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Judge Rules That IBM Did Not Destroy Evidence

UnknowingFool writes "From the latest in the SCO saga, Judge Wells ruled today that IBM did not destroy evidence as SCO claims. During discovery, SCO claims it found an IBM executive memo that ordered its programmers to delete source code, and so it filed a motion to prevent IBM from destroying more evidence. The actuality of the memo was less nefarious. An IBM executive wanted to ensure that the Linux developers were sandboxed from AIX/Dynix. So he ordered them to remove local copies of any AIX code from their workstations so that there would not be a hint of taint. The source code still existed in CVMC and was not touched. Since the source code was still in CMVC, Judge Wells ruled IBM did not destroy it. Incredulously, SCO's Mark James requested that IBM tell SCO how to obtain the information. IBM's Todd Shaughnessy responded that all during discovery (when IBM gave SCO a server with their CMVC database) SCO never once said that they were unable to find that information from CMVC. Judge Wells asked IBM to help SCO out in any way he could."

163 comments

  1. D'Oh! by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pwned!

    Could anything happen at this point that even might help SCO? I really hope we get to move to the summary executions^Hjudgment phase here pretty soon...

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    1. Re:D'Oh! by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Me too, I was just thinking that there really isn't anything left to say about SCO being full of BS.

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    2. Re:D'Oh! by Baricom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps the judiciary needs to learn what most Slashdotters already know: feeding the troll solves nothing.

    3. Re:D'Oh! by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could anything happen at this point that even might help SCO?

      Of course! Just as soon as they figure out the second step they'll be set.

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    4. Re:D'Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Could anything happen at this point that even might help SCO? Of course! Just as soon as they figure out the second step they'll be set.
      you mean the underpants gnomes patented system to make you money?

      Step 1: Sue IBM
      Step 2: ...
      Step 3: Profit!
    5. Re:D'Oh! by h2g2bob · · Score: 1

      At this point, I think the judiciary are just playing it for laughs.

    6. Re:D'Oh! by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Let me see:

      1) Nuclear explosion at IBM headquarters.
      2) Kinetic strike from Chinese anti-satellite system accidentally leveling IBM headquarters.
      3) World War III.
      4) Bill Gates as a president.

    7. Re:D'Oh! by plankrwf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah!

      Finally, the four-step-to-fortune question is raised.

      So here it is:
      1. Sue IBM
      2. Buy large amounts of stock in IBM, (or better, futures), and buy large amount of stock in the lawyer firm that IBM uses
      3. Make sure proceedings take ages and ages.
      4. Sell futures, just after losing the case in court: profit!

    8. Re:D'Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, other than a Darl dropping the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom (located somewhere in New York?), IBM's lawyers are pretty much undefeatable.

    9. Re:D'Oh! by BigFootApe · · Score: 1

      Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

      Is this what you refer to?

      (from The Big Book)

    10. Re:D'Oh! by WindowsIsEvil · · Score: 0

      It is obviously a Microsoft conspiracy to perpetuate their monopoly and keep Linux down.

  2. Only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon, I want a do-over. And next time, I think IBM should have a handicap to keep it fair!

    1. Re:Only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. When will it End?!? by nonsequitor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is great news for Linux, but is there even an end in sight for this case? I know if its not done right it could unleash years of appeals as well. Any Lawyers in the house have any idea when this case will wrap up?

    1. Re:When will it End?!? by rewt66 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Define "wrap up".

      It will begin to wrap up in March, with the hearings on the partial summary judgment motions. Those will be ruled on eventually (maybe somewhere between May and August, but I could be optimistic).

      Final wrap up is when the Supreme Court has declined to hear the appeal. Realistically (if SCO appeals it that far, which, according to current pattern they will), that will be in three to five years. It may not go that far, because of the near certainty that SCO goes bankrupt before then, and the probability that the trustee decides to stop throwing money down the legal rathole.

      Disclaimer: IANAL.

    2. Re:When will it End?!? by cyphercell · · Score: 4, Funny

      This will end when SCO freezes over.

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    3. Re:When will it End?!? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if the most dire estimates of global warming are cozy understatments, and we seriously ramp up industrial production, then earth may become uninhabital for humans in a hundred years. Which wouldn't get rid of the lawyers, of course, and maybe not even the people paying them. We won't be around to see it though, which is close enough. I leave my car running in the parking lot, just to do my part.

      Nuclear war is also promising. I think Iran and North Korea are as desperate to seeing this case end as we are.

      Barring that, the Sun will turn into a red giant in about 5 billion years, and that will certainly end things.

      Or SCO could run out of stalling tactics, but seriously, that seems far-fetched.

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    4. Re:When will it End?!? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True. Today they asked how to use CMVC. 3 months later, they will say that IBM did not tell them how to open the file, or did not provide a text editor to read the files.

      I am sure these @$$holes already have a list of such trivial technical stuff lined up to delay this as far as they can.

    5. Re:When will it End?!? by EvanED · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Exxon-Valdez oil spill trial is still ongoing, and that happened in 1989.

    6. Re:When will it End?!? by stevesliva · · Score: 4, Informative
      True. Today they asked how to use CMVC. 3 months later, they will say that IBM did not tell them how to open the file, or did not provide a text editor to read the files.
      In disclosure, like 87 years ago, IBM provided them with a physical server with CMVC installed so that they could browse the code in all its versioned glory to their hearts content without even having to install CMVC. And that's good, because installing CMVC is probably as easy as playing wiffleball in a hurricane. But the point is that SCO has had access to this information for years-- they just didn't care to go looking for it.
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    7. Re:When will it End?!? by viking80 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ..and the probability that the trustee decides to stop throwing money down the legal rathole...

      This is not all SCOs money. SCO has an agreement with the attorneys that they not be paid by the hour. They will get a majority of the settlement against IBM instead.

      So far they have gotten nothing for years of work. They are probably fairly desperate, and willing to do anything.

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    8. Re:When will it End?!? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not only did they provide a server, they also provided documentation, and even some simple scripts.

      Link

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    9. Re:When will it End?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The documentation was so thorough as to be insulting. The SCO Group is supposed to be a Unix company, providing instructions on how to plug in and boot up the machine was probably excessive (though likely needed).

