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  1. Dear Michael: on Inside Ximian · · Score: -1

    You're fired.

  2. Serious Question on Layoffs at WotC · · Score: -1

    I heard there are threats of a biological-based terror attack either tomorrow or Tuesday.

    Does anyone have any leads?

  3. Office Space on A History of the Digital Copyright Struggle · · Score: -1

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
    A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
    Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
    And niggas always gotta high cap
    Showin' all his boys how he shot em
    But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex much
    Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
    And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
    Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
    Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
    Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

    And all I gotta say to you
    Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
    Cuz when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    Feedin' the poor and hepin out wit they bills
    Although I was born in Jamaica
    Now I'm in the US makin' deals
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    I mean one that you don't really know
    Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
    Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'
    Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
    Some got killed in the past
    But this gangtsa here is a smart one
    Started living for the lord and I'll last

    Now all I gotta say to you
    Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
    When the ship jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play
    Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches

    Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake
    Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
    And play the role of Little Miss Sweet
    But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out
    and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat
    Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas
    And everythings quiet in the clique
    A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger
    And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit
    Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much
    All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
    And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
    Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast
    Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit
    Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya
    But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
    Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    And now, a word from the President!
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    Gettin voted into the White House
    Everything lookin good to the people of the world
    But the Mafia family is my boss
    So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
    like lettin' a big drug shipment through
    And send 'em to the poor community
    So we can bust you know who
    So voters of the world keep supportin' me
    And I promise to take you very far
    Other leaders better not upset me
    Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
    To all you Republicans, that helped me win
    I sincerely like to thank you
    Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
    And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

  4. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta on Covad On The Mend · · Score: -1

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
    A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
    Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
    And niggas always gotta high cap
    Showin' all his boys how he shot em
    But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex much
    Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
    And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
    Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
    Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
    Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

    And all I gotta say to you
    Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
    Cuz when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    Feedin' the poor and hepin out wit they bills
    Although I was born in Jamaica
    Now I'm in the US makin' deals
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    I mean one that you don't really know
    Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
    Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'
    Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
    Some got killed in the past
    But this gangtsa here is a smart one
    Started living for the lord and I'll last

    Now all I gotta say to you
    Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
    When the ship jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play
    Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches

    Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake
    Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
    And play the role of Little Miss Sweet
    But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out
    and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat
    Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas
    And everythings quiet in the clique
    A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger
    And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit
    Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much
    All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
    And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
    Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast
    Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit
    Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya
    But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
    Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    And now, a word from the President!
    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
    Gettin voted into the White House
    Everything lookin good to the people of the world
    But the Mafia family is my boss
    So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
    like lettin' a big drug shipment through
    And send 'em to the poor community
    So we can bust you know who
    So voters of the world keep supportin' me
    And I promise to take you very far
    Other leaders better not upset me
    Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
    To all you Republicans, that helped me win
    I sincerely like to thank you
    Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
    And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

  5. Right tool on Bertelsmann Looking At Pulling Plug On Napster · · Score: -1, Troll

    I know a bunch of people are pissed about MP3 and its licensing and so forth. I think it's a valid complaint. After all, I'm a long-time ex-Windows user, so I know what it's like to get frustrated with the people who make your software.

    But when it comes right down to it, you have to choose the right tool for the right job. A lot of times, at client sites where I'd rather use Linux or BSD/OS, I have to go with Win2k, just because the required featureset (ASP, database connectivity, CGI) demands IIS. I think we need to recognize that MP3 is an established and important technology for digital music. Would it be nice if it were all public domain, or GPLed? Of course. But you can't always get what you want, and in this case we have to settle for MP3 with the knowledge that it is truly the appropriate tool for the job at hand.

  6. Still trying to figure out on P4 2.80GHz Overclocked to 3.917GHz · · Score: -1, Troll

    why the fuck Kuro5hin is so much god damn slower than this site.

  7. Anyone know... on P4 2.80GHz Overclocked to 3.917GHz · · Score: -1, Troll

    why the fuck Mozilla takes so long to start on my Windows ME box?

  8. Re:Obsessive on Warflying: San Diego · · Score: -1, Troll

    Depending on gas prices and engine sizes of geeks' vehicles, it may be cheaper to drive around all day finding insecure WLANs than to pay the monthly access fees for such services ;-)

    monolinux :: Guess Who's Back? Back Again. Mono's back. Tell a friend.

  9. Re:Jabber? What a POS on Programming Jabber · · Score: 0

    Jabber's open source and will be around for the next few decades. Trillian is closed source and could easily be gone if the company goes heels up.

    I recommend embracing Jabber for its openness, as well as the fact that it's just getting into the IM game.

  10. AIM on Programming Jabber · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's a lot of discussion about how Jabber hackers stopped working toward AIM integration.

