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  1. yeah, it's kind of freudian on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hotmail" always struck me as sounding related to porn. Anyone else get this reaction ?

    If that's the case, you better steer clear of PenisMail.

  2. ironic on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 1

    Along with the slight name change, MS will be modifying the interface to look more like Outlook's GUI.

    It's kind of ironic that they've already been beaten to the punch on that front by Yahoo Mail (previously Oddpost).

  3. it's not a game... on Mice Cured of Autism · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ramifications for people suffering from Rett Syndrome are obvious, but mutations of the MECP2 gene are also believed to be the cause of 'classic' autism, and a number of other neurological disorders."

    So they're saying this will cure people of World of Warcraft?

  4. Re:Dead Rising...? on MMOGs and Sandbox-Style Play · · Score: 1

    From what I heard (I don't own any MS consoles), Dead Rising also gave you a pretty strict time limit if you wanted to, you know, actually complete the objectives of the game, too.

    Well, you can play through the 72-hour timed game (which takes about 6 real-life hours), with no objective requirements, unless you want to see the "story". There is an option to unlock an untimed mode where you play as long as you want.

  5. ohhh yeah on Cisco to Open Source CTA · · Score: 5, Funny

    This comes hot on the heels of Cisco announcing its plans to redevelop a new breed of network security infrastructure.

    Yeah, well they've certainly got a NAC for it.

  6. go outside on MMOGs and Sandbox-Style Play · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would love to see an MMO with elements of Civilization, Sim City, The Sims, and RPGs. It would use a first person interface, have plenty of Sim like NPCs to interact with, and if you achieved positions of power and influence, you could influence city and nation building.

    They have that. It's called real life.

  7. a DICEy situation on DICE '07 Underway in Las Vegas · · Score: 1

    "Sounds like a pretty DICEy situation, if you ask me."

    That pun was a bit CRAPpy. teehee
    Yeah, well, that's how I roll.

  8. real or no real on MMOGs and Sandbox-Style Play · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know if it's a function of age, or experience or perhaps just changing tastes, but my favorite games are increasingly the ones where I can find my own methods of play.

    It could be a function of age... as you get older, you realize that life itself is a kind of 'sandbox game' where you make your own path, and set your own goals within a larger pre-existing system. So having a game where you can approach it with your same day-to-day mindset, but also run down zombies with a jeep, makes sense in its appeal.

  9. Re:a payment plan??? on Windows Expert Jumps Ship · · Score: 1

    Not everyone is rich, or willing to put their income directly to computer purchases..

    Yeah, or you can do what some people do, and put money away until you have enough to pay for the computer in cash. That way, if it's really something you want, you have more incentive to save for it (and you're not wasting money on cc interest).

  10. a payment plan??? on Windows Expert Jumps Ship · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps fittingly, it took me the full three-month trial period to pay off my expensive MacBook Pro.

    Jesus. Did he buy it from DeBeers, or something?

  11. pun intended on DICE '07 Underway in Las Vegas · · Score: 0

    DICE '07 Underway in Las Vegas

    Sounds like a pretty DICEy situation, if you ask me.

  12. damn right. on Yahoo Pipes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Though I thought we all knew that the Internet was a series of tubes...

    Well, it's certainly not a big truck, that you can just dump something on.

  13. obligatory on Study Show Link Between IT Sabotage, Work Behavior · · Score: 5, Funny

    workers who sabotage corporate systems are almost always IT workers who are disgruntled, paranoid, generally show up late, argue with colleagues, and generally perform poorly.

    Maybe they just want their red stapler back.

  14. Re:huh? on ISP Tracking Legislation Hits the House · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because, of course, there is no crime in prison...

    Depends which prison. Supermax doesn't have a crime problem, I can tell you that. 23-hour a day lockdown.

  15. Re:Sexuality explicit issue on ISP Tracking Legislation Hits the House · · Score: 1

    Is Congress just trying to solve a non-existent to show they are doing something supposedly worthwhile?

    It really must be non-existent-- the word doesn't even show up in your post.

  16. huh? on ISP Tracking Legislation Hits the House · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives announced yesterday legislation to force ISPs to keep track of what their users are doing. It's part of the Republicans 'law and order agenda,' with other components devoted to the death penalty, gangs, and terrorists.

    Why don't they just put everyone in prison? Then we wouldn't have any crime at all. Problem solved.

  17. yep on Video on Demand From the Public Library · · Score: 1

    readers should know there is a free service available from some public libraries that lets you download movies and tv shows.

    Yeah, it's called the internet.

  18. Is this that big of a deal? on Texas Bill For Open Documents · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I never thought I'd say something like this, but GO TEXAS!

    Well, given that one third of texas students don't graduate high school, how documents written by their state government are actually coherent enough that the file format makes a difference?

  19. Re:mod parent sideways on Bitlocker No Real Threat To Decryption? · · Score: 1

    Until minds can be read, the only safe place for data is in your brain.

    Not entirely. Our wonderful nanny state has come up with charges like "conspiracy" and invented precursor charges like "intent to", which basically amount to making certain thoughts illegal.

  20. arrrrrrrrghhh on Bitlocker No Real Threat To Decryption? · · Score: 4, Funny

    What kind of measures does one need to take to make sure no one but yourself has access to your data?

    Do what works for pirates. Bury it.

  21. all the good games on New N-Gage Confirmed for this Fall · · Score: 4, Funny

    this time they're already touting some big names attached to the project. EA Mobile and Gameloft, along with other (unnamed) studios are slated to bring new games to the beleaguered handheld gaming appliance.

    Yeah, I heard they're going to have some smash hits, like Duke Nukem Forever.

  22. imprisonment? on Gorbachev Asks Gates to Intervene in Piracy Case · · Score: 4, Funny

    If convicted, Alexander Ponosov could face detention in a Siberian prison camp for his crime.

    Imprisonment? I thought the russian government just poisoned everyone with Polonium 210 these days.

  23. just change the name on German Police May Not Break Into a Suspect's PC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Germany's Supreme Court has made it illegal for the police to secretly hack into a suspect's computer ... Germany's Interior Minister Wolfgang Schauble is expected to push for changes in the legal framework to allow police hacking.

    Why change the legal framework? Just change the terminology. For example, while it may now be illegal to hack into a "suspect's" computer, they clearly never said anything about someone deemed to be an "enemy combatant". Problem solved. (/sarcasm)

  24. Re: morbo on Matt Groening Talks About Futurama's Comeback · · Score: 1

    Offtopic, but isn't your User 956 a little inaccurate.

    it's a reference to an IBM ad. (which i can't find on Youtube or I'd link it)

  25. Re: morbo on Matt Groening Talks About Futurama's Comeback · · Score: 2, Funny

    Futurama now comes in suppository form!

    Suppositories DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!