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  1. DANGER!!! DANGER!!! Phill Colins!! on ID'ing People By How They Walk · · Score: 2, Funny

    >'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

    I can't dance, I can't talk.
    Only thing about me is the way I walk.

    ~showing my age since 1847

  2. oh my! on Handshake via the Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. develop internet touch sensors
    2. start porn site
    3. ?XXX?
    4. Profit!!!

  3. Perfect Tommy, This is Buckaroo Bonsai.... on Mice Designed by Famous Anime Artists · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it just me or does one of those look like the HB88? hmmm the Bonsai institute's coffers are running a bit low, copyright/patent infringment suit anyone?

    ~no matter where you go, there you are.

  4. RTFA on Sheared Aluminum's Odd, Possibly Useful Behavior · · Score: 1

    Text taken from the article itself:
    > Specifically, they studied a process known as pure shear strain, in which a layer of atoms slides over a second layer of atoms. The reliability and durability of very small electronic devices, in which temperatures fluctuations often cause materials to expand or contract, depends in part on how their components react to the effects of shear strain. The researchers determined that two layers of copper atoms typically slide over each other quite smoothly.

    ok, so taking that into consideration it gives researchers a better idea of how to deal with the limitations of laying down circuitry as we approach Moore's wall.

    ~facists gotta love 'em, If you don't they shoot you!

  5. Re:It's happened before... on Japanese Shuttle has Successful Test Flight · · Score: 1

    Yeah and they found planet-X! and remember how they tried to steal Godzilla & Rodan to boot!

    ~*mumble* what! yes of course i'm sleeping!

  6. Re:The trouble with those little galaxies on Bigger Galaxy Eats Smaller Neighbor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Galactacus? is that you, it's me Norand Rand!

  7. I sense a great disturbance in the force... on Bigger Galaxy Eats Smaller Neighbor · · Score: 1

    "I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced".
    -Hey it had to be said

    ~gotta love those facists, If you don't they'll shoot you!

  8. Re:Dear Lord! where are the perl jockeys??? on Could CDRW Disks Replace Videotapes? · · Score: 1

    Me failed english? That's unpossible!

  9. Re:complete control on First Worm with a EULA? · · Score: 1

    okay.... but i get to run it with MSN8. right? Cool, where do I sign!!!

  10. Re:For perspective... on First Worm with a EULA? · · Score: 0

    >i get to kill your firstborn in a satanic ritual Hey it's just like the eighties all over again!!! ~Nurse! Where's my white pill, no not the yellow, the yellow's not my friend....~

  11. Tofflers' Third Wave.... on Donating Time To Goodwill Projects? · · Score: 1

    Okay I have seriouly come to believe that Works by the Tofflers (Alain & Heidi) should really be deriguier for not just congress-critters, but engineers, volunteers and the slashdot crowd. IIRC there was a section where in they posed this same set of dilemas, how to help a preindustrial country (first wave) become self-suffecient, and adept in the shadow of countries orders of magnitued more (technologically) advanced, as well as how to make sure that they aren't swept away in the rushing tidal force of change (the third wave). He cites and example of how a 3rd world country "ethiopia" (don't quote me) was being provided with aide from western countries... that were prone to breaking (outdated and dilapidated farm equipment) and which required both
    a. a strong interlaced and economically viable infastructure of parts, manufacturing and repair work
    b. heinous amounts of capital in order to fuel and promote the equipment.
    In the example they contrasted the views that foreign aid officers were having at the time, ei Why do they need modern tech that they can't sustain when they have lots of cheep labour and sickles? Well it turns out that strenious, back breaking hand labour like that produced crop yields to be measured in mere tens of bushells per person per day, compare that (a the tofflers did) to old reliable (relatively) and low/old tech McCormick equipment from America of the 1800's which though astoundingly old today *still* produced yield orders of magnitude higher .... for just 1 unit. Don't get me wrong i'm am hardly advocating forcing some small poor rual country to become either:
    a. an industrial slum, destroying their enviornment, their children's health, and any semblance of economice stabilizers, becoming a slave-labour pool for ours, or other's intrest
    b. a hot bed of high-tech whiz kids who will do *anything* for H1b visas just so long as you dial this 1-900# (got a couple of those already, India and Pakistan come to mind).
    No, what I recoment is that yes you should use your code-fu skills to develope/enhance *free* apps for tool design, for logistics/resource sharing . By now i am sure some one will point out the obvious... how can you run a computer withought electricity?... well fine use your engineering degrees for some durable electricity generating devices... use solar/thermal power , human power , waste refinement.... designe something that can be made using cheap donated and spare LOCALLY Availiable parts. You could run a medical care unit, or an disaster refugee tent with some of those alternate power sources.
    In short it all boils down to this:
    Don't just give 'em fish, teach em to fish.
    or in slashdot parlance:
    Don't just donate your old commie, theach em how to cook with the waste heat(eventually they'll get a p4 or AMD ;-)

