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Doomsday Seed Vault Design Unveiled

in2mind writes "The BBC News is reporting on the completion of a design for a 'doomsday' vault ... that will house seeds. All known varieties of food crops will be represented in the structure, which will be constructed by the Norwegian government. The vault aims to safeguard the world's agriculture from future catastrophes by building into the side of a mountain. On a remote island. Near the North pole. The Svalbard International Seed Vault will house the seed samples at a preservative -18C (0F), and could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet."

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  1. How long will a post-apocalyptic population last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...on seeds that are buried in a mountain on a remote island? Provided they can get there, how many big macs can they make from those seeds?

  2. 0 Degrees now or then? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    If one of the things they're building this against is global warming, how are they planning to keep the seeds warm if... umm... it gets warmer?

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    1. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK, in a global warming scenario, plant growth is rapidly accelerated (due to heightend CO2 levels).

    2. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by ozeki · · Score: 1

      And if all the ice melts, the seas rise, so unless we are going the waterworld scenario, we are saved by a lone gilled man, the seeds will be safely stored underwater.....

    3. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by unchiujar · · Score: 3, Informative

      RTFA:"We also modelled climate change in a drastic form 200 years into future, which included the melting of ice sheets at the North and South Poles, and Greenland, to make sure that this site was above the resulting water level."

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    4. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      And once the next ice age starts, I really hope somebody remembers where this damned thing is before the glaciers start rolling over it...

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    5. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And if all the ice melts, the seas rise

      The ice on Antarctica and Greenland, along with a few glaciers elsewhere, are the only significant contributors to sea level from ice melting. (The rest of the north polar ice is floating.)

      The average and year-round snow lines lower with increasing latitude. Once the first reaches ground level you switch to permafrost, the second and you switch to polar ice caps. Global warming will move those boundary poleward only slightly. It would take a HELL of a lot of global warming to move it far enough to start thawing the Antarctic cap, and even afterward you're talking a thousand years or more to melt it off the continent. (Fossil fuels run out well before that.) Meanwhile, once it snows there the only way for the snow to leave is as a glacier crawling (at "glacial speed") to the ocean. If it weren't for glaciers the water would all end up on the cap as ice and the seas would become salt flats. B-)

      Greenland might melt off a significant amount of ice with the projected warming - as it did during the Medieval Warm Period. (That's why it was called "Greenland", after all.) But the warming is expected to raise the amount of snow dumped on Antarctica to more than compensate, resulting in a net LOWERING of the sea level from the changing of the ice balance.

      Which doesn't mean that global warming wouldn't raise the oceans. The expansion from the rise in ocean water temperature may get slightly ahead of the sequestration of water in the south polar cap. But you're talking a foot or two, not the hundreds of feet you'd get from melting the south cap.

      All that assuming the next round of modeling and research doesn't change the paradigm, of course.

      IANAC (I Am Not A Climatologist) Your sea level may vary. B-)

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    6. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by neomunk · · Score: 1

      We could do like Waterworld and start tattooing the location on children.

    7. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (That's why it was called "Greenland", after all.)

      wrong, from Wikipedia

      There are two written sources on the origin of the name, in the The Book of Icelanders (Íslendingabók), an historical work dealing with early Icelandic history from the 12th century, and in the medieval Icelandic saga, The Saga of Eric the Red (Eiriks saga rauða), which is about the Norse settlement in Greenland and the story of Eric the Red in particular. Both sources write: "He named the land Greenland, saying that people would be eager to go there if it had a good name."

      so it was named to fool people into thinking it was Green

      enjoy

    8. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      0 degrees C is 0 degrees C. The rest of your statement doesn't make any sense.

    9. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      so it was named to fool people into thinking it was Green

      And people thought that he was lying, instead of emphisizing the good parts.

      Until recently.

      You see the glacers have been receeding and over the last few years they've been finding the remains of the villages which had been underneath them.

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    10. Re:0 Degrees now or then? by unchiujar · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: The only place to be modded informative when you actually read the articles.

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  3. Oh Great. by notnAP · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the aliens know where to aim their bunker buster lasers.

    1. Re:Oh Great. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The letters "KFC" will be painted on top of the vaults. Assuming that the aliens are vegetarians.

    2. Re:Oh Great. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever see the movie: Silent Running?

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    3. Re:Oh Great. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Naaah. Google will bow to pressure and just blur out the location on google maps.

    4. Re:Oh Great. by Drantin · · Score: 1

      I've seen Cool Runnings, but I don't really see how Jamaica's bobsled team is going to help us with our crops after an apocolypse...

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  4. The north pole? by cobrajk · · Score: 3, Funny

    How am I supposed to get to these seeds in a post-apocalyptic world?

    1. Re:The north pole? by marcello_dl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is akin to asking what will i do with the money won at a lottery. Because the possibilities of getting out a global climate disaster (and related wars) are comparable.

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    2. Re:The north pole? by MorderVonAllem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not only that but it also raises the question of what faction gets the seeds first. If my group, The Crazy Dragon Killers, gets the seeds first we control the populations food source. (possibly only food source)

    3. Re:The north pole? by shark72 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "How am I supposed to get to these seeds in a post-apocalyptic world?"

      With this.
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    4. Re:The north pole? by BillX · · Score: 1

      Same way you get to them in a post-9/11 world, or a post-Hitler world for that matter. Hope you're a strong swimmer...

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    5. Re:The north pole? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      How am I supposed to get to these seeds in a post-apocalyptic world?

      You get to fight for them inside the ThunderDome.

    6. Re:The north pole? by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      You have to have faith as small as a grain of mustard seed so you can move the mountain, or so Jesus said once.

    7. Re:The north pole? by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      Not only that but it also raises the question of what faction gets the seeds first. If my group, The Crazy Dragon Killers, gets the seeds first we control the populations food source. (possibly only food source)

      In a post-apocalyptic scenario, the population *is* the food source.

  5. Cannibis seeds.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they don't include them, u know, its a GATEWAY DRUG, not a medication or clothing material..

    1. Re:Cannibis seeds.. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      actually if they are smart they would include both "versions" of cannibis for exactly that reason

      turthfully many of the worlds problems can be solved by the proper application of hemp

      did you heard about the project to breed stronger rope hemp and they made stronger WHEEED!!

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    2. Re:Cannibis seeds.. by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Depends on the politics, but ideally they would include it due to the fact it would be the last supply of seeds. Using marijuana, opium, etc. as a medical supplies is better than not having medical supplies.

  6. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very cool, very depressing.

  7. Might feed the survivers.... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    Assuming they aren't so hungry that they don't just eat the seeds...

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  8. Um, I'm hungry... by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    Oh, okay... no problem... can you fast for three months while we thaw, plant, and harvest??? ~or~ Um, yeah... about that seed cache... well, uh, you see... we sort of buried it in the north pole, but we didn't really count on all the global warming stuff melting the surrounding area and like it all falling into the ocean, you know?

    1. Re:Um, I'm hungry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And you didn't, like.... maybe RTFA, or something, you know? :-p

      (yeah yeah yeah, I'm new around here and such)

  9. yeah. by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Svalbard International Seed Vault will house the seed samples will at a preservative -18C (0F), and could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet.

    I don't think Unicron likes seeds.

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    1. Re:yeah. by spykemail · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're my hero. But seriously, you'd think the location of this vault might just be forgotten during the APOCALYPSE.

    2. Re:yeah. by User+956 · · Score: 1

      But seriously, you'd think the location of this vault might just be forgotten during the APOCALYPSE.

      The solution to that is simple. They'll use a Chairface laser to carve the location into the moon's surface.

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    3. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet.

      Mother Earth hates it when you anthromorphise her.

    4. Re:yeah. by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think Unicron likes seeds.

      Oooohhhh... I was wondering why scientists were in such a hurry to change the classification of Pluto to a non-planet last year...

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    5. Re:yeah. by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      They'll just eat the seeds.

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    6. Re:yeah. by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      So, we'll only get the first three letters?

    7. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is "anthropomorphise" (It's greek: anthropos=man/human, morphe=shape/form.)

    8. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I thought I spelt it incorrectly, but the American equivalent, anthromorphize, seems to be widely accepted.

    9. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Unicron likes seeds.

      I AM SINISTAR! Unicron was a pussy! BEWARE, I HUNGER!

    10. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth is that meant to prove? I didn't say that it was the most popular spelling, I said that it was widely accepted. You do realise that there can be more than one correct way to spell a word?

    12. Re:yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course I realize that multiple spellings of some words are prevalent globally! (Anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize, realise, realize).

      However, 491 google hits for "anthromorphise" is not really good evidence of widespread use. As google puts it: "Did you mean to search for: anthropomorphized ?"

      That polite question is very philanthroic of google, isn't it?

      Okay, the horse is dead. Time for the next toic of discussion.

  10. Some thoughts... by Chairboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The summary claims that it "could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet". If it were a system of distributed vaults spread around the planet, I could see this happening.

    But a single vault in an inaccessible area? Let's consider the situation. If the world is 'post-apocalyptic', that means some seriously bad stuff has happened. To assume that whatever happened was so selective as to leave the worldwide transport infrastructure needed to take the seeds and "feed a hungry planet" but happened to kill all seed stores and food sources... requires a stretch of the imagination that would snap a logical mind.

    I'm all for dramatic story summaries that play fast and loose with the facts to get me to- hey, wait a second, no I'm not.

    1. Re:Some thoughts... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      ... requires a stretch of the imagination that would snap a logical mind.

      That's where all the bad science fiction comes in. Damnation Alley is a good example.

    2. Re:Some thoughts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. But consider the odds of the vault surviving if it were built in an accessible place. It being readily accessible means that it is usable by locals and therefore makes an excellent target to destroy. And even if it survived, all kinds of poisoning would make grains unusable. Now who would want to attack and destroy a storehouse in Arctic if it does not offer tactical advantage? Other factor to consider is that if it is really robust and grains survive poisoning, then people know that they have a chance and that makes them take more risk. Something that we don't want.

    3. Re:Some thoughts... by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      In Soviet post-apocalypse, you eat killer-cockroaches...

    4. Re:Some thoughts... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      But a single vault in an inaccessible area?

      Each country already has their own seed banks.

