Yeah, certainly seems that way. On the other hand, what an almost perfect business model - Purchase patents, produce no product, then profit on the litigation. Sigh, business != ethical behaviour. In my naive world, actual product is greater than idea.
And the exception's travelling far out-field, up, up , up! Yes, there's the AC, he's under it, almost a certain catch! NO! He doesn't catch it! What's this? He writing on post-it note! He hands it to the umpire... let's switch to the umpire-cam... and the result is... "Code -99 : Exception not caught, glove object not instantiated".
Not *any* random car, they are one of two makes (Holden Commodore & Ford Falcon) and tend to stick out (at least for me). Of course, if they're pointed at you as you approach them and you're also speeding, well, it's too late by the time you recognise them.
Yep, did that and it worked great. Then I noticed my hard drive noise. So I quietened that by replacing it with a slower 5400-rpm hydralic-bearing model, suspended in a rubber harness to avoid vibration. Worked great!
Then I noticed my CRT humming. So I got an LCD. Monitor hum - gone.
Then I noticed the noise the floppy drive made. Got rid of that (who needs 'em?). Worked great.
Then I noticed the whistling my nostrils made as breathed whilst using my ultra quiet PC. Ear plugs in the nose - problem solved. Great!
Then I noticed the crickets chirping in the background. Booted up the wife's noisy PC. Problem solved!
Imagine then, as an engineer, the logical place to put the anus would be as far as possible from the mouth and recreational zones - methinks taking a dump from the middle back (or front) whilst uncomfortable, would at least give the creator a chuckle or two.
One, if a literal interpretation of the Bible is correct, what about all these fossils? Scientists have clear evidence of the evolutionary process throughout history via these fossils.
As Bill Hicks put it:
Creationist (re fossils): They were put here to test our faith.
Bill: I think you were put here to test my fucking faith.
My favourite is when Ben Folds, having endured the oft-asked question by other Australians "Don't you get sick of how boring Adelaide is?" replied "Australia is the Adelaide of the world".
"trolling flamebait" right back 'at ya.a
Do you ever hear that little voice shouting sarcasm in the back of your head when OBVIUS is staring you in the face?
My guese is you do but find it more amussing to skip the laughter in favor of a flamewar. Crawl back down your cave.
If your original post was meant to be sarcastic it didn't seem that that obvious due to being a little osbscure (and it's not because of your spelling).
LED's were created from the rib of the original incandescent, don'tcha know? And let's not get into the argument that "Lucifer" means "Bringer of Light", sheesh.
I'm sure that sitting on a PC and also using it requires some sort of contortionist positions that may well violate any number of occupational health & safety restrictions. Nevertheless, it brings to mind some interesting images.:)
One might think this sort of crazy inflation is bad, but surely it can lead to increased mathematical skills by the citizen when buying a loaf of bread? Or instead, maybe it goes like this:
Husband: "Hi honey, I made 23.456 million lira this week"
Maybe they employ trees... cause, y'know, they have an intimate knowledge of hierachical structure, branching, and know when to leave working code alone.
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Yeah, certainly seems that way. On the other hand, what an almost perfect business model - Purchase patents, produce no product, then profit on the litigation. Sigh, business != ethical behaviour. In my naive world, actual product is greater than idea.
I'm from Adelaide too, but don't quite understand what you mean. Care to elaborate?
She must have been lip syncing. The "going-down" when you're not going-down, as it were.
And the exception's travelling far out-field, up, up , up! Yes, there's the AC, he's under it, almost a certain catch! NO! He doesn't catch it! What's this? He writing on post-it note! He hands it to the umpire... let's switch to the umpire-cam... and the result is... "Code -99 : Exception not caught, glove object not instantiated".
"Microsoft's Internet Explorer complies with HTTP standards so backing OpenDoc would not be a hardship for Microsoft"
Sigh, if only he knew ;). Hello? W3C?
L'unix... is that related to D'ebian?
Agreed.
No problems viewing them here (Firefox 1.0.4 on Windows XP SP2).
Let me tell you, they're not considerate at that site. They post pictures of elderly people's genitals! My eyes!
Still clear not. What mean you?
Not *any* random car, they are one of two makes (Holden Commodore & Ford Falcon) and tend to stick out (at least for me). Of course, if they're pointed at you as you approach them and you're also speeding, well, it's too late by the time you recognise them.
Jeez, how hard can it be MS? Unless there's an ulterior motive for redefining standards for some sort of lock-in? Nah...
Then I noticed my CRT humming. So I got an LCD. Monitor hum - gone.
Then I noticed the noise the floppy drive made. Got rid of that (who needs 'em?). Worked great.
Then I noticed the whistling my nostrils made as breathed whilst using my ultra quiet PC. Ear plugs in the nose - problem solved. Great!
Then I noticed the crickets chirping in the background. Booted up the wife's noisy PC. Problem solved!
Yes yes, you you do do. So so do do I I.
Imagine then, as an engineer, the logical place to put the anus would be as far as possible from the mouth and recreational zones - methinks taking a dump from the middle back (or front) whilst uncomfortable, would at least give the creator a chuckle or two.
As Bill Hicks put it:
Creationist (re fossils): They were put here to test our faith.
Bill: I think you were put here to test my fucking faith.
My favourite is when Ben Folds, having endured the oft-asked question by other Australians "Don't you get sick of how boring Adelaide is?" replied "Australia is the Adelaide of the world".
If your original post was meant to be sarcastic it didn't seem that that obvious due to being a little osbscure (and it's not because of your spelling).
Let there be light! But at what Watt?
Color me cynic, but could this be a challenge to Intel to lower their prices for Dell? Hmmmmm.
I'm sure that sitting on a PC and also using it requires some sort of contortionist positions that may well violate any number of occupational health & safety restrictions. Nevertheless, it brings to mind some interesting images. :)
It really rolls off the tongue, heh. I like it.
If your woman smells like fish, then I am truly sorry for you. :)
Husband: "Hi honey, I made 23.456 million lira this week"
Wife: And what did you spend the rest on? Heh?
Apologies for the bad puns.