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U.S. Cities Don't Make the Intelligence Cut

coondoggie writes "For the second year running, no U.S. city has made the list of the world's top Intelligent Communities of 2007, as selected by global think tank Intelligent Community Forum. The ICF selects the Intelligent Community list based on how advanced the communities are in deploying broadband, building a knowledge-based workforce, combining government and private-sector "digital inclusion," fostering innovation and marketing economic development."

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  1. Incorrect by RichPowers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to the Intelligent Community Forum's website, Cleveland, Ohio made the Top 7 list in 2006. Even so, I still wouldn't want to live there :p http://www.intelligentcommunity.org/displaycommon. cfm?an=1&subarticlenbr=62

    1. Re:Incorrect by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interesting that two Canadian cities made the cut, while every other nation only had one.

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    2. Re:Incorrect by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Cleveland really isn't that bad. It's a pain in the ass in the winter because of all of the lake effect snow, but it's not a bad town for the most part.

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    3. Re:Incorrect by pipingguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's because Canada is two nations, not just one.

    4. Re:Incorrect by Gromius · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well the UK had two as well. Admittedly one in Scotland, one in England and these could be argued to be separate nations but still.

    5. Re:Incorrect by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We're awesome, eh. :)


      The criteria are odd, though... Canada, Canada, UK... Estonia?

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    6. Re:Incorrect by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I would agree. I visited there over Thanksgiving and was pleasantly surprised, and not just because the temperature was in the high 60s that weekend. It is a nice little city.

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    7. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, Estonia, also known as E-stonia, prides itself on being an extremely high-tech nation.

    8. Re:Incorrect by madprof · · Score: 1

      I'm off to Hendon to tell them they're all really clever. Wish me luck!

    9. Re:Incorrect by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Informative
    10. Re:Incorrect by quiffhanger · · Score: 1

      Sunderland and Dundee are both in the UK.

      However, although I've met quite a few, I've yet to come accross one intelligent Dundonian ;) so to assert that the city is full of intellectuals based on a few random metrics like "broadband penetration" is jumping across a pretty large canyon of reason.

    11. Re:Incorrect by webbod · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked Sunderland and Dundee were both in the United Kingdom - different countries, same nation.

    12. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but looked at what they picked. Where's Montreal? Toronto? ... Regardless of that, Gatineau being on that list is just laughable. I wouldn't EVER want to live there!

    13. Re:Incorrect by FST777 · · Score: 1

      Read up the article about Tallin. It will become clear to you then. Estonia is nowadays a pretty advanced and democratic nation, Scandinavia style.

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    14. Re:Incorrect by Hian+Bosu · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the lovely folk of Hendon will be delighted by your comment.

    15. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK had 2 also.

    16. Re:Incorrect by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      e-Stonia?

      Dude, that's like so awesome man!Let's get ripped and play "Pong".

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    17. Re:Incorrect by ccmay · · Score: 1
      The criteria are odd, though... Canada, Canada, UK... Estonia?

      I submit that a survey of "intelligent" cities that did not include Boston, easily the world's pre-eminent center of higher education, would have to have been designed that way deliberately. It wouldn't be the first time.

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    18. Re:Incorrect by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      Well, I did visit the RnR Hall of Fame back in 2006, so that probably explains their listing that year.

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    19. Re:Incorrect by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      E-Stone-ia? A drugged up extremely high-tech nation?

      Man, I need to move there!!!

    20. Re:Incorrect by lysse · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Scotland isn't independent yet...

    21. Re:Incorrect by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Interesting that two Canadian cities made the cut, while every other nation only had one. Maybe I missed it, but did the Scots declare UDI from Britain overnight? Maybe the next list should include a numeracy check on the population...
      (only kidding!).

      It's still an odd list though. Sunderland's local economy has succeeded on the basis of wages that are low relative to the rest of the UK, and the presence of the Nissan car plant and associated supply chain. I don't think that they've got much more of a prevalance of call centres than, for example, South Wales or the Dearne valley.

      Dundee I've never visited, but the web site says "Major employers include NCR...", but...
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_ce ntral/6260997.stm
      (oops)

      Even based on the woolly criteria in the article, I can think of several places that would be more obvious candidates (parts of the Netherlands, districts around Coperhagan and Helsinki spring immediately to mind).
    22. Re:Incorrect by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      Just because some of the great universities are in the area doesn't make the area in general very smart.

      Big Dig anyone? If that isn't a giant 30 year brainfart I don't know what is.

    23. Re:Incorrect by Lance_Denmark · · Score: 1

      Uh the United Kingdom? Dundee and Sunderland?

    24. Re:Incorrect by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      They have nothing on iOwa.

    25. Re:Incorrect by Kuscheltier · · Score: 1

      Actually, Estonia, also known as E-stonia, prides itself on being an extremely high-tech nation.

      But it's not even nearly as hip as "I-ran".

      *runs.and.hides*

    26. Re:Incorrect by cecil36 · · Score: 1

      I guess this now makes two items of which one must be met in order for hell to freeze over

      * Cleveland is named an Intelligent Community.
      * Browns win the Super Bowl

    27. Re:Incorrect by stiggle · · Score: 1

      Two UK cities also made the cut - and I neither are on the list of places I would want to live, and I have visited and spent considerable time in both.

    28. Re:Incorrect by silentounce · · Score: 1

      You forgot the Indians.

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    29. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cleverland?

    30. Re:Incorrect by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Then you don't understand the study. It isn't about smart people.

    31. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, last time I checked, there were two mentions for the UK

    32. Re:Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any such list that doesn't include Boston is pretty much worthless, as it is widely recognized to be the world's foremost center of learning (I have met rural villagers in India who had heard of Boston but not New York)--they knew that Boston was where Harvard was.

    33. Re:Incorrect by bettlebrox · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean 4? England. Scotland Wales Northern Ireland.

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    34. Re:Incorrect by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      I know about it, it just amuses me a little bit. :) If I put up a big WiFi setup in PErcival, Manitoba, I could give EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the town high-speed connections to eachother. All 8 of them. 4 of them directly related to me.

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    35. Re:Incorrect by ccmay · · Score: 1
      Big Dig anyone? If that isn't a giant 30 year brainfart I don't know what is.

      Point taken. But that has to do with crooked politicians, who are quite smart indeed when it comes to finding means of fleecing the taxpayer.

      -ccm

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    36. Re:Incorrect by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      They disn't include Oxford or Cambridge either, both have universities much more pre-eminant than Boston; what point are you tring to make. This list has nothing to do with institutions of higher education; if your RTFA, the criteria they use are: "The ICF selects the Intelligent Community list based on how advanced the communities are in deploying broadband, building a knowledge-based workforce, combining government and private-sector "digital inclusion," fostering innovation and marketing economic development."

      Besides what makes Boston such a centre of education anyway? As you can tell, I'm from the UK and when I think of American Universities, I think of Harvard, Yale, Princton and the Ivy league. AFAIK Boston isn't on the Map in that respect.

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    37. Re:Incorrect by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      You mean "different countries, same state", right?

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    38. Re:Incorrect by aftermath09 · · Score: 1

      Parent has been modded insightful? Shouldn't that be a +5 funny? Or do people seriously think that's true?

      Canada is no more two nations, than the UK is 3 (Wales, England and Scotland). The UK is supposed to be one "nation" and yet can have 3 separate rugby and world cup football teams.

      What would the parent's definition of a nation be?

    39. Re:Incorrect by vakuona · · Score: 1

      When, where and why did you run?

    40. Re:Incorrect by webbod · · Score: 1

      Well I dunno, the Queen is head of state for the UK and Australia, but not Scotland or England.

      I suppose... maybe ?

      I don't hold with any of the "nationalism" nonsense, it made sense in the late 19th century, but "countries" and "nations" are just lines on a map nowadays - they used to demarcate where groups of people were supposed to be, but air travel, transnational trading blocs and the Internet have deprecated them.

      Look at the Balkan region, when I was a kid it was *just* Yugoslavia, now there's a dozen countries and they're still fragmenting, better to just do away with the lines and let people just get on with living their lives.

    41. Re:Incorrect by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "Besides what makes Boston such a centre of education anyway? As you can tell, I'm from the UK and when I think of American Universities, I think of Harvard"

      Looks like the UK didn't make the "most intelligent" cut either.

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  2. Its always been that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someday the United States of Mexico will get with the times.

    1. Re:Its always been that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is Estados Unidos Mexicanos, not Estados Unidos de México. It translates to United Mexican States, not the United States of Mexico.

  3. whuh? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did I miss something? I was watching American Idol.

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    1. Re:whuh? by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did I miss something? I was watching American Idol.

      What? They Pre-empted the season premiere of "Ow! My Balls!" with that crap?

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    2. Re:whuh? by davotoula · · Score: 1

      Go away, I'm bakin'

    3. Re:whuh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not off-topic, I'm afraid. It's a line from the same movie.

    4. Re:whuh? by blindd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone who missed the season premiere of "Ow! My Balls!" can watch it here

    5. Re:whuh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does it have Electrolytes?

  4. Huh? by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As based on Broadband deployment?
    Instead of basing it on say, the intelligence of the community.

    But, it was part of the Pacific Telecommunications Council, so I'm sure they have an agenda somewhere.

    1. Re:Huh? by JCOTTON · · Score: 1

      By population:
      Engineering is done by one third of one percent.
      Science is done by one tenth of one percent.

      Everyone else is either watching TV or making entries in Slashdot.

    2. Re:Huh? by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, you've rather hit my initial reaction on the head.

      To me an intelligent community is one that deploys and manages its community with some semblence of intelligence, creating a general atmosphere of what is often called "livability."

      If we use that as our measure than American cities are. . .

      Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

      Crumb's Short History of America

      KFG

    3. Re:Huh? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      As based on Broadband deployment? Yep, gotta have broadband to carry all the traffic from zombies, and to bring the pr0n into people who stay indoors all the time because it's too cold to be out.
    4. Re:Huh? by troll+-1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they didn't base it on something like, say, robotics, because then the US would come out ahead. I've noticed that broadband deployment along with high school math quizzes seem to be popular with these 'the US is falling behind' studies and I'm not even American.

    5. Re:Huh? by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Engineering and science aren't the only intelligent activities that you can do on Teh Webs.

    6. Re:Huh? by inviolet · · Score: 1
      Engineering and science aren't the only intelligent activities that you can do on Teh Webs.

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    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some the US would do well at: - % below poverty line - % illegal immigrants propping up they economy whilst being blamed for all the ills of society - % driving huge vehicles with high emissions - % obese - % Autistic Spectrum Disorders

    8. Re:Huh? by Jack+Sombra · · Score: 1

      "As based on Broadband deployment?
      Instead of basing it on say, the intelligence of the community."
      Would make no difference, by your criteria there would still be no US city on the list

    9. Re:Huh? by sulfur_lad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pacific? Agenda? Because cities like Waterloo, Ottawa-Gatineau, Dundee, Issy-les-Moulineaux, Tallinn, Sunderland, Tyne & Wear are close to Asia and the Pacific? I think you've answered your own intelligence question... and intelligence is further confirmed by this being modded insightful.

    10. Re:Huh? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      The use of broadband deployment as a measurement would seem to favor those cities where some sort of government monopoly on the communications infrastructure exists. Market-driven companies won't take steps to upgrade (in general) unless they profit from it.

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    11. Re:Huh? by euri.ca · · Score: 1

      Well, the population of Waterloo is 103% Asian near the university. (I kid, I kid....)

    12. Re:Huh? by euri.ca · · Score: 1

      Also, I live in Waterloo and while it says on the box that I have broadband, it's garbage. It goes down frequently and is as slow as dialup. As far as I can tell (and I've had it for ~7 years) they don't increase the total capacity as much as they should for each new user (although it's faster when the students go home for Christmas)

  5. How's it goin' eh? by Excelcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Canada has two finalists. PRetty good eh?

    1. Re:How's it goin' eh? by JoGlo · · Score: 1
      "Canada has two finalists. PRetty good eh?"

      Not unless the volume of broadband available has some correlation with IQ. I'd just reckon that the cities that made the list are the havens for the biggest black patch brigades - you know, P2P file "sharing"?

      And games - don't forget about computer games.

      Not to mention the indulgence of those communities in the pornographic "arts".

      Sorry, call me a bad loser, but there's no way that I would accept that the penetration of the internet can ever equate to intelligence - rather the opposite, in fact!

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    2. Re:How's it goin' eh? by Brickwall · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ottawa-Gatineau? The worst ten years of my life were the four years I lived there. There are a few high tech firms with some smart dudes, but most of the people are either boring, clueless morons with high school educations working as clerks for the federal government, or lying, thieving politicians and their cronies.

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    3. Re:How's it goin' eh? by JoGlo · · Score: 1
      Who's American?????

      Not me!

      I'll give you a clue.....G'day sport!

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    4. Re:How's it goin' eh? by Excelcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      P2P is an important contribution. The longer we have it, and the more entrenched it becomes, then the harder it will become for the government here to enact draconian copyright laws like your DMCA. Yes, let's criminalize in one law what another law expressly allows.

      That is the stupidity. The other stupidity is that "you the people" allow it.

      I know it gives mychildren access to research tools they never would have had. Wikipedia, HowStuffWorks, and other similar sites have taught my children a great deal. Heck, taught me a great deal. I enjoy an hour sitting down and just browsing through articles. Count the number of errors per article if you like, heck even discount the science articles altoghether - popular culture has never been documented as well in history as it is in Wikipedia.

      No, internet usage is an important metric.

    5. Re:How's it goin' eh? by JoGlo · · Score: 1

      i fyny eiddo, mabolgamp

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    6. Re:How's it goin' eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be a coincidence that Waterloo (home of RIM) and Ottawa-Gatineau are big university cities, and Ottawa is home to one of the most wired governments in the world (if not the most outright).

    7. Re:How's it goin' eh? by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 0

      Ottawa-Gatineau? The worst ten years of my life were the four years I lived there. There are a few high tech firms with some smart dudes, but most of the people are either boring, clueless morons with high school educations working as clerks for the federal government, or lying, thieving politicians and their cronies.

