buzz makers. Then start planning how to get them buzzing about you.
      "

      IMNSHO, this is a way to trick you into doing their work for them.

  15. But... by labratuk · · Score: 1

    ...will it be released for the x86?

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  16. Odds against this being a good movie... by PeterClark · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    ...are unfortunately very high. Allow me to snip the IMDB summary:

    Upon arrival at the space station orbiting an ocean world called Solaris a psychologist discovers that the commander of an expedition to the planet has died mysteriously. Other strange events soon start happening as well, such as the appearance of old acquaintances of the crew, including some who are dead.

    Now, I realize that the IMDB is not official, nor is the wording of the summary official, but I think the wording perfectly captures the level of detail that Hollywood is going to achieve with this remake. Odd planet! Mystery! Death! Romance! Killer CGI! Blah. It's like a chocolate bar left in the sun--it's chocolate, so it could have been good once, but now its just an oozing mess that should be dumped in the garbage.

    Yes, I am being overly pessimistic, but since when has Hollywood let me down? The last decent hard science-fiction movie was Gattacca, and not everyone agrees on that. (Please note I make a distinction between science-fiction and sci-fi.) And George Clooney? Mr. I-Can't-Act-My-Way-Out-Of-A-Paper-Bag? Sorry, folks, nothing to see here.

    :Peter
    1. Re:Odds against this being a good movie... by the_real_tigga · · Score: 1

      It's like a chocolate bar left in the sun--it's chocolate, so it could have been good once, but now its just an oozing mess that should be dumped in the garbage.

      All you have to do is install a camera which films the thing melting, calling it a "making-of" and run it all over the TV channels for some time. Add "win molten chocolate bar midnight premiere tickets" trivia games and start to sell small replica of the wrapping together with McDonald's Happy Meal.

      Gonna become the best chocolate there ever was, I promise you, although some know-it-all purists might argue that the original was better, after all they have seen and tasted it, but who cares for or listens to them anyway.

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    2. Re:Odds against this being a good movie... by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Uhh...what's the difference between science fiction and sci-fi then?

    3. Re:Odds against this being a good movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ence ction

    4. Re:Odds against this being a good movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SciFi (to me) is a story that's being passed off as science fiction by adding some props. If the story wouldn't be much different if you did a search/replace for 'phaser - colt revolver, indians - aliens', if all aliens speak english and are humanoid, all spaceships have artificial gravity, if the story isn't asking 'what if', you're probably dealing with SciFi.

    5. Re:Odds against this being a good movie... by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Don't you think it would be better to actually use a different term for that, instead of an abbreviation? I agree that they are different genres, but using the same term isn't terribly useful for delineating the two.

    6. Re:Odds against this being a good movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "since when has Hollywood let me down?"

      Sounds like they continually let you down.

      The trite overused phrase for which you're probably looking might instead include the words "When was the last time they didn't (let me down/prove me wrong)," etc...

  17. Trailer at the movies too... by viSage · · Score: 1

    I saw Minority Report yestereday and they showed the teaser trailer for Solaris before that movie. Imagine two sysadmins of Sun machines sitting there seeing that and freaking out ("AAHH, we can't escape!"). Fortunately, I read the book and saw the russian made movie and quickly relayed what it was to my friend.

    Btw, Minority Report is the most fun "tech" movie I've seen in a long time. It's worth seeing just for all the future gadgetry ideas.

  18. We'll see. by -cman- · · Score: 1

    I have very little faith that a large American studio can do any justice whatsoever to such a low-key, non action, non "Hollywood ending" vehicle.

    That said, here is the IMDB entry. Which lists it as in production with Steve Soderbegh as director. He is responsible for Sex, Lies and Videotape, The Limey, Erin Brokovich, Traffic, and Oceans Eleven. So, it is possible he might do something worthwhile with the material. Depends on what the studio lets him get away with.

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  19. Which Solaris Is It? by duck_prime · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of Solaris...

    There is the huge, bloated, planet-sized globular mass which drives insane anyone who comes in contact with it...

    And there's the kind from the movie.

  20. Lem's Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Stanislav Lem's Web site also mentions this forthcoming event unequivocally calling it a remake. Here is what the site says about the original motion picture by Andrew Tarkovsky:
    The first film based on Lem's "Solaris" was produced in 1972 by the legendary Russian film director Vladimir Tarkovsky. However the task of filming Lem's great vision turned out to be a serious problem - and not only an artistic challenge. Communist authorities demanded numerous changes of the original screenplay that drastically distorted the plot and even disturbed the internal structure of the film. Nevertheless the film was awarded the special Jury Prize at the Cannes Film Festival and was described as "the most intelligent and insightful film in the history of science fiction movies".
  21. easy to make badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    A simple reading of the plot will reveal
    something like Twilight Zone and a Star
    Trek episode.

