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  1. it's a joke, people on NASA's New Mission to the Moon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it worth going back to the lunar surface?

    What do you mean "going back"? That assumes we were there a first time.

  2. sounds about right.... on Lightroom Vs. Aperture · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Aperture's main drawback is still performance as it was designed for bleeding-edge machines.

    Bleeding edge, literally. As in, they require removal of an arm and a leg.

  3. i'll tell you on Everything You Know About Disks Is Wrong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bianca Schroeder, of CMU's Parallel Data Lab, submitted Disk failures in the real world: What does an MTTF of 1,000,000 hours mean to you?

    It means I should be storing my important, important data on a service like S3.

  4. heh heh on 4 GB May Be Vista's RAM Sweet Spot · · Score: 4, Funny

    4 GB May Be Vista's RAM Sweet Spot

    But I'm guessing it's going to be a sticking point for most consumers. At least, the ones without a sugar daddy.

  5. yep on Digital Credentials Offer Enhanced Privacy · · Score: 1

    Following this announcement, Adam Back announced credlib, an open source implementation of Brands credentials (and the older more basic Chaum certificates).

    That certainly sounds like a credlib-able solution to the problem.

  6. Nah, they copied Microsoft on How Jobs Played Hardball In iPhone Birth · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    At least we Apple users can still be smug and remind everyone that Apple invented playing 'hardball'!

    What, throwing chairs isn't hardball?

  7. conversion ratio on YouTube Users Attend First Official Get-Together · · Score: 3, Funny

    'I don't have any groupies yet,' said Ben Going when asked whether his Internet fame has changed his life.

    I wasn't aware that "groupies" were a media metric of success. How many football-fields or Libraries-of-Congress is that equivalent to?

  8. Re:Robotic parrot on Tech Toys Dominate Toy Fair 2007 · · Score: 1

    Robotic Parrot? Is 'e a Norwegian Blue?

    The only reason 'es still on the perch is because he's been soldered there.

  9. wtf? on Tech Toys Dominate Toy Fair 2007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Artificial snow and a pre-assembled Mentos/Coke kit were two of that journalist's favorites.

    How lazy do you have to be to need the pre-assembled mentos & coke? honestly?

    HONESTLY?

  10. well then on Suppressed Report Shows Cancer Link to GM Potatoes · · Score: 1

    Suppressed Report Shows Cancer Link to GM Potatoes

    If you think their potatoes are bad, you should hear what people are saying about their cars!

  11. Re:Remember, kids... on FCC Report - TV Violence Should be Regulated · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gratuitous, horrific violence is OK, just as long as you don't say any naughty words!

    Senator, is that you?

  12. huh? on Godwin's Law Invoked in Linus/Gnome Spat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Responding to Torvalds' recent claim that GNOME 'seems to be developed by interface Nazis' and that its developers believe their 'users are idiots,'

    What exactly is an "interface Nazi"? Is that someone that develops a GUI that encourages concentration?

  13. i think... on Google Radio Ads Experiencing Early Troubles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The impersonal nature of online ads are very different than the one-on-one personalized service that radio advertising normally uses.

    Don't you have that backwards?

  14. that's... on When Malware Attacks Malware · · Score: 3, Funny

    When Malware Attacks Malware

    You get total protonic reversal.

  15. alright then on Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bird Flu Pandemic Could Choke the Net

    None of those birds have a deadly flu. They're just pining for the fjords.

  16. Re:What does on Do You Care About Race in Games? · · Score: 4, Funny

    What does a character from Johnny Quest have to do with gaming?

    Well, if you're playing as Haji, they always stop you at the airport.

  17. Well that sounds like a personal problem. on Cartoon Network CEO Resigns Over Aqua Teen Scare · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jim Samples, CEO of Cartoon Network, has resigned over the bomb scare prompted by the Aqua Teen marketing campaign.

    Resigning from your job is easy. Getting a 10-speed, filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.

  18. Re:yeah. on Doomsday Seed Vault Design Unveiled · · Score: 1

    But seriously, you'd think the location of this vault might just be forgotten during the APOCALYPSE.

    The solution to that is simple. They'll use a Chairface laser to carve the location into the moon's surface.

  19. yeah. on Doomsday Seed Vault Design Unveiled · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Svalbard International Seed Vault will house the seed samples will at a preservative -18C (0F), and could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet.

    I don't think Unicron likes seeds.

  20. Re:RTFAKW on A New Approach to Mutating Malware · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You wouldn't happen to be a writer on Tom Goes to the Mayor, would you?

  21. cause and effect on A New Approach to Mutating Malware · · Score: 2

    'The new system identifies a host computer with a high rate of homogeneous connection requests, and blocks the offending computer so no worm-infected packets of data can be sent from it.'

    So they're focusing on a symptom. But it sounds like this could be used block other "homogeneous" traffic, like Bittorrent, no?

  22. Good News, Everyone! on $25M Bounty Offered for Global Warming Fix · · Score: 5, Funny

    All we need to do is drop a large ice cube in the ocean every now and then. Thereby solving the problem.

  23. it's all in the name... on EVE Devs Admit To Misconduct · · Score: 1

    The Escapist has published a complete investigation of what they're calling Jumpgate.

    With a name like that, it's got to be good.

  24. tell me about it on Apple, the New Microsoft? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Focusing just on Apple's pipeline they are going to be in for some hard times ahead. Apple's iPhone is far to restricted to be adopted.

    No kidding. While it may have wireless, it has less space than a Nomad. Lame.

  25. the wrong question on Army of Davids Beats Pentagon Procurement · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With bureaucracy increasingly strangling innovation, will agile smaller businesses be able to accomplish what once required a sprawling government project?

    I think a better question is: "Are sprawling government projects and bureaucracy really necessary?