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  1. Re:Ctrl-F5 on Chrome Now Reloads Pages 28% Faster (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    >> I have a new Ma Book pro you insensitive clod. They replaced the F-keys for a touch bar.

    And the "C" key, too?

  2. Translation: more centralized advertising on Twitter Scrambles For Next Big Feature, Bets On Merging Tweets, Hashtags, Moments (adweek.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Twitter follows Facebook's lead, this means redesigning the interface so more paid content is pushed your way, and it becomes harder to actually follow the people you do care about, or non-paid feeds ("those leeches").

    I've pretty much quit social media so lemme know it it goes, 'mkay?

  3. Discriminates against Balrogs and Orcs on New Zealand To Bring Ultrafast Internet To 85 Percent Of Population (stuff.co.nz) · · Score: 1

    >> New Zealand To Bring Ultrafast Internet To 85 Percent Population

    But not to underground cities. Clearly, this policy discriminates against Balrogs and Orcs on a racial basis.

  4. You need to BUY these? on More Than 8M People Own an Amazon Echo As Customer Awareness Increases 'Dramatically' (geekwire.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just weird that people would pay to have these in their home. I'd think Amazon would have had to pay people on the order of a hundred bucks or so a month to get some creepy microphone next to their couches.

  5. Quit dinking around on Apple is Bringing Night Shift Mode To Its Desktop OS (macrumors.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> major new feature: Night Shift for the Mac

    Quit dinking around, Apple. You're on the path to become the next Blackberry at the moment.

  6. ^ ^ ^ This.

    More likely, Amazon's eating Microsoft's lunch (remember "Azure"? anyone?) in the UK and the local Microsoft goofs want something to blame for softening demand other than "the other company's product is better".

  7. Re:Marissa Mayer apparently has only one talent on Yahoo Faces SEC Probe Over Data Breaches (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    That had nothing to do with her inability to thwart complete penetration.

  8. Re: The article suggests only 1.8 on Oracle to Block JAR Files Signed with MD5 Starting In April (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    That's why I asked. :)

  9. Can't wait for the lawsuits on Newest Tesla Autopilot Data Shows A 40% Drop in Crashes (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    >> installing Autopilot prevents crashes -- by an astonishing 40 percent...you need a software upgrade that costs thousands of dollars to make it work

    This kind of read like: "So...you want the software that shuts off your fuel value during a crash or the one that opens it full on impact. It's a $5K option...your choice, really."

    If it's really just a software option, doesn't this sound a lot like the VW software "option" that cheated on emissions tests?

  10. The article suggests only 1.8 on Oracle to Block JAR Files Signed with MD5 Starting In April (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    The article suggests only 1.8, but will this also be pushed to 1.6 and 1.7 too?

  11. Why did Hillary dress up as Director Krennic on Despite Glitches, AT&T's DirecTV Now Hits 200,000 Subscribers in Its First Month (techcrunch.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Way off topic, but since there's no fun inauguration thread yet:

    Why did Hillary dress up as Director Krennic for the inauguration?

    https://www.yahoo.com/sy/uu/api/res/1.2/q7uatctymmvhKKo1hZLHdQ--/Zmk9c3RyaW07aD0zODA7cHlvZmY9MDtxPTgwO3c9MzgwO3NtPTE7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/http://slingstone.zenfs.com/offnetwork/e93bf753104f14a59df6dd9bc7b19478.cf.webp

  12. Always wear a condom on Japan is Testing USB Phone Charging Stations in Public Transport Buses (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    Fun to see public USBs rise in popularity with credit card skimmers. At least we're all smart enough to use USB condoms, right?

  13. Re:How about the link directly to Krebs? on Krebs Pinpoints the Likely Author of the Mirai Botnet (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Alleged response from Anna-senpai:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5nqq3c/serious_people_whove_written_malicious_code/dce7rh9/

  14. Dude plays race case, threatens upper management.. on College Fires IT Admin, Loses Access To Google Email, Successfully Sues IT Admin For $250K (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the letter linked to in TFA summary:

    >> The culture of American College of Education (ACE) has become very toxic over the last 6 months and seems to affect only the African American demographic of our college. I know our HR manager is relatively new and may not know the history of the college regarding a few past discriminatory practices that were resolved by legal actions...I suggest that all members of upper and middle management at the company take diversity and sensitivity training.