  12. Re:It's been asked before, but... on ECCp-109 Solved · · Score: 1

    >Here's my proof:
    >a = a
    >a^2 = a^2
    >a^2 - a^2 = a^2 - a^2
    >Factor both sides, one by binomial, the other by >a

    Okay i'll bite, while i undertand that this is "too obvious a hole" and that it's supposed to be a joke, ala " there is no spoon.. wait we're all spoons!" you still missed a single point regardless:
    >(a + a)(a - a) = a(a - a)
    >Divide by the common (a - a) factor...
    >(a + a) = a
    Wrong! it would be (a + a)(a - a) = 2a^2 -2a^2
    whereby you divide by the common factor (a - a)
    and instead of:
    >2a = a
    it's actually 2a =2a, not:
    >2 = 1

    Please people, i know this is pendantic, but come on! if anything most of us get our jollies with minutie, why else would we go *so* in depth regarding ST/SW/B5 Crypto and so on and so forth. please do your math.

  13. Re:Let's try this instead on ECCp-109 Solved · · Score: 1

    >There are plenty of nontrivial engineering problems out there, especially when you take a trip into thermodynamics and fluid flow.
    >Let's solve those. Or sequence the human genome to grow an extra arm or something.

    Fluid flow ... Growing a third arm? laigle, getting a little tired of spelling mistakes from one-handed typing aren't we ;-)

  14. Dear Lord! where are the perl jockeys??? on Could CDRW Disks Replace Videotapes? · · Score: 1

    Okay, (S)VCD, Mpeg? Dear Lord! Stallman would have your head for this! DIVx! sure it's illegal now, but just buy the t-shirt:

    http://copyleft.net/cgi-bin/copyleft/t039.pl?1&b ac k

    and work from there.

    ~I use perl, does this mean i'm a camel-jockey?

  15. R.A.H. refrence in 3. 2. on Internet Backbone DDOS "Largest Ever" · · Score: 1

    1. blip: Recruit: But sir, What good is a knife fonna do you when we can just dope a couple of tactical nukes on em? Sgt. Zimm: Son stand over there... keep going... stop! *Thwap* Sgt. Zimm: What good is a nuke if your hand is broke. Medic!

  16. You forgot... on Music and the Internet Reprise · · Score: 1

    >In short:
    1. Construct a viable alternative; then
    2. Bring the RIAA & Labels to the table; then
    3. Negotiate acces to the back catalogs.

    4. Profit!!!

    sorry it was just *there*

    ~Hey i like you boy! You can come over to my house and F*ck my sister!

  17. stop artificially inflating CD prices on Raising Barriers to Entry into the Music Business · · Score: 1

    >If you want to make a case against the RIAA, by all means, do so. But please stop artificially inflating CD prices.

    You are very much right in that, but you have it backwards on this issue ... http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/01/015820 3&mode=thread&tid=98 ...
    Regarding the examples you cited, yes those are less than 18$US but no-where near fairmarket value.... also for better/lesser circulated stuff:
    Avenged Sevenfold
    From Ashes to Autum (sic)
    Coheed & cambria
    -goodtimes

    >It just hurts ones credibility, in the end.

    Yes your right here also. please keep that in mind.

  18. Re:Kurzweil on Asynchronous Logic: Ready For It? · · Score: 1

    >Maybe the only way to achieve good artificial intelligence with practical speeds is with async logic. With a cluster of async nodes you can build a physical simulation of neural nets.

    Okay, new poll
    The first successful neural-net AI shouldn be named:
    1. "Adam"
    2. "Isaac"
    3. "sky.net"
    4. "Beowulf" -laugh it's funny
    5. "Lore/Data"
    6. What do you mean CowboyNeal isn't the first?

  19. This is *New*?!?!?! on Asynchronous Logic: Ready For It? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aww hell, My SO has been doing this for *Years*, i mean she is the queen of one-sided logic for ages ;-)
    p.s. Kylie if your reading, j/k love ya!
    ~what was that? I dunno, but you've got it's license plate number stamped on your forhead ~*ouch*~

  20. better formating on Build Your Own Cyclotron · · Score: 1

    >Did you read his Radium story? Interesting stuff.

    Good morning Mdme. Currie, would you like to play a game?
    >Makes me want to go out and buy (or build) a geiger counter and start rock hunting. Trouble is how do you tell the difference between Radium and Uranium, let alone between the different isotopes?

    okay, not so bad,before you start though go here:
    http://216.239.53.100/searchq=cache:SkUOEI1 CjMcC:w ww.hr.columbia.edu/ehrs/html/body_rstm.html+gieger +counter+lead+surplus&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

    For the gieger counter....

    http://www.google.com/urlq=http://surplusrecord. co m&sa=A&ai=hxsdjzj:a:coczb:bdolu:kzp:fyi:exfgy:dx:d jdjbkb:ktdu:vhacby:bnuq:ohlmq

    or

    http://www.google.com/urlq=http://www.plccenter. co m&sa=l&ai=AFqathwAt98doMApjkofzBkZuIUMhXcJ2lXQABAp TAA-6lEQACA .... now to tell the difference between radium#88 and uranium#92, a great way is
    after you've cleaned your hand of all those tens of tons of pitchblend you've been working with (should only take a few years to
    process) you can use specific gravity to determine which is which http://www.webelements.com/ ... that and a good centrifuge.