    So pretty easy to make something without
    the grip of the original prose.

  22. It can't be any worse by nagora · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Than the original film version which has to be one of the five worst films ever made along with Titanic, FotR (mostly in disapointment levels), Highlander 2, and... er. No, actually, I think Solaris must be one of the four worst films ever made because I can't think of four that are at least as bad.

    TWW

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    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    1. Re:It can't be any worse by Tomun · · Score: 1

      I liked FoTR. You can replace that with "The Mummy".

    2. Re:It can't be any worse by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2



      The Mummy was alright if you realize that it wasn't actually supposed to be a serious Indiana Jones type movie. You can replace that with The Mummy Returns, since no movie like The Mummy should ever have a sequel.

    3. Re:It can't be any worse by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      I know that opinions are opinions and all that, but when your opinion is this far out of line with the conventional wisdom, have you ever stopped to think that you might just be wrong? Titanic and Fellowship of the Ring aren't the greatest films ever made, but they're actually very good, and I think you're making a mistake if you fail to give credit where it's due.

      And Solaris is, in my opinion, one of the best science fiction films ever made. I think of it as a perfect counterpoint to 2001. Take an afternoon sometime and watch both films back to back. I think you'll gain some insight from the way each film treats the theme of what it means to be human when faced with the incomprehensibility of the universe.

    4. Re:It can't be any worse by nagora · · Score: 2
      Titanic: No story, no acting and an insult to both the intelligence and the event it claimed to be based on.

      FotR: total turkey, particularly as an adaptation. Lowlights include: No character development for Frodo at all, Break-dancing wizards, Being rescued by the Balrog, Balancing huge stone pillars by leaning from side to side, Continuity errors, Miscasting of Boromer and Aragon, The Shire's dancing mountains, the Keystone Nazgul (warning: highly inflamable), total waste of Loth Lorien (why have development when you can get on to the next fight scene?), and on top of that it had the nerve to steal material from the Bakshi version which wasn't in the book after badmouthing Bakshi's efforts.

      Solaris: Tried three times now to watch it. Nothing happens and it takes a long time to not happen. Very, very dire.

      2001: Very good, especially if you cut 5 mins out of the "flying across coloured landscapes" sequence near the end.

      I think you'll gain some insight from the way each film treats the theme of what it means to be human when faced with the incomprehensibility of the universe.

      Solaris gave me some insight into what it means to have a human mind with no stimulus.

      TWW

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      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    5. Re:It can't be any worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having actually seen the 1970s Solaris, here's a list of movies that are easily worse:

      Any Andy Warhol Film That Doesn't Have Actors
      The Conqueror
      Dracula (1931 US Version)
      Mystic Pizza
      Star Wars Episode One
      Star Wars Episode Four
      Star Wars Episode Five

      Anonymous Coward? No. Mike Nomad? Yes

    6. Re:It can't be any worse by nagora · · Score: 2
      Any Andy Warhol Film That Doesn't Have Actors

      Okay, I was really talking about "real" movies with actors, directors etc. but, yes, anything by Warhol is a waste of celuloid/paint/wigs.

      The Conqueror

      Don't know it.

      Dracula (1931 US Version)

      Come on, that has an armadillo in it! That's much better than Solaris.

      The rest are all much less tedious (even Ep I) than Solaris and at least try to be entertaining. One of the annoying aspects of Solaris is its determination to be intellectual while avoidng any crassness such as interest or entertainment.

      TWW

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      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  23. This is a remake of another film by DavidBrown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just having watched the trailer, and having read the description of the original Russian film from imdb.com, I can only conclude that the new Solaris is a remake of:

    Ren & Stimpy: Space Madness

    My bet is that George Clooney plays Stimpy.

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  24. another bad hollywood film by XavierXeon · · Score: 0

    i am very sad to hear that this excelent book will be made into a hollywood film. it will undoubtely feature a cheesy plot ,overdone special effects and no no strory to speak of. enertainment without thought !

  25. Daredevil also... by DuckWing · · Score: 1

    is at the Apple trailer site. What the trailer shows looks interesting. The environment seems somewhat reminise of the original Batman. Looking forward to it.

