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  1. Re:news for nerds on Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dead At 94 (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    But where would the scientific field of astrology be without her?

  2. "Tries its hand"? I thought that was communism 101 on China Tries Its Hand At Pre-Crime (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> China Tries Its Hand At Pre-Crime

    "Tries its hand"? I thought the use of secret internal police (e.g., the Stasi) charged with stamping out thought crime was covered in communism 101.

  3. Re:Lego Laptop? on AMD Wants To Standardize the External GPU (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    >>>> I'm in my 40's and my 'device that does it all' is my cell phone
    >> How do you...?

    Easy: this guy is a manager. If all you do is schedule things, have meetings and delegate things with initials (e.g,. "JR can you handle this?"), you can live on a mobile device with a fairly large screen. You only need a computer if you actually have to do work.

  4. Who's Phil Spencer? on Microsoft Losing Ground On Windows Store and UWP For Gaming · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> even damage control from Phil Spencer

    Who?

    >> damage control...on Twitter

    Yeah, time to rethink your PR strategy then because no one reads/forwards/retweets apologizes on Twitter. In fact, the only live people left over there seem to be reporters looking for the next drunk/racist/sexist celebrity/politician/athlete tweet, so craft accordingly...

  5. You just invented the home graphics mainframe! on AMD Wants To Standardize the External GPU (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    >> It'd also be nice to grab my desktop's GPU when I want to game on my laptop in the living room.

    Congratulations: you just invented the home graphics mainframe!

  6. Re:Why not? The Star Wars movies no longer suck. on Ted Cruz Proposes Reviving SDI To Counter N. Korean Nuclear Threat (blastingnews.com) · · Score: 1

    >> the Chewbacca defense

    Shaggy dudes with crossbows? I have to think that's already been a crappy reality show on TLC already. (Does anyone on SlashDot still have cable so we can find out for sure?)

  7. Why not? The Star Wars movies no longer suck. on Ted Cruz Proposes Reviving SDI To Counter N. Korean Nuclear Threat (blastingnews.com) · · Score: 1

    >> Reagan-era Strategic Defense Initiative

    Why not? The Star Wars movies no longer suck, so the populace is ready to digest the sequel. Personally, I can't wait for green 45-degree lasers travelling a bit under the speed of light.

  8. Is AWS next...or already open? on Amazon Just Removed Encryption From the Software Powering Kindles, Smartphones, Tablets (dailydot.com) · · Score: 2

    Gee, it's a good thing Amazon only sells client machines, right? If anyone ran their servers/services on Amazon anything, they'd REALLY have to be worried...

  9. "Government's Fault" is a bit of a reach on FREAK, Logjam, DROWN All a Result of Weaknesses Demanded By US Gov't (csoonline.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember the 1990's crypto wars. But we've also had plenty of time to refactor our code, create secure-by-default installations and disable insecure implementations. In fact, as an industry, we've done it before for SSL 2.0, MD5, SSL 3.0, RC4 and now SHA1.

  10. Re:Front end? on Google Says Angular 2 Will Support Python, Java (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 2

    Long story short, I think it's that major IDE's (e.g., Visual Studio, Eclipse?) will now be "compiling to typescript" where the typescript will be leveraging the Angular 2 framework. (Anyone...accurate?)

  11. Re:js crapware fad of the month on Google Says Angular 2 Will Support Python, Java (thenewstack.io) · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> no one values a stable web platform any more

    To their credit, they did the right thing in incrementing the major version number.

    >> Google's Brad Green, noting that 213 contributors are currently working on Angular...Google says there are currently 21.3 million developers using Angular 1

    1 developer for each 100,000 users. Coincidence...or aliens?

  12. Do we know this isn't gravitational lensing? on New Findings Deepen the Mystery of Fast Radio Bursts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> fast radio bursts that repeat, a dealbreaker for the merger scenario

    Do we know this isn't gravitational lensing? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_lens)

  13. Re:paid-for commercial? on Hacking a Professional Drone · · Score: 2

    >> an RSA presentation which none of us will ever see

    I've been to RSA. Many times. You aren't missing much. Go to a different security conference if you want to improve your skills - RSA is primarily for managers and buyers of packaged security solutions.

  14. a 30,000 dollars drone on Hacking a Professional Drone · · Score: 0

    If only there was a symbol that meant "dollar"

  15. Re:Disable SSLv2 on A Third of All HTTPS Websites Vulnerable To DROWN Attack (drownattack.com) · · Score: 1

    >> A quarter of admins don't seem to know how to disable it.

