When I lived in Japan, one option was condom paint (for lack of a better phrase). Basically, you paint your hard-on with latex (?? or something like that) which dries out to form a skin-tight condom. There's also a baggie on the head to catch your swimmers. It wasn't as good as bareback, but it was certainly better than any condom. Oh, and the girl painting your pecker sticks her finger up your ass and sucks your balls to help keep you hard.
We don't need better condoms, we need better sex. I prefer bareback oral and anal. The problem is, a lot of people have no oral skills and think anal sex is dirty or gross. I'm glad shows like Glee and Two and a Half Men show anal sex as a positive thing, but it's not enough. Schools should encourage it and teach proper ass hygiene. There's no reason your ass should smell like, well, ass.
As for oral, look at all the fatties! Clearly they enjoy putting things in their mouth, so they must get some pleasure from it. So suck a dick (or a clit).
Even worse is the al gore porn. "Your orgasm meets or exceeds previous orgasms that have been induced as a side effect of sexual relations with me."
And you don't want to see the racist al gore porn. "It gives me great pleasure when you carefully insert your uncircumcised 20 centimeter african-american penis into my rectum and stimulate my prostate and large bowel."
Remember the toyota software bug? Toyota cars had a software bug that caused older drivers to accidentally hit the gas when they wanted to hit the brake! But it only affected older drivers, and driver height was also a factor. Anyhow, an expert witness reviewed the source code at testified at a civil trial that he couldn't find any bugs but he couldn't rule out that bugs existed. The jury found toyota liable. Cha-ching!
So even if you use something like haskall to prove your code correct or node to prevent blocking, the car manufacturer may still be responsible for drivers pressing the wrong pedal. It's software, there might be bugs, pay up.
Samzenpus asked two questions? Not the worst questions, but they're the same questions and answers in pretty much every interview, party small talk, or post-sex chit chat for Alan. More interesting and off-the-wall questions didn't make it.
I shit you not: this morning, one of my neck beard coworkers did a command-line sql query ('select * from table') piped through cut, sort, and uniq. Because, hey, 'distinct columns, i, actually, want' and 'order by column' is too much work.
The point is, the best tool for the best job. Sometimes that's the command line, sometimes it's a text editor with regular expressions, and sometimes it's spotify.
server side javascript... that never blocks! If you use C++ to read from a tcp connection, it can block and that makes it slow. node.js doesn't block so it's fast.
I'm pretty sure he was talking about "Gay Maker", the codename for HURD beta.
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Back in the day (archive.org is your friend), there were drop downs to select the threshold, flat/nested/no comments (wtf?)/threaded and sort order. Feeling nostalgic? kuro5hin is like a trip back in time...
Comments were paged (50? 100? 250? per page) and the threading really fucked up their multipage logic. (imagine a 10 page article where pages 1-9 are all page 1 and page 10 is page 10) At least they fixed that when they javascriptified.
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For quick and dirty scripts, you can just define your methods and variables and not deal with classes. They're added to the main object, much like javascript globals and functions are added to the window object.
I support Justine Sacco. The trend to silence and punish anyone you disagree with (duck dynasty, c+=, Steve "losana" Martin, slashdot moderation, etc) is dangerous.
A Dr. diagnosed me with tourrette's syndrome so I could get some medical marijuana. All you jizz-sucking moderators should stop modding me down since that's discrimination. penis!!!
slashdot used to purge -1 and 0 rated comments from old stories. "So what?", you say. "Why should they store goatse links and ascii art penises?" But before the misnamed lameness filter, there was a vibrant troll culture. These were works of art that spawned adequacy.org and had a lot of time, creativity, and effort put into them. Much more interesting than the "linux good, microsoft bad" groupthink that made it to +5 informative and wasn't purged.
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When I lived in Japan, one option was condom paint (for lack of a better phrase). Basically, you paint your hard-on with latex (?? or something like that) which dries out to form a skin-tight condom. There's also a baggie on the head to catch your swimmers. It wasn't as good as bareback, but it was certainly better than any condom. Oh, and the girl painting your pecker sticks her finger up your ass and sucks your balls to help keep you hard.