      [...] leave the worldwide transport infrastructure needed to take the seeds and "feed a hungry planet" but happened to kill all seed stores and food sources...

      Why would you need a "worldwide transport infrastructure"? A single ship (from the 1700s) could make the trip, load up a significant portion of the seeds, and drop off a load on each continent if you like.

      That's merely assuming the location of the vault is not completely forgotten.
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    5. Re:Some thoughts... by binarybum · · Score: 1

      yeah, and it would have to be a lot of seeds in this one vault. Seeds are mostly fiber anyway - post-apocalyptic people would probably prefer it if we just crammed the thing full of beef-jerky.

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    6. Re:Some thoughts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      post-apocalyptic people would probably prefer it if we just crammed the thing full of beef-jerky.

      No, PaP would probably think you were freaking idiot if you did that.

      I am not aware of anything you can grow from beef-jerky; and in general seeds tend to stay in both germinable and (if necessary, which it shouldn't be) edible condition way beyond one's regular food stuff. Yes, even considering properly processed foodstuff. About the only thing having better survival properties are viruses. ;-)

    7. Re:Some thoughts... by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      Along these lines, if the seeds are stored near the arctic, how far is it to arable land? Being post-apocalyse and all, will people even be able to transport these seeds to the fields before they thaw/rot/become irradiated? I'm assuming there'll be a lot of seeds needed to transport, will we have vehicles capable of crossing the varied terrain between the arctic and the farmland?

      Will I be modded down for only having questions in my post?

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    8. Re:Some thoughts... by jarrell · · Score: 1

      Yea, when I saw the line "and could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet", I repeated back from the article "Yea, if they can get to place that's built 'into the side of a mountain. On a remote island. Near the North pole.'"

    9. Re:Some thoughts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There are many vaults like this all around the world. I visited the world rice bank at IRRI in the phillipines last year, its a complete store of all strains of rice on the planet. Many such places exist. This one just plans to be the most comprehensive.

    10. Re:Some thoughts... by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      The summary claims that it "could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet". If it were a system of distributed vaults spread around the planet, I could see this happening.

      Let me be the first to accuse you of not reading TFA. This is but one of a number of seed banks around the planet, according to TFA.
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    11. Re:Some thoughts... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The "hungry planet" left after the apocalypse will most likely just be about 5 norwegians who happen to live near this thing. It sounds more than possible it'll work, provided they can get in.

    12. Re:Some thoughts... by hey! · · Score: 1

      All the better for preservation.

      It's not that there won't be food seeds. It's that the best varieties will become extinct. When things are settled down, an expedition is mounted to retrieve samples, which have not been eaten or planted and destroyed by raiding enemies.

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  11. Oxymoron by bendodge · · Score: 1

    But will starving people plant the seeds and wait, or eat the seeds right off? If they wait, they might starve in the meantime, and if the eat them immediately they will starve eventually.

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    1. Re:Oxymoron by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      That's not an oxymoron, it's a dilemma. An oxymoron is an apparent contradiction in terms, the classic tongue-in-cheek example being "military intelligence".

    2. Re:Oxymoron by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      But will starving people plant the seeds and wait, or eat the seeds right off? If they wait, they might starve in the meantime, and if the eat them immediately they will starve eventually.

      Build a McDonald's outside the vault... duh. No worries about them using anything organic to make their food... the seeds will be safe.

    3. Re:Oxymoron by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      No, just make a Doomsday Twinkie Vault. Make sure it's more accessible than the seed vault, so it gets found first.
      Twinkies should store for a long time. Hey, even if radiation gets in, the Twinkies might still be edible!

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  13. Here's a sci-fi plot by oskard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists go to the North Pole to build a Doomsday Vault, only to find such a vault is already there.

    o_O

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    1. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Noxx · · Score: 1

      Scientists go to the North Pole to build a Doomsday Vault, only to find such a vault is already there.
      ...and it's full of stars? Or even better, contains hibernating aliens with acid for blood waiting for the Earth to warm up and populate with tasty humans?

      How about a dinosaur doomsday vault which they built and stocked full of velociraptors? Somebody call Michael Crichton! We need a cheesy movie script written ASAP!

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    2. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would make a killer movie! Damn, you're good!

    3. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Aptgetupdate · · Score: 1

      ...and it's empty! Wait, that was a Geraldo plot.
       
      ...and there's a hook on the handle of the door! No, damn, that's that urban legend.

      Anyone think the title was really misleading? I read "Doomsday Seed Vault" and thought of a mad scientist with a cache of genetically-modified super-lame-crops being unleashed on the world and wiping out our food supply, if we didn't give in to his demands.

      :shrug: Guess I'm just an idealistic dreamer.

    4. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by naoursla · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or a twilight zone episode.

      Or maybe an H. P. Lovecraft story...

      Scientists go to the North Pole build a doomsday vault so that they will have food in case of a global catastrophe. They discover that a hidden chamber with alien hieroglyphics on the seal. Through careful study and in-depth analysis they decipher the code and learn that WE are the doomsday vault that an ancient race prepared in case of a global catastrophe. The seal is broken. The Old Ones begin to return from the deep unknown to feed.

    5. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I read "Doomsday Seed Vault" and thought of a mad scientist with a cache of genetically-modified super-lame-crops being unleashed on the world and wiping out our food supply, if we didn't give in to his demands.
      Dr. Vegan and the Wheat Grass Apocalypse?
    6. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Scientists go to the North Pole to build a Doomsday Vault, only to find such a vault is already there.

      Just don't tell me it's full of toys and elves.

    7. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Scientists go to the North Pole to build a Doomsday Vault, only to find such a vault is already there.

            And a competing studio brings out a copycat with a twist. The scientists go to the North Pole to build a Doomsday Vault, only to find that the North Pole is no longer there!

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    8. Re:Here's a sci-fi plot by Psx29 · · Score: 1

      wow that would be an awesome b movie

  14. Ah, shoot... by flaming+error · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...where did I leave that key?

  15. Re:And what a location! by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    How is a post apocalyptic stone man going to even know where (or if) this vault exists?

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  16. Why not a distant planet...? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Karen Traviss been writing a science fiction series, Wess'har Wars, that has a collection of "pure" plant seeds and animal DNA not patented by any Earth corporation that was sent to a distant planet several hundred years before. While the corporations would love get their greedy hands on that, several different aliens are fighting over the planet. Except for the planet and aliens, this scenario could still happen in the future.

    1. Re:Why not a distant planet...? by LiquidFire_HK · · Score: 1

      In a post-doomsday scenario, I think we'll have more pressing issues than building a spaceship. Getting them from Earth would be much more feasible.

  17. Not for immediate use doofuses by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The assumption for this project is that you'll be able to find enough other sources of food to last you until the next harvest; canned goods, plants, the dead. No one said this is supposed to feed survivors immediately, otherwise they would have built a pantry. Plus, with all the genetic engineering going on, it's nice to know that we have at least some of the original stock preserved should we accidentally implant some Achilles Heel that causes a crop to be wiped out be disease, plague, or climate.

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    1. Re:Not for immediate use doofuses by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      No one said this is supposed to feed survivors immediately, otherwise they would have built a pantry.


      Wow, I'm building a Doomsday Vault of Macaroni and Cheese and canned ravioli in my utility room!
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    2. Re:Not for immediate use doofuses by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      >>The assumption for this project is that you'll be able to find enough other sources of food to last you until the next harvest; OK - so include several pallets of McDonald's gift certificates to keep everyone filled until the crops come in. Come to think of it, just leave a printer for those gift certificates, and skip the seeds! Brilliant!

    3. Re:Not for immediate use doofuses by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      No one said this is supposed to feed survivors immediately, otherwise they would have built a pantry.

            Everyone will be eating SoyLent Green in the meantime... I just had to... had to!

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    4. Re:Not for immediate use doofuses by BillX · · Score: 1

      Or patent law. Wouldn't Monsanto et al just love it if you could no longer legally obtain a corn seed they did not receive royalties for?

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  18. Seed Variety A Very Big Issue by mpapet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As much as /.'ers love to complain about how bad a software mono-culture is, the _entire_ agricultural community is operating under very similar conditions. The risks to our food production capabilities are extremely high.

    While doomsday headlines right off the Weekly World News attract eyeballs, the reality is that this seed storage facility may be far more beneficial than most people realize.

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    1. Re:Seed Variety A Very Big Issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      this seed storage facility may be far more beneficial than most people realize

      Do they want some of mine? If they'll supply some Scandanavian blonde to help me out, that is.

  19. Distributed Repositories by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems like putting all your eggs in a single basket is maybe not the best solution.

    Since seeds are cheap why not distribute storage repositories around the globe?

    Nonetheless I am thankful that the Norwegians are doing this for potentially all of humanity.

    Come to think about it, I suppose the fact that our collective genome is stuck on this planet is akin to putting all your eggs in a single fragile basket.

    1. Re:Distributed Repositories by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      > Come to think about it, I suppose the fact that our collective genome is stuck on this planet is akin to putting all your eggs in a single fragile basket.

      I am cynical but the escape to space seems not really a good idea. If we're not capable of keeping one planet in good health for the climate, the life varieties, and our fellow humans, we don't really deserve to colonize other places.

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    2. Re:Distributed Repositories by daeg · · Score: 1

      Eggs in one basket is better than eggs in no baskets.

      One step at a time.

    3. Re:Distributed Repositories by markana · · Score: 1

      >Nonetheless I am thankful that the Norwegians are doing this for potentially all of humanity.

      It *almost* makes up for their foisting of lutefisk on the rest of humanity...

      Good thing they aren't storing any cod or lye in the vault. Or are they???

      (and yes, I've had first-hand familial experience with the stuff)

    4. Re:Distributed Repositories by Jonathunder · · Score: 1

      You're right, it's not a good thing to put all of humanity's eggs (or seeds) in one basket. Someone has to take the lead, though, in making the first one. (Actually, the Wikipedia article says this facility will be an improvement over one that has already been in use since 1984 in an old coal mine on the same island group.)

    5. Re:Distributed Repositories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other vaults. This one just happens to be in a stable country. My wife has dealt with some of these people through her job (http://www.seedsavers.org). A lot of the existing seed vaults are in countries that are less than stable. So access to those are not guaranteed. If I had known this was going to be on Slashdot, I'd have her bring home exactly where.