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    -- DuckWing
  26. About time! by SGHarms · · Score: 1

    Man, I've been waiting for screen to get adapted to Solaris for years.

    I got used to it during my shell-term AT&T Unix(tm) days. It made true multilple-session work possible. I was absolutely astounded as my PPP session was running under Windows 3.1.

    It was amazing to have this true multitasking capability back in 1992 -- and you didn't have to use a mouse!

    1. Re:About time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, what the hell are you talking about?

  27. The Russian adaption by rakeswell · · Score: 1

    I watched the Russian adaption of Solaris a number of years ago, though I haven't read the novel. To be honest, I do not remember a lot of details from the movie. But here are some highlights and impressions:

    • Space monkeys
    • Midgets
    • Rather philosophical dialogue which hinted at revealing something of immense proportions, but at certain turns could seem like the rantings of a schizophrenic.

    It was a wonderfully puzzling movie. The only US movie I can actually think of that puzzled me as much after seeing it for the first time was 2001. To me, the differences between the movies come down to 2001 attempting philosophy in a purely *visual* medium, whereas I had the impression that Solaris would have been better as a book, being a very verbal exploration of ideas (a symptom of being a film adaption of a novel).

    Can someone who has read the novel and watched the Russian film adaption comment on how the novel and the film compare?

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    All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. - Johann Sebastian Bach
    1. Re:The Russian adaption by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      The novel is somewhat quicker-moving, although it may well be Lem's most somber piece. It was the first of Lem's writings that I'd read, and I was surprised to find out how humourous and warm his writing often was. (Lem is pretty much my favorite science-fiction writer, along with Samuel Delaney, at this point.) I think Soderbergh can do the novel justice - probably better than Tarkovsky could

    2. Re:The Russian adaption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing to remember is that the movie is russian and the novel is polish.
      The worst thing about the movie are all the lengthy parts about russian so(u|i)l
      which is of course nowhere to be found in the
      polish novel.

      Just read the novel.
      After all it is one of the most important novels
      of one of the most important voices of science fiction.

  28. Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The planetary surface looks pretty much the same as in the original Solaris movie (made in USSR, comrades). I wonder why?

  29. NOT a US movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    filmed in UK

  30. "Rheya"? by absurd_spork · · Score: 2
    "Rheya" is named "Harey" in the novel & in Tarkovskiy's Russian-language 1972 adaptation. It might seem a bad omen; if they alter characters' names to better suit the English audience, they probably alter plot & mood too, just to better suit the Hollywood audience.

    If I can actually consider this one better than the original movie or at least an adequate rendering of the book, I'm giving out a free beer to anyone asking me for one on release day.

    1. Re:"Rheya"? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Maybe they changed it for the Russian audience.

    2. Re:"Rheya"? by cicho · · Score: 1

      Changed what? She's Harey in the Polish original. "Rhea" is a crappy Hollywood name, like Xena or such.

      Doesn't mean this won't be a good movie, but there it is.

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      "Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity." - Marshall McLuhan
    3. Re:"Rheya"? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      Changing the name "Harey" for an American film is a no-brainer. A female character named "Harey," to an English-speaking audience, is too snicker-worthy. It would detract from the film.

      Pay careful attention to the use of names in the film. "Rheya" is Rhea, one of the Titans of Greek mythology. The name of the space station in the Soderberg version is Prometheus. Soderberg is doing some very deliberate things with names in his screenplay. I'm eager to see whether these layers of meaning play out on the screen the way they do on paper.

    4. Re:"Rheya"? by absurd_spork · · Score: 2
      Calling her "Rheya" because of the Titan is even less in the spirit of the source. Harey/Rheya is supposed to appear vulnerable and fragile, sort of; after all, she's supposed to have committed suicide because Kelvin rejects her. (In the novel, she's not really fragile later on, but that's mainly because she is no human being, but a copy generated by the Solaris ocean).

      The Prometheus reference is from the novel, too - a spaceship is named that way, so Soderberg is not even very creative about it. Rhea and Prometheus have absolutely nothing to do with each other in Greek mythology (he probably just considers himself educated and the names classic and Old World-ish). My hypothesis is that the only reason for "Rheya" is that it's an anagram of "Harey".

      Please be so kind as to specify what "layers of meaning" you are talking about and how Soderberg is supposed to have been clever about it. At present, you've just given some explanations where some names might come from in Greek mythology, but you've been utterly silent as to what they mean.

