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  1. ...the company refused to pay royalties... on Apple Will Pay More To Streaming Music Producers Than Spotify -- But Not Yet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> ... a trial period during which the company has refused to pay royalties...

    How, exactly, did they get away with millions of unpaid plays that at the same time we're reading a story about the royalty police going after a mom-and-pop restaurant for a song or two?

  2. Welcome to IT on Ask Slashdot: What Asset Tracking Software Do You Recommend? · · Score: 1
  3. I still have two Amigas (500 and 1200) on Commodore PC Still Controls Heat and A/C At 19 Michigan Public Schools · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still have two Amigas (500 and 1200). IM me and you can have both of them for just $500K - that's a savings of $1M over your upgrade costs! /snark>

  4. Re:Do Robotic Tentacles Need Passports? Should the on Soft Robot Tentacle Can Lasso an Ant Without Harming It · · Score: 1

    >> Do Robotic Tentacles Need Passports?

    Wasn't that covered in Maniac Mansion way back in the 1980s?
    http://www.selfsimilar.org/ima...

  5. Re:Internet rule 34 on Soft Robot Tentacle Can Lasso an Ant Without Harming It · · Score: 1

    >> ...how long before it shows up on a porn site?

    A corollary of Rule 34 could be that any site that allows user content could be a porn site. See also "Brazzers meme"...

  6. Re:This would never have happened under Hitler! on German Parliament May Need To Replace All Hardware and Software To Stop Malware · · Score: 4, Informative

    >> No computers in 1945...

    Turn in your geek card.
    (http://www.computerhistory.org/timeline/?category=cmptr - see the entry about the Z3 in 1941)

  7. We have marketing to do this... on Why Our Brains Can't Process the Gravest Threats To Humanity · · Score: 1

    The whole point of marketing is to get people to reprioritize their perceived needs and act accordingly. Why else do you think we keep getting stories about how global warming is the cause of this or that event in the news?

  8. Re:I knew it! on Nobel Prize-Winning Scientist Criticizes Role of Women In Labs · · Score: 5, Informative

    >>>> Today is Friday! Thanks, Dice!
    >> someone explain this comment to me

    Web traffic generally falls on Friday, so the theory is that Dice waits to throw a troll-worthy article, often about perceived sexism/racism, up on SlashDot on a Friday morning to keep the advertisers happy.

  9. Re:How do you cool something that cold? on MIT Team Creates Ultracold Molecules · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> How do you cool something that cold?

    (air quotes) LAY-ZERZ (air quotes)

  10. Re:the flat curve on San Francisco Public Schools To Require Computer Science For Preschoolers · · Score: 1

    >> How does anyone imagine that is achievable

    "The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal..."
    http://archive.org/stream/Harr...

  11. You mean those millions of iPads didn't work? on San Francisco Public Schools To Require Computer Science For Preschoolers · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, do you seriously mean those millions of iPads we bought for our schools DIDN'T make students any smarter?

  12. Easier for US gov to call them ISPs? on US Tech Giants Ask Obama Not To Compromise Encryption · · Score: 1

    After the last renewal of the Patriot act, wouldn't it just be easiest for the US government to name each of these companies an "ISP" so they'd be compelled to collect information on their (unencrypted) servers?

  13. Can't hack without the music. on 49 Suspected Members of Cybercriminal Group Arrested In Europe · · Score: 0, Troll

    >> seizing laptops, hard disks, telephones, tablets... ...and 248 CDs filled with shitty European EDM, probably.

  14. But Motorola did it. on Google and Facebook Cancel Satellite Plans · · Score: 2

    >> The technical challenges to flying and operating a full-fledged constellation of them may still prove too difficult to surmount.

    But Motorola did it. (Ducks.) (Ducks 65 more times.)

  15. This is your manager's problem on Ask Slashdot: How To Turn an Email Stash Into Knowledge For My Successor? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >> I'd like to share as much of my accumulated knowledge with my successor as possible

    Don't worry about it unless your manager told you to do so. (Your manager knows you're leaving right? And you've told your manager that there might be useful info your email, right?)