      It is also just a vault. It's not a seed bank. Whoever supplies the seeds to the vault has to continue supplying with new vaiable seeds.

    6. Re:Distributed Repositories by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am cynical

      Yup you are....

      but the escape to space seems not really a good idea. If we're not capable of keeping one planet in good health for the climate, the life varieties, and our fellow humans, we don't really deserve to colonize other places.

      Looking back at the history of the earth there are dozens of mass or large extinction events that happened without any help from humans at all. The list of possible catastrophes includes
      • Iceage
      • Asteroid Collision
      • Massive Volcanic Eruptions
      • Supernova
      • Magnetic Field Distruptions
      • Solar Output Fluctuations
      • etc.....
      we don't really deserve to colonize other places

      Look at this another way. If we don't colonize other places we may not deserve to be the species that propagates self-aware life to infinity and beyond.

      Since it appears we are pretty much alone in this, I guess it may just be our responsibility. There are not any close by mentoring ET civilizations to help us out and I don't think the whales are going to make it.

      In the larger picture, earth may just be a womb; warm, wet and comfortable - but like a womb that maybe just a temporary arrangement and was never meant to be a long term home.
    7. Re:Distributed Repositories by deltacephei · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Which is why the aliens seeded planets all over the galaxy with the same primordial proto DNA long ago.

    8. Re:Distributed Repositories by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Read the article. It says "The Arctic vault will act as a back-up store for a global network of seed banks financially supported by the trust."

    9. Re:Distributed Repositories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Seems like putting all your eggs in a single basket is maybe not the best solution.
      > Since seeds are cheap why not distribute storage repositories around the globe?

      Seeds might be cheap, vaults are not.

    10. Re:Distributed Repositories by thethibs · · Score: 1

      "we don't really deserve to colonize other places"?!

      And who, child, gets to judge who is deserving? Shall we leave it up to sweet little misanthropes—or should we leave it up to the universe?

      The universe has but one measure of what is deserving: The number of your descendants. Getting off the planet and colonizing space is one way to optimize this function—even if what we leave behind is a garbage heap for future anthropologists to pick over.

      So it has always been, so it shall be; we come, eat everything in sight, bear our young, and move on. It's a good life.

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  20. What standards are used? by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they started based on economic value I'm assuming the first seeds included were Hemp. It's the biggest cash crop in the US.

    1. Re:What standards are used? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Maybe for you it is, hippie.

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    2. Re:What standards are used? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's absolutely right. At $35-Billion USD, it surpassed all others in 2006 as the largest cash crop in the USA.

    3. Re:What standards are used? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      No, he's absolutely right. At $35-Billion USD, it surpassed all others in 2006 as the largest cash crop in the USA.


            So when is the gov't going to start paying people NOT to plant it?

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    4. Re:What standards are used? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      If they started based on economic value I'm assuming the first seeds included were Hemp. It's the biggest cash crop in the US.

      I'm not sure this should be moded funny. Hemp historicly speaking may be described as a cash crop, but rather and something which goverments throughout history mandated farmers grow. Presently, thanks in part to prohibition of it, it can be described as a cash crop.

      Navies enjoyed it because it is more rot resistent than cotton or flax. It's stronger than wood pulp paper. As a food it's got protein, carbs, and fat. Medicinal value is uncanny. And, as a bonus, it grows like a weed. There is no doubt in my mind that it should be banked, not only in the unlikely event of a disaster, but the simple fact that it's current value as a recreational drug has encouraged growers to breed based on bank for the puff rather than more practical applications.

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    5. Re:What standards are used? by NiceRoundNumber · · Score: 1

      If they started based on economic value I'm assuming the first seeds included were Hemp. It's the biggest cash crop in the US.

      Mod parent insightful. You know, I think what's hemp really needs, to get away from the drug/hippie association, is a new NAME.. Hey, if it worked for mahi mahi (formerly dolphinfish) and orange roughy (formerly slimehead) and canola (formerly rapeseed) and Chilean sea bass (formerly patagonian toothfish), why not hemp? Let's just start calling it "Spink," and then we can sell Spink blankets and Spink paper and Spink oil and no one will be the wiser.

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  21. It would make a good movie. by khasim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ocean voyage. Fighting off post-apocalyptic pirates to get to the seed storage site only to find that it's submerged and you have to fight mutant sea creatures to get inside so you can save your village with the last non-mutated vegetables in the world.

    Kind of like a cross between "The Postman" and "Waterworld".

    Okay, I lied about the "good" part. :)

    1. Re:It would make a good movie. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought more about a Battlestar Galactica script.

      The seven continents are destroyed by robots we created and must set out in a rag tag fleet of ships across the world in search of a mythological place called SeedVault.
      Along the way there will be plenty of wobbling cameras and infighting and they might even find a temporary home along the way.

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    2. Re:It would make a good movie. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      When they get to the Lost Island of Food, they have to find the secret of the Veggie Temple before the volcano blows up. ;)

    3. Re:It would make a good movie. by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

      I agree. The first thing I thought of when I read the article was that Kevin Cosner is going to be all over the concept like white on rice.

      Serious issues remain though. Despite being remote, they will still need some sort of facility security so some random punks boating around don't run through the place naked eating the seeds and spraying grafitti everywhere. Which brings up the issue of how the surviving Kevin Cosner is going to get into the place given that all the people with the access codes/keys died in the earth destroying events.

      Beyond that you have the issue of eggs being all in a single basket. Yes, they tried to mitigate risk by stratigically placing the seed bank. But what if that planet destroying meteor just happens to land on and obliterate a certain island in the north atlantic?

      Narf! What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?

    4. Re:It would make a good movie. by rizzo320 · · Score: 1

      Or the plot for Fallout 4....

    5. Re:It would make a good movie. by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      Beyond that you have the issue of eggs being all in a single basket. Yes, they tried to mitigate risk by stratigically placing the seed bank. But what if that planet destroying meteor just happens to land on and obliterate a certain island in the north atlantic?
      I wouldn't worry too much about that. Hadden Industries is building an identical Seed Bank in the Antarctic.
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  22. Version control for botany by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Plus, with all the genetic engineering going on, it's nice to know that we have at least some of the original stock preserved should we accidentally implant some Achilles Heel that causes a crop to be wiped out be disease, plague, or climate.

    That's what I'm thinking - it's really unlikely we'll ever need to use it as a true "doomsday store". But as a reference for older genetic strains from a certain timeframe...

    I hope they keep up regular deposits of things.

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    1. Re:Version control for botany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Make sure you test the backup regularly. It would be quite a nuisance to wake up after a global disaster and find out that your seed backup is corrupted.

    2. Re:Version control for botany by Clever7Devil · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the last thing we want is genetically engineered plants.

      Oh wait, you say that we've been selectively breeding our crops for thousands of years? That the food we eat now is the culmination of literally hundreds of generations attempting to make their crops more productive, heartier, and even tastier?

      Sorry to flame, but all this FUD about "genetically modified" food that we've been hearing over the last decade is wearing thin.

      Things like this are good: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_rice

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  23. Post-Apocalyptic Giant Mutant Birds Say THANK YOU! by schwaang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now they'll have something to eat besides all the cockroaches.

  24. Just one problem... by davevr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When they open the vault, all they will get is a notice saying that the usage rights of these seeds has expired and to please contact patent-holder Monsanto for a renewal.

    1. Re:Just one problem... by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember hearing a story on NPR about a woman collecting seeds that were not geniticly modified. (I think she was from India). Her thoughts were that we needed these in case the geneticly engineered stuff went terribly wrong. This way you would have untainted crops with no cross pollination. Maybe they should get them from her.

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  25. So... by dkf · · Score: 1

    Is it going to be guarded by sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

    (Gotta watch out for those Norveegians and their doomsday lairs!)

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  26. Re:And what a location! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    There will be signs posted in Esperanto along the way.

  27. dependencies? by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seeds don't just grow in sterile dirt. You need the little microbes, worms, fungi, and whatnot to complete the nitrogen cycle. Plus bees to pollenate any flowering species (fruit trees).

    1. Re:dependencies? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      That's where "Instant Manure" comes into play. One drop of water will be enough to start the growing cycle.

    2. Re:dependencies? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, say we manage to wipe everything out and the people of the ISS return home, travel to the little island to get the seeds, just to find out that there aren't any bees left to pollenate the apple tree in their little garden of eden in the middle of a completely sterile planet.

  28. Beaten to it... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    Well, okay, they were going there for a geologic exploration, and it was the south pole. But Mr. Lovecraft was pretty close...

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  29. What about patents? by marcello_dl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Didn't USA build a doomsday vault for patents? It scares me a lot more than the doomsday vault for seed. Because it means that somebody might actually have a plan to rule the post apocalyptic world, and when that somebody is powerful enough, there's interest for the apocalypse to begin.

    People naively assume that since the climate ruins the entire planet, nobody really wants climate changes to happen. This is just a random assumption. A polluted planet means man is not free to breath air, drink water, procreate. And those who have the knowledge to make food water air or babies in that polluted world, rule it.

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    1. Re:What about patents? by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      I think Kyle Broflovski said it best when he said - "Dude, that's pretty fucked up right there!"

      I thought I was cynical!

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    2. Re:What about patents? by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      A polluted planet means man is not free to breath air, drink water, procreate. And those who have the knowledge to make food water air or babies in that polluted world, rule it.

      ...or are the slaves of those who rule it.

    3. Re:What about patents? by MasterGwaha · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Dr. Blight is up to her old tricks again along with Hoggish Greedly... sounds like we need CAPTAIN PLANET!

    4. Re:What about patents? by noigmn · · Score: 1

      Not to point out the obvious, but patents are a very good source of knowledge of the worlds technology and previous findings. I know that is seen as an excuse to store them, but it's a pretty good one. Hopefully the whole patent idea gets reworked with some kind of ethics clause or something before doomsday anyway. Someone sensible will eventually get in government and realise the idiocy and unproductiveness of the current laws.