    5. Re:"Rheya"? by VEGx · · Score: 1

      In Russian, if the name/word starts with "hi-" it is pronounced like "ghi-" or "khi-" or something. I wonder if "ha-" is pronounced "gha-" [if you look at www.imdb.com the woman's name is written "Khari" (in English)]. My knowledge of Russian is wearing off, so I can't say that I'm 100% sure, but I think the woman's name should be pronounced Khari in English.

    6. Re:"Rheya"? by absurd_spork · · Score: 2

      The original novel is Polish. Polish has an "h" just like English.

    7. Re:"Rheya"? by meshko · · Score: 1

      No, "kh" is used to translitirate sound 'h' as in 'hello'. In Russian translation and, I assume, in Polish original, the best way to describe the sound of the name is English word 'hurry'.

      If the new movie is really based on the book, there is no point in comparing it to the Tarkovsky's film. The "Solaris" movie has little to do with the book, the main idea is completely different. The gap between book and film is even bigger than with his adaptation of Strugatsky's "Roadside picnic" ("Stalker").

      Now if I had to decide whether to go see this or Terminator 3, I think T3 would have won: Holaris will either be a complete pop or 'Event Horizon' style crap.

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    8. Re:"Rheya"? by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Gee, my English translation of Solaris (Berkley Medallion, Faber and Faber, Ltd translation, (c) 1970) uses the name "Rheya".

      So this isn't just a Hollywood/MPAA conspiracy, but a multinational cabal of English speaking masterminds intent on suppressing the Polish language.

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    9. Re:"Rheya"? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      Please be so kind as to specify what "layers of meaning" you are talking about and how Soderberg is supposed to have been clever about it. At present, you've just given some explanations where some names might come from in Greek mythology, but you've been utterly silent as to what they mean.

      I don't want to talk about any of that stuff until after the movie comes out. Watch it and judge for yourself. We'll have all the time in the world to discuss symbolism after you've seen it.

    10. Re:"Rheya"? by jafac · · Score: 2

      Solarish?

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  31. Original movie lacked beauty of book by texchanchan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The book has scenes of unearthly beauty which did not appear in the original Russian movie. For instance: the vast, wonderful, possibly sentient structures that grew on Solaris. These (a major plot element in the book) did not appear in the 1972 movie--a real disappointment.

    Hope the new movie does better.

    1. Re:Original movie lacked beauty of book by mentin · · Score: 1

      I am sure modern Hollywood can make that part better. Let's hope Soderburgh does not restrict himself to special effects ONLY, similar to Star Wars episode II.
      If he can tell phycological part of the book as well as Tarkovsky, it will be a great movie.

      P.S. For me, all Lem's books are about people. While that unearthy beauty is important to the book, it is not a major element, and is mostly important because of people's reactions it causes.

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    2. Re:Original movie lacked beauty of book by texchanchan · · Score: 2

      all Lem's books are about people... That is probably because you are more people-oriented yourself. I think I liked the mysterious structures because that kind of thing, and its real-life counterparts such as this speak to me more than stories about people, although I read classic literature also and like it very much.

  32. If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi... by parkanoid · · Score: 1

    Maybe Stalker is up for remake as well?

  33. Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

    I just wish that a Region 1 DVD of Stalker would be released. Or, fantasy of fantasies, a good print for the repetory theater circuit (what's left of it, anyway.)

  34. Hollywood? by RelliK · · Score: 2

    You do realize that this movie was made in USSR and has nothing to do with Hollywood, don't you?

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    1. Re:Hollywood? by pohl · · Score: 1

      the one that was made in USSR was not a "remake"...it was the original film adaptation.

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    2. Re:Hollywood? by VEGx · · Score: 1

      This hollywood remake will go down to the "worse ever remake" list. Why does Hollywood have to do this? How many movies must they ruin?

  35. Yet another remake? by CaseStudy · · Score: 2

    First Insomnia, now Solaris? What's next, Jerry Bruckheimer remaking October?

    1. Re:Yet another remake? by snofla · · Score: 1

      What about a Hollywood remake of My Dinner With Andre , with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone (as Andre; talkative for a change)?

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  36. Original had a beautiful pace by Undaar · · Score: 1

    Tarkovsky's original "Solaris" had one of the most beautiful paces I've ever seen in a film. It was slow and it allowed you to take in everything in the film. It created an incredible tension in the film and was largely responsible for the perfect mood that was established.

    My question is, will a typical North American audience (who generally seem to enjoy fast-paced, thoughless films) be able to sit through a film with a pace that slow? I think Soderbergh will be forced to step up the pace and potentially damage the story. Don't get me wrong, I respect Soderbergh as a director, I think he's great. But, I hope he has some kind of creative vision that he'll stick with.