      The idiot who modded you down has clearly never been to this fetid hole.

      I was raised in Ottawa from 1978 onward. In 1995, I got the hell out and went to Toronto, which is actually a livable city. In 2001, the economy tanked and I came back here, moved back in with my parents, and then went back to school.

      Ottawa is the stupidest, most horrible, most backwards, most desolate, and most erroneously self-important shithole I've ever been to. Look at the layout of the city - tell me how it was possible to make every trip in this city so circuitous? (It takes work to do such bad urban planning!) The people are arrogant (PARIS is friendly in comparison!) yet vastly under-accomplished (mostly government clerks who play solitaire all day). I mean, come on, they elected Larry O'Brien, a man who outwardly lied in his campaign and had no political experience!

      As a demonstration of erroneous self-importance, Ottawa claims to be home to the "World's Longest Skating Rink" - even if that were true, it wouldn't be impressive - anyone who is bored enough could build a longer skating rink. But in this case, it's not a skating rink, it's a fscking CANAL. The Erie Canal could blow Ottawa right out of the water if New York State cared to. Another silly NCC tourist gimmick - if they were any more expensive and ineffectual, they'd have to call themselves OC Transpo. Hell, Chicago should just wait for Lake Michigan to ice up around the edges and call that the world's largest skating rink - the claim would be every bit as valid as Ottawa's.

      As a demonstration of stupidity, this city is populated by people who (by and large) choose to live here, rather than being forced to as a victim of circumstance. Now look at the climate in Ottawa - massively colder than Toronto or Montreal. These people choose to live in a place where you can die from simply going outside - that's stupid.

      I can't wait to leave this city and never, ever come back. Ever. For any reason. Seriously. And this is "my hometown", where I went Kindergarten through High School and now University. I'm supposed to feel "hometown proud". I would happily bulldoze this city flat. I would rather live in 1977 Detroit than spend another minute in Ottawa.

      Words simply cannot express my hatred of this city and its inhabitants.

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    8. Re:How's it goin' eh? by afedaken · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot needs a "+1 ANGRY" mod option.

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    9. Re:How's it goin' eh? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Ottawa is the stupidest, most horrible, most backwards, most desolate, and most erroneously self-important shithole I've ever been to. Look at the layout of the city - tell me how it was possible to make every trip in this city so circuitous?"

      Obviously you have never been to Canberra

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    10. Re:How's it goin' eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you about Ottawa, somewhat. I went to university there for 4 years (U. of Zero, representin'!). On the plus side, hanging out at Zaphods was fun, lots of interesting pubs, if you are an 'outdoorsy' type then there is lots of mountain biking and XC skiing in Gatineau Park and skating on the canal when it actually gets cold enough for it to freeze over.

      On the down side, yes it's cold during the winters, the urban planning is terrible, OC Transpo is over-priced and lousy. And you have to travel to either Montreal or Toronto to see any decent concerts, as most bands tend to pass Ottawa by (with some exceptions).

      Personally I find Toronto people more arrogant than Ottawa people, I'm glad Ottawa has the better hockey team.

      And yeah, Ottawa is crawling with civil servants. I had a couple friends who worked on Parliament Hill, for some MPs, and Fridays were always the day to sit around the office and surf the net, watch TV, and just generally fuck the dog all day long until 4:30 or so when everybody would head to the market to eat & drink.

      Some of the IT people left for greener pastures after the dot.con bubble burst and Nortel, Corel, etc. started to go tits up. I remember when Kanata was calling itself 'Silicon Valley North', hahaha! I think Markham, Ontario also billed itself as Silicon Valley North too, for awhile.

    11. Re:How's it goin' eh? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1
      Words simply cannot express my hatred of this city and its inhabitants.


      Yet you used over 400 of them trying to do just that.

      Words aren't so bad, but maybe they are not for you. You could try communicating with watercolours. Or using tones, like a dolphin. There are no dolphins in Ottawa, which is another valid proof of how dumb the city is.

      In 2001, the economy tanked and I came back here, moved back in with my parents, and then went back to school.


      Your parents, living in Ottawa, must be dumb. But at least they made space for you in the basement, thereby ensuring your full qualification for a Slashdot VIP membership.

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    12. Re:How's it goin' eh? by thestreetmeat · · Score: 1

      First, I think that in order for a sheet of ice to qualify as a skating rink, people actually have to skate on it. The canal is maintained for skating during the winter, has skate rental shacks, beavertail shops, etc. Lake Michigan would have to have all that before it could take the title, in my view.

      If you're choosing between living in Montreal, Toronto, and Ottawa, then yes, Ottawa will probably lose out. I grew up here, and I'm happy to live here now because I'm in the Forces, and my future includes places like Moose Jaw, Portage la Prairie, Cold Lake, and Goose Bay. The weather doesn't seem so bad to me.

    13. Re:How's it goin' eh? by Requiem · · Score: 1

      Ah, Portage. What a hole. I have to drive through part of it to get from Brandon to Winnipeg (and back) due to the whole "our overpass is gonna collapse!" thing.

    14. Re:How's it goin' eh? by thestreetmeat · · Score: 1

      Next time you're there go to sociable's for sud, spud, and steak night. If nobody tries to skewer you with a broken pool cue in the first 10 minutes, you can enjoy a decent meal for $5.95.

  6. Criteria? by Archtype · · Score: 1, Redundant

    How do they judge? All my neighbors seem pretty smrt.

    1. Re:Criteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do they judge? All my neighbors seem pretty smrt.

      That begs the question, what do all of your neighbors think about you?

    2. Re:Criteria? by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      No, it does not beg the question!

  7. Lobbyist Alert by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The ICF met and announced this list as part of the 29th annual Pacific Telecommunications Council (PTC) conference

    This is a political ploy by Telecoms to push governments into subsidizing broadband. It is trolling, just like "You are not intelligent if you don't use vi/java/rails/xml/etc." We've been -1trolled.

    1. Re:Lobbyist Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a political ploy by Telecoms to push governments into subsidizing broadband.

      God knows the telecoms aren't going to bother to do it by themselves.

    2. Re:Lobbyist Alert by dosius · · Score: 1

      That's because no self-respecting business wants to pay to improve their system when they can bilk their consumers for what they already offer when there's no competition. Why else does Internet in, say, New Zealand suck so horribly?

      -uso.

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    3. Re:Lobbyist Alert by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      I use vim, you insensitive clod!:wq

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    4. Re:Lobbyist Alert by thegoogler · · Score: 1

      whatever gets them to give us affordable service faster than about 5mb/s, i'm all for.

      even if it's just as bad as that political campaign crap for once it's positive.

    5. Re:Lobbyist Alert by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
      It is trolling, just like "You are not intelligent if you don't use vi/java/rails/xml/etc."
      :i xmlStream.println("<comment>But your example is " + IsConfused() + ".</comment>");
      /etc/boggle
    6. Re:Lobbyist Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've only paid them to do it once. Of course they need more subsidies so they can take a second half-assed step.

    7. Re:Lobbyist Alert by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Why else does Internet in, say, New Zealand suck so horribly?

      Because it costs a gazillion dollars to lay a cable all the way across the Pacific to a woebegone little sheep farming outpost floating on the arse end of the world. The real question is, why didn't they lay a bigger cable while they were already out there in the water anyway?

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    8. Re:Lobbyist Alert by dosius · · Score: 1

      Australia doesn't have it too bad, at least compared to NZ, so that argument doesn't hold all that well.

      -uso.

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    9. Re:Lobbyist Alert by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Australia doesn't have it too bad, at least compared to NZ, so that argument doesn't hold all that well.

      Australia has a huge fat cable to comparatively nearby Singapore, where bandwidth is so plentiful that you can get unlimited, un-metered 20 megabit home broadband for what a 15-minute taxi ride costs in Sydney.

      New Zealand does not.

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    10. Re:Lobbyist Alert by sorak · · Score: 1
      This is a political ploy by Telecoms to push governments into subsidizing broadband. It is trolling, just like "You are not intelligent if you don't use vi/java/rails/xml/etc."

      It's more like DELL saying you're not intelligent if you don't own a computer. There may be a link between intelligence and the ownership of research material, and the internet is probably the best research tool we have today. Lawyers and reporters use Lexis-Nexus because written formats cannot keep up with the speed of change, and most other fields have some online research mediums, or journals, that are more convenient than their written counterparts.

      With that having been said, DELL probably would have ulterior motives, but that doesn't diminish the previous point. Also, we couldn't be sure that the computerist was smarter than someone who owns very little technology, but, statistically speaking, there probably is a correlation, and when you're discussing social trends, the correlation is much more important than the possibility of an exception.

  8. Buzzwordification by DirePickle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, curses! Our synergystic engineerification of innovationist intelligent-making just can't keep up with the likes of Dundee, Scotland!

    1. Re:Buzzwordification by User+956 · · Score: 1

      Oh, curses! Our synergystic engineerification of innovationist intelligent-making just can't keep up with the likes of Dundee, Scotland!

      Yeah, well I bet they don't even have a Time Masheen.

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    2. Re:Buzzwordification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a resident of Dundee, Scotland, I can only say something must have gone horribly wrong with their methodology.

      In other words, if your city is on the list, panic.

    3. Re:Buzzwordification by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Och aye! Have ye some haggis with a wee dram or five? Nah, ye wurr tellin' me about this fiber you want installed. You wanted how much for it? Ach, you need more scotch. What was that ye said? Ye're sure ye don't want me to send a truck'o haggis to yer headquarters, then? Aboot this price. More scotch for the lad! Can't ye see he's parched! There. Ach, the piper has started his roonds. Ye look pale, lad. Have some more scotch, it'll do ye the world'o good. Gotta go? Come, lad, let's finish this deal. So you pay me a hundred thousand, install the cable all round Dundee, give gigabit to the homes, and free Internet for ten years. There. Signed. Now off ye go!

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    4. Re:Buzzwordification by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aye, away an heid yer weesht, ya wee sassenach bawbag. It's nae like the jakies here in bonnie scotland drink tha whisky. They cannae, them english bastards tax it tae much. They'll be af drinkin their bucky or floor polish. Ya numptie!

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    5. Re:Buzzwordification by MrSplog · · Score: 1

      i was just thinking the same thing... actually... maybe that drunk guy that stands outside Café Bounjourno shouting sectarian slogans is actually some kind of genius social/political commentator gone horribly wrong.

      possibly what Russell Crowe in a Beautiful Mind would be like if he was drunk and Scottish.

      or maybe they just mixed up the results with the teen pregnancy chart?

    6. Re:Buzzwordification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As another (nearly)resident of Dundee, i would somewhat concur. Especially what with NCR getting ready to bugger off from here

    7. Re:Buzzwordification by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      lol!

      (I'm new here.)

  9. Nothing to see here. move along. by dfenstrate · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Intelligent Community Forum is basically rating cities on how much they consume the services of the IT people who make up the forum. Think of it as marketing for the IT 'Guild.'

    It has little to do with the actual overall quality of a community in anyway except the dollar amount of the IT salaries they pay out of tax money. Though, I suppose, slashdot would be the place for this sort of thing.

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here. move along. by Lane.exe · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, +1 Disclosure.

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  10. Only a small suprise, no disappointment by Soulfarmer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    There are intelligent life outside of US borders after all. I wonder how much of it is inside those borders.

    And my karma can handle this.

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    1. Re:Only a small suprise, no disappointment by kfg · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much of it is inside those borders.

      Bugger All

      KFG

    2. Re:Only a small suprise, no disappointment by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1
      I wonder how much of it is inside those borders.
      How many immigrants do we have?
  11. Seems like companies doing as little as possible. by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    Seems like usa isp's are doing only whats needed to stay competitive or whats needed to achieve larger market share.
    Instead of increasing thier offerings they are speading into new areas figuring why spend more when less will do.

  12. Let me translate from the Market-Speak by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "We want government to pay for lots of Broadband so the people proping up this institute make lots of money."

    "The Intelligent Community Forum (ICF) is a nonprofit think tank that focuses on job creation and economic development in the broadband economy."

    This is not an objective measure of how "intelligent" a community is, it's an objective measure of what broadband policies will make the global technocratic elite supporters of the institute the most money. And the "Digital Inclusiveness" blurb means "How can we get more money from taxpayers to line our pockets?"

    But I'm sure they appreciate the free advertising. In fact, I would say that was worth $25,000 of free advertizing for them, which means that now Slashdot will have to register as a paid lobbyist. Oh wait, that bill was defeated.

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    1. Re:Let me translate from the Market-Speak by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rule of thumb: "Think Tank" is just a misleadingly fancy word for PR firm.

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  13. Question: by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From FTA: "The PTC conference, which had 4,000 attendees, features information and communications technologies, public policy initiatives..."

    So IOW, if you don't fit their ideology and/or political agendae, you're not among the intelligent cities on Earth?

    Not a very intelligent way to measure intelligence, is it?

    /P

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  14. Very human! by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How typical: you pick what criteria you think are important, define them as "intelligence", and then determine that everybody else is less intelligent than you are.

    When it happens at a conference, it's just back-slapping. Scale it up and its racism and then genocide.

    Whatever, guys. As long as you stop short of the genocide I really don't care what you think.

  15. Re:Seems like companies doing as little as possibl by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    You are exactly correct. While the rate on certain things, they have not weighted various aspects of providing or consuming those services. This lack of weighting just makes the report a set of statistics that should be ignored for the most part.

  16. I'm not saying we Americans aren't dumb, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    The ICF selects the Intelligent Community list based on how advanced the communities are .. combining government and private-sector "digital inclusion," ..
    .. do I smell socialist bias?
    ..and fostering innovation and marketing economic development.
    Or maybe even a fascist bias?
  17. That's the reason I moved to the US from France by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's the reason I moved to the US from France. I wanted to be surrounded by intelligent individuals. Give me intelligent individuals over intelligent planning and intelligent leaders any day.

    1. Re:That's the reason I moved to the US from France by UED++ · · Score: 0

      I think parent was trying to be funny.

