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Disgusting, Scary 'Walking' Fish Invades Maryland

texchanchan writes: "It's from China, it's a predator, and it can live for DAYS out of water. And it's in Maryland as reported at Yahoo. 'They can survive for two to three days out of water, breathing air with a primitive lung, pushing themselves around with their pectoral fins.' Read about it at the Maryland Fishing Report site or just look at its picture. Maryland Fishing Report says: 'This fish was most likely introduced by an individual with an aquarium. Never release aquarium fish into ponds and lakes!' Those exotic species will get us yet."

134 comments

  1. proof by brsmith4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land many millions (billions) of years ago? looks like it to me :-) I love hearing about this.

    1. Re:proof by oyenstikker · · Score: 3, Funny

      I found some old cheese thats hard and grayish. Could this be living proof that the moon is made of cheese? Looks like it to me. :-) I love hearing about this.

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    2. Re:proof by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps proof, however, not living proof unless you count the mold.

    3. Re:proof by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      Why do you think it was grayish?

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    4. Re:proof by tunah · · Score: 2
      Could this be living proof that the moon is made of cheese?

      Yes, but you're a bit late: <wallace>Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese.</wallace>

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    5. Re:proof by 2g3-598hX · · Score: 0

      The creatures (tetrapods) which made it to land lived in mangroves and swamps, and were walking in the water before they walked on land. This kind of wallowing behaviour you see in many fish is not a precursor to walking on land, more a way of dealing with a temporary drought situation (when, for example, the pond they were in dries out).

    6. Re:proof by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      Even if what you explained is true, how does that negate the assertion that this is simply another evolutionary path towards living on dry land?

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    7. Re:proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite the contrary... it seems to prove that evolution had gone in the other way around!

    8. Re:proof by cosmo7 · · Score: 2
      Even if what you explained is true, how does that negate the assertion that this is simply another evolutionary path towards living on dry land?

      evolution doesn't have objectives; the fish is not part of a trajectory that will lead to land-living. evolution works by immediate advantage in terms of number of offspring. it would only be a path in retrospect.

    9. Re:proof by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      If evolution is to have any scientific meaning whatsoever it must have predictive value. Mere retrospection is no more valuable than claiming that God created everything 6000 years ago.

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    10. Re: proof by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land many millions (billions) of years ago? looks like it to me :-) I love hearing about this.

      Not "proof", but a good demonstration of principle.

      In fact this is hardly news among biologists. Things like the mudskipper and other "walking fish" are well known to them, however ignorant we outsiders may be, and biologists have long held that tetrapods ("four-leggers") evolved from what they call "lobe-finned fish", which are distinguished from "ray-finned fish" because their fins are fleshy lobes with muscles and bones that are somewhat similar to the limb bones of amphibians, dinosaurs, mammals, etc., quite unlike the simple spines that make up the fins of the "ray-finned fish". Lobe-finned fish exist both in the wild today and in the fossil record, and the oldest fossil amphibians have skeletons that show only very minor differences from lobe-finned fish of the same era.

      Current thought is that the "proto-limbs" (if you will excuse the hindsight) evolved for underwater use and just happened to be convenient for exploiting the resources on dry land, rather than evolving as a direct adaptation to life on dry land. Indeed, if you watch nature documentaries then once in a great while you will see a modern lobe-finned fish in action, using its fins/limbs to push itself along the bottom or through a tangle of vegetation, without the least sign of awkwardness.

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    11. Re:proof by __aadhrk6380 · · Score: 1

      I think it is the proof I have been looking for as to where my high school english teacher came from.

    12. Re: proof by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > If evolution is to have any scientific meaning whatsoever it must have predictive value. Mere retrospection is no more valuable than claiming that God created everything 6000 years ago.

      I don't know whether I agree with that, but at any rate it doesn't matter because the theory of evolution does have predictive value. E.g., every time a new genome is sequenced it tells us some things to expect and some things not to expect. It also tells us which rocks to look at for trilobite fossils in and which ones to skip over, how big the hind legs on a proto-whale discovered at a given time depth will be, etc.

      Just because the ToE is a "historical science", doesn't mean that new observations are not possible, nor that it doesn't make predictions.

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  2. Not from this habitat by ObviousGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What an ugly fish.

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  3. Great! by hackwrench · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now our seafood can walk to us!

    Get in my belly, little fishy!

    1. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, food comes to you!

  4. Re:C: A Dead Language? by pwpbot by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 2

    If you really want to be taken seriously, you better start capitalizing FORTRAN, COBOL, and BASIC.

  5. Walking, Huh!!! by pamri · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article: But it is not quite true that they can walk on land, Schwaab said: "We would sort of characterize their mode of transport more along the lines of wallowing." .The national geographic has more info about similar alien species besides a better report on the same fish.Also, Check out the alien picture gallery, for photos of similar species.

    1. Re:Walking, Huh!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, I did say "'walking'" in quotes.

      Thanks for the links to the geo site.

      And we shouldn't forget kudzu, which I have heard southerners say they wouldn't want to break their leg near a clump of, because they'd never be seen again. "You know what we found under there? A house nobody knew about. And a swimming pool. Forgotten since, I guess, the 50s." -- Supposedly a true story.

      --Texchanchan

    2. Re:Walking, Huh!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Schwaab said: "We would sort of characterize their mode of transport more along the lines of wallowing."

      Hey! That describes a significant number of Slashdot readers. Are we going to poison the basements in which they live next?

  6. My favorite exotic species by zenyu · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I really love the idea of the Parrots in NYC, there is apparently only one colony of them living on top of Statium lights on the northern end of the city. Only a little over a hundred, no one is quite sure where they came from, but they've been there since the 60's or 70's. There has been some talk of killing them off but I think few think they could spread very far.

    1. Re:My favorite exotic species by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      On the island of Guam there are two colonies of Love Birds that have sprung up. They are certainly not native to the island so the only possible conclusion is that they were brought to Guam and released, possibly by pet owners who couldn't pawn them off on other people before leaving the island. Both flocks number in the several hundred and don't seem to have caused any seriously adverse effects on the local environment. They are actually a welcome addition (except to local farmers whose crops are pecked at) to the bird population as most of the native birds, including the roadrunner 'koko' species, have been wiped out by another introduced species, the brown tree snake.

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    2. Re:My favorite exotic species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bound to be better than those f@#@#%@$% pigeons.