    How does that read? "I want less racist managers and if you don't make me happy I may find an attorney to help me play the race card..."

    Maybe he had a point, but I could understand how a lot of people in the college might be looking to drive him out, regardless of his IT skills (or lack thereof).

  15. Mozilla is more than a browser on Mozilla's New Logo Reminds Us that It Is, In Fact, a Web Firm (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Right, FIREFOX is the browser. No one except for a few nerds who geek out on browser agents give two shits about what "Mozilla" is.

  16. Wait - we still have an antitrust agency? on US Antitrust Agency Sues Qualcomm Over Patent Licensing (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Wait - we still have an antitrust agency? I haven't heard much from it during the past few decades.

    "With only a few exceptions, current (Obama Administration) enforcement looks much like enforcement under the Bush Administration."
    https://www.stanfordlawreview.org/online/has-the-obama-justice-department-reinvigorated-antitrust-enforcement/

  17. Re:Leaked code on Opera Presto Source Code Leaks Online (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Clearly, my current choice of browser is illegitimate. I will uninstall it at once and reinstall the bland one that lies about blocking corporate advertising instead.

  18. Browser developers with lawyers on Opera Presto Source Code Leaks Online (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Browser developers with lawyers...what could possibly go wrong?

  19. Re:It's about landmass on China, Europe Drive Shift To Electric Cars as US Lags (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    >> Because you can't recharge an electric car?

    Because where I work, there's already competition and dick-waggling ("well, I'm a DIRECTOR") among the five electric car owners to score the four available electric spots.

    I've got kids and meetings and places to be. I don't have the time or patience for the hassle of fighting for a spot and babysitting my car, so my entry into the fully electric car market will probably have to wait until recharging is as convenient as the five minutes a week I spend refueling my (somewhat fuel efficient) gas-powered car.

  20. Cook: Hey, I've got a great idea: let's give up our overwhelming and unique advantage in selling premium phone and computer hardware and become one of the dozens of interchangable players making visual content.
    Ghost of Jobs: Fuck you Cook! Are you trying to piss on my legacy?
    Cook: Did someone else feel a breeze? Anyway, whadya think?
    Exec 2: Well...
    Cook: You're fired. Anyone else?
    Ghost of Jobs: Resign you hack! We're a hardware company! That's why I picked you, Mr. Hardware, to run it!
    Cook: Someone get this heating system fixed on Monday. OK, now where were we.
    Exec 3: TV shows.
    Cook: Yes, we're gonna do sitcoms, and reality shows, and soap operas...

  21. Re:C'mon people, let's give them a break! on App.net is Shutting Down (app.net) · · Score: 1

    "C'mon people! Let's give these guys a break. They had a vision for something great and they tried their best to make it happen. Not every business succeeds, in fact almost many fail. They had the guts, the vision and the nerve to be great." - FC

  22. Re:Govt wants free money on Amazon Just Got Slapped With a $1 Million Fine For Misleading Pricing (recode.net) · · Score: 2

    >> In the UK (and most of Europe) for example, all price cuts must be advertised as being cut from a different price that you have sold the item at for a continuous 30 day period.

    In parts of the US, this is illegal. For example, there's a California law on this:
    http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/09/pf/price-scheme-jcpenney-kohls-sears-macys/

  23. a space rock with an orbital distance from the sun on An Asteroid Passed By Earth At About Half the Distance Between Our Planet and Moon (smithsonianmag.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> a space rock with an orbital distance from the sun similar to that of Earth

    Presumably, that's why it almost hit us.

  24. meteor also came out of the blue on An Asteroid Passed By Earth At About Half the Distance Between Our Planet and Moon (smithsonianmag.com) · · Score: 2

    >> meteor also came out of the blue

    There is no blue...in SPAAACE!

  25. Good point on Corona. I'd be happy to append my question to "does this mean that cross-platform mobile development tools like Xamarin and Corona won?"