    2. Re:That's the reason I moved to the US from France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Give me intelligent individuals over intelligent planning and intelligent leaders any day
      I'll take intelligent individuals over intelligent design any day.
    3. Re:That's the reason I moved to the US from France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? The French value intellect, they even have Philosophy
      on the school curriculum ("philo"). I am from the UK and
      thinking of moving there too.

      Could you elaborate as to why you think it's a joke?
      Freedom fries perhaps?

    4. Re:That's the reason I moved to the US from France by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      I'm confused, please try to only troll against one nation per post, I simply don't know who to stick up for here! Then again, I would never stick up for the current US leaders, so by process of elimination, here goes:

      Hey, France has lots of intelligent individuals!

    5. Re:That's the reason I moved to the US from France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this was a sweeping trolling statement on my part. What I meant to say was: In France, the leaders are some of the most educated people around. This was not meant as a belittlement of our current US President and this was not meant as belittlement of the educational system in the US. It's just a statement about the culture in France. France has a culture of exams. In France, you can not get a job, let alone attain a position of leadership -- if you didn't get a minimum level of rigorous education. And the same goes if you happen to be the son of a rich powerful person, that money may help you get into the top private school and that money may help you get you some extra good tutoring at night, but as opposed to the US, in France it's the public schools that are the most reputable schools and those can only be attained through rigorous exams.

      Now here comes the confusing part, and if I sound confused -- it's because I am. France may have some of the most educated leaders. And France may have some of the best laid out plans for technology. I think this will be obvious to just about anyone who has ever visited France for a significant amount of time. I think this is obvious from the numbers too. Twenty years ago, France was spending over 30% of its national budget on education. Twenty years ago, it was giving away free network computers (called Minitels) instead of phone books to any household (and that's right, at a time when only a fraction of US households were on America Online or Compuserve, and America Online wasn't even connected to the WWW yet, the French government had already achieving 95% penetration into French households). Twenty years ago, France also embarked and funded very ambitious educational programs on Technology, wanting to put a computer in front of every child and wanting to introduce every child to Computer Science (using Pascal). And this was twenty years ago, I actually moved to the US nineteen years ago, so things get fuzzy after that -- but from what I heard -- France has only continued those types of gargantuan efforts since then.

      That said, the French results have been far less than stellar. I'm not going to give out any actual numbers, because I actually don't know them. And I do believe there were some very good projects that have come out of there, like VLC or Exalead, and probably many others, but still the rate of individual innovation is pretty pitiful compared the US.

  18. What a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, right, what a surprise... I've heard a rumour that large majority of americans actually believe in god(!), and even that in some states one can't hold a public office if they are atheist. We've done away with that in europe few hundred years ago.

    1. Re:What a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry no, this isn't true. You actually can't be stopped from holding public office for any religious views or the lack thereof. Its just that an atheist is a hard sell in american politics.

      DOH, I think I just fed a troll.

  19. TV rots your brain by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... but watching youtube makes you intelligent. Yup, broadband as an intelligence measure beats all those dumb ink blot tests.

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    1. Re:TV rots your brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's a lot more educational content on YouTube than you'll ever find on most American TV channels.

      There are numerous foreign language courses on YouTube, for instance. There's a lot of foreign language content, as well, which is very valuable when trying to learn another language. In America, you'll rarely find anything other than English or Spanish being used in the vast, vast majority of TV programming.

      There are also a number of instructional videos that teach one how to play various musical instruments. Again, that's something you just won't see on American TV.

      If all you watch on YouTube is Family Guy clips and anime, no, you probably won't become any more intelligent. But if you use YouTube to access content that you'd never see on American TV, then you likely will become wiser, more talented, and better aware of the world around you.

    2. Re:TV rots your brain by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      oh yes- things like "soramimi hour" and many other comedy pieces which make up quite a bit of Japanese TV.

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    3. Re:TV rots your brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On TV there's crap, crap and more crap. At least online there is something other than crap out there if you look hard enough.

    4. Re:TV rots your brain by tincho_uy · · Score: 1

      Well, speaking of youtube and american intelligence...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI

      It's no wonder you guys didn't make it into the list!
    5. Re:TV rots your brain by iowannaski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a lot more *content* on YouTube than you'll ever find on *all American TV channels combined.*

      In relative terms, a single 15 second "don't smoke crack while you're pregnant, you dumb bitch!" PSA per day is probably more significant than the educational content on YouTube.

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    6. Re:TV rots your brain by myowntrueself · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If all you watch on YouTube is Family Guy clips and anime, no, you probably won't become any more intelligent.

      Hey, depends on the anime.

      If you watch a lot of Dragonball you may well become a better person... the Goku Effect. Hey, even Vegeta became a better person for hanging out with Goku.

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    7. Re:TV rots your brain by SuSEboy · · Score: 1

      "But if you use YouTube to access content that you'd never see on American TV"

      Seriously, WTF? Are you implying that all regular non American T.V. has foreign language courses?

      Another thought is this; What about when American T.V. is piped over broadband? Is broadband then still a good measurement of intelligence?

      Your argument fails to convince.

    8. Re:TV rots your brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think some of the responses are edited. Questionaire said "how many sides are a triangle" and respondant said "4". He was either joking, or the program was edited.

    9. Re:TV rots your brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intelligence isn't knowing languages and knowing languages won't make you intelligent. Intelligence is analytical ability, which is a combination of the brain that you are born with and acquired critical thinking skills.

    10. Re:TV rots your brain by CmdrGravy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Plus we don't have to listen to that highly irritating whiney American accent. Bang on, I don't understand how peoples voices can be so grating but Americans seem to manage it effortlessly.

      There is nothing worse when you're on holiday somewhere and perhaps you've booked a trip up a Jungle river with some camping but when you meet up with everyone the first thing you hear ( usually half a mile before you get there is ) "GEE ! WOW THIS IS LIKE THE JUNGLE. HEY EVERYONE ARE WE GONNA HAVE A COOL TIME IN THE JUNGLE" - Shut the fuck up you irritating little fuck, we are not all even remotely interested in you and your inane tittle tattle and we can be sure that since you are American, female and travelling outside of the US that you will have no sense of humour whatsoever and talk only about yourself at the top of your irritating great voice.
    11. Re:TV rots your brain by rjshields · · Score: 1, Troll

      I have a similar experience. I was having a nice relaxing time snorkeling in the caribbean with my wife, cue the arrival of loud USians having a contest of who could be the most whiny and irritating. "GEE THIS IS LIKE *SO* COOL I JUST SAW A HUGE FISH HEY HOMBRE GET ME ANOTHER BEER" "YAH I WISH I HAD MY TRUCK HERE". Why is it most people can talk at normal volume but USians have to shout so that everyone in a 50 metre radius can hear their conversation? It must be that they think they are so important and interesting that they are being generous by allowing others to hear them speak. In reality they are extremely dull and irritating.

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    12. Re:TV rots your brain by Altus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I cant speak for other countries but Japan has TV shows designed to teach English.

      Not that I actually think that TV in Japan, or any other country, is really all that different from what we see here. TV, like everything else, is mostly crap.

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    13. Re:TV rots your brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I should be learning as many foreign languages as I can from TV?
      Why so I can listen to people talk about how they hate Americans and the US
      in their native language? Or so I can grovel and beg them to forgive me
      for being born in the US in their language.
      I should not have a double bass instructor come to my house? I should learn it from the TV?
      What a retarded point.

    14. Re:TV rots your brain by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1
      In America, you'll rarely find anything other than English or Spanish being used in the vast, vast majority of TV programming.

      Could that possibly be because the majority of the people in the US speak either English or Spanish? If you look at local cable channels, rather than national networks, you start seeing shows in languages other than Spanish and English.

      There are also a number of instructional videos that teach one how to play various musical instruments. Again, that's something you just won't see on American TV.

      Yeah, but that's the difference between broadcast TV and the Internet. Stations have a finite space for programming and have to satisfy a majority of their audiences to keep the advertisers happy. I'm sure that they'd love to show, say, how to play the Aeolian harp, but nobody'd tune in and no advertiser would want to buy time there. Now, if people all of the sudden got interested in learning to play the Aeolian harp, they'd start showing up in CSI and you'd start seeing infomertials on harp-playing in the Sunday morning dead zone.

    15. Re:TV rots your brain by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

      Also, US broadcasters must follow two mandated FCC requiremts:
      1.4.23.33.b:
      That no one in America be offended by any content. Bland Baby Bland!
      1.7.2.C:
      That it be crap.

      Thank the gods in geo-orbit for Starchoice. I'm going to watch "Little Mosque on the Prarie" in French. ; )

    16. Re:TV rots your brain by kabocox · · Score: 1

      ... but watching youtube makes you intelligent. Yup, broadband as an intelligence measure beats all those dumb ink blot tests.

      Hey, youtube can give you both. I'm sure their are sciency thing hidden in youtube. I've not come across them myself. I've come across more humor or home entertainment aired to all through links to youtube. I tend to think youtube lets more stupid/idiot moments be seen by all. Um, is this a good thing? We will find out in a generation after we actually somewhat adjust to it. How will videos kids or pre-teens or blogs or myspace pages be treated when those kids decide to run for office, get famous, or get rich and what to tidy up their respectable public image? We will find out if google/youtube is still around in 20-30 years with all its current videos still in the archives.

    17. Re:TV rots your brain by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      What is so intellectual about learning foreign languages? It is a skill which will be almost completely useless as soon as computer translation matures.

      Today, professional translators convert almost anything worth translating into English. If you want to learn something useful, your time is MUCH better spent learning about science or technology than memorizing the genders of all the nouns in French.

      For the vast majority of native English speakers, foreign languages are really only of utility when going on vacation.

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  20. Go Scotland and Dundee! by bollox4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a such tiny nation Scotland still does a lot for the world in terms of providing world firsts and educational achievements. Go Scotland!

    1. Re:Go Scotland and Dundee! by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      ...does a lot for the world in terms of providing world firsts...

      Yes! We're really grateful for the haggis and the bagpipes! Not to mention those kilt thingees.

      Have you considered that the rest of the world hasn't come up with these things on their because they don't actually want things like that?

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    2. Re:Go Scotland and Dundee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For a such tiny nation Scotland still does a lot for the world in terms of providing world firsts and educational achievements.
      And it does so little to keep the talent it produces in the country. The Scottish Parliament needs to try harder to get technology jobs in Scotland - as a Scot living in Watford (I must have ate babies in a past life to have to deserved this...) I've never felt overwhelmed by their efforts to entice me back. And now it looks like the place is slowly turning into one big retirement home. No new investments, an aging population gradually voting themselves more of that lovely largesse, everyone with some ambition left getting out as soon as they've finished those educational achievements, things slowing down until they're just ticking over.

      Thinking about it, old people are the single greatest threat facing Scotland! The best thing the Scottish Parliament could do to boost the Scottish economy is arrange a few judicious power cuts this winter.

  21. Public education doesn't work by argoff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like most government programs, they start out with nice intentions but fail terribly when implemented. The US doesn't have an education service. Maybe we have a mandatory babysitting service, or perhaps a temporary incarceration service, or even a parent/youth entertainment service, but not an education service. The thing that is most sickening though is that no matter how badly education coerced at other peoples expense fails, ther are sill mobs who cling to the concept as if their very life depended on it. It's like communisim, even after the murder of 100 million people, ther are still people who cling to this failed ideology. These people are sick, just sickening.

    1. Re:Public education doesn't work by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      What do you think they have in Europe? Hint:It's not private schools.

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    2. Re:Public education doesn't work by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You should at least try to qualify your statements. Public education works fine in many, many countries. Just because it's fucked up in the US doesn't mean it's a failed ideology.

    3. Re:Public education doesn't work by kfg · · Score: 1

      Like most government programs, they start out with nice intentions but fail terribly when implemented. The US doesn't have an education service.

      No, it doesn't, but it is working exactly as designed.

      KFG

    4. Re:Public education doesn't work by shanen · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If that isn't flamebait... Another example of miserable /. moderation. About time for another 11-month departure. I'll save a more substantive reply for elsewhere. This troll thread doesn't deserve it.

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    5. Re:Public education doesn't work by shanen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Calling a troll a troll gets moderated as flamebait? Thanks for making my point about the miserable quality of /. moderation, whoever you are.

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    6. Re:Public education doesn't work by Odin+The+Ravager · · Score: 0

      Just see how stupid some kids are, even at a national school of excellence

  22. Tallinn, Estonia by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wasn't really surprised to see Tallinn, Estonia on the list. I went to Tallinn back in '97. Now, personally, I don't care for the friggin' cold places like that (Estonia is within swimming distance of Finland, if you happen to be a seal). Back in '97, and keep in mind, this was only 6 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, Estonia was kicking our butts in cell phone technology. What is wrong with the U.S. that this little former Soviet republic in such a short time just started beating our pants off technologically. Granted, they got a lot of help from Finland (their languages are very similar and there's some history between the two). Good for them for improving their lot in life significantly. Too bad people in the U.S. aren't very concerned about improving their own lot in life. If they were, maybe they'd elect a president who was concerned with their lot in life as well.

    1. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Score+Whore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's nothing, Paco! My *apartment* beats the flying fuck out of every nation on the planet: 100% broadband penetration. 100% employed in the IT field. 8:1 computer to user ratio. All this despite having a GDP several orders of magnitude smaller than any nation on the planet.

      Estonia's land area is smaller than 41 of the 50 US states. It has a lower population tha 40 of the 50 US states. Maybe it would be wise to consider the challenges in deploying a cellular service to a massive country vs. to a tiny country.

      Finally you ought to consider what it really means to improve your life.

      If you want talk "beating pants off technologically" you might want to take a look see about which countries make high performance micro processors.

    2. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The reason Estonia advanced its cellular technology so fast was because the existing Soviet era landline system was a mess and inadequate for the communication needs of the country. People had been on waiting lists for phones for years. When further investment in the infrastructure was available, cellphones were already on the scene so it made sense to focus there instead of on an outdated system.

    3. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe it would be wise to consider the challenges in deploying a cellular service to a massive country vs. to a tiny country.