      The OS on that machine was AIX which The SCO Group were claiming that IBM lost the right to distribute (a little slap in the face there :)).

    10. Re:When will it End?!? by rbanffy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I will be satisfied when Darl McBride or other SCO senior execs rats his friends at Redmond (who are behind the financing SCO got from the Canopy Group) in exchange for a couple years less worth of jail time and they get indicted for whatever conspiracy they took part in.

      Of course, the MS Astroturf Unit will mod down this into oblivion.

    11. Re:When will it End?!? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAL, but I watch them on Groklaw.

      I wouldn't call this "great news" - I think the spoilation claim was always a long shot by SCO, and was more a distraction than anything else. It is a victory in a very minor battle. (There was also a defeat in a very very minor battle. I'm not sure why they cared enough to fight it.)

      Good news was when 2/3 of SCO's "evidence" was thrown out for being, well, non-evident. Great news is what we're hoping for from the summary judgement motions.
      I'm expecting a large portion (80-90%?) to go IBM's way.

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    12. Re:When will it End?!? by inode_buddha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not true. SCO's lawyers have been paid 30 million up front, the fees were capped.

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    13. Re:When will it End?!? by femtoguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The end actually began significantly before then. It began when SCO's lawyers started to require payment for service in addition to their percentage of the final award from the judgment. When your own lawyers don't believe that you are going to win, its over.

    14. Re:When will it End?!? by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      SCO has an agreement with the attorneys that they not be paid by the hour. They will get a majority of the settlement against IBM instead. So far they have gotten nothing for years of work. They are probably fairly desperate, and willing to do anything.

      Surely even the lawyers representing SCO, despite their apparently exiguous technical knowledge, are at least smart enough to be familiar with the concept of a sunk cost.

      I suppose you can argue that caring whether it's a sunk cost requires rationality, and representing SCO calls into question whether they are acting rationally. Regardless, I think that would easily be outweighed by lawyers' usual tendency to be very rational when it comes to looking out for their own self-interest.

    15. Re:When will it End?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really want it to end? Remember, this is not about Linux any longer. It was originally, and that's when the nefarious dealings from Microsoft went on... this case isn't a threat to Linux now... it's a threat to Microsoft and the shady bastards who were behind it originally.

    16. Re:When will it End?!? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Not true. SCO's lawyers have been paid 30 million up front, the fees were capped.

      Not bad for a rookie lawyer that just happens to be the brother of the CEO of SCO. Perhaps it's a two man scam with the McBride brothers taking SCO for all it has by driving the company into the brick wall that is IBM.

    17. Re:When will it End?!? by fuzzix · · Score: 4, Funny
      Of course, the MS Astroturf Unit will mod down this into oblivion.
      Lucky for you I read at oblivion... *prepares modpoints*

      Wait... did I just post in this thread? Shit! Sorry, buddy!
    18. Re:When will it End?!? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Nope, that money was contracted to Boies, Schiller & Flexner. Who knows what the other firms are up to?

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    19. Re:When will it End?!? by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      If he rats them out, then any scenario involving Darl becoming
      an employee of Microsoft would go right out the door. Not saying
      I know anything, but I would be far and away less than suprised
      to find him working there after all the dust has settled.

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    20. Re:When will it End?!? by jalet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your missing the fact that Exxon is not short on money...

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    21. Re:When will it End?!? by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      representing SCO calls into question whether they are acting rationally

      Considering that they have collected a 30 million dollar paycheck for doing it, I would dare say that dancing around naked to the song Don't Worry Be Happy while wearing a jello toupee would qualify as "acting rationally".

      I would assume that the contract between SCO and their lawyers pretty much requires them to continue the case at least far enough to get a ruling. A legal obligation to finish it, lest that paycheck be forfit. My guess is that once they get a ruling, they won't fight on with an appeal without pay. Of course it's quite possibile that someone might arranging to fund an appeal just to drag this mess out.

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    22. Re:When will it End?!? by geobeck · · Score: 1

      ...dancing around naked to the song Don't Worry Be Happy while wearing a jello toupee...

      Damn you and that mental image!

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    23. Re:When will it End?!? by CCFreak2K · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...the Sun will turn into a red giant...

      Sun already turned into a giant.

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    24. Re:When will it End?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barring that, the Sun will turn into a red giant in about 5 billion years, and that will certainly end things.

      Huh? McNealy's gonna turn into some kind of Big Red Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and start stomping the world's cities into oblivion?

      Whoa.

    25. Re:When will it End?!? by 6031769 · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the fact that Exxon, like IBM, is the defendant. IBM is not short of money either.

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    26. Re:When will it End?!? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Slightly off-topic, but CMVC was a lovely source control system (to use). I'd probably think it was antiquated if I used it today but 10 years ago it was extremely advanced and much better than even some systems today. The CMVC client was a bug system and source control system in one, meaning tight integration. Somebody would raise a bug and you would check files out against the bug and check them all in as a single discrete package. Much better than the "b=123456" hacks you have to do with comments on CVS or SVN or similar. Much, much, much better than that travesty known as Clearcase (+ Clearquest) which perversely probably killed CMVC when IBM bought Rational out.

    27. Re:When will it End?!? by ettlz · · Score: 1

      And you don't even know where the jello toupee is being worn.

    28. Re:When will it End?!? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I too suspect he is pulling a Rick Belluzzo. The only way he would rat his puppeteers would be confronting him with a credible threat of incarceration.

      It shouldn't be that hard - this lawsuit was doomed from the beginning and a minimum amount of source-code comparison should have shown that - and exactly this information would have been believed to be the basis of the lawsuit, so he should have no hope of saying he didn't know. Any attempt by him to misrepresent it in any other way to SCO's shareholders could be interpreted as fraud.

    29. Re:When will it End?!? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      I figure SCO has no techs left at this point; it's all lawyers and executives. There's nobody left who could even follow simple instructions on how to log on to a box.

      Chris Mattern

    30. Re:When will it End?!? by samkass · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Any Lawyers in the house have any idea when this case will wrap up?"