    >> The organization doesn't have any knowledge management systems

    Don't worry about this either. These are all overrated and highly ignored by most organizations that own them anyway.

  16. The short version on Mozilla Responds To Firefox User Backlash Over Pocket Integration · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >> Users: Quit adding unnecessary crap. Stick to the original mission of "leanest browser available."
    >> Mozilla: F*** you. Here's some bloatware chasing down some rarely used media extensions.
    >> Users: Quit adding unnecessary crap. Stick to the original mission of "leanest browser available."
    >> Mozilla: F*** you. Here's a Mozilla "operating system."
    >> Users: Quit adding unnecessary crap. Stick to the original mission of "leanest browser available."
    >> Mozilla: F*** you. Here are some built-in ads.
    >> Users: Quit adding unnecessary crap. Stick to the original mission of "leanest browser available."
    >> Mozilla: F*** you. Here is some built-in crapware from Pocket.
    >> Users: No, f*** you. We already switched ourselves and everyone we know still running Firefox to Chrome.

  17. Not for long... on Parachute Problems Plague NASA's Flying Saucer · · Score: 2

    >> Parachute problems plague flying saucer

    Not for long. The ground problem soon became a bigger issue.

  18. More money to saving lives - heh! on How Overhauling IT Was a Life-Saver For the American Cancer Society · · Score: 1

    >> while streamlining IT can often be painful upfront for IT managers, the payoff for sticking with it can feed into saving more lives.

    This made me giggle. The CEO of the American Cancer Society pulls down more than $2M a year. Any IT savings are much more likely to be plowed back into executive bonuses than charity work. https://www.charitywatch.org/c...

  19. Re:Maybe... on 1-Pixel Pac-Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> GTA V working in 32x32

    Already did.
    http://www.icon100.com/up/3272...

  20. and you wonder why CA is f***ed on California Is Giving Away Free Solar Panels To Its Poorest Residents · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> initiative...launched with funds gathered under the Greenhouse Gas Reduction Fund (GCRF), the state's cap-and-trade program ...and you wonder why California has no money for the basics.

    >> London had wanted a solar array for years, but couldn’t afford it...

    And I'd like a pony. Please Santa?
    (Come to think of it, a good 10% the readership of this site probably REALLY does want a pony.)

  21. I'd prefer they stay armed, TYVM on The Marshall Islands, Nuclear Testing, and the NPT · · Score: -1

    There hasn't been another world war since major states nuked up, so I'd prefer everyone stayed armed, thank you very much.

  22. Great way to cut back on military spending! on SpaceX Cleared For US Military Launches · · Score: 1

    >> disrupts the lock that Boeing and Lockheed Martin have had

    Wow, that seems like a great way to cut back on military spending!

    >> (reality)

    Oh sh*t. Nevermind.

  23. Er...what's the "tech" story? on Elon Musk Establishes a Grade School · · Score: 1

    This is pretty much how a lot of small private schools get founded. Rich dude and/or his wife decide they need a special school for their snowflakes, and they will it into existence. Other wealthy people pile on, and suddenly the wealthy dude's pet project has an endowment, a decade of history, some experienced teachers and finally, some of the upper middle class find that they can afford to put their kids through it.

    So...what, exactly is the tech angle? (This has been going on for hundreds if not thousands of years.)

  24. Do the needful on India Targets July/August To Test Its Space Shuttle · · Score: 1, Funny

    >> When it lands in the water, it will sink, and there are no plans to try to bring it back

    The outsourced coding joke just kind of writes itself, doesn't it?

  25. Firefox becomes Netscape on Ads Based On Browsing History Are Coming To All Firefox Users · · Score: 2

    Remember when the Netscape web browser cost $40? Remember buying one? Me neither.

    Looks like it's time to start uninstalling Firefox across all computers...