      Maybe you should consider how difficult it is to install infrastructure in a country that is knee-deep in mud!

    4. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by loki_tiwaz · · Score: 0

      that makes me think about something - perhaps intelligence is not the measure that they should be claiming to make, but instead, geekiness. being that geekiness is now being widely regarded as some kind of measure of superiority by the tech-disinterested social robots in what they term 'cool' perhaps this just means that the cold lands select for geekiness somehow, maybe that ingenuity of surviving 9 months winters has something to do with it.

      i'd like to see a global study rating countries for their geek friendliness so i know where i should be trying to move to so we can start up Zero One and turn into cyborgs and take over the world.

    5. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by repvik · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you want talk "beating pants off technologically" you might want to take a look see about which countries make high performance micro processors.

      Yeah, like Dresden,Germany (AMD plant), Taiwan (AMD Plant), Bangalore, India (AMD Engineering center). Or Intel's plant in Ireland.

      Regarding cellphones though. The US really is behind other "developed" countries.
    6. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by jrumney · · Score: 1

      The advantages that cellular has over wired telecoms is even greater in areas of sparse population. A few carefully situated cell towers wok out much cheaper than laying a network of cable to cover everyone.

    7. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by grimJester · · Score: 1

      Estonia's land area is smaller than 41 of the 50 US states. It has a lower population tha 40 of the 50 US states. Maybe it would be wise to consider the challenges in deploying a cellular service to a massive country vs. to a tiny country.

      How many of these 50 states have better cell phone coverage than Estonia? Why would this not scale to a larger country with more inhabitants?

    8. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Estonia's land area is smaller than 41 of the 50 US states. It has a lower population tha 40 of the 50 US states. Maybe it would be wise to consider the challenges in deploying a cellular service to a massive country vs. to a tiny country.

      Like China? There are now more customers of their top mobile telco than there are people living in the US. They seemed to manage rolling out a huge network, and they have a far more retro infrastructure once you get out the cities.

    9. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      What is wrong with the U.S. that this little former Soviet republic in such a short time just started beating our pants off technologically

      Short Answer: Lawyers. No Seriously lawyers, and the Patents.

      Long Answer: US laws are written by Giant corporations which hope to dissuade competition rather than fostering competition. ANy corporate worth its salt would try to maximise their profits, and since they have been proven to be psychopaths (According to the Corporation Book) http://www.amazon.com/Corporation-Pathological-Pur suit-Profit-Power/dp/0743247469/sr=8-2/qid=1169727 780/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/105-4470053-8023658?ie=UTF8&s= books.

      Our lawmakers publicly are bribed by these corporates under the guise of funding and in return get these laws passed. No wonder US rates last in technology, although we still continue to rate FIRST in innovation (Wii, TiVO, TeslaMotors, to name a few).

      25 years in future, expect any new invention to be outlawed automatically unless approved by or invented by a corporate.

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    10. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by maxume · · Score: 1

      Estonia is between West Virginia and Maryland in size; they are the 10th and 9th smallest states(and less than 1% of the US total area). They probably had miserable infrastructure to start with. I would be quite a lot more excited to get a cell phone if I didn't already have a reliable land line. There is nothing wrong with the US, it is just difficult to make reasonable comparisons between situations that are really different. I bet Texas has better cell coverage than Russia proper, stuff like that.

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    11. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Why would this not scale to a larger country with more inhabitants?

      NIMBY and states rights. As much as the federal government would like to convince people otherwise, the states still do have a rather large amount of room to set and define laws within their borders, so what could be a perfectly legal cell tower in one state might not be in the next state over. Add NIMBY to that and you have a lot of resistance to expand cell technology on a scale to match any one subset of the country.

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    12. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by UncleOwl · · Score: 1

      A couple of words from the (Estonian) trenches...

      Well, I am a bit confused that they did not enlist any Finnish cities. Considering our starting position back in 1991 (old Soviet telephone system with huge queues to get a phone to one's home, no cell phones, quite limited access to computers) we have done quite well. But we still tend to look up to our Northern neighbours when it comes to hi-tech, after all they have got Nokia and Linus Torvalds ("finding Estonian Nokia" has even become a saying here for trying to find or invent something qualitatively new and useful).

      But I happen to be an academic type, so I will share a related experience. Last term I taught a course titled Security and Privacy Issues of New Media to our Master students. As an assignment, I asked them to take their palmtops or laptop, take a warwalk in the centre of Tallinn and map wireless access points (and to determine if they were open or not - as it was a security-related course). They then had to blog the results, one of the entries is here. While the security situation is nothing to boast with (as it is probably elsewhere too), it shows the number of hotspots. You can also see WiFi.ee.

      P.S. Pedrito - Estonian and Finnish are similar indeed but not so close that they automatically understand each other. A number of well-known blunders await the careless speaker. :)

    13. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by tryptych · · Score: 0

      One might also take note that Skype is an Estonian invention. Big enough for eBay to buy them out.

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    14. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Back in '97, and keep in mind, this was only 6 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, Estonia was kicking our butts in cell phone technology.

      They had a damn good motivator, though: their wired telephone infrastructure was a horrible Soviet-mismanaged mess. It actually made more sense for everyone to adopt cellular technology than to try and fix up the POTS system.

      What is wrong with the U.S. that this little former Soviet republic in such a short time just started beating our pants off technologically.

      They may adopt and consume new technology more readily, but are they really beating anyone's pants off? How many companies are offshoring IT jobs to Estonia? How many crucial technological innovations have come from the research labs at the University of Estonia?

      Too bad people in the U.S. aren't very concerned about improving their own lot in life. If they were, maybe they'd elect a president who was concerned with their lot in life as well.

      Please, no political trolling in this thread.

    15. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      Intel and AMD are American companies. The technology involved in their CPUs currently originates from US based engineers (everything about the AMD Indian design center talks about future work, and mentions a staff of 40.) The only major CPU designers that are not US based are ARM, Samsung makes an embedded CPUs and Fujitsu makes a SPARC chip. Neither the ARM nor Samsung would be considered "high performance". In contrast you have PPC (IBM), x86 (AMD/Intel), and SPARC (Sun).

      I don't see having the latest piece of gadgetware as being an increase in standard of living or more intelligent or more advanced technologically.

    16. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Score+Whore · · Score: 1
      How many of these 50 states have better cell phone coverage than Estonia?


      I don't know. But if I was going to make an educated guess I would think that something around nine of them have challenges that are comparable to Estonia's. The other 41 are going to have a more difficult time, because they are a series of island (Hawaii) or because they have a land area larger than most of western europe combined (Alaska & Texas) or they have massive, protected, canyon right through the middle of the state (Arizona) or rivers that flood annually (the mississippi delta)... the list goes on.
    17. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe it would be wise to consider the challenges in deploying a cellular service to a massive country vs. to a tiny country.


      Or building communities that are spread over hell's half-acre so that it takes a 30 minute commute in a car to get anywhere.

      The 'competition' was for cities not countries. Canada is a lot bigger than the US in terms of land mass and yet two cities managed to get on the list.
    18. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Dausha · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons a nation like Estonia can improve so much is because they were starting with almost a clean slate. The U.S. has over 100 years of telephone infrastructure _and_ industrial entrenchment to combat. A couple years back, the FCC was considering allowing broadband over powerline, IIRC. It decided not to go that route, er, because it would have pretty much nullified the telephone and cable industries.

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    19. Re:Tallinn, Estonia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the reasons a nation like Estonia can improve so much is because they were starting with almost a clean slate. The U.S. has over 100 years of telephone infrastructure _and_ industrial entrenchment to combat. Believe me, in Estonia there were phones and infrastructure before 1990, too. It's not like there was a desert and then suddenly 1000000 inhabitants popped out of the blue and Finns gave each one a cellphone or two :)
  23. How far down? by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing that a few nukes can't solve.

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    1. Re:How far down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean smart bombs?

    2. Re:How far down? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That's nothing that a few nukes can't solve.

      The Whitehouse called you for an interview.

    3. Re:How far down? by mjwx · · Score: 0

      A very American way of thinking

      The United States, increasing quality by lowering standards since 1776.

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    4. Re:How far down? by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      A very American way of thinking.

      Thus the humor.
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  24. Looking in the wrong place by sconeu · · Score: 1

    The ICF should be looking in Eureka, everyone knows that!

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  25. Of course! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Firstly, this study is based on a bunch of arbitrary points of evaluation. They could have as easily decided a cities intelligence based on the number of car accidents or the number of fire hydrants.

    I'd like to see a study that shows which cities have the most number of universities and the number of successful startups and successful large companies in it.

    How about which cities have the highest number of employed people with degrees...

    I can think of a lot of ways to measure a cities intelligence, however measuring their broadband penetration isn't one of them.

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    1. Re:Of course! by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Just because they based it on arbitrary random criteria that may be wrong doesn't mean their conclusion might not be correct.

    2. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. But my rating of intelligence based on number of left-handed people with AB+ blood types might be correct as well.

    3. Re:Of course! by LarsWestergren · · Score: 2, Informative


      I'd like to see a study that shows which cities have the most number of universities and the number of successful startups and successful large companies in it.
      How about which cities have the highest number of employed people with degrees...

      I agree, that would be much more intersting, so I Googled for it. Didn't find one for cities, but I did find it for countries. Go wild.

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    4. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because they based it on arbitrary random criteria that may be wrong doesn't mean their conclusion might not be correct.

      While their conclusion could be theoretically correct we have no reason whatsoever to believe it. The universe *could* have been created by a giant spaghetti monster too.

      When we start arguing that their conclusions might be theoretically correct what we are really saying is that googols upon googols of ideas about everything could be theoretically correct, we just don't have the justification. And even worse, Gödel's incompleteness theorems make it possible that some correct ideas *can't* ever be formally proved.

      To put it bluntly, the usefulness of this study is severely limited, and the conclusions are unjustified.

    5. Re:Of course! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Ann Arbor, in Washtenaw County, Michigan is going to do well among U.S. cities. University of Michigan, Eastern Michigan University and Washtenaw Community College. About 50% of the population has a bachelors or better(without trying real hard to count recent graduates). 50% might not be all that incredibly high, but it compares favorably with the national average, which is somewhere less than 30%.

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    6. Re:Of course! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      True, just as a broken clock is still right twice a day...

      If they were to administer an IQ test to 10% of a cities population and then used that as a measure to say which cities were smartest, I'd be more inclinded to accept the results.

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  26. that's it by User+956 · · Score: 1

    How typical: you pick what criteria you think are important, define them as "intelligence", and then determine that everybody else is less intelligent than you are. Whatever, guys. As long as you stop short of the genocide I really don't care what you think.

    (squints eyes)... With all that smart talk, I bet you're that guy in the funny pajamas that broke my house. I bet you don't even have your tattoo either.

    I have a feeling I'll be seeing you on the next Monday Night Rehabilitation.

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  27. oh my god! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you so fucking fail it!

  28. I am somehow unsurprised.... by mark-t · · Score: 1, Troll

    ... by a prevalence of posts from Americans who assert that this evaluation is obviously biased and does not reflect accuracy.

    1. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by dave420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think you're trolling... There seems to be many people on /. who don't like to think of their country as anything other than the "greatest". I guess having that jammed down your throat since you're born could have something to do with that. Cognitive dissonance. Tasty.

    2. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      hmm how does one answer that... oh i remember now
      Your using a PC that has a US invented and designed proc
      You came to a US based website
      you got you IP address from a US based org (ICAAN)
      your connected using a little network based on a US project
      to tell a bunch of people from the US that they are stupid

      yeah we are the dumb ones.... I am not saying USA is the best.... but I can't think of to many places I would rather live.

    3. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised, either. After all, measuring broadband penetration and calling it "intelligence" is most definitely not accurate.

    4. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...using a language from where?

    5. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by sc0ob5 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think instead of turning this into an I'm better than you kind of situation how about you attack the people that think they have the right to decide what cities are intelegent depending on how many people have broadband.

      PS my country is better than yours.

    6. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by Metathran0 · · Score: 1

      The problem here isn't the people who can't think of their country as anything but the greatest, the problem here is the survey/study itself. The majority of the cognitive dissonance on the comments so far seems to be the definition of intelligent. I, for one, did not grow up being told that my intelligence would be measured by my ability to spread the wonders of broadband, and honestly, if I had, I would've filed for a restraining order against whoever did, because they're obviously dangerous. At best, the list (or the title at least) is misleading. At worst, it's biased.

    7. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      First of all, measuring broadband penetration does make a statement with regards to the effectiveness of the organizations that actually implemented the amount of penetration accomplished. Since there tends to be a correlation between intelligent business decisions and effective business operation, an argument for intelligence can be made based on how successfully a community could implement something like broadband penetration (and bear in mind that this is without regard to how widely adopted broadband actually is, as that pertains to marketing issues, and not the actual engineering achievement).

      Second of all, broadband penetration was just _one_ criteria that was used. and almost certainly not the most important one, or else certainly some city in Germany should have been at the top. Yet Germany wasn't even mentioned in the top few that the article listed.

    8. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      Actually, my processor was mostly designed in Israel (Pentium M, Core duo, etc).

      Yours might have had much of its design done in Dresden (AMD Sempron, Opteron).

      not to split hairs or anything...

      The education system here is pretty borked... gotta admit it's really down the tubes because of the beurocratic micromanagement from every level.

      but yeah anyway.... stupid stupid article. Stupid comment too. :-)

      aren't we all feeling smarter now?

      Stew

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    9. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      My comments were regarding the many American /. readers who chime in any time the US is criticised, offering no logical rebuttal to the criticism, just some nonsense about WWII or democracy or freedom. I wonder what the reaction to this article would have been if the US took all the top spots?

    10. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... by dctoastman · · Score: 1

      As an American, my reply would be much the same as if all the top spots were taken by U.S. cities.

      I like to call it, "consider the source".

      Actually, I'd look sideways at any metric that didn't have Mountain View, CA in there somewhere.

  29. 19,355 cities in USA and none made it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    compared to the rest of the involved countries i would say thats a pretty poor showing considering the UK and Canada has 2 nominations and has a fraction of the population and probably a lot less than 19,000 cities

  30. Your neighbors want you to move... by Atomic6 · · Score: 1

    ...so that their city's average intelligence rating goes up.