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    5. Re:What about patents? by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      I see nothing obvious. Saving knowledge is one thing. But saving patents? Patents do not represent knowledge well. Too generic, overlapping, unable to describe the invention in sufficient detail sometimes.
      Had they saved knowledge, and it would be possible to store industrial secrets too, just crypt it with an algorhithm that requires seriously effort to crack, and update the encryption strength as moore law goes. So for the owner of the industrial secret you have a free backup vault. For humanity, if the secret is worthwhile after doomsday theyll proceed to crack the encryption.

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  30. Hm by Merc248 · · Score: 1

    I really really hope I don't have to hunt for a water chip just so the vault can operate in the near future.

    Though it sounds pretty entertaining.

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    1. Re:Hm by sam991 · · Score: 1

      My thought exactly. This stinks to high hell of Fallout.

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  31. I could be a security guard there! by kpainter · · Score: 1

    I love all kinds of roasted seeds :)

  32. People? Who said anything about people? by Dark+Kenshin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "... and could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet"

    Am I the only one who read this as to not mean the hungry people on the planet? I read it more as a means to rebuild the eco-system of the world, thus feeding the planet. Sure, building the agriculture back up will in turn feed the people; but a long term goaled project like this surly is planning for a long term result.

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  33. or book, or game... by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, it could be a good movie, or a good video game, or paper RPG module, or book for that matter. I had the same exact thought, "Whoah, that would make a cool story!"

    Imagine, it starts out in some desolate village, with people scraping by on a few mutant crops and canned goods. Every year, the situation becomes a little more desperate as the crops produce few viable seeds and the canned goods are running out. Our intrepid hero (probably a moon-headed youth out exploring some old ruins instead of working) finds a fragment of an ancient magazine mentioning the seed-vault. He has some difficulty convincing his elders to invest any of the villages precious food-stuffs in his hair-brained scheme, but then the village seed stocks are plundered by raiders, leaving no choice. Of course, the raiders find out about the seed-vault and thus become recurring bad-guys throughout the rest of the story.

    The journey to the seed-vault would be fraught with danger. Mutants, savages, the ever-present raiders, hot-zones and weather run amok all dog our heros on their journey. I say heros, because of course we need a team. There has to be the strong and capable ranger-type who doesn't quite trust the kid; the plucky heroine, tomboyish until she lets her hair down and we discover just how beautiful she is; the kid's geeky friend who knows how to fix things; the brawny muscle-type with a secret heart of gold who sacrifices himself when all seems lost, and the sneaky one who turns out to be a traitor like we always suspected he would.

    When they finally get there, they discover... well, it could go lots of ways here. I'll leave it up to the imagination.

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    1. Re:or book, or game... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Sounds like "A Bug's Life II"

    2. Re:or book, or game... by Danse · · Score: 1

      ... The journey to the seed-vault would be fraught with danger. Mutants, savages, the ever-present raiders, hot-zones and weather run amok all dog our heros on their journey. I say heros, because of course we need a team. There has to be the strong and capable ranger-type who doesn't quite trust the kid; the plucky heroine, tomboyish until she lets her hair down and we discover just how beautiful she is; the kid's geeky friend who knows how to fix things; the brawny muscle-type with a secret heart of gold who sacrifices himself when all seems lost, and the sneaky one who turns out to be a traitor like we always suspected he would.

      Wow... use a smaller font and you might be able to pack a few more cliches in there... Sadly, you probably have a bright future in Hollywood....
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    3. Re:or book, or game... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "When they finally get there, they discover..."

      They accidentally bought the seeds from Monsanto and they only get one crop :(

      I've always liked the idea of let down endings, more dramatic that way (aka million dollar baby)

    4. Re:or book, or game... by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Hey, that could only be the beginning - the rest of the movie could be a Passion of the Christ-style
      extended torture scene involving the descendants of Monsanto >:)

    5. Re:or book, or game... by king-manic · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The journey to the seed-vault would be fraught with danger. Mutants, savages, the ever-present raiders, hot-zones and weather run amok all dog our heros on their journey. I say heros, because of course we need a team. There has to be the strong and capable ranger-type who doesn't quite trust the kid; the plucky heroine, tomboyish until she lets her hair down and we discover just how beautiful she is; the kid's geeky friend who knows how to fix things; the brawny muscle-type with a secret heart of gold who sacrifices himself when all seems lost, and the sneaky one who turns out to be a traitor like we always suspected he would.

      You have just outlined every RPG/kids book/adventure novel/fantasy novel/epic tale/fantasy movie ever made.

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    6. Re:or book, or game... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Needs a MacGuffin

      And if you pitch it to Spielberg, you need some aliens in there. E.g. when they reach the seed vault, the aliens arrive deus ex machina style to fix any plot holes. Like curing the plucky heroine of her gunshot wound.

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    7. Re:or book, or game... by modecx · · Score: 1

      I had the same exact thought, "Whoah, that would make a cool story!"

      Well, so long as they make the seed vault the size of a briefcase and call it a G.E.C.K.

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    8. Re:or book, or game... by Ledgem · · Score: 1

      The end of your post was like an alarm clock. Nice story-telling abilities!

    9. Re:or book, or game... by Mex · · Score: 1

      I see you didn't play neither Fallout or Wasteland ;)

    10. Re:or book, or game... by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Thanks for pointing that out. In return, I'd like to draw your attention to the joke, which is about 20 feet above your head.

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    11. Re:or book, or game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have gone to see that movie. Thanks a lot for the f*cking spoilers, ASSHOLE.

    12. Re:or book, or game... by master_p · · Score: 1

      When they finally get there, they discover...

      ...Kal-El's hide out?

    13. Re:or book, or game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Fallout 2.

    14. Re:or book, or game... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've heard of fallout...yes?

    15. Re:or book, or game... by magicchex · · Score: 2

      Fallout kicked ass.

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    16. Re:or book, or game... by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Chrono Trigger?

    17. Re:or book, or game... by spun · · Score: 1

      I come from the Harlan Ellison school of summarizing. The story goes, he was teching a class in editing Sci Fi and asked the students to summarize Dune. After several rambling summaries, he yelled, "No! Too wordy. Dune: The fallen prince regains his throne with the help of the noble savages. That's it. That's a summary."

      Okay, I'm not quite as good as Harlan at condensing things...

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  34. Safe and Isolated for future planting? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    Not unless I can get there first and make popcorn out of the lot of it! RS \

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  35. DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about not just store seeds from plants, but also DNA from humans and animals?
    Many animals will unfortunately go extinct, many already have, many currently are in the process of going extinct.

  36. Re:HOORAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    POKEY HAS A POSSE! HOORAY!

  37. DMCA take down notice by crotherm · · Score: 1



    I'll have you know that I already penned a rough script on this and sent it to my staff in Hollywood. Any further discussing my script and I'll have to invoke DMCA on you!!!

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    1. Re:DMCA take down notice by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Any further discussing my script and I'll have to invoke DMCA on you!!!


            Torrent already available on PirateBay, nyeah nyeah pfffffft, both Hollywood and we move faster than you, mister script writer :P

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  38. cheaper than putting it in orbit by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    a la Silent Running.

    Jeepers, it seems everyday, there's some BIG reminder that this civilisation is freakin' toast.

    If it isn't oil depletion, it's global warming. If it isn't that, it's seed banks. If it isn't seed banks, it's 5 minutes to midnight...

    I said, "Hey MISTER CONDUCTOR! WHERE ARE WE GOING TO???"

    He said,
    "I don't know. I'm just following the tracks..."

    RS

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  39. Re:Post-Apocalyptic Giant Mutant Birds Say THANK Y by Dark+Kenshin · · Score: 1

    It's a trick! The seeds are just there to attract the mutant birds, which will attract the mutant cats, which will attract the mutant dog... which of course we will shoot them all and have our Mutant North Pole(TM) meat locker already built.

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  40. Re:HOORAY! by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

    VICTOLY INDEED POKEY!

    -grumbles about lack of strike and underline-

  41. I hope they chose wisely by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    ... and included cannabis and poppy seeds.

    1. Re:I hope they chose wisely by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      ... and included cannabis and poppy seeds.


            More than likely, since at least the poppies are extremely useful to produce morphine and other opiods. Cannabis is being thoroughly researched for its anorexogenic (makes you thin) and antiemetic (prevents you from puking) properties. Probably coca plant seeds as well, since most of our topical/local anaesthetics are derived from cocaine - and raw cocaine is used quite commonly in ORL (Ears-Nose-Throat) surgeries since it's both an anaesthetic and a potent vasoconstrictor (reduces bleeding).

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    2. Re:I hope they chose wisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's not even mentioning the importnat industrial uses of the non-psychoactive variety, namely hemp, which include fibers for clothing, the hurd for housing, oils for cooking or even just the seeds for food (nutrition facts can be found on the Wikipedia page).

    3. Re:I hope they chose wisely by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would think that after the sort of apocalypse that has you looking for seed banks, the appeal of anorexogenic anything will go down sharply.

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  42. NO GM Seeds Please! by polyomninym · · Score: 1

    I think that this is a great idea, but I've got one thing to say. They sure as hell better keep out any genetically modified seeds. If humanity has to start all over again, let's give future generations nature's original lineage. Why make them start off on the wrong(man-made) foot? Maybe I'm being over-critical, but we are obviously doing many things wrong with and to earth and its lineage.

    1. Re:NO GM Seeds Please! by bunbuntheminilop · · Score: 1

      Why not both? Then you can say 'this is what we had, and this is how far we've come'.

    2. Re:NO GM Seeds Please! by kybred · · Score: 1

      Man has been genetically modifying seeds since he's been cultivating plants.

  43. The victims of globalization are willing by James+F.+Cooper · · Score: 1

    Such ardent preparation to "survive" the rape. So little action to stop the rape! Where is the spirit of 1776?

  44. Bees by camperdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh Crap! This one says we need bees to pollinate the flowers. Does anyone remember where we keep the Doomsday Insect Vault?

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    1. Re:Bees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Antarctic!

  45. Security by DogDude · · Score: 1

    You have to realize that security is also a problem. Somebody with some resources will have to make a real attempt to reach the seed bank. If it was say, in the middle of Europe, then it could potentially be plundered by anybody.

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    1. Re:Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you babbling on about now? Can't you just shut the fuck up?

  46. Should be on equator -- Ice age is coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We're at the end of the current 20,000-year interglacial period of warmth and about to plunge back down into a frigid 80,000-year period of glaciation.

