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  1. Re:Phone Jammer on Another Reason to be Annoyed by Cell Phones · · Score: 2

    Well, they would be weakened by all that radiation..

  2. Re:MySQL on Oracle Investigation Grows · · Score: 2

    You must work for the State of California! No-one else could master such business logic!

  3. Re:MySQL on Oracle Investigation Grows · · Score: 2

    "Now, how much ARE 270,000 MySQL licenses? I've no idea."

    I'll do you a deal. You can have the whole lot for a bargain $95,000,000.

  4. MySQL on Oracle Investigation Grows · · Score: 4, Funny

    So how much are 270,000 MySQL licenses?

  5. Phone Jammer on Another Reason to be Annoyed by Cell Phones · · Score: 2

    "Might be time to buy a cell phone jammer."

    This reminds me a scene from Spaceballs, where Lone Star (Bill Pulman) fires a pot of raspberry jam at Dark Helmet's (Rick Moranis) radar.

    "Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"

    If you covered someone's mobile in jam, that'd stop them using it. Only while they stopped to smash your face to a pulp, mind, but it'd stop them none the less.

  6. Flash is NOT as bad as ! on Will Flash Be Taken Off The Shelf? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I don't think this is a very fair comment, although I did find it amusing. Flash is an excellent format for the web, it is just the implementation of it that provides the problem.

    There are a great number of fantastic flash movies available on the WWW, and some excellent flash designers out there. The problem isn't with the technology or the design, but the way it is embedded into most sites. Web masters ought to provide alternatives to Flash movies, but most seem to be too lazy to do just that, and therefore risk alienating their audience.

  7. Human Volunteers on Remote Controlled Rats · · Score: 2

    rewarded them by stimulating a pleasure center in the brain

    Sounds good to me... Where do I sign up?

  8. Re:At Least Do It Properly on "Deep Linking" Controversy Renewed in Texas · · Score: 2

    Oops!

    It's spelt HTTP_REFERER in the HTTP/1.0 Specification.

    Text as follows:

    The Referer request-header field allows the client to specify, for the server's benefit, the address (URI) of the resource from which the Request-URI was obtained. This allows a server to generate lists of back-links to resources for interest, logging, optimized caching, etc. It also allows obsolete or mistyped links to be traced for maintenance. The Referer field must not be sent if the Request-URI was obtained from a source that does not have its own URI, such as input from the user keyboard.

    Referer = "Referer" ":" ( absoluteURI | relativeURI )

    Example:

    Referer: http://www.w3.org/hypertext/DataSources/Overview.h tml

    If a partial URI is given, it should be interpreted relative to the Request-URI. The URI must not include a fragment.

    Note: Because the source of a link may be private information or may reveal an otherwise private information source, it is strongly recommended that the user be able to select whether or not the Referer field is sent. For example, a browser client could have a toggle switch for browsing openly/anonymously, which would respectively enable/disable the sending of Referer and From information.
  9. Re:Scripts on Klez, The Virus that Keeps on Giving · · Score: 3, Informative

    This can easily be done with a call to a remote image generating script, which passes a unique id as a argument.

  10. Robocup? on Robocup 2002 World Robot Soccer Championships · · Score: 2

    When I first read this, I could've sworn it read Robocop. I can only say I'm disappointed -- players being riddled with bullets from Robo's automatic pistal or impaled on that data spike would make things pretty interesting.

  11. Re:What an excellent idea... on Reduce, Reuse, Recycle · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about:

    "Roger, RedHat Leader, this is RedHat 7.3...I'm taking another pass at Redmond." "Stay on target, RedHat 7.3, stay on target..."

  12. So What's Next on Taxing Sci-Fi Products to Fund NASA? · · Score: 2

    In addition to the NASA contributions, perhaps the US Government could levy an extra 1% on sales of learning toys for educationally subnormal adults and give the money straight to President Bush?

  13. Re:Microsoft & Internet2 on Intenet2 Backbone Upgrades · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could hit 1meg a second to windowsupdate.microsoft.com

    That must be fantastic -- imagine having to only spend a couple of hours downloading security updates.

  14. Remember! on First Folding-Screen e-Book Reader · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you fold up an eBook, do you have to remember what page you were on, or can you buy an eBookMark?

  15. Re:I love my powerbook on Comparative Laptop Reviews? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Airport built in

    Handy for travel, I imagine, but must make the notebook a lot bigger?

  16. Related News on Do You Know Where Your Privacy Is? · · Score: 2

    A major step forward in online privacy, P3P, was recently made a recommendation by the W3C.

  17. Distributed Computing on $24.5 Million Linux Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    How long before distributed computing networks such as those used in the projects by United Devices, SETI@Home and KaZaA :-P are included in the supercomputing list?

  18. Re:big deal is on $24.5 Million Linux Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    Well, it's being installed in the Molecular Sciences Laboratory, so...

  19. Re:Other OSes on $24.5 Million Linux Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    Teoma is using ASP, which I assume is running on top of IIS...

  20. How Tought Is It? on $24.5 Million Linux Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    It may have fancy hardware, but is it any good in a fight?

  21. Host Name Change on Deutsche Bahn to Sue Google · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In other news, www.xs4all.nl will change to www.xs4allexceptcertainanarchistpublications.nl to represent recent events.

    Would it not be a better idea for Deutsche Bahn to use their excess cash to:

    • Secure Their Systems
    • Find Better Ways to Transport Radioactive Waste

    As the already-present mirrors show, attempting to censor people's right to freedom of speech on the Internet is a futile exercise.

  22. Re:Missing the server on Mozilla Poised for Revival? · · Score: 2

    But if Mozilla started to be a credible browser threat (which I believe it already is), surely MS would have to support it, or face the possibility that companies would move to Apache or another rival.

  23. Re:How to beat the Slashdot Junk filter? on Stopping Spambots: A Spambot Trap · · Score: 1

    Well, it took me a hell of a long time. Bit of a pity since I got marked down -3 redundant, but there you are...

  24. Re:my spambot trap on Stopping Spambots: A Spambot Trap · · Score: 2

    How about rewriting denied.html each time to contain a list of e-mail addresses in the format:

    abuse@banned_host

    That way, the spammers might actually spam their own ISP's abuse account. Now THAT would be funny! :-)

  25. Another Method on Stopping Spambots: A Spambot Trap · · Score: 2

    How about sending a parameter to a page which redirects to the mailto: protocol?

    For example:

    index.html

    <a href="filename.php?x=info">E-Mail Me&lt/a>

    filename.php

    &lt?php
    Header ("Location: mailto:" + $x + "@mydomain.tld")
    ?>