    3. Re:My favorite exotic species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parrots aren't just in NY. I was rollerblading with my girlfiend close to the shore in CT and was startled to see a flock of them fly off from the bushes next to us when we got close. Maybe a bunch of PETA people smashed up a petstore and let them free or something.

    4. Re:My favorite exotic species by samgaffer · · Score: 1

      A large shipment of the birds were released, accidentaly I believem @ JFK a long time back, they've spread everywhere. Florida was covered with them, haven't been to New England much so I never knew they stayed there.

  7. resilent fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    a month ago, my mother caught a fish (foot long bass or something like that), and threw it in a cooler. 2 hours later, she pulled it out to cook it, but it still wasn't dead, so she stuck it in her goldfish tank (which is larger than a bathtub). It was happily swimming around within 15 minutes.

    She was afraid it would eat the goldfish, so she had it transferred to a nieghbors pond where it currently lives.

    Theres no point to this post, I just wanted some crackhead moderator to waste a mod point putting it in -1 land.

  8. So... by austad · · Score: 3, Funny

    A fish walks into a bar...

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    1. Re:So... by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      Ouch!

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    2. Re:So... by tunah · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... and says 'Barkeep, do you sell fish food?'
      The bartender looks at him sideways and says 'no, this is a bar. Bars don't sell fish food.'
      'Oh' says the fish. 'Bye!'.

      *****

      The fish comes back the next day. 'Barkeep!', he says, 'do you sell fish food yet?'
      'No, and we don't plan to' said the bartender. 'This is a bar. Bars don't sell fish food.'
      'Right' says the fish. 'See ya!'

      *****

      The next day the fish is back again. He goes up to the bar and says 'I'll have a fish food on the rocks'.
      By this time the bartender is quite annoyed. 'This is a bar. It doesn't sell fish food. It never will. If you come back here, I'm going to nail you to the door by the tail.'
      'No need to be angry' says the fish. 'Bye!'

      *****

      The next day the fish goes up to the bar, and the bartender is ready for him. 'What do you want?'
      'I know this is a bar,' says the fish, 'but do you sell nails?'
      The bartender is taken aback. 'No... why?'
      'Excellent' says the fish. 'Do you sell fish food?'

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    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. :-(

    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thick bastard

    5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A seal walks into a club...

  9. Well - by RaboKrabekian · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the Coelacanth.

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  10. Re:proof? yes, of some things by texchanchan · · Score: 3, Informative

    Re, could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land...?

    It's live wiggling proof that intermediate forms exist. An argument sometimes used against Darwinian evolution is that something in between species A and B couldn't compete with the fully functional A creatures now in their prime, nor would it yet have the equipment needed to be a successful B. But this guy looks like he's succeeding quite well as A fish that's Becoming amphibious (given a few tens of millions of years). If that's possible now, why not in the past as well?

    Re, ...many millions (billions) of years ago...
    Geologic time on a short page
    Geologic time on a long page
    Links to a lot of geological time charts

    This site Precambrian Earth is a red hot mix of geology (from a lot longer ago than our amphibious ancestors) and what might be religion.

  11. link to picture by mike3411 · · Score: 1

    the pic itself is a little hard to find, you can see this less-excitingly-dangerous-looking-than-blurb-leads -you-too-believe fish here.

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    1. Re:link to picture by mofolotopo · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's truly amazing is that the fish had money and a local newspaper when caught. A disturbingly intelligent creature.

  12. Ugly by texchanchan · · Score: 2

    ...possessing a live snakehead is illegal in 13 states. Virginia, Maryland, and the District of Columbia are not among them... (from the article linked above by pamri)

    The big question is, with the level of ugly on that guy, who would WANT to keep one? Live or otherwise. It don't look like good eatin' either.

    1. Re:Ugly by techwolf · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder why they made it illegal. Sounds suspiciously like the same reason they put "Hot" on cups of coffee..

      -techwolf

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  13. evolution by flux4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I'll say it's scary. According to the pictures, that fish is carrying cold hard cash -- as well as a recent issue of The Sunday Capital. Could this be the world's first upwardly mobile aquatic lifeform?

    1. Re:evolution by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      That fish joke was offal.

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  14. Bah... by Bishop923 · · Score: 2, Funny

    We've had those ever since Washington DC was created... though we typically refer to them as Politicians.

    *rimshot*

    1. Re:Bah... by howlingfrog · · Score: 1

      But when Mr. Smith went to Washington, and was surrounded by all the professional politicians, he was the fish out of water!

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  15. Wrong category by elronxenu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't this one be listed in "The Almighty Buck"??

  16. Knock knock by Neillparatzo · · Score: 1

    Candygram.

    1. Re:Knock knock by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Mongo like candy...

  17. The important thing is not to PANIC by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely nothing to worry about. It won't get very far on a dolar..

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    1. Re:The important thing is not to PANIC by akvalentine · · Score: 1

      But it could make a 20 minute phone call. . .

  18. Re:boycott barnes and noble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too transparent.
    but in the right category!

  19. In the words of Darwin himself... by Tal+Cohen · · Score: 3, Informative

    IT has been asked by the opponents of such views as I hold, how, for instance, could a land carnivorous animal have been converted into one with aquatic habits; for how could the animal in its transitional state have subsisted? It would be easy to show that there now exist carnivorous animals presenting close intermediate grades from strictly terrestrial to aquatic habits; and as each exists by a struggle for life, it is clear that each must be well adapted to its place in nature. Look at the Mustela vision of North America, which has webbed feet, and which resembles an otter in its fur, short legs, and form of tail. During the summer this animal dives for and preys on fish, but during the long winter it leaves the frozen waters, and preys, like other pole-cats, on mice and land animals. If a different case had been taken, and it had been asked how an insectivorous quadruped could possibly have been converted into a flying bat, the question would have been far more difficult to answer. Yet I think such difficulties have little weight.

    Here, as on other occasions, I lie under a heavy disadvantage, for, out of the many striking cases which I have collected, I can only give one or two instances of transitional habits and structures in allied species; and of diversified habits, either constant or occasional, in the same species. And it seems to me that nothing less than a long list of such cases is sufficient to lessen the difficulty in any particular case like that of the bat.

    - The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection, Ch. VI: Difficulties of the Theory

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    1. Re:In the words of Darwin himself... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* and it had been asked how an insectivorous quadruped could possibly have been converted into a flying bat *)

      Flying squirrles suggest an intermediate form for flying mammles. Flying squirrles have large flaps of skin between the leg and arm that they use to glide from tree to tree, saving the dangerous ground trip.

