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  1. Re:Must be Sunday today.... on EFF And MPAA On Broadcast Flags · · Score: -1

    Here is an article about Disney releasing some tripe with all the Slashbots slavering all over it. Our Fearless Editor is "intrigued." Here is an article from 10 days earlier about Sen. "Mouseketeer" Hollings and the SSSCA, with 800 fiery comments. Here is another article about Disney releasing some Anime, complete with the typical Slashbot swooning. And here, posted a day later, is Disney blaming Apple for music piracy: 700+ outraged Slashbots are ready to mount Eisner's head on a pike.

    Need I say more? Check the search engine. Those are just from the first page o' results for "Disney."

  2. Re:Must be Sunday today.... on EFF And MPAA On Broadcast Flags · · Score: -1

    Re:Must be Sunday today.... (Score:-1, Insightful)

    Aw, yeah.

  3. Re:Must be Sunday today.... on EFF And MPAA On Broadcast Flags · · Score: -1, Insightful

    "because today /. considers the MPAA evil."

    Careful, the Slashdot Ministry of Truth might make you disappear. We've ALWAYS considered the MPAA evil. That is how it's always been, that is how it will always be. Just remember though, when a new Anime DVD comes out tomorrow, we will ALWAYS have considered the MPAA our friends who give us new shiny things. That is how it's always been, that is how it will always be.

    Clear?

  4. It's polka time!! on EFF And MPAA On Broadcast Flags · · Score: -1
    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25
    Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht Jon Katz' slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz' slave boys! Und are they not Taco's sex toys? Ja! They are Taco's sex toys! Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Taco's pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    (C) 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  5. Re:what? on Apple Blacklists "Rumor Promoting" Publications · · Score: -1

    I am "the suck." Uh huh. Looks like those school vouchers aren't doing you fundie Amer'cans much good, now are they?

  6. Re:what? on Apple Blacklists "Rumor Promoting" Publications · · Score: -1

    > America - a landmass often mistaken for a country

    As someone said in another thread:
    American - a mass of fat often mistaken for a human being.

  7. Lemme guess on Dealing with Abusive E-Mail? · · Score: -1

    Media company...

    valenti@mpaa.org is one of the addresses?

  8. Turd balls! on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    I like to roll my turds into little balls and play with them.

  9. Troll polka -- de-Unicoded!! on Laptops for the Disabled? · · Score: -1
    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25
    Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht Jon Katz' slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz' slave boys! Und are they not Taco's sex toys? Ja! They are Taco's sex toys! Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Taco's pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    (C) 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  10. Re:C: A Dead Language? by pwpbot on Disgusting, Scary 'Walking' Fish Invades Maryland · · Score: -1
    SLASHDOT COMMITS UNICIDE Slaughters all non-ASCII-speaking netizens, film at eleven

    By Serial Troller, 2002-07-04

    THE HAGUE -- Robert ?CmdrTaco? Malda, the owner of the popular technology website Slash Dot, has become one of the first U.S. citizens to be indicted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against typography. The Court, authorized by the Rome Statute and ratified by over 60 nations, is charged with the duty of prosecuting individuals for serious human rights violations such as genocide, torture, and sexual slavery.

    With this prosecution, the Court seems intent on adding a new crime to their docket, the crime of ?Unicide.?

    ?What this ?Taco Commander? did to the international community is unconscionable,? U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan was quoted saying. ?Yesterday, there was a flourishing Unicode-speaking population, numbering in the thousands. Today, there are none. They are all silenced. Their Unicode is either blocked by this so-called ?Lameness Filter? or silently wrenched from their messages.?

    Slash Dot is home to at least 580,000 citizens, who hail from every Internet-equipped country in the world. However, many more ? perhaps nearly a million ? live anonymously amongst the ranks of registered citizens.

    ????? ? ?????, Prime Minister of ???? ?????????????, was outraged when he heard of Slash Dot?s decision to cleanse all Unicode-speaking individuals from their website.

    The White House was dismayed by the decision of the Court to prosecute an American citizen for what the President deemed, a ?politicalized persecutorial.? White House spokesman Ari Flescher announced that the U.S. would, if pressed, go forward with their recently unveiled plan to invade the Netherlands, if this prosecution was not halted. ?This is absolutely stunning,? he said. ?That the United States would be expected to even acknowledge the presence of other character sets other than ASCII is an offense in its own right. You either write in ASCII, or you?re with the terrorists.?

    Slash Dot, and its parent corporation, VA Software, were unavailable for comment.