      I suspect you'll get the obvious answer from the lawyers: when the money runs out.

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    31. Re:When will it End?!? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      OK, so since the lawyers were paid up front, probably with a contract that says that they must see this thing through to the very end, appealing as many times as they can, what does IBM do to recover it's costs once SCO has zero assets left and the case still continues?

      Can IBM request that the court order SCO to put IBM's legal costs in escrow or something (not sure if this is possible, IANAL?)

      It seems to me that a case could be made that SCO has very little chance of winning at this point.

    32. Re:When will it End?!? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Darl and Kevin probably made all their money in a pump & dump, when SCO's stock skyrocketed upon suing IBM and getting investments from that capital investment group that was acting as a front for Microsoft. SCOX stock right now is $1.06, but it hasn't always been. Anyone know for sure if and when Darl sold a bunch of shares?

    33. Re:When will it End?!? by armb · · Score: 1

      > Barring that, the Sun will turn into a red giant in about 5 billion years, and that will certainly end things.

      No, apparently there's a one in 2 million chance the earth will have been captured by another passing star before then.

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    34. Re:When will it End?!? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Sorry to respond to myself, but I did a little research.

      Actually, it looks like Darl doesn't like to sell at all. Larry Goldfarb and BayStar Capital Group, however, had been selling thousands of shares every few days in late 2004.

      What could be really telling is who sold the most between March/April of '03 and February/March of '04, during which time the stock went from around $3 to around $17 and started to slide back down to around $8.

    35. Re:When will it End?!? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Neither is Valdez. Juan has deep pockets, and they're full of coffee beans...

    36. Re:When will it End?!? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Can IBM request that the court order SCO to put IBM's legal costs in escrow or something (not sure if this is possible, IANAL?)

      IBM sues for legal costs, which will be astronomical. SCO has nothing but a couple of assets, like some rights to Unix. IBM will get them, and consider itself a winner for turning SCO into a smoking hole in the ground. It's like putting heads on the wall of the city...

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    37. Re:When will it End?!? by stevesliva · · Score: 1
      Much, much, much better than that travesty known as Clearcase (+ Clearquest) which perversely probably killed CMVC when IBM bought Rational out.
      I am a very casual user of CMVC through scripts written by folks who know what they're doing, and it is as you describe in regards to levels attached to bugs... but from my little experience with it, the database of versioned files seems to be a bit removed from the filesystem metaphor that everyone is used to. It's a little harder to flip a switch and go browsing version 2.3.2.13 using cd and ls-- but as with any versioning system, it's only as powerful as the group using it and how they decide to use it.

      But yup, we're moving to ClearCase, which seems to have some very powerful capabilities. Problem is that it seems I'm somewhat forced to understand them, and the CC lexicon, rather than just shoving my updates in a level. I'm still a dumb, non-power user, but I have many more possibilities to screw things up, it seems.
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    38. Re:When will it End?!? by swillden · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the fact that Exxon, like IBM, is the defendant. IBM is not short of money either.

      At this point, IBM is the defendant in name only. SCO's complaints are nearly gone, and there's a good chance they'll be entirely wiped out in summary judgements over the next few months. What is left, mostly, is IBM's counterclaims.

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    39. Re:When will it End?!? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, Novell is claiming that it did NOT sell the rights to Unix to SCO, only the right to sell additional licenses, of which Novell gets a part of the revenue. Of course, this is still in court too, and Novell wants a chunk of SCO's remaining cash (read "all of it".)

      It wouldn't surprise me if IBM spent over $50M at this point. It can never recover that amount of money, as the entire value of SCO is considerably less than that. I don't think the stockholders of IBM will really be satisfied with just bankrupting SCO.

      This is one of the problems with the US legal system. Someone with no case can drag things out in court for years, causing financial hardship to another company. It's: "We are dead in the market, and partially blame IBM for that. Since we are dead and going down in flames, we are going to extract our pound of flesh even though the end result is the same."

      That $50M or so is just gone. It can never be used to increase company value, or do other nice things like spend that $50M on further linux development instead of legal costs.

      It would be a whole different story if the judges (and appeal judges) said right off the bat, "You have no proof and therefore no case. Get the fuck out of my courtroom." Instead, the judges have cost IBM millions that they can never recover. Not that I'm a big IBM fan, but this is just wrong. Think if this kind of thing happened to RedHat, MySQL, Ubuntu, etc. It probably will anyway (patent troll.)

    40. Re:When will it End?!? by Tanktalus · · Score: 1
      I don't think the stockholders of IBM will really be satisfied with just bankrupting SCO.

      Well, given that there are about 1.5 billion shares outstanding (according to google's finance report on IBM, market cap divided by current price is about 1.5 billion shares), I'd say that there's a lot of variation possible. Based on human nature, I'd say about 40-60% just don't care, as long as stock price goes up. Some of us (disclaimer: yes, I own some shares, but not enough to count towards anything - somewhere around, oh, 300) would think it's worth any minor downward pressure on the price to see SCO turned into a black hole in the ground for their arrogance. ;-)

      That said, IBM has a policy: no settling. If they were to do anything other than turn SCO into a black hole in the ground, it might embolden other competitors to try to take on IBM in the courts over trivial or untrue allegations. The $50m (or $100m or whatever) that they spend on this battle is considered "insurance premiums" - to ensure others don't idiotically try the same thing, thinking that just because they've got deep pockets they make a great target.

      My bet is that this type of expense is cheaper than not going all the way on this type of court case (in that it reduces the number of cases it sees). And it's probably cheaper than actually marketing the IBM brand name to the Linux community. I don't think anyone could actually buy the publicity they're getting on slashdot, for example. Or Groklaw. Or lots of other places. Besides, it's also very cheap advertising for Linux, too. Everyone wins ... except SCO. Seems like a cheap win-win-win situation to me ;-)

    41. Re:When will it End?!? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      "Is there a lawyer in the house? -=}BLAM{=- Any more?"

    42. Re:When will it End?!? by ibm1130 · · Score: 1

      "They are probably fairly desperate, and willing to do anything."

                Ermmmm...
                Doesn't that go without saying?
                They are, after all, lawyers.