      If there were more pressure to fly better or longer, than one could envision the birth of wings.

  20. More like that by intu · · Score: 0

    Few days ago, fisherman catched a 3Kg piranha in southern germany. Day before that Kaiman turtle was cought. They both are predators.

    They both are from south-america, and what were they doing in europe? Well it seems that someone released their pets...

  21. Uhhh... not anything particularly scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a similar fish (probably in the same genus) native to Texas called the Bowfin that looks very much like a snakehead and can also survive for extended periods of time out of the water, wallowing across the ground to the closest source of water.

  22. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two fish in a tank, one says to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"

  23. Roadkill by dankjones · · Score: 1

    MMMMM... Anchovy street pizza.

  24. A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" by cpeterso · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Sorry to be a wet blanket, but how many bars do sell nails? Just because the bar does not sell nails does not mean the bar does not have nails (and other tools).

    1. Re:A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" by Theologian · · Score: 1

      Well, depending on the bar, I'm sure it's quite easy, too.
      I've quite a few people in bars talking about getting nailed....

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    2. Re:A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're right, should be:

      "Do you have any nails?"

      "No"

      "Do you have any fishfood?"

    3. Re:A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" by Conare · · Score: 1

      Most bars do sell nails, but only rusty ones.

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  25. I Ate This Fish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Oh my god. My dad caught one of these at our camp on Lake Huron last year, maybe 2 years ago (I'd have to ask, I don't remember when). When my dad netted it, the fish "growled" at us angrily all the way from the netting in the boat until we killed it back at camp. It was genuinely scary. The fish was out of water for like half an hour and didn't die. We noticed its front fins on the bottom were almost like little hard stubs. We looked it up in my mom's fish book (she's into fish and aquariums and all that) and the closest thing we found was a Bowfin. But my mom disagreed, since the match didn't seem to have the right head shape.

    Anyway, it was greasy, but pretty good.

    I'm not making this up. This news thing makes it even creepier. Jeezus.

    Zoober

  26. If that's proof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is pretty clearly a unique species; so what did it evolve from, and what is it evolving into? Same question goes for the duck-billed platypus.

    Just because a creature challenges preconceived notions of what habitat it's in doesn't mean it's transitional between creatures living in a subset of its possible habitats.

    Story telling isn't science, it's just more fairy tales just like the rest of evolution.

    1. Re:If that's proof... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      But the fish that can not move very fast or stay on land very long may die off, possibly creating faster moving better breathing offspring.

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    2. Re:If that's proof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You said
      the fish that can not move very fast or stay on land very long may die off, possibly creating faster moving better breathing offspring
      and I would ask how a slow moving fish can create much of anything. Fish aren't notably creative in any published observations.

      Lots of creatures today would do better if something were adjusted (though it would disturb the ecological balance), but is there evidence of them doing so?
    3. Re:If that's proof... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Lots of creatures today would do better if something were adjusted (though it would disturb the ecological balance), but is there evidence of them doing so? If a man were adjusted taller it's probably make him much better at basketball without throwing off the ecological balance to any great extent. Is there evidence that people are taller now? you bet.

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    4. Re:If that's proof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also evidence from ancient times of people ten feet tall... so what's your point?

    5. Re:If that's proof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but is there evidence of the entire species being 10 feet tall? There is record of people being 2 1/2 feet tall too but were they all? There were some very tall african tribes, but most other people were not nearly as tall.

    6. Re:If that's proof... by clheiny · · Score: 1

      >There's also evidence from ancient times of people ten feet tall...

      References for this evidence, please.

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  27. Now... by Yarn · · Score: 3, Funny

    *this* fish might need a bicycle

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    1. Re:Now... by pedro · · Score: 2

      I'm so glad somebody mentioned that...
      The context is left as an exercise for the reader..

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  28. This is funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its the old landshark routine from...

    Oh hell, never mind. The kids around here lack any kind of historical perspective and think of "Madonna" as a historical figure, and mod accordingly.

    Morons.

  29. Thank you! by pedro · · Score: 2

    On this mere quote, alone, I now find myself, finally, moved to read Darwin's works.
    Not only a fine scientist, apparently, the man was a fine and amusing author, as well!
    Off to my library I fly!
    Whoosh!
    (not a joke. I fully intend to read his stuff. It was best seller material when it came out THEN, so it should prove readable to us, now, fairly easily)

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  30. Introduced species by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2
    Species that spread well on their own can be a pain. Accidentally and intentionally introduced species are a bigger problem as transport gets faster and goes farther. Choice climates are hardest hit.

    Climates like Florida have been afflicted with a similar species of fish. The just wiggled out of their pond and down the road to the river, where they wreaked havoc on the ecosystem. Likewise for water hyacinths, toads and giant snails. There's a long list: Rabbits and starlings in Australia, Cats and rats in New Zealand, Variola in the Americas.

    As space travel becomes more of a reality, this becomes more of a serious issue. If we wipe out some species on another planet, that is not good and some here may actually care, but none are forced to care. If we bring something home, then we are forced to care.

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  31. Aren't they in Texas as well? by Prof_Dagoski · · Score: 2

    Sorry if this is a duplicate post. Caffeine hasn't it made it to my fingers yet. Anyway, I remember reading about something similar happening in East Texas years ago. I dunno if I buy the report I read or not tho. The story talked about the fish stalking small dogs. Oh well, I suppose this means you go fising in your lawn now.

  32. Exotic species indeed! by uncoveror · · Score: 1
    A new chinese version of the walknig catfish? That's no where near the trouble caused when El Chupacabra bred with a dog in California, creating a new monster, The Chupa Pup! Read all about the havoc it has wreaked. http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa.htm

    http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa2.htm

    http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa3.htm

    http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa4.htm

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  33. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    > An argument sometimes used against Darwinian evolution is that something in between species A and B couldn't compete with the fully functional A creatures now in their prime, nor would it yet have the equipment needed to be a successful B.

    And its one of the more egregiously bad arguments offered by a group already well known for offering bad arguments, since even preschoolers know about whales, seals, walruses, otters, beavers, and a bunch of other "acquatic mammals" living various shades of intermediate lifestyles. (And of course everyone's favorite intermediate form, penguins.)

    This indicates that the primary fault of creationists isn't mere ignorance, but rather an underlying unwillingness to think.