    >Also, anyone know where I can get a lead suit, hood, face mask, gloves, and boots? I'd like to experiment with building nuclear batteries (inspired by the recent slashdot story), but you need a license to legally buy those "safe" beta sources, so I'm going to have to play with some nice gamma ray emitters like uranium.

    damn! I checked www.villainsupply.com/ and they don't seem to carry them, *shrug* i guess to them underlings really are that *disposable*, btw man don't forget a lead smock or at the very least a lead cod-piece. ;-). oh BTW, "safe gamma rays" whatsa matta boy bruce banner not a hero of yours?

    >Also, did you notice how ugly is wife was at their wedding? No wonder he's got such an impressive resume. He's always at work so he
    doesn't have to go home. Or was that his mother?

    DingDingDing!!!, we have a wiener. alrighty boy now you'se got yourself you're very own underling! (okay that was a bit cruel, but you
    started it.) but consider the lot of the average slashdotter(sic?) (with appologies to tux, as
    they had no linux pics) and see how picky you can be.

    ~What me worry?

  21. Re:Radium Story on Build Your Own Cyclotron · · Score: 1

    >Did you read his Radium story? Interesting stuff. Good morning Mdme. Currie, would you like to play a game? >Makes me want to go out and buy (or build) a geiger counter and start rock hunting. Trouble is how do you tell the difference between Radium and Uranium, let alone between the different isotopes? okay, not so bad,before you start though go here: http://216.239.53.100/searchq=cache:SkUOEI1CjMcC:w ww.hr.columbia.edu/ehrs/html/body_rstm.html+gieger +counter+lead+surplus&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 For the gieger counter.... http://www.google.com/urlq=http://surplusrecord.co m&sa=A&ai=hxsdjzj:a:coczb:bdolu:kzp:fyi:exfgy:dx:d jdjbkb:ktdu:vhacby:bnuq:ohlmq or http://www.google.com/urlq=http://www.plccenter.co m&sa=l&ai=AFqathwAt98doMApjkofzBkZuIUMhXcJ2lXQABAp TAA-6lEQACA .... now to tell the difference between radium#88 and uranium#92, a great way is after you've cleaned your hand of all those tens of tons of pitchblend you've been working with (should only take a few years to process) you can use specific gravity to determine which is which http://www.webelements.com/ ... that and a good centrifuge. >Also, anyone know where I can get a lead suit, hood, face mask, gloves, and boots? I'd like to experiment with building nuclear batteries (inspired by the recent slashdot story), but you need a license to legally buy those "safe" beta sources, so I'm going to have to play with some nice gamma ray emitters like uranium. damn! I checked www.villainsupply.com/ and they don't seem to carry them, *shrug* i guess to them underlings really are that *disposable*, btw man don't forget a lead smock or at the very least a lead cod-piece. ;-). oh BTW, "safe gamma rays" whatsa matta boy bruce banner not a hero of yours? >Also, did you notice how ugly is wife was at their wedding? No wonder he's got such an impressive resume. He's always at work so he doesn't have to go home. Or was that his mother? DingDingDing!!!, we have a wiener. alrighty boy now you'se got yourself you're very own underling! (okay that was a bit cruel, but you started it.) but consider the lot of the average slashdotter(sic?) (with appologies to tux, as they had no linux pics) and see how picky you can be. ~What me worry?

  22. *cough* *cough* on Build Your Own Cyclotron · · Score: 1

    ... i think you mean electron gun, like a crt (really bad accuracy and shit-poor range ~= 20ft IIRC). Stun gun on the other hand *does
    have a plasma effect, but on the scale of 2-4 inches,and only in a path from cathode to anode (with crisp flesh inbetween ;-)

    ~there is *no* sig

  23. Hey I used to have one of these! on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 1

    Holy-Gueillo Batman! This looks (even to scale!) like the old Captain Power jets i had as a kid! i just hope the ejector seat works just a *tad* better in this model. ~what, me worry?

  24. Re:Director's Cut? on LOTR Director's Cut Reviewed · · Score: 1

    missed a-couple....
    * bloody custard
    * ten times the spray-foam
    * and of course...everyone's favourite! Kung-fu priests
    ~"I kick Arse for the lord!"

  25. All bow down before Matt from AmbrosiaSW on The Nation of Macintosh? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy crap!! all this time i've been hauling old computers for trade between planets and i thought it was all just a game.
    All bow down before the AmbrosiaSW oracles!!
    ~this is just the begining.