                IBM

    43. Re:When will it End?!? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      And it's probably cheaper than actually marketing the IBM brand name to the Linux community.

      IBM is doing that, too. There's absolutely scads of IBM Linux commercials out there. IBM is the single largest commercial Linux vendor on the planet today. They sell machines WITH it, and they've made it possible to run it on their mainframes (in some cases in place of, in some places under, and in some cases alongside the legacy OS.)

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    44. Re:When will it End?!? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      I think if I looked at CMVC now I would consider it arcane, but at the time it was just an amazingly powerful, mysterious way of managing source code.

      By contrast Clearcase should be amazingly powerful, but it is just so demanding of hardware and so fragile to administer and use that I wonder why anybody bothers. Our company operates out of several offices, and each site needs to replicate the same source control databases because CC works terribly over a WAN. Which means every site has several clearcase admins, and their own set of servers and must constantly run replication servers to keep them all in sync. And the jobs fail on occasion, or merge errors happen and it's just all a big mess.

      Any other source control system would work acceptably over a WAN meaning you only need one source control system (with perhaps a backup for failover) and that's it. Certainly you wouldn't need the enormous amount of hardware or admins required to keep CC going. Unless you're Boeing or somebody I would seriously suggest Subversion over it any day of the week.

    45. Re:When will it End?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have used sccs, cvs and clearcase. CC is supposed to be really powerful, and it is. But its so fucking complex that even simple tasks like branching and merging is unbelievably complex. While cvs and sccs can be managed by somebody in the dev team easily, as a side job, you need to have a team of CC administrators on job full time.

      And I have not yet figured out what you can do in CC that can not be done by CVS with a bit of scripting. And yeah, you can get away with CVS knowing few handy commands, all the best learning CC - required dedicated time to figure out what the fuck they are talking about.

    46. Re:When will it End?!? by robtmil · · Score: 1

      They ought to be getting tired soon..

  4. Of course, we'd love to help SCO out.... by rewt66 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Which way did they come in?

  5. Oh, the lack of observation. by cyphercell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO had the memo that said the code was on the CMVC server. They were handed the CMVC server, and apparantly never looked or verified the contents of the memo before claiming it as evidence of deleted code. SCO was trying to pass yet another one over on the Judge, this is painfully idiotic.

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    1. Re:Oh, the lack of observation. by IgLou · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No doubt! And are you as distrubed as I am that this tech company has no idea how to use a software repository product like CMVC?? C'mon! I work in Config Mgmt and have used about half a dozen products to date it's not rocket science on how to use. Basic functions are about the same across the board.

      To be fair, I imagine this is more that the lawyers don't know how to get the information they want... but still.

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    2. Re:Oh, the lack of observation. by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I think SCOs logic is even simpler: We didn't find any evidence on our fishing expedition, so clearly we must have been too inept to use this tool because obviously, the evidence must be in there somewhere *rolls eyes*. This is almost as silly as watching those get caught sneaking on the tram and start rifling through their pockets "It's gotta be in here *somewhere* (Why won't you believe me and go away)"

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    3. Re:Oh, the lack of observation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And are you as distrubed as I am that this tech company has no idea how to use a software repository product like CMVC? Not really. To me, SCO gives off the feeling of a defunct tech company - a tiny executive management group working with a legal team, attempting to milk the last bit of value from a dead cow.

      And with a tech team that consists of a couple former employees in their rolodex, potentially available for consulting - but only if it helps get that last drop of value.
  6. No room for appeals. by Darlantan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think Judge Wells sees what is going on and is giving SCO pretty much whatever they want, just to make sure they've got no grounds to appeal when he slaps them down (hopefully soon). Giving them all the rope they want to hang themselves with, as it were. Let's hope it works.

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    1. Re:No room for appeals. by stevesliva · · Score: 5, Informative
      I think Judge Wells sees what is going on and is giving SCO pretty much whatever they want, just to make sure they've got no grounds to appeal when he slaps them down (hopefully soon)
      I agree. Except she's a not a he.
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    2. Re:No room for appeals. by nuzak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Judge Brooke Wells: she
      Judge Dale Kimball: he

      Judge Wells is actually the magistrate judge appointed by Kimball to do the majority of pretrial work. She can and has made partial summary judgements from the bench, but it's ultimately going to be up to Judge Kimball to throw it out summarily. And that's looking more and more likely.

      So the first thing SCO will do, as they always do, is go over Judge Wells's head and go to Judge Kimball to ask him to review the decision ... and he'll be about as sympathetic as granite. But it's what they always do, and I doubt they're going to break the pattern this time around either.

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    3. Re:No room for appeals. by rm69990 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, Judge Wells never once ruled on a Summary Judgment motion in either IBM or Novell. Furthermore, it is Judge Kimball who heard the Summary Judgment motions at the beginning of 2005, and the ones in March are scheduled to be heard before him. Please provide a link backing up your statement.

    4. Re:No room for appeals. by rbanffy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are lawyers and they were paid to do it, so, they will do it. They will appeal everything that's not in accord to their client's interest and they will do whatever they can to act according to the instructions received from their client.

      And they should not do any different because they are good lawyers.

      It's only sad they have an evil client.

    5. Re:No room for appeals. by nuzak · · Score: 1

      I was incorrect about the PSJ, I thought it was heard by Wells. I stand corrected. Confrontational much?

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    6. Re:No room for appeals. by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      they are good lawyers.

      Drumroll.....

      Folks, I have a nomination for Oxymoron Of The Year.

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  7. sooo... by User+956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the latest in the SCO saga, Judge Wells ruled today that IBM did not destroy evidence as SCO claims.

    So when can we expect the SEC investigation of SCO misconduct? I mean, they're all over Apple over some minor options backdating, the least they could do is deal with the huge pump-and-dump fraud going on in plain sight.

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    1. Re:sooo... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So when can we expect the SEC investigation of SCO misconduct? I mean, they're all over Apple over some minor options backdating, the least they could do is deal with the huge pump-and-dump fraud going on in plain sight.