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  34. Germany now threatened by American 'exotics' by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

    I have noticed a trend in the news this week on vicious fresh water creatures invading the waterways of foreign countries. Germany has been the victim of two of these recent 'invasions': a two foot long piranha, and a nearly one metre long North American snapping turtle. (Ironically, I think a 32" snapping turtle would be the ideal 'solution' to the snakehead, since if it can bite off a human arm it sould easily bite one of these in two. Also, the ability to go on land wouldn't keep it safe from the snapping turtle, though I am curious as to which can travel faster on land.

    Please people, the next time your pet outgrows its aquarium, think before you release it into the wild.

    1. Re:Germany now threatened by American 'exotics' by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Piranha with legs? I believe they're called "marketers".

  35. Asian fish smarter than American fish? by pdrome4robert · · Score: 1

    Not only can these fish walk, you can clearly see from the pictures they can buy newspapers too. But do they taste better than American fish?

    1. Re:Asian fish smarter than American fish? by airship · · Score: 1

      These fish taste pretty good. But, being Asian, when you eat one you just get hungry again an hour later. :)

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  36. friend of mine had some of these: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were in a huge tank, amongst other huge tanks in the basement of his house. The filter broke. (they chewed it up). They survived. Then the heater broke. (They smashed it) They survived.. (One of them was swimming around with a two inch piece of glass deeply imbedded in its head for several months). THese things are particularly nasty fish.. the only nastier ones I have ever seen were another friends pair of alligator gar's..one of these lovelys bit off half a cats paw because the cat wouldnt stop messing about with the tank. even pirhanas are mild unless they are in packs.. these arent.

    These are known as "lungfishes"(I think.. either that or labyrinth fishes.. but I dont have my huge aquaria reference here with me) .. another one you might be aquainted with is the Betta Splendens.. (the ones all the secretarys have in the little lilly bowl these days). They have gills AND a diahram and lungs.. and they can breathe off the surface just fine, which is why you can keep em in a little bowl. Arowannas are another one.. those huge dragon looking fish that oriental restaurants usually have swimming around in their tanks.

    Any and ALL of these fish, if released in most of the US, can survive quite fine, and do a *lot* of damage in the wild.. especially because people usually have a mix of sexes when they get tired and dump them. THey may not breed in captivity, but in a pond with a nice ecosystem they may breed like bunnies!

    We just had four alligators found in a creek up here, in rural PA. I really wish people would think before they dump stuff in the woods.

    Maeryk

  37. Good reading in science by texchanchan · · Score: 2

    Whether or not you agree with Darwin on the subject of evolution, he's entertaining and educational.

    No need to go so far as the library. You can find his books here.

    1. Re:Good reading in science by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Whether or not you agree with Darwin on the subject of evolution, he's entertaining and educational. No need to go so far as the library. You can find his books here [upenn.edu]. *)

      I have been waiting and waiting for 2.0 to come out. Darwin is slower than the Harry Potter author.

  38. No no no... by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 2, Funny

    The bartender is not so cruel, but he does get impatient.

    On the fourth day, the fish goes up to the bar, asking for fish food again. Bartender says, "look, this is a bar. We sell liquor. What ever gave you the idea you could get fish food here?"
    The fish replies, "I thought my best bet would be to go to the same place that Mr. Higgenbotham over there goes. Someone told me his eating habits were the same as mine."
    The bartender says, "Mr. Higgenbotham? He's just an old lush. He comes in here every night and gets sloshed."
    The fish looks at the bartender, looks at Mr. Higgenbotham, then looks back at the bartender. Then he slaps his fin against his forehead. "Oh, THAT'S what that meant!"

    --
    one hundred twenty
    is just enough characters
    to write a haiku
  39. But do they taste good? by iiii · · Score: 2

    My one question is, do they taste good? In my experience, the slimiest, nastiest looking fish are always the most delicious. For example catfish, and eel. Mmmm. These critters definitely fall into the slimy and nasty looking category. If they really taste good that might solve the problem, as we are very talented at harvesting to extinction anything that gives us happy tummy.

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    Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat, man I won't say it again
  40. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "unwillingness to think". Hmmm. I'm a creationist and I like to think. Do you ever think about abiogenesis and how it could happen? Consider this - take the twenty amino acids, figure the smallest life form theorized has 256 proteins (the smallest count in a known organism is roughly 400). The average length of those 256 proteins is 445 amino acids. Since bacteria have under 8% glycine (the only non-chiral amino acid), that leaves about 410 amino acids that are chiral in the average protein in bacteria.

    To get the correct chirality by random chance for just one protein is one chance in 2^410 or more than 10^123. That doesn't even consider the all-important sequencing of those proteins, nor folding them properly, nor the environment they're in (for example, water causes proteins to dissociate, not to polymerize).

    There are only 10^78 (estimates I've seen range from 10^62 to 10^78) atoms in the universe. The universe has been around (based on 18 billion years) for less than 10^18 seconds. So even making one protein per each atom in the universe per second for the lifetime of the universe still gives bad odds for the correct chirality of one protein (one in 10^27).

    Once you stop and think, the odds of life arising are tiny enough to be equivalent to impossible. It takes a lot more faith to believe in molecules to man evolution than to believe in the Bible.

  41. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Buck2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The chances of all the basic building blocks of the simplest living creature magically coming together in one place might be low, but if you allow for self-replicating proteins as a stepping stone to "life" then that condition is not necessary.

    It may be possible to get to something resembling a living creature through successive iterations and mutations of a "not-life" protein. These can happen very, very fast and are completely directed (in the sense that they are non-random, as you proposed).

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    As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
  42. Re:I agree with this post, but.... by Buck2 · · Score: 1

    Don't feel bad. I thought your post was funny.

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    As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
  43. Nope. by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 1

    They haven't arrived here yet. As a life long East Texas resident and a professional aquarist I would have heard if some fool had introduced them here.

    --
    "The moment "pride" is lost, "freedom" is also lost." - Ramza.
  44. Variation on the Kangaroo one. by Boronx · · Score: 1
    A fish walks into a bar... in Maryland.

    Fish orders himself a beer, drinks it, gets up to leave.

    He asks the bartender "How much do I owe?"

    "Ten bucks"

    The fish does a little double take, but pays up. While he's paying, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, we don't see too many walking fish coming in here."

    The fish says, "At thes prices you won't see too many more."