    The 100,000-year glaciation cycle is as regular as clockwork, and nobody really has a clue how to stop it. (Chucking massive amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere isn't anywhere near enough.)

    So shouldn't the Doomsday Vault be located somewhere where it can be reached, rather than on a mountain side that will soon be (geologically speaking) under 3 kilometers of ice?

  47. I don't believe it! by symes · · Score: 1

    No one here has shown the slightest interest in how they can contribute their seed! Surely there's a decent enought reason for a post-apocalypse /. commnity?

  48. Norway's taking care of it? by silvermorph · · Score: 1

    Oh cool, then we can stop worrying about destroying ourselves. We have a backup plan.

    1. Re:Norway's taking care of it? by violets+are+red · · Score: 1

      Yeah. A sucky backup plan. They should put purified water and MREs in various parts of the world so we don't die while waiting for the crops to grow in the infertile, possible irradiated ground. That has no biological infrastructure. Yeah. Right.

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  49. Doctor Who by camperdave · · Score: 1

    t seems everyday, there's some BIG reminder that this civilisation is freakin' toast.

    There was a recent Doctor Who episode that explored this. We go around worrying so much bout how the human race is going to die out, that we never consider the option that maybe nothing happens and we survive and thrive.

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  50. Applaud the effort by Kazrath · · Score: 0

    I seriously think this is a good first step and a rare instance of humanity thinking ahead. This one secure store is obviously not sufficent on a global level with the catastrophies that they have indicated but it is indeed a great pilot that will hopefully get other countries doing the same or similar.

  51. Seed Vault Gap by HaeMaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. President, we must not allow a Seed Vault gap!

  52. Give the architect an award! by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

    Considering this is a building whose entire purpose is to give seed to the planet, the floor plan is architecturally appropriate. I'm sure it's intentional. This architect deserves an award.

  53. Addendum by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

    I normally don't reply to my posts, but I have something to add, and I can't resist.

    Please note that this is obviously a European design. "Sleeve to protect tunnel from erosion and climactic changes" would likely have been edited out of the final draft if the designer was American.

    I'm sure this design project was quite entertaining.

  54. What's for dinner? Doomsday Seed? by straponego · · Score: 1

    I just don't like the sound of that... sounds kind of tentacly.

  55. A good idea... by capebretonsux · · Score: 5, Informative

    From reading a few of the comments I think that some posters are missing the point. First off, the idea is not to save a few seeds in the hopes that those seeds will feed the 'entire' population of earth after planting just one crop. The idea is to preserve the overall agricultural diversity of our 'future' ecosystem. As one particular species of plant (or whatever) goes extinct, the proposed seed bank would (hopefully) ensure that our future ancestors could reintroduce the species back into the ecosystem, assuming that whatever caused the species to go extinct was no longer present, be it nuclear war, climatic changes, etc. As for the location, well, I imagine that it makes more financial sense to keep them in a place where you won't have to foot the air-conditioning bill. Sure, it would be great to have these 'master-backup' seed banks all over the earth to prevent a wayward disaster from wiping out the whole stock, but I'd guess that the cost of building a cold-storage facility for an indefinite period of operation in Nairobi would be much more costly. (Not to mention that if the arctic DOES melt, we're all probably done for anyways...) And the article does mention that there are several seed banks already in existence, and that this facility is to be a more secure backup to the existing banks. Just my 2 cents...

    1. Re:A good idea... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that if the arctic DOES melt, we're all probably done for anyways...

      Even if all the ice in the world melted, that would only result in a sea level rise of a bit over 200 feet. Unpleasant and probably would need to move around at least a billion people, but not a "done for" situation.
    2. Re:A good idea... by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but I wasn't referring to the rise in sea levels. (I don't live near the coast, so self-servingly I wouldn't consider the melting of the arctic to be the most 'significant' factor in the eventual demise of the human race. Besides, a rise in sea level would be gradual, and one would have enough forewarning to be able to run away from it.) What concerns me most regarding the prospect of a melting arctic is the release of millions of tons of CO2 trapped in the ice. CO2, as I'm sure you know, is the 'leading' greenhouse gas, and the release of that much CO2 would undoubtedly shift the planet's climate far past the tipping point, sending the planet into a 'runaway' greenhouse effect.

    3. Re:A good idea... by khallow · · Score: 1

      I googled around but I can't tell how much CO2 is trapped in ice compared to the amounts of CO2 dissolved in liquid water. It may be that melting ice is actually a net carbon sink because the resulting liquid water can store more CO2 than was released by the melting ice. If certain analyses of past climatic events are correct, then there would appear to be a problem with CO2 levels at around 1000 ppm CO2 (a little less than triple today's levels). Also there are several hundred gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere. You need more than "millions of tons" to cause a noticeable effect. So there might be a net release of CO2 from melting of ice and it might cause a net rise in CO2 concentration (recall other gasses are released as well).

    4. Re:A good idea... by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      I didn't google for it myself, I spent enough years in Uni for my Bio degree studying similar topics to know. But if you're interested in this kind of thing, a great book on the subject is "The life and death of planet earth" by Peter D. Ward and Donald Brownlee. It's been some time since I first read it, but it covers a lot of ground regarding the various theories surrounding global warming, etc. There's a fair amount of information about the CO2 levels trapped in arctic ice as well, and the probably effects if the ice were to actually melt as well. The truth is, there's so much disinformation and contradictory opinions out there regarding global warming that it's tough to find anything that one could consider 'solid' evidence on the subject, much less than google (not to besmirch the almighty google, mind you!) would be able to find. One must make up one's own mind after going over the evidence. Personally, I think it's already too late and that we're all way past the tipping point at any rate. A good book, well worth picking up for a read, though...

    5. Re:A good idea... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Glancing around, I'd have to say that artic and antartic ice probably has considerably less CO2 content than liquid water. The physics of ice formation freezes out most dissolved gasses so what gets trapped is air that was packed in with the snow. Since we're currently at the highest CO2 concentration levels ever (at least as far as the ice record is concerned), that means that the CO2 concentration in the gasses is lower than the atmosphere today. So I see a dilution of CO2 concentration even if the overall CO2 amounts increase. The effect would be very minor and probably unobservable. But in addition, all that new liquid water would now be able to dissolve CO2 at an average concentration of somewhere around 0.5 ppm. And it would be near the surface of the ocean (since water at the freezing point is less dense especially as fresh water than salty ocean water at around 4 degrees C) where it could do so.

      Come to think of it, the effect appears to me big enough that I wonder if it normally is enough on its own to return the Earth to an ice age.
  56. I think the point would be it's healthy food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should there simply be a climate shift, it could be sufficient to wipe out all the, oh, let's choose wheat. Or, if not all, then simply the variety Wonder Bread is made from. Then, after a few years or decades or whatever, and things have "normalized" a bit, it would be possible to grow this crop again, provided there was a safe store of seed somewhere. Then the vault would come in handy.

    If there is a major disaster, war, meteor, blu-ray, whatever, there may be sufficient food for humanity to get by on, but not happily or healthily. So, it's back to the vault to start over.

    If a disaster occurs that wipes out all food sources, we're dead, unless just eat Soylent Green (now with more people) until we get a good enough harvest from the vault stores, to take over food production. But that wouldn't really be fair, because at that point, the Soylent Green factories would already employ a vast portion of the workforce, and quitting cold turkey would put a lot of people out of jobs. So, it'd probably be a gradual shift over to bread and stuff.

    Come to think of it, I guess they need a vast embryo vault too, for the food producing animals. What's bread without cheese? Corn without tripe?

  57. Post-apocalyptic death... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    It'd be sort of funny if after the apocolypse (which is sort of funny when you think about it) if nobody could get to the seeds, and then about 10k years later the seeds escaped but due to evolution and all that good stuff (accelerated by the post-apocolyse end stuff) the plants whiped out the existing plants which killed off the animals which couldn't digest the new plants and didn't have the old plants to feed on.

    What a hoot.

    1. Re:Post-apocalyptic death... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      It'd be sort of funny if... old plants to feed on.

      2 questions...

      1. Dude, what are you smoking?
      2. Can I have some?

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  58. Looks kind of like Tut's tomb. by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

    The design seems similiar to King Tut's Tomb.

  59. Stardrive by 1nhuman · · Score: 1

    Does it come with a stardrive?

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  60. Deserve? by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

    Nature doesn't care one whit about 'deserve'. We do, or we die. (eventually) There are no other options. And very likely nobody but us near enough to care one way or the other.

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  61. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by recursiv · · Score: 1

    At least as long as they'll last without it.

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  62. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure about that? What if they start fighting over it?

  63. Re:Should be on equator -- Ice age is coming by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    It's possible it won't be. During the last ice age the water used to form the ice drew down the sea level enough to allow migration of plants, animals, and Siberians across the Bering Strait into Alaska and down into North America, one of the major (but not the only) ways North America was populated originally. It's a fallacy to think a given ice age covers the poles like Sherman-Williams paint. The glaciers advance, but in lots of fingers rather than one big sheet. I don't know that it can be predicted where these northerly ice-free regions would be in the case of another ice age, but hte possibility exists and a northern area isn't a bad spot. So build more than one.

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  64. so between planting and harvesting... by nwanua · · Score: 1

    What do we eat? it takes 60 days or so for corn, 100 for potatoes... and just where are we planning to plant these? In the post-apocalyptic soil eh?
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  65. Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    How long will a post-apocalyptic population last on seeds that are buried in a mountain on a remote island? Provided they can get there, how many big macs can they make from those seeds?

    And they might as well make them into bread, because they are unlikely to sprout.

    Seeds stay fertile only for a limited time. You can stretch that somewhat by keeping them frozen - provided that the particular seeds can survive freezing, of course. But short of cryonic preservation (after perfusing them with cryoprotectants) you're not going to get them to last more than a few years.

    That's why REAL plant gene banks work by growing the plants with heavy water. This drastically slows their metabolism (along with that of any bugs that might attack them), resulting in these tiny bonsai-like specimens that live very slowly - and thus very long - and eventually make seeds you can use to continue the cycle. Grow their seeds in normal water and you're back to normal plants - or gradually switch the plants over to normal water and they may revert to normal growth patterns.