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  31. It's sad by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's sad to see the US fall so far behind in the category of meaningless buzzwords. I remember when we were the dynamic nexus of vocabulatory synergistics.

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  32. Time for new moderation? by GFree · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that anyone who posts from a U.S. IP will now automatically obtain a '-1, Dumbass' moderation to all posts? What a revelation!

  33. So the entire world is dumb by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    before broadband was invented?

    1. Re:So the entire world is dumb by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      The criteria for an intelligent, technologically-advanced society evolve over time. Two hundred years ago, no one had phones. That doesn't mean that cultures of that era were dumb, but now we'd definitely view phones as a hallmark of a modern civilization.

  34. Agreed, tag article "uselessmetric" by Millenniumman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I agree. If anyone else does, tag the article "uselessmetric" .

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  35. Uh huh by glwtta · · Score: 1

    You know, I've been to Tallinn; I'm not going to be getting jealous of this list just yet.

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  36. Obviously... by Stinky+Fartface · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they didn't go to Paramus, New Jersey

  37. You one o' them fancy pantsy types? by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    You some kinda' Europeon fancy-pantsy girly man?

    Us regular folk been watching "Ow! My balls!" :]

    1. Re:You one o' them fancy pantsy types? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking some time out from screwing your sister?

    2. Re:You one o' them fancy pantsy types? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His Dads out of prison again so lil' sister is entertaining him right now.

    3. Re:You one o' them fancy pantsy types? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than you Eurofags screwing your bothers!

  38. Thats because.. by SQLz · · Score: 1, Troll

    We're too busy banging our heads with bibles over here. You don't need broadband when you have gay hating Jesus on your side.

  39. Global Think Tank Eh? by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 1

    Is it based in France per chance?

  40. Oblig Mrs Doubtfire quote by SeaFox · · Score: 1
    For the second year running, no U.S. city has made the list of the world's top Intelligent Communities of 2007 [CC], as selected by global think tank Intelligent Community Forum

    "We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake."
  41. Cleveland? by etnu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, anyone who thinks that Cleveland is the most "intelligent" city in the U.S....probably lives in Cleveland. I'm sure there are some intelligent people there, but my experience (20 years of it) was that it was a mostly-dead rust belt city full of drunks and young people who just wanted to move to new york, la, or san francisco. The only other city on this list that I've been to is the ontario area, which, while decent, was far from one of the most "intelligent" cities. How many of these "intelligent" cities have fostered innovative new companies in the last century? How many play host to world class universities? More innovative products come out every year from cities like Tokyo and New York than all the other cities on the list combined. What a stupid article.

    1. Re:Cleveland? by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      The only other city on this list that I've been to is the ontario area, which, while decent, was far from one of the most "intelligent" cities. How many of these "intelligent" cities have fostered innovative new companies in the last century? How many play host to world class universities? More innovative products come out every year from cities like Tokyo and New York than all the other cities on the list combined.

      I assume you're referring to Waterloo. Waterloo is home to one fine technology university - the University of Waterloo is considered one of the top research and engineering institutions anywhere; IIRC, it is one of the few places where Microsoft keeps a permanent recruiter. It has another liberal arts college, Wilfred Laurier, which is pretty good for a town of less than 100,000.

      As for innovative products, the RIM Blackberry was invented there, one of the eBay founders was educated there, there are many successful software firms, and I worked for a firm that developed a world-leading telephone management system when the city was much smaller than it is now. And I don't make it a practice to keep up on the area's technology firms.

      Now, I would never compare Waterloo to New York or Tokyo, but then those cities are 100 times larger. I don't doubt for a second there are more smart people in NYC than in Waterloo, but having been there, I'll wager there are many, many more stupid people. Waterloo has no areas like NYC ghettos. I'd be willing to bet that the average level of education and intelligence in Waterloo is higher than in New York City; no comments on Tokyo, having never visited.

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    2. Re:Cleveland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alot of tl;dr there.

      Nobody cares about your famous alumni. They are a drop in the bucket when it comes to judging how technically advanced a city is. I'm sure your city is full of people such as yourself who will write multi-page essays on how great the local university is, but does it REALLY make the cut? Something tells me otherwise.

    3. Re:Cleveland? by Rotting · · Score: 1

      That is your ignorance telling you otherwise.

  42. Woodbine, Illinois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a shame, I was certain Woodbine would make it!

  43. homer said it best by rtjohn · · Score: 1

    DOH!!!

  44. Public Education BD and now... by shanen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Causally related, but the topic was introduced by a troll, so I prefer to reintroduce it more seriously... The topic is the problems with public education in the States as a contributing factor to the decline of America.

    Public education works fine in many countries--the ones that take the future seriously enough. Mostly that means funding the public education system with a better economic model than property taxes and bond-based borrowing. Educating your citizens is a great investment and those educated citizens become great assets for any civilization above hunting and gathering. Well, actually even the hunters and gatherers can benefit from knowledge of what to hunt and what not to gather, but they're too busy trying to stay alive to worry about public schools.

    My own experiences are with the American and Japanese public education systems. Just to deal with the easy topic first, the Japanese education system is quite good, and the bulk of it is public. The main distortions are in the private senior high schools and the cram schools. However, before you start crying about the relatively minor imperfections (compared to the present state of American public education), you better remember the Japanese educational system was to a great degree patterned on American models, both in Meiji times and again after the war. (And yes, I know Japan didn't have a winner this year, either, but it's the data point I have. However, that mostly disproves the OT's (Original Troll's) point blaming public education.)

    For the American system, my experience is much more complicated. At the low levels I was in extremely good public schools through high school--but in a district that was one of the richest in the country at the time. I think we were No.2 for the entire nation on a per/student basis. Just an accident that the entire large area had been zoned residential, and those residential property taxes were being collected, but it was mostly vacant lots. Over the years the houses got built, the students arrived, the per/student money dropped to an average level, and the public schools dropped too. It's not the case that money always makes a difference, but it certainly is a major influence, and many of my important school experiences would not have happened except that my schools had the money at that time. That point is reinforced by my experience at one of the richest public universities, which was an awful school. My other degree was from a smaller private university that I regard as vastly superior to the enormous state school. Money isn't enough to counteract a staunchly conservative educational philosophy dedicated to forcing the students into the smallest possible mental boxes.

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    1. Re:Public Education BD and now... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      My own experiences are with the American and Japanese public education systems. Just to deal with the easy topic first, the Japanese education system is quite good, and the bulk of it is public. The main distortions are in the private senior high schools and the cram schools. However, before you start crying about the relatively minor imperfections (compared to the present state of American public education), you better remember the Japanese educational system was to a great degree patterned on American models, both in Meiji times and again after the war.

      Um... No. post Meiji, the Japanese educational system was based on the British system - in fact, a great many of their social reforms were based on various British models. (The American influence didn't really start until after WWI, and didn't really take hold until after WWII.)
    2. Re:Public Education BD and now... by shanen · · Score: 1

      I won't deny that there were British and other European influences. One of the Japanese sources I just dug up actually gives primary credit to the French and Germans, though I thought the German influence was rather concentrated in the medical education area. However, I feel that the American influence was predominant according to most of the books I've read on that period. Unfortunately, I'm embarrassed to say I can't recall the name of the very prominent American educator who spent several years in Japan at that time. Not William James... I think it may have been John Dewey. http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0021-9118(196511) 25%3A1%3C150%3AJDIJET%3E2.0.CO%3B2-3 is apparently one source supporting that view, but I don't have access now...

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    3. Re:Public Education BD and now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Public education doesn't work fine in many nations. What I see is the same situation the US was in 10 to 20 years ago and we in Europe are falling right straight into it. Here in Europe, we've been led to believe that our public education is such a wonderfully crafted system, something the US has done in the past for their system. Already public school population is ever increasing with no future improvements in site, teachers passing students even if they fail, lots of social problems occuring, etc, etc, something the US has gone through. In a decade, don't be surprised when we're in the same crap situation as the US was here in Europe unless we pick a different path and SOON. Go to a private school as they have always been better in terms of education, or homeschool while you can.

      I also noticed some European nations are taking the Chinese approach to education with crammed schools and state sponsored propaganda being taught to them, brainwashed since day one. *cough* *cough* Austria. My cousin brought her history book in and I looked over it, guess what? World war 2 was omitted in the new books they get with minor ommited things to WW1, surprise surprise! Suffice to say she's not going to public schools anymore and being homeschooled.

      Now as for something funny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1feZ4shRwo
      Yeah, we're just as dumbass as Americans when it comes down to it, you know why? Because we're just as human as they are and not any different.

    4. Re:Public Education BD and now... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      For the American system, my experience is much more complicated. At the low levels I was in extremely good public schools through high school--but in a district that was one of the richest in the country at the time. I think we were No.2 for the entire nation on a per/student basis. Just an accident that the entire large area had been zoned residential, and those residential property taxes were being collected, but it was mostly vacant lots. Over the years the houses got built, the students arrived, the per/student money dropped to an average level, and the public schools dropped too. It's not the case that money always makes a difference, but it certainly is a major influence, and many of my important school experiences would not have happened except that my schools had the money at that time. That point is reinforced by my experience at one of the richest public universities, which was an awful school. My other degree was from a smaller private university that I regard as vastly superior to the enormous state school. Money isn't enough to counteract a staunchly conservative educational philosophy dedicated to forcing the students into the smallest possible mental boxes.

      Sounds like you were lucky in that your community had planned ahead for future development and subdivision and was supporting the school for the future needs instead of their current needs. You got extra perks that you most likely shouldn't have had if your funding was proper average. My US public school picture is vastly different than yours. I'm from AR the 50th or is it 49th this year state. I went to school "knowing" that statewide that we always scored lowest on standardized tests. I felt odd whenever I recieved the results from the standardized tests that we had to take at 3rd grade, 6th grade, and somewhere between 8-9th grade (I think it was 8th grade min. performance test to make sure you were "educated" enough to go to highschool) and then ACT/SATs and that military appitude test we took. I and my class mates seemed to always rank in the 99th percent in the entire nation and had "at a college reading level." This was way back in 6th grade. We kinda that it must be a joke. We knew that we were the 50th state and had the worst schools and how could we score better than those students in the top ten states? I only took the ACT 2-3 times. Once was in the 8th grade for some reason. I made a 15 on it and figured that I was a total idiot. (I had no idea what an eighth grader should have made on it, but I was told that was really good.) When I actually was taking the ACT for college scholarships I took it twice and made 24 and then 25. I figured 25 was good enough. If I knew then what I know now, I'd have taken that test two dozen times like some of my classmates and have shot for a 29 ro 30. 25 on the ACT got me a tution scholarship as long as I keep up a 3.25 each semester. I got a non grades based housing & books scholarship.

      What did I learn about AR education after going to an AR State University? I learned that either I'm either genius or Texarkana, AR public school was near the best in the state in math and science or that as long as your somewhat applied yourself through highschool than you could aquire a "college level" general ed requirements by going through US high school honors program. I'm talking history: world history I & II, American History I & II, even world lit, Cal I, the first month of stat, almost the entire linear algbrea class we covered in high school. Biology and chemistry where only slighty different with a bit more lab required than highschool biology or chemistry. Physics was torture through both hs and college, but I made it through. I made it through a BS in CS degree and other than major field topics most of the general education required course work we had covered in highschool. The big magic difference in college is that you have to learn to BS how each given professor wants their essay questions to sound like. I do mean B.S. since most of it was just the B.S. slant/spin any given pro

    5. Re:Public Education BD and now... by shanen · · Score: 1

      You don't present your points very clearly, but I've already acknowledged that money per se is no guarantee of educational results. Your overall presentation is so awkward that it doesn't seem to support your claims about your test scores. However, I do know my own test scores are consistently quite high--and regard that metric as of little value. I strongly recommend The Mismeasure of Man as a concrete explanation of the bogosity of intelligence testing. However, to put it succinctly, no man is a number.

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    6. Re:Public Education BD and now... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Your overall presentation is so awkward that it doesn't seem to support your claims about your test scores. However, I do know my own test scores are consistently quite high--and regard that metric as of little value. I strongly recommend The Mismeasure of Man as a concrete explanation of the bogosity of intelligence testing. However, to put it succinctly, no man is a number.

      Yeah, I ramble and never really make myself clear. Sorry about that. The thing is if you can't or don't think that we can be measured by test scores or numbered per se than any study saying xx country's educational environment is currently doing better than yy country's educational environment is invalid. The tests show only that they can or can't take that single test and not how real roundedly intelligent an individual is.

  45. Just wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until the electronic voting machines, network printers, traffic signals, home servers, etc. all link up via Wifi and become sentient. Then we will have intelligent cities.

  46. Should this be "Advanced"? by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The criteria that needs to be met for a city to be considered "intelligent" seems more like criteria that would need to be met to be considered "advanced." Last I checked, broadband, "digital inclusion," etc... have nothing to do with intelligence -- just technological advancement and modernity.

  47. Yeesh. by loganrapp · · Score: 3, Funny
    They put (a district of) Seoul in there. A city where people keep dying from Counterstrike.

    They don't pee there, anymore! They just stop peeing.

    1. Re:Yeesh. by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 2, Funny

      They have much to teach us...

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  48. you are where you think..... duh? by aschrock · · Score: 1

    Sounds like somebody has been watching "idiocracy" a wee bit too much. A whole lot of geniuses have come out of the middle of nowhere... even places without, gasp, broadband. I mean, have you ever been to Dundee? It makes Edinburgh look like New York City in comparison.

  49. I smell an off{s|w}horing lobby here. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    The PTC conference, which had 4,000 attendees, features information and communications technologies, public policy initiatives, business development strategies and industry forecasts from an Asia Pacific point of view.
    Well, at least they're clearly stating that they wish to act in the interests of offshoring, specifically to places that are friendly to worker abuse or areas that intend to treat businesses as godly entities.