    In many cases, the problem is "downstream" of the admins originally tasked with disabling it. E.g., Original website gets locked down with TLS only, but then a proxy/CDN/accelerator project comes along and "front-ends" some or all of the HTTPS services/content, and the new HTTPS-serving service isn't locked down and could even be invisible to the admins in charge of the original web application boxes. (Yes, I've seen this happen before both as a developer and a pentester.)

  16. Re: The kryptonite of slashdot groupthink on Laid-Off Disney IT Workers Decry Offshoring At Trump Rally (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    >> You have very low expectations on your investments

    Did I mention I was a Gen-X'er? The market hasn't been kind since the late 1990's - the S&P's only gained about 80% since I got in, or about 3.3% per year.

    >> net worth doesn't just include liquid accounts like checking

    Yes, my house is about $200K of my worth, but I don't see that rocketing up fast, and I'm keeping that out of my long term income plans since I want to keep it (and hope to avoid a reverse mortgage or outright sale).

  17. Re:The kryptonite of slashdot groupthink on Laid-Off Disney IT Workers Decry Offshoring At Trump Rally (computerworld.com) · · Score: 2

    >> With a possible net worth of $769,002

    That's not too far off my net worth, and I'm a late-30-ish developer wondering if that will be enough to allow me to retire at 65 (hoping it will double to $1.5M or $75K/year by then and inflation stays low). It certainly isn't enough to let me quit my job if I want to keep my house, car, kids in sports, etc.

    Like most Gen-X'ers, I still don't believe Social Security as we know it (i.e., cashable checks) will exist by then: I'm expecting SS will be converted almost entirely into Medicare, food stamps, ride share tokes and other non-cash chits and programs by then instead. (And I'd be OK with that...but it means I'll need my own spending money.)

  18. Re:As designed on Autonomous Cars Could Be Worse For Carbon Emissions · · Score: 1

    >> "'People currently drive less because traffic is stressful' (is not valid)"

    You may want to talk to some of your friends or coworkers. I know lots of people who avoid driving in cities because the traffic is stressful. I know traffic was a factor lots of people moving away from LA, Chicago, NYC, etc.

    >> any decrease in commute times due to better traffic flow is not going to cause any significant increase in the radius people look inside for their housing

    You're kidding, right? I'll need to you look up the terms "sprawl" and "freeway" before we can continue this conversation.

  19. Re:Fucking Retarded on Autonomous Cars Could Be Worse For Carbon Emissions · · Score: 1

    >> dumbest fucking retarded article I've seen

    You must be new here. Just wait until Friday.

  20. As designed on Autonomous Cars Could Be Worse For Carbon Emissions · · Score: 1

    >> Self-driving cars could increase the overall amount of vehicle miles traveled.

    Yes it will. One of the OTHER ways it will do this will be to take the pain out of commuting (e.g., you can watch TV instead of drive; you'll no longer feel as stressed when in traffic) so people will start living further and further out from their jobs again - should be great for the suburbs.

    Personally, I can't wait for it. If you want to cut my emissions with my self-driving car, make it electric and self-charging too (e.g., drive to the charging lot, get full while I'm at work) - no complaints here.

  21. >> documents also refer to hand flexor sensors that indicate a level of precision tracking at the fingertip level

    I believe rule 34 applies here.

  22. Re:Cloud Cloud Cloud Cloud on Cloud Security Startup ProtectWise Creates Network DVR To Analyze Threats (hothardware.com) · · Score: 2

    >> The sensors (12MB install package) record all network traffic wherever they're installed and stream it up to the ProtectWise platform

    Cool, so I just install this on my router and...

    >> Well, you can't install it there. Try a spanning port and set up a completely separate box to run our "sensor"

    And how is this better than Snort from 2000 or so?

    >> F***!

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  24. Re:God must have been pretty amazing on Leap Days May Be Going Away In the Not Too Distant Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kind of explains the platypus, though, doesn't it?

  25. Re:Untrusted certs on 90% of All SSL VPNs Use Insecure Or Outdated Encryption · · Score: 1

    >> I'm not sure he is talking about what I think he is talking about with untrusted certs

    I had that impression too. When I've used VPNs with certs, it's been in situations where mutual authentication of specific certificates was used - no CAs necessary. Anyone who's used client keys with SSH or even just PGP would be familiar with the situation.