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    1. Re:Original had a beautiful pace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My question is, will a typical North American ?>audience (who generally seem to enjoy fast->paced, thoughless films)

      Whatever you say, turbo!

  37. You're not like the others... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... we're not hitchhiking anymore... we're riding!

  38. I was excited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until I found out that the title is misleading.

    Titatic meets "Booker" from Roseanne? No thanks.

  39. Five worst book adaptations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the five worst movies, but maybe in the five worst book adaptations, along with "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea", the miniseries of Sayers's "Gaudy Night", the original 1930s "Anna Karenina" with the happy ending, can't think of another but Anna Karenina ought to count for at least two.

  40. Starring Scott McNeally? by plasticpixel · · Score: 1
    Damn! I thought finally that they were going to make a movie about the operating system.

    "Our hero /dev/null must go on a quest to vanquish the rogue daemons and a few zombie processes of the land of Sol and free the paniced "Kernel dev Mod" from the havoc caused by his embarasing problem with leaky memory."

    Throw a few cute magical anime hero girls in there and I think Solaris would be a real hit! :)
  41. Eye oWn SOLARIS :) by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is actually my license plate BECAUSE of the book and an intended double pun! Good lord, people on the streets have being asking me if my name is Solaris :) One guy asked me if I was Sun's owner :) My answer to those is: -"Solaris" is Greek for "sunny" and I drive a convertible. Get it?

    Sometimes I am left to wonder who the hell surrounds me here in Canada.

    check out my sig:

    1. Re:Eye oWn SOLARIS :) by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I am left to wonder who the hell surrounds me here in Canada.

      That would be normal people ... you should get to know them.

  42. +2 like film; -2 hate Film. by Bobzibub · · Score: 2

    Wow. look at the moderation on this story.

    ("I'm so very SORRY!"
    Whap!)
    -b

  43. Re:Another one? Driving sequence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's not just driving, it's driving through endless maze of gray concrete multilevel freeway interchanges and ramps filmed in Germany. This kind of stuff was seen by his audience of 1972's USSR as something alien. It expresses an anti-utopian view of future technology.

  44. Remember Event Horizon by alphaseven · · Score: 3, Informative
    Paul Anderson's (Mortal Kombat) Event Horizon (1997) was a loose remake Solaris.

    I'm in the minority that I liked Event Horizon. Still with Hollywood now making an adaptation of Red Dragon when Manhunter was a perfectly good film, you have to wonder what the memory span of film producers are.

    1. Re:Remember Event Horizon by tifosi · · Score: 1

      I saw Event Horizon in Paramount Studio Preview Screening, and the movie was completely different to what was released to the public, so much stuff was cut off that I couldn't even recognize it.

    2. Re:Remember Event Horizon by brain-in-a-box · · Score: 1

      Well, the Event Horizon movie I watched could only considered to have some connection to Lems book when smoking a pound of crack or so.
      However you never know with these guys at hollywood.

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  45. Read the post. BTW How do you pronounce "rh"? by absurd_spork · · Score: 2
    As I wrote, it was "Harey" in the Polish original novel, too.

    How do you pronounce [rh] in English, anyway? Is it any different from [r] or is the extra "h" just there to look exotic?

  46. Being positive about it... by pinkpineapple · · Score: 2

    I see this as an opportunity for people who haven't heard about the original novel/movie to watch it and judge for themselves afterward. It will also bring the first adaptation into the media spot, then remastered and re-released for DVDs. I am not being too pessimistic here by assuming that people who like old fart Hollywood style jokes wouldn't have bothered seeing the original play anyway, which is why I refrain complaining about Hollywood stomping and destroying every possible piece of achievement from the past. Thanks to George "worse director ever" Lucas and others (Spielberg who is the little fav guy of Wired lately), Kurosawa's movies are now available in Criterion DVDs. Hollywood is a terrific marketing machine. The idea is keeping your brain at a resonnable distance from its grinders. Like avoiding fast food, because ads fly in your face every day, it requires extra strenght, I agree, but the reward is up to the challenge.

    PPA, the girl next door (who has proudly been watching Solaris on 4 different continents and has never eat a big mac.)

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  47. Re:Another one? Driving sequence by zauber · · Score: 1

    Tokyo actually.

  48. Good by llamalicious · · Score: 1

    We'll finally bring all those teletype using solaris savages into the 21st century.