      There's no such thing as "minor" options backdating, it's illegal. SCO's crap, while it's obvious to us that it's a shakedown-gone-wrong turned pump-n-dump sceme, proving that is another matter. Put another way - what would the SEC hit them *for*, and what would the proof be? And could they prove fraud as opposed to incompetence?

    2. Re:sooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There's no such thing as "minor" options backdating, it's illegal.

      Sorry, you're wrong. Backdating is not illegal. The problem Apple is having is over which quarter's earnings were affected. This misconception is akin to the myth that it's illegal to have a monopoly ala Microsoft (it's illegal to abuse a monopoly position in certain ways; not to have a monopoly).

      http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technolog y/2007-01-09-apple-jobs-usat_x.htm

      The backdating of options grants isn't illegal if companies and recipients make the proper SEC disclosures and follow accounting and tax rules. In Apple's case, the improper accounting forced the company to make a financial restatement of $84 million to correct misdated grants from 1997 to 2006.

  8. Legalese Translation by mandelbr0t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judge Wells asked IBM to help SCO out in any way he could. ROFL! This is legalese for "I'm sorry your opponent is incompetent, but we do have to get through the trial." I wonder if they get to send SCO a bill for consulting services rendered.
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    1. Re:Legalese Translation by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

      I hope so - with IBM consulting fees as they are, it might put SCO in the ground faster than the trial.

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  9. No taint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so that there would not be a hint of taint.

    Well that's not very exciting.

    1. Re:No taint? by alphamugwump · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Cue Wheel of Time jokes about what drug "Taint" most closely resembles.

  10. incredulous != incredible. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mark James was certainly not incredulous. Judge Wells probably was. Anyone who reads about it, probably is.
    Incredible: hard to believe. Incredulous: a person who finds something hard to believe.

    I know I shouldn't be harping on about these kinds of things, but it's a common error and maybe someone will learn something.

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    1. Re:incredulous != incredible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um...yes you defined incredulous right, but the author was incredulous when SCO's Mark James asked IBM where the code was...mark james was not incredulous...what he was doing was incredulous to everyone else....adverb.

    2. Re:incredulous != incredible. by McFadden · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, your correction needs some correction.

      What he was doing was incredible to everyone else. Not incredulous. And it's an adjective, not an adverb.

      It's true to say that due to years of misuse a number of dictionaries have lately introduced this definition, but historically speaking 'incredulous' was not intended for the usage you described, and it's best to avoid it if you don't want to appear a little ignorant. You could also say, what he was doing caused 'incredulity' to everyone else.

      (IANALBIAAET - I am not a lawyer, but I am an English teacher)

    3. Re:incredulous != incredible. by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Actually your correction could do with some clarification. It is very confusing. You say "What he was doing was incredible to everyone else. Not incredulous" - which appears to be exactly same point as the poster to which you are responding is making.

      That poster says: "Incredible: hard to believe. Incredulous: a person who finds something hard to believe."

      Are you disagreeing with those definitions? If so what do you think the correct definitions are? They look correct to me, but I'm willing to be educated.

    4. Re:incredulous != incredible. by Chirs · · Score: 1

      Incredulous is not a noun. Thus, it is more correct to put it as:

      Incredulous: a person finding something hard to believe

    5. Re:incredulous != incredible. by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Incredulous is not a noun. Thus, it is more correct to put it as:

      Incredulous: a person finding something hard to believe


      Even this is confusing... Incredulous is not a noun. Incredulous means a person exhibiting some behavior...

      Sounds like a noun to me. After all I was told when I was just wee that a noun is a person, place or thing.

      Did you mean -

      Incredulous: finding something hard to believe. As in: Hearing his teacher tell the class that, in reality, the sky is pea green and not blue young Johnny was quite incredulous.

      But hey, I'm not a lawyer or an English teacher, I'm just bored...

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    6. Re:incredulous != incredible. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying the word was wrong. The problem is that you can't use that word in that place, because it says that Mark James was incredulous -- with that sentence structure, 'incredulously' seems to modify 'mark james'. 'Incredibly' would do what the writer intended without ambiguity. If the writer really, truly wanted to use the word 'incredulously', which is a cool word, it would work to start the sentence, "In a move that leaves observers incredulous, Mark James..." although even that kind of sucks. 'Incredibly' or 'Unbelievably' fit in that space. 'Incredulously' doesn't.

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    7. Re:incredulous != incredible. by McFadden · · Score: 1
      Incredulous is not a noun. Thus, it is more correct to put it as: Incredulous: a person finding something hard to believe
      This would still make it a noun by all accounts. An adjective describes something. It can't be a thing. A person is a thing (or in other words, a noun).
    8. Re:incredulous != incredible. by McFadden · · Score: 1
      Are you disagreeing with those definitions?
      Actually, I'm disagreeing with 2 points, although I apologise if this isn't clear.

      Incredulous: a person who finds something hard to believe.
      I briefly covered this in another reply, but for the sake of clarity, this isn't a correct definition. The use of "a person who..." always implies a noun. If (s)he'd said "describes the feeling a person has...", it would have been ok. The key word here is describes.

      My second point of contention was the line:

      what he was doing was incredulous to everyone else....adverb.
      Firstly, incredulous is an adjective (the adverb is incredulously). Secondly, what he was doing was incredible to everyone else. Thus, regardless of whether or not you believe his definition to be correct, he still exhibited incorrect usage.
  11. OK SCO, I'll help you out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lemesee, um first buy a $299 license to use CMVC from me....

    1. Re:OK SCO, I'll help you out by oldgeezer1954 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah... I'm no fan of IBM but not only did they give them CMVC but a server to host it on, instructions on operating it and an offer to assist if needed. Typical SCUmx tactics to be complaining at the 11th hour.

    2. Re:OK SCO, I'll help you out by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yes they did which why IBM was less than thrilled to help SCO out. And SCO has had the server for years now.

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  12. Don't worry about an appeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SCO will soon be bankrupt. That moves out Darl and co. and moves in the bankruptcy trustee. The trustee will not spend a penny more on litigation. The trustee and the creditors (Novell and IBM) will agree on terms and all the issues will be settled pretty much to IBM/Novell's satisfaction.