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    1. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by treat · · Score: 1
      That's why REAL plant gene banks work by growing the plants with heavy water.

      Awesome. I see heavy water for sale on the internet. I always wanted a reason to buy some. Is it safe stuff? Obviously I won't drink it. What if my cats nibble on a leaf?

    2. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Seeds stay fertile only for a limited time. You can stretch that somewhat by keeping them frozen - provided that the particular seeds can survive freezing, of course. But short of cryonic preservation (after perfusing them with cryoprotectants) you're not going to get them to last more than a few years."

      Some seeds can go over 1,000 years and still germinate. The current confirmed record (carbon dating) is 2,000 years http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed#Oldest_viable_se eds.

      Seeds are tough. Here's a 120-year experiment: http://www.amjbot.org/cgi/content/abstract/89/8/12 85

    3. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by FireFlie · · Score: 3, Funny

      What if my cats nibble on a leaf? In all likelihood you will die.
    4. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's my understanding that archeologists have sprouted and grown millet seeds found in Egyptian tombs. I have grown chile from seeds that are eleven years old and they had no special treatment at all; a ziplock bag in my basement. But then, it *was* chile...

    5. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by AlHunt · · Score: 1

      Seeds stay fertile only for a limited time.

      Oh, I don't know. I've sprouted decade old tomato seed. As long as they rotate the stock out periodically, they should be fine.
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    6. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by alshithead · · Score: 4, Informative

      From TFA..."Some crops, such as peas, may only survive for 20-30 years. Others, such as sunflowers and grain crops, are understood to last for many decades or even hundreds of years."

      They already know the likely shelf life for most of these seeds. Out of any given sample of seeds a shrinking percentage will germinate over x years. Some seeds last better than others. That certainly doesn't negate the attempt. If even just a couple can germinate then the species can be potentially be brought back. I keep seeds from all kinds of plants from my gardens every year. I've had high percentages germinate from years old seeds and low percentages from last year's seeds. I've always been able to keep a line going even if only a couple of plants matured.

      "That's why REAL plant gene banks work by growing the plants with heavy water. This drastically slows their metabolism (along with that of any bugs that might attack them), resulting in these tiny bonsai-like specimens that live very slowly - and thus very long - and eventually make seeds you can use to continue the cycle. Grow their seeds in normal water and you're back to normal plants - or gradually switch the plants over to normal water and they may revert to normal growth patterns."

      Define "REAL" plant bank for us please. You say, "or gradually switch the plants over to normal water and they may revert to normal growth patterns". Let me emphasize your word "MAY". I would think a real seed bank has seeds from real plants, not plants that have been modified dramatically and may or may not germinate true.

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    7. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some seeds can go over 1,000 years and still germinate. ...

      Seeds are tough.


      Some are, some, aren't.

      As you'll note from the article, some seeds (such as those of cocoa and rubber) are "recalcitrant" and can't be banked at all. Many others can be banked for a few years but need to be sprouted and new seeds grown from time to time.

      Yes, the seeds of some plants can go for centuries. But that's outliers, not something you can count on for seeds of arbitrary crops.

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    8. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 3, Funny

      some seeds (such as those of cocoa and rubber) are "recalcitrant" and can't be banked at all.
      So, if there's a major apocalypse, then there will no longer be chocolate? That's one way to make an apocalypse even more apocalyptic...

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    9. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      plants that have been modified dramatically and may or may not germinate true.
      Heavy water is unlikely to alter the plant's genetic structure one iota. So why would the plant not germinate true?

      However, I am quite skeptical of the claim that heavy water slows down a plant's metabolism. It is far more likely that sufficient heavy water to have a real effect on a plant would simply kill it outright. As I understand it, after reading a bit on wikipedia, heavy water interferes with protein folding by changing the strength of hydrogen bonding. Since proteins perform their function by having a particular shape, if you change that shape even just a little bit, you tend to destroy the function of the protein.

      So, to sum up, if a plant can survive replacement of all its water with heavy water, which I doubt, then there is no reason (that I can see) that switching it back to normal water would produce a plant noticeably different from one that had been on normal water the whole time.
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    10. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not how long the seeds will last but where in the world would you plant them if we or something else really screws up the earth. If the earth is really that screwed up will anything seed germinate and grow and who will plant them. Some viruses, bacteria, plants, fungus, spores are very resilient to destructive forces but are not totally indestructible. We human beings, however, are not that resilient so I beg to question who, as human beings, are going to plant these seed?

    11. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the seeds of some plants can go for centuries.
      Then perhaps you'd care to apologize for your unqualified claim that "short of cryonic preservation (after perfusing them with cryoprotectants) you're not going to get them to last more than a few years."
    12. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aimbot.org? Man i play way to many games :)

    13. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by badspyro · · Score: 1

      80% of your body water needs to be heavy water before it will kill, although before that you could get ill.
      so growing a plant with the stuff shouldn't be a problem... I might just do it too... :P

    14. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by squoozer · · Score: 1

      If you drank heavy water or ate something containing a heavy water the deuterium in the heavy water becomes incorporated into your body as the hydrogen in regular water would. There is always a small amount of heavy water in any sample of regular water so you are already ingesting some. The problem only comes when you have large amount of deuterium replacement in your body. As I understand it the very slight difference in bonding energies between hydrogen and deuterium can affect DNA replication.

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    15. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      From TFA: "Some crops, such as peas, may only survive for 20-30 years. Others, such as sunflowers and grain crops, are understood to last for many decades or even hundreds of years." So, why couldn't they refresh the seeds once in 20-100 years, depending on their species? Why wouldn't this qualify a real gene bank?

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    16. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've sprouted decade old tomato seed.

      You should see a doctor about that.
    17. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_water

      "Mammals such as rats given heavy water to drink die after a week, at a time when their body water approaches about 50% deuteration"

      The wiki is not always right tho...

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    18. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well if you can figure out a way to get the seeds to safely travel at near light speeds then 1 year to the seeds could be 100 years or more to us.

      The hard part is if you want a way to get the seeds to come back at any chosen time :).

      The alternative is of course to send seed batches at 1 year intervals on 100 year round trips. Then after 100 years they keep coming back at 1 year intervals.

      Of course if that is possible then, someone could send some popular authors on a trip that lasts a short time for them, but 200 years for everyone else. The authors aren't dead so the copyright lasts a long time.

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    19. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Define "REAL" plant bank for us please. "

      REAL plant banks are run by the USA. We do ALL the good technological work in the world, and we do it with uranium and kryptonite and other cool-sounding stuff. And we guard the site with sub-critical fusion weapons and heat rays.

      Who is this Norway, anyway? I never heard of it!

    20. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      It's my understanding that archeologists have sprouted and grown millet seeds found in Egyptian tombs.

      According to the Wikipedia article cited above that was an old hoax - but there have been more reliable reports of some seeds over a thousand years old sprouting.

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    21. Re:Heck, how long will the SEEDS last. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I am quite skeptical of the claim that heavy water slows down a plant's metabolism. It is far more likely that sufficient heavy water to have a real effect on a plant would simply kill it outright.

      Back when my wife was working her way through college, one of her summer jobs was working in just such a plant gene bank, in Corvallis Oregon.

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  66. Making it hard for post-apocalyptic people by Arakageeta · · Score: 1

    The Svalbard International Seed Vault will house the seed samples will at a preservative -18C (0F), and could be used by post-apocalyptic people to feed a hungry planet." Yes, the North Pole should be very easy to get too post-apocalypse.
  67. So much for that Idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just been reported that due to Global Warming the project has been scraped.

  68. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by msobkow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're supposed to plant them. :p

    But rather than traditional nuclear winter scenarios, I think it's a good idea in case any of the bio-engineered crops ever goes rogue, or some freak disease or pest wipes out a species. How many hurricanes would it take to wipe out, say, the localized strains of rice in a region? One year of disasters? Two? Five?

    Or one particularly pernicious bio-engineered cross breeding that produces sterile (no seed) offspring?

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  69. Raiders of the Lost Seeds by sciop101 · · Score: 1
    Preservation projects never last.

    Time capsules being lost are a prime example. Markers are knocked over by lawnmowers, stolen, or just not installed.

    People break into tombs and steal artifacts.

    The entrance art looks like Colossus: The Forbin Project entrance. That's cool.

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  70. ....riiiight by Warshadow · · Score: 1

    ...because after this apocalypse they're preparing for everyone is going to be able to get to a mountain, thats on an island, near the north pole. BRILLIANT!

  71. Re:HOORAY! by Kirkoff · · Score: 1

    THIS MODERATION IS DEFECTIVE
    I DEMAND RECOMPENSE

    For more information on the in-joke, see Pokey The Penguin

    HOORAY POKEY

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  72. That Sounds Like a Challenge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Permafrost will keep the vault below freezing point and the seeds will further be protected by metre-thick walls of reinforced concrete, two airlocks and high security blast- proof doors. Sounds like a challenge! I'm forming a high skills mercenary team to go in and get those seeds. I'll need an Olympic level biathlete , a demolitions expert, a Harrier pilot, a (preferably beautiful) horticulturist, an eskimo, a fence, and possibly an astronaut and/or a Mason. Equal Opportunity Employer

  73. My friends, now that the fallout is over.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...let's open up our beloved Vault 13, give buddy a spear, and send him off to Norway to get the Garden of Eden Creation Kit!

  74. So the government will save us from a holocaust... by feepness · · Score: 1

    Government... the cause of and solution all of life's problems.

  75. Some exotic plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope they remember to include Cannabis Sativa seeds, maybe some opium poppies too.
    Otherwise it's gonna be one dull post-apocalyptic future.

  76. I can just see it ... by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    After the treacherous journey to the magical safe, spoken of in legends. Our heroes have survived hundreds of miles of danger, death and despair. As they approach the sealed bunker, our fearless leader turns slowly and says, "What the hell do you mean?!? I thought _you_ wrote down the combo ..."

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  77. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by AlHunt · · Score: 1

    Provided they can get there, how many big macs can they make from those seeds?

