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  1. Re:Is there even a reason to patch airgapped machi on Ask Slashdot: Patch Management For Offline Customer Systems? · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was a typo. - "users" who _ARE_ fully trusted to the same level as the CEO (e.g., line employees, general public customers, etc.). Because around here we assume the CEO is no more computer aware than the guy guarding the loading dock.

  2. Re:quickly to be followed by self-driving cars on Are We Reaching the Electric Car Tipping Point? · · Score: 1

    This has been somewhat well known for a long time. 25 years ago I had family members, and my bank financial guy tell me "The single worst thing a "young person" can buy is a new car". It is a rapidly depreciating asset, usually financed at high rates, and sucks up any savings for 4 or 5 years. Much better to save that money for a down payment on a home.

  3. Now I won't feel guilty about using Adblock on Advertising Companies Accused of Deliberately Slowing Page-load Times For Profit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I won't feel guilty about using Adblock. Oh, wait, I didn't feel guilty before I learned this.
     
    Rotten Bastards.

  4. IT Degree Better than Most on Computer Science Enrollments Match NASDAQ's Rises and Fall · · Score: 1

    We love to mock people who spend 4 years and rack up $120k in student loans to get a degree in Art History and end up flipping burgers for a living. We should have a certain amount of sympathy for people who (quite sensibly) get degrees in fields that at the time had good employment prospects, and then got blindsided by boom-and-bust industry cycles.

  5. Re:New rule on The French Scrabble Champ Does Not Speak French · · Score: 1

    This is why i hate playing certain games with Normals. They make up their own rules, assume that everybody plays that way and don't tell you about the made up rules till half way through the game. Typically these rules are supposed to make the game more "fun" (i.e. easy for people who don't really understand the game). I challenged somebodies word "lazer? I think you mean laser" and they didn't know what a challenge was, were surprised when their strange spelling wasn't in the dictionary, and didn't want to pick up their tiles or lose their next turn. Ok fine play how you, but don't call it scrabble. The other one that annoys no end is Monopoly when they put money on free parking. Not in the rules, and it makes the game last twice as long.

  6. Re:It's even worse than I thought! on Ford's New Smart Headlights For Tracking Objects At Night · · Score: 1

    How amazing that your entire country is lit up by streetlights. Such marvels you have! Here in the colonies we sometimes have roads that are not in cities. Some of these roads have no street lights at all. When you start driving you might find that the first time you come upon a cyclist with no lights, no reflectors, and dressed from head to toe in black, in the rain, at night, riding on the wrong side of the road, you may be somewhat startled. It is only by the grace of the Almighty and a very quick twitch of my steering wheel that said cyclist didn't end up broken and bleeding in the ditch.

  7. Holy Knee Jerk Reaction on California Legislation May Allow First Responders To Take Out Drones · · Score: -1

    No new law required, just some common sense. Ignore the drones, and don't worry if they are accidentally damaged by the helicopters.
     
    Its not likely that the drones can actually hurt a helicopter. Short of ingesting one in an engine, which would be near miraculous considering the rotor downwash will blow the drone into the next county, I don't see what harm a drone can possibly inflict on a helicopter? It's not like they wait till the sky is clear of birds before they begin operations.

  8. Re:Bill Hicks said it best on Is Advertising Morally Justifiable? The Importance of Protecting Our Attention · · Score: 1

    Use Coke Zero - no sugar. Best cheapest cleaner for stainless steel I ever found. I use it to tumble stainless steel rings for chainmail.

  9. Depends on where I'm working on Ask Slashdot: If Public Transport Was Free, Would You Leave Your Car At Home? · · Score: 1

    Where I live there is very good public transit from the suburbs to downtown. The buses have HOV lanes to bypass the traffic jams, and once I hit a train I am 25 minutes from downtown. If I drive I get there in 40 minutes and pay $15 for parking and about $8 for gas. If I take transit I get there in 55 minutes and I pay about $8 round trip. Very competitive when you consider price and trip time.
     
    The problem is when you live in one suburb and work in another. The hub and spoke layout of the transit system sucks for getting across town. The trip that I drive in 40 minutes, with free parking at the office, becomes a 2 hour nightmare with two bus trips and a train ride in between.

  10. Re:What about other professions? on Learn-to-Code Program For 10,000 Low-Income Girls · · Score: 1

    Skilled tradesmen (sorry, tradespeople) earn double or triple what unskilled service industry jobs pay. I would be a lot happier if my daughter was a machinist than if she was a barrista.

  11. Re:Hackability on Political Polls Become Less Reliable As We Head Into 2016 Presidential Election · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Maybe the candidates can talk about things that they actually believe."
     
    Blasphemer! Heretic! Shun him! Shun him!

