You ate a McDonald's Big Mac once. It's well known that their minimum wage employees occasionally jack off into the secret sauce. So it's perfectly fair to call you a cum guzzling jiz mop.
That raises an interesting point. How do you take a poo in zero gravity? (Side note -- that gives a whole new meaning to a "floater"!). Do they just wear diapers? Do they sit on suction seats?
Most keyboards feel mushy to me. Maybe it's psychological, but I find myself typing faster on my unicomp than on a membrane-based keyboard. I kind of like the noise, too. It's like positive aural reinforcement. Also, it's sturdy and well constructed.
Amazon won't be fucked -- they get paid when the card is billed. The credit card/banks will be though. American Express reorganized as a bank holding company a couple months ago to qualify for the bank bailout. There's a good chance the "No deadbeat left behind" act will be extended in 2009 to cover credit card debt.
I guess the bank bailout, auto bailout, hedge fund bailout (it's coming), and credit card bailout (it's also coming) aren't enough, we need a pork bailout (aka "stimulus").
Remember the.bomb bubble? People bought overpriced stocks on the theory they'd be even more overpriced later. That didn't work out, so to soften the landing, the federal reserve kept interest rates low, which moved money into housing.
Remember the housing bubble? People bought overpriced houses they couldn't afford on the theory that they could sell it for even more before their interest-only mortgage came due. That didn't work out, so to soften the blow, the president, congress, the treasury, and the federal reserve borrowed trillions to bail out dying companies on the theory that they had to do something, even if it was stupid and not well thought out.
The federal government (and debt apologists) have justified excessive borrowing and spending on the theory that it will grow the GDP. That's the same kind of thinking that caused these problems for individuals and the economy as a whole. History has shown that you (we) will need to pay for it eventually, and it won't be pretty.
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You ate a McDonald's Big Mac once. It's well known that their minimum wage employees occasionally jack off into the secret sauce. So it's perfectly fair to call you a cum guzzling jiz mop.
They've successfully dispelled the rumor that no own owns a Zune.
The internet has ruined it for all of us. I can't even get a stiffy anymore unless it involves a girl shitting into a cup.
you know what else pops out when women push? a turd. apropos: "push" is a slang term for anal sex.
Until earlier this year (when they stopped production in favor of CFLs), GE was still manufacturing their incandescent bubls in the US.
you use a lot of expensive legacy hardware systems and can't see any way to reduce expenses or be more efficient?
That raises an interesting point. How do you take a poo in zero gravity? (Side note -- that gives a whole new meaning to a "floater"!). Do they just wear diapers? Do they sit on suction seats?
those numbers are pro forma. They're profitable, but not as much as implied.
Probably because pussy feels so good.
Most keyboards feel mushy to me. Maybe it's psychological, but I find myself typing faster on my unicomp than on a membrane-based keyboard. I kind of like the noise, too. It's like positive aural reinforcement. Also, it's sturdy and well constructed.
The Unicomp Model Ms are still made in the US.
"Sun's most profitable software" doesn't mean "profitable". It means "hemorages less cash than our other software."
Fuck CC. They need to use the GFDL license. They can monetize by selling tshirts and coffee cups at their concerts.
Amazon won't be fucked -- they get paid when the card is billed. The credit card/banks will be though. American Express reorganized as a bank holding company a couple months ago to qualify for the bank bailout. There's a good chance the "No deadbeat left behind" act will be extended in 2009 to cover credit card debt.
evil? One click much?
does it blend?
In a platonic heterosexual way, of course.
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I guess the bank bailout, auto bailout, hedge fund bailout (it's coming), and credit card bailout (it's also coming) aren't enough, we need a pork bailout (aka "stimulus").
Remember the .bomb bubble? People bought overpriced stocks on the theory they'd be even more overpriced later. That didn't work out, so to soften the landing, the federal reserve kept interest rates low, which moved money into housing.
Remember the housing bubble? People bought overpriced houses they couldn't afford on the theory that they could sell it for even more before their interest-only mortgage came due. That didn't work out, so to soften the blow, the president, congress, the treasury, and the federal reserve borrowed trillions to bail out dying companies on the theory that they had to do something, even if it was stupid and not well thought out.
The federal government (and debt apologists) have justified excessive borrowing and spending on the theory that it will grow the GDP. That's the same kind of thinking that caused these problems for individuals and the economy as a whole. History has shown that you (we) will need to pay for it eventually, and it won't be pretty.
Yes... but only raw TeX. If you depend on any external macros or latex packages, they could be long gone.
The FSF has, at least once, pointed out a GPL violation and then accepted money to relicense the code.
It's from 1996, before he was a total douchebag.
Disclaimer: IANYetAL, but I'm a law student.
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Nah, that was me. I had too much turkey last night and have a bad case of the farts.
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Information wants to be free.