    ;)

  49. Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. by degreesK · · Score: 1
  50. Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

    I believe those are Region 5 encoded - I've encountered them elsewhere. I'd be delighted to learn I was wrong.

  51. Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. by degreesK · · Score: 1

    Ruscico has two versions available. Region 5 - PAL I believe - and Region 1 NTSC.

  52. I'll just wait for... by vanyel · · Score: 2

    ..."FreeBSD" and "Linux" to come out:

    "There are just some places man was never meant to go..."

    FreeBSD: a background of flames with the Berkeley Daemon flying past. Random traditionally demonic figures fading in and out of the flames, all with the face of Bill Gates.

    Linux: a bunch of penguins nudging each other at the edge of an ice cliff. As we fly past, we see sharks in the water, all with Bill Gates' face on them.

  53. Solaris on DVD by iggie · · Score: 1

    So I thought - I'm gonna go over to Netflix and queue up Tarkovsky's Solaris. Haven't seen it since like high-school. Guess what. No DVD. Got me thinking. What kind of 'businessman' in their right mind would release such a thing on DVD anyway - only to be seen by like 3 or 4 people. Unfortunately, I don't have a VCR, so I can't watch it that way. Like you'd be able to even rent Solaris on VHS at Blockbuster. Same problem there - 1 rental a year won't pay for the shelf space. So, this great work of art goes on the ash heap of history. I think that if we let the recording industry assert their rights so much, we had better obligate them to keep such obscurities available at all times as well - in all new formats that come into existence. For 70 years after the copyright holder is dead.

    1. Re:Solaris on DVD by eggboard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was lucky enough to suck it off the Sundance channel via ReplayTV. It took me weeks to watch it. Parts of the film, like the LONG DRIVE BACK INTO THE CITY are hypnotic, mesmering, trying to show us an alien intelligence of alien coldness in our own environment.

      Frankly, I'd love to see the less brainy alternative. Tarkovsky's is brilliant, barely accessible, odd. The flip side would be terrifying, fast paced, etc. The book is full of terrifying moments, which I think don't get captured through the intellectualization of Tarkovsky's film, although he captures the horrible, horrible isolation and alienation.

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    2. Re:Solaris on DVD by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      The Amazon.com one is all region, what you refer to as "Region 0".

      FWIW I have the RUSCICO version, which comes on two DVDs, neither of which are region locked or use CSS access protection. Yay.

      (No, I'm not going to convert it into a DivX ;-) for you. Go away.)

      I recommend that edition, though it has faults, such as the dubbing being incomplete in pieces (but this is a film you want to watch subtitled anyway), it's an attempt to do the Criterion thing by RUSCICO and isn't bad, including documentaries about the artists etc. Highly amusing in places, such as the "star" (whose name I'd write if I could either read cyrillic or be bothered to fire up the DVD player right now) showing how he'd act the part of someone turning around to look at someone. This he does three times, the first two to demonstrate how not to do it, "No; no; Like this!".

      I kid ye not. Halfway through this hagiography, it's then revealed that he has a strong regional accent and so is always dubbed in his films.

      I generally agree with the people who liked the film, and, yes, I liked the driving scene. But then, I'm not a member of the seriously f---ed up MTV generation either, so I'm capable of watching films that actually mean something and last longer then 90 minutes.

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    3. Re:Solaris on DVD by dk379 · · Score: 1

      seems to me that amazon.co.uk sells re-packaged RUSCICO edition (in PAL, of course) - is that true?

  54. Hollywood destroys yet another classic :( by VEGx · · Score: 1

    Just by looking who are in this movie, it's obvious it will not come close to the "original" that is a classic. Hollywood, does it again: "Let's take a good story of a good non-hollywood movie and let's turn it to something mediocre.

  55. Good Thing Hollywood isn't Involved! by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2
    Because if the MPAA or any major Hollywood studio was involved people would all have to boycott the film. Assuming, of course, those folks on /. complaining about Jack "I worry about the future" Valenti and the DRM death rays have the balls to stand behind their ideals.

    Minority Report looks like it might be good. Same with Spider-man. Solaris will probably be good, too. But fuck 'em. Me and my money are staying home until the MPAA changes its tune.

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  56. This is not a computer article, but oh well. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    So this means that, what, Solaris is gonna run GNOME by default?

  57. reason why this is doomed *POSSIBLE SPOILERS ^_^* by K. · · Score: 2

    (in the not being any good sense - who knows what business it will do)

    The book's main protagonist is racked with guilt at leaving his girlfriend, knowing that if he did she'd try to kill herself. This is not only his emotional motivation, but informs his interaction with the planet, and is pretty impossible to remove without gutting the book.

