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  1. Re:specifics? on Broadcasters Want Cash For Media Shared At Home · · Score: 1

    This is Worker speaking. Hello.

  2. Re:specifics? on Broadcasters Want Cash For Media Shared At Home · · Score: 4, Funny

    What an ethically bankrupt position. Some of us get our drinking water from those rivers, you know?

  3. Re:Two on US Dept. of Justice May Intervene To Help RIAA · · Score: 3, Funny

    Admitting that you're a moron is the first step towards recovery.

  4. don't forget the effect on your blood pressure on Office Printers May Pose Health Risks · · Score: 1

    "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

  5. Re:*heh* on UK Rejects Extending Music Copyright · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're looking for a job without sarcasm then pleeeeease work with meeeee. Cause that'd be something I'd reeeeally like. Fixed that for you.
  6. Re:Been there, done that. on Mitochondria and the Prevention of Death · · Score: 1

    Yeah! You heard the man. Go take your "ideas" someplace where they have "discussions"! Maybe some sort of "forum". Just keep it off fonts of irrefutable knowledge like Slashdot.

  7. Re:His Answer on Tim Lister on Project Sluts and Strawmen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Speckerhead.

  8. Re:Zonk, will you wake up? on FBI Data Mining For More Than Just Terrorists · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you even bother to look at the site, you know, just to check that the story hasn't been posted already?

    Wouldn't that constitute data mining? I believe the Slashdot editors are ethically opposed to that sort of activity.

  9. Re:Go well with on Baby Mammoth Found Intact · · Score: 1

    Just take my advice and steer clear of the brontosaurus ribs at your local drive-in diner. They'll tip your car over every time.

  10. Re:Global warming? on Surgeon General Describes Censorship From Bush Administration · · Score: 1

    Really? No censorship? In any way, shape or form? Because just the other evening Fritjof Capra kept yelling, "Fire!" at a crowded showing of the new Harry Potter movie and it was really starting to piss me off.

    I even tried talking to the ushers about it, but there was nothing they could do. We could all hear how loud he was yelling, but we could never discern his exact position in the theater. Friggin' particle physicists.

  11. Re:Next.. on UK Proposal To Restrict Internet Pornography Sparks Row · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should put an umlaut over the 'A' in Anvils.

  12. Re:Huh? on Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence · · Score: 1

    Heh. On first read, I parsed "Many believe that President Clinton pardoning his brothel..."

  13. Re:5 natural 20s on The Man Who Went Through 11 Xbox 360s · · Score: 1

    Let me guess, they were all non-vital diplomacy skill checks, right?

  14. Re:Enough with the pirates! on Pirates of the Burning Sea Signs With SOE For Publishing · · Score: 1

    A few years seems excessive. Let's come to a compromise and reschedule for DecembArrgh!

    Arrgh! Arrgh. Er...

    Sorry.

  15. Re:"Will"? on Scientist Calls Mars a Terraforming Target · · Score: 1

    It does. Mars just needs massive women.

  16. Episodic Adventure? on Lara Croft's Episodic Adventures · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on folks, I think it's time we as a society drop all the euphemisms for a natural phenomenon common to half the world's population. Laura's not having an "episodic adventure" nor is her "special friend" visiting. She's having her monthly period. Or, if you prefer, she's "bleeding from her vagina".

  17. Re:The idea is dumb. on Manhunt 2 Banned In Britain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having read your list, all I can think of is the potential of the Wii controller for an immersive baby seal clubbing game. Well, that and those two Japanese gents from the ad campaign playing the baby seal clubbing game.

  18. Re:This is especially true on After Ubuntu, Windows Looks Increasingly Bad · · Score: 1

    --Remote Desktop: Check. Not as slick as the Windows one, but doesn't lack for anything important.

    Are you talking about Vino or Vncviewer or what? In what way is there slickness lacking?

    From my experience, there are a couple of features found in Windows remote desktop that I'd like in vncviewer:

    * Compensate for differences in resolution: if the Vino server I'm remoting to has a dual-monitor setup, I'd like the option of having the desktop displayed at the client's resolution, consolidating apps to the single screen.

    * Prevent users from interacting with the console: if I remote to a Vino server, say from home to my system at work, everything I do is visible to someone looking on the system. For that matter, they'd be able to click or type on the system as I'd have to unlock the screensaver first. There should be an option to have a locked screensaver displayed on the console for privacy's sake while I do my work.

  19. Re:The Fascination with Encryption on Encrypt and Sign Gmail messages with FireGPG · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about a hint -- does it have anything to do with that strange illegible text in your sig?

  20. Re:not just her cat on Google Street View Raises Privacy Concerns · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. It's a whole lot of fuss over nothing. Like anyone's going to log onto the Internet to see some woman's pussy.

  21. Re:ask if you can call them back on Shutting Down Annoying Recruiters? · · Score: 2, Funny

    And so another journalism major enters the workforce...

  22. ObOnion on Intel Laptop Competes With One Laptop Per Child · · Score: 1

    Fuck everything. We're doing five laptops per child.

  23. Such a shame... on Modern Medicine Might Have Saved Lincoln · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only cryogenic resurrection centers had existed at that time we might still have Lincoln with us today.

  24. Re:RIAA vs Downloaders, MSFT vs Opensourcers... on Through the Patent Looking Glass with Microsoft · · Score: 0

    The real question is will they be squirting the subpoenas to their customers?

  25. Ah, programming... on MIT Media Lab Making Programming Fun For Kids · · Score: 1

    Ah, there's nothing more exciting than programming. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down algorithms, paying attention...programming has it all.