    Plenty, as long as some of them are sesame seeds for the buns.
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  78. Hypocrisy by nak_slim · · Score: 0

    Many times on this forum I have heard the short sightedness of the human race lamented. For once there is a story about someone looking to the future and planning for it and most comments and making fun of it. Clearly it is put where it is to have the greatest chance of survival. It may be difficult to get to, but faced with the choice of attempting to preserve the species or sitting on the ground and feeling sorry for myself becuase doing something was difficult, I for one would try to continue the species. I can remember many times where I did something even myself thought was not going to be needed or would be useless, tape backups come to mind, only to find it saved my bacon. Perhaps it is /. readers that are short sighted.

  79. Re:What's for dinner? Doomsday Seed? by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1

    People after the apocalypse can't be too picky.

    If all we have are doomsday seeds then we grow doomsday plants and eat doomsday fruit (bitter at first, but you'll get used to it).

    And even if those doomsday seeds don't grow, we'll still have cockroaches and dandilions, right?

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  80. Chrono Trigger by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of Chrono Trigger, in the future...

    1. Re:Chrono Trigger by jonathan_the_ninja · · Score: 1

      Your HP/MP Are restored! But you're still hungry...

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    2. Re:Chrono Trigger by KeatonMill · · Score: 1

      That was definitely the first thing that I thought of... Ah, the good ole' days of the SNES and 16-bit RPGs.

  81. New and Improved Baskets! by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    Marketing will make it all ok. Don't worry. Watch TV and eat your Frito's. How long will seeds remain viable stored at 0F? Putting it at Svalbard makes sense. You don't want Mel Gibson or the blond kid with no underwear getting ahold of the seeds, you want someone who can organize an expedition to a place like Svalbard because they're probably organized enough to make good use of the seeds. Quest for Broccoli!

  82. You totally missed my point by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Yes, because the last thing we want is genetically engineered plants.

    No, that's the first thing you want. But you also want to know where you have come from.

    You see, when you write code you version control everything not because going forward you know you'l make a mistake, but because sometimes it can be useful to see the history of a thing evolving. And so it is with plants (or animals) we modify, what is so wrong with keeping a genetic change history to see how a thing has changed or if there might not be some interesting property in an earlier version we might have missed and wish to re-incorperate in a stronger form? To say we know enough about genetics today that we can do the best possible job of alteration is laughable; I am sure in twenty years we'll be able to tweak genes in ways we cannot even imagine today.

    Obviously the whole source code control system breaks apart at some point as a good metaphor, but still I think the rough idea is good.

    I would eat a whole plate of cow no matter how many legs or eyes it had, I don't see any problem at all with enhancing the food we eat. I have no qualms there, please do not make me out to be one of those against the forward march of genetics.

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  83. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming will cause the oceans to rise and the island will be underwater. Far better to have multiple vaults, several on every continent. I think one should be placed within 5 miles of the Clock of the Long Now:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock_of_the_Long_Now

    Maybe make another vault accessible through the service entrance at the Eifel Tower, behind a door marked, "Nothing to see here, now move along."

    Stonehenge definitely needs a vault.

    etc. etc. it's not like the seed stock they are preserving are rare or difficult to preserve and each vault is a onetime expense. I think we should litter the planet with archives using as many backup methods as we can imagine.

  84. Meanwhile on the Planet of the Apes by gelfling · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This sounds a little hysterical and typical of the Norwegian government's PC nonsense. Like the time their national pension fund manager was sanctioned for pulling all investments out of Norwegian defense related firms because he wanted to make a political statement.

  85. Sneaky Norwegians... by bagsc · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Build Post-Apocalyptic Seed Bank for $5 million
    2) Cause Apocalypse
    3) Profit!!

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    1. Re:Sneaky Norwegians... by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 1

      To make some decent money, the would have been better off building a Post-Apocalyptic Sperm Bank and sell all available slots to the highest bidders.

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  86. Too Much Emphasis on the "Doomsday" Aspects by beadfulthings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And not enough emphasis on the biodiversity aspects.

    We're really shooting ourselves in our collective foot by the "efficiencies" being implemented in modern farming. Where before there might have been numerous different and diverse varieties of a plant--potatoes, say, or tomatoes, beans, peas, or apples--now farmers concentrate on just a few that are high-yielding or easy to control or that are otherwise "efficient." The same holds true of animals used for food. Many formerly robust breeds of pigs or chickens or beef cattle are now verging on extinction because it's cheaper to focus on raising one or two breeds.

    What happens if a blight or pest shows up that devastates our few varieties of corn or wheat? Suppose the more popular breed of swine or chicken develops some sort of genetic anomaly or other disease? I believe (but am not sure) that there's already been a scare regarding corn. It could happen with any other food plant.

    Interested hobbyist gardeners have been forming "seed savers" groups for years to perpetuate what they call "heirloom" vegetables. (They do it for ornamental plants, too.) More recently, small-scale farmers and hobbyists have begun doing the same thing with "heritage" livestock animals such as turkeys, chickens, and swine.

    There's an interest in these products among food lovers (fancy restaurants, famous chefs, or what-have you). Heirloom tomatoes and heritage pork are deemed to be a lot tastier than the everyday supermarket varieties, and I suspect that may be true. But more attention needs to be paid to preserving all these breeds and varieties so that our food plants and animals retain the robustness that comes from diversity.

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  87. for real by zogger · · Score: 1

    I know I have seeds from 95 that sprouted last year for the garden, some flowers and stuff. But I do tend to just harvest new ones every year from the better looking specimens. We don't do anything more exotic than dry the seed, stick it in jars, and store in the dark.

    With that said, we also have some professionally canned up in steel cans that are said to last a long time, precisely for a "seed bank" reason, all open pollinated stuff. And we also have long term storage food,packed in nitrogen, which a large part consists of just dried grains, beans, peas, etc, which is "seed" as well if needs be for any emergency uses.

    I still think their remote cyro vault is a good idea though, can't hurt to have backups for backups, especially with stuff like *food*.

  88. Who Cares about how long they last... by Nick_Allain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real question is whether they'll bury to Doomsday Porn Vault next to it. If we provide porn, it would practically double the incentive to find this thing! Sex and Food!

  89. Re:Should be on equator -- Ice age is coming by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Nifty book named "Fallen Angels" where in the near future anti global warming folks manage to get rid of all the greenhouse gases and such. Guess what... the world plunges into an ice age rather quickly. Politicians of course keep blaming technology to the point of outlawing sci-fi books, movies, etc. The only tech savvy people are the ones stranded on an orbital space station. The fallen angels are 2 people who were scooping some atmosphere to replenish the station's air, and get shot down. Sci-fi fans try to help them, there is naked dancing on a glacier (seriously), and stuff happens.

    Great read.

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  90. Do they allow deposits? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I'd be happy to deposit some of my seed for this project! At least one donation a day for the next 60 years... it's not getting used anywhere else, might as well give it away to a good cause!

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    1. Re:Do they allow deposits? by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      Well, you may be.. Handy.. But i'm sure they don't need a.. Hand with their project. They're going to Stash the seeds anyways, so just Chill.

  91. Re:Post-Apocalyptic Giant Mutant Birds Say THANK Y by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

    and Twinkies...

  92. weed seeds by jcgf · · Score: 1

    I'd bring a few different strains, most likely jack herer, blueberry, & durban poison would be close to the top. Surprised no one else mentioned this.

  93. After this, Norway should create a whale bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming they don't eat them all first!

  94. It had to be said by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

    All your seeds are belong to us

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  95. Ignorance DEMANDS that you not use google by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    But a good education will show you the way. In this particular case, I have seen the lab since I went to CSU (seemed like forever). In fact, I can tell you that the lab has the highest priority on the energy grid up at CSU. When a power outage occurs, it will have the last bit of power (even over Poudre Valley Hospital). I know that they have multiple generators there that are fed from natural gas as well as diesel. All in all, it is a good lab. But the real key here is that we (the USA) are the only places with these storage facilities. IIRC, there are something like 5 others storage facilities in other countries and that was in 198[23] era.

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  96. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by jimmydevice · · Score: 0

    I believe one implementation was the Terminator gene from Monsanto.
    I think it was withdrawn after international protest in the mid 90's

  97. And when the weather changes? by Ace905 · · Score: 1

    Any ideas on how this well thought-out vault will survive a doomsday scenario? When the ice caps melt, will the temperature of the vault rise? because that would destroy the seeds.

    I hope they have an, actual, answer to that.

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  98. MacGuffin?! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    I think the seeds themselves are a sufficient MacGuffin. They are what our characters and their rivals are going after. And in the film of this, we would roll the end credits right after they found the seed vaults, or else after they (unintentionally?) destroyed the entrance in an explosive avalanche.

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    1. Re:MacGuffin?! by hey! · · Score: 1

      True, but they can't fight over the seeds until they get there.

      Maybe they fight over the map to the vault. Or, if its a vault, it has to have a key. Or a combination. Or both.

      So there's this key. When the key is inserted, the combination is revealed. The heroes and bad guys fight over the key and steal it from each other, up until the climatic (err, I meant climactic) battle, in which the key is destroyed. The remaining bad guys go home, but our hero figures out that nobody in his right mind would make a doomsday vault that could only be opened with a key that is easy to lose and destroy.

      He steps up to the keypad and enters the sequence "0,1,1,2,3,5,8..."

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  99. What about the knowledge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like a failed idea even before it's been implemented. I glanced through the article but didn't read it thoroughly so maybe it's mentioned in there somewhere.

    They say they looked as far forward as 200 years to the conditions that might exist then.

    Well, suppose in the intervening 150 years, there's war, use of biological weapons that kill a large portion of the population or some other extreme disaster.

    When the people who.. by some stretch of the imagination actually find out or KNOW about the seed bank... struggle, by boat, to the cavern holding the seeds. Somehow manage to gain entrance (having managed to translate whatever language is used as signs and instructions) and find the seeds... only to have absolutely no idea what to do with them and no land to plant them on.

    Wouldn't it make more sense to include two more rooms, one very small and one extremely large? The small room would contain a thorough knowledge of how to plant, care for and grow the seeds, what the mature specimen looks like and what they made be used for along with how to harvest new seeds. Along with, possibly, microscopes.

    The second room would hold a hydroponics lab capable of producing some quantity of mature plants from the seeds. With some kind of power plant/system. Perhaps an undeployed system of solar cells.