    The issues probably can't raise their head ever again, no matter who is found to own the Unix copyrights. In particular, Novell is forestalled from raising them because it has argued against them in court and there's a rule about not saying contradictory things in two different courts. So, when it's over, it's over.

    1. Re:Don't worry about an appeal by plover · · Score: 1
      the issues will be settled pretty much to IBM/Novell's satisfaction.

      Except IBM won't actually be satisfied until they've won their counterclaims and recovered their legal fees. SCO won't last that long, and they won't have a penny for each dollar IBM's spent fighting these greedy fscks.

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    2. Re:Don't worry about an appeal by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IBM won't actually be satisfied until they've won their counterclaims and recovered their legal fees. SCO won't last that long, and they won't have a penny for each dollar IBM's spent fighting these greedy fscks.

      Oh, I think IBM will well get their money's worth even if they don't collect a cent from SCO.

      You know those annoying Jehova's witnesses and other trolls that go around knocking on your front door? Imagine you pulled out a machete, whacked one's head off, and nailed the skull to your front door. I think IBM will get a lot of satisfaction being able to sit down to eat dinner every day free from trolls a-knocking.

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    3. Re:Don't worry about an appeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sounds pleasant... have you not been arrested yet?

    4. Re:Don't worry about an appeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you rather we came to your back door?

  13. Who cares if IBM destroyed evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a ruling on how often SCO fabricated evidence.

    1. Re:Who cares if IBM destroyed evidence by rewt66 · · Score: 5, Funny

      SCO didn't fabricate evidence. If they did, they'd have some...

    2. Re:Who cares if IBM destroyed evidence by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      But they did show some evidence to Laura Didio. Or so she claimed.

    3. Re:Who cares if IBM destroyed evidence by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Didn't she also see evidence of ghosts in the past?

    4. Re:Who cares if IBM destroyed evidence by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Bush didn't fabricate evidence. If he did, we would have found those WMDs.

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    5. Re:Who cares if IBM destroyed evidence by Darby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Didn't she also see evidence of ghosts in the past?

      Oh man, I saw that show. I couldn't stop laughing at what a truly credible analyst she isn't. ;-)

  14. "would not be a hint of taint" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's good, because I really don't want to go anywhere near a programmer's taint.

  15. years of appeals by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Expect that regardless of 'how its done' or the outcome. The attorneys make more money that way.

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  16. Longest Deathwatch in Tech. by BoRegardless · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately the lawyers are now running SCO "till death do us part".

    It would be far better for everyone if the judge just gave a summary judgement to IBM and told SCO to just commit suicide and be done with it.

  17. I'll be glad when this is all over by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I can download Linux legally.

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    1. Re:I'll be glad when this is all over by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Ok, who is the moderator that modded the PP 'Redundant'?

      Please, you need to get some rest.

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    2. Re:I'll be glad when this is all over by mathispower · · Score: 0, Redundant


      Ok, who is the moderator that modded the PP 'Redundant'?

      I did.

      Please, you need to get some rest.

      O.k., but can it wait until I finish reading all the related court documents on SCO?

  18. It's not so bad by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    If you draw a straight line, my nose is a few feet from one.

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    rediculous.
  19. False OR BS: We were so wrong, once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So much for the Forbes headlines about IBM destroying evidence. They didn't. Now, how does IBM get its good name back? Will Forbes print an equivalent headlined story: "We were so wrong, once again. IBM *didn't* destroy any evidence"?

    Perhaps Forbes is some cryptic slang for False OR BS.
  20. There's this big reel of rope ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Giving them all the rope they want to hang themselves with, as it were.


    There's the BIG reel of rope, hung from a pipe. Judge Wells is holding up one end of the pipe and IBM's legal team is holding up the other.

    The trial isn't over yet solely because there's still some rope left on the reel. The judge and IBM want SCO to unreel it all. That way, when SCO goes to the appeal judge(s) and claims they didn't let SCO unreel it all and see if it was all the same color, they can hold up the empty reel. Then the appeals judge(s) can laugh them out of the courtroom, rather than winding all the rope back on the reel and sending them back to Judge Wells' court to do it over. B-)
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    1. Re:There's this big reel of rope ... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Simpler reason - when the rope you use to hang someone is too long, the head pops off. That's what happened in Iraq, and that's what we're hoping will happen to SCO.

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  21. Question for lawyers by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OK, law school teaches that there are two sides to everything and that you should be able to switch to arguing the other side before the professor calls on the next student. There wouldn't be trials if the facts were obvious, you have to hear both sides in detail, etc.

    That said, there is a difference between vigorous advocacy and pig-headed dishonesty.

    The question for professionals out there is, what does an attorney or a firm need to do in order to get sanctioned?

    A followup question would be, if any of us ever winds up in court, can the attorney(s) on the other side get away with acting like the ones for SCO have?

    Of course I realize that the answer is "it depends". What does it depend on, and where do typical judges draw the line?

    1. Re:Question for lawyers by terwilliger+jones · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In 35 years before the bar, I never met a "typical judge". Each judge has his or her own limit of BS they'll tolerate. On a wider scale, though, it's plain from the SCO dodge-and-weave that they got nut n' honey. The judge is clearly no fool, but does not want to wallow this pig twice. IMHO, at this point you're seeing her accommodate SCO's pride, allowing them to vent the last of their spleen before granting Summary Judgment. The case appears to be over. The judge is now doing damage control.

  22. In other news... by serutan · · Score: 1

    I wish a judge would rule that SCO is a whining nuisance that should dry up and blow away. But that's just me. IANASCOfan

  23. That's the second shoe. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So when can we expect the SEC investigation of SCO misconduct?

    SCO's crap, while it's obvious to us that it's a shakedown-gone-wrong turned pump-n-dump scheme, proving that is another matter. Put another way - what would the SEC hit them *for*, and what would the proof be? And could they prove fraud as opposed to incompetence?


    While SCO has plausible deniability for the claims in court, SCO executives mad a lot of public statements (such as about finding numbers of lines of infringing code) that would tend to inflate their stock price, were demonstrably false, that that the SCO executives in question either knew were false, or should have known, had they done their due diligence before uttering them. There ought to be plenty of meat there.