We don't need better condoms, we need better sex. I prefer bareback oral and anal. The problem is, a lot of people have no oral skills and think anal sex is dirty or gross. I'm glad shows like Glee and Two and a Half Men show anal sex as a positive thing, but it's not enough. Schools should encourage it and teach proper ass hygiene. There's no reason your ass should smell like, well, ass.
As for oral, look at all the fatties! Clearly they enjoy putting things in their mouth, so they must get some pleasure from it. So suck a dick (or a clit).
Yep. Maybe the whale company will learn that lesson and ditch google mail, calendar, docs, android, etc.
Can I use bitcoin to buy tulip futures or pets.com stock options?
Even worse is the al gore porn. "Your orgasm meets or exceeds previous orgasms that have been induced as a side effect of sexual relations with me."
And you don't want to see the racist al gore porn. "It gives me great pleasure when you carefully insert your uncircumcised 20 centimeter african-american penis into my rectum and stimulate my prostate and large bowel."
Remember the toyota software bug? Toyota cars had a software bug that caused older drivers to accidentally hit the gas when they wanted to hit the brake! But it only affected older drivers, and driver height was also a factor. Anyhow, an expert witness reviewed the source code at testified at a civil trial that he couldn't find any bugs but he couldn't rule out that bugs existed. The jury found toyota liable. Cha-ching!
So even if you use something like haskall to prove your code correct or node to prevent blocking, the car manufacturer may still be responsible for drivers pressing the wrong pedal. It's software, there might be bugs, pay up.
here is the code in question.
Look on craigs list. You can get it for $1-$2,000.
Samzenpus asked two questions? Not the worst questions, but they're the same questions and answers in pretty much every interview, party small talk, or post-sex chit chat for Alan. More interesting and off-the-wall questions didn't make it.
Who is reading slashdot on a phone and why? If that's not a sign of addiction and/or lack of a social life, I don't know what is.
Fuck, next week is a new year. Resolve to take a bath and get some strange.
this flat shit is an abomination. I just hope it dies soon.
And if that don't work: collect more useless data.
I shit you not: this morning, one of my neck beard coworkers did a command-line sql query ('select * from table') piped through cut, sort, and uniq. Because, hey, 'distinct columns, i, actually, want' and 'order by column' is too much work.
The point is, the best tool for the best job. Sometimes that's the command line, sometimes it's a text editor with regular expressions, and sometimes it's spotify.
server side javascript... that never blocks! If you use C++ to read from a tcp connection, it can block and that makes it slow. node.js doesn't block so it's fast.
QT is last generation. Next generation is javascript using node. It never blocks! It never wastes time creating new threads! That's why it's faster.
I'm pretty sure he was talking about "Gay Maker", the codename for HURD beta.
Back in the day (archive.org is your friend), there were drop downs to select the threshold, flat/nested/no comments (wtf?)/threaded and sort order. Feeling nostalgic? kuro5hin is like a trip back in time...
Comments were paged (50? 100? 250? per page) and the threading really fucked up their multipage logic. (imagine a 10 page article where pages 1-9 are all page 1 and page 10 is page 10) At least they fixed that when they javascriptified.
For quick and dirty scripts, you can just define your methods and variables and not deal with classes. They're added to the main object, much like javascript globals and functions are added to the window object.
Make that a double hail mary -- bitcoin will probably be on par with tulip futures and web van stock when he gets out.
The US Constitution doesn't make it "illegal to use alternative currencies".
Please clarify:
1. We are bastards. We need to get raped by a horse.
-or- 2. We are having sex with bastards. The bastards need to get raped by a horse.
I support Justine Sacco. The trend to silence and punish anyone you disagree with (duck dynasty, c+=, Steve "losana" Martin, slashdot moderation, etc) is dangerous.
A Dr. diagnosed me with tourrette's syndrome so I could get some medical marijuana. All you jizz-sucking moderators should stop modding me down since that's discrimination. penis!!!
So who's career ended over 9/11?
Muhammed Atta and 3,000 others.
slashdot used to purge -1 and 0 rated comments from old stories. "So what?", you say. "Why should they store goatse links and ascii art penises?" But before the misnamed lameness filter, there was a vibrant troll culture. These were works of art that spawned adequacy.org and had a lot of time, creativity, and effort put into them. Much more interesting than the "linux good, microsoft bad" groupthink that made it to +5 informative and wasn't purged.