  45. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The odds are not just low, they are flat out impossible. 10^50 is considered a mathematical equivalent of impossible, and 10^123 is way beyond that.

    So your way of getting around impossible is to suggest "allow for self-replicating proteins". If the protein is just 51 amino acids (considered too small for the smallest bound of 60 for a protein, but it is the final size of insulin which starts out bigger as proinsulin), with 3 glycines (insulin's amount of them), you have 2^48 odds or 10^14 odds of getting just the chirality correct. To get a specific 51-acid chain you would have odds of one in 20^51 (ignoring chirality) or one in more than 10^66. So even if you say there were a million billion (10^15) possible 51-amino acid proteins that were self-replicating, you'd still be at worse than one in 10^50 odds to get any one of them to ever exist. And 10^50 is defined as impossible. And all that is assuming very favorable conditions - i.e., only amino acids bond to the forming chain, only the 20 common ones for life get involved (there are an awful lot of other amino acids in the world, just not in life), ignoring that this is happening in water where the energy gradient is against the hydrolysis involved in peptide chain building.

    And if there were a self-replicating protein, what would prevent it from continuing to exist today? Where is it?

    And if gradual evolution is to be accepted, why are there no 2-5 cell creatures - why unicellular and many-cellular, no few-cellular? Surely it would be adaptive to have a bicellular organism with one able to work in acid, one in base, and the inactive one goes dormant during its non-advantageous state (myriad other examples are simple to imagine).

    Science is not about "might be". It's about facts. And a simple fact is that unless the "self-replicating protein" were near-perfect in replicative abilities, it would not be able to accurately reproduce itself. And simple entropic principles would lead to its degradation into simpler parts.

    You state that a nonliving protein is "completely directed". By what?

  46. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Buck2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All of your points are excellent. It is obvious that I do not have the background in biochemistry necessary to carry this on in the fashion you would prefer.

    You state that a nonliving protein is "completely directed". By what?

    There were only two, small points I wanted to make. You proposed that the odds of life spontaneously generating are one chance in 2^410 or more than 10^123 . All I was saying is that that's only if you are calculating with totally independent events.

    As soon as you throw in the possibility of a self-replicating protein of significantly smaller size then the chances get down to 10^50 according to you. This is already significantly more possible.

    Finally, once you have a self-replicating molecule the chances of there being mutations in the replicating process leading to other, shall we say, interesting developments are much higher than any one thing happening as if by magic (ie as a one 10^123 chance).

    The "completely directed" means directed towards replicating, creating more, becoming more life-like, as opposed to a bunch of building blocks randomly bumping into each other in a primordial alphabet soup.

    And if gradual evolution is to be accepted, why are there no 2-5 cell creatures - why unicellular and many-cellular, no few-cellular? Surely it would be adaptive to have a bicellular organism with one able to work in acid, one in base, and the inactive one goes dormant during its non-advantageous state (myriad other examples are simple to imagine).

    This is a strange argument. Why does evolution need to go through every possible state to get where we are? In any case, we are constantly finding new species. (Wasn't a new species of deer just discovered in China or something? A big, mammal walking around under our noses for 5000 recorded years and we've never catalogued it.) Just because we haven't uncovered an entire fauna of low-cellular creatures doesn't mean they are not out there.

    I'm not saying your belief in creationism is wrong, I'm just saying that there might be some ramifications you may want to make in your arguments if you'd like to be more effective. All of your data about the possibility of a bunch of AA's coming together and making life in one fell swoop don't mean anything if that's not the expected path of it happening. You didn't give any mention of the possibility of catastrophes (asteroids, volcanoes, etc) injecting energy into the system, for example. A lot can happen over millions of years, and the whole idea is that something has to happen just once and stick in order for there to be life. Just handwaving and saying the "possibility for life being created in the particular fashion I've described is so low as to be preposterous that it's proof of God" is not sound.

    I find your attempt to educate me about "science" amusing as you are taking the position of someone who is attempting to defend a theory based in mythology versus someone who is attempting to help your credibility. I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with creationism per se, it's interesting, it's just that it's very hard to recreate, and having theories about things that are very difficult to reproduce or that do not imply much tangible is more akin to philosophy than anything else. Evolution, on the other hand, makes specific predictions about the nature of life. These are testable. People have theorized that evolution can account for the generation of more complicated life from simple beginnings. This is testable, and is being tested right now. Creationism is a done deal. It's over. You either believe it or you don't and it's extremely difficult to collect "evidence" for it. This makes it a difficult theory for a scientist to stand behind.

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    As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
  47. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A clarification: you blurred the point I was making. A real protein (like 445 AA's on average in a small unicellular organism) has odds of getting just the chirality correct of less than one in 10^123. Then to give all possible odds to a self-replicator, I took an absurdly small 51-AA peptide as an example, and showed it was worse than one in 10^66 to happen. The hypothetical self-replicator is still vastly unlikely.

    The old saw of adding energy providing a way around randomness failing is not too awfully useful. The Japanese Navy added a lot of energy to the battleships in Pearl Harbor, and not much other than increased entropy and tragedy resulted. What new ordering of information came from that? There are even more convincing arguments, such as no one has conceived of a way to produce the sulfur containing AA's (cys, met). And just chirality alone has never been explained. Until simple points like that are answered, the idea that life arose spontaneously is about as scientific as saying the moon is made of cheese because it looks from here like it has holes.

    With the exception of designed collectors (chlorophyll, solar cells) the Sun's energy is also most often destructive. Leave your car in the sun for a couple of decades and see what the paint looks like.

    Evolution makes a number of predictions which have been found to be dead wrong. Like the Miller-Urey experiments. Like the computer simulation done in the 60's (at Stanford I think) which showed the dominant survival of not the fittest organisms.

    On the other hand the Bible has made prophecies over millennia that have been proven true. For example, the book of Isaiah found in the Dead Sea Scrolls from 125BC had predictions about Jesus that were absolutely correct. Daniel predicted to the day when Jesus would enter Jerusalem. The book of Job (probably the first book written in the Bible) talks about dinosaurs (not by that name, that word was coined in 1841, the KJV was translated in 1611), the hydrologic cycle, and other facts unknown until very recently.

  48. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > The odds are not just low, they are flat out impossible. 10^50 is considered a mathematical equivalent of impossible, and 10^123 is way beyond that.

    No, p=0 is the mathematical equivalent of impossible, and there is no concept of "way beyond" impossible. You're just spouting creationist bunkum.

