Now make that 1 connection per (leap) year for ad servers and I'll agree
and if missing trailing parenthesis is art
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the art is also in the creation of the brush strokes, so it is also in the key strokes.
brush strokes create pictures
key strokes create source code
therefore source code is art
if (action.stroke.brush == art and apply(empty_canvas_space, action.stroke.brush == art and action.stroke.keyboard == art) then apply(empty_text_buffer, action.stroke.keyboard) = art;
a procedure for the fufillment of happiness amoung a group emptying of barrels causing vertical urination in a place for the producution of fermented beverages Details
people get drunk
can I patent that please.
really a patent that uses the way a schoolboy would dream up after think about the problem for 2 minutes during a physics lesson
when my feet get hot I take my socks off, can I patent that?
when I need a piss I undo my zip, can I patent that?
mimiking the light that arrived at the back at the front is no good for non-thin items as it will only look correct on fairly uniform backgrounds or at the point ot the object directly in front of you (even then the brain should work out something is wrong as you have 2 eyes and except the light at a given point to be different from different angles).
abcdefghil | | | | =x=====
y
as I look at x from y I expect the light from a not c. This will go from appearing a bit wierd, say a shimmer, to totally wrong when there is something behind the object that the brain recognises say writing
if you want to produce 'real world solutions' it helps if the people creating them get to see some of the real world
b.t.w. all leave, the guy sounds like he wants to run his company into the ground. over promising not willing to get extra resources to deal with them, the company is going under. get out now
combine digital rights management and putting the fees up anytime they choose and we have a future were the only problem with computer is where to bury them.
perhaps automatic delete files is a good idea as it protects the copyright owners rights.?
perhaps the food in my freezer should decide that I have to pay more for it than I did and instruct the freezer to thaw? this protects the supermarkets rights
perhaps I got the paint on my walls too cheap and the paint should instruct my flat to collapse? this protects the paint company
meanwhile I have no flat or food and I'm left singing to myself in the corner
Always try to get a rough idea how much someone is spending and go up to that in testing. a project plan with plenty of itterative testing cycles looks good and gives you plenty of time to get on with the other project you have to do as no one really tests things anyway.
you can even send reports to be ignored at the end of each cycle send the same report 3 times. send the same report to all you clients. use a random number generator.
they get protection because they have opted for a project with in built early failure warning and you get protection because it is a load of rubbish that they didn't read when they should have
<slightly ot> what with buildings not having a 13th floor, or rather not calling it the 13th floor to residents (so hotels have 13 painted on the inside of the lift doors, the bit your not meant to see while the buttons and rooms all say 14th floor)
this is all irrelevant as it is usually the 13th floor from the ground as you look at the front of the building not including the one you walk into </ok it was totally ot>
Why not say fine then and sell them with the price of windows clearly labelled and full details about how users can install there existing windows from their old machine on it (providing they don't use the old machine). And maybe how to use other os
Maybe in the US microsoft's you can't us this os on another machine counts? I don't know. Who does noone has the balls to find out.
Perhaps they should set up subsidurary fixed liability companies and find out
If the big boys call Microsofts bluff it will only hurt Microsoft. Perhaps they'll be more reasonable
Perhaps being shown that their bullying only hurts them, Bill might sack the management type who dream up these things
the only thing I care about is does it support digest authentication or are they still trying to ram ssl down the throats of those who just don't want to pass password in the clear
The Java scripts section is my favourite
The scriptS (sic) would be one for each implemention
in each browser I assume
If only we could have 10 different incompatable versions
of perl embedded in a totally insecure manner on every
desktop that would be grand
perhaps we should have a url "/linkers.txt"
User-agent: MSIE
Disallow:
User-agent: slashdot scum that use mozilla
Disallow: /
if mp3 is modelled around human hearing, no wonder my dog isn't enjoying my tina turner collection.
perhaps I'll use to dog vorbis in future
Now make that 1 connection per (leap) year for ad servers and I'll agree
.. then ..
brush strokes create pictures
key strokes create source code
therefore source code is art
And all bets are definitely off when quantum computers arrive on the scene.
should read
And all bets were paid when quantum computers arrived on the scene.
The would be last year when the US cracked quantum computing and opened up >40bit keys for the rest of the world
a procedure for the fufillment of happiness amoung a group emptying of barrels causing vertical urination in a place for the producution of fermented beverages
Details
people get drunk
can I patent that please.
really a patent that uses the way a schoolboy would dream up after think about the problem for 2 minutes during a physics lesson
when my feet get hot I take my socks off, can I patent that?
when I need a piss I undo my zip, can I patent that?
wipes out my spacing, how nice
if you want to produce 'real world solutions' it helps if the people creating them get to see some of the real world
b.t.w. all leave, the guy sounds like he wants to run his company into the ground. over promising not willing to get extra resources to deal with them, the company is going under. get out now
combine digital rights management and putting the fees up anytime they choose and we have a future were the only problem with computer is where to bury them.
perhaps automatic delete files is a good idea as it protects the copyright owners rights.?
perhaps the food in my freezer should decide that I have to pay more for it than I did and instruct the freezer to thaw? this protects the supermarkets rights
perhaps I got the paint on my walls too cheap and the paint should instruct my flat to collapse? this protects the paint company
meanwhile I have no flat or food and I'm left singing to myself in the corner
Always try to get a rough idea how much someone is spending and go up to that in testing. a project plan with plenty of itterative testing cycles looks good and gives you plenty of time to get on with the other project you have to do as no one really tests things anyway.
you can even send reports to be ignored at the end of each cycle send the same report 3 times. send the same report to all you clients. use a random number generator.
they get protection because they have opted for a project with in built early failure warning and you get protection because it is a load of rubbish that they didn't read when they should have
I thought america had a dim view of the number 13
<slightly ot>
what with buildings not having a 13th floor, or rather not calling it the 13th floor to residents (so hotels have 13 painted on the inside of the lift doors, the bit your not meant to see while the buttons and rooms all say 14th floor)
this is all irrelevant as it is usually the 13th floor from the ground as you look at the front of the building not including the one you walk into
</ok it was totally ot>
Why do they buckle in to Microsoft?
Why not say fine then and sell them with the price of windows clearly labelled and full details about how users can install there existing windows from their old machine on it (providing they don't use the old machine). And maybe how to use other os
Maybe in the US microsoft's you can't us this os on another machine counts? I don't know. Who does noone has the balls to find out.
Perhaps they should set up subsidurary fixed liability companies and find out
If the big boys call Microsofts bluff it will only hurt Microsoft. Perhaps they'll be more reasonable
Perhaps being shown that their bullying only hurts them, Bill might sack the management type who dream up these things
flaimbait hey?
t ml
history takes a day to back me up....
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/25689.h
Just put up webpages and suggest people view them with netscape 4
It is bound to randomly crash / use up 99.9% processor time / force them to hard quite Xwindows
It's almost as nice as outlook viruses and it is more random.
where can you run killall -
various linux - kills processes with that name
aix, hpux, true64, solaris - shuts the machine down
perhaps people ought to stop using root when they don't know which machine you are on?
the only thing I care about is does it support digest authentication or are they still trying to ram ssl down the throats of those who just don't want to pass password in the clear
The Java scripts section is my favourite The scriptS (sic) would be one for each implemention in each browser I assume
If only we could have 10 different incompatable versions of perl embedded in a totally insecure manner on every desktop that would be grand