    The problem as I see it is that when most developers of these alternative IM clients try to hook into AOL's chat network, they do so the wrong way. AOL has a public protocol, and a private protocal; so, unless you want to worry about spending an hour or two every night working around the latest block that AOL institutes against your illegal hook into their private network, just use the public one that's documented and encouraged by the AOL folks.

    So, Jabber people -- get AIM integration working via their public network rather than just dumping the whole thing because you can't hack their private area. The only downside is that users can't view others' away messages, which isn't really that big of a deal (if they're there, you can talk; if not, you'll see they're away but not necessarily why they're AFK).

    I say this only because many of the comments so far are along the lines of "I used to use Jabber until AIM stopped working...". I for one would like to use Jabber as well and encourage them to rethink their approach to TOC and OSCAR.

    An All-Linux Think Tank > Lycoris Review Part 1 of 2 Is Now Available

  11. Re:How Incredibly Discourteous on KDE 3.0 is Out · · Score: 0, Troll

    I personally prefer monolinux for All-Linux news with no ads.

  12. Re:KDE 3.0 Scoop on KDE 3.0 is Out · · Score: 1, Troll

    monolinux first broke this story DAYS ago (last Friday).

    If you were a member there, you'd already be running KDE 3.0 and wouldn't have to wait through the KDE FTP servers being Slashdotted.

  13. Let an editor handle this one on Exploring Apache's SOAP Serialization APIs · · Score: -1

    Summary of all comments in this thread with +1, Funny rating:

    - Those dirty GNU/Linux hippies could sure use some SOAP. It's about time.
    - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of SOAP!
    - Natalie Portman can ApachMe Down with SOAP _any_ day!
    - Here is a mirror (linked to a picture of a mirror)
    - Here's a summary of all comments in this thread with +1, Funny rating

    Oh well, back to downloading cr0n

  14. Great on 2.4 Megabit Cellular Modem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can stream uber-quality DivX-encoded movies to my phone and view them on a sexy mushroom-colored screen the size of my big toe ;-)

    I Got Paid To Place This Text Ad, And You Can Too!

  15. I'm confused on Iomega's New Unix (Optional) NAS Appliance · · Score: 4, Funny

    Iomega's New Unix (Optional) NAS Appliance

    But I was told that Unix is like a dark, moldy basement and I need to find a way out through Windows. :-(

    Slashdot v2.0

  16. Re:No after versus before here on Globalism Post 9/11 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey editors, if you're hurting for money (see also: subscriptions), maybe you should tell Katz that either he comes up with original material or you're taking him off the payroll.

    I have a better idea. How about you shut your friggin' mouth and leave if you don't like it here?

    Could you do any better than Katz? Nope. You wouldn't even be close.

    And guess what -- we don't need lowlife non-subscribers like yourself ruining the Slashdot experience. I suggest you pack your virtual bags and get the fvck out of here.

  17. Re:DrakX? on A Better Installer for Debian? · · Score: 0, Troll
  18. Re:What a weird idea! on Geo-Encryption: Global Copyright Defense? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just heard the sad, sad news >>
    Sun Microsystems Is Finalizing Plans To Purchase MandrakeSoft

    MandrakeSoft as we know them will surely be missed.

  19. Re:Good Lord on Geo-Encryption: Global Copyright Defense? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just heard the sad, sad news >>
    Sun Microsystems Is Finalizing Plans To Purchase MandrakeSoft

    MandrakeSoft as we know them will surely be missed.

  20. Re:So easy to hack, why pay for domain? on March Netcraft survey · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I just looked up your IP address and located your personal machine at [censored] University.

    Your comment was so funny that I have instituted one of our hidden features to allow you an infinite number of ad-less page views.

    Congratulations, and thanks for contributing to my site!

    - Hemos (editor), Not #2

  21. Re:Groundhog Day=April 1? on Konqueror's Javascript Continues To Improve · · Score: 0, Troll

    May I interest you in some real news? >>
    Sun Microsystems Finalizing Buyout of MandrakeSoft

  22. Re:I think what bothered me most... on April Fools Wrap Up · · Score: -1, Troll

    If you want to read real news, check out this huge deal that was unveiled today --
    Sun Microsystems finalizing plans to Buy Out MandrakeSoft...

  23. Re:CmdrTaco on April Fools Wrap Up · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    amaze

    (Sun Microsystems to purchase MandrakeSoft)

  24. Re:is it really over? on April Fools Wrap Up · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hope not. An April Fool's joke should at least be interesting.

  25. Re:You really need... on Blizzard removes Orcs from Warcraft III · · Score: 1

    This one is pretty damn funny IMHO...