I've been coming here less and less because the stories are no longer interesting. A shitty redesign might be the final nail in the coffin. Pick a couple subreddits you like and enjoy.
Google bought Motorola Mobility. Motorola Mobility is not Motorola. Google also sold off some parts of Motorola Mobility. Lenevo gets the cell phone business. Full stop.
I think trollaxor has the full story on his site. the short version is, Bendover.net (or maybe it was VA Lunix?) were going to have a contest and gave away the/. PT Cruiser. There was an incident at the geek compound, the car was impounded, the contest was canceled. For a while, anyone posted about it was hit with bitchslap.pl.
IntEl was involved with ARM at the turn of the century -- StrongARM/XScale. They acquired it from DEC (as part of a patent settlement) in 1998 and eventually sold it off to Marvell in 2006.
You being a retard isn't newsworthy. Tesla (and battery powered cars in general) being fundamentally broken in cold weather... well, that's not really newsworthy either. Last year tesla tried to blame the new york times for their car being shit once it gets cold.
Anyhow, you need to step up your game if you want to make the papers. I mean, you're competing with Justin Beiber being a retard. Maybe if you drop trou at a red light and drop a steamer in the street.
A couple weeks back, I read an old article by RMS concerning GPL exemptions/dual licensing. He supports it.
GPL with exemptions is really BSD. A finer grained control, perhaps, in that the copyleft owner can pick and choose. Put a price on whoring out FREEdom. FREEdom? More like "show me the money!".
Remember melamine? Somebody discovered that you can water down your milk, add some melamine, and profit. So melamine milk goes in baby formula and dog food.
Let's say you have a dog or a baby. You buy a bag of dog food/baby formula, and that's all they eat for a month or two, until you run out and buy the next bag. And if it's got melamine, now you have a dead dog. Or a dead baby.
Variety is the spice of life, folks. If you eat nothing but soylent, you will die. I can't live with that.
Heh, anybody else remember zonk? That was fucking awesome how, in the middle of a game review, he'd throw in a paragraph about eating pussy or fingering a hooker's asshole. Don't get me wrong -- he posted complete shit. But once in a while, there was a nugget of gold in there.
Dice devop here. We've been testing ShapeShifter to reduce dupes and it works quite well. This is actually a story about the new paging algorithm in Linux 3.1.6-rc. Shapeshifter noticed it was a dupe and turned it into a barely coherent word salad. If anybody knows how to configure this thing to produce better content, we're hiring -- check the dice.com job board to apply.
Backend is node.js. It doesn't block, which makes it faster. Python, ruby, perl, C all have blocking i/o. (C can do asynchronous i/o but it's a pain and you have to be smart to get it right). node lets any mouth-breathing retard write non-blocking code. That makes it faster. Also, SQL is obsolete. Just store everthing as json and use Array.filter, Array.map, etc. It doesn't block which makes it faster.
Have you read the bible? Lots of fucking, gang-bangs, rape, etc. It makes 50 shades of grey seem tame. And, hey, it convinced my girlfriend to give anal sex a try. (she likes it more than I do, for the record).
That would explain Obama's 180 degree turn on the NSA. But who was he sending dick pics to? Could he be the first GNAA president? Maybe getting something on the down-low?
I hope they start cloning Natalie Portman soon! Just imagine... me, with hot grits in my pants, and Natalie Portman, naked and petrified. Heck, even if she's not petrified it will still be awesome!
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I've been coming here less and less because the stories are no longer interesting. A shitty redesign might be the final nail in the coffin. Pick a couple subreddits you like and enjoy.
100% agreement. For example, RCS works perfectly fine. Why anyone wasted their time developing svn, hg, or git is a mystery to me.
How can Kim Kardashian's ass be 100 times more popular than Rosie O'Donnell's ass?
All your numbers are revenue and there's not one mention of the bandwidth expenses.