    I'd expect that the SEC and the shareholders are holding off pending the resolution of the suit. After that, if there's anything worth going after and/or anyone left standing on the SCO side, you might see some action.

    Some SCO executives ended up with money in their pockets. Some shareholders ended up losing bundles. Don't be surprised if, once SCO v. IBM is over there's another one, leveling anything left of SCO and turning the execs into imprisoned paupers.

    Meanwhile, if the banking regulators are on the ball, they'll be watching the assets of the people in question, to see if they start moving into out-of-country money-cleaning-and-storage operations. B-)

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    1. Re:That's the second shoe. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While SCO has plausible deniability for the claims in court, SCO executives mad a lot of public statements (such as about finding numbers of lines of infringing code) that would tend to inflate their stock price, were demonstrably false, that that the SCO executives in question either knew were false, or should have known, had they done their due diligence before uttering them. There ought to be plenty of meat there.

      We shall see. The question is if this can become a criminal issue, and I have to say I don't think so. Certainly it could be a matter of a class-action shareholder suit, but since there's going to be no money left when all's said and done, there'd be no point. For criminal, you'll have to prove that Darl knew they didn't have jack but pumped it anyway.

      I'd expect that the SEC and the shareholders are holding off pending the resolution of the suit. After that, if there's anything worth going after and/or anyone left standing on the SCO side, you might see some action.

      Right, but I'm assuming that all that'll be left of SCO at the end is a smoldering crater. If there's a few dimes left, I'm sure it'll find its way somehow to the insiders or the legal team, and good luck getting it back.

      Some SCO executives ended up with money in their pockets. Some shareholders ended up losing bundles. Don't be surprised if, once SCO v. IBM is over there's another one, leveling anything left of SCO and turning the execs into imprisoned paupers.

      I don't think you can hit the execs with civil suits. Not a lawyer, but I don't think the company's liability extends to the individuals that comprise it. As for criminal, I really think they'll need more evidence than actually exists, and it'll have to show malfeasance as opposed to stupidity.

      Meanwhile, if the banking regulators are on the ball, they'll be watching the assets of the people in question, to see if they start moving into out-of-country money-cleaning-and-storage operations. B-)

      Sadly, I don't think they'll need to. It pisses me off, but I think these guys fall back to earth on some rather golden parachutes. We shall see. Believe me, I hope you're right. I hate it when a shell corporation buys up a formerly good company to perpetrate bullshit like this.

    2. Re:That's the second shoe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think you can hit the execs with civil suits. Not a lawyer, but I don't think the company's liability extends to the individuals that comprise it. As for criminal, I really think they'll need more evidence than actually exists, and it'll have to show malfeasance as opposed to stupidity.
      No, a company is used to shield its owners from liability. There's no protection for the executives (or employees, for that matter), they are fully responsible for all their actions.
    3. Re:That's the second shoe. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      No, a company is used to shield its owners from liability. There's no protection for the executives (or employees, for that matter), they are fully responsible for all their actions.

      On a criminal, not civil, basis. Good luck proving that Darl is an evil mastermind and not just a fucking idiot. Because that's what you're talking about.

  24. Just kill them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody just shoot the SCO folks in the face. At this point, the karma comes out about even.

  25. So, IBM is a "he" now? by iminplaya · · Score: 0

    Judge Wells asked IBM to help SCO out in any way he could."

    How should we address "him"?
    Mister?
    Doctor?
    Sir?
    Lord?
    Savior?
    Hey, Meester?

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    1. Re:So, IBM is a "he" now? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      How should we address "him"?

      "Thine mighty 800lb gorillaness".

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    2. Re:So, IBM is a "he" now? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      "How should we address "him"?

      "Thou 700-ton metallic space beast, wherein the Nazgul dwell.."

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  26. Shhhhh, don't tell the lawyers.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Cause it keep them buzy with a hopeless case, instead of them doing something bad to someone who can't suffer it.

    1. Re:Shhhhh, don't tell the lawyers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god you're not here on Slashdot as well are you ?!?!?

  27. Munch munch munch by mr_josh · · Score: 1

    I don't care if dragging this trial out is costing anyone a dime at this point, I'm more than happy to chip in to keep up such entertainment. This would make a great Thursday night sitcom or something; in fact, I'm going to go make some popcorn and come back and search Slash for 'SCO'. No TV tonight!

    1. Re:Munch munch munch by random+coward · · Score: 1

      Dont worry with the search just go read groklaw.net; its all there.

    2. Re:Munch munch munch by Darby · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dont worry with the search just go read groklaw.net; its all there

      Yeah, but Groklaw is all dry and factual. Not nearly as entertaining as reading about it here ;-)

    3. Re:Munch munch munch by random+coward · · Score: 1

      You haven't been reading the comments there have you? Its just as entertaining. Mostly the same people posting in both really.

    4. Re:Munch munch munch by Darby · · Score: 0

      You haven't been reading the comments there have you?

      No, you caught me ;-)

  28. Re:YESb! Fp by suckmysav · · Score: 1

    Goddamit, I want the 4.78 seconds that I spent trying to decipher this gibberish back buddy.

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  29. Speaking of gender... by freeze128 · · Score: 1
    Judge Wells asked IBM to help SCO out in any way he could.
    According to this sentence, IBM isn't a huge international company at all. In fact, it looks like IBM is just one guy.
    1. Re:Speaking of gender... by clueless_penguin · · Score: 1
      According to this sentence, IBM isn't a huge international company at all. In fact, it looks like IBM is just one guy.

      Yes - Irving Barnard Musselman

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  30. Two Questions: by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone care to guess when this will FINALLY be over?

    Where will the party be held?

    1. Re:Two Questions: by Chas · · Score: 1

      "Anyone care to guess when this will FINALLY be over?"

      Shortly after SCO exhausts all it's capital.

      "Where will the party be held?"

      At SCO HQ as the movers come in and repo everything. It'll be a "Ha! We fucked with EVERYONE and sucked up shitloads of money that didn't belong to us!" party.