      The glut of fiber capacity led to plummeting prices . just at the time when developing nations like India and China opened their economies to global competition and the nations of Eastern Europe moved into the orbit of the European Community.

    Competitive does not mean "hand every advantage to Asia". That includes everything from offshoring to making the problem worse by not adopting a policy of no-nonsense, universal admission for citizens seeking higher education- getting our own house in order before accepting any guests. If the immigrants want to take university spots, fine - just have them in service to the citizens.

    I'd hardly call China's economy open given the hurdles it puts on foreign investment yet flooding nations with low quality manufacturing. That means not falling on your own sword on for the sake of prosperity, nor doing so if asked.


    The near-term result was the explosion of offshoring, as companies in industrialized nations found they could find highly qualified suppliers of services in countries where prevailing wages were a fraction of those in their home markets.
    ...or just people in slave-labor countries, countries that peg their currency below the dollar, or countries that exist as a loophole to discourage countries to put regulation on businesses.


    Industrial Metamorphosis: factory jobs are becoming scarce. It's nothing to worry about.

    Well, it's not like they're hiding they're cards on this one - they assume a very myopic view that prosperity can come out of globalization even if they avoid working on solutions with the displaced on the displaced's terms. Unfortunately, that's opposite of what will have to happen in the Midwest if they're going to get any traction greater than spinning wheels on ice. Otherwise they'll be seeing more pitchforks and less cooperation.


      The Populist Myths on Income Inequality - NY Times Sept 7 06


    Apparently they think a bit highly of places known for their populism - I didnt know states like Ohio and Michigan were a large bunch of "university towns" disconnected from reality. The only disconnection that's provable is one from prosperity. Get that Harvardite in that article a 2 week visit across the Rust Belt, maybe it'll give him a more informed opinion.



    According to the Intelligent Community Forum's website, Cleveland, Ohio made the Top 7 list in 2006
    Somehow I think this was a token gesture and not a serious inclusion given they hold Ohio highly in no other light. Get a CCW permit, learn how to use that weapon, and Cleveland's quite fine. For education, you'd be better to avoid places in Ohio that dont try to have a prestige policy for admission for 4 year universities. That also includes Ohio State, which receives government funds yet also acts like it is CWRU Columbus.

    In short, this group is indistinguishable from the ITAA and its kind.
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  50. I call anti-US bias bullshit. No city in the Silicon Valley area has good connectivity or an information based workforce!? Pah.

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  51. Misleading headline by mh101 · · Score: 1
    When I read the headline, I thought they were talking about how intelligent the residents were, but no:

    The ICF selects the Intelligent Community list based on how advanced the communities are in deploying broadband, building a knowledge-based workforce, combining government and private-sector "digital inclusion," fostering innovation and marketing economic development.
    Could have chosen a better name, couldn't they?

    Oh well, I guess we'll need to put away our 'Americans r dumb' jokes for now.

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  52. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... But I'm not by bollox4 · · Score: 1

    How did anyone give this guy Score:4, Insightful? Doesn't anyone here know about Babbage, Wang, or Lee? Honestly, the US dudes need to look into their history to see how so many nations have contributed (outwith the stuff that was outright stolen - research into aeronautics especially) to their success.

  53. Whaddya mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Willisville, Arkansas didn't make the list? That just ain't right, dagnabbit!

    Sorry for the rant...let me get back to watching American Idol and voting Republican.

  54. Funny How by Kmon · · Score: 1

    They're announcing the most "intelligent" city in New York.

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  55. Dumbest cities? by kjart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the list of the world's dumbest cities? I'd like to move to one of them and use my moderate intelligence to take over.

    1. Re:Dumbest cities? by ayjay29 · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>Where's the list of the world's dumbest cities? I'd like to move to one of them and use my moderate intelligence to take over.

      Your moderate intelligence is no match for our puney weapons.

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    2. Re:Dumbest cities? by BForrester · · Score: 1

      Cities are small-time. Think big: Countries! Oh... wait... already been done.

    3. Re:Dumbest cities? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Where's the list of the world's dumbest cities? I'd like to move to one of them and use my moderate intelligence to take over.

      Doesn't work like that. You have to be dumber than everyone else and with a set of your own cohorts. With the right team behind you, you could even aim for global dictator if you want. You might miss and only get to be President of the US, but that's an ok. second place.

    4. Re:Dumbest cities? by ebuck · · Score: 1

      They probably wouldn't recogonize your genius.

    5. Re:Dumbest cities? by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      1. Washington, DC.
      2. Arlington, VA.

  56. What do you expect? by adarklite · · Score: 0, Troll

    Most americans still believe that Al Gore won the 2000 election! Despite the fact that Bush was getting more votes and i believe that they didn't even get to the overseas votes in Florida! Makes me want to laugh.

  57. Something else no one seems to consider by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Is that the US has a great wire based communication system whereas often nations with great cellular service don't. You can get a wired phone line basically anywhere for rather cheap. That phone line is going to be highly reliable and connected. Thus there's less need for replacing it with something new. I'm not saying cellular offers no advantages, I'm just saying there's no pressing need. Land lines work. However in many nations that's not the case, they never rolled out good wire infrastructure. Mass wireless deployment often makes a lot of sense then. Not only is it newer technology, but it's often cheaper. If you don't have the wire run, it can be real, real expensive to do so.

    It's not the only reason that the US has less cellphones than many nations, but it is an important one. When you can get a cheap land line, you may not care so much about a cellphone.

    1. Re:Something else no one seems to consider by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Is that the US has a great wire based communication system whereas often nations with great cellular service don't. Where are you thinking of? When I think "nation with great cellular service" I tend to think of European countries like Finland and Sweden, and the wired service there is fine (at least in the populous bits that I'm likely to visit).
    2. Re:Something else no one seems to consider by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Japan was one of the specific nations I had in mind. The phone switches themselves are fine but there's plenty of areas and buildings without wiring. Thus it can be really expensive or simply impossible to get a landline.

  58. Follow the money by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Who funds the ICF?

  59. Ottawa-Gatineau a city? by alexandreracine · · Score: 1, Interesting

    From the article the two cities are : "Ottawa-Gatineau, Ontario-Quebec, Canada" and "Waterloo, Ontario, Canada" The problem with that is that Ottawa and Gatineau are two different cities... See Ottawa and Gatineau. I guess that Michaëlle Jean did put the two solitudes together then!

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    1. Re:Ottawa-Gatineau a city? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Even though the capital of Canada is Ottawa, Ontario, some people have increasingly been trying to include Hull, Quebec and now Gatineau (an amalgamated city including Hull) as part of the capital of Canada. I haven't heard the government saying anything about it, and in fact they have been locating federal government buildings in Gatineau. Personally, I would rather they didn't until talk of Quebec separation ceased. A lot of people outside of Quebec see it as an appeasement to Quebecers (I purposely did not say Québecois).

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    2. Re:Ottawa-Gatineau a city? by Holmwood · · Score: 1

      Sure, they're two cities, but one contiguous metro area like the (San Francisco) Bay Area, or Minn./St. Paul. Given that an available highly educated workforce is a key component of their criteria for an 'intelligent city', the usage is reasonable, as people cross between the two jurisdictions to work all the time.

      Waterloo also suffers similarly in that it's really Kitchener-Waterloo, but for some reason they've named only Waterloo.

      Holmwood

    3. Re:Ottawa-Gatineau a city? by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 1

      And you can make a better and better case these days that it's really Waterloo-Kitchener-Cambridge...

  60. Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    .. do I smell socialist bias?

    Yes, because it's currently using your upper lip for toilet paper.

    The moment you hear terms like "digital inclusion" - and Ottawa is listed as a "great city" by any measure (and Ottawa is my hometown and current residence, but Ottawa is a fetid shithole that most people escape from when they turn 18) - then you know the whole thing is a bullshit waste of money.

    In all fairness, though, Waterloo deserves any kudos it gets, even from a source as questionable as this one. Waterloo is a great city.

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    1. Re:Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by duffer_01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although I also like Waterloo (and I do live there) I think Ottawa has a lot to offer that Waterloo does not. For example, Ottawa has access to lakes, real skiing and cottages whereas Waterloo is at least a 90 minute drive from the closest lake and (real) ski hill. Try comparing the transit system and Ottawa wins hands down. Ottawa also has great museums whereas Waterloo does not. To top it off you can't even find a good Mexican restaurant in Waterloo :-). Granted the price of homes is higher in Ottawa but I don't see why you feel Waterloo is so much better than Ottawa?

    2. Re:Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by weenie510 · · Score: 1

      Ottawa is a fetid shithole that most people escape from when they turn 18

      Wow, bitter. Let me guess: either you're 17, or you're single
    3. Re:Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sorry, but you're way off base.
      I too live in Ottawa. I chose to live here. For Hi-tech.
      Many, many, many people flock here from around the country to get into the hi-tech sector.
      Unlike other hi-tech boom areas; the business here is stabilized through work with not only the public sector, but also government. So when a lot of other areas went through the Bust; Ottawa wasn't as severly affected.

      Add to that the area is the country's capital, so it is made a priority to keep the city looking clean and there are festivals and tourist attractions all the time.

      It also boasts a great green space, access to rivers, lakes, and is close to rural and recrational spaces.

      Ottawa is a great place. The only real downsides I have is that it is a bit quiet for those that like the "big city" life, and because of the geography it can get really cold in the winter, and really muggy and hot in the summers.

    4. Re:Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend moved from Ottawa when she was 18. She has nothing nicer to say about the city than this guy. I'm not crazy about the place either. How a city full of politicians gets to be recognized as one of the world's most intelligent completely escapes me.

    5. Re:Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by max99ted · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps because like any capital of a nation the city is not 'full' of politicians. As an Ottawa resident I can attest to the fact that the federal political 'scene' is not some overpowering force you can't ignore if you drive down the 417. I would agree that Ottawa is not the best place to live if you are a teenager as it's not exactly a party town, but if you are over the age of 25 and enjoy quality of life over hip martini bars then it's a great city.

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    6. Re:Bashing Ottawa and Socialism by max99ted · · Score: 1

      While I agree that Waterloo is a great city (I was born in Kitchener), saying Ottawa is a 'fetid shithole that most people escape from when they turn 18' is a bit much. One could also say it's a clean city that most people return to after growing up and realizing that they don't want to raise their family in a massive concrete jungle.

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  61. Intelligence by Lottery Ticket Sales. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can think of a lot of ways to measure a cities intelligence, however measuring their broadband penetration isn't one of them.

    Broadband penetration is a good thing and worthy of points in the city's favor. ANY Internet access is worthy of points. However, far more important is counting the number of lottery tickets sold in the city. If it's greater than 100, deduct all points for universities or broadband penetration. People who buy stuff advertised in spam should be cause for castration of the entire population of that city.

    Now, I'm currently stuck back living in Ottawa (which I utterly detest despite being my "home town"), and there are lottery kiosks all over the place, probably more than 100 of them in the city, to say nothing of tickets sold. Therefore, these people don't know basic math. Therefore, nix all points for broadband penetration or the three universities and (seven? eight?) colleges in the city.

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    1. Re:Intelligence by Lottery Ticket Sales. by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm currently stuck back living in Ottawa (which I utterly detest despite being my "home town"), and there are lottery kiosks all over the place, probably more than 100 of them in the city, to say nothing of tickets sold. Therefore, these people don't know basic math.

      That's an absurd remark. Did it ever occur to you that some people play the lottery for fun? I've certainly been to casinos a handful of times, and while I expect to lose money each time I go, I still do put some down and enjoy my time there.

      I spend money to attend an amusement park in the same vein, with no payoff apart from entertainment. That doesn't speak ill of the amusement park or of myself.

      While it is perhaps plausible that excessive lottery playing and low income go together, the two factors could certainly be measured and evaluated for importance separately and do not necessarily find a strong correlation with the number of lottery terminals.

    2. Re:Intelligence by Lottery Ticket Sales. by frank249 · · Score: 1

      I live in Ottawa too and while I agree with your point about lotteries you should RTFA. The point of the story was about 'Intelligent cities' not the intelligence of the citizens.

      'The ICF selects the Intelligent Community list based on how advanced the communities are in deploying broadband, building a knowledge-based workforce, combining government and private-sector 'digital inclusion,' fostering innovation and marketing economic development.'

      Ottawa used to be solely a government town but it evolved into a silicon valley north. A mini-combination of Washington/Redmond. Thats where it scores its points. It is also has likely the highest proportion of bilingual people and of course the world's longest skating rink. Now if they could only fix the traffic problems.

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    3. Re:Intelligence by Lottery Ticket Sales. by frank249 · · Score: 1

      It is a funny thing about lotteries. Even the people who should know better play them. Half of my lottery club members have PhDs. It is a waste of money but for a fleeting time you get to think what you would do if you won.

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    4. Re:Intelligence by Lottery Ticket Sales. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are both right and wrong. You are right, of course, that buying a lottery ticket with an actual expectation of winning is ludicrous from a mathematical point of view. However, almost all lottery ticket buyers would, if asked directly, admit that they understand their odds of winning the jackpot prize are very very low.

      But that's not why they're buying the ticket. Which is the sense in which you're wrong.

      They're buying hope. Hope that they can actually escape the dreary daily fight for existence, escape the never-ending barrage of bills, escape their miserable jobs. They're purchasing enough hope to get them through the next couple of days, until the lottery drawing (or until they scratch off the ticket if it's an "instant" style game) when they lose. But there's always next time... Hope is a powerful motivator that can keep people going even though all intelligent analysis would conclude that lying down and waiting patiently for death is by far the best thing to do.

      A couple of bucks can buy enough hope to keep on living. In that sense, lottery tickets are a damn bargain.

  62. must be the other people around here by juan2074 · · Score: 1

    Thanks, dumbasses.

  63. Well, what do you expect.... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    ... for a country with a an idiot for a president?

    /me ducks

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    1. Re:Well, what do you expect.... by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      somewhere in texas a village is missing it's idiot.
      Dont they mean somewhere in Connecticut, since they're missing one (as well) with exactly the same description?

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    2. Re:Well, what do you expect.... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      The two are not mutually exclusive.