    There may be more info somewhere else, but as far as I can tell from the article, these people are very shortsighted.

  100. So remember guys by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

    If you're one of the survivors of the apocalypse, you want to go to an armory first, and THEN the seed bank.

    Otherwise you'll show up at the seed bank and meet the guys who had the foresight to bring guns.

    1. Re:So remember guys by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      >> If you're one of the survivors of the apocalypse,
      >> you want to go to an armory first, and THEN the seed bank.
      >>
      >> Otherwise you'll show up at the seed bank and meet the
      >> guys who had the foresight to bring guns.

      And there, ladies and gentlemen, is definitive proof that if there is an apocalypse, it will probably be caused by the Americans...

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    2. Re:So remember guys by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      America is totally despicable, but really, the entire human race is at fault for war. War has been waged for thousands of years between all races of people for all kinds of stupid reasons (Catholic church in the medieval ages, anyone?)

      You can't blame me for planning on the worst case scenario, considering human history.

  101. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Before going in to cold storage, one particularly bulked up seed was heard to say -- "I'll be back".

    (Scene from "The Germinator")

  102. Re:Should be on equator -- Ice age is coming by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. At the rate we're burning fossil fuel, we should be able to prevent any ice ages from arriving before the Apocalypse. When we run out of oil, America still has lots and lots of coal...
    Of course, if global warming turns out to have a "Day After Tomorrow" phase, then your concerns are warranted. Maybe someone can start another Doomsday Seed Bank in Minnesota, north of Duluth. Or in Buffalo, NY.

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  103. Paying people not to plant--hemp... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Does throwing everyone who plants hemp into prison count?

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  104. Already there ... by jamesh · · Score: 1

    ... and full of frozen people.

  105. National Center for Genetic Resources Preservation by 2centplain · · Score: 1
    The U.S. has the "National Center for Genetic Resources Preservation" in Fort Collins, Colorado, located on the campus of Colorado State University. It has croygenic storage for agricultural seeds and semen. http://www.ars.usda.gov/main/site_main.htm?modecod e=54020500

    The National Center for Genetic Resources Preservation (NCGRP) conserves genetic resources of crops and animals important to US agriculture and landscapes. Preservation of genetic diversity in ex situ genebanks such as NCGRP is important for conservation of biological diversity and utilization of genetic resources for economic and environmental sustainability. Formerly called the National Seed Storage Laboratory (NSSL), our facility changed its name in 2001 to reflect an expanded mission beyond seed storage. In addition to being a seed bank, NCGRP is a repository for animal genetic resources in the form of semen and plant genetic resources in the form of graftable buds or in vitro plantlets. Genetic resources are preserved using state-of-the-art technology that often involves cryogenics. A research team with cryobiology expertise works to develop cryopreservation technologies.
  106. who has the keys?... by thekm · · Score: 1

    so, they make a vault. Something goes kablooie, and some poor guy actually knows about this thing and makes it to the facility. And then what?... you know that vaults are widely known as being easy things to get into, right?...

    The trick about this technology is to make a vault that can stand up to extinction-grade blammo, but easy enough to get into by a a guy that's just made a hike around the world, most likely starving, and armed only with a rather tenacious spoon.

  107. Re:National Center for Genetic Resources Preservat by 2centplain · · Score: 2, Funny
    http://www.ars-grin.gov/animal/donations.html

    NAGP is accepting donations for semen & embryos from the following:
    • Cattle
    • Sheep
    • Goats
    • Swine
    • Chickens
    • Aquatics

    We will usually accept up to 100 units of semen for any individual animal. We can provide a shipper to collect the material and we will pay for all shipping costs.

    Apparently, they aren't yet interested in Slashdot semen, so this doesn't appear to be a tax deductible donation opportunity for you...

  108. What's with these titles the past few days... by Falladir · · Score: 1

    First "some European" moves toward Linux, and now there's going to be a vault for "Doomsday Seeds?"

  109. Re:Should be on equator -- Ice age is coming by NiceRoundNumber · · Score: 1

    The 100,000-year glaciation cycle is as regular as clockwork, and nobody really has a clue how to stop it. (Chucking massive amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere isn't anywhere near enough.)

    Our government policy should help in this regard. In other words: "If brute force isn't working, you're not using enough of it."

    And then I can just see the environmentalists, shouting "Save the Interglacial!!", frantically encouraging everyone to go out and drive Hummers...

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  110. How about parking a few copies in space? by WoTG · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why there's a single vault. There should be a bunch, rather like the root domain name servers (how's that for a geeky analogy?).

    IMHO, while we're at it, shove a few in orbit or on the moon. Fortunately, cooling the vaults won't be a problem in space.

  111. Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who forgot to pack the Myccorhizae and the Rhizobia...

    damn.

    oh well.

  112. Titan AE by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    Next step make that vault be able to fly through space... or have I been watching a little too much Titan AE?

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  113. The name of the thing? by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

    It's GECK.

  114. I can see it now by turing_m · · Score: 1

    Creak... (Door opens)
    "Manual? Who needs that? Looks like we've been left us just enough corn, wheat and barley to make a loaf of bread! You get the firewood, I'll figure out how we're gonna grind it up."

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  115. uuuhhMM HEMP? by mrnick · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they have some HEMP seeds in there.... you know in case someone wants to make some good rope or something.

    Nick Powers

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  116. for humans? by julius_scissor · · Score: 1

    from what i can see, this addition to the wishful thinking department isnt even really for humans. say there's doomsday; i think someone already mentioned how its a challenge to get people there to utilize the plants. oh yeah, and they wont have food until our "survivors" are starved, except maybe some potatoes. humans, after a doomsday, will be dead. heck, if you listen to some philosophers, we're already dead. so why not keep some life afloat for the future? seems like a good idea. its just not for us.

  117. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I think this is more in line than what the vault is actually for than the implications in it's name about Doomsdays ! I think similar vaults are already used to replant crops destroyed by hurricanes and flooding. I think in the BBC article it mentions an island or somewhere inundated by a flood and says that the best way to kill off your crops is by burying them under tons of mud.

  118. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The island is very unlikely to be underwater, they have used forecasts for the most aggresive global warming imaginable over the next 200 years and specifically chosen this site because it will be unaffected. A lot of the mountains on these islands are over 1000M high and any sea rise of even half that distance is likely to destroy so much of civilization that seed banks will be the last of our worries.

  119. I feel better by starX · · Score: 1

    Knowing that all the seeds to the crops I don't know how to grow will be "On a remote island. Near the North pole," and probably under water when the need arises. It's gonna suck not having Google to help me figure out how to get to them, and then how to plant them.

  120. It would be very easy to implement... by master_p · · Score: 1

    ...since a bearded guy named Noah did it 10,000 years ago...

  121. Will always have Soylent Green by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    No worries, Nordmans. You still have your Soylent Green.

  122. I for one... by Kopretinka · · Score: 1

    I for one will welcome our new food-bearing viking overlords.

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  123. Make sure the future is a blockbuster by ericlondaits · · Score: 1

    Along with the seeds they should put the frozen embryos of giant and savage man eating creatures and label them poorly.

    According to movies I've seen that would be the only sensible thing to do.

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  124. Re:How long will a post-apocalyptic population las by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

    "Mein Fuhrer, I can VOK!" Let's hope its wheelchair-accessible just in case.

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  125. My unabridged post by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    Okay, let me say the same thing, just longer.

    So it's designed to hold all the samples at 0 C, thus preventing them from sprouting/molding/decaying.

    But is it designed to be 0 degrees C inside with the current outside temperatures, or the outside temperatures possible in the worst-case global warming scenario of, say, a century from now? Like when we'd actually need it?

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  126. Post my comments? by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

    Definitely too much jerking of some kind going on...

  127. What about licensing? by davester666 · · Score: 1

    I sure hope they follow the licenses for all those patented and genetically modified seeds that are on the market!

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  128. GM food is the real threat by mabu · · Score: 1

    This is a very smart move, but the real threat is genetically-modified strains making the original ones instinct. Many in the agriculture field are already worried about this happening.

  129. This is just a grossly short sighted... by Genda · · Score: 1

    If you look at the limitations of hydroponics, you'll find that most plants have a critical need for symbiotic bacteria and fungi, and a whole host of microbes, worms, and insects. Add to that the ecology around plants (both predatory, and symbiotic), and you find that those plants, even domesticated plants, need a lot more that just some dirt to be planted in.

    Are we going to take billions of soil samples too? Freeze them? How about critical symbiotic plants and insects? Maybe we should just sample the entire vivosphere, before we extinct too many more species, and keep a library of every living genome on the planet from archaia to us. Maybe even better... we just stop using the planet as a toilet, and stop shoving the ecology off the edge.

    Of course that would require thinking and planning... never mind.

    Genda

  130. Norway is rich 'cause it fired the oil companies by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why, how can Norway spend money on this far-sighted project?

    They nationalized the oil industry. They don't pay tens of billions of dollars a quarter in raw profits to the big four oil corporations. They have their own oil resources in the North Sea.

    And since the told the reavers to get the hell out, they are running nice surpluses, have an excellent federally funded school system, giving them intelligent citizens, and they may save the plant diversity of the planet during the coming climate wreck.

    Now, if they can fast track some space colonization, they might save humans from getting overheated to death.

    These are things you can do if your country isn't being run by international oil companies.

  131. Farmers? by bronsinbound · · Score: 1

    Have they forgotten to "preserve" the farmers with the knowledge to grow them?!

  132. Re:Post-Apocalyptic Giant Mutant Birds Say THANK Y by Fyz · · Score: 1

    In Post-Apocalyptic Soviet Russia, giant cockroaches eat the mutant birds!

  133. Environment : What the seeds need to grow by kentsin · · Score: 0

    Dit the valve provide suitable environment for every seed?

    Or at least information what is suitable for the seed?

  134. Re:Post-Apocalyptic Giant Mutant Birds Say THANKS by zobier · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our Post-Apocalyptic Giant Mutant Bird overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted /.er, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground Seed Vault.

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  135. By any other name by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    No good. Everyone who has seen The Future Is Wild knows that a spink is a type of burrowing quail that will evolve in the Kansas desert sometime after humanity leaves the planet (one way or another).

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