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  1. Re:Please Dont Tell My Wife !!!! on Watching Kids Via Mobile Phone · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine, "Honey, stop by the grovery store, and the cleaners, and gas station, oh, and I'll be monitoring your progress so don't get 'lost' on the way..."

    You need one of two things: some balls, or a divorce.

    I make my wife cook and clean in a nightgown and high heels. It's the natural order of things; you just have to explain it to them the right way.

  2. Re:This just in: on Microsoft To Teach Undergrads About Secure Computing · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Iraqi people are hostages to a vicious regime.

    Like North Korea?

    The only way to do it, they tried diplomacy for 13 years.

    Like China?

    They tried economic sanctions.

    Like Cuba?

    They tried limited military applications in the northern and southern no-fly zones. That didn't work.

    Like Panama?

    They tried 17 U.N. resolutions.

    Like Israel? (actually, Israel's ignored thirty-two U.N. resolutions to withdraw from occupied territory, so they're worse than Iraq.)

    Now, that leaves only one course. You say, is there any way to do it without conflict? No, everything else was tried.

    Ok, so when are we going to bomb and invade North Korea, China, Cuba, Panama, and Israel?

  3. Of course you want it. You like doorstops, right? on TerraSoft Releases YellowDog Linux 3.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe I'm missing something, but why would I want to install YDL.

    Well, maybe because timothy says "I have been running YDL 2.x for about a year now, and it's a fast, stable distro."

    Except for that whole crashing thing, of course. It crashes during install and it crashes during configuration. But if you just pop the CD in, then timothy's right, it's a fast, stable distro, if you want to use your powerbook as a paperweight or a doorstop.

  4. Re:You'd be doing your students a disservice on A College Without Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    There'd be nothing stopping them from having their own MS-computers, would there? (that's an honest question)

    And to extend that question logically, there's nothing that says the school can't continue to use the Windows machines it already has, right? It just says the school can't purchase any more Microsoft products.

    Furthermore, I'm sure the school could get around that restriction further by having someone (maybe microsoft.. mm?) donate the software.

  5. Re:Won't happen for a LONG time. on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 1

    Even the army is exploring hydrogen powered vehicles. Hopefully it is successful once it rolls out :) The US army explores everything. That doesn't mean they'll deploy it. They don't give a rat's ass about the environment, or efficiency. Hell, they still use leaded gasoline.

  6. Oh, the irony is KILLING me on A Hydrogen-Based Economy · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the global energy system becomes dire - which it WILL, eventually, and sooner than you think - the hydrogen economy will take off, because if it doesn't the human race is quite literally doomed.

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it ironic that on the same page as this "How Hydrogen can Save America" article, there's a GIANT FUCKING AD FOR AN SUV

    I think it's the human race's nature to destroy itself, hydrogen tech or no hydrogen tech.

  7. Re:weight? on Centrino Laptops Reviewed · · Score: 1

    why is it in reviews that the reviewers can't seem to bother to mention the weights of the laptops? i don't want to be toting around a seven pound beast.

    Do you know how to read?
    "How does seven hours of battery life, great performance, and a 5.4-pound weight sound to you? That's what we thought."

  8. Re:Non-digital actors get a lot of help, too. on Digital Movies, Analog Oscars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now-a-days, good movie editors can make the worst child actors in the world look like geniuses. Just nip and tuck out all the legitimate bad acting, and you got yourself a "Best Actor" nomination.

    Tell that to George Lucas. But then, maybe that was the edited version of Jake Lloyd's performace as Anakin in the Phantom Menace.

  9. Well.. you know what they say... on Digital Movies, Analog Oscars · · Score: 4, Funny

    In times of war, distract the public with bread and Serkises....

  10. Re:GTA free - thats great but... on Grand Theft Auto Released For Free · · Score: 1

    And also at UC, you can get all kinds of useful commercial software for free. Your $20k/year tuition is going to good use -- blanket software licenses.

  11. Re:"Microsoft Tax." on Grand Theft Auto Released For Free · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your wonderfully inciteful input, but the fact remains that one cannot legally play the new public domain GTA 1 without paying Micro$oft. Would you prefer the term "Microsoft Toll"?

    Yes you can. It's called WineX. I was just doing it 5 minutes ago.

    (P.S. The proper spelling is "insightful".)

  12. Re:Copyrights on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1

    Not yet, anyways. Give it a couple of years

    Wal Mart tried, but I guess they realized they would lose.

  13. Re:Copyrights on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1

    It's a sterling idea, it's just that some publishers might get aggrieved when they see information on their publications being held by a third party.

    Publisher/author information are all facts. You can't copyright facts.

  14. Results... on Ask About Proprietary vs. Open Source Code Quality · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    So how much is Linus paying you to come up with these results?

  15. My question is... on Slashdot Subscribers Now See The Future · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But most stories are posted 20-30 minutes before they go live. This time window gives other authors a chance to take a look at them. To fix spelling, to check for dupes (HAH!)

    So what do they do during that period, then? Solitaire? Tux Racer? I, myself, could take a seriously decent crap with that extra 30 minutes of downtime.

  16. The Great United States... or not. on Johansen Prosecutors Appeal · · Score: 0

    Double jeopardy is possible in the United States. If you're accused of a crime and prosecuted under state law in the state you reside, then acquitted, you can be tried again for the same crime by the feds.

    Or, as happened in the second LAPD Rodney King Beating Trial, they re-try you for the same crime, under a different law.

    If you watch the entire George Holliday videotape, you'll see the force they used was entirely justified.

  17. Re:2005 car problems on Have Your Bacon and Drive It Too · · Score: 1

    Here's your problem. Loose timing belt.

    More likely, a loose fan belt, or a loose drive belt. If the timing belt were loose, the car wouldn't make any noise at all, because it wouldn't be able to run.

  18. Re:Sometimes on The Next Level of X-Box Modding · · Score: 2, Informative

    Has anyone stuck a PC in a Mac G3 B&W tower case?

    Yes. Or was that a rhetorical question?

  19. Retarded logic on More on Columbia · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just find it amazing that when an accident like this happens, which at the root, is obviously the result of poor funding to begin with, the public responds with the equivalent of "OMG!!!!!!! LETS CUT NASA FUNDING!!!!!"

  20. Re:The photo on PCMCIA Announces NEWCARD Format · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The shows a unit labled 'Single Wide'. I wonder what that implies for the future

    Not sure. Here's a double wide, though. You can pick one up today, for low, low prices.

  21. Dude, he's getting arrested. on Microsoft Switcher Ads: Part 2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What Microsoft needs is an Ellen Feiss equivalent.

    They had one, but he got arrested.

  22. Re:That is her point on California EULA Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Either that, or it will make the boxes REALLY REALLY BIG! :) Aren't they already doing that with the Xbox?

  23. Re:It's not going to work.. on Video-on-Demand versus P2P? · · Score: 1

    But right now all the Video-On-Demand services that I know (including cable PPV), charge about the same amount as it would cost to BUY the VHS tape of the movie at wal-mart. That's ridiculous. Having a copy to keep, or watching it once on PPV for the same price... Hmm, that's a tough one.

    What the fuck are you talking about? PPV on DirecTV is 3 bucks per movie. Buying that movie on VHS is ~$15.

  24. well no kidding.. on DALnet For Chatting, Not File Sharing · · Score: 0, Troll

    such as the recent DDoS attacks against the network

    Well, of course people are going to DDoS them, if they're doing stupid shit like restricting file trading.

  25. Well, you know what they say... on Space Shuttle Columbia Breaks Up Over Texas · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Breaking up is hard to do.

    Oh wait, no it's not.