    George Clooney (or any major star) will NEVER be responsible for their girlfriend commiting suicide (on film anyway).

    Therefore, there *will* be helicopter chases through decaying symmetriads, he *will* get it on with neutron girl, and there *will* be some kind of bad guy, no doubt a religious nutter trying to destroy the planet with a giant X-ray emitter.

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  58. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to see HP-UX: The Movie.

    1. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd recommend System V: The Final Frontier. HP-UX sucked.

  59. Solaris isn't so bad, actually by kungfuBreaks · · Score: 1

    Solaris is indeed a pretty drawn out movie, much like Tarkovsky's other films. However, if you approach it on its own terms, I think it's quite enjoyable and emotionally involving, and the cinematography is simply superb. I don't know whether it's a 'masterpiece' or not, but it's certainly not as bad as some of the people here suggested. Here are some specific points I'd like to address:

    >randomly switching between black & white and color (in Russia, they used what stock was available)

    First off, Tarkovsky often alternates between colour and BW stock to indicate mood changes. This has absolutely nothing to with using "what stock was avaliable".

    >The best were the endless views of a Soviet piece of shit car driving on highway overpasses with dubbed "jet-engine" sounds. The first half of >the movie was nothing but the car driving.

    As someone already pointed out, this scene was actually shot in Tokyo, so they're technically piece-of-shit Japanese cars.

    >You could also blame it on english translation too. I am sure the was a significant loss of content there because monologs, dialogs play a >huge role in the movie.

    Yes, you're quite right, the translation is perfectly horrible. I'm amazed nobody has thought of re-releasing the movie with a more...shall we say, accurate one (or maybe somebody has, I wouldn't know). On second thought, why should they bother -- the market for this kind of thing in the US is evidently rather limited.

    >I've seen it a couple of times and frankly it >makes 2001 look like a shallow no-brainer of a >movie.

    I wouldn't go that far.

    To summarise, Solaris (the original, natch) is basically an art-house sci-fi film. If you like art-house fare, chances are you'll like it. On the other hand, if you're a sci-fi fan with no particular interest in foreign film it may strain your patience. Personally, I think it's worth seeing at least once.

  60. Question about "His Master's Voice" by serutan · · Score: 2

    Somewhat off topic, I apologize in advance... Following various Lem links just now, I read some description of one of his stories, His Master's Voice, which were not what I expected. I thought His Master's Voice was a story about genetically intelligent dogs who serve as research assistants for human scientists. In the story I am thinking of, one particularly bright dog spends most of the time piecing together some vital information for his under-appreciative master. If anybody remembers this story I would love to know the title and author.

    1. Re:Question about "His Master's Voice" by Vadim+Grinshpun · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. You may be thinking of "The City" by Clifford Simak. It is an excellent, excellent, excellent book! :) Very rough description of the background: the human race is extinct, a dog civilization in place. The book consists of 10 legends/myths/fables that dogs have passed on from generation to generation about humans, along with some scholarly arguments and hypotheses by the dog historians (e.g., blurbs along the lines of Professor Fido suggesting that humans never existed, but were the creation of primitive cave dogs, who needed some kiind of a higher power to appeal to; or extensive arguments about whether what humans called a "city" was an abstract concept, a thing, whether it existed, why it did, how it could, etc.). A really great read, I highly recommend it!

  61. This could be good. by Apuleius · · Score: 2

    It gives Clooney another chance to belt out A Man of Constant Sorrow.

  62. Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. by Bourbonium · · Score: 1

    Oh, please, no. Stalker is my favorite Tarkovsky film, and while it might be better suited for "Hollywood" treatment if it stuck closer to the novel "Roadside Picnic," it couldn't hope to compare to the beauty and wonderment of the original, which deviated greatly from the book. I just wish I could find this on DVD.

  63. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie had it's own beauty. The movie
    *was* different; but that doesn't mean it
    was worse. It's actually incredible to
    realize that it was a Soviet movie. The movie
    is less science fiction than an existential
    agnst type flick. Solaris is not the infathomable
    intelligent being of the book; but is God as
    ultimatly unknowable enigma. The director
    took license to put his own vision in the work.
    I think he did an wonderful job. Compare Kubrick
    with 2001 and the book. Different but no less
    compeling.

