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  1. Re:Huh? Just in case you wanna know... on A Blog With Unlimited Bandwidth (Beta 1.2) · · Score: 1

    It depends if you make a vertical flip, or a 180 degree rotation!

  2. Hurry! on A Blog With Unlimited Bandwidth (Beta 1.2) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Go get it before the *AA !!

  3. To be a real social software on The Debate about Social Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    It must have ChattingAndDrinkingAtAPub.

  4. I can do that with plain sh... on Anger as a Software Design Philosophy · · Score: 5, Funny

    unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck;

    more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep

    gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger...

  5. Re:All your bits are belong to us. on Evil Bit Added to TCP/IP Packets · · Score: 1

    Headlines:
    Microsoft steal all bits, to make them more evil than the devil himself.

    --
    Virtual money is the root of all evil bits.

  6. Re:All your bits are belong to us. on Evil Bit Added to TCP/IP Packets · · Score: 1

    Headlines:
    Microsoft steal all bits, to make them more evil than the devil himself.

    --
    The basic strategy seems to be one owing to Monty Python. Microsoft plans on making special contraptions that write evil bits onto memory. No one else may have these evil bit writing devices without "overcoming economic and/or legal hurdles." All your evil bits are belong to us.

  7. All your bits are belong to us. on Evil Bit Added to TCP/IP Packets · · Score: 1

    Headlines:
    Microsoft steal all bits, to make them more evil than the devil himself.

    --
    Life would be so simple if packets were clearly marked by either setting or not setting their evil bit. It would make the process of deciding which packets to discard so much easier.

  8. What is the difference between BT and eDonkey??? on Snag the Red Hat 9 ISOs, via Cash or BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    It seems like it is just a clone of the eDonkey/Overnet protocol... nothing new here...

  9. So, what is this? on Aspect-Oriented Programming with AspectJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is Aspect-Oriented Programming?? I've never heard of it!

  10. 2003: The year Matrix began on Virtual Simerica · · Score: 1

    It all began with a simple game network experience in 2003. Soon everybody wanted to change the keyboard/monitor interface to more realistic ones. Not that they needed it. Modern life and propaganda made they WANT it.

    "You know, life is an illusion, just like Disney World." - People said.

    Suddenly, there was no real world anymore, people all worked, chatted, partied and made sex in the SimNation. A life better than yours for just US$ 9,99 a month.

  11. Re:Thought experiment on Downloading The Mind · · Score: 1

    Of course "I" would be the system which would be still linked with my body's nervous system. If the other two were also linked, then their input would be exactly the same, and consequently the output too, but only one would send the orders to my nervous system, otherwise, my body would enter a deadlock!

    Consciousness is mind + body. Mind without a body (even a keyboard+screen one) would be nothing.

  12. I can hardly wait... on Mining Metals Using Plants and Trees? · · Score: 1

    for my GOLD tree!

  13. Link for those who doesn't have a reg. at NYTimes on Turning a Blind Eye to Big Brother · · Score: 2, Informative
  14. I am not a number, I am a free candidate! on Electronic Ballots In The Brazilian Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    The people will have to learn the number of their candidates, to type in the electronic ballot. It will be 6 numbers, one for each type of candidate, and the best to vote are these:

    Federal Deputy:
    5656
    Dr. Enéas

    State Deputy:
    56500
    Ms. Havanir

    Senator 1:
    43
    Green Party

    Senator 2:
    16
    Against Burgeoise

    Governor:
    30
    SP in God's Hands

    President:
    16
    Joseph Maria - Against Burgeoise, Vote Sixteen

    There is also the candidate Mr. Creysson, whose number is 00. He is a Protugeuse Tcheacher.

  15. Trashmen's New Song on RMS Says Hurd Could Be Loosed in 2002 · · Score: 2, Funny
    (sing as in "surfing bird")
    "Well everybody's heard,
    about the Hurd!
    Hurd, Hurd, Hurd, Hurd is the word
    Hurd, Hurd, Hurd, well Hurd is the word
    Don't you know, about the Hurd?
    Well everybody knows that Hurd is the word!
    Hurd, Hurd, Hurd is the word!

    ...

    Surfin' Hurd
    Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... aaah!

    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
    Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow -mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

    ...

    Well don't you know about the Hurd?
    Well, everybody knows that the Hurd is the word!
    Well a Hurd, Hurd, Hurd's the word

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...
  16. Re:Example, please! on RMS Says Hurd Could Be Loosed in 2002 · · Score: 1

    Time is money, so April 9th, 2002 may be $20,020,409.00

  17. Gnutella will not suck on Kazaa Admits to Morpheus Shutdown · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If Morpheus can use the Gnutella network together with all their aparatus of media file meta-information, and multiple segmented downloading, and if they use the hyper-cube network approach, rather than the tree one, it will simply rocks, and no one will be able to stop it when it begins.

  18. Reasons behind .NET on HTTP's Days Numbered · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that the main reason behind .NET is that it will save Microsoft even if it is forced to be divided into separate smaller companies, because it is making Microsoft Office software more dependent on the Microsoft Windows and on it's servers and softwares for Internet, i.e, it is serving as a 'glue' for all MS softwares.

    Also, I think .NET on Linux is very bad for the Free Software Community, because MS holds patents for this plataform, and if someday they make Linux users dependent on .NET plataform, then it will be possible for them to charge royalties in the future.

    Do you think a company this large, with this vast amount of money, would be stupid or good? No, they are evil, they just want to LOOK stupid. Just remember how they dominated the OS market, first making the IBM computer users dependent on DOS, and then charging for it.