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  64. Cleveland Documentry by GMontag · · Score: 1

    I really liked what I saw in that documentry by George Lucas about Cleveland. Is Cherry Bomb still playing the local clubs?

    1. Re:Cleveland Documentry by silentounce · · Score: 1

      Not that I know of. But I don't get out that much anymore. Kids, you know. My wife hates it here though, she's from SF. Well, she hates the weather, the city is kind of growing on her.

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    2. Re:Cleveland Documentry by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The winters can be a bear. She should be glad that she's not in Minnesota *smirk*

      It never seems like there are too many Ohioans on here.

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    3. Re:Cleveland Documentry by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Don't know about them. I spend most of my time in San Diego so don't know the local Cleveland scene, but I did have the good fortune of seeing Pere Ubu while I was there.

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    4. Re:Cleveland Documentry by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      That's due to an obscure Hennepin County law from the turn of the 20th century that keeps them out..

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  65. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... But I'm not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, and Europe is the same. Just look at their advanced mathematics. It was all stolen from India.

  66. What there are, and what people watch by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a lot more educational content on YouTube than you'll ever find on most American TV channels.

    As a percentage, I would not be so sure - consider broadcast channels alone, you have PBS and basically, everything else.

    Now think that for every YouTube video teaching latin there are probably about 10k videos of people taking hits to the groin.

    Looking at what is popular vs. what is availiable on YouTube yields a very different conclusion than the one you come to. For those that wish it, YouTube is a great educational resource. But like any tool infused by the Power Of The Internet, it is also capible of being the ultimate BoobTube. It's basically TV amplified and magnified, and I'm not sure really all that much better or worse since it's even more a product of the viewers.

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  67. A new definition of intelligence by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which community can load and update MySpace pages the fastest.

    Pass!

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  68. Blame the parents... by morpheus343 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you're ignoring the very large role that parents play in any student's academic performance. I went to school in one of the poorest school districts in the US and you still had plenty of kids going on to ivy league and comparable universities. By the same token my s.o. grew up in one of the richest school districts in the US and she knew plenty of people who dropped out of high school or didn't make it through college and even now plenty of her little sister's friends are completely under-achieving kids who have almost zero college/job prospects because they just don't give a damn.

    Does going to a good/wealthy school help? Well yeah, of course, but the influence that parents can have far outshadows any other influence in a child's life (even if the parent exercises that influence by not doing a thing to educate their kids). I'd argue that the biggest difference between American and Japanese educational systems is the role that parents play in pushing their children to do well and even excell in what they do. It doesn't matter whether it's a public school or a private one, Japanese or American, rich or poor, if children's parents aren't involved and if they don't get their kids used to really working at getting a good education, everything else will go by the wayside.

    Until we start making parents accountable for how their kids do in school no amount of finger pointing or creative financing is going to make a difference. That's one of the big problems I had with the whole "No Child Left Behind" system. It focuses solely on teachers/schools and how their students do on standardized tests. If a teacher can't make enough students pass they can loose their jobs, but nothing happens to a parent if they can't make their own children meet certain academic standards.

    Personally, I wonder what would happen if instead of focusing on teachers, we focused on parents and made them at least partially accountable for their children. Did their child flunk an entire grade without the parent bringing the kid's problems to a tutor/teacher's attention during the course of the entire school year? Then they lose their tax deduction for that kid for that year. Is their underage kid convicted of some crime? Then they have to do some number of hours of community service in addition to whatever punishment their kid gets.

    It's really sad how many people in this country make such a big deal about the importance of producing children without putting an equal emphasis on what parents do once they have the kids. Likewise, it's disturbing how much effort some parents put into indoctrinating their kids into a religion, social group, etc... without putting as much effort into educating them about basic reading/writing/arithmatic type stuff.

  69. Wave to the crowd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The ICF selects the Intelligent Community list based on how advanced the communities are in deploying broadband, building a knowledge-based workforce, combining government and private-sector "digital inclusion," fostering innovation and marketing economic development."

    Alvin, eat your heart out.

  70. knowledge-based workforce? by morpheus343 · · Score: 1

    I'd say that the "building a knowledge-based workforce" criteria is a load of bull.

    Currently, it is impossible to have a properly functioning city (or society for that matter) without some distribution between "knowledge-based" workers and those who work in non-"knowledge-based" fields. Just like you don't want everyone to graduate with a degree in CS, you don't want everyone to abandon necessary jobs because they're "beneath" them. For the forseeable future we're going to need janitors, mechanics, carpenters, etc... (basically most of the occupations that you'd see in a vocational school type setting) and that's a good thing because some people love doing those things. Not everyone wants to spend the majority of their waking life in cube farm under flourescent light.

    The criteria that this survey used are probably some of the worst possible criteria for determining any group's "intelligence". You might as well also judge it by the number of cable/satellite channels available per home.

  71. Re:I am somehow unsurprised.... But I'm not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it wasn't. Even Wikipedia admits that article has some serious defects. But if you really want to get things going here, we can mention how the upper caste of Indian society is pale white because the Aryans originated from Europe.

  72. The top five dumbest places are... by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    5) Lundun, Englund

    4) Noo Yoik, Noo Yoik

    3) Torononototo, Cananananada

    2) Disney(land/world), your choice

    1) Sum foren plais, hahalolp0wned

  73. Sunderland? by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    Why's it in the list? Just intrigued. It has a pretty bad reputation.

    1. Re:Sunderland? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  74. OK, got it now by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    Okay, okay, I've read the page now. I originally only saw the news item with the list which didn't explain anything about the choices. But then I checked the other link and found this.

    1. Re:OK, got it now by DaveTuck · · Score: 1

      I was born and raised in Sunderland, I was at school in the 80s when the shipyards and the coal mines were closing I saw a lot of depravation and the hardships that working class people faced under the thatcher government. Then I studied IT at a local college, went to Sunderland University and got a degree in IT, now I work for one of the companies mentioned on the list in that article. I really thought there was no hope for us back then. It makes me very proud of Sunderland that things have turned around,

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  75. Estonia == Nokia by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Estonia was more or less rebuilt from scratch by Nokia, Talinn is probably the most technically advanced city in Europe.

  76. Re:Blame the trolls... by shanen · · Score: 1

    See what happens when someone responds to trolls? The OT's trollage was a typically simple-minded attack on public education, and I deliberately responded elsewhere, but I wasn't responding to the search for primary factors, but just rejecting the troll's trollage. Even when you try to ignore them, the trolls distort attempts at topical discussion, amplified on /. by the abuses of the anonymous moderation system. (Am I the only user of /. who feels bad moderation is harmful to the system? Probably about to be an ex-user of /. I've only recently returned after an 11-month hiatus, and the place has *NOT* improved.)

    I would certainly agree that parental influence is much more important than the public schools. In fact, in my own case, my parents were very concerned about the quality of the public education and that was an important consideration in their decision to move to that specific school district. They knew it was (at the time) relatively wealthy. The most obvious evidence of your own point is simply that there are plenty of differences in student performance within any school, but the importance of good public schools is that they can raise the averages to the general benefit of society.

    I shudder to speculate where the OT was educated--if you can call it "educated". If it was a public school, it was obviously an awful one, but I'd consider it much more likely he was home schooled by trollish parents and is now determined to sustain the family tradition.

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  77. digital inclusion? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

    Hmm, this phrase and the idea that access to broadband relates to intelligence reminds me of the UK government plonking computers in to schools and getting them on to the Internet because it would obviously improve things. No need to do anything else, just make sure they have the magic if IT and everything will work perfectly.

    As teachers sat there wondering how on earth they can actually use the computers to make a difference, the books in the library continued to age and the holes in the roof got bigger. I get the impression that IT has become an ideology for some people as opposed to a set of tools.

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  78. When "lists" become "news" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When publications cannot find any real news to report, they resort to creating "Top n List" articles as fluff material to fill up space (where n is usually ten or twenty).

    Then the list itself becomes a "news" item, and is usually slopped together using unscientific criteria and unscientific methods of evaluation.

    The list also becomes a vehicle for advertisement for the publication itself, as when cities mentioned in the lists will usually echo the "findings" of publication in their publicity literature. Or in this case, because the list is "provocatively" not listing any cities in the United States, a lot of people from the United States will, of course, feel that they have to defend their country, and will flock to reading the article, thus giving the publisher more business...and more incentives to slopping together more lists in the future.

    In other words: "There's nothing to see here...move along...move along."

  79. Here's an idea by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's a novel idea: the same content, and sometimes even better is available at your local library. Yet I don't see the number and quality of libraries mentioned in their measure of intelligence. People have been using their brains before YouTube too, you know.

    Language? I learned English from tapes and books, and then from a teacher. I got taught French by my grandma using Pif comics. You don't need a video to learn a new language, you just need to hear and read it. Even if (for whatever psychiatric reason) you're absolutely _only_ able to do it over the Internet, you don't absolutely need broadband for that: to learn to read you only need a freakin' ASCII file, and to hear it you need an MP3. Trust me, you can squeeze those even through an analog modem if you really want to, especially since you don't need to stream them in real time: you can download them in advance just as well.

    Learn to play an instrument? How about getting one of the about a million books on the topic? Again, chances are your local library carries several. I know a ton of people who've learned to play the guitar without broadband.

    Etc.

    Plus, as the unused libraries prove, there's a heck of a difference between something being available and people actually using it. Just because a community has broadband, it doesn't mean automatically everyone starts using it to learn stuff. Except if by "learn" you mean, "my word, I didn't know a double anal penetration was even possible." ;) Lots of, ahem, "educational" videos on _that_ kinda topic.

    Now I'm not against broadband or anything, but measuring a community's intelligence by the available megabits per second is at best PR trolling (seeing as the "independent think tank" is actually just a lobby group to push for more subsidized broadband), and at worst genuine techo-utopian stupidity.

    Even if we're to spend tax money to improve intelligence (a good idea, by all means), I'm still waiting for any study to show that broadband is the best return on investment. How about investing half that amount in improving the schools, for example? A good teacher can help more than just upgrading someone's internet connection. How about, political correctness and feel-good education be damned, someone actually make a class out of the nerdiest kids who actually want to learn? And I mean really learn stuff, not get some watered-down bullshit and "brain gym" pseudo-education.

    Are kids that much more likely to learn foreign languages well on the Internet than from a teacher, for example? Really? Because so far I've seen people even forgetting whatever proper English they knew after a couple of years on MMOs. The English I could learn on, say, City of Heroes, is of the caliber of, "soz m8, g2g, got skewl 2moz". (Translation for those who aren't fluent in l33t: "sorry mate, got to go, got school tomorrow." Yeah, I know, it made me go cross-eyed trying to decode it too.) Genuine quote off one of the UK servers. No kidding. I swear to God, someone actually typed that abhomination.

    There's a whole generation by now who's learned to write badly not even in the name of typing speed, but out of some idiotic notion that writing "skewl" instead of "school" is somehow cool, hip, elite, or whatever. And it's contagious. People who _are_ capable of writing proper English and typing fast enough, end up getting that idea too. I was shocked to discover that a middle-aged mid-level manager I know had started to type like that on a MMO. That's broadband intelligence for you.

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    1. Re:Here's an idea by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      You don't need a video to learn a new language, you just need to hear and read it. Even if (for whatever psychiatric reason) you're absolutely _only_ able to do it over the Internet, you don't absolutely need broadband for that: to learn to read you only need a freakin' ASCII file

      Students of Russian, Japanese, and Arabic might suggest you try Unicode.

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    2. Re:Here's an idea by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Duly noted, and thanks for the correction. (Though for Russian, an 8-bit encoding does exist, and the Japanese prefer their own encoding too.)

      Still, in the worst case scenario you end up with a file twice as large as ASCII. Hardly a reason to absolutely need broadband to be able to learn Russian.

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    3. Re:Here's an idea by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Language? I learned English from tapes and books, and then from a teacher. I got taught French by my grandma using Pif comics. You don't need a video to learn a new language, you just need to hear and read it.

      No, you don't need the internet, but you need something to learn a new language.

      Books and audio tapes are almost as new as the internet, and people are smarter because of all three.

    4. Re:Here's an idea by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Yes, but again: I don't see these guys including books and tapes in their intelligence metrics. That's the problem. Basically from their BS metric, books and tapes don't matter at all, you're still dumb as a brick with those, heck, even Internet access over ISDN still makes you dumb, while someone with a big fat broadband connection is automatically T3H SM4RT even if they only download porn on it.

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    5. Re:Here's an idea by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 1

      @Moraelin
      Right on. I'd like to go a step further though. A healthy community needs not just "tech" intelligence, but intelligence in other areas as well. I don't want to live in a city that just focuses on broadband access to the detriment of the arts, a vibrant and diverse business community, great schools and a healthy downtown area. All areas need improvement, even in so called good communities.

    6. Re:Here's an idea by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Basically from their BS metric, books and tapes don't matter at all, you're still dumb as a brick with those...

      Read below in this thread. The "BS metric" is excactly that. This is astroturf for a marketing campaign for high speed internet.

      I will stick to my opinion that the internet has made people smarter. I would say that its up there with the printing press in terms of affecting people's lives. Only geeks had computers before AOL, and other online capabilities occured. Now, most everybody has a computer, and that is because if the internet.

    7. Re:Here's an idea by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, then basically we're not even disaggreeing much, since we're talking about different issues, right? :P

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    8. Re:Here's an idea by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      "soz m8, g2g, got skewl 2moz". (Translation for those who aren't fluent in l33t: "sorry mate, got to go, got school tomorrow." Yeah, I know, it made me go cross-eyed trying to decode it too.) Genuine quote off one of the UK servers. No kidding. I swear to God, someone actually typed that abhomination.
      That's not 1337, that's just standard text talk.

      Texting is much more widespread here in the UK than America, it wouldn't need "translating" for anyone under 30 and even old farts like me don't have that much trouble understanding it.

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    9. Re:Here's an idea by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      1. I'm over 30. I didn't know the game had an "under 30" limit.