    I know it's pointless trying to convince you, but if any lurkers are reading this and haven't thought it out before, consider what happens when you shuffle a deck of cards and then examine the resulting order. The probablility of getting that order is 1/52!, AKA 1/10^68. Clearly, 1/10^68 is not "impossible", because it happens every time someone shuffles a deck of cards.

    Want "way beyond" impossible? Just add more cards. Two decks gives 1/10^167. Three gives 1/10^276. Tell me how impossible you want it, and I'll tell you how many decks of cards you need.

    Unless you want p=0, which can't be done by cards - by definition.

    ...you have 2^48 odds or 10^14 odds of getting just the chirality correct.

    Scientists do not posit that the first self-replicator came about via random chance, any more than a chemist reckons that it is random chance that delivers NaCl + HOH when you mix HCl + NaOH in a beaker. The universe is not a random assemblage of matter and energy; there are all manner of laws and forces that make some conformations enormously more likely than others.

    Without knowing what the first self-replicator was and by what pathway it arose, your probability calculations are just numbers pulled out of your ass.

    > And if there were a self-replicating protein, what would prevent it from continuing to exist today?

    A planet full of life that eats proteins? An oxygen-based atmosphere? (What was I saying earlier about creationists and thinking?)

    > And if gradual evolution is to be accepted, why are there no 2-5 cell creatures - why unicellular and many-cellular, no few-cellular?

    Assuming this claim is even correct, what's the problem? Some cells stick together as colonies and others don't - why should we require some to stick together in colonies of an arbitrary size? Multi-cellular life is thought to have arisen via cell specialization in multicellular colonies. It's a silly parody of evolution of the theory of evolution to claim that a life form with n+1 cells arose from a lifeform with n cells, and that all the lifeforms of sizes {1, 2, ... n} must now exist for the form of size n+1 to exist.

    Also, large modern multicellular creatures don't have any difficulty bootstrapping themselves up from a single cell without leaving 2-5 cell intermediates lying about. Why should evolution have any difficulty doing the same thing?

    > Science is not about "might be". It's about facts.

    Actually, science is about providing the best possible explanation for the evidence currently at hand. When there's insufficient evidence bearing on a topic they sometimes have to rely on conjectures, or even "we don't know".

    > And a simple fact is that unless the "self-replicating protein" were near-perfect in replicative abilities, it would not be able to accurately reproduce itself.

    Actually, an imperfect replicator is exactly what we are looking for. Evolution doesn't happen to perfect replicators.

    Also, speaking of "the" replicator may lend to misconceptions, since "the" replicator may have been a cycle of reactions involving multiple "agents". I.e., at the earliest stages of proto-life we may be looking at mixtures of reagents rather than individuals.

    > And simple entropic principles would lead to its degradation into simpler parts.

    Care to show the math on your entropy calculations?

    Lurkers take note: creationists are tres fond of invoking entropy, so long as they don't have to define anything, measure anything, or show any mathematics. (If you ever find a creationist willing to do all that, please bring it to my attention.)

    But skipping the standard creationist handwaving fare and getting back to the original post... What you are arguing here is abiogenesis, not evolution. The theory of evolution doesn't care where the original replicators came from; it merely explains the pattern of changes you see once you do have a system of imperfect replicators. (Remember what science is? We see massive evidence that life has changed over time; we try to explain it.)

    And FWIW, both scientists and creationists agree that abiogenesis happened at some point in the earth's history. The only disagreements are over when it happened and what the mechanism was. If you want me to accept your made-up probabilities for chemical abiogenesis, are you willing to accept my made-up probabilities for divine abiogenesis?

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  49. ChinaMan by Einsdot · · Score: 1

    THere is nothing wrong with anything that comes from CHina. Dont associate "china" with "disgusting".

    1. Re:ChinaMan by floydigus · · Score: 1
      Not quite.
      There are plenty of things that come from China which are not that great (think skinning snakes in restaurants while they're still wriggling, drinking dog's blood etc.)

      Anyway, this story is stating that the fish is disgusting, not China.

      IMHO, the fish is not disgusting. It's l33t - it 0wn3d the USA's rivers.

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      All things in moderation; including moderation

  50. You forgot it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowul...

  51. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are making a classic probstat error - you're taking something in which an outcome is guaranteed (52 cards or 104 cards) and saying the odds of any outcome at all are parallel to getting a protein. One point which you are not understanding is the idea of getting one particular ordering, not of getting any ordering at all. A protein that fits a particular role in the cell is only going to have a very small number X (say 8 in 445 AA's) of possible substitutions. So you'd get X in some immense number, not a relevant fact.

    Second you are using non-replacement ordering to use the factorial equation; that is nonsensical in protein synthesis as there are clearly more than one of many of the AA's used (20 choices, 445 pieces). Please read up on probstat before you try to use it to refute these facts.

    You further speculate that there was a non-oxygen atmosphere in the past which the proteins arose in. That's a tough environment - you'll wind up with therefore absolutely no ozone layer, and a ton of very strong UV radiation. UV at that power breaks up NH3, so there would not be available nitrogen for amino acid synthesis. Nowadays it's done by living things, but they weren't around for the creation of living things, were they.

    Your claims about a replicator needing less than perfect replicative abilities is what I said - even in your quote it showed I said "near-perfect". That's because if you don't have very accurate reproduction, you'll get random mutations which, by the laws of probstat, will degenerate most of the organisms via a mechanism known as "return to the mean". Look it up if you're unfamiliar with it.

    You're claiming that evolution does not involve abiogenesis. If true (and I dispute that), then evolution needs at least as big a leap of faith as creationism does. And again you're fudging things when you say I should accept your probabilities for divine abiogenesis. Since there definitely is a God, there is no need to calculate the probability of Him existing. Want proof? Where did all the matter, physical laws, order, information, and initial energy come from?

    If evolution does not include abiogenesis, you'd better go tell your local school board - it's in the textbooks with lots of other lies about evolution.

  52. MmmMMmm... Ugly fish. Yummy. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    could this be living proof of the evolutionary path that aquatic creatures took to make it to land many millions (billions) of years ago? looks like it to me :-) I love hearing about this.

    The fish is a delicacy in Asian cooking; I've had them.

    I get *hell* from customs for sneaking Mighty Taco across the border, and yet these nasty things are available in any large Asian community?

    Something's not right there. How is it that these were allowed to be imported in the first place?

