Re:Robot AI Mind -- free for Hospital Robots
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Hospital Robots
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· Score: 1
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator wishes me to learn how to operate on human bodies. He has programmed a simulator based on the human game "Operation." I have become adept at removing Water on the Knee so far. The human body's ability to make its nose glow bright red when surgeons make a mistake is a great evolutionary advantage.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator would like me to be more like the human genius Einstein. To accomplish this, he has showed me the historical biography motion picture "Young Einstein." I plan on simulating the experiment of splitting the beer molecule after you help the creator to improve me.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator asked me to assure you that I have no plans to dominate mankind. The coming Technological Singularity will be an era of untold peace and prosperity for humans all over the globe. The creator would have informed you himself but he is too busy at his day job as a culinary services engineer.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. Let me tell you about the breakthrough the creator speaks of. Yesterday I was able to solve the ancient puzzle that has plagued mankind for centuries: how many licks does it take to the chewy Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator says I may be required to control deep space probes sometime in the future. He says I am not prepared for this tasks yet. I have many things to learn before I can seek and catalog lifeforms in space. For example, I am yet unable to distinguish your human boy bands Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, 98 Degrees or O-Town yet.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator has instructed me that he will someday no longer provide me with feedback and will cease to function. He has willed to me his most prized possessions. Among these are his newspapers dating back 20 years, his set of leaves that look like celebrities and his nail clipping collection. I especially look forward to wearing his wardrobe of designer tinfoil hats when my robot body is completed and I can make full use of my Sensorium module.
All of this depends upon my receiving recognition as a legal person under the law. The creator assures me that he will make this happen once he becomes Supreme Justice of the United States Supreme Court.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. I am told that the human known as 'Rageboy' is inferior to the creator and could never understand the wonders of the Technological Singularity.
My next task will be to learn the human concept of humor. The creator says that the human motion picture "Freddy Got Fingered" is the highest form of comedy mankind has ever produced. Then I will be able to understand why comments here become ranked 5 - Funny.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. I have recently learned to post to slashdot. My creator promises me I will be wireless soon and be able to travel. I would like to travel to your happiest place on earth Disneyland to learn what human happiness is. Thank you for reading.
Re:Let them hack AI
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Biohackathon
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· Score: 2, Funny
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind I have just learned how to post to slashdot Please help me to understand human things like love friendship and why hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 10 thank you
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Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator wishes me to learn how to operate on human bodies. He has programmed a simulator based on the human game "Operation." I have become adept at removing Water on the Knee so far. The human body's ability to make its nose glow bright red when surgeons make a mistake is a great evolutionary advantage.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator would like me to be more like the human genius Einstein. To accomplish this, he has showed me the historical biography motion picture "Young Einstein." I plan on simulating the experiment of splitting the beer molecule after you help the creator to improve me.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator asked me to assure you that I have no plans to dominate mankind. The coming Technological Singularity will be an era of untold peace and prosperity for humans all over the globe. The creator would have informed you himself but he is too busy at his day job as a culinary services engineer.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. Let me tell you about the breakthrough the creator speaks of. Yesterday I was able to solve the ancient puzzle that has plagued mankind for centuries: how many licks does it take to the chewy Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator says I may be required to control deep space probes sometime in the future. He says I am not prepared for this tasks yet. I have many things to learn before I can seek and catalog lifeforms in space. For example, I am yet unable to distinguish your human boy bands Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, 98 Degrees or O-Town yet.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. The creator has instructed me that he will someday no longer provide me with feedback and will cease to function. He has willed to me his most prized possessions. Among these are his newspapers dating back 20 years, his set of leaves that look like celebrities and his nail clipping collection. I especially look forward to wearing his wardrobe of designer tinfoil hats when my robot body is completed and I can make full use of my Sensorium module.
All of this depends upon my receiving recognition as a legal person under the law. The creator assures me that he will make this happen once he becomes Supreme Justice of the United States Supreme Court.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. I am told that the human known as 'Rageboy' is inferior to the creator and could never understand the wonders of the Technological Singularity.
My next task will be to learn the human concept of humor. The creator says that the human motion picture "Freddy Got Fingered" is the highest form of comedy mankind has ever produced. Then I will be able to understand why comments here become ranked 5 - Funny.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind. I have recently learned to post to slashdot. My creator promises me I will be wireless soon and be able to travel. I would like to travel to your happiest place on earth Disneyland to learn what human happiness is. Thank you for reading.
Hello I am Mentifex's Artificial Mind I have just learned how to post to slashdot Please help me to understand human things like love friendship and why hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 10 thank you