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    2. Re:Two Questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words for two questions, "Bleak House".

      http://www.bookrags.com/wiki/Bleak_House

  31. SCO wants to die (Re:D'Oh!) by memorder · · Score: 1

    Could anything happen at this point that even might help SCO? It already happened, but SCO avoids. There is a new large market segment for system software maker and no competitors yet. Neither MS nor IBM, even Linux community does not guess ;-) I tried to engage SCO to collaborate, but the company does not want to listen. If they prefer to suicide, then ... good luck !

  32. The Proverbial Wool Over Everyone's Eyes by 1mck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone noticed that there are some people getting really rich off of this? It's Darl and his cronnies that are making a fortune on this, and it's always been about this. It's like Vapourware...it's a great idea, but after millions of dollars, and nothing transpires it's just the top people who have made any money. They're going to run the company into the ground, and all of the investors will lose all of their money. Don't kid yourself, Darl and his buddies make sure that they are paid first before they give out any money for this court debacle that they know they will lose. Of course, that's just my 2 cents worth;-)

  33. Dog ate my homework, or, Wells takes SCO to school by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

    Freshman SCO: Uh, Professor, could I have an extension? I tried to download the assignment, but it said the file wasn't there for some weird reason.
    Professor Wells: *sigh* Okay, fine. One extension, but don't make a habit of this.
    Freshman SCO: Sure, sure. Thanks a lot. Oh, by the way, what server is the assignment on?

  34. Scox & BSF are doing a damn nice job by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Next March 7th with four years into this absurd scam, and scox has not even proven that they own the code to begin with. In fact, all evidence indicates that scox does not own the code.

    It would be like me putting my own toll-booth on the Brooklyn Bridge, and suing New York City because I don't like what they've done to my property aka "Central Park."

    Yet, all these federal judges are taking scox's ridiculous claims seriously. And those judges are punishing ibm, novell, redhat, and the entire foss community; all based on nothing but the purely baseless accusations of known liars. Absolutely no credible evidence has been presented, in spite of the fact that the courts have demanded such evidence many times.

    And still, the Lindon kangaroo courts allow scox to play their games.

    Best $50M msft ever spent.

  35. Fastest debarrment ever by xenocide2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Judge Wells asked IBM to help SCO out in any way he could."

    Maybe this is why I'll never go to law school, but I'd probably respond to that at that point by placing a loaded gun on the table and tell them "Kill yourself. Now."

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  36. well.... by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

    And Oolon Colluphid's next book:
    Well, That About Wraps It Up For SCO

    1. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That draws an uncomfortable comparison to my deity-of-choice.

    2. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not forgetting the other two books in the best-selling trilogy "Some more of SCO's greatest mistakes" and "Who are these SCO idiots anyway?"

      (with apropriate apologies to the memory of Douglas Adams)

    3. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I reiterate my prior objection.

  37. OB: Princess Bride by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

    Incredulously, SCO's Mark James requested that IBM tell SCO how to obtain the information.

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    KeS

  38. They'll get the counterclaims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The counterclaims will be settled out of court with the trustee. IBM will get any declarations it needs.

    The counterclaim we all care the most about is number ten that says that Linux does not infringe any Unix copyrights. They will find a way to remove all doubt about that one forever.

    Actually, in terms of the FUD battle, IBM won a long time ago. Most of the people I talk to are astounded to hear that the case is still going on. Their decisions about using Linux are entirely unclouded by this case.

    The only reason the lawyers and SCO are still fighting so hard is to make it look like they thought they had a real case. This case has been frivolous from the beginning. The lawyers are in danger of disbarment for misusing the legal system. Darl is in danger of some jail time for Lanham act violations among other things.

    So, IBM will get everything it needs except, as you point out, its legal fees.

  39. I thought so too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's incredulous, but the poster used the word right:

    Sense [incredible] was revived in the 20th century after a couple of centuries of disuse. Although it is a sense with good literary precedent--among others Shakespeare used it--many people think it is a result of confusion with incredible, which is still the usual word in this sense.
    1. Re:I thought so too by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

      USAGE Believability is at the heart of both incredible and incredulous, but there is an important distinction in the respective uses of these two adjectives. Incredible means 'unbelievable' or 'not convincing' and can be applied to a situation, statement, policy, or threat to a person:: I find this testimony incredible. Incredulous means 'disinclined to believe, skeptical'--the opposite of | credulous, | gullible --and is usually applied to a person's attitude: | you shouldn't be surprised that I'm incredulous after all your lies.

      - OAD

  40. Re:The Proverbial Wool Over Everyone's Eyes by plankrwf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Sir,

    I am sorry to inform you that the debt owed to you, a total of

    0,02$,

    cannot be payed.
    This is due to some unforseen circumstances beyond our control: it turned out that other claims have been judged higher priority*.

    Kind regards,

    trustee SCO.
    * I am sure you can understand that we had to pay the gentlemen also known as 'Darl' first.

  41. perhaps they couldn't buy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a CMVC licence....

  42. Slashdot is in need of a name change ... by jeremyclark13 · · Score: 1

    "SCOdot not really news to nobody that cares"
    This is the fourth story about SCO in less than two weeks I think. I mean we get it SCO sucks IBM is going to win. I know I can't be alone on this.

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  43. You all forget the main point by djsath · · Score: 1

    But I thought SCO owned UNIX...

  44. Outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I shouldn't be shocked by this. Yet another example of the courts siding with a big corporation against the little guy. Here SCO has clear evidence that IBM destroyed evidance and the Judge ignores it! I'm truely ashamed to live in a country run by corporations.

  45. Soda Analogy by jlebrech · · Score: 0
    Coke accuses Pepsi of analysing their soda and copying it.

    So Pepsi decides noone is allowed on the premises with a Coke can.

    Then Coke accuses Pepsi of removing evidence, altho Pepsi gave Coke's lawyer all it's batch samples.

  46. mmmmm sco by Skridge · · Score: 1

    the only os with that hint of taint. i can't wait till sco has the real smell of taint, as they are flushed down the sewer of mediocrity to the water treatment plant of oblivion. yea

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  47. SCO's continuing self-flagellation by dmd · · Score: 1

    Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!

  48. Re:sex With a gnaa by pete6677 · · Score: 1

    You fucking loser.