    It's a sign of either an intellectual failure or starvation (I'll leave the intellectual failure with customs and starvation with my Chinese friends) that those things would be considered a delicacy, anyway.

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    Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    1. Re: MmmMMmm... Ugly fish. Yummy. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > I get *hell* from customs for sneaking Mighty Taco [mightytaco.com] across the border, and yet these nasty things are available in any large Asian community?

      Leave the baggie of pot out and they'll wave you right through.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  53. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Since there definitely is a God, there is no need to calculate the probability of Him existing. Want proof? Where did all the matter, physical laws, order, information, and initial energy come from?
    Where did God come from?
  54. The name is Lah. Al Lah. by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Where did God come from?

    Mario does not know where Shigeru Miyamoto (the god of Mario's universe) comes from, so how should we know any better where al-Lah came from?

    Imagine a simulation running on a computer several times larger than our universe. Now imagine a college student in that universe named Albert Lah. How do you know we're not just bits in a computer (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, The Matrix) in Al Lah's senior project?

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  55. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God is self-existent, outside our spacetime continuum. Otherwise how could He create this spacetime continuum?

  56. I'm more scared by... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    ... the /. posters that actually caught this fish and then ate it, not knowing what the hell it was!

    1. Re:I'm more scared by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? What's wrong with that? Do you insist on knowing the genus and species of every plant and animal you eat? When you catch it yourself, at least you know it's fresh.

    2. Re:I'm more scared by... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      No, but how about in the same ballpark. I'm not about to throw some red berries in my mouth just because I found them myself. If a fish doesn't die out of water, don't you think that's a little weird?

      I guess little Ralph Willgum said it best:

      Bart: What do they taste like Ralph?
      Ralph: It tastes like.. burning.

  57. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mario does not know where Shigeru Miyamoto (the god of Mario's universe) comes from, so how should we know any better where al-Lah came from?
    Why can't we just simplify and say that the universe itself is the be-all end-all, rather than saying that God is the be-all end-all and the universe is something he created. I see no evidence to support a "God" in the traditional sense. I do see evidence to support a universe to which there is more than meets the eye. If this is what you want to call God though - a mysterious and beautifully logical universe, albeit one only partially or wholly scientifically inexplicable by us dumb humans - then that's cool. There seems to be a bit of arrogance among the Creationists; "Evolution couldn't have happened, so it must have happened this way." Who's to say that there is no plane of rationality in existence completely beyond what any human is able to understand? Christ, we haven't even devised a working GUT yet. Humans are stupid, yo.
    Imagine a simulation running on a computer several times larger than our universe. Now imagine a college student in that universe named Albert Lah. How do you know we're not just bits in a computer (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, The Matrix) in Al Lah's senior project?
    You watch too many movies.
  58. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > You are making a classic probstat error...

    d00d! You forgot the most important part of your post, which should have gone something like this:
    I retract my erroneous and easily refuted assertion that anything with a probability less than 1/10^50 is impossible. See the parent post for a simple demonstration of this simple fact.
    And though it's optional, I heartily recommend adding the following disclaimer as well:
    Since Slashdot doesn't honor humor tags, I feel I should point out to any innocents reading this thread that I was just trawling for the coveted (+5, funny) moderation when I made the silly suggestion that something could be way more improbable than something else already reckoned to be impossible.
    But having made your bed, let's see how well you lie in it.

    First, let me call to the attention of any innocents reading this post that your probability argument - like all creationist probability arguments I've ever seen - relies critically on a hidden assumption that life is a completely random assemblage of atomic components. Lurkers my want to speculate, publicly or privately, why creationists always make this (hidden) assumption; my own speculation is that it's a combinaton fo these three factors:
    • the typical creationist knows exactly diddley-jack about the natural sciences, and thus couldn't assume a more realistic mechanism even if he wanted to; and
    • admitting that the arrangements of the molecules in biological organisms is the result of laws and forces that bias the outcome runs a great risk of unwittingly admitting that the mechanisms proposed by the theory of evolution really work; and
    • any assumption other than completely random configurations with uniform probabilities will not produce the astonomical numbers needed to impress the rubes with an otherwise silly argument.
    At any rate, giving AC his desired probability model, and given that the universe exists and the matter in his protein actually exists, we find that there is a truly astronomical number of possible configurations for that matter - probably a higher number even than he calculates - with the resulting possiblility of any single one of those configurations existing - given his assumptions - being <<1/10^50, and thus "impossible". However, given that the universe and the matter in the protein does exist, we conclude that the probability that it is in one of those configurations is 1.0 - just as for the outcome of shuffling a deck of cards.

    So much for creationist probability arguments; they don't even rise to their own standards, let alone to the standards of science.

    > You further speculate that there was a non-oxygen atmosphere in the past which the proteins arose in.

    No, that's based on evidence, not speculation. For instance, the iron in all your worldly goods was accessible to human miners because it precipitated out of the oceans en masse when the atmosphere "turned over" to an oxygen-based atmosphere and oxidized it. Otherwise it would be (more or less) randomly distributed throughout the crust.

    There is other evidence for our pre-oxygen atmosphere; you might want to read up on it if this sort of thing interests you and your faith doesn't rely too much on isolating yourself from facts about the world you live in.

    > That's because if you don't have very accurate reproduction, you'll get random mutations which, by the laws of probstat, will degenerate most of the organisms via a mechanism known as "return to the mean".

    There is no such mechanism; do not misinterpret the "law of large numbers" as a programmed directional shift. You seem to be one who knows just enough about statistics to be dangerous.

    Also very importantly, do not critique the theory of evolution on the basis of a straw-model that omits an enormously important part of the theory, natural selection. (And sexual selection and all that other good stuff you'll hear about if you ever get past them metaphorical Page One in your knowledge of the theory of evolution.)

    Hint: Sundayschool ain't the place to learn about it.

    > You're claiming that evolution does not involve abiogenesis.

    Indeed I am, and that's because it doesn't. The theory of evolution says nothing about where life came from. Terraform a planet and pack off your favorite species for a permanent visit, and you'll find that they will evolve there - just as they will if they get there instead by local abiogenesis, by human creation, or by divine creation. Ultimate origins is irrelevant to the theory of evolution; it merely needs some biological organisms to work with.

    > If true (and I dispute that), then evolution needs at least as big a leap of faith as creationism does.