  11. Slashdot accused of Unicide, film at Eleven on Why Japan Gets the Cool Stuff · · Score: -1
    SLASHDOT COMMITS UNICIDE Slaughters all non-ASCII-speaking netizens, film at eleven

    By Serial Troller, 2002-07-04

    THE HAGUE -- Robert ?CmdrTaco? Malda, the owner of the popular technology website Slash Dot, has become one of the first U.S. citizens to be indicted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against typography. The Court, authorized by the Rome Statute and ratified by over 60 nations, is charged with the duty of prosecuting individuals for serious human rights violations such as genocide, torture, and sexual slavery.

    With this prosecution, the Court seems intent on adding a new crime to their docket, the crime of ?Unicide.?

    ?What this ?Taco Commander? did to the international community is unconscionable,? U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan was quoted saying. ?Yesterday, there was a flourishing Unicode-speaking population, numbering in the thousands. Today, there are none. They are all silenced. Their Unicode is either blocked by this so-called ?Lameness Filter? or silently wrenched from their messages.?

    Slash Dot is home to at least 580,000 citizens, who hail from every Internet-equipped country in the world. However, many more ? perhaps nearly a million ? live anonymously amongst the ranks of registered citizens.

    ????? ? ?????, Prime Minister of ???? ?????????????, was outraged when he heard of Slash Dot?s decision to cleanse all Unicode-speaking individuals from their website.

    The White House was dismayed by the decision of the Court to prosecute an American citizen for what the President deemed, a ?politicalized persecutorial.? White House spokesman Ari Flescher announced that the U.S. would, if pressed, go forward with their recently unveiled plan to invade the Netherlands, if this prosecution was not halted. ?This is absolutely stunning,? he said. ?That the United States would be expected to even acknowledge the presence of other character sets other than ASCII is an offense in its own right. You either write in ASCII, or you?re with the terrorists.?

    Slash Dot, and its parent corporation, VA Software, were unavailable for comment.

  12. Help! on OpenCM Alpha6 Released · · Score: -1

    J^Raxis wrote an IRC bot that's trying to kill me! It goes by the name of "Slashbot" on DALnet -- if you see it, shoot it on sight before it kills you too!! Oh, god, here it comes--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  13. Wow! Wow! on OpenCM Alpha6 Released · · Score: -1

    Wow! Wow! Trolls! WOW!

  14. Re:cackbusters! on OpenCM Alpha6 Released · · Score: -1

    Bwahahaha, if only that were formatted better so I could read it. Might be a contender in the Troll music awards... where the TROLLING POLKA is winning!!!!!

  15. Re:Great news for Linux! on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: -1

    Where'd they all go? Certainly not that fascist stinkhole north of their country. Hell, they skin people alive there for not reciting their loyalty oath!

  16. Polka!!! Or J^Raxis will kill me! on OpenCM Alpha6 Released · · Score: -1

    Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25 Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und are they not Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Oh, du schne, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  17. Re:Sir: on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: -1

    "You stole that first post right out of the mouths of my starving children."

    Take it from someone with experience, nothing SATISFIES STARVING CHILDREN better than a THICK, MEATY PENIS. Trust me, next time they start yapping because you've been feeding them out of the public trash cans for the past week, just SHOVE YOUR COCK DOWN THEIR THROATS. That jism is VERY high in protein.

  18. Re:AC FP on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: -1

    "w00t! Fuck the clit!"

    Sorry, being the raging homosexual penguin that I am, I much prefer fucking big, hairy asses.

  19. Re:Great news for Linux! on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: -1

    Whoah... There's a NEW Mexico now!? What happened to the old one?

  20. Troll Polka... more coming soon! on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: -1

    Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25 Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und are they not Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  21. Re:Polka! Vote for it!!! on ICANN's Time Is Up, According To John Gilmore · · Score: -1

    I hope so. The Goatse is NOT dead! Don't ever scare me like that again.

  22. VOTE FOR IT!!! Don't remove the bloody note!!!!!!! on Slashback: Disclosure, Maricopa, Telecoms · · Score: -1

    Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!! And if you don't have any children, I'll bloody well teabag you!!! You're gonna get a teabaggin,' bitch!!

    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25 Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und are they not Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  23. Re:Polka! Vote for it!!! on ICANN's Time Is Up, According To John Gilmore · · Score: -1

    No, he ain't. That good ol' pink ass is right where it should be. Wait-- were you trying to trick someone already worships the Goatse into going to the Goatse.cx page???????

  24. Re:first post? on U.S. Government Certified Wireless Security Products? · · Score: -1

    Why's that? Are you going to reach through Slashdot and poke my eyes out? Or are you going to molest my children with your smelly nuts?! Don't care; I do it myself every night!!!

    Come here, kids! Lick daddy's nuts!! That's a good girl...

  25. Polka! Vote for it!!! on ICANN's Time Is Up, According To John Gilmore · · Score: -1

    Everyone vote for the TROLLING POLKA or I'll poke your bloody eyes out and teabag your children with my smelly nuts!!

    Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!

    . . .