Google bought Motorola Mobility. Motorola Mobility is not Motorola. Google also sold off some parts of Motorola Mobility. Lenevo gets the cell phone business. Full stop.
I think trollaxor has the full story on his site. the short version is, Bendover.net (or maybe it was VA Lunix?) were going to have a contest and gave away the /. PT Cruiser. There was an incident at the geek compound, the car was impounded, the contest was canceled. For a while, anyone posted about it was hit with bitchslap.pl.
Pre-Teen? I thought it was Potty Trained. Though, when I interned at the geek compound, piss/shit play seemed to be pretty popular.
lol. The committe members later admitted they had jungle fever and only gave it to him so he would visit.
They also gave one to Yasser Arafat.
IntEl was involved with ARM at the turn of the century -- StrongARM/XScale. They acquired it from DEC (as part of a patent settlement) in 1998 and eventually sold it off to Marvell in 2006.
You being a retard isn't newsworthy. Tesla (and battery powered cars in general) being fundamentally broken in cold weather... well, that's not really newsworthy either. Last year tesla tried to blame the new york times for their car being shit once it gets cold.
Anyhow, you need to step up your game if you want to make the papers. I mean, you're competing with Justin Beiber being a retard. Maybe if you drop trou at a red light and drop a steamer in the street.
I don't think they'd work too well at 0F either.
A couple weeks back, I read an old article by RMS concerning GPL exemptions/dual licensing. He supports it.
GPL with exemptions is really BSD. A finer grained control, perhaps, in that the copyleft owner can pick and choose. Put a price on whoring out FREEdom. FREEdom? More like "show me the money!".
And the penis of a 12-year-old. That part is fairly believable if there are too many phyto-estrogens which are known to shrink your junk.
Umm, I know for a fact some people use sex wax for other things. Things involving sex parts.
Remember melamine? Somebody discovered that you can water down your milk, add some melamine, and profit. So melamine milk goes in baby formula and dog food.
Let's say you have a dog or a baby. You buy a bag of dog food/baby formula, and that's all they eat for a month or two, until you run out and buy the next bag. And if it's got melamine, now you have a dead dog. Or a dead baby.
Variety is the spice of life, folks. If you eat nothing but soylent, you will die. I can't live with that.
Heh, anybody else remember zonk? That was fucking awesome how, in the middle of a game review, he'd throw in a paragraph about eating pussy or fingering a hooker's asshole. Don't get me wrong -- he posted complete shit. But once in a while, there was a nugget of gold in there.
Dice devop here. We've been testing ShapeShifter to reduce dupes and it works quite well. This is actually a story about the new paging algorithm in Linux 3.1.6-rc. Shapeshifter noticed it was a dupe and turned it into a barely coherent word salad. If anybody knows how to configure this thing to produce better content, we're hiring -- check the dice.com job board to apply.
You can get a replacement if your dollars are partially destroyed.
Backend is node.js. It doesn't block, which makes it faster. Python, ruby, perl, C all have blocking i/o. (C can do asynchronous i/o but it's a pain and you have to be smart to get it right). node lets any mouth-breathing retard write non-blocking code. That makes it faster. Also, SQL is obsolete. Just store everthing as json and use Array.filter, Array.map, etc. It doesn't block which makes it faster.
I'm passionate about fucking. How can I do that?
Have you read the bible? Lots of fucking, gang-bangs, rape, etc. It makes 50 shades of grey seem tame. And, hey, it convinced my girlfriend to give anal sex a try. (she likes it more than I do, for the record).
That would explain Obama's 180 degree turn on the NSA. But who was he sending dick pics to? Could he be the first GNAA president? Maybe getting something on the down-low?
Yeah, the workaround doesn't work.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is the biggest whorehouse of all.
I hope they start cloning Natalie Portman soon! Just imagine ... me, with hot grits in my pants, and Natalie Portman, naked and petrified. Heck, even if she's not petrified it will still be awesome!