  12. Re:What? on Turning a Nail Polish Disaster Into a Teachable Math Moment · · Score: 2

    So she can paint her nails black. HTH HAND.

  13. Re:You Sound Like Me on Ask Slashdot: How To Turn an Email Stash Into Knowledge For My Successor? · · Score: 1

    I guess the cron job to DBAN all the servers never kicked in.

  14. Re:Slack Time on Stress Is Driving Developers From the Video Game Industry · · Score: 1

    "I worked for New World Computing/3do (Worked on Might and Magic 3 through 8) " - This is me doing a full proskynesis while crying "I'm not worthy" - Man, I loved those games.

  15. Utter Lack of Forethought and Responsibilty on Writer: "Why I Defaulted On My Student Loans" · · Score: 2

    When buddy chose to sign up for the student loans, he obviously didn't spend 1 second thinking about how he was going to pay them back. His strategy was to study whatever made him happy, borrow as much money as that required, and hope that when he graduated he would land a high paying job in his chosen field. I see no sign that he ever asked himself what the starting salary in that field was, how long it would take to get to his high paying job, and based on those facts determine how long he would take to pay his loans. Now he wants to walk away from his bad decision, (which he could likely have figured out was a bad decision before he took on a penny of debt), he wants you and me to pay for it instead, and he wants to justify it to himself so that he doesn't have to feel guilty. He gets zero sympathy from me.

  16. Re:WoW? on First Games Inducted Into the World Video Game Hall of Fame · · Score: 2

    Are you going for a "Reverse No True Scotsman"? Only nerds play pac-man, so anyone who played pac-man had to be a nerd. That is just flat out wrong. Back in the early 80's games like Pac-man and Frogger and Centipede were everywhere, every bar, every bowling alley, every pizza joint, every 7-11 had a few arcade games. All sorts of people played them, some were nerds, but a whole lot of them were not.

  17. Re:Meh on Presidential Candidate Lincoln Chaffee Proposes That US Go Metric · · Score: 1

    I have heard of an "American Kilo" which is exactly 2 pounds. This is a unit of measurement from the illegal drug trade, 2 lbs being a standard fedex package size.

  18. Re:Already been burnt by the price on Apple Recalls Beats Pill XL Speakers As Fire Risk · · Score: 1

    "incredulous" - a word that sounds like "incredible" but means something entirely different.
     
    Grammar Nazis for Jesus

  19. Re:Two quick fixes to mass replicate on Elon Musk Establishes a Grade School · · Score: 1

    "I am just going to make my kid take his chances with the same lowest-common-denominator education that all the other kids receive. I am sure that he can rise above the herd anyway."
     
    That's exactly what I did. Disclaimer - I'm not rich. My wife proposed to send our kids to a private school for the obvious reason of a better quality education. I suggested we take the money that we would have spent on private school and spend it on a house in a better area closer to town. The kids would be able to attend a good public school right down the street instead of bussing an hour each way to a private school. The public school was not as good as the private school, but was more than good enough (upper 75th percentile in statewide rankings). As a bonus, my commute was cut by 30 minutes each way, so I was home most days as soon as my kids were home from school and was able to spend a lot more time with them.

  20. Re:No keychain. Just NFC. on Ask Slashdot: What's On Your Keychain? · · Score: 1

    wicked cool!

  21. Re:This law will not stand... on California Senate Approves School Vaccine Bill · · Score: 1

    There are some religious types who like to juggle rattlesnakes. It is their right to do this, even if the rest of us all think it is stupid and dangerous. It isn't even neccessary to invoke religious freedom to permit this. That does not give them the right to put their children at risk by making them handle snakes.

  22. Re:Whack-a-mole on After Over a Year of Police Action, Dark Net Black Markets Still Growing · · Score: 1

    Similar experience here. On several occasions I was given demerol in a hospital. The first two or three times it was like the best buzz ever. All my pain was gone and I was floating on a happy cloud of bliss fog. After that the next few times i got no pain, bliss and nausea like a boat ride in 12 foot waves. Never really enjoyed it once the nausea hit. Maybe if i took gravol first.....

  23. Re:wha? on Top Cyber Attack Vectors For Critical SAP Systems · · Score: 1

    SAP is the equivalent of a parasitic wasp. It lays eggs on the host, which then hatch and devour it from within. Except it's software and the host is a company. But otherwise exactly like that.

  24. Re:Sounds like a nice step on Tesla To Unveil Its $35,000 Model 3 In March 2016 · · Score: 1

    75 mph is "limping"?

  25. Re:Does This Make Sense? on Tesla To Unveil Its $35,000 Model 3 In March 2016 · · Score: 1

    Add to the list:
     
    ICE cars produce emissions when they are idling at a stop light, electric cars don't.
    Electrics have regenerative braking to increase efficiency, ICE cars don't.