      2. I'm not English, so it's forcing me to go through mental translation loops back and forth just to recompose the sound of it. E.g., "m8" forces me to first translate that "8" to "eight" there before I can even start translating it back. (Otherwise for me "8" = "acht", so "m8" would perhaps be "macht", i.e., maybe they're talking about power or about the Force.) I.e., it's forcing some other people to go through mental loops just so some l33t kid can sound oh so smart and maybe save a couple of keystrokes.

      3. More importantly, at least for the point I was trying to make, is that it's not helping learn anything useful, hence you can't automatically say that broadband makes people smart. If I were to use that to learn English, well, sorry, I'd be just learning SMS gibberish, not English. It won't help me one bit to learn proper English spelling, and much less when it comes to learning grammar.

      And from what I've been reading, it's not helping kids from the UK either. There have been reports of texting gibberish starting to appear in homeworks and test papers in schools already. It's not even that surprising. After you typed "skewl" a thousand times online and on the phone, you're already more used to that spelling than to "school."

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    10. Re:Here's an idea by legojenn · · Score: 1
      And from what I've been reading, it's not helping kids from the UK either. There have been reports of texting gibberish starting to appear in homeworks and test papers in schools already. It's not even that surprising. After you typed "skewl" a thousand times online and on the phone, you're already more used to that spelling than to "school."

      I am over 30 and live in one of the cities on the list (Gatineau QC and work in another Ottawa ON). I also go to college part time studying programming. Last semester, I did a group project and we had a real client. It distressed me that the instructor had to tell the class that she wanted class members to communicate using with that client fully spelt out English. UR is not an acceptable acronym for 'You are'. m8 - could be mweet (bird sounds) or mocho (manly man type person or behaviour). I only know three languages so I can't repeat macht so I can't run with this too much.

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    11. Re:Here's an idea by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I go to the library, primarily for entertainment. Their selection of sci-fi books is excellent. Occasionally, I'll use it to get research materials, but not for normal reference materials. Unless I'm going to read a book on some subject cover to cover, the internet provides better and faster access.

      One thing I've noted at the library is what people are doing there. In general, for every person looking through the shelved books, there are about 15 people using the internet access terminals and about 5 people looking through the DVDs. Times have changed and so have media forms.

    12. Re:Here's an idea by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I wasn't saying that it's a good thing (in fact I agree with you entirely about the disastrous effect on spelling) only that it is pretty much the standard way for young people to communicate, i.e. the kids playing the game are not some weird elite minority.

      Unfortunately, if you are not a native English speaker, you are probably going to have to learn this text talk, in the same way you'd have to learn slang, if you want to be fluent.

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  80. Still... by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    whatever gets them to give us affordable service faster than about 5mb/s, i'm all for.

    even if it's just as bad as that political campaign crap for once it's positive.


    Still... I can't really stop being disgusted by such PR trolling and pseudo-science. They could have called it a "top 10 high-tech cities" or whatever, and I wouldn'd have minded it. After all, that's what they really measure there.

    But handwaving a "you're stupid if you don't give us lots of money" prestidigitation is lame. Real lame. Preying on some mothers' fears to sell them snake oil ("auugh, my kid will grow up dumb if the community doesn't dump all its funds into upgrading broadband"), is lame. We're already out of the realm of normal marketting, and straight into the world of con men, snake oil peddlers, and generally low lives. I'd rather not encourage them any more, God knows they breed like rabbits already.

    Plus, the quality of education and the culture's slide into "being dumb is good, being a nerd is unfashionable" is already an issue by its own, and schools are underfunded and badly staffed as it is. Highjacking it for some personal "see, you should give us more money instead of giving them to the schools, if you really want to be intelligent" agenda is... I don't know, I find it as abhorrent as it gets. It's one thing to rob from the rich, Robin Hood style, and it's another to try to steal from the poor and divert money from the schools. I mean, what next? Rob an orphanage? FFS...
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  81. Eh? by Conor+Turton · · Score: 0, Troll
    I think you'll find there's also two UK cities. Scotland is still part of the UK/GBR.

    DUMBASS

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  82. At least one US city should have been in the list by master_p · · Score: 1

    ...and that is Redmond, Seattle.

  83. It may pains you but yeah Re:Huh? by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1

    There are direct and indirect indexes about certain society details which are widely adopted by census organizations and government bodies. For example, child nutrition levels are evaluated through the population's tallness, development indexes is measured through the number of bathrooms per house and, as we seen here in slashdot a while ago, some people even measure the cost of living through the iPod prices. So why wouldn't Broadband deployment be used as an intelligence index?

    The demand for broadband is mainly due to people who spend a good deal of time online. Spending time online means reading and accessing information (useful stuff or not? Technical? Art? Entertainment? It doesn't matter.) and as far as I see it, that sure is a sign of intelligence.

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  84. Not even Washington DC? by Archtech · · Score: 1

    Well, if the intellectual hub of the cosmos, packed with giant legislative, executive and judicial brains, can't make the cut... there's obviously something wrong with the assessment system.

    Come on people - this is the city where George W Bush lives and thinks!

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  85. Not Surprised by Darkryft · · Score: 1

    Was I surprised to see that nowhere in the United States made the list? More like I expected no place in the United States to make the list. Granted, I will say places like Seattle, Cleveland, and San Francisco are likely the cutting edge of tech-savvy cities in the US, but nothing like the cities mentioned on the list. Here under the good old red, white, and screwed we must constantly hear bickering people who don't want to technically evolve with the rest of the world, and it shows. I live in a community about 40 miles west of St. Louis, and due to the way the certain agreements and infrastructure is laid out, people on the north side of Interstate 70 can have digital cable, broadband cable/DSL up to 10Mbps, IP telephone service...basically all the top-end services. If you live on the south side of Interstate 70, you'd be lucky if you could even get DSL service. Issues like this are one of many as to why the United States doesn't evolve with the rest of the world. Our cars don't have emission/economy standards like the rest of the world, we will be one of the last developed countries to officially adopt digital televisions (Bush delayed until 2009 I believe), and for many people, broadband internet access is a thing of dreams. Our super-billion dollar cellular providers still can't even promise they'll have service where you live or work (advertising that you have the fewest dropped calls is still a negative point). The real trouble is, we're almost headed right back to the stone age again - AT&T has almost risen again to become Ma Bell, and this time she'll even be more of a pain because she now controls a large portion of the cellular market. I know for the next 25 years it will be a lot of beating my head into a brick wall. But it's what I've come to expect from the only remaining superpower.

  86. Yay Ottawa! by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Hrm.. as much as I want to root for my own city of Ottawa, I have to say that seriously jeopardizes the credibility of this popularity contest. Ottawa is hardly an intelligent city. I find most people here are mock-intelligent... aka full of shit! They don't run around screwing their cousins and building gun racks out of duck tape, but they're not going to change the world eitehr. Most people here just spend their time maximizing their federal gov't income and job security (a.k.a. moving up the ladder without doing any work), then making asses of themselves in rush hour traffic day after day.

    As for broadband penetration, well yes there is a high number of people with broadband, but I'd like to think many european countries have higher speeds and less crippled ISPs than Rogers Cable and its merry band of imbeciles.

    If "government/private sector digital integration" means paying gov't consultants by email so they can "work" from "home" on the 14th hole, then yes we're definitely a leader.

    Hey don't get me wrong, I moved here for a reason... I like the place, but if Ottawa is on the top list, that means everyone that didn't make the list is very fucking lame!

    Hey don't get me wrong, I've seen worse. After all, I moved here for a reason, but I've seen better elsewhere.

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    1. Re:Yay Ottawa! by flaknugget · · Score: 1

      Yay Ottawa here too. I am so smart, I am so smart, S-A-R-T... um... ya.

  87. Estonia == Nokia? by Iloinen+Lohikrme · · Score: 2, Informative

    Could you enlighten little more about the connection between Nokia and Estonia? It's true that many Nokias partners and contractors moved their manufacturing businesses to Estonia and even R&D units, but if I recall correctly, Nokia itself didn't build any manufacturing or R&D units to the country.

    To this day, the only place where Nokia has had very deep impact on whole society has been Finland and in here the impact has been concentrated primarily to Helsinki, Tampere and Oulu.

  88. Better US Cities by stewbacca · · Score: 1

    I can name 20 US cities that trump most of these nominees, and most of those are in the bay area of California. I won't bother to give out other nominees like Austin, TX or Portland, OR, because they are entirely too livable compared to some of the cities in that list. Cleveland is the best they could muster for the US last year? Please...

  89. GW Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is very interesting that MOST US Cities voted BLUE (for Gore then Kerry) and not RED (for Bush). I thought that those who voted for Bush were the dumb ones, according to most on slashdot. Where does that leave the ones who voted for Gore or Kerry?

  90. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nicely done... too bad only 5-10% of the population will buy that logical idea...

  91. BOB ROSS WAS EDUCATIONAL! by slughead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He taught me how to sleep.

  92. You wonder why? Watch this and worry by tryptych · · Score: 0

    It's scary viewing to see why one of the most powerful countries in the world also appears to be one of the most stupid: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/clever-ame ricans-p1.php

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  93. need help by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

    can someone pls pst summary kthx gotta go cul8r LOLOMGWTFBBQ11!11!eleventyone

  94. 600 036, India is not in the list? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    The year I graduated, 10 of my classmates scored 99+ in the AGRE (Advanced GRE has been renamed since). Since 2000 people sat for that test in that batch in the entire world, 50% of the top 1% of the world resided in that Postal zone. Of course a tradegroup with an obvious vested interest spinning to equate broadband access with intelligence would not consider such measures of intelligence.

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  95. Cleveland not even best in Ohio by miller60 · · Score: 1
    The inclusion of Cleveland is a perfect example of why I'm befuddled whenever I see the ICF data. Intelligent for what? Cost studies of US locations for data centers place Cleveland in the middle of the pack. It's cheaper to run a facility in Columbus or Fort Wayne, and it's much cheaper to get power in Chicago.

    I've tracked the ICF findings for years and have yet to understand the methodology, which is utterly out of whack with what's happening in the marketplace as well as studies that drive site location decisions for data centers (my particular interest). I think the ICF reflects the perspective of a very focused constituency. It's a source of interesting case studies on community broadband deployment, but isn't anything I'd ever build a business case around.

  96. Read this note that was sent home with our child by cyberscan · · Score: 1

    Below is a not that was sent home with a child of ours. This child spoke proper
    English before starting school, and now, we have to constantly have to correct
    his grammar. The note comes from a person with a four year college degree.

    Pre-K Parents,

    This is just a reminder that students need to have break
    everyday! Break includes a snack and a drink. I have a lot of
    students that have not been sending break, and we have nothing to
    give them, if they don't have break. Please send break daily!

    This note is posted per batum. I am only a high school graduate,
    yet I know how to use proper grammar. More tax money is spent
    per student in the U.S. than in many other countries which have
    better educational systems. I wish that we could get tax breaks
    for homeschooling our children. Just remember that ignorant people
    are easier to control.

  97. Aren't "think tanks" just a joke? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I know msft controls a few of them.

    Aren't think tanks just a cover for corporate PR, or political agenda?

  98. Excellent point by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    That's an excellent point and thanks for mentioning it.

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  99. brag brag brag by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 1

    Interesting that we Canadians still think _Americans_ are arrogant when we ourselves are starting to brag so much recently. Seriously, how does it make us look to anyone else? What kind of people are they supposed to think we are?

  100. Libraries have gone video, too by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    At the Santa Clara main branch they are clearing out sections of actual paper books to make way for more audiobooks and DVDs. I wasn't too disturbed to see VHS tapes make it into the library back in the day, but's sad to see Heinlein, Clark, and Dickson being squeezed out by Matt Damon, Paris Hilton and PeeWee Herman.

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  101. Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I moved here from Canada, and they think I am a little slow, ehhh?"

  102. Wish I had mod points by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    Hilarious. Sad, but hilarious.

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  103. I call BS. by Neovanglist · · Score: 1

    This feels like pure Anti-American posturing. Look at New York, LA, Boston. All very smart cities, generally due to the presence of universities. I'd like to see their exact judging rubric - is it percentage based? That would explain why all of the cities are so small.

  104. No surprise here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US wants other countries' poor, "huddled masses yearning to breathe free," not your intelligent, rich hotties looking to pose nude for /.ers!

  105. "Intelligent Community"? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a contradiction in terms to me.

    How about "community of intelligent people"?

    Naah...

    Can't happen. We're talking about HUMANS here.

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  106. Better metric by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    How about using book sales as a metric? Giving additional weight to literature, and non-fiction.

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    1. Re:Better metric by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

      No good, because then Americans could point out how unfair it is since it's metric.

  107. Intelligence Experienced!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Ottawa is an intelligent city I would hate to experience the traffic signal systems in other cities

  108. Learn Chinese by euri.ca · · Score: 1

    I get a %5 discount at my favourite Chinese restaurant *sometimes* for speaking Chinese! (I'm white, they think it's cute)

    1. Re:Learn Chinese by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Heh. You got me there. A 5% discount is certainly worth hundreds of hours work at rote memorization :-)

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  109. Re:Read this note that was sent home with our chil by shanen · · Score: 1

    Duh. You mean "verbatim". 'Nuff said.

    Or were you trying to be funny?

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  110. Re:Read this note that was sent home with our chil by cyberscan · · Score: 1

    Actually, either one is correct. Even if it were misspelled, a typo or even two can be excused. Unlike the note, my post is not filled with errors.

  111. Re:Read this note that was sent home with our chil by shanen · · Score: 1

    Congratulations. I thought you were bluffing. Obscure, but it exists.

    As regards the substance of your post, I still dismiss it. However, I confess that I don't have the highest literary expectations from teachers at the levels below elementary school.

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  112. intelligence game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not smart. now this will drive you insane. insanely difficult.

  113. What map are you using? by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

    Boston is the home of Harvard (in effect, its technically in the adjoining city Cambridge that is essentially a district of Boston). Boston/Cambridge is also the home of MIT, perhaps the most prestigious technical university in the world. If you include Boston University, Boston College, Tufts, Brandeis, Emerson, Bentley, Northeastern and other universities of the cities and its immediate vicinity, you're talking about literally hundreds of thousands of post-secondary students.