  64. WB has bought the rights to The Forge of God by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 1

    From Sci-Fi Wire:

    "WB To Adapt Bear SF Novels

    Warner Brothers will develop Greg Bear's SF novel The Forge of God as a feature film, to be adapted by writer Ken Nolan (Black Hawk Down), Variety reported. The film is the envisioned as the first of three, which would include films based on Bear's sequel novel Anvil of Stars and a third book that the author has yet to write, the trade paper reported.

    Ralph Vicinanza and Vince Gerardis will produce. Bear's first novel deals with hostile aliens who come to Earth lured by signal probes sent over the years."

    The Forge of God should be easy to make a movie out of, maybe even a good one, but I don't think that their can be any way to make a movie out of Anvil of Stars.
    Their are many things that are going to be impossible to put on film. The alien race the humans rescue consist of individuals who are amalgamations of samller worm like creatures who communicate with a combination of odour and sound, and are psychologically incapable of not using double pronouns like "I we" (I would love to see a good CGI of one of these. It would be a nic antidote to Jar Jar).

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  65. Some other Solaris trivia by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Everone knows about that it was originally a novel by Stanislaw Lem. What they may not know is that it was originally written in Polish.

    The Russian version of the film was directed by Andrei Tarkovsky. What you may not know is that he also co-wrote the screenplay, along with Friedrich Gorenstein. Tarkovsky only ever directed two films he didn't also at least partially write (at the beginning of his directorial career).

    Gorenstein died in March of this year. There has been some suggestion that the reason the film is being remade in English now, as opposed to earlier, is that film rights were tied up until his death.

    The synthesizer composer Isao Tomita was so impressed by the Russian version of this film that he composed music based on his impressions of the work. The track "The Sea Named Solaris" was used as the theme music for the Carl Sagan PBS Television series "Cosmos".

    You have to wonder if the symbolism of the novel figured into the name of the OS... or if it's totally coincidental.

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    1. Re:Some other Solaris trivia by helix_r · · Score: 1


      > You have to wonder if the symbolism
      > of the novel figured into the name
      > of the OS... or if it's totally coincidental.

      I think it is deliberate. I mean, there was even an OS called "Plan-9" at one point:

      http://cm.bell-labs.com/plan9dist/

      Sun's name choice just has higher aspirations!

  66. Re:reason why this is doomed *POSSIBLE SPOILERS ^_ by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2

    Your post got me to thinking. I think we can all agree that 2001: A Space Odyssey is one of the best scifi films ever, but how many people think that there can ever be a film made like it again, ever, at least in Hollywood.

    Sadly, 90% of the movie watching public expect the things you say, helicopter chases, plenty of sex, lots of violence, a solidly bad guy and a solidly good guy. Without lots of sex, violence, action or comedy films just won't sell in the market - 2001 had none of that but it's regarded as one of the best (scifi) films.

    I think we are destined to never see another 2001, it just can't happen, not until that 90% of the population becomes educated.

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  67. Have you read the book? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

    It wasn't particularly light hearted either. I have read the book and seen the movie, and the movie catches the mood of the book perfectly.

    I agree that it will have to be dumped down a lot to reach to Hollywood idea of a sci-fi audience, i.e. the people who think _The Matrix_ was a "deep" movie.

  68. Re:If we are looking at classics of Russian scifi. by TedTodorov · · Score: 1

    Prepare to be delighted: Ruscico's NTSC Stalker and Solaris DVDs are Region 0, thus playble worldwide.

    There are also PAL Region 2 versions from Artificial Eye in the UK.

    Ted

  69. BORED AMERICAN Re:Another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am yet another bored American.. cannot believe I stayed focused long enough to make it this far down this list! :) Yawn... now who is MTV's #1 single today? click click click...

  70. Solaris, the film and the novel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 1972 Russian version of "Solaris" was unbearably tedious and plodding. Lem's novel, while not as spritely as some of his others (like my fave, Chain of Chance), was a helluva lot livlier. The novel is a literal fountain of special effects, and I'm willing to give the Hollywood hacks listed a break if they can capture just some of that magic.

  71. This works (it isn't magic) by kanenas · · Score: 1

    The word "solaris" isn't Greek it is Latin. The Greek word for the sun is "elios". Quite different from the Latin "sol" isn't it?.

  72. Solaris by /dev/niall · · Score: 2

    When I hear "Solaris", I think Gatchaman.

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  73. Re:reason why this is doomed *POSSIBLE SPOILERS ^_ by K. · · Score: 2

    I went to a 70mm screening of 2001 with a couple of people only 5 years younger than me(late 20s) a while back. They really didn't get it. It was quite depressing.

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