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  1. also on Apple Turning Cell Phone Market Upside Down? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Everyone assumed that Apple's $499/$599 prices for the iPhone was subsidized by Cingular. But, it appears that Apple is not allowing mobile carriers to subsidize the iPhone. Why? Because when Apple comes out with the Touch iPod, they don't want it compared in price to a discounted/subsidized iPhone.

    Also, they want it positioned as a "premium" product, and they know idiots will pay full price regardless.

  2. Re:the only thing.. on Diebold Security Foiled Again · · Score: 0, Troll

    Guess that explains the democratic sweep of congress. Yep. GOP cheated.

    Study Kissinger and the Vietnam war, and get back to me on that. (the Key concept: Kissinger's "Decent Interval")

  3. Apple has a choice on Norway Outlaws iTunes · · Score: 5, Funny

    haddieman notes that while many people are getting more and more annoyed at DRM, Norway actually did something about it.

    It sounds like they've decided it's either Norway or the Highway.

  4. the only thing.. on Diebold Security Foiled Again · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yet again, Diebold has shown their security prowess.

    The only thing Diebold is good at securing is victory for the GOP.

  5. Re:he's a star on Fox Subpoenas YouTube Over Content · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At most they might get a free hotmail account, then go bug hotmail to release the identity for that email address (which is probably fake info to)

    Yeah, and even if they track it back to an IP address, the guy probably did it from an open wireless access point. At least, if he was smart he did.

  6. Re:Why Worry? on Fox Subpoenas YouTube Over Content · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a feeling that if found, the person responsible will first be fired, then sued out the whazoo and sent to debtor's prison.

    I can understand firing him and suing him, but don't you think sending him to live in Detroit is a bit harsh?

  7. he's a star on Fox Subpoenas YouTube Over Content · · Score: 4, Funny

    FOX has subpoenaed YouTube for the identity of a user who posted entire episodes of '24' and 'The Simpson's'.

    Yeah, they're looking for him so he can star in an upcoming show on CourtTV.

  8. Re:Buzzwordification on U.S. Cities Don't Make the Intelligence Cut · · Score: 1

    Oh, curses! Our synergystic engineerification of innovationist intelligent-making just can't keep up with the likes of Dundee, Scotland!

    Yeah, well I bet they don't even have a Time Masheen.

  9. that's it on U.S. Cities Don't Make the Intelligence Cut · · Score: 1

    How typical: you pick what criteria you think are important, define them as "intelligence", and then determine that everybody else is less intelligent than you are. Whatever, guys. As long as you stop short of the genocide I really don't care what you think.

    (squints eyes)... With all that smart talk, I bet you're that guy in the funny pajamas that broke my house. I bet you don't even have your tattoo either.

    I have a feeling I'll be seeing you on the next Monday Night Rehabilitation.

  10. Re:whuh? on U.S. Cities Don't Make the Intelligence Cut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did I miss something? I was watching American Idol.

    What? They Pre-empted the season premiere of "Ow! My Balls!" with that crap?

  11. Re:They're going to what? on Chinese Official Vows to "Purify" the Net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know, but it's ironic that they want to "purify the internet environment", while their actual environment goes to complete shit.

  12. i dont think that word means what they think it me on One In Five Windows Installs Is Non-Genuine · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft disclosed Monday that, according to reports collected by the notorious Windows Genuine Advantage tool on millions of users' PCs, 22% of all Windows installs do not pass its validation tests and have therefore been deemed non-genuine.

    genuine /dnyun/ -adjective

    1. possessing the claimed or attributed character 2. descended from the original stock; pure in breed:

    Even pirated software is genuine.

  13. Re:Here's what will kill DRM... on Blu-ray Protection Bypassed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Honey, I have to reboot the TV because it's just gotten a security bios update and TiVo won't record until it sees the update.

    Your post is more true than you realize.

  14. alphabet soup on Bill Cheswick On Internet Security · · Score: 1

    The interview ranges over firewalling, logging, NIDS and IPS, how to fight DDoS, and the future of BGP and DNS.

    FWIW, FYI, TFA is SFW but IMO not OMFGF.

  15. funny on Fight Spam With Nolisting · · Score: 3, Funny

    An anonymous reader writes with the technique of Nolisting, which fights spam by specifying a primary MX that is always unavailable.

    Funny, I fight afternoon meeting schedulings in almost the same way. Just specify a primary time that's always unavailable.

  16. it's a euphemism. on Microsoft Admits Vista Has "High Impact Issues" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft has granted, in a roundabout way, that Vista has 'high impact issues.

    I'm sure they're using the phrase "High impact" in much the same way as the NTSB.

  17. well on Father of Internet Warns Against Net Neutrality · · Score: 4, Funny

    At a recent talk at the Computer History Museum Robert Kahn, co-inventor of TCP/IP, warned against net neutrality legislation that could hinder experimentation and innovation.

    Well, as a genetically engineered superhuman, you might want to listen to him. He's a lot smarter than you.

  18. all in a name on RedOctane Speaks Out on Guitar Hero's Future · · Score: 1, Funny

    Neversoft has the full experience, knowledge, and talent to do this.

    Neversoft? Weren't they the ones developing Duke Nukem Forever?

  19. Re:I'll believe it when it happens on Google's Sinister(?) Plans · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah Aunt May beat the Hulk too, so that's not a very good unit of fighting abilty.

    Aunt May did not defeat the Hulk in a fight. That's ridiculous.

  20. Re:I'll believe it when it happens on Google's Sinister(?) Plans · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if Wolverine was able to defeat the Hulk, Batman should be no problem.

  21. Re:Google? on Google's Sinister(?) Plans · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come now, Google don't do evil.

    This prediction sounds less like google and more like Skynet. Especially the "piggybacking on power-generation facilities" part.

  22. sooo... on Judge Rules That IBM Did Not Destroy Evidence · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the latest in the SCO saga, Judge Wells ruled today that IBM did not destroy evidence as SCO claims.

    So when can we expect the SEC investigation of SCO misconduct? I mean, they're all over Apple over some minor options backdating, the least they could do is deal with the huge pump-and-dump fraud going on in plain sight.

  23. no tax evasion? on First Spammer Convicted Under CAN-SPAM Law · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised they didn't get him for tax evasion, too. I mean, the IRS even requires that you pay taxes on stolen property.

  24. MAFIAA on RIAA Arrests Pro Artist for Making Mixtapes · · Score: 1

    So, they've stopped arresting their customers and started in on their own talent.

    Well, it goes to show that they don't care about talent; they care about control of the market.

  25. it bears repeating on Expert Says Cisco's iPhone violates GPL · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Even while Cisco Systems is suing Apple for violating its iPhone trademark, an open-source enthusiast is accusing Cisco itself of infringing copyright in the same product.

    iPhowned!