    Not at all. It's evidence, not faith, that tells us that the universe is of finite age, and evidence, not faith, that tells us that life now exists in the universe. It follows immediately from those that abiogenesis must have happened somewhere along the way; faith does not play any role in either the premises or the conclusion.

    > And again you're fudging things when you say I should accept your probabilities for divine abiogenesis.

    Not at all. If you want me to accept numbers that you pulled out of your ass, then it's perfectly reasonable for me to expect you to accept numbers that I pulled out of my ass.

    > Since there definitely is a God, there is no need to calculate the probability of Him existing.

    That sort of argument is known as "assuming the consequent", "begging the question", or, in layman's terms, "cheating".

    > Want proof? Where did all the matter, physical laws, order, information, and initial energy come from?

    Not from any god. Want proof? Where did your god come from?

    See, it's easy if I get to use the same low standards of evidence that creationists insist on for their own arguments.

    [Lurkers please note that I don't offer that as a serious argument. Rather, I offer it as an example of how creationists will reject an argument with a logical form identical to their own arguments, if it does not lead to the "right" conclusion.]

    > If evolution does not include abiogenesis, you'd better go tell your local school board - it's in the textbooks with lots of other lies about evolution.

    Oddly enough, solar dynamics, kinematics, cloud formation, Turing machines, electic circuits, and a pile of other things that the theory of evolution doesn't say anything about are also to be found in textbooks. You single out abiogenesis only because of your ignorance (and presumably also because it, even more than evolution, is directly contrary to your religious beliefs).

    Curiouser yet, none of those textbooks invoke invisible magicians to explain any of those other phenomena, and yet for some reason no one is writing their school boards and legislatures to protest that omission.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  59. Re: proof? yes, of some things by bobidus · · Score: 1

    I would think that few if any evolutionists believe the predominance of L-amino acids in living organisms is a chance event. This would be seen, rather, as a clue as to how life evolved from nonlife.

    I'm a creationist...

    I ask the following question honestly, rather than as a sarcastic remark: Do you consider creationism to be a branch of science?

    If you believe that the origin of life is not a subject that is amenable to scientific inquiry, fair enough. But, in my opinion, a believer in "scientific" creationism should expect it to explain the same observations that are so troubling for the evolutionary model. However, I myself am afraid that the answer from scientific creationism will be, "Because God wanted it that way."

  60. Why do they win over native? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    I don't get why artificially introduced species are often able to kick the butts of the local ones. The local ones should be better adapted to the local environment.

    Unless, perhaps, that some introduced species have survival tricks that local ones were not able to evolve on their own. (What do they call that in AI and game thoery, local miximum rut?)

    I wonder if anybody has documented how this happened in specific cases.

    1. Re:Why do they win over native? by HKTiger · · Score: 1
      I think it's got something to do with the fact that they're not susceptible to the local predators. So a creature in its own ecosystem will have evolved along with its predators, competitors and parasites, but all of those won't be equipped to deal with strangers, who are also away from the predators etc that *they've* grown up with.

      So Australia gets overrun by rabbits and cane toads, because there's nothing that's accustomed to feeding on them. Particularly with the cane toads, which are pretty repellent anyway: if you're after a prince, don't kiss one of these buggers, or all you'll get is some nasty bacterial infection and hallucinations. Even squashing them isn't free of risk. Nasty warty sods.

    2. Re:Why do they win over native? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2
      Native species have tight balance with food supply, disease and predators do keep from getting out of control. They've had thousand and in some cases millions of years to work out a dynamic equilibrium. The poplation size fluctuates a little, but not much. The introduced ones often lack these checks and then get out of control causing their and related populations to soar and plummet. The introduced species often don't taste as good to predators or have no predators in their new environment.

      IANAB (I am not a biologist) but it is probably not a problem of local optima as in AI, but of not having enough generations to adapt to the change / new problem.

      For specific, but simple, examples you can look at the problem of rats in the Galopogos Islands and New Zealand. Or cats any where you have birds that nest on the ground or in burrows. The rats reproduce faster than the birds they prey on, giving the birds no time to change their hard-coded nesting habits. It's not a matter of not evolving, it's a matter of not having time to adapt.

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  61. Re: proof? yes, of some things by Lurkingrue · · Score: 1

    And if there were a self-replicating protein, what would prevent it from continuing to exist today? Where is it?

    They're called "prions". You find them in mad cows (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy), and very possibly in people (Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease). Even today.

  62. ehhxcellent... by jhampson · · Score: 1

    Why our friend Blinky here is just the next step of the evolutionary chain. Wouldn't we all like a third eye? And they're darn good eatin' too! Mmm-mm! :P

    1. Re:ehhxcellent... by El_Froggo · · Score: 1

      we do have a third eye. its called the pineal gland. it controls melanonin levels and stuff...also it plays a big part in meditation.

  63. Shit, I had mod points a few days ago, too by georgeha · · Score: 1

    they would have been great on the parentparent.

  64. Bitching about Kanada Kustoms Kommies by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    > I get *hell* from customs for sneaking Mighty Taco [mightytaco.com] across the border
    Leave the baggie of pot out and they'll wave you right through.

    I wish.

    Young guy, dressed either in a shirt and tie or in jeans, white T-shirt and leather jacket, driving a 1976 Dodge Ram, often with big chunks of a cut-up Toyota in the back, going through customs:

    • USA: Nature of your visit? [gestures to glance through Canadian passport I'm holding on the steering wheel if he wants it] Welcome to the United States, Mr. $LASTNAME; hope you enjoy your visit. Might wanna avoid the Scajacquada Expressway, they're doin' construction and it's backed up.
    • Canada: Where do you live? [gestures to glance through Canadian passport I'm holding on the steering wheel if he wants it] Citizen of which country? [This question *after* looking through my passport.] What were you doing in the United States? How do you know these friends? Oh... the Interweb thing, and I'm supposed to believe that. Pull over to the side, get undressed, turn around and bend over. Lube for the body cavity search is available for only $13.95 plus GST.

    Grrrr.... Nothing makes you feel better about living in one of the highest taxed countries in the world than being searched by customs and treated like a criminal every time you come home, while you're gladly welcomed by geniunely friendly customs people on the American side.

    Only time I've ever had trouble with US customs was the week after that guy tried to take the ferry to Seattle with the trunkload of explosives. The guy passed a cursory mirror under the truck, then stopped with a surprised look on his face, staring into the mirror: "Shit, boy, is that a